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- Precarious: Impromptu #?: HUMAN BODY
- Blizzard2000: holy shit cocoa
- sddsdd: I have to go soon though. D:
- uzzbuzz: same sdd D:
- Blizzard2000: we need tfo to host a quiz about boners
- occooa: yes pls
- occooa: remember what his boner looks like?
- occooa: it's completely straight, not curved like some people
- occooa: remember
- sddsdd: poor tfo :(
- occooa: straight like a ruler
- Precarious: 1. What does ACL stand for?
- Woon1957: Anti Cole Laine
- sddsdd: anterior something ligament dammit
- randomboy839: uh
- Woon1957: something ligament
- randomboy839: anterior cruciate ligament
- sddsdd: anterior cock ligament
- uzzbuzz: circulatory
- Precarious: random is correct
- randomboy839: ty sdd
- occooa: sdd pls
- uzzbuzz: wat
- sddsdd: okay rendum wins
- Woon1957: rendom when did you anatomy
- randomboy839: bio
- occooa: i luv my anterior cock ligament
- randomboy839: in 9th grade
- sddsdd: today is not my day
- uzzbuzz: I never took bio rip me
- occooa: cocoa rubs his anterior cock ligament cuz it is sore
- sddsdd: prec please remove that from the transcript
- Woon1957: pls i'm not learning about anterior cruciate ligaments
- sddsdd: it was a moment of weakness
- Precarious: 2. Name any bone in the middle ear.
- occooa: canal
- Woon1957: cochlea
- uzzbuzz: pelvis
- occooa: eardrum
- sddsdd: anvil
- Precarious: sdd is correct
- occooa: gggggg
- sddsdd: \o/
- Precarious: random 1 sdd 1
- Precarious: 3. Name any five body parts that are three letters long.
- Woon1957: wat
- sddsdd: ear, arm, leg, toe, eye
- occooa: riiiip
- Precarious: sdd is correct
- randomboy839: wow
- Woon1957: pls
- Precarious: sdd 2 random 1
- sddsdd: pew
- Precarious: impressive
- occooa: he even put commas
- uzzbuzz: wow
- occooa: blizz pls get a point
- uzzbuzz: I was doing 5 letter ones :3
- occooa: wow
- randomboy839: i had ear arm leg :>
- occooa: i had ear eye toe
- Woon1957: I had ear nd eye :(
- Blizzard2000: does "ass" count
- occooa: shaking my leg
- randomboy839: yes
- occooa: yes
- sddsdd: yes blizz
- Blizzard2000: lul
- randomboy839: sml
- Precarious: 4. What term is used to describe someone with two different colored eyes?
- sddsdd: shit
- occooa: heterochromia
- occooa: ummm
- occooa: idk
- uzzbuzz: bifocal
- Precarious: cocoa is correct
- occooa: BIFOCAL
- occooa: LOL
- sddsdd: BIFOCAL
- uzzbuzz: pls
- Precarious: lol
- Precarious: sdd 2 random 1 cocoa 1
- Woon1957: heterochromia
- sddsdd: bifocal wins
- Woon1957: wow pls y u do dis to me
- uzzbuzz: woon D:
- uzzbuzz: do I get points for funni
- uzzbuzz: :(
- sddsdd: n
- uzzbuzz: rip
- occooa: there's a ffr song called heterochromia iridis
- sddsdd: is that why you know cocoa
- occooa: prolly
- sddsdd: lol
- Precarious: 5. What is the medical, yet still kind of funny sound name for the funny bone?
- occooa: elbow
- uzzbuzz: humourosu
- occooa: idk
- Woon1957: humorus
- occooa: humerus
- sddsdd: humerus
- Woon1957: humerous
- uzzbuzz: :((
- Precarious: so, who gets credit :(
- sddsdd: that's not the funny bone
- sddsdd: or is it
- Precarious: no?
- Woon1957: humerus is in ur eye tho
- randomboy839: ulnar nerve?
- sddsdd: it's the ulnar nerve
- Precarious: whatever, I'm just dropping the question then
- Behemoth542: Coco gets it
- sddsdd: so ulna
- occooa: rip in rip
- Behemoth542: Or not
- Woon1957: uzz should get it
- uzzbuzz: :D
- Behemoth542: The bifocal bone
- randomboy839: i dc'd twice gg
- occooa: lololol
- sddsdd: bifocal bone
- sddsdd: lel
- Precarious: 5. What is the medical name for the kneecap?
- Woon1957: kneecap
- uzzbuzz: capella
- sddsdd: patella
- occooa: patella
- occooa: FMLFDM
- sddsdd: >capella
- Precarious: sdd is correct
- uzzbuzz: MUSIC WHY
- occooa: a patella
- Behemoth542: >A capella
- uzzbuzz: WHY YOU DO THIS
- Behemoth542: dat
- uzzbuzz: a capella lol
- sddsdd: a kneecap: a cap- dammit behe
- occooa: SDD Y U DO DIS
- Precarious: I broke my patella once. It kind of sucked
- sddsdd: awww
- occooa: haha
- Woon1957: I broke my capella :3
- randomboy839: i never broke a bone before
- uzzbuzz: :(
- Precarious: well, not broke: dislocated
- Precarious: also tore a ligament
- sddsdd: I broke my ella ella under my umbrella
- occooa: :)
- Behemoth542: He broke his patella and yelled a capella
- uzzbuzz: this is why I don't speed
- Precarious: not a good expereince
- uzzbuzz: I do silly things too much :3
- occooa: expereince
- Precarious: sdd 3 random 1 cocoa 1
- occooa: ooh sdd
- sddsdd: I might spontaneously disappear
- sddsdd: so I might lose :(
- occooa: ur mum watchin u?
- Behemoth542: My pasta almost goes through my respiratory system
- randomboy839: wait makino sena did blessing a's pv <3
- sddsdd: no :|
- occooa: aw
- randomboy839: and kesan-b did blessing b's
- randomboy839: omg
- Precarious: 6. What is the largest organ of the body?
- uzzbuzz: butt
- occooa: kidney
- occooa: skin
- Woon1957: skin
- occooa: liver
- sddsdd: small intestine
- Woon1957: pls
- Precarious: cocoa is correct
- sddsdd: skin lol
- occooa: large intestine
- occooa: small intestine
- occooa: heart
- occooa: chat lag
- occooa: lungs
- uzzbuzz: aorta
- occooa: CHAT LAG
- Behemoth542: Stomach
- sddsdd: forgot skin was an organ
- Precarious: wow, such lag
- randomboy839: woah
- occooa: sorry aboot that
- Woon1957: hax how is everyone lagging
- Precarious: anyway sdd 3 cocoa 2 random 1
- uzzbuzz: yeah lag
- sddsdd: just lagged hard
- occooa: oh everyone lagged
- occooa: oh ok
- Behemoth542: Wait, you guys lagged too?
- Blizzard2000: yes
- occooa: daaat
- Precarious: yeah
- randomboy839: thx kong
- Woon1957: see uzz that's why u dont code in chat :(
- uzzbuzz: wat
- Behemoth542: Greg stop watching porn in server PC
- sddsdd: uzz top coder
- uzzbuzz: I'm knot
- randomboy839: you're naut?
- sddsdd: codek moment
- uzzbuzz: nautilus
- occooa: nacht
- Woon1957: astronaut
- occooa: astrophysicist wiggles96
- Precarious: hold on
- Precarious: something just fell onto my keyboard
- uzzbuzz: I need one pint that's alllll
- sddsdd: ew
- Behemoth542: Wiggles: Expert Cokelogist
- uzzbuzz: was it a spoder?
- occooa: SPODEER
- Precarious: probably
- sddsdd: was it spoderuzz
- occooa: die uzz
- uzzbuzz: a spoder fell on my foot yesterday
- uzzbuzz: off my keyboard
- occooa: die
- Precarious: I'll type hard to kill it
- sddsdd: spoder uzz spoder uzz
- Behemoth542: hard
- uzzbuzz: dun kill it D:
- sddsdd: does whatever a spoder uzz does
- occooa: maggots was in my othr keybaord
- uzzbuzz: wut
- sddsdd: wat
- Precarious: If it was a spider, it was crushed by home row
- occooa: shhh
- sddsdd: haha prec
- occooa: i never got to se them
- sddsdd: *sex them
- occooa: yeah
- occooa: i really want to sex a spoder
- Behemoth542: Fun fact
- occooa: dam sppoders won't fap for me
- Behemoth542: Here in the Patagonia, we have no cockroaches
- Precarious: 7. Name any three bodily fluids.
- uzzbuzz: semen blood tear
- occooa: blood semen saliva
- Behemoth542: We have earwig
- occooa: WQHY
- sddsdd: semen, piss, virtuos fluid
- Precarious: uzz is correct
- occooa: WHYYY
- randomboy839: amniotic fluid
- sddsdd: goddammit
- uzzbuzz: Woo on the board
- occooa: cerebrospinal
- occooa: i like how we all said saemen
- occooa: sdemen
- occooa: semen
- Precarious: sdd 3 cocoa 2 random 1 uzz 1
- sddsdd: "vitruous fluid
- uzzbuzz: it's quick to type
- occooa: suuure
- randomboy839: why did nobody say amniotic fluid :(
- sddsdd: I can't believe that was the third thing I could come up with
- uzzbuzz: List round host advantage :>
- Behemoth542: You put semen, piss but no blood?
- Precarious: 8. What is the currently controversial sports injury where the brain rattles around inside the skull?
- uzzbuzz: cranial dysfunction
- randomboy839: concussion?
- occooa: oooh shit
- Precarious: random is correct
- occooa: WAT
- occooa: PLS
- randomboy839: lol
- Behemoth542: Getting used as a pair of paracas
- Behemoth542: maracas*
- Woon1957: that sounds painful
- Precarious: sdd 3 cocoa 2 random 2 uzz 1
- Woon1957: btw prec
- Woon1957: I don't forgive you in the least
- Precarious: :(
- occooa: i was trying to think of this disorder mentioned in house with a long name n shit
- occooa: but no
- uzzbuzz: ya ow
- occooa: it was concussion
- randomboy839: nub
- Precarious: Ooh, I should do something I "learned" from House
- Precarious: good idea
- occooa: do it
- uzzbuzz: rip
- sddsdd: told you I'd dissappear
- occooa: rip sdd
- sddsdd: Can you guys see my chat
- occooa: yea
- Behemoth542: Not at all, Sdd
- sddsdd: good, because Kong is the one thing that doesn't log out right away
- Precarious: What organ is removed during a cholecystectomy?
- uzzbuzz: kidney
- occooa: liver
- sddsdd: colon
- Woon1957: cochlea
- Woon1957: ear
- randomboy839: galbladder
- randomboy839: stomach
- Precarious: random is correct
- occooa: gallbladder
- occooa: wow
- occooa: wooow
- Precarious: (gallbladder)
- uzzbuzz: aw
- Behemoth542: That thingy near the intestine
- sddsdd: >colon
- uzzbuzz: ouch
- Precarious: sdd 3 random 3 cocoa 2 uzz 1
- Behemoth542: Christopher Colon
- uzzbuzz: removing colon ;-;
- randomboy839: sdd turned invisible noo
- occooa: don't worry there is fake colon
- sddsdd: sigh
- Behemoth542: dafak rendom
- Behemoth542: I can see Sdd
- uzzbuzz: you seee him
- sddsdd: Imma ghost
- randomboy839: no he turned invisible for a bit
- occooa: he's in muy bed
- sddsdd: pppPPPppp
- sddsdd: shit
- occooa: nice
- uzzbuzz: lol
- sddsdd: oooOOOooo
- uzzbuzz: best ghost ever
- occooa: pee
- Precarious: 10. What is the name of the middle section of the small intestine, also a room in Arsenal Gear in Metal Gear Solid 2?
- occooa: duodenum
- randomboy839: jejunum
- uzzbuzz: spine
- sddsdd: duodenum
- sddsdd: ilyium
- occooa: ileum
- Precarious: random is correct
- occooa: dfsnokjclfd
- sddsdd: dammit
- sddsdd: the only one I missed
- Behemoth542: Jejunum
- Woon1957: jumanji?
- Behemoth542: I swear I read "Jojova"
- Precarious: random 4 sdd 3 cocoa 2 uzz 1
- uzzbuzz: lol
- randomboy839: it goes duodenum jejunum ileum
- sddsdd: nooo
- uzzbuzz: elysium
- occooa: it goes GUILLOTINE
- sddsdd: rendum pulls ahead
- randomboy839: sdd pls host
- Behemoth542: Rendom, why do you know that long name?
- randomboy839: vocaloid song lyrics thx
- randomboy839: what long name
- occooa: jejunum
- randomboy839: how is that a long name
- sddsdd: jejunum is ez
- uzzbuzz: it's knot
- occooa: it's not
- Woon1957: compared to scientific terms?
- uzzbuzz: my helium is broken
- occooa: my broken is fully functioning
- Behemoth542: >helium
- uzzbuzz: yes
- randomboy839: why is 96neko playing syobon action
- Precarious: 11. What is the term for people with an intermixing of senses, such as "hearing colors" or "assigning colors to letters and numbers"?
- uzzbuzz: helium sounds like a bone rite
- occooa: synesthesia
- sddsdd: synthesia
- Behemoth542: LSD
- Precarious: cocoa is correct
- Woon1957: ysutneihs
- randomboy839: synesthesia
- randomboy839: wow
- uzzbuzz: rip
- Woon1957: wow what was that
- uzzbuzz: didn't even wanna speed that
- randomboy839: i learned that from railgun :(
- sddsdd: I can't do this anymore, gonna get in trubble D:
- Precarious: random 4 sdd 3 cocoa 3 uzz 1
- Behemoth542: the term for people with an intermixing of senses, such as "hearing colors" or "assigning colors to letters and numbers"
- occooa: sdd's mum is watching him
- Precarious: a tight battle
- uzzbuzz: tight battle + uzz
- occooa: lol
- Behemoth542: = tight pants
- occooa: no
- occooa: my pants are full
- uzzbuzz: I'm only one on board with <3 points
- uzzbuzz: :D
- occooa: ><3
- randomboy839: ><
- uzzbuzz: <>
- sddsdd: <3
- uzzbuzz: wait
- occooa: <big>dick</big>
- uzzbuzz: uzz = pants
- uzzbuzz: wut
- Precarious: 12. What is the largest artery in the heart?
- Woon1957: ≤3
- uzzbuzz: aorta
- sddsdd: aorta
- Precarious: uzz is correct
- sddsdd: goddammit
- sddsdd: BURN
- randomboy839: the wot
- uzzbuzz: swagilicious
- randomboy839: o
- uzzbuzz: wut
- Woon1957: renal vein
- occooa: wut a artery
- Precarious: random 4 sdd 3 cocoa 3 uzz 2
- Woon1957: oxygenenated
- uzzbuzz: :D
- sddsdd: uzz you stealin' my points
- randomboy839: oxidize
- uzzbuzz: I got the 13 year old bio sikills
- Woon1957: oxyhaemoglobin
- occooa: goblin
- sddsdd: deoxyribonucleic acid
- uzzbuzz: homo globbin
- sddsdd: homo globbins
- uzzbuzz: dna pls
- occooa: homosexual goblins
- uzzbuzz: I had to spell that when I was 11
- sddsdd: sounds like a LotR character
- Woon1957: prophase metaphase anaphase telophase
- occooa: pmat
- uzzbuzz: you forgot one
- sddsdd: amylase
- sddsdd: >_>
- sddsdd: rip prec
- randomboy839: cytokinesis
- uzzbuzz: lol
- uzzbuzz: essokinesis
- sddsdd: reverse osmosis
- Woon1957: phosphlipid
- sddsdd: peristasis
- Precarious: 13. The _______ tendon was named after a Greek mythological hero, who was only vulnerable in that one spot.
- uzzbuzz: lymphatic node
- sddsdd: achilles
- randomboy839: achilles
- Woon1957: homeostasis
- randomboy839: wow
- sddsdd: boom
- Precarious: sdd is corect
- uzzbuzz: too fast n furious
- sddsdd: I missytyped achilles D:
- Woon1957: wait when were we 13?
- randomboy839: i only read the first 3 words lul
- uzzbuzz: wat
- Precarious: apparently that question was everyone else's Achilles heel
- Precarious: huehuehue /mnin
- sddsdd: huehue
- sddsdd: so gud
- occooa: ew staph being mnin]
- uzzbuzz: huehuecough /prec
- uzzbuzz: hackwheeze
- Precarious: random 4 sdd 4 cocoa 3 uzz 2
- randomboy839: i need a pizza cake right now
- Woon1957: prec when are you going to say wingardium leviosa for us in stream?
- uzzbuzz: ^
- Woon1957: I don't forgive
- Woon1957: I don't forget
- Precarious: next time I stream, as long as someone reminds me
- occooa: i don't forget
- uzzbuzz: woon is anon
- Precarious: in fact, I'll go to TC after this and say it
- randomboy839: don't forget
- randomboy839: qsko
- Behemoth542: If Prec says it on TC, I'll say it too
- uzzbuzz: I won't :3
- Woon1957: I'd sound dum so no
- uzzbuzz: doo it
- Behemoth542: Do it woon
- occooa: no
- Woon1957: it has an R in it
- uzzbuzz: pweese
- Woon1957: prec can I record
- uzzbuzz: lol
- Precarious: 14. What is the hardest substance in the body, visible on teeth?
- uzzbuzz: enamel
- occooa: enamel
- occooa: fiodcjfdjnoip[
- occooa: fdvpolmcj[
- occooa: pcxvo
- Woon1957: keratin
- Behemoth542: Calcium
- Precarious: uzz is correct
- uzzbuzz: how
- uzzbuzz: how do i have 3
- Woon1957: no longer <3 :(
- Precarious: random 4 sdd 4 cocoa 3 uzz 3
- uzzbuzz: D:
- occooa: i hat me
- randomboy839: i'm browsing /vp/ pls
- uzzbuzz: less than equals
- Woon1957: <=3
- Precarious: with one question left, four people could still win D:
- uzzbuzz: watt
- uzzbuzz: underdog gogogo
- uzzbuzz: woof
- Woon1957: this is what happens when prec doesn't play
- randomboy839: someone win so i don't host pls
- sddsdd: same
- uzzbuzz: rood
- occooa: i wnana host
- occooa: so let me win plz
- randomboy839: k
- occooa: thx
- sddsdd: if I win can I give to someone
- occooa: give it to me
- sddsdd: I would love to host, but I don't want to disappear spontaneously
- occooa: ples
- randomboy839: are you gonna do vocaloid song lyrics
- occooa: you cna host whenerver you want sdd
- Behemoth542: Sdd, give it to me, I want to do Movie impromptu
- occooa: no
- Precarious: 15. The human brain is isolated from the bloodstream by this:
- occooa: blood brain barrier
- uzzbuzz: cortex
- sddsdd: cranium
- randomboy839: skull
- Behemoth542: Grey Matter
- Precarious: cocoa is correct
- Woon1957: spine
- occooa: YESSS
- occooa: omg i can win
- Precarious: and we're going to overtime: with three people
- sddsdd: that's a thing?
- randomboy839: cocoa wins
- uzzbuzz: daww
- Precarious: has this ever happened before?
- CalmWaters: hi
- Behemoth542: Cocoa with a chance to win? No
- randomboy839: hi wiggies
- Precarious: Wiggles, at the end of 15 questions, we have a three way tie
- Precarious: get hype
- occooa: and im in it
- sddsdd: worst threeway ever
- CalmWaters: Cocoa can't win
- CalmWaters: whoever else is in it pls win
- occooa: plz stop bean mean
- Precarious: random sdd cocoa
- uzzbuzz: cocoa will make a house impromptu
- CalmWaters: oh ok so random wins
- sddsdd: I'm dum
- randomboy839: nop
- occooa: ya i could
- Precarious: only these three players are allowed to answer the next question
- randomboy839: duodenum
- Woon1957: D:
- sddsdd: mario
- uzzbuzz: mario
- CalmWaters: inb4Iknowtheanswer
- Woon1957: anaphase
- uzzbuzz: analphase
- Woon1957: meisosis
- occooa: meiosis
- CalmWaters: mytosis
- occooa: mitosis
- occooa: lrn 2 spl wiggles
- Woon1957: homeostasis
- CalmWaters: Mytoesis
- Woon1957: hypertonic
- occooa: cytokinesis
- Precarious: 16. What is the medical name for the collarbone?
- sddsdd: coccyx
- occooa: clavical
- sddsdd: oops
- Woon1957: lol
- sddsdd: clavicale
- sddsdd: clavicle
- uzzbuzz: lol
- occooa: clavicle
- randomboy839: sdd
- Precarious: hmm
- sddsdd: worst spellin'
- randomboy839: vocaloid music lyrics
- Precarious: who gets credit?
- occooa: plz give it to me plz plz
- Woon1957: sdd
- occooa: no
- sddsdd: >coccyx
- sddsdd: cocoa don' worry
- sddsdd: I'll let you host anyway
- occooa: i spelled clavicle wrong, that's why he's asking
- randomboy839: yey
- Woon1957: Hey wiggles
- Woon1957: Can you even feel your clavicle?
- randomboy839: it's clavicle
- sddsdd: idc
- uzzbuzz: coccyx is tailbone
- sddsdd: I don't know why I said coccyx
- occooa: sooo i get the point right
- Woon1957: My brother has a phd in coccyx
- Woon1957: not kidding
- uzzbuzz: lol
- Precarious: what does everyone think--who should get credit? For reference, cocoa answered first, but spelled it incorrectly. sdd then spelled it correctly
- uzzbuzz: :O
- uzzbuzz: cocoa probably
- CalmWaters: cocoa always misspells
- occooa: i spelled it clavical when it's actually clavicle
- CalmWaters: Just give it to her T_T
- occooa: which isn't like super bad
- sddsdd: give cocoa the point
- sddsdd: *shrug*
- Precarious: very well
- Woon1957: PREC THE ALMIGHTY
- Precarious: with 5 points, cocoa wins
- uzzbuzz: wingardium leviasosa
- occooa: omg :D :D
- occooa: my first win
- Precarious: and will host the next impromptu, whenever
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