Wet sports

>Day Wet Sports in Equestria
>You are anon
>And oh boy you are the greatest genius ever!
>Since you were transported into this pony world you told everyone you are a great sport player from Earth!
>But not just a random sport, but the magnificent argentinian rugby style!!
>YOU, a 14 years old!
Genius Anon strikes again! [spoiler] [/spoiler] >You said loudly because fuck it, you are on your house.
>You make your breakfast and barely shit, I mean, who shits before eating?
>While you are eating your Apllebelle´O s[spoiler]sweet garden of sensual tongue flavors [/spoiler] there is a knock at your door.
>When you open the door you notice the Mane 6 are all together. Before you can say a word Applejack speaks:
>"Hiya Anon, how`s dah sport monster today? Packin`up to play some Ra-ugby?"
What do you mean Applejack, [spoiler]slaver[/spoiler] of apples?
>"Ya promised us that ya`ll show us how to play that game today!"
>"So..." Rarity says "...How`s this big .. mighty brute going to educate us today? " She blushes a little as well as the rest of the pones.
>You feel like Tomato mixture for nachos, you can feel your checks hot and really spicy on the inside.
... I ..ah... I KNOW!
>You basically scream without knowing, the mane 6 looking at you with confussion on their faces.
We must go to a clear place! We can use this as a ball!
>You grab a pair of your boxers and some duct tape and you wrap the tape on the dirty underwear in order to give it the shape of a rugby ball.
>After this you go outside and find a nice place in no time
>You ask the mane 6 to perform 2 teams of 3 each one
>You`ll be playing in both teams from time to time
>You explain them the basic rules of the argentinian rugby, no passing the ball behind from where you stand, use full force to tackle, and no physical protection at all as well the basic rugby rules.
>Rules explained, pones on position, let`s give this ball a far proposition!
>You kick the ball to the side of the other team, which consisted of Twilight, Fluttershy and Pinkie, having Applejack, Rarity and Rainbow on your team.
>You manage to see that Pinkie grabbed the ball and is running at full speed right...into...you!!
>You fall down to the floor with Pinkie on top of you with the improvised ball on her mouth, she puts it on the grass and yells
>"YES! I got you Nonny!"
Pinkie you are supposed to run with the ball and i have to tackle you, you have to defend yourself!
>"Oops, sorry Nonny, silly me hehehe. I thought you had to tackle the one with more balls"
What do you mean...Pinkie?
>"Well, I have one ball and you have two silly, so If I got your balls, that would make me the one with more balls!"
>OH GOD...MAY PRINCE ADAM OF GAYSCOLT SAVES YOU. THIS CRAZY MARE IS SPEAKING OF YOUR CANIQUE BOLITENS!
Pinkie... these balls are not supposed to be in game you know, only this one...
>"Ooh but we want them Nonny!"
What do you mean with "We"?
>"Well silly, all of us want to win, so we all want to have most of the balls"
>OH SWEET URBAN CENTER UPGRADE ... THEY ARE ALL COMING FOR YOU!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
>*TRRRRROROOROOOOUR*
>Suddenly the sunny day becomes stormy with dark clouds and starts to rain
>You see Rarity stares at Rainbow Dash and she asks:
>"Rainbow didn`t you have to work with these weather today?"
>"Oh yeah... about that... I asked somepony to cover me up hehe"


MEANWHILE ON THE CLOUDS

>Derpy is sitting on Rainbow`s favorite cloud while she lazily sings
>"I work hard for the bits! So hard for the bits! Oh, I something, something bits come on give me lots of bits!"
>Suddenly Spitfire flyes near and sees her
>"Oh but what a great worker! I`ll give her a space on the Wonderbolts!


BACK TO THE RUGBY TRAINING
>You are Anon once again, and Oh boy you got saved.
>But for some reason Rainbow Dash screamed something about feeling something stinging her chest and passed out
>The rest of the pones take her to the hospital
Oh boy, that was too close...
>Before leaving you got tackled to the ground
PINKIE... ehh ... What are you doing? The game is over!
>"Oh silly Nonuni, I don´t mind getting wet while playing! Now... I was looking for some extra balls right?
NO PINKIE NOO  AAAAAAAARARRARGAGRRGGAGR!
>At least you didn´t end
>Getting caught at your lies.