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- >Loud smacking sounds gradually pull you from slumber.
- >*Smack smack smack*
- >You groggily pull one of the your pillows over your head.
- >*smack smack smack smack*
- >You dig your fingers into the pillow, irritated.
- >*smack smack*
- >You huff loudly and sit up, pillow in hand.
- >Daniel is sitting next to you with some kind of snack bar.
- >"I'll tell you man, the fuckin' granola bars here are delicious. Nothing like that processed shit back home."
- >As he speaks, bits of food fly out and lodge themselves into his beard.
- >"I told you we could get here. YOU didn't wanna come, but look at us now! Haha!"
- >You stare at him.
- >"Ahem. 'Gee, Danny, you're awesome for including me, but however did you pull it off?' Excellent question, Anon! I figured out how to rig a car to travel between multiverses. Don't ask how, I don't remember everything that happens during my smoking sessions. Anyway, so you can't make it work without some serious speed, so I borrowed my dealer's Ford Mustang. He wasn't gonna miss it, he has like, three of 'em, so I hooked it up, pushed that bitch to , what, 120 mph? And bam! Here we are! Good thing that shit worked too, or else we woulda been Capital bank's new paint job. Got a few broken bones, but it was worth it, huh?"
- >He gestures to his right arm, fully casted and in a sling.
- >" Hey, dude? You don't look so good..."
- >You hit him with the pillow.
- >Once.
- >"Hey!"
- >Twice.
- >"Cut it out!"
- >You drop it start swinging with your fists.
- "YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH YOU COULD HAVE KILLED ME WITH YPUR BULLSHIT HOW THE FUCK DO YOU STEAL FROM A FUCKING DRUG DEALER AND RIP OFF BACK TO THE FUTURE I GOING TO FUCKING END YOU"
- >During your slew of violence and obscenities, you clip his broken arm.
- >He cries out, and takes a swing at your hanging leg.
- >It connects, the pulley gives out and your leg falls, knocking your broken tibula out of place again.
- >You scream in pain as Nurse Redheart and the guard enter the room again.
- >"Stop at once! Guard, escort the other one back to his room. There will be NO roughhousing in my hospital, no matter how big you are!"
- >The guard ushers Daniel through the half size door and a blue unicorn enters.
- >"Help me reset his leg, will you?"
- >She nods and steps closer to you.
- >You're surrounded by a soft white aura.
- > You feel the pain melt away as Nurse Redheart begins to remove your cast.
- ----
- >15 minutes later, your leg is once and propped up in a new cast.
- >Call them anything you like,but inefficient isn't one of them.
- >And after a chastising from both nurses, you are not allowed to be alone anymore.
- >Two of the Royal Guard, a grey unicorn and a white Pegasus, are at either side ofthe room.
- >You can't even use the bathroom alone, even if you had the power to.
- >Judging by the strange looks you were given during and after, they didn't want to be there either.
- >The next few days are uneventful, with the exception of Twilight coming in every few hours to ask more questions.
- >Nurse Redheart would chat with you occasionally, but it dwindled down after she had to give you a sponge bath.
- >They were nice enough to wash Mcdick's uniform too.
- >How you wished you had something else to wear.
- >The fourth day comes around and the two nurses come to remove your cast.
- >In five minutes, they have your leg free and unscathed.
- >You cautiously flex your leg.
- >It's stiff, yet functional, almost as if you never broke it.
- >As they proceed to remove your other bandages, Nurse RedHeart speaks.
- >"As soon as we're done here, Miss Sparkle would like you exit the room and go with her."
- >You nod and inspect your skin.
- >Most of the smaller cuts had disappeared, some of the deeper cuts left a silhouette .
- >The two nurses step away and you rise.
- >A bit wobbly, but you'll live.
- >You throw on your shoes and glance at the door.
- >You were right, it barely comes past your collarbone.
- >You walk across the room, minding the ceiling fan and squeeze through the small frame.
- >Twilight casts a surprised look over her shoulder.
- >"Oh! Sorry about the size. We don't usually get anyone your size around here."
- >She points her hoof towards Daniel, who stood in front of her with a goofy smile plastered on his face.
- >He waves with his newly fixed arm.
- >He never was one to hold a grudge.
- >"We had to have the guards push him from the other side to get him through!"
- >He pats his gut.
- >He was only 20 lbs heavier than you.
- >You hear the door close behind You.
- >The guards had followed you out and were now flanking you.
- >"Enough chit-chat, we need to see the Princess. Follow me, please."
- >Twilight walks past you, two more guards right on her tail.
- >You and Daniel follow, and as you do, Daniel frantically taps your shoulder.
- >"You seein' this?" He whispers.
- >He points at the purple mare.
- "Please tell me you're not pointing at her ass."
- >"What? No, man. Her wings, man! Where are they?"
- >You ignore the suspicious glare from a guard.
- "I don't know, man."
- >You'd thought about this a few times.
- >Something was wrong.
- >What if you two ended up in some fucked up alternate universe?
- >What if you and Danny were just in some alley somewhere hallucinating?
- >Unease creeps it's way up your spine.
- >"...glad you two are somewhat intelligent."
- >Somewhat?
- "What?"
- >"I performed a small test on you two to see if you were of at average pony intelligence, or at least to see if you could spell."
- >"Was that why you asked me how to spell stuff like kneecap?"
- >She paused.
- >"...Yes. Hence the 'at least to see if you could spell' part. Seriously, did you not think I knew what a kneecap or elbow was?"
- >"...You asked, dude."
- >A loud sigh was heard as you exited the hospital.
- >You shield your eyes from the sunlight as Daniel casts you a glance and opens his mouth again.
- >"Hey Twilight?"
- >"Yes?"
- >"Who did you say you were again?"
- >She stops on the steps and slowly turns to look at him.
- >"Ahem. My name. is Twilight. Sparkle."
- >She speaks slowly and deliberately.
- >"I am the prized student for the Princess. That's all you need to know."
- >You notice a horse drawn carriage with some sort of flat bed with a four foot tall gate attached to the back.
- >"You too will be sitting back here since we don't have a carriage big enough for you. Try not to move to much, ok? You'll fall out and hurt yourselves."
- >Two of the guards pull down the gate as Twilight enters the carriage.
- >You approach the flatbed and catch a strong wiff of hay and fertilizer.
- "Do you guys use this for the cows or something?"
- >They shrug.
- >"Just get in."
- >Daniel was already in and propped up against the gate.
- >You visibly cringe as you shuffle onto the flatbed, keeping a close eye out for any shit.
- >The guards follow you in and close the gate behind them.
- >You don't see anything too unsavory, soyou sit down next to Daniel.
- >That fucking grin is still on his face.
- >The carriage jolts forward.
- >You grow more uneasy as a few passersby gawk at you.
- >You turn to Daniel.
- "How can you be this rela--AAAAH!"
- >The entire cart lifts from the ground quite suddenly and elevates quickly.
- >The flatbed should be hanging, but it too, flies upright as if it was apart of the carriage.
- >Physics don't apply here, apparently.
- >You grip the the gates untill your knuckles turn white.
- >Daniel laughs and peers over the edge.
- >"Sit back down, sir. This is dangerous."
- >He stays put, making a disgusting noise and spitting over the edge.
- >One of the guards's horn glows, and Danny is suddenly on his ass.
- >"Stay seated, or I will be forced to be more aggressive."
- >He brushes the threat off and kicks back.
- >"God, this would be great if I had a blunt right now."
- >His eyes widen.
- >"Shit, where am I going to get my fix?"
- "You didn't think of that before you stole your dealer's car?"
- >He jolts upward.
- >"No, I did! I left it in the car!"
- >You glance at the guards, who are collectively confused.
- "I doubt you'll be able to get it now."
- >"That's fuckin' quitter's talk! We're getting that bud, man!"
- "How, Daniel? How!? The car is most likely totalled or, on the off chance it isn't, one of these ponies have it! What's your game plan, huh? Cause honestly, it isn't looking good."
- >"Just cause a girl ain't pretty, don't mean you can't fuck her."
- "...what the FUCK are you talking about!?"
- >He nods his head and lays back again.
- >The high altitude must be fucking with his head.
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