Non, Annon, n Nonny

>Day scams in Equestria
>You fling yourself out of bed and jump in the shower
>When you're done you run across the hallway banging on your two roomates doors
>They open their doors slowly and walk out looking around like they were drugged and brought there
Today we have some major planning to do! We have to make some bits!
>Non yawns as Annon talks
>"Um...Nonny don't you think that we do this too much?"
Nonsense double N! Getting the delicious jawbreakers is our goal and we have to get them!
>Non walks downstairs like a zombie saying
>"Buttered toast..."
>You look at double N and he just shrugs
>You both go downstairs and see Non with his head all the way in the toaster
>Then he rips it off of his head
>"Guys! There's no more toast!"
>Double N sighs and you walk over to Non
We'll get some later. Now go clean yourself up, you smell like a dirty gym sock.
>"Okay..."
>He walks upstairs slowly
You too double N.
>"I already did."
When?
>"You do know there is a bathroom with a shower in my room too right?"
Yeah of course I did!
>No you didn't
>"Anyways, care to tell me what today's plan for getting some bits is?"
Well think about this...we make an obstacle course and charge 2 bits per p0ny?
>"And just where would we do this?"
Well duh in our house...
>"Where will we get the materials?"
The dump.
>He nods and pulls out a book about his ant farm
>He can be cool sometimes...but he's usually a faggot
>Then Non comes back downstairs a little bit better smelling
Okay! Lets move out!
>Double N leaves his cereal and you all head out for the dump
>On the way there you are stopped by a unicorn who is so infatuated with Non that she thinks she's his sister
>Her name is Trixie
>"Non! Mom said you have to come home or else she'll force a chicken down your throat!"
>You all speed your walk a bit and her screaming eventually fades away
>Pinkie Pie comes up to you with a toothless little crocodile
>Or maybe an alligator?
>You don't fucking know the difference
>"Hiya Nons! This is gummy! Say Hi gummy!"
>It just sits there and she looks at you as if she wants something
>Double N nudges you
...Hi gummy.
>She smiles and bounces away talking to it
>Then you see Rainbow Dash
>Rainbitch flies past you screaming
>"DORKS!"
>You glare and keep going
Finally!
>You stand in front of the mounds of garbage
Alright boys! Dig in!
>The second you are about to split up you see something in the distance
>Double N speaks
>"What is that...is that a dust cloud?"
>You just stare until you realize it's coming for you
>It's Twilight, AJ, and worst of all Fluttershy
>All three of you scream in unison
"THE FLANKERS!"
>You try to run but are caught in a magical field
>Fucking magic
>You are separated
>Double N goes on Twilight's back, Non goes on AJ's back, and you get put on Fluttershy's back
>She moans when you touch her
Hey! Let us go!
>Twilight says
>"We will later..."
>They walk together with Twilight still keeping a grip on you all
>You get to Fluttershy's house and they lock all the doors and windows
>Then she releases the spell
>Non immediately runs at the door face first, ripping it off its hinges and continues running
>He's a massive tank...why did god always give the retards the shotguns?
>Twilight magics him back inside and closes the door with magic too
>Then they all start planting kisses on you three
>All of the sudden Twilight yelps
>Everyone gets quiet and looks over
>Double N is making out with Twilight...purposefully?!
Double N?! What are you doing?!
>He breaks the kiss and puts a finger to her mouth
>Then he walks to you and whispers in your ear
>"Just do it so they don't rape us!"
>You nod
>Then AJ tackles Non and they wrestle around on the ground
>Fluttershy wraps her wings around your back so you can't move and puts kisses all over you
>Damn...
>Looks like you have to...
>You kiss her back and she jumps a little, but then becomes woozy and orgasms on the spot, falling over
>You look over to double N who is now stroking Twilight's horn
>Wow he's a good actor
>Then you look at AJ and Non wrestling
>Dumbasses
>Fluttershy gets up and tackles you to the ground
>She begins making out with you, making sure to get everywhere in your mouth
>She even prods the back of your throat a couple times
>You manage to look over to double N and you throw Fluttershy off in shock
DOUBLE N WHAT THE FUCK?!
>He's straight up plowing the shit out of Twilight while stroking her horn
>"I...I couldn't help in Nonny...it just feels so great!"
>You just stare in disbelief of the horsefuckery at work here
>Then Non talks to AJ
>"Applejack...your eyes are like two glimmering emeralds in the mine of my heart."
>Your jaw breaks off and crashes onto the floor
>AJ doesn't like it either, she's confused
>"Ya'll gots a mine in yer heart?"
>His eyes become glazed with love as he stares at her and scoots closer
>She backs up each time
>Then he grabs her back two legs and pulls her to him
>His eyes focus on her ass and he gets a wicked grin as he lowers his pants
>"Wanna play the rape game?"
>"NO!!"
>"That's the spirit!"
>He thrusts into her ass completely dry and she screams out in pain
>You cannot believe your eyes at what you are witnessing here
>Your two best friends...horsefuckers...
>Fluttershy pokes your side and you look at her
>"Would you do it if I gave you this afterwards?"
>She pulls out a jawbreaker from behind her back
>You immediately throw off your pants and bend her over
>You spend the rest of the hour
>Fucking Fluttershy