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MrFluffyVegas

Werefluffy

Apr 11th, 2012
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  1. >You're out one night doing your usual thing
  2. >Looking for fluffy ponies to torture
  3. >Sometimes you might gather some up and bring them home for quality torture, but tonight you just find them and beat them with your lead pipe
  4. >You're just finishing up your latest victim, a little pink earth fluffy
  5. >"No hurties new daddy! Fwuffy be good!"
  6. >You're not even pausing to listen, just keep hitting them until they stop moving
  7. >As you bring it down you hear one last "pwease..." and then silence
  8. >Break out a smoke and have a nice long draw on it as you calm down
  9. >You use the fluffy corpse to wipe the blood off your pipe and leave it in the alley
  10. >'Time to find another', you think as you stroll on your merry way
  11. >Suddenly, a there's a low growl coming from the front of the alley
  12. >Sounds like a feral creature, maybe a raccoon or a rapid dog
  13. >You ready your pipe for actual combat as you walk forward
  14. >As it comes into view you start to laugh out loud
  15. >It's just another fluffy pony, a tiny black one with messed up fur and a little scowl
  16. >A little more angry than your usual fluffy pony but nothing to be frightened of
  17. "Hey little guy. I got some spaghetti for you"
  18. >You hide your pipe as you try to corner it
  19. >He's having none of it as he rushes forward, prepared to attack
  20. "Hey, what the-!"
  21. >He's faster than your average fluffy
  22. >Rushes strait for your outstretched hand and attacks with a furious bite
  23. "Motherfucker!"
  24. >It actually hurt
  25. >You throw the creature into a wall
  26. >Look at the bite
  27. >It broke the skin
  28. "Oh you're getting it you little shit!"
  29. >You prepare to attack it as it scampers off, quick as a jack rabbit
  30. >You've never seen a fluffy move that fast
  31. >You try to chase it out of the alley but it's fluff color gives it perfect camouflage
  32. >You're pissed
  33. >Try to look for it all night, but all you find are a few other fluffy ponies
  34. >You beat them up to vent your aggression but it's just not the same
  35. >You go home disappointed
  36. >Fucking Fluffy Ponies
  37. >When you get home you take wash the wound and bandage it
  38. >You've been bitten plenty of times thanks to your habits but none have ever actually needed any kind of medical attention
  39. >The wound doesn't look like any fluffy pony bite you've had before, like the fluffy pony actually had canine teeth
  40. >You clean it and stop worrying about it
  41. >You're focused more on vengeance
  42. >Over the next month you start a campaign to try and find the fluffy that bit you
  43. >Hang up flyers for 'Lost Fluffy' with the description you got of him
  44. >Act as if he's your lost pet and you're his owner
  45. >You ask local shelters if they've found any fluffies that were unusually violent
  46. >Sometimes they ask what his name is
  47. >You give about twenty different answers out, never the same one twice
  48. >Even revisit the alley you met at, putting out plates of spaghetti and hiding in the trash waiting for him
  49. >Nothing. Nada. El Zilcho.
  50. >It becomes an obsession for you
  51. >You've given up hunting normal fluffies, its just not the same
  52. >You need to find that little black fluffy and get revenge
  53. >Monthiversary
  54. >You're once again in the alley, waiting for your 'white whale' (Ironic in that it is a black pony)
  55. >No traps or plate of spaghetti this time
  56. >Just you and your lead pipe
  57. >You plan to fight this out like men
  58. "I know you're here! Come on out! I'm waitin' for ya!"
  59. >Bang the pipe around the alley trying to get its attention, if its even around anymore
  60. >You're about to pack it in and give up for another night, when you see it
  61. >Right at the front of the alley, it's the little black fluffy again
  62. "So, you finally came back!"
  63. >Fluffy stares you down
  64. >You rush it with your pipe
  65. >As you bring it down you just hit asphalt
  66. >Turn around and see the pony perched on a trashcan
  67. >"No come hewe to fite"
  68. "Too bad!"
  69. >You rush it again but just hit the trashcan over
  70. >Fluffy pony is once again gone, standing at the front of the alley
  71. >"Jus want to see show."
  72. "Show? What show?"
  73. >Fluffy pony smiles at you
  74. >Not a happy 'wanna pway' smile. A malevolent smile.
  75. >It points up
  76. >"Moon!"
  77. >You look up
  78. >It's a full moon tonight
  79. "What moon do?"
  80. >Did you just say that?
  81. >Why did you just say that?
  82. "Why me... no speak... good."
  83. >"It begins"
  84. >You feel sick, you start to keel over
  85. >Your fingers contort like they're possessed
  86. >You hear bones cracking and reforming
  87. >You can't help but mewl in pain
  88. >Your skin starts to expand and puff out like a balloon
  89. >It feels like something is trying to escape from it
  90. >You violently scratch at it with your spasming hands
  91. >You skin comes off like tissue paper revealing... fluff
  92. >Blue fluff starts to stick out of your body underneath your rapidly deteriorating skin
  93. >Your face starts to warp into a snout and your ears point up
  94. "Hurties!"
  95. >You continue to mewl in pain as the world around you starts to grow
  96. >The little black fluffy smirks darkly as you finish your transformation
  97. >Two kids walk down the street in the afternoon
  98. >They stop when they hear a mewling coming from the alley
  99. >They enter in to see a little bundle of clothes shivering
  100. >They peak into the clothes and find a scared little blue fluffy pony crying its little eyes out
  101. >It looks up at them
  102. "Fwiends?"
  103. >"Yeah, we're your friends."
  104. >One of the kids picks up the little fluffy
  105. >The other picks up the conveniently placed lead pipe next to it
  106. >"Okay let her rip Mitch!" the kid with the pipe cries
  107. >Mitch winds up and tosses the fluffy towards his pipe-wielding friend
  108. >*Crack*
  109. >Home run!
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