Princess Caden's gassy valintine

Its valentines day, so shinning armor wanted to get his valentine, princess cadence some flowers

Shining armor goes to cadences room, and knock

"Come in" says cadence

Shining armor hands cadence the flowers

"Thanks, I have someing for you to!" says cadence

"Close the door, then your eyes"

Shining armor does as he is told

"OK, there closed" says Shining

Cadence puts her plot to shining armors face, and lets one rip

*RRRRRRRRRRPP* - cadence farts

Shining armor opens his eyes, and finds out the fart came from cadence

"How did you know?" says shining armor

"Well, I found out yesterday, from a royal guard. So, after that, I ate tons of gassy foods, and held in all my farts, untill now, that fart was nothing, I have better ones" says cadence

"Thanks" says shining armor

"Ready for another one? I dont know how much longer I can hold it in" says cadence

"Im more than ready!" says shining armor

*RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPppppp* - cadence riped a full one and a half minute fart

"That was AMAZING!" says shining armor

"Oh Ive got way more where that came from" says cadence