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Zoey Webb's Memories:

You are the Assistant.
As the Assistant you answer directly to absolutely everyone. Special circumstances may change this.
P.R.O.P.A.N.E. (AI) [145.9] states, "Zoey Webb has signed up as Assistant."
River Reade (G-tic) [145.9] says, "I AM THE HERO THIS STATON EITHER WNATS NOR NEEDS"
River Reade (G-tic) [145.9] says, "OH GOD NASH"
Nolan Field (Assnt) [145.9] says, "River, take your ID back"
P.R.O.P.A.N.E. (AI) [145.9] states, " Pluto Nash is at Cargo"
P.R.O.P.A.N.E. (AI) [145.9] states, " At the autolathe"
Ashlyn Northey (Sci) [145.9] exclaims, " PLUTO CRYO STUNG ME!!"
River Reade (G-tic) [145.9] says, "WHER EIS THE DUDE I WAS TRYING TO SAVE"
Zune Miller (QM) [145.9] says, "..Uh."
Schlomo Gaskin (D-tiv) [145.9] exclaims, "RAAAAAAAARGH!!!"
Zoey Webb (Assnt) [145.9] asks, " Did Pluto, cryo sting you, or did Pluto Cryo, sting you?"
Zoey Webb asks, " Did Pluto, cryo sting you, or did Pluto Cryo, sting you?"
Schlomo Gaskin (D-tiv) [145.9] exclaims, "RAAAAAAAARGH!!!"
Schlomo Gaskin (D-tiv) [145.9] exclaims, "AAAAAAARRRGH!!!"
P.R.O.P.A.N.E. (AI) [145.9] states, " Pluto Nash is hiding in the chicken crate"
Ashlyn Northey (Sci) [145.9] exclaims, " THE CAPTAIN CRYO STUNG ME YES!!"
River Reade (G-tic) [145.9] says, "WHERE IS RONALDO"
Sal Christopher (Chapl) [145.9] says, "Chicken crates only open from the outside"
Sal Christopher (Chapl) [145.9] says, "Space the crate"
Amir Ward fires the energy gun!
Pluto Nash is hit by an electrode in the chest!
River Reade (G-tic) [145.9] says, "Also I need my ID who the hell stole my PDA"
P.R.O.P.A.N.E. (AI) [145.9] states, "Box Borg has signed up as Assistant."
Schlomo Gaskin has attempted to kick Pluto Nash!
Schlomo Gaskin has kicked Pluto Nash!
Schlomo Gaskin has weakened Pluto Nash!
Archimedes blinds Pluto Nash with the flash!
Amir Ward fires the energy gun!
Pluto Nash is hit by a laser in the chest!
Zoey Webb has kicked Pluto Nash!
Zoey Webb has weakened Pluto Nash!
Amir Ward fires the energy gun!
Pluto Nash is hit by a laser in the head!
Schlomo Gaskin has kicked Pluto Nash!
Schlomo Gaskin has weakened Pluto Nash!
Amir Ward fires the energy gun!
Pluto Nash is hit by a laser in the chest!
Cara Beumer (CMO) [145.9] exclaims, "AI, STATE WHAT YOU SAW IN THE OFFICE!!"
Schlomo Gaskin has kicked Pluto Nash!
Schlomo Gaskin has weakened Pluto Nash!
Amir Ward fires the energy gun!
Pluto Nash is hit by a laser in the left leg!
Zoey Webb has kicked Pluto Nash!
Amir Ward fires the energy gun!
Pluto Nash is hit by a laser in the chest!
Schlomo Gaskin has kicked Pluto Nash!
Zoey Webb has kicked Pluto Nash!
Zoey Webb has weakened Pluto Nash!
Amir Ward fires the energy gun!
Pluto Nash is hit by a laser in the chest!
Amir Ward fires the energy gun!
Pluto Nash is hit by a laser in the chest!
Zoey Webb has kicked Pluto Nash!
Schlomo Gaskin has kicked Pluto Nash!
Pluto Nash seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Amir Ward fires the energy gun!
Pluto Nash is hit by a laser in the chest!
Amir Ward fires the energy gun!
Pluto Nash is hit by a laser in the chest!
Zoey Webb has kicked Pluto Nash!
Schlomo Gaskin has kicked Pluto Nash!
Zoey Webb has kicked Pluto Nash!
Pluto Nash seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Schlomo Gaskin has kicked Pluto Nash!
Zoey Webb has kicked Pluto Nash!
Schlomo Gaskin exclaims, "NNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGHH!!!"
Zoey Webb has kicked Pluto Nash!
Pluto Nash has been bashed in the chest with the energy gun by Amir Ward!
Zoey Webb has kicked Pluto Nash!
Pluto Nash has been hit in the chest with the energy gun by Amir Ward!
Zoey Webb has kicked Pluto Nash!
Pluto Nash has been bashed in the chest with the energy gun by Amir Ward!
Zoey Webb has kicked Pluto Nash!
Pluto Nash has been struck in the chest with the energy gun by Amir Ward!
Zoey Webb has attempted to kick Pluto Nash!
P.R.O.P.A.N.E. (AI) [145.9] states, " The captain was storing humans"
River Reade says, "MY PDA"
Schlomo Gaskin exclaims, "NNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGHH!!!"
Jamal Sugarbone says, "Lemme do it."
Schlomo Gaskin (D-tiv) [145.9] exclaims, "HNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGH!!!"
Zoey Webb has kicked Pluto Nash!
Zoey Webb has kicked Pluto Nash!
Zoey Webb has kicked Pluto Nash!
Schlomo Gaskin (D-tiv) [145.9] exclaims, "RAAAAAAAARGH!!!"
Schlomo Gaskin exclaims, "RAAAAAAAARGH!!!"
Zoey Webb has kicked Pluto Nash!
Zoey Webb has kicked Pluto Nash!
Zoey Webb has kicked Pluto Nash!
Zoey Webb has kicked Pluto Nash!
Zoey Webb has kicked Pluto Nash!
Zoey Webb has kicked Pluto Nash!
Zoey Webb has attempted to kick Pluto Nash!
Zoey Webb has kicked Pluto Nash!
Schlomo Gaskin tries to remove Pluto Nash's PDA-Pluto Nash (Captain).
Schlomo Gaskin tries to remove Pluto Nash's PDA-Pluto Nash (Captain).
Zoey Webb has kicked Pluto Nash!
Schlomo Gaskin tries to remove Pluto Nash's captain's jumpsuit.
River Reade tries to remove Pluto Nash's captain's carapace.
River Reade tries to remove Pluto Nash's ÿthe captain's headset.
Schlomo Gaskin tries to remove Pluto Nash's captain's carapace.
Zoey Webb has kicked Pluto Nash!
River Reade tries to remove Pluto Nash's captain's satchel.
Schlomo Gaskin tries to remove Pluto Nash's ÿthe captain's headset.
Schlomo Gaskin tries to remove Pluto Nash's captain's satchel.
River Reade tries to remove Pluto Nash's white shoes.
Zoey Webb has kicked Pluto Nash!
River Reade tries to remove Pluto Nash's captain's jumpsuit.
Schlomo Gaskin tries to remove Pluto Nash's PDA-Pluto Nash (Captain).
Zoey Webb has kicked Pluto Nash!
River Reade tries to remove Pluto Nash's PDA-Pluto Nash (Captain).
Schlomo Gaskin tries to remove Pluto Nash's PDA-Pluto Nash (Captain).
Zoey Webb has kicked Unknown!
Elyza Kalliokoski [Command] asks, "Do you think we should call it?"
Zoey Webb has kicked Unknown!
Zoey Webb has kicked Unknown!
Zoey Webb has attempted to punch River Reade!
River Reade tries to remove Unknown's insulated gloves.
Zoey Webb has punched River Reade!
Amir Ward says, "Nice work team"
Zoey Webb has punched River Reade!
Zoey Webb has punched River Reade!
Zoey Webb has punched River Reade!
Nolan Field (Assnt) [145.9] says, "Propane, Pluto cryostung Ashlynn. He's not human."
Schlomo Gaskin tries to remove Unknown's insulated gloves.
Zoey Webb says, "Honk"
Amir Ward says, "The brutality is beautiful"
Schlomo Gaskin has grabbed Unknown passively!
ÿSchlomo Gaskin starts to put Unknown into the gibber!
Ashlyn Northey (Sci) [145.9] exclaims, " CHECK THE SLEEPER IM IN AI!!"
ÿSchlomo Gaskin stuffs Unknown into the gibber!
Nolan Field (Assnt) [145.9] says, "I also saw him kill one person and try to kill River."
ÿYou hear a loud squelchy grinding sound.
Zoey Webb has been hit by Pluto Nash-meat.
Zoey Webb has been hit by Pluto Nash-meat.
Schlomo Gaskin exclaims, "ONE DOWN!!"
Schlomo Gaskin exclaims, "ONE TO GO!!"
Nolan Field (Assnt) [145.9] says, "River, I've got your ID. Come and get it back please."
P.R.O.P.A.N.E. (AI) [145.9] states, " Pluto, the changeling, has been gibbed"
Schlomo Gaskin (D-tiv) [145.9] exclaims, "RAAAAAAAARGH!!!"
Schlomo Gaskin exclaims, "RAAAAAAAARGH!!!"
Sydney Snyder sighs.
Amir Ward says, "Someone make hyperzine"
Schlomo Gaskin (D-tiv) [145.9] exclaims, "GWAAAAAAAARRRHHH!!!"
Schlomo Gaskin exclaims, "GWAAAAAAAARRRHHH!!!"
Schlomo Gaskin exclaims, "NNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGHH!!!"
Ashlyn Northey (Sci) [145.9] exclaims, " GOOD WORK!!"
Schlomo Gaskin (D-tiv) [145.9] exclaims, "GWAAAAAAAARRRHHH!!!"
Raz McSky says, "WHat hte fuck"
Raz McSky says, "Is going on here"
Zune Miller (QM) [145.9] says, "AI, please unbolt cargo doors"
Zune Miller (QM) [145.9] says, "Thanks, AI"
P.R.O.P.A.N.E. (AI) [145.9] states, " anytime"
Cara Beumer (CMO) [145.9] exclaims, "SHOULD WE CALL THE SHUTTLE?!!"
Schlomo Gaskin (D-tiv) [145.9] exclaims, "AAAAAAARRRGH!!!"
Bridge announcement: This is the CMO, who wants the shuttle?
Sal Christopher (Chapl) [145.9] says, "No"
Sydney Snyder (Bar) [145.9] says, "Me"
Schlomo Gaskin (D-tiv) [145.9] exclaims, "HNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGH!!!"
Raz McSky (Chef) [145.9] says, "I think it's time for shift change"
P.R.O.P.A.N.E. (AI) [145.9] states, "Randy Newman has signed up as Assistant."
River Reade (G-tic) [145.9] asks, "why?"
Raz McSky has punched Zoey Webb!
Raz McSky has punched Zoey Webb!
Raz McSky has punched Zoey Webb!
Raz McSky has attempted to punch Zoey Webb!
Schlomo Gaskin (D-tiv) [145.9] exclaims, "AAAAAAARRRGH!!!"
Raz McSky has punched Zoey Webb!
Raz McSky has punched Zoey Webb!
Raz McSky has punched Zoey Webb!
Raz McSky has weakened Zoey Webb!
Raz McSky has kicked Zoey Webb!
Raz McSky has kicked Zoey Webb!
Raz McSky tries to remove Zoey Webb's radio headset.
Raz McSky tries to remove Zoey Webb's black shoes.
Raz McSky tries to remove Zoey Webb's satchel.
Raz McSky tries to remove Zoey Webb's PDA-Zoey Webb (Assistant).
Raz McSky tries to remove Zoey Webb's Zoey Webb's ID Card (Assistant).
Schlomo Gaskin (D-tiv) [145.9] exclaims, "JUST FIX IT YOU GOT METAL!!"
Raz McSky tries to remove Zoey Webb's Zoey Webb's ID Card (Assistant).
Zune Miller (QM) [145.9] says, "PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DETECTIVE, STOP VANDALIZING CARGO."
ÿRaz McSky has thrown Pluto Nash-meat.
ÿRaz McSky has thrown Pluto Nash-meat.
Raz McSky tries to remove Zoey Webb's satchel.
Raz McSky tries to remove Zoey Webb's radio headset.
Raz McSky tries to remove Zoey Webb's radio headset.
Raz McSky tries to remove Zoey Webb's black shoes.
Raz McSky tries to remove Zoey Webb's grey jumpsuit.
Raz McSky tries to remove Zoey Webb's PDA-Zoey Webb (Assistant).
Raz McSky tries to remove Zoey Webb's Zoey Webb's ID Card (Assistant).
Raz McSky tries to remove Zoey Webb's Zoey Webb's ID Card (Assistant).
Chief Medical Officer's Desk announcement: HEY SUIT SENSORS
ÿRaz McSky has thrown the captain's satchel.
Zoey Webb has been hit by the captain's satchel.
Raz McSky has grabbed Zoey Webb passively!
ÿRaz McSky starts to put Zoey Webb into the gibber!
ÿRaz McSky stuffs Zoey Webb into the gibber!
Schlomo Gaskin (D-tiv) [145.9] exclaims, "GWAAAAAAAARRRHHH!!!"
Schlomo Gaskin exclaims, "GWAAAAAAAARRRHHH!!!"
Jericho Murray (as Unknown) says, "I got stuck in here"
Saigon Sam says, "Yeaaaaahhhhh"
Amir Ward says, "akward situation we have here"
Ashlyn Northey exclaims, "FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX!!"
Schlomo Gaskin (D-tiv) [145.9] exclaims, "HNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGH!!!"
Schlomo Gaskin exclaims, "HNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGH!!!"
DEAD: Dr. Clown says, "Yeah I had a good time."
The ÿchicken has been hit by Zoey Webb-meat.
P.R.O.P.A.N.E. states, "Mya Casey has signed up as Mime."
P.R.O.P.A.N.E. (AI) [145.9] states, "Mya Casey has signed up as Mime."
Zune Miller says, "Pen please"
Mel Marrok says, "Hello sir."
DEAD: Dr. Clown says, "Plus I got to deliver ice cream, that was cool."
Zed TuesdayJourney says, "Multitool."
ÿ!Raz McSky has added Zoey Webb-meat to the microwave.
ÿ!Raz McSky has added Pluto Nash-meat to the microwave.
Jimmy Brungle exclaims, "ANOTHER BODY DOWN HERE!!"
Mel Marrok says, "I noticed your back door was open."
Jericho Murray says, "Yeah"
Tim Ebow exclaims, "NOW THE SCREWDRIVER!!"
Elyza Kalliokoski asks, "Sir?"
Amir Ward says, "you been playing with the ID console I see"
Abdul Mohammed snores.
Tim Ebow exclaims, "THERE WE GO!!"
Abdul Mohammed snores.
Raz McSky (Chef) [145.9] asks, "I have more meat than I know what to do with. Who wants to come play with my salami?"
Raz McSky asks, "I have more meat than I know what to do with. Who wants to come play with my salami?"
Tim Ebow exclaims, "THANK YOU BORG!!"
River Reade (G-tic) [145.9] says, "OH GOD THIS IS SO FUCKIGN SCARY"
River Reade says, "OH GOD THIS IS SO FUCKIGN SCARY"
DEAD: Hugo Fleming asks, "Did you catch the firefight we had with the captian?"
Ashlyn Northey exclaims, "NOW I NEED FOOD!!"
Nolan Field exclaims, "AMIR, PLUTO DRESSED LIKE CAPTAIN WAS A CHANGELING!!"
The ÿMegaSeed Servitor beeps, "Hands down the best seed selection on the station!"
Amir Ward says, "interesting"
Abdul Mohammed snores.
DEAD: Hugo Fleming says, "He was keeping lings as slaves"
Nolan Field exclaims, "I THINK HE GOT GIBBED THOUGH!!"
Amir Ward says, "Yeah he ded"
Zed TuesdayJourney asks, "gloves?"
River Reade says, "HAHHAHAHA"
Randy Newman says, "hello my friend"
DEAD: Hugo Fleming says, "And we turned out the lights"
River Reade says, "oh you look okay"
Saigon Sam says, "What if"
Saigon Sam asks, "We expanded this?"
Schlomo Gaskin (D-tiv) [145.9] exclaims, "RAAAAAAAARGH!!!"
Schlomo Gaskin exclaims, "RAAAAAAAARGH!!!"
Tim Ebow exclaims, "NO BRAIN!!"
Randy Newman says, "Thanks, i am a handsome man"
Bridge announcement: How did I just send an announcement from the desk when I'm at the bridge?
P.R.O.P.A.N.E. states, "Dmitri Sidorovich has signed up as Medical Doctor."
P.R.O.P.A.N.E. (AI) [145.9] states, "Dmitri Sidorovich has signed up as Medical Doctor."
DEAD: Hugo Fleming says, "and a ling with TK on the outside kept unhandcuffing us"
Saigon Sam says, "TOok out the fire closet"
Schlomo Gaskin (D-tiv) [145.9] exclaims, "HNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGH!!!"
Schlomo Gaskin exclaims, "HNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGH!!!"
Tim Ebow exclaims, "WHERE WAS THIS GUY?!!"
DEAD: Hugo Fleming says, "it was crazy"
Mel Marrok asks, "Hello, everything in working order?"
Jimmy Brungle exclaims, "NO IDEA!!"
River Reade says, "have you seen ronaldo"
Zune Miller asks, "Sorry, what do you want exactly?"
Jimmy Brungle exclaims, "I JUST GOT HERE WITH THE ENGINEER!!"
Randy Newman asks, "Ronaldo?"
Randy Newman says, "i have not"
River Reade says, "the fake captan murderized him"
Zune Miller asks, "Just insulated gloves?"
Zune Miller says, "And yes, mel"
Saigon Sam asks, "And made a cafeteria?"
Jimmy Brungle exclaims, "HE WAS IN DISPOSALS!!"
Zune Miller says, "Thank you."
Zed TuesdayJourney says, "Yes."
Mel Marrok says, "Just making sure."
Zed TuesdayJourney says, "Insulated gloves."
Tim Ebow exclaims, "PROBALLY BORGED THEN!!"
Saigon Sam asks, "What think?"
Derek Westbrook says, "No"
Dmitri Sidorovich gasps!
Raz McSky put the meat into the food processor.
ÿ!Raz McSky turns on a food processor.
Saigon Sam exclaims, "Aw!"
The monkey (450) jumps!
Dmitri Sidorovich gasps!
Saigon Sam says, "Cmon"
Derek Westbrook says, "Its fine as it is"
ÿ!the food processor finished processing.
The ÿRobust Softdrinks beeps, "Robust Softdrinks: More robust than a toolbox to the head!"
Dmitri Sidorovich (MD) [145.9] says, "Breach at arrivals"
Dmitri Sidorovich says, "Breach at arrivals"
River Reade (G-tic) [145.9] asks, "AI so you cant locate ronaldo?"
River Reade asks, "AI so you cant locate ronaldo?"
Ashlyn Northey exclaims, "RAZ!!"
Jimmy Brungle exclaims, "WELP, I'VE GOT WORK!!"
Saigon Sam says, "Boooo."
Amir Ward shivers.
Ashlyn Northey exclaims, "GIMME SOME PLUTO MEAT!!"
Jimmy Brungle exclaims, "SEE YA!!"
Tim Ebow exclaims, "ENGIENEER WON'T CLONE EITHER!!!"
Saigon Sam says, "But it'd be so cool"
Ashlyn Northey exclaims, "HE TRIED TO GET ME!!"
Cara Beumer exclaims, "OUT!!"
Zune Miller says, "Will be here in about two minutes"
Mel Marrok (Engi) [145.9] says, "On my way"
Mel Marrok says, "On my way"
Derek Westbrook says, "I found an RCD"
Saigon Sam says, "Shit"
Ashlyn Northey exclaims, "IM GONNA EAT HIS CORPSE!!"
Randy Newman says, "nah man"
Saigon Sam says, "Yeah"
Raz McSky says, "Hmm"
Saigon Sam says, "I dropped it"
Randy Newman says, "I got let in here"
Raz McSky says, "Uhh"
Randy Newman says, "it's ok"
P.R.O.P.A.N.E. states, " Cannot locate"
P.R.O.P.A.N.E. (AI) [145.9] states, " Cannot locate"
Amir Ward stammers, "HEL-L-LP-P"
Raz McSky asks, "PLuto meat?"
Saigon Sam says, "Thought I'd kept it"
Amir Ward stammers, "ARIVALs-s-s-s"
Amir Ward stammers, ": D-DED-D-D"
Ashlyn Northey exclaims, "YEAH!!"
Amir Ward stammers, ": ED-D"
Cara Beumer exclaims, "LIES!!"
ÿ!The microwave turns on.
Ashlyn Northey exclaims, "HE WAS GIBBED WASNT HE?!!"
Amir Ward says, ": BOX"
ÿ!The microwave turns on.
Raz McSky says, "Ah"
Randy Newman says, "i ain't lyin"
Raz McSky says, "Yeah"
Schlomo Gaskin exclaims, "COMING!!"
Raz McSky says, "He' sright here"
Amir Ward shivers.
Schlomo Gaskin (D-tiv) [145.9] exclaims, "AI TRACK AMIR!!"
Schlomo Gaskin exclaims, "AI TRACK AMIR!!"
Saigon Sam says, "Seriously, let's expand"
Randy Newman says, "what kind of god damn criminal you think i am"
DEAD: Hugo Fleming says, "y'know, I broke into cargo to make an RCD, then I didn't RCD over the entrances. That would have been bomb."
Saigon Sam says, "We could do it"
Randy Newman says, "i'm just eating donuts"
Amir Ward seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Ashlyn Northey exclaims, "GOOD, HE STUNG ME WITH A SHITTON OF STUFF!!"
The monkey (450) jumps!
Saigon Sam says, "We can leave this as"
Jimmy Brungle exclaims, "EVERYTHING GOOD HERE?!!"
Raz McSky says, "Ther eyou go"
Raz McSky says, "Enjoy"
Nolan Field (Assnt) [145.9] exclaims, "FOUND TWO BODIES STORED IN MEDBAY MAINT IN BODY BAG!!"
Nolan Field exclaims, "FOUND TWO BODIES STORED IN MEDBAY MAINT IN BODY BAG!!"
P.R.O.P.A.N.E. states, " Amir is at arrivals escape pod"
P.R.O.P.A.N.E. (AI) [145.9] states, " Amir is at arrivals escape pod"
Saigon Sam says, "Your own private room"
River Reade says, "thats where I left that body"
Zune Miller says, "Yup"
Schlomo Gaskin (D-tiv) [145.9] exclaims, "LOCK IT!!"
Schlomo Gaskin exclaims, "LOCK IT!!"
Priority Announcement


The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 10 minutes.
Nature of emergency:

Lings everywhere!


Derek Westbrook says, "This was meant only for me"
P.R.O.P.A.N.E. states, " Someone is harming him"
P.R.O.P.A.N.E. (AI) [145.9] states, " Someone is harming him"
Nolan Field exclaims, "THERE'S TWO IN IT!!"
Ashlyn Northey (Sci) [145.9] exclaims, " BRING EM TO GENETICS GUYS!!"
Ashlyn Northey exclaims, " BRING EM TO GENETICS GUYS!!"
Saigon Sam says, "Oh"
Derek Westbrook says, "and to just chill"
Jimmy Brungle exclaims, "THAT'S A GOOD EASON!!"
Saigon Sam says, "Aight"
Derek Westbrook says, "and women"
Zune Miller (QM) [145.9] says, "Robotics, we don't have diamonds. Sorry."
Zune Miller says, "Robotics, we don't have diamonds. Sorry."
The ÿMegaSeed Servitor beeps, "THIS'S WHERE TH' SEEDS LIVE! GIT YOU SOME!"
Saigon Sam says, "Guess that's cool"
Saigon Sam says, "I'll do one next shift"
Saigon Sam asks, "You up for it?"
ÿ!Raz McSky has added the egg to the microwave.
P.R.O.P.A.N.E. states, " Amir is being killed in arrivals escapep od"
P.R.O.P.A.N.E. (AI) [145.9] states, " Amir is being killed in arrivals escapep od"
ÿ!Raz McSky has added the egg to the microwave.
ÿ!Raz McSky has added the cheese wedge to the microwave.
Jimmy Brungle exclaims, "ARE YOU OK?!!"
ÿ!Raz McSky has added the cheese wedge to the microwave.
ÿ!The microwave turns on.
Ashlyn Northey (Sci) [145.9] exclaims, " IF I HAD SILVER I COULD MAKE GENETICS CLONE HUSKS!!"
Ashlyn Northey exclaims, " IF I HAD SILVER I COULD MAKE GENETICS CLONE HUSKS!!"
DEAD: Dr. Clown exclaims, "Bolt it, AI!"
Dmitri Sidorovich (MD) [145.9] exclaims, "Some kike stole the surgical tools!"
Dmitri Sidorovich exclaims, "Some kike stole the surgical tools!"
Nolan Field (Assnt) [145.9] exclaims, "BY?!!"
Nolan Field exclaims, "BY?!!"
Zed TuesdayJourney says, "my order"
Jimmy Brungle exclaims, "YOU SEEM TO BE VERY ANXIOUS!!"
Derek Westbrook says, "I do this every shift"
Jimmy Brungle exclaims, "YOU SHOULD SIT DOWN!!"
Zune Miller says, "His order is almost here."
The ÿNutriMax beeps, "Plants are people too!"
DEAD: Ronaldo Zilman says, "I see no one has taken up my heroic spear to penetrate the hearts of the evil"
Saigon Sam asks, "Really?"
Derek Westbrook says, "Yes"
DEAD: Hugo Fleming says, "ITS OGRE"
Zune Miller says, "Almost. I have no idea exactly, because the escape shuttle hijacked the displays."
P.R.O.P.A.N.E. states, " Ling is nuetrailized"
P.R.O.P.A.N.E. (AI) [145.9] states, " Ling is nuetrailized"
Saigon Sam asks, "Can we do an expanded one next shift?"
DEAD: Ronaldo Zilman says, "NO MORE HEROES"
Saigon Sam says, "Think about it"
DEAD: Ronaldo Zilman says, "OH SHIT"
Schlomo Gaskin exclaims, "GET HOS!!"
ÿ!Raz McSky has added the egg to the microwave.
Saigon Sam says, "This fire closet"
Abdul Mohammed gasps!
Saigon Sam says, "Could totally become a cafeteria"
Cara Beumer exclaims, "LING?!!"
ÿ!The microwave turns on.
Schlomo Gaskin exclaims, "YES!!"
Unknown gasps!
ÿ!Raz McSky has added Zoey Webb-meat to the microwave.
Zed TuesdayJourney exclaims, "HOW ARE YOU GREEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Jimmy Brungle exclaims, "IT'S HERE!!"
DEAD: Hugo Fleming says, "SCREECH NIGGA"
Mel Marrok gasps!
Derek Westbrook says, "I fucked up the wires"
Box Borg seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
ÿ!The microwave turns on.
DEAD: Hugo Fleming says, "SCREECH"
The monkey (450) jumps!
Dmitri Sidorovich says, "Inaprov"
Box Borg seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Mel Marrok gasps!
Cruz Goodman exclaims, "Hello!"
River Reade asks, "is box borg the ling?"
Saigon Sam says, "Steal food from chef"
DEAD: Pluto Nash says, "BOX BORG GOIN' DOWN."
Jimmy Brungle exclaims, "I FOUND A SYRINGE!!"
Schlomo Gaskin exclaims, "YES!!"
Mel Marrok gasps!
DEAD: Dr. Clown asks, "Handcuffs anybody?"
Dmitri Sidorovich says, "Then here"
DEAD: Pluto Nash says, "SO FUCKIN' DED."
DEAD: Dr. Clown says, "Yeah box borg is the line"
Saigon Sam says, "Maybe a microwave somehow"
Dmitri Sidorovich says, "Quick"
River Reade says, "wait"
Saigon Sam says, "Eating area in here"
Dmitri Sidorovich says, "He's crit"
Saigon Sam says, "It's fuckin rad"
The ÿMegaSeed Servitor beeps, "Also certain mushroom varieties available, more for experts! Get certified today!"
Dmitri Sidorovich says, "Well shit"
Tim Ebow exclaims, "QUIT PUNCHING YOURSELF!!!"
Saigon Sam says, "Just think about it, man"
Cruz Goodman exclaims, "Mime you look very cute today!"
Derek Westbrook says, "Too small"
Schlomo Gaskin exclaims, "IM!!"
Tim Ebow exclaims, "AND SLEEPERS WORK ON PEOPLE IN CRIT NOW!!"
Mel Marrok gasps!
Schlomo Gaskin exclaims, "CRYOD!!"
Jimmy Brungle exclaims, "DO YOUR WORK AND FIX UP THAT LATHE BOSSMAN!!"
ÿ!Raz McSky has added the bread slice to the microwave.
DEAD: Yig (died as Box Borg) says, "Detective has a shit ton of ice in him though."
Cruz Goodman exclaims, "Good job!"
Saigon Sam says, "Okay"
Ashlyn Northey (Sci) [145.9] exclaims, " AI DOOR!!"
Ashlyn Northey exclaims, " AI DOOR!!"
Schlomo Gaskin exclaims, "CMO!!"
Mya The Kitten bows.
Saigon Sam says, "Hmmm."
ÿ!Raz McSky has added the bread slice to the microwave.
Schlomo Gaskin exclaims, "GIB LING!!"
DEAD: Yig (died as Box Borg) says, "Gonna wait till he starts dying"
ÿ!Raz McSky has added the meat steak to the microwave.
Schlomo Gaskin exclaims, "IM CRYOD!!"
Dmitri Sidorovich exclaims, "That's amazing!"
ÿ!Raz McSky has added the cheese wedge to the microwave.
ÿ!The microwave turns on.
P.R.O.P.A.N.E. states, "Lennox Richter has signed up as Assistant."
P.R.O.P.A.N.E. (AI) [145.9] states, "Lennox Richter has signed up as Assistant."
Saigon Sam asks, "Bust out the blast door walls?"
Schlomo Gaskin shivers.
Jimmy Brungle exclaims, "SINCE YOU HAVE THE GLOVES! I'D DO IT OTHERWISE!!"
River Reade (G-tic) [145.9] says, "AI TRACK ME"
River Reade says, "AI TRACK ME"
Mel Marrok gasps!
Schlomo Gaskin exclaims, "CLOWN!!"
DEAD: Hugo Fleming says, "aw man you got dragged away"
Schlomo Gaskin exclaims, "COFFE!!"
Sal Christopher (Chapl) [145.9] asks, "Strip the ling down?"
Sal Christopher asks, "Strip the ling down?"
Schlomo Gaskin exclaims, "HEAL ME!!"
Nolan Field collapses!
OOC: Zilronman: do we have a midi of the theme song of no more heroes
P.R.O.P.A.N.E. states, " Tracking"
P.R.O.P.A.N.E. (AI) [145.9] states, " Tracking"
ÿ!Raz McSky has added the sandwich to the microwave.
Nolan Field gasps!
Schlomo Gaskin exclaims, "HEAL ME CHAP!!"
DEAD: Hugo Fleming says, "you're in the clear"
Saigon Sam says, "We can make a plan"
ÿ!The microwave turns on.
P.R.O.P.A.N.E. states, "Charles Schofield has signed up as Security Officer."
P.R.O.P.A.N.E. (AI) [145.9] states, "Charles Schofield has signed up as Security Officer."
Ashlyn Northey exclaims, "FUCK YOU MAN!!"
PM to-Admins: Soo...I guess Raz McSky validly gibbed me?
Nolan Field gasps!
DEAD: Dr. Clown says, "Where the fuck is the CMO going"
Saigon Sam says, "Oh by the by"
ÿ!Raz McSky has added the egg to the microwave.
Saigon Sam asks, "Want powers?"
Schlomo Gaskin exclaims, "GOOD!!"
Tim Ebow exclaims, "HE WILL BE DONE SOON!!!"
Nolan Field gasps!
Current Admins:

DEAD: Hugo Fleming says, "To gib him"
ÿ!The microwave turns on.
DEAD: Yig (died as Box Borg) says, "To FREEDOM"
Ashlyn Northey exclaims, "THE MANIPULATORS ARE MAXED!!"
Ashlyn Northey exclaims, "SHOULD BE QUICK!!"
Zed TuesdayJourney says, "heheheh"
Nolan Field gasps!
Saigon Sam says, "Oh shit"
Saigon Sam says, "Nice"
Ashlyn Northey exclaims, "AND NO FLAWS, I THINK!!"
DEAD: Hugo Fleming says, "I gave that other doc all access"
Current Admins:

Dmitri Sidorovich says, "Nice"
Charles Schofield says, "Requesting lasers"
Tim Ebow exclaims, "STILL FUCKED UP!!"
Dmitri Sidorovich says, "I didn't know sleepers worked this well."
Mel Marrok exclaims, "I...I am alive!"
Saigon Sam asks, "Can we rename the door somehow?"
Derek Westbrook asks, "DNA injectors?"
Schlomo Gaskin exclaims, "HOS IS DEAD!!"
Nolan Field gasps!
Ashlyn Northey exclaims, "AH YEAH, WELL!!"
River Reade (G-tic) [145.9] stammers, "HEL-LP"
River Reade stammers, "HEL-LP"
ÿ!Raz McSky has added Zoey Webb-meat to the microwave.
DEAD: Dr. Clown says, "Fucking idiots"
Derek Westbrook says, "No"
ÿ!Raz McSky has added the faggot to the microwave.
Charles Schofield (Sec) [145.9] asks, "Where?"
Charles Schofield asks, "Where?"
Ashlyn Northey exclaims, "CRYO IS UPGRADED TOO!!"
ÿ!The microwave turns on.
Cara Beumer (CMO) [145.9] exclaims, "LING ESCAPED!!"
Cara Beumer exclaims, "LING ESCAPED!!"
River Reade (G-tic) [145.9] says, "HE GOT UP"
River Reade says, "HE GOT UP"
Nolan Field gasps!
Jericho Murray gasps!
Derek Westbrook says, "I dont need powers"
Saigon Sam says, "Aight"
Archimedes states, "The human will live."
Dmitri Sidorovich says, "Yeah, you'll be fine."
Mel Marrok exclaims, "Archie...I owe you my life!"
Ashlyn Northey exclaims, "GET THE HOS STARTED!!"
Derek Westbrook says, "I am no pussy"
Saigon Sam says, "Heh"
Elyza Kalliokoski (HoP) [145.9] asks, "Name and appearance?"
Elyza Kalliokoski asks, "Name and appearance?"
Ashlyn Northey exclaims, "IL GET TERRELL SORTED!!"
Tim Ebow exclaims, "HE'S ALREADY GOING!!"
The ÿMegaSeed Servitor beeps, "Hands down the best seed selection on the station!"
Derek Westbrook says, "I am robust as I am"
P.R.O.P.A.N.E. states, " ling is in unisex showers"
P.R.O.P.A.N.E. (AI) [145.9] states, " ling is in unisex showers"
DEAD: Hugo Fleming says, "HE GOT AWAY"
Saigon Sam says, "Take every advantage you get"
Schlomo Gaskin exclaims, "SET BOX BORG TO ARREST NOW!!"
Sal Christopher (Chapl) [145.9] says, "Told you to fuckin strip him"
Sal Christopher says, "Told you to fuckin strip him"
Ashlyn Northey exclaims, "TERRELL GET HERE!!"
DEAD: Dr. Clown says, "I don't get why they took him from the detective"
DEAD: Hugo Fleming says, "FUCKIGN LOL"
Current Admins:

DEAD: Dr. Clown asks, "What were they thinking?"
Raz McSky says, "Ugh"
Raz McSky asks, "What are you?"
Saigon Sam says, "I'll go engineer next shift"
Tim Ebow exclaims, "TERREL IS PROBALLY NOT RIGHT IN THE HEAD AT THE MOMENT, HE WAS SITTING IN A TRAY!!"
Saigon Sam says, "Actually"
Saigon Sam says, "Hm"
Derek Westbrook says, "No need when you have no disadvantage"
Saigon Sam says, "No"
DEAD: Zoey Webb says, "So...I go afk...come back..chef has gibbed me..."
Raz McSky says, "Oh"
ÿ!the giant spider begins to secrete a sticky substance.
Raz McSky says, "Uh"
Ashlyn Northey exclaims, "I HAVE THE HOSS GUN TOO!!"
Raz McSky says, "Yeah"
Mel Marrok says, "Oh wow...I almost died."
Raz McSky says, "Nice"
Raz McSky says, "Help yourself"
Jamal Sugarbone says, "Sheeeeeeeeeit."
Nolan Field gasps!
Raz McSky glares.
Current Admins:

Vinny Reade asks, "Oh?"
Cruz Goodman whispers, "Fuckin nasty, she wanted to ride the cottoncandy pole!"
Saigon Sam says, "I'll just hack in"
Charles Schofield says, "He's armed"
Nolan Field gasps!
Raz McSky asks, "How is that tail moving?"
Saigon Sam asks, "We gonna make a super cool base?"
Derek Westbrook says, "I just need Ian"
Mel Marrok says, "Space carp at the breach"
Randy Newman asks, "want a donut?"
Cruz Goodman whispers, "Honey I aint no candyland."
 *beep*
Randy Newman says, "i have many"
Raz McSky asks, "What, can't speak?"
Mya The Kitten shrugs.
Cara Beumer (CMO) [145.9] exclaims, "IN THE BATHROOM!!"
Cara Beumer exclaims, "IN THE BATHROOM!!"
Mya The Kitten nods.
Jamal Sugarbone says, "Nah, I'm good mah nigga."
Saigon Sam says, "Super cool hangout"
Ashlyn Northey exclaims, "SOMEONE PUT RYETALYN IN CRYO!!!!"
Zed TuesdayJourney (Hydro) [145.9] says, " Spider in botanist lab."
Zed TuesdayJourney says, " Spider in botanist lab."
OOC: Spaceman John: So, when did sleepers get buffed?
Saigon Sam says, "We message all the assistants"
Elyza Kalliokoski asks, "That the ling?"
Schlomo Gaskin exclaims, "KIL!!"
Saigon Sam says, "They can come and chill"
Randy Newman salutes.
Ronaldo Zilman seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Jericho Murray says, "I have a right to fish"
River Reade says, "FUCKER"
Ronaldo Zilman seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Nolan Field gasps!
Cruz Goodman whispers, "I aint gonna let some weird mute girl play me like a god damned boardgame."
OOC: Grafsburg: Sleepers have always been pretty good.
DEAD: Hugo Fleming says, "SO CLOSE"
DEAD: Dr. Clown exclaims, "Incinerate!"
River Reade says, "wait"
Schlomo Gaskin (D-tiv) [145.9] exclaims, "AI DOORS NOW!!"
Schlomo Gaskin exclaims, "AI DOORS NOW!!"
River Reade says, "let me debrain him"
DEAD: Pluto Nash says, "It's all over.."
DEAD: Yig (died as Ronaldo Zilman) says, "MAYBE"
Saigon Sam asks, "What think?"
DEAD: Pluto Nash says, "We've.. we've won."
River Reade says, "we cna turn him intoa borg"
DEAD: Dr. Clown says, "I hope"
OOC: Spaceman John: There's new chemicals now though
 *beep*
Elyza Kalliokoski (HoP) [145.9] says, "Debrain it."
Elyza Kalliokoski says, "Debrain it."
DEAD: Dr. Clown says, "Lets see them fuck it up again"
Mel Marrok says, "A borg dragged me to safety."
DEAD: Hugo Fleming says, "Fucking wonderful escape attempt man"
OOC: FatalX1: Since all machines could be upgrades with the research update a while back
DEAD: Hugo Fleming says, "Pure art"
Schlomo Gaskin (D-tiv) [145.9] exclaims, "RAAAAAAAARGH!!!"
Schlomo Gaskin exclaims, "RAAAAAAAARGH!!!"
OOC: Firecage: Only if you upgrade sleepers
DEAD: Yig (died as Ronaldo Zilman) says, "Best I could do."
OOC: Xerux: Some stuff can be upgraded by science
Cruz Goodman says, "Well."
Amir Ward says, "Aww thanks"
Schlomo Gaskin has kicked Ronaldo Zilman!
Schlomo Gaskin has punched River Reade!
Schlomo Gaskin has weakened River Reade!
Nolan Field gasps!
Schlomo Gaskin has kicked Ronaldo Zilman!
Raz McSky says, "Th ehell"
DEAD: Hugo Fleming says, "OH SHIT"
River Reade says, "DEBRAN IT"
Raz McSky says, "THE HELL"
Nolan Field gasps!
Raz McSky says, "Can't you just"
OOC: Spaceman John: Oh. So you mean it just depends whether or not science is lazy?
Raz McSky says, "Fucking"
Jericho Murray says, "It's fucking fish ok"
Nolan Field gasps!
DEAD: Hugo Fleming says, "OTHER LING TO THE RESUCE"
Raz McSky says, "USE THE DOOR"
Raz McSky says, "LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE"
OOC: Spaceman John: Okay, cool. Thanks
Schlomo Gaskin exclaims, "HE ESCAPED ONCE!!"
 *beep*
Cruz Goodman says, "That definatly could have gone much better."
DEAD: Yig (died as Ronaldo Zilman) says, "OH YEAHH"
Schlomo Gaskin (D-tiv) [145.9] exclaims, "HE ESCAPED ONCE!!"
Schlomo Gaskin exclaims, "HE ESCAPED ONCE!!"
DEAD: Dr. Clown says, "What the fuck"
Tim Ebow exclaims, "ASHLYN HAS YOUR GUN!!"
DEAD: Dr. Clown says, "WHAT THE FUCK"
DEAD: Dr. Clown says, "SCIENTIST"
Schlomo Gaskin (D-tiv) [145.9] exclaims, "HE DOESNT GET TO BE A BRAIN!!"
Schlomo Gaskin exclaims, "HE DOESNT GET TO BE A BRAIN!!"
Raz McSky says, "GAH"
DEAD: Dr. Clown says, "WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM"
DEAD: Yig (died as Ronaldo Zilman) says, "YES"
Schlomo Gaskin (D-tiv) [145.9] exclaims, "RAAAAAAAARGH!!!"
Schlomo Gaskin exclaims, "RAAAAAAAARGH!!!"
DEAD: Pluto Nash says, "OH JESUS HE'S GONNA DO IT"
Nolan Field gasps!
The monkey (649) jumps!
Nolan Field gasps!
DEAD: Hugo Fleming says, "He's a ling too"
DEAD: Pluto Nash says, "IT AIN'T OVER YET FOLKS"
Schlomo Gaskin smashes the reinforced table apart!
Schlomo Gaskin exclaims, "NNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGHH!!!"
DEAD: Hugo Fleming says, "I gave him all access"
DEAD: Yig (died as Ronaldo Zilman) says, "And I don't even have an armblade"
Raz McSky says, "GOD DAMNIT"
Raz McSky says, "MY KTICHEN"
Dmitri Sidorovich says, "Uh"
Raz McSky says, "WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING"
Raz McSky says, "FOR CHRIST SAKE"
Dmitri Sidorovich asks, "Chief?"
Sydney Snyder gasps!
DEAD: Dr. Clown asks, "Why wouldn't he just let him get gibbed?"
Ashlyn Northey exclaims, "CMO WHAT THE SHIT!!"
DEAD: Hugo Fleming says, "wait what"
Cara Beumer exclaims, "LING!!"
Current Admins:

Cruz Goodman asks, "Why is the surgery watchroom bolted shut?"
Sydney Snyder gasps!
Nolan Field gasps!
Schlomo Gaskin (D-tiv) [145.9] exclaims, "HNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGH!!!"
Schlomo Gaskin exclaims, "HNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGH!!!"
Sydney Snyder gasps!
DEAD: Zoey Webb asks, "So is the chef a ling?"
DEAD: Zoey Webb asks, "Or traitor?"
Nolan Field gasps!
Sydney Snyder gasps!
Jimmy Brungle exclaims, "EVERYTHING GOOD WITH THE CONSOLE NOW, BOSS?!!"
Schlomo Gaskin (D-tiv) [145.9] exclaims, "AAAAAAARRRGH!!!"
Schlomo Gaskin exclaims, "AAAAAAARRRGH!!!"
OOC: BoboTheEpic: Round trip pingpong took 86 seconds
Zune Miller says, "Hopefully"
OOC: BoboTheEpic: Oh ok
Amir Ward says, "I'm back"
Zune Miller says, "Ah, yes. Contraband crate."
Amir Ward asks, "Box borg ded?"
Charles Schofield says, "Good question"
Elyza Kalliokoski asks, "What's in there?"
Amir Ward says, "haha"
Cara Beumer exclaims, ":;AI OPEN!!"
Amir Ward asks, "Keep it?"
Raz McSky says, "Move off"
Raz McSky says, "Asisstant scu"
Raz McSky says, "m"
Charles Schofield says, "I heard you were dead."
Cara Beumer exclaims, "OPEN@!!"
Ashlyn Northey exclaims, "I CANT USE IT!!"
DEAD: Hugo Fleming says, "THIS IS THE BEST ROUND EVER"
Sydney Snyder gasps!
Saigon Sam says, "Hmmm"
DEAD: Dr. Clown says, "Haha"
DEAD: Pluto Nash says, "Some serious smackdown going on in robotics."
Sydney Snyder gasps!
Unknown seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Elyza Kalliokoski says, "You could debrain it"
Nolan Field gasps!
Unknown gasps!
Sydney Snyder gasps!
Charles Schofield says, "Here"
P.R.O.P.A.N.E. queries, " Did we ever get box borg?"
P.R.O.P.A.N.E. (AI) [145.9] queries, " Did we ever get box borg?"
Saigon Sam says, "I might not actually sign up for next shift"
Schlomo Gaskin collapses!
Elyza Kalliokoski says, "Err..."
Charles Schofield says, "Let's get some cryo"
Ashlyn Northey exclaims, "YOU HAVE IT!!"
Sydney Snyder gasps!
Saigon Sam says, "Sorta tired."
Unknown gasps!
Elyza Kalliokoski (HoP) [145.9] asks, "Is this a changeling?"
Elyza Kalliokoski asks, "Is this a changeling?"
Schlomo Gaskin gasps!
Sydney Snyder gasps!
Derek Westbrook says, "Same"
DEAD: Hugo Fleming says, "TELEKINETIC COMBAT"
Cara Beumer exclaims, "YES!!"
P.R.O.P.A.N.E. states, "Kade Shaffer has signed up as Assistant."
P.R.O.P.A.N.E. (AI) [145.9] states, "Kade Shaffer has signed up as Assistant."
Unknown gasps!
Schlomo Gaskin gasps!
P.R.O.P.A.N.E. states, " Yes"
P.R.O.P.A.N.E. (AI) [145.9] states, " Yes"
Sydney Snyder gasps!
Cara Beumer exclaims, "IT IS!!!"
Randy Newman (Assnt) [145.9] says, " AI please open this"
Randy Newman says, " AI please open this"
Elyza Kalliokoski asks, "You sure?"
Schlomo Gaskin gasps!
DEAD: Hugo Fleming says, "OH FUCK"
Raz McSky has pushed Abdul Mohammed!
Jimmy Brungle exclaims, "UH OH!!"
Unknown gasps!
Cara Beumer exclaims, "HURRY!!!"
Abdul Mohammed has been bashed in the left arm with the rolling pin by Raz McSky!
DEAD: Dr. Clown exclaims, "Kill the damn ling!"
 *beep*
OOC: Kodeth101: hi
DEAD: Hugo Fleming says, "DETECTIVE GOT BTFO"
Charles Schofield says, "HoS, you need cryo"
P.R.O.P.A.N.E. states, "Luke Webb has signed up as Assistant."
P.R.O.P.A.N.E. (AI) [145.9] states, "Luke Webb has signed up as Assistant."
ÿRaz McSky has thrown the rolling pin.
DEAD: Dr. Clown says, "Fuck"
Sydney Snyder screams!
Charles Schofield says, "Thanks"
Ashlyn Northey exclaims, "I WANNA SEE WHO ATTACKED NOLAN!!"
Jimmy Brungle exclaims, "I'M STUCK!!"
Randy Newman says, "swag"
Charles Schofield says, "For everything"
DEAD: Dr. Clown asks, "Why are they fighting each other?"
Schlomo Gaskin seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Amir Ward says, "nah man"
Ashlyn Northey exclaims, "SO I CAN KILL EM!!"
Saigon Sam asks, "What we doin on the shuttle?"
Jimmy Brungle exclaims, "THAT WAS STUPID!!"
Mya The Kitten purrs
Amir Ward asks, "Wheres box borg?"
Saigon Sam asks, "Going regular?"
Current Admins:

Cara Beumer (CMO) [145.9] exclaims, "LING DOWN!!!"
Cara Beumer exclaims, "LING DOWN!!!"
DEAD: Pluto Nash says, "Poor Schlomo."
Charles Schofield says, "He shot me"
Unknown gasps!
Randy Newman says, "now do me"
Charles Schofield says, "Missed"
DEAD: Pluto Nash says, "He coulda been our hero."
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OOC: Kodeth101: no admins on :^)
Charles Schofield says, "Then ran away"
DEAD: Schlomo Gaskin says, "fucking piece of shit"
Cara Beumer exclaims, "THE FUCK?!!"
Dmitri Sidorovich says, "Shit"
The monkey (728) jumps!
Unknown gasps!
Mel Marrok gasps!
OOC: Errant_Aron: grif
Zune Miller asks, "Uh, you okay?"
Amir Ward (HoS) [145.9] says, " CMO WHERE"
Amir Ward says, " CMO WHERE"
Mel Marrok gasps!
Nolan Field snores.
Jimmy Brungle exclaims, "NO!!"
Charles Schofield says, "I had just arrived. Had no taser, so I backed off"
DEAD: Hugo Fleming says, "This was a wonderful round"
Mel Marrok gasps!
Elyza Kalliokoski (HoP) [145.9] says, "Well shit, they're all dying so fast."
Elyza Kalliokoski says, "Well shit, they're all dying so fast."
Cara Beumer (CMO) [145.9] exclaims, "BURNED!!"
Cara Beumer exclaims, "BURNED!!"
P.R.O.P.A.N.E. states, "Gabe Horn has signed up as Lawyer."
P.R.O.P.A.N.E. (AI) [145.9] states, "Gabe Horn has signed up as Lawyer."
DEAD: Schlomo Gaskin says, "no admins, time to griff"
Raz McSky says, "Hey bootany"
The monkey (769) jumps!
Raz McSky says, "I need tomatoes"
Jimmy Brungle exclaims, "O!!"
Raz McSky says, "POtatoes"
DEAD: Hugo Fleming says, "Thanks for playing everyone"
P.R.O.P.A.N.E. states, " The detecive is dead in robotics"
P.R.O.P.A.N.E. (AI) [145.9] states, " The detecive is dead in robotics"
Raz McSky says, "And primaril ywheat"
Saigon Sam says, "Poor clown"
Nolan Field says, "Damn space carp."
Raz McSky says, "Wheat"
Mel Marrok gasps!
Jimmy Brungle exclaims, "I'M STUCK IN THIS CRATE!!"
Cara Beumer exclaims, "I CANT!!"
Raz McSky says, "Lots an dlots of wheat"
PM to-Admins: Sooo....if any admin is there....went afk, came back and the chef Raz McSky had gibbed me....valid or no?
DEAD: Pluto Nash says, "He's a ling, Schlomo."
Raz McSky asks, "Got it?"
Beau Marriman (Jan-r) [145.9] says, "HELP I'M LOCKED IN THE MORGUE"
Beau Marriman says, "HELP I'M LOCKED IN THE MORGUE"
Derek Westbrook asks, "Did he die?"
Cara Beumer exclaims, "NO PERMISSION!!"
Jimmy Brungle exclaims, "THANK YOU!!"
Saigon Sam says, "We should erect a monument to him"
Unknown seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Saigon Sam says, "Think so"
Kade Shaffer gasps!
Randy Newman says, "i'm a changeling"
Randy Newman says, "ooo"
DEAD: Schlomo Gaskin asks, "Is he?"
Gabe Horn (Law) [145.9] says, "Taste the meat, not the heat."
Gabe Horn says, "Taste the meat, not the heat."
Kade Shaffer gasps!
Elyza Kalliokoski asks, "What the fuck?"
DEAD: Pluto Nash says, "Wh-"
DEAD: Schlomo Gaskin says, "Well that's explainable"
Mel Marrok gasps!
Mel Marrok gasps!
DEAD: Hugo Fleming says, "Schlomo you're robust as fuck"
Cara Beumer (CMO) [145.9] exclaims, "AI LET ME OUT!!"
Cara Beumer exclaims, "AI LET ME OUT!!"
Jimmy Brungle exclaims, "QUIET YOU!!"
P.R.O.P.A.N.E. states, " Exactly"
P.R.O.P.A.N.E. (AI) [145.9] states, " Exactly"
Charles Schofield says, "Hey"
Mel Marrok gasps!
Nolan Field says, "Thanks"
DEAD: Schlomo Gaskin says, "nah"
Current Admins:

Charles Schofield says, "I need access"
DEAD: Pluto Nash asks, "Why did he just rip out another lings brain?"
DEAD: Schlomo Gaskin says, "it's just hulk"
Elyza Kalliokoski asks, "What happened, Reade?"
Amir Ward says, "poor guy"
Charles Schofield says, "To search around."
Saigon Sam asks, "What you say?"
DEAD: Dr. Clown says, "Yeah, Schlomo... I don't think he's a ling, I think he's just a shitler"
Saigon Sam asks, "A monument?"
River Reade says, "the changling klled homk"
DEAD: Schlomo Gaskin says, "i'm really unrobust"
Mel Marrok seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
River Reade says, "I killed the changling"
Jimmy Brungle exclaims, "OH DEAR!!"
Charles Schofield says, "Thanks"
Amir Ward asks, "can he be saved in time?"
The monkey (450) jumps!
Mya The Kitten points to the carp fillet
Current Admins:

DEAD: Hugo Fleming says, "Reade is a ling too, I talked with him over hivemind. No idea why he's debraining"
DEAD: Yig says, "You know"
Ashlyn Northey exclaims, "YES!!"
River Reade says, "nope"
Zune Miller says, "..A spider."
Ashlyn Northey exclaims, "CLONING UPGRADED!!"
DEAD: Dr. Clown says, "Ah"
Zune Miller says, "Of course."
Raz McSky says, "Eh"
DEAD: Dr. Clown asks, "Did he finish it?"
Gabe Horn says, "Thank you."
Cara Beumer exclaims, "I HUNGER!!"
ÿ!Luke Webb sets the icecream vat to dispense blue flavoured icecream.
Jimmy Brungle exclaims, "YUP!!"
Raz McSky says, "?What, I hav eto cook it up"
DEAD: Yig says, "At least one ling has an objective to debrain another ling"
Raz McSky says, "Do you"
Tim Ebow exclaims, "YO?!!"
Beau Marriman says, "Thank you"
DEAD: Zoey Webb asks, "Hugo, maybe he has to steal that guys brain?"
Raz McSky says, "FIN EJUST EAT EVERYTHING"
Raz McSky says, "YOU PEOPLE"
DEAD: Ronaldo Zilman asks, "So what even happened to that lawyer that was getting debrained in the captain's office?"
DEAD: Hugo Fleming says, "ah"
Mya The Kitten shakes her head
Nolan Field asks, "Hey Tim, are the injectors additive or do they replace what I have?"
ÿCara Beumer has thrown the plate.
Raz McSky has been hit by the plate.
Mya The Kitten points to the carp fillet
Amir Ward says, "Lets give the detective an honest send off"
Raz McSky says, "Ow"
Raz McSky says, "HEY"
Raz McSky says, "HEY"
DEAD: Yig says, "Could be shooting in the dark"
Jericho Murray says, "thanks"
DEAD: Schlomo Gaskin says, "wow"
Raz McSky says, "YOU COME BAC KHERE"
Tim Ebow exclaims, "WHAT!!"
Raz McSky says, "YOU DICK"
DEAD: Dr. Clown says, "He got debrained"
DEAD: Zoey Webb asks, "Hugo, you know if the chef is a ling or not?"
DEAD: Schlomo Gaskin says, "they gonna space me"
Gabe Horn asks, "Is there a tator in one of these?"
The giant spider attacks Zed TuesdayJourney!
Nolan Field says, "I lost my hulk to a spacecarp but found a warmth injector in the lobby."
The giant spider smashes into the reinforced window!
Zune Miller says, "Ow. That HURTS"
DEAD: Mel Marrok says, "Damn! I was doing so well...damn spider"
Dmitri Sidorovich says, "You'll be fine"
Tim Ebow exclaims, "OH!!"
Raz McSky says, "I'l-"
Raz McSky says, "OH GOD"
Raz McSky says, "YES"
Jimmy Brungle exclaims, "SORRY BUD!!"
Raz McSky says, "SPIDER MEAT"
Saigon Sam says, "Someone coming"
Tim Ebow exclaims, "HERE!!"
DEAD: Hugo Fleming says, "This round was fucking amazing"
DEAD: Pluto Nash says, "Hugo and Yig, I'll never forgive you for shattering what could have been a beautiful relationship between us."
Tim Ebow exclaims, "TRY THESE!!"
Saigon Sam says, "Greyshit"
Kade Shaffer says, "hello"
DEAD: Yig says, "Captain's office was a horror ground. It's tough being a ling with no armblade. Lucky as balls I had the Captain's laser."
Gabe Horn says, "Found a -"
Saigon Sam says, "Get out"
Dmitri Sidorovich has analyzed Macmillian McCool's vitals.
DEAD: Hugo Fleming says, "I felt like I was in Pulp fiction"
Cara Beumer exclaims, "RAAAGGHH!!!"
DEAD: Dr. Clown says, "That was some crazy shit"
Cruz Goodman says, "Hello"
Saigon Sam says, "Get out"
ÿ!Macmillian McCool has been applied with the ointment by Dmitri Sidorovich.
DEAD: Zoey Webb asks, "Hugo, you know if the chef is a ling or not?"
DEAD: Dr. Clown says, "Very enjoyable to watch"
Elyza Kalliokoski says, "Hi"
Kade Shaffer says, "why"
Nolan Field says, "Oh, cool. I got xray now."
Saigon Sam says, "This is our hang out"
Kade Shaffer says, "it's not your maint"
Nolan Field says, "Thanks Tim."
DEAD: Hugo Fleming says, "No idea on chef"
ÿ!Macmillian McCool has been applied with the ointment by Dmitri Sidorovich.
Gabe Horn says, "Please don't murder me."
Dmitri Sidorovich has analyzed Zed TuesdayJourney's vitals.
The ÿRobust Softdrinks beeps, "Robust Softdrinks: More robust than a toolbox to the head!"
Cruz Goodman asks, "Anything I can help you with?"
Luke Webb examines himself.
Luke Webb examines himself.
Cruz Goodman says, "Guess not"
Jimmy Brungle exclaims, "ANOTHER!!"
Charles Schofield gasps!
Saigon Sam says, "Get out"
Charles Schofield gasps!
Dmitri Sidorovich says, "Hey, you need a shot."
DEAD: Yig says, "Pluto, I had to, I just had to."
Unknown drools.
Priority Announcement


The Emergency Shuttle has docked with the station. You have 3 minutes to board the Emergency Shuttle.


Kade Shaffer says, "It's public maint"
Raz McSky (Chef) [145.9] says, "Pool's closed, folks"
Raz McSky says, "Pool's closed, folks"
DEAD: Yig says, "I had to Pluto."
DEAD: Pluto Nash says, "Looks like River is gonna be a succesful ling."
Dmitri Sidorovich says, "Fuck"
Ashlyn Northey exclaims, "FASTER FASTER!!"
Raz McSky tries to remove Terrell Kimple's Science Goggles.
Raz McSky tries to remove Terrell Kimple's science radio headset.
Unknown gasps!
Raz McSky tries to remove Terrell Kimple's satchel.
Raz McSky tries to remove Terrell Kimple's scientist labcoat.
Raz McSky tries to remove Terrell Kimple's scientist's jumpsuit.
DEAD: Yig says, "Yeah. I had my objectives done, I just needed to escape."
Raz McSky tries to remove Terrell Kimple's wrench.
DEAD: Hugo Fleming says, "I know Jericho is a ling, he kept unbuckling Yig and I"
Tim Ebow exclaims, "BORG!!"
Tim Ebow exclaims, "TURN POWER OFF TO THE APC!!"
Raz McSky has grabbed Terrell Kimple passively!
Dmitri Sidorovich is trying to inject Zed TuesdayJourney!
The monkey (318) jumps!
Zed TuesdayJourney gasps!
Dmitri Sidorovich injects Zed TuesdayJourney with the syringe!
Tim Ebow exclaims, "WE GOTTA SPEED CLONE!!"
Raz McSky tries to remove Terrell Kimple's white shoes.
Ashlyn Northey exclaims, "EVEN MAXED MANIPULATORS ARENT FAST ENOUGH!!"
ÿRaz McSky starts to put Terrell Kimple into the gibber!
Zed TuesdayJourney gasps!
DEAD: Hugo Fleming says, "I had my objectives done but not enough genomes lol"
ÿRaz McSky stuffs Terrell Kimple into the gibber!
Archimedes queries, "Which APC?"
ÿYou hear a loud squelchy grinding sound.
Jimmy Brungle exclaims, "LETS GO!!"
Saigon Sam says, "Excuse me"
Ashlyn Northey exclaims, "IL TAKE THIS ONE TO SHUTTLE!!"
Cruz Goodman says, "We should probably go"
OOC: Kodeth101: so uh
Saigon Sam says, "I have an ID"
DEAD: Pluto Nash says, "I was so confused when you guys started beating the shit out of me since I was also hallucinating."
Zed TuesdayJourney gasps!
Beau Marriman says, "God SPEED"
Saigon Sam says, "Please let me in"
DEAD: Pluto Nash says, "I had no idea if I was imagining it."
Jamal Sugarbone says, "Sheeeeeeit."
OOC: Kodeth101: it's grand theft to steal the nuke dick, right?
Gabe Horn stammers, "R-R-Rud-de."
Saigon Sam says, "Yeah"
Tim Ebow exclaims, "BACK ON!!"
DEAD: Hugo Fleming says, "Yeah I hit you with that to add to the darkness fighting"
Tim Ebow exclaims, "QUICK!!"