Dr. Weird

Name: Dr. Weird
Gender: Male
Race: Unicorn
Alignment: True Neutral
Deity: SCIENCE!
Hits: 5/5
Class: Omniseer
Talent: A big red W ( +2 Weird SCIENCE!)
Perks:
-Discordian Biology: Automatic; Until the end of combat (or 5 minutes if outside of combat), pick any two racial abilities and apply them to yourself in place of your own.
-Kung Fu Master: Your unarmed attacks deal damage, and you can apply any weapon tag to them, selected when you declare an attack. For the purposes of this, your unarmed counts as a weapon EG, you can use Weapon skills with it, etc. You may also apply Elementalist effects to your unarmed strikes. Pick one Elementalist ability. You gain this ability for free and may apply it to your unarmed strikes. You may not apply it to anything else.
Flaws
-Dramatic: You tend to blow things out of proportion and in serious moments you tend to over act. Some people find this dreadfully annoying and will avoid you if possible when the drama starts.
-Obese: You are hilariously fat. You move very slowly, and cannot dodge incoming attacks or obstacles. (EG, you cannot roll to dodge during an avalanche, or from a firebreath, etc. If its a matter of life and death, the DM can let you roll at an increased DC)
-Bad Genes: You have 1 less racial trait.

Skills:
-Unicorn Telekinesis(Racial): spell; manipulate objects through sheer force of will. Complex tasks and heavier objects may require more focus.
-Improved - Improved Telekinesis: spell, recharge 2; use sheer force of will to perform highly detailed or complex tasks such as watchmaking, or lifting extreme weights or multiple individuals.
-Sight Beyond Sight: spell; see through walls, barriers, illusions, crit sees through lies
-Improved - Fourth Eye: spell; can see beyond walls, barriers, illusions, lies and the fourth wall. Can tap into meta information and listen in on out of character discussion.
-Improved Spellcasting: passive; for every spell you know or learn, you also know one Improved version of that spell.
-Wink: automatic spell, recharge 2; you may target yourself or a willing or helpless subject or an unattended item within 10 meters of you within line of sight; the target is warped to an unoccupied space within the same range. Warping a hostile target or carried item is Min+2.
-Improved - Displacement: spell, recharge 2; warps yourself or a single target of any type within 5 meters of you within line of sight to a destination within the same range. If you warp the target into an occupied space, occupying objects of equal or lesser mass are obliterated, while an occupying creature of equal or lesser mass takes 1 wound of damage. If the target is of lesser mass than the occupier, these effects apply to the target instead


Weapons:
        -Dr. Weird's Electric Guitar
	-Phone Spiders
 	-Chainsaw

Invetory:
Dr. Weird's Outfit
	-Weird Gold Medallion
	-Weird Electric Guitar
	-Time Space Conti- (DO NOT USE)
	-Chainsaw
	-Phone Spiders
	-Hair Helmet
	-Hair Heater
	-Deer antler (grafted to groin)
	-Tacos (15)
	-Foot lotion with Gorilla on the bottle.


Catalyst: Horn, Guitar

Minion
Nmae: Steve the lab assistant
Race: Unicorn
Hits: 5/5

Character Traits:
GENTLEMEN! BEHOLD! I have become a pony......and now........I WANT TO CUM IN RAINBOW DASH WUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!