Cardiac Arrest (OC [Arrhythmia] x Anon)

>Day 'stopped counting' in Equestria
>Well actually it's night right now
>Whatever
>You are Anon, the human
>No, not A human, THE human
>You could go on about how you somehow ended up in a world full of talking ponies on top of other mythical creatures, and how you were the only human here...
>But that's a long story, and you just got done with filling in for Pinkie Pie at Sugarcube Corner
>She was busy planning a big party or something like that and the Cakes needed someone to help them fill a large order for a event in Canterlot
>Now baking wasn't your speciality, but you were good enough to follow the instructions
>Also the pay was good, very good
>You even got to take home some freshly baked goods as a thank-you from Pinkie herself
>And god DAMN did they smell good
>Your diet was mainly made up of salads since you arrived in Equestria because eating meat wasn't something ponies did
>While you were more healthy than you had ever been on earth, you still didn't really like salads
>So you were extremely grateful for it, especially since you hadn't eaten all day

>After what felt like forever were almost to your home
>Ponyville wasn't a very large town, so walking everywhere wasn't a big problem...during the day
>At night though things became different, only the center of town was clearly lit, and you lived more on the outskirts near the Everfree forest
>Property was cheaper over there since ponies had some superstitions about the forest or whatever
>The place seemed normal enough though, and so far nothing had come from the forest to eat your soul or whatever the real estate pony had warned you about
>After a few minutes you see the dim light of you home come into view
>It was only a matter of time before these treats were no more
>"Oh fuck! Watch ou--oof!"
>Before you even knew what happened, something slammed into your side at an alarming speed. Knocking the wind out of your lungs as you both slammed into the ground, your consciousness fading.
>"Ohh Celestia that hurts...Are--Are you okay!?"
>You think you can feel something prodding your side, but you weren't sure, and before you knew it everything was black

>You are Anon, and your head hurt
>Scratch that
>Your everything hurt
>At least you were at home and in bed
>Wait that's not right
>The last thing you remember was you walking home and something slamming into you
>And then nothing
>Somehow you ended up in your home while you were unconscious
>Maybe whatever blew you the fuck out dragged you here? Did they know where you lived?
>Any other questions that had lined up in your head got interrupted by the sound of glass breaking downstairs, followed by a muffled voice yelling "Aww fuck!"
>Slowly you get up and stumble your way downstairs, listening for your noisy intruder
>"Good going Mia, now the weird tow legged thing is definitely going to be angry..."
>It's easy to find someone when they talk to themselves, and it sounded like they were in your kitchen
>That better not have been your lucky mug that shattered
>You peeked around the corner to survey the damage
>Thankfully your lucky mug was safe to live another day, it had been one of your tall glasses that had been broken
>As for the intruder, you hadn't seen anything like her before

>The pony? in question looked like a pegasus, except instead of feathery wings she had a pair of what looked like bat wings, and her ears we slightly bigger than other ponies'
>Her coat was a very light shade of grey, while her wings were charcoal black
>Her mane long mane was primarily a vibrant cherry red with a few charcoal stripes in it
>From the looks of it her cutie mark was a black heart with a pulse from a heartbeat monitor going through it
>But it looked so small, usually cutie marks were bigger than that
>...Actually...
>Her cutie mark might very well be normal sized
>Her butt however...
>You didn't know ponies could have butts that big, Celestia herself would be jealous of the size of this mare's ass
>If she was who flew into you it may be a miracle you were still alive
>She didn't seem to notice you, which was good because you couldn't take your eyes away from her rear
>It was too mesmerizing, you could see every faint movement as the distressed mare it was attached to moved around your kitchen franticly trying to clean up the mess she had made
>If it weren't for her yelping in pain you may have stayed that way forever
>It looks like she accidentally stepped on a shard of broken glass from earlier
>"Fuck that hurts damnit..."

>You take this as a good opportunity to make your presence known
"Uhm, excuse me?"
>You couldn't help but grin at how terrified she looked when she turned to face you
>"O-oh hello there! As you can see this uhm...looks kinda bad. BUT I can explain...?"
"Right. I'm sure you can, but I'd rather not have to clean up broken glass AND blood. So wait there while I go find a first aid kit"
>She nodded sheepishly as you turned around, heading down the hall to your bathroom
"And don't touch anything!"
>It sounded like they listened to you because you couldn't hear any noise coming from your kitchen
>And more importantly your first aid kit still had supplies in it, you weren't very good at keeping up on things like that
>You popped a few pain pills while you were at it, your everything was still killing you from the impact earlier
>As you walk back to the kitchen you can't help but feel like you're forgetting something
>Whatever it is though, it can wait until after you've finished patching this pony up and getting some answers along the way
>When you finally made it back down the hall to the kitchen you were greeted by a humours sight

>It seems that she had taken your 'Don't touch anything' quite literally
>She held the same exact pose as when you left, and from the expression of exhaustion it looks like she was forcing herself to stay that way
"Wow, I didn't say you couldn't move, I just wanted you to stop breaking things"
>"O-oh right! Ha ha I knew that, I was just making sure...you knew..?"
>You roll your eyes and reach for her injured hoof, it took a moment for her to realise what you were doing and held it out to you
>You wouldn't have noticed it was even hurt if you hadn't seen it happen because of the dark socks she was wearing
>Speaking of which, why was she wearing socks and a scarf, as far as you knew clothing was reserved for high society, special occasions, or kinky times. You'd have to find out later
>With the sock out of the way you were able to clean the area of the wound and wrap it up in some gauze
>You decided against warning her of the burning the alcohol would cause
>Consider it getting even with breaking the glass
"Alright, now that that part is out of the way, I want answers"
>Maybe you should have selected a better tone to use because her response was to screech loudly at you
>"Please don't kill me, I didn't mean to do it I swear!"
>Right, maybe standing over her as she huddles in the corner of your kitchen is a bad idea
>You decide to take a different approach

"Ok, sorry. Lets try that again"
>You crouch down so that you were eye level with her
"Hi, can you walk? If so I'd like for us to go to the living room so we can talk, is that alright with you?"
>The corners of her lips pull up into a small smile as she gets onto her hooves
>"Hey my wings aren't for show you know, I can just fly so I don't put too much weight on my leg"
>Right, her wings
>You completely forgot
"Err right, sorry."
>"And I'd be happy to answer aaaaany questions you have as long as you promise you won't hurt me"
"Wasn't planning on it, and why would I bandage your leg if I was just going to hurt you again"
>Her wings flap a few times and she levitates off your floor, her rear end swaying side to side as it drooped below her
>It makes sense that gravity would apply to an ass that big, but it still made you think about it longer than you would have liked
>Your gaze travels back up to her face as she giggles, giving you a sly look
>"It's rude to stare...especially when we haven't even introduced ourselves yet"
>Blood rushed in both directions as she took off for the living room, her tail slapping against your cheek as she flew by
>"Don't wait up"
>Did she really just go from fear to flirt within the length of that quick exchange? Who IS this pony?
>You could hear the disembodied voice of Rarity in the back of you head "It's rude to keep a lady waiting, darling"

>Shaking the thought of Rarity nagging you about your manners you make your way to your living room
>Whatshername was dangling impatiently off the side of your couch, pouting
>"I said NOT to wait up, what took so long?"
>You sigh and plop down in your armchair next to the couch
"You're pretty comfortable, it's almost like you think you live here"
>You could see a devious grin forming on that muzzle, and that worried you
>"I like to be comfortable wherever I am"
"Right...so do you mind telling me who you are?"
>The mystery pony rolled onto he back and looked at you upside down
>"My name is Arrhythmia, or you could just call me Mia if you get tired of saying my full name. So do you mind telling me what you are?"
>You probably would have been offended by that if you weren't used to it by now
>You are essentially an alien to ponies after all
"Alright Mia fair enough, I'm a human. My kind doesn't exist in equestria, and I don't know how I ended up here so please don't ask"
>"Going straight to the nickname? I'm hurt, is my full name not good enough for you Mr. Human?"
"Anon, call me Anon...and you're name is nice and all but Mia is a lot easier to say than Arrhythmia"
>Mia just huffs at you and leans back on the couch
"More importantly I want to know how I ended up in my home after I was knocked out. I assume it was you who flew into me?"
>All the playful confidence that Mia had built up melted away
>"Y-yeah...about that..."

>"After you went unconscious I didn't know what to do, I saw this house and dragged you over here to see if anyone was home, but no one answered."
>"I thought you were in much worse shape than you were...so I may have broken into the second floor?"
>Oh god, really?
>Mia must have seen the look on your face because she back peddled immediately
>"I-I didn't break any windows or anything! You left your bedroom window unlocked so I just slid got in through there"
"Alright alright fine, you didn't damage my property, and I'm glad you brought me here and looked after me while I was out...but that doesn't explain WHY you hit me"
>"W-well...I hadn't eaten in a while, aaaaand I smelled something reall good so I flew at it...and I may have forgotten to stop"
>You knew you forgot something
>Pinkie's present!
"Oh please don't tell me you ate everything that was in that box...it was a gift"
>"Uhhm...oops?"
"Why...I worked so hard for those...damnit"
>Almost on cue your stomach rumbled, you just realized how hungry you were
>Sensing danger yet again, Mia let out another screech
>"I'm really sorry, I didn't know it was a gift...I was so hungry and--"
"Yeah yeah it's fine, I'll just get some more tomorrow, but I do have to eat something. Right now."
>Grumbling you get up from your chair and head back to the kitchen, you should probably clean that glass up before you step on it yourself anyway

>You didn't know cleaning up glass could be so damn annoying
>Just when you thought you had gotten every tiny piece, you would feel another
>And ever worse was that you didn't think to use a broom until 10 minutes had passed
>You probably looked like an ass fumbling around on your knees for that long
>Speaking of asses, you hadn't seen or heard from Mia the entire time
>Maybe she let herself out and went home herself?
>Well whatever it was you didn't care, you just wanted to eat and then sleep
>"You done yet? I want to show you something"
>Guess she stuck around, you turn around to see Mia standing in the doorway
"Why are you still here? Don't you have your own place to stay?"
>She just pouts at you with a fake hurt expression
>"Wow and I was going to let you have this last bit from the box, but nooo~"
>Reaching under one of her wing she pulls out what looks like a cannoli with her mouth, her eyes daring you to stop her
"You wouldn't dare"
>Apparently she would, because she took that whole thing down in two big bites, grinning at you
"...Why"
>She laughed at your pain, or at least you assume that was what her laughing sounded like
>It was more screech than laugh
>She is bat-like...so it makes sense?
>"Don't worry I saved some if you're interested..."
>Was she coming onto you?
>You couldn't believe it, but...
>The way she puffed out her cheek at you before turning around, walking down the hall slowly
>The way she glanced at you over her shoulder, giving you a sly wink
>The way she moved her tail to the side and winked at you again
>Even if you had been prepared for this turn of events you wouldn't have been able to conceal Anon Jr.
>And Mia noticed your obvious interest, making her hips sway just a little bit more
>She was at the corner to your staircase when she spoke, but it sounded like it was in your own head
>"You're interested..."

>You spent what seemed like a few minutes standing alone in your kitchen, dumbfounded
>In reality it had only been 20 seconds since Arrhythmia left for your bedroom, heavily implying that you should join her
>And half of you wanted to
>But there was so much wrong with this situation
>She nearly killed you, broke into your house, ate your gift from pinkie, AND broke one of your dishes
>Yet even with all that you can't bring yourself to be angry at her
>She only broke in because she wanted to bring you inside
>And that dish wasn't special to you
>Most importantly she offered to share the rest of that Cannoli
>Albeit in an unsanitary and completely kinky way
>Under normal circumstances you would probably refuse this from a random pony you just met
>But it was increasingly difficult for you to think reasonably the longer you spent thinking about her and the little show she had put on for you
>Did she think she could win you over by offering herself to you?
>That you would just let her off the hook that easily?
>Did she know you wouldn't be able to resist her massive ass?
>"Ah there you are, I was getting worried that you weren't going to come~"
>Huh
>You were so lost in thought that you didn't notice your own body making it's way to your bedroom
>Good work

>As you looked over the pony splayed out on your bed you knew time was up
>You had to make a choice, theoretically it was as simple as saying 'yes' or 'no', but it could never be that simple
>Did you want to have a one night stand with some pony you just met hours ago?
>Did you even think she was worth it after everything that's happened?
>Your body seemed like it had no qualms with it
>But your brain?
>He wanted nothing to do with this
"So you just offer your body up to anyone you come across?"
>Realizing that you weren't going to be easy with her, Mia sat up on your bed, sighing in disappointment
>"No, what kind of pony do you take me for Anon?"
"Really? Because you sure are trying hard to get into my pants"
>Snickering, Mia points to your pants with a hoof
>"It's working though, so what's the problem?"
>There are plenty of problems
"The problem is that I don't know you"
>She was about to respond but you held your hand up
"Knowing your name doesn't count. If you want to get laid by strangers then go down to the bar and have a one night stand with one of the ponies there, god knows none of them would turn you down, it's hard enough for me...but I'm not going to be used like that, not again..."
>You had expected this to be a disappointment, but instead she looked like she had just seen a ghost
>"O-oh wow, look Anon I'm sorry...I didn't mean...fuck...does this mean I have to leave?"
>What kind of question is that?

"Were you planning on staying?"
>Looking out the window you could clearly see the moon high in the sky, so it was really late
"Because I don't mind you staying the night since it's so late if you don't want to go home in the dark"
>Glancing back at Mia you were slightly spooked by how happy she was
>"Really?!"
"Yeah why not, the guest room is down the hall if you--"
>Not letting you finish, Mia launches herself from you bed and wraps herself around you in a tight hug
>"Thankyou thankyou thankyou!"
"You're...welcome?"
>If you weren't already used to the erratic nature of ponies you probably would be terrified right now
>You just shot her down and she's just happy you weren't kicking her out?
>You're not that much of an asshole, although you do think this hug has lasted long enough
"Alright alright, that's enough...like I was trying to say earlier, I'm not kicking you out but you'll be staying in the guest room"
>Mia nods, letting go of you, a slight blush forming on her cheeks
>"Ahem, right...I'll just go there...then...Thanks again Anon"
>Without waiting for a reply she flew past you and down the hall, and deciding not to delay your sleep any longer you walk to you own bed, not even bothering to change clothes
>It was too late to care
>You were just glad you had no plans tomorrow, because ofter the day you just had you weren't waking up until after noon at least
>But as you reached for your lamp you realized that Mia had left her socks and scarf behind
>You could go give them to her
>Or you could not and get to sleep that much faster
>It wasn't that big of a deal, right?
>Yeah, you'll just worry about that tomorrow



>Amidst all the chaos of the night before you forgot one important thing
>Mia had spent the entire evening doing her best to get your body worked up, which she did a good job of
>And you never got that taken care of since you turned her down
>So your dreams were extra sauce y for a change
>Not that you could complain, it's not like anyone could see what you were dreaming about anyway
>At least you hope, that would be a pretty awkward talent to have
>As you finally started stirring you couldn't help but be bothered by the potential of having your dreams spied on
>Anything was possible in this land of talking ponies after all
>The smell of cherries washed over you as your nose started working
>Would there be some kind of confidentiality pact?
>Yawning you pulled the fuzzy mass in your arms closer to you, buring your face deeper into it's mane, the smell of cherries getting stronger
>You would have to ask Twilight about that later
>...
>Hold up
>Finally your brain began to function at its normal capacity
>And it was telling you that you didn't fall asleep with a sweet smelling pony in your grasp
>You open your eyes only to be greeted by a red mane, with the occasional streak of black
>Pulling your head back you got a complete view of the creature in question
>Goddamnit
>At some point in the night Mia had decided that her guest bed wasn't good enough, and was now resting snugly against your chest, fast asleep

>You probably should be angrier than you are, but this has happened before with other ponies so you're used to it
>For about two weeks after moving into town, varous ponies would break into your house at night
>Not to steal, in fact some of them GAVE you things
>No, they broke in so that they could cuddle up in your arms
>It would be cute if they hadn't been breaking and entering
>Thankfully they would only do it once, and you guess everyone had their turn because you hadn't had it happen in a long time
>But here you were with Mia's back pressed against your chest
>And judging from the smile on her lips as she slept she was happy
>You want to wake her up and ask why she decided she needed your bed
>But you were hungry and you figure she was up later than you if she ended up here
>So you just let her sleep
>Damn ponies are impossible to stay angry at
>sliding your arm out from underneath her you quietly made your way downstairs to cook breakfast
>The clock on the kitchen wall might say 1:26, but fuck you it's still breakfast
>You grab a bowl from the pantry and set it down on the counter
>Make that two bowls, you have a guest after all
>Next is the cereal, you were so glad to find out the cereal here wasn't made of oats or hay like you thought it would be
>And finally you grab some milk from the fridge
>As you finish pouring your bowl of cereal you picked up the tell-tale signs of a sleepy pony stumbling down the stairs

>You couldn't help but laugh as Mia sluggishly walked into the kitchen
"Someone isn't a morning person"
>She let out a loud yawn before sticking her tongue out at you
>"It isn't morning"
"Same difference"
>You pour some milk on the second bowl of cereal before sliding it to the other side of the table
"Here, if you're hungry"
>It took a second for her to register that you meant the bowl of cereal, hoping up onto the chair across from you
>"Thanks"
>The two of you ate in silence, or as close to it as you could since Mia had her face in the bowl
>You still found it funny that ponies did that
>About halfway through your bowl you figured it was time to stop ignoring the elephant in the room
"So did you sleep well, Mia?"
>Mia, who had her eyes fixated on her meal froze, slowly looking up at you
>You crossed your arms and leaned back in your chair, waiting for a response
>"U-uhm yeah about that..."
>It was fun watching her squirm uncomfortably
>"I...forgot my socks and scarf in your room so I went to get them back and that's all but..."
"But?"
>"B-but I didn't want to sleep alone so..."
>You rub your eyes for a moment
>"I-If you're mad I understand...are you mad at me?"
>All this awkward stuttering is starting to make you think of Fluttershy
>You liked it better when she was confident and flirty
"No, I'm not mad or anything, I was genuinely asking if you slept well, you looked happy"

"So don't worry about it, really"
>This seemed to calm her down a bit
>It only took a few more minutes for the both of you to finish your cereal
>Next on the list was to shower and get a clean pair of clothes on
>Mia was probably thinking the same thing because she followed you back upstairs
>Thankfully your house had two full bathrooms so you didn't have to make her wait
"I'm going to get cleaned up, there's a shower in the guest bathroom if you want to do the same"
>Nodding her thanks, Mia began to head that way
"And try not to get too lonely, I don't want any unexpected visitors while I'm in here"
>She kept walking away from you but her screechy giggle was as loud as if she was right next to you
>"As if you'd mind it at all, I've seen those looks!"
>She had you there
>You weren't a lying man...you stole looks at her flank any chance you got
>Like right now for instance
>She took your silence as an admission of defeat, shaking her rear ever so slightly
>"That's what I thought!"
>You just shake your head and make your way to your own bathroom, being sure to close and lock the door
>You didn't actually think that she would be bold enough to try and shower with you
>But you also didn't think she was going to sneak into your bed while you were asleep
>So you aren't taking any chances

>As you strip down and start your shower you took the time to look at yourself in the mirror
>Since when were you sweating?
>Come to think of it since when was your heart racing like you had just finished a marathon?
>Anon Jr. had been up and about all morning but you just wrote that off as not getting any release in a while
>Now's not the time buddy, sorry
>You sigh and step into the shower, letting the water pour down on you as your mind wanders back to Mia
>She definitely wasn't a normal pony
>Although the normal pony wasn't really 'normal' to you so who's to judge
>She just seems different, besides the whole bat wings and fangs...and the size of her rear end...
>Damnit I said now wasn't the time, Jr.
>That and those weird screechy laughs and giggles she did
>You're pretty sure she's laughed normally too, so what makes the screechy ones so much more memorable?
>You grab your shampoo bottle and squirt some into your hands, running them through your scalp as you tried to remember
>You were too tired to notice last night when she did that laugh, but you felt different right after
>Maybe it was just a coincidence, maybe it just happens sometimes and not others
>Although that could get awkward in bed you bet
>Imagine if she was a screamer...
>Nope, wrong path of thought
>You'll just have to ask her about it later

>You decide that it would be best if you thought of other topics as your body calmed down
>Like what you were going to do today
>No one had come by to ask for any assistance around town, or at least you didn't hear them knock while you slept in
>So it looked like you had the day to yourself
>Having long since finished washing your body you finally turn off the water and grab for a towel to begin drying yourself
>Maybe you could check and see if you were low on groceries
>You needed to buy a new glass cup since Mia broke the one last night so you would be going into town at some point
>Once you finished drying off you tied your towel around your waist and unlocked your bathroom door, moving to your closet
>You didn't really have many sets of clothes since your friend Rarity was the only pony you could get them from
>Being the only human meant the market for human clothes was non existent
>And she even insisted on not charging you for them, even though they took more fabric to make than the average pony getup
>Grabbing a fresh suit from the back of your closet you quickly put it on and head downstairs
>To your surprise, Mia was patiently waiting for you on the couch...well she was draped over the side again
>But it looks like she hadn't pushed her luck trying to sneak in on you
>"Geez Anon, took you forever!"

>Mia stuck her tongue out at you and pouted
>But after a moment her expression faded and she smiled, flapping her wings a few times before floating off the couch and over to you
>Being only the second time seeing her fly you couldn't help but stare at how wide her hips were compared to other pagasi
>Mia caught you looking and smirked, pushing your chin up with one of her hooves
>"So what's the plan?"
"Well, I'm going into town to pick up a few things...what are you going to do?"
>This seemed to catch her off guard
>"I...well maybe I can help you with your chores? What are you going to get?"
>You figured she would want to go home, but if she's offering then you wouldn't decline
"Well I want to see if Pinkie doesn't mind making a few treats since you ate the ones she gave me yesterday"
>Mia deflated a little at that, she probably still felt bad about that
"And I need to buy a replacement glass for the one you broke"
>And that only poured salt on the wound as she slowly lowered to the ground, her eyes not leaving your floor
>"I'm really sorry about that", her voice barely a whisper
>You didn't mean to make it sound that bad, her reaction ate away at your heart slightly
"Hey now"
>You knelt down and lifted her chin so that you could look her in the eye
"I said I wasn't mad at you, so don't get so down alright?"
>That seemed to do the trick because her smile returned
>"If you say so"
"I do"
>"So, should we go then?"
"After you"

>You stand up and head for the front door, Mia trotting along behind you
>"About that...I'm not from here so I have no idea which way 'town' is"
"Huh, ok...I'll show you then"
>You pause after opening the door for her
"Well if you aren't from around here then where are you from?"
>"Well I'm from Las Pegasus originally...but now I just travel"
>She waits for a moment while you close and lock the door behind her and then heading down the dirt path towards Ponyville
"Traveller huh, well since you don't know which way is Ponyville I assume you came through the forest?"
>Mia cranes her neck to look at the wall of ominous looking trees that were a few acres away
>"...Something like that"
"So if you're travelling by yourself then where do you sleep at night?"
>You could tell that she was getting increasingly uncomfortable with each question
>"Anywhere I can"
>Well that would explain why she was so excited that you let her stay the night with you
>And from the look on her face you were out of questions for now
>"W-what about you? I've never seen anything like you before, do you come from a foreign land?"
"You could say it like that, I don't even know where my home is in relation to Equestria"
>You glance up at the sky, Mia following your gaze
"I'm from a place called Earth, but I don't know if I'm even in the same universe...I just ended up here one day"
>You sigh, bringing your gaze back to the dirt path and Mia, who was trotting ahead of you slightly

>"So...you're an alien or something?"
>You could see her watching you out of the corner of her eye
"You could say that, what about you...I've never seen a pony with bat wings before"
>"You've never seen a batpony before? Half the Royal Guard are...err, well most of them are just normal ponies with enchanted armour, but we still exist"
>You did have a little run in with the Royal Guard when you first arrived, but you didn't see a single bat so maybe it was just a fluke
"I don't really interact with the Royal Guard so I wouldn't know"
>You can finally see the town come into view
"Well we're almost there, it shouldn't take too long to find what we're looking for...Want me to show you around town?"
>"Yeah I would like tha--"
>"HIYA ANON!"
>Oh jesus your ears
>You were so distracted by Mia that you didn't notice a certain pink monstrosity approach you
>And apparently neither did Mia, because she immediately clung to the closest thing to her in shock
>This happened to be your face
>"Oooo~ I've never seen you before, who's the pony that's stuck to your face Nonny? Is she a new friend?"
>As usual, before either of you could react Pinkie gasped loudly and sped off, yelling something about a welcome to Ponyville party
>Goddamnit Pinkie
>You tried to pry Mia off of your face, but her hooves were weren't budging
>"Who the...what the...did she call you Nonny?"

>Looks like you had the hardest part of the tour first
"Ok firstly, that was Pinkie Pie...Secondly, she's...different, just try not to think to hard about it"
>You try your luck at prying the scared bat from your face, still having zero luck
"Ok can you let go of my face please? You're warm and all but I like being able to see"
>There was a moment of silence before you felt Mia's grip on your skull loosen, but she didn't move
>"...You didn't answer the last part yet"
>The last part?
>Oh
>OH
"You mean the nickname? Yeah for some reason she does that for everyone, it's not special or anything"
>That answer seemed to be enough because she let go completely and dropped to her hooves
>Was she...jealous?
"Why do you care anyway?"
>"Because, I don't want some maniac coming after me because they think I was after you or anything"
>That makes sense
>Wait no it fucking doesn't
"How is clinging to my face in public worse than deliberately trying to get me to fuck you last night?"
>You couldn't see her face because she was trotting ahead of you again, but you really wish you could because she was silent for a long time
>"It isn't, but you're the only one who knows about last night, so I'm safe"
"You're safe anyway, I'm not seeing anyone"
>And as much as you would love to continue talking about that subject you finally mad it to the edge of town, and thankfully Mia didn't press deeper on the topic

>"So where to first?"
>Good question
>It would probably be a bad idea to go shopping for the replacements to the things she broke and ate last night
>You didn't know exactly what her temperament was right now and you wanted to avoid another scene like this morning if possible
>So that meant no Sugarcube Corner for now
>Actually no Sugarcube Corner at all until Pinkie finishes setting up the party that's going to happen
>You just hope she doesn't go overboard and give Mia another heart attack
>You must have spent too much time lost in though because you suddenly felt someone tugging at your sleeve
>"You just going to stand there all day? Or are you going to give me the grand tour"
>You roll your eyes and start walking, might as well just show things off as you see them
>Tours weren't your thing, but Mia didn't seem to mind your half-assed explanations of the shops you passed by
>She just smiled and nodded as you passed by the flower shop, bar, and general store
>Only Quills & Sofas was able to get an actual reaction out of her, which made you laugh
>Thankfully most the building on the path you too were houses so you didn't have to explain much
>You were intentionally avoiding the center of town for now so you were missing out on a few important buildings
>By now it had been over an hour since you left home and you were getting tired of walking so you made a detour to the nearest park bench

>You may have been exhausted, but Mia definitely wasn't
>She did have the advantage of being able to fly or walk
>So while you just sat peacefully on the bench, she couldn't sit still
>Finally after a minute or so she gave up and laid on the bench, pressing her rear against your side
>Of course
>It has been a while since she teased you so it was about time you suppose
>But you weren't going to give her the satisfaction so you did your best to ignore her
>And you might have gotten away with it if you couldn't see her face get increasingly frustrated as time went on
>It was quite funny, and you couldn't help but laugh when she pressed harder against you
"Back to your old game I see"
>Admitting defeat, Mia returned to her previous position
>"I'm just teasing, you could at least pretend to be interested"
>You opened your moth to respond, but the sight of a white unicorn trotting down the path towards you made you reconsider
>Your eyes met and you had no choice but to acknowledge her
>"Oh hello Anon darling, how is your day going?"
>As Rarity approached the bench she took a moment to examine Mia as well
>"Oh my and who is this you have with you, I do hope I'm not interrupting anything"
>You could see the mischief in Rarity's eyes when she added that last part, she was always like this when she saw you with a mare
>She was way too into those romantic dramas
"Rarity, this is Arrhythmia...She's new in town so I was showing her around"

>Rarity did another once over of Mia before looking back to you
>"Ah I see, so this must be who Pinkie was talking about when she stopped by my boutique earlier"
"I guess so...did she say anything about...you know"
>You gave Rarity your best 'don't make me say it please' faces and it took a moment before she realized what you meant exactly
>"Oh yes darling, same time and place like usual...do try to show up on time"
>And with that Rarity continued on down the road, leaving you alone with Mia once more
>And judging from the look she was giving you she wanted answers
>Again
>"Should I be worried? You two got pretty sketchy there at the end"
>You stand up and stretch your back out before looking down at Mia who had yet to leave the bench
"Nah, you'll see later"
>She'd be fine, especially with how quickly she ate all of Pinkie's gift last night
>That must have been a good enough answer because she didn't press any further as she hopped off the bench, trotting along side you as you both headed back towards the center of town
>The walk back was rather quiet, you still had questions for Mia, but you didn't think now was the time
>And from the occasional glances she would throw your way there was obviously something on her mind still
"I'm not blind you know, what's up"
>She turned her head upwards to look at you, although she stayed silent for a little longer before speaking
>"Darling?"

>What?
"Huh?"
>"She called you darling, are you sure I'm not going to have any maniac ponies out for my blood?"
>Oh, this again
>It was pretty unfortunate that the only two ponies that don't just call you by your name were the two you came across first today
>Not that it should really matter who calls you what
"Oh, she does that for everyone...just like Pinkie"
>Mia just huffs, obviously not happy with that answer
>But what could you do, it's not your fault that your friends are the way they are
>And what about her?
>She's clearly interested in you for whatever reason
>Maybe she just wants an exotic fuck
>You can't say that it would be a surprise
>There are a few ponies you know that tried desperately to get you in bed when you first arrived
>And had you not dealt with those ponies before you probably wouldn't have turned her down last night
>Lord knows your body wanted it, but you weren't going to risk your heart again
>You just didn't know what she was after with you, too many questions and not enough answers
>You spent the rest of the walk back into town answering her various questions about the town to the best of you ability
>You decided to bring her by the Ponyville Library so that she could meet Twilight
>You passed it off as a way for her to learn about the twon from 'someone more qualified'
>But really you just wanted to show her that not everyone had a pet name or title for you
>And thankfully your little plan went off perfectly

>Unfortunately you plan had an unexpected side effect
>You forgot that Twilight could easily sperg out and interrogate anyone about anything if magic was even remotely involved
>And you had spent the past 20 minutes zoning out while Twilight ambushed Mia with questions
>You think you heard one of them mention Mia's cutie mark at some point
>You weren't sure though, you didn't know anything about magic and you didn't really care either
>You decided to leave them on their own, reminding Twilight to swing by Sugarcube Corner at the 'usual time'
>As you left the library you could see the sun getting close to the point of no return
>Just enough time to swing by the general store before it closed up and pick up a new glass cup
>Or you would, if you had remembered to bring some money
>You knew you forgot something
>Well, the pony that owned the place did owe you a couple of favours
>Plus he was a good drinking buddy so you didn't see the problem in asking
>You didn't even make it halfway to your destination by yourself before you had another visitor
>This time it was Rainbow Dash
>"Hey Anon!"
>You could tell from the shit-eating grin she had on her face when she landed that you were in for a treat this time
>"Aww where's your marefriend? I wanted to meet her"
>Looks like Rarity was doing what you thought she would
"She's probably still being interrogated by Twilight...and I don't know what Rarity told you but she's not my marefriend"

>"Wait what do you mean Rarity? Pinkie came by earlier and said she was throwing a surprise party for some new pony in town...she said that this new pony was all over you when she went to say hi"
>You roll your eyes and start walking again
"That's because Pinkie scared her to death...nothing more, nothing less"
>You didn't need this rumor spreading around town
>And for once in your life Rainbow Dash didn't act like an asshole and dropped it entirely
>"Oh, well ok...Pinkie's party in in like half an hour so don't wait up!"
>And with a flap of her wings, Dash took off for Sugarcube Corner
>Half an hour huh?
>The glass can wait
>You probably should be there waiting for Mia and Twilight to show up
>Plus you needed to make sure Rarity and Dash weren't digging your grave
>Your soft, ass filled grave




>You arrived at Sugarcube Corner with a few minutes to spare before Twilight was supposed to arrive with Mia
>And to your surprise the place was nearly empty
>Normally Pinkie's welcome parties are attended by most of the town
>Oh wait, nevermind
>You could see the heads of ponies peeking out from their hiding spots
>They thought you would be the one brining Mia
>That made a lot of sense
>Looking across the room you could see Rarity and Applejack waving you over to their table
>Applejack was the first to greet you when you sat down
>"Ah was startin' to think you weren't comin' Anon, ya made it just in time...but ah gotta ask, where is the mare of the hour?"
>You looked at Rarity, who simply nodded
>You shrug and lean back in your seat
"Twilight is bringing her, we stopped by the library on our way around town and she jumped Mia with a bunch of questions about magic and cutie marks or whetever...that stuff isn't for me so I left"
>"Ah can understand that, that girl gets too caught up in all that magic mumbo jumbo too much"
>Rarity was about to add onto the discussion but suddenly the lights were shut off, followed by Pinkie shushing everyone
>"They're coming, get ready!"
>Suddenly the idea of tens of ponies jumping out and yelling surprise as Mia walked through the door seemed bad
>Hopefully Pinkie wouldn't go overboard after seeing how she reacted earlier
>Regardless it was too late, the door was already opening
>3
>2
>1
>"SURPRISE!"

>Just as you thought,being jumped by a bunch of ponies out of the blue was enough to scare the shit out of Mia
>And just like before, she looked to you for safety
>Except this time you were all the way across the room
>So what did she do?
>She rocketed herself straight at you, latching onto your head just like she had done before
>Only this time she was trembling
>"Anon! What in the...!"
"Ah think yall might'a overdone it"
>You tried to reach up and pry the terrified pony from your face for the second time today while the rest of the room laughed and began to mingle amongst themselves
"Yeah sorry about that, I probably should have warned Pinkie not to go too overboard on the surprise...oh well"
>Mia wouldn't budge and you were unaware that Pinkie had bounced her way over to your table, along with Twilight and Fluttershy
>"Ooooh, so she does that face clingy thing when she's scared? I thought it was something different"
>You really wish Pinkie could see you look of displeasure, but there was a lump of fuzz blocking it
"Yeah, so I heard"
>"Oopsie! Sorry about that nonny and...uhm"
>"Arrhythmia, and are we done with giving me heart attacks?"
"Only if you let go of my face, it's getting hard to breath"
>"Right, sorry"
>The rest of the girls giggled as Mia slid off your face and into the seat next to you
>In fact the whole gang was here, and all of them were staring at you

"W-what, do I have something on my face or something?"
>The six of them shot glances to one another before Rarity finally spoke up
>"Anon darling, Are you not going to tell us how you came across you friend here? It isn't every day that you see a bat pony around Ponyville after all"
>Oh
>For a second there you thought you had done something
"Oh, we kind of ran into each other last night...well more like she flew into me, but yeah"
>Mia shifted uncomfortably in her seat, probably worried that you were going to tell them about everything
>Which you weren't
>You were nice like that
>Everyone pauses for a moment as s few ponies came over to say hi to Mia, as well as bringing your group some drinks
>"Come now darling, that can't possibly be the whole story"
>Mia decided to answer this time since you were busy with your drink
>"Well, I also needed a place to stay so Anon let me use his guest bedroom for the night"
>"Oh, uhm excuse me...but if Anon let you use the guest bedroom...then why were you two asleep together?"
>The rest of Sugarcube Corner may have been loudly enjoying the party, but the table at which you sat was deafly silent
>"A-and how come your socks were thrown all over the place?"
>Your poor drink
>You've never actually done a spit take before, but there's a first time for everything isn't there
>It took you a moment for the coughing fit that came with it to die down enough for you to speak
"Fluttershy, what"

>"I-I'm sorry...I went by your house this morning and you didn't answer the door...so I looked in a window and saw you guys uhm...what does Rarity call it? Sp-spooning?"
>You heard a loud thump and then the sound of Rainbow Dash laughing uncontrollably
>At least she wasn't talking
>"O-oh dear, w-was I not supposed to say that?"
>You opened your mouth only to close it again
>You couldn't think of what to say
>You couldn't cover your ass
>And you couldn't be mad
"No?"
>Suddenly you felt a lot more uncomfortable in your seat
>You could feel the stare of four very curious ponies
>Rainbow Dash was too far gone in laughing to take part, and Fluttershy was too ashamed to even look at you
>Which was fine with you because she just fucked you harder than any stallion ever could
>Looking to your side you could see that Mia was also staring at you, but her expression was blank
>You were alone in this boat
>Lord have mercy on your soul
"There's a perfectly good reason for that?"
>There wasn't and you knew it
>But they didn't know that
>Unfortunately you couldn't think of an actual excuse either
>"I was having horrible nightmares so I snuck into Anon's room in the middle of the night"
>Amazingly enough, Mia was the one to come to your rescue
>"And it was so much warmer in his bed that I had to take my socks off...in the dark"
>You could only hope that Mia's explanation was enough to convince them

>"Ah reckon that makes sense...lil' Applebloom does the same thing"
>Thank you Applejack
>She just saved your ass, because now Rarity, Twilight and Pinkie were saying similar things about their siblings
>Even Rainbow Dash, who had recovered from her laughing fit, seemed to have bought it
>You sighed in relief and leaned back in your seat as the six mares shared stories similar to Mia's explanation
>And while they weren't paying attention to the two of you, Mia moved up to whisper in your ear, her hot breath sending a shiver down your spine
>"You. Owe. Me. Big time"
>Fuck
>You were wondering why she would try and hide her interest in you
>She knew you were trying to do the same, and she wanted to get you in her debt
>You didn't dare look her way, but you could see her wicked grin as she slid back down to her seat
>Shortly after that you excused yourself and went to grab yourself more punch
>On the way there though you took a detour to the restroom and washed away the sweat on your face in the sink
>You were in debt to Mia now for a favor
>And she could ask for anything at any time
>And after everything that's happened in the past 24 hours you had a pretty good guess as to what she'd want from you
>As you left the restroom you could see Mia watching you out of the corner of your eye as you made your way to the punch
>Tonight was going to be a long night, and it was just getting started

>As you're pouring yourself a new cup of punch you couldn't help but wonder why you were even that worried about your debt to Mia
>She didn't seem like a bad pony so why did you not feel comfortable with her yet?
>"Oh hey there Anon~ I almost didn't see you over here, could you be a dear and fill up my cup?"
>That voice
>Candy Floss
>You had history with this pony, and not the good kind of history either
>This was the last thing you wanted to deal with right now
"Do it yourself, Candy ass"
>You step to the side, letting the pony behind you refill her cup as well
>"Charming as ever Anon dear"
>You lean against the counter, taking a slow sip from your refilled drink before speaking
"What do you want"
>"Still as cold as ever I see, well if you must know I just came for more punch...but since you're here as well I may as well strike up friendly conversation with a close friend of mine"
"Is that so? Where are they then? I don't see anyone else nearby"
>Candy Floss laughed for a moment before brushing her tail against your leg
>"I suppose you don't feel the same way, and that's fine, I'll leave you alone if you would be so kind as to answer one question for me"
"You know I don't have a choice so hurry up"
>You glance back to your friends to see that they had followed Mia's example and were now watching you
>"I'm curious as to what you think you're doing bringing another freak into town, Celestia knows we have enough of those already"

>You brought your cup to your lips and went to take another sip, only to hear the soft clopping of hooves next to you
>Candy Floss was using the counter as support as she got face level with you, her breath washing over the side of your face
>"Don't think I haven't seen you today, showing that...thing around"
>You knew what she was up to, and it was going to take more than that to get you to take the bait
"I'm not doing anything besides being friendly, I'm curious as to why you're so worked up though"
>"Those bat monstrosities give pagasi a bad name just by existing...it's shameful enough that Luna's damn guard are filled with them"
"I'm having a hard time seeing why I care"
>"Oh Anon how silly of me, of course you wouldn't understand, you aren't familiar with pony history are you"
"Enlighten me"
>You could feel her breath get even stronger, she was moving closer
>"They're all whorses, every single one....do you honestly think she just showed up out of the blue to stick around and make friends? No, she's here for one thing...and once she's got it she'll leave you all alone"
"Sounds more like you than Mia to be honest"
>"Oh isn't that cute, you have a pet name for your little monster...It'll only be a matter of time before she gets what she wants and leaves you sad and alone...then you'll remember that you will always be mine"
>And with that she placed a not so quick and not so clean kiss on your cheek, stepping down from the counter and returning to her friends

>To say that you were angry was an understatement
>You were shaking with rage
>Every time you would forget about her she would come back and make you remember
>She would never let you move on
>And there was nothing you could ever do about it
>You set your paper cup down on the counter aggressively and shakily pour yourself another refill before making your way back to your table
>You could feel her watching your every step
>She probably had that same devilish smile she always had when she tortured you
>When you sat down again the table once again became deafly silent
>You were still shaking, most of your cup had already spilled over before you gave up and set it down in front of you
>"Ah reckon that wasn't the friendliest of chats yall just had with Candy Floss"
>You just sigh and slam your head into the table
>"I think that's a yes, darling"
"I need to go cool off, I'll be back eventually"
>You left without waiting for a reply, storming out through the back door of the pastry shop
>That way no one would notice and try to follow you
>What you didn't see however, was Twilight's magic holding a struggling Mia in place




>You are Arrhythmia
>And you just watched Anon storm out on the party after having a heated exchange with some pagasus across the room
>Something was clearly wrong
>Anon looked so angry it was almost frightening
>He wasn't even that angry with you last night so you could only imagine what had to have been said to get him so worked up all of a sudden
>You wanted to go after him and talk to him, and maybe even calm him down if you had to
>But this damn unicorn won't let go of you!
"Let me go damnit! Am I the only one concerned?!"
>"Now jus' hold on a second there Arrhythmia...Ah'm glad that yall are worried 'bout Anon, but ya gotta understand that when he's like this nothing can be done about it."
>You turn to look at Applejack, glaring daggers at her
"Nothing can be done about it my ass! Have any of you tried helping? Or did you get as far as 'Are you alright?' and stopped caring after he said yes?"
>Truth be told you weren't helping the whole 'please let go of me' thing
>You might have gone a little too far on that one because the white unicorn, Rarity you think, looked like that cut her deeply
>But still who do these ponies think they are to just let someone they care about simmer alone like that!
>You looked around the group of ponies, waiting for the next one to speak up
>One by one they all turned to Twilight, who still had you locked in place with her magic, and you were making it clear you did not appreciate it

>"Look, Arrhythmia. I understand that you're concerned, we all are, but it's like what Applejack said. This is just something that he prefers to deal with on his own"
>You closed your eyes and took a deep breath, you needed to calm down just as much as Anon did it seems
"Ok fine. Just...what was that all about anyway?"
>"Unfortunately I can't tell you much other than he and that pegasus have history, and obviously it isn't good history."
>She finally released you from her magical grip, but you didn't dare test your luck so you sat still
>"Rarity would know more, but she won't even tell us so you'll just have to accept that much. Of course there is also the chance that he could tell you himself."
>You opened your mouth to ask what it would take to get him to tell you, but the sight of Anon returning from the kitchen area stopped you
>Plus you think you know what the answer was going to be, judging from the sad smile that he and Rarity shared with each other for a moment
>"It's getting late and I have a few chores to take care of tomorrow so I'm going home. Pinkie, sorry for leaving early but I'll make it up to you"
>You couldn't believe it, he was back to how he was before the party even started!
>Twilight was right after all, but that didn't stop you from wanting to help
>You almost flinched when he turned to face you
>"You can stay if you want, don't let me ruin your party"
>And with that he walked away, disappearing into the darkness of night




>You are Anon
>And once, again you had a good day ruined by Candy Ass
>It's probably been about half an hour since you left Pinkie's party
>You just hope you didn't ruin the mood for poor Mia
>Hopefully she was still making friends with the others
>She would at least avoid any harassment if she stayed near them
>Apparently bat ponies are unliked by normal ponies
>Or maybe Candy was just a jealous piece of shit that was trying to get you worked up
>You knew it was most likely just Candy being Candy, but you couldn't help but think of what she said
>'Once she got what she wants she'll just leave you alone and sad'
>You really hated to admit it, but your brain was finding arguments for both sides of that coin
>Mia spent a lot of time last night desperately trying to get sex from you
>But she also didn't pressure you after you turned her down, and even apologized
>So what? She could just be waiting for you to crack, she was just as flirty today
>But that wasn't until AFTER you told her multiple times that you forgave her for last night!
>You shuddered, your head filling with the sound of Candy's pompous voice
>'She didn't come after you when you stormed out, did she Anon.'
>That wasn't fair and you knew it, but that didn't stop it from eating away at you
>WHAM!
>You were so lost to your thoughts that you walked straight into a lamp post in a fork in the road
>You made no effort to catch your fall as you stumbled backwards, and with one last thud you slipped back into the one place you were safe, unconsciousness




>Oh god your head
>You haven't felt this bad since you first arrived in Equestria
>According to Twilight, you were just dumped out of a random portal that she later described as a 'magical distortion'
>Whatever the hell that meant
>You didn't know what it could have been since you and magic don't go together
>Also because you were out cold for a solid week upon arriving
>Man, what is it with you and going unconscious
>If you were a pony it could easily be your special talent
>But enough about that, it was probably a good time to get your sorry ass off the...bed?
>You sure as hell didn't fall back onto a bed when you hit that lamp post last night
>Someone must have found you while you were on the ground last night
>As you sit up and open your eyes, taking in your surroundings
>You were in...your house?
>That's convenient
>How long had you been out? A few hours? A whole day? It was still dark outside so you weren't sure
>And who had found you?
>You reach over to your bedside table and turn on a lamp
>Whoever it was did a poor job of getting you into bed because most of your blankets were bundled up in one big pile next to you
>You had been left with just enough to not freeze your ass off
>Although you couldn't be that mad, they also took the time to bandage your head as well
>You lay back down. rolling to your side and pulling the mass of blankets in towards you
>Only then did you realize that there wasn't just blankets in that pile
>"...Anon?"

 >In hindsight you probably shouldn't have been as surprised as you were when Mia poked her head out from under those blankets
 >She do this exact same thing the night before
 >Or was it two night's ago?
 >Ok that's it, no more going unconscious if you can help it
 >Things get too confusing
 >You sit back up and get to work unwrapping the bundle of layers around Mia
 "Hey there...champ"
 >She looked awful
 >Her mane was a complete mess and her eyes were bloodshot
 >And from the wetness of some of the blankets that was because she had been crying...for quite a while
 >Damn you fucked up didn't you
 >For a moment she looked like she was going to tackle you, but she decided against it
 >Probably because of your injuries
 >Instead she shakily rose and stumbled forward into your lap, forcing her face into your chest
 >"Anon I'm sorry! Th-they wouldn't let me go after you...s-so I had to wait until the party was over!"
 >Her tear ducts were clearly dry from earlier, but that wasn't stopping her from crying
 >"A-and it was so dark I couldn't remember which way your house was..."
 >You began to pet her head softly, her hooves wrapping around your torso
 >"And then...I found you laying in the road...a-and there was blood...I didn't know what to do!"
 >Yep, this definitely ranked high on your list of fuck ups
 >At this point you couldn't even understand Mia, she was crying more than speaking
 >And there wasn't anything you could say to calm her down

 >You might not have had the words to fix this, but you were going to at least try
 >You slid yourself backward so that your back rested against your headboard
 >Next you tugged on Mia's hooves gently, telling her to come closer
 >She hesitantly complied, and once she was close enough you picked her up and set her down properly in your lap
 >It was kind of an awkward position given how much larger her hips were compared to yours, but you managed
 >Finally you wrapped your arms around her and hugged her as tightly as you could
 >You stayed that way for a while
 >Honestly you needed this as much as she did, maybe even more
 >And while you were enjoying the embrace, all good things must come to an end
 >You let your arms go slack and Mia took the hint, scooting off of your lap
 >It didn't take long for you to miss the warmth her body provided though
"How long...?"
>"Only a few hours"
>Only a few hours huh
>Well at least you didn't miss an entire day
>That's good
>You slid out of bed, almost falling over
>Right, no quick movements yet
>You could hear Mia giggling at you troubles
"What's so funny?"
>You weren't mad and you hoped she could tell from the smile you had
>"You look...awful!"
>You grab your pillow and throw it at her head, making you way to your bathroom
"You're one to talk, go clean yourself up before I have to call an animal shelter!"
>Mia burst out laughing and you could hear her trot out of the room and down the hall

>She may have found it funny, but as you closed the bathroom door you could hear Candy Floss' voice in your head once again
>'Oh isn't that cute! you have a pet name for your little monster?'
>You shake her voice from your head and start running a bath
>No shower this time, you needed a lot more relaxing this time around
>While you waited for the water to fill up your tub you went ahead and unwrapped the bandages that Mia had clumsily put on your head
>It was a miracle she even did this good of a job given how much of a train wreck she was when you woke up
>Poor girl
>She would never admit it, but you know you hurt her
>You were full of shit to think that nothing would come of your little stunt last night
>Glancing back at the tub it was only half filled
>You still had a long time before you would be out of here so you went back to thinking about earlier that night
>The conversation you had with Candy had already destroyed you mentally
>You knew she was full of shit, you knew that she only wanted to see you squirm
>And yet, she was so good at planting those seeds of doubt in your head
>Who was she?
>What was she after?
>Why was she doing all this for you?
>She knew that she didn't owe you anything for last night. So why?
>Before you could sink deeper into your mental quicksand you saw the bathtub starting to spill over out of the corner of your eye
>You rushed to turn off the water and began draining some of the water

>Thanks to that distraction you were able to avoid any dangerous thoughts that you shouldn't have in the first place
>The bath itself went great, no distractions and no thoughts
>Just relaxation
>You were in there for about half an hour before the water started getting too cool to be enjoyable anymore
>And once you got out you quickly dried off and put on some clean sleeping clothes
>Thankfully Mia wasn't back yet because you had to go to your closet, which was on the other side of your room from the bathroom
>You're sure she wouldn't mind the sight of you half naked but you didn't want to let her hold that over your head
>Plus if she started to get extra flirty you weren't sure you would be able to resist her
>But it looked like you were in luck because you didn't hear the sound of hooffall in the hallway until a few minutes after you finished getting dressed
>"Anon?"
>Mia poked her head around the door frame, looking at you with serious eyes
>"I-..we need to talk..."
"Uhh sure...what's up?"
>You beckoned her in with your hand and she quickly hopped up on your bed, sitting across from you
>It's quite funny that you felt so uncomfortable in your own home, your own bed even
>But you hadn't seen Mia that serious yet, she even made no effort to position herself in just the right way to give you a good look at her rear like she always did
>"Remember at the party, when I said that you owed me for covering for you? W-well I want to ask you something..."

>Mia was doing her best to act as confident as possible, but it wasn't very easy to hide her shaking
>To her credit she did keep eye contact with you though
>"L-like I said last night, I've been traveling for a while now, but..."
"But?"
>You probably shouldn't be rushing her too much, but watching her squirm and dodge around the point was rather cute
>"But I'm tired of having nowhere to live! S-so I want you to let me stay here...with you"
>You hadn't planned on kicking her out any time soon, but it's nice that you could address this issue quickly
>Your house would be pretty lonely without some crazy bat horse running around breaking your dishes and eating your food
>"And besides! You clearly can't be left alone...you'd probably do something dumb again and make everypony worried sick!"
>There it is, you knew she was hurting still
>You reached over and rubbed her head softly
"You've broken into my place twice now, even if I said no I couldn't actually stop you could I?"
>Mia was quiet for a few moments, probably just enjoying the head rubbing, but finally she spoke
>"That isn't an answer, Anon"
"Fine fine...You can stay for as long as you want, just try not to cause too much property damage..please?"
>That last part was enough to get a giggle out of her
>"I'll try...and Anon?"
>She shook your hand out of her mane and looked up at you with a happy smile
>"Thanks"
"I think I should be thanking you more than you thank me"

>"Maybe so, but I still mean it"
>Mia then started to get to her hooves, stretching out her back slightly
>"Well that's all I wanted, andit's still the middle of the night so we should get some sleep while we can so..."
>You could see her eyes dart to the empty space next to you, where she had snuck to last night
>"Soooo...I'll just be going...then"
"I don't think so"
>You pulled Mia towards you before she had a chance to leave, a small 'eep!' escaping her mouth
"I saw you eyeing this spot, if you want it you can have it"
>She didn't struggle, and soon after you set her down next to you she was already laying on her side with her back to you as you slid into a better sleeping position
>"You know, I can't use the same excuse twice if somepony were to see us like this"
>You didn't really care who saw what at this point, but she did remind you of a question you had for her
"Oh! speaking of which, that was a really clever excuse that you thought of...and so quickly as well. How did you make that up so suddenly?"
>Mia's only response for a short while was to back up into you until she was firmly pressed against you
>"I didn't...Now unless you want to use that mouth of yours for something other than talking I suggest you shut it~"
>It took a second, but once your brain registered her meaning you had to turn to face the other way, blood rushing to your face
>You heard a soft giggle, then a pause
>"Goodnight, Anon~"
>What have you gotten yourself into




>You ended up only getting a few hours of sleep last night
>Not that they weren't restless hours or anything of that nature
>But whith everything that happened you didn't end up going under until 3 in the morning
>And neither you nor Mia shut the curtains on your window for the second straight night
>So, with the sunrise at 'too fucking early' in the morning there wasn't much you could do but get up and try to get prepared for the day
>Mia on the other hand was still out cold, how she slept through the sunlight shining on her face you'll never know
>And you figured it would be nice to let her sleep as long as she could
>So you carefully slipped out of bed and made your way downstairs to make yourself some coffee and breakfast
>You opted against cooking anything complex for breakfast, settling for a few slices of toast
>It wasn't much but you didn't have much of an appetite yet
>And after the third pair of toast popped from your toaster you heard Mia coming down the stairs, just as gracefully as the day before
>You tried to keep a straight face, but she apparently missed the last step and you heard a sharp gasp followed by quite a bit of swearing
>You couldn't help but laugh as you set some toast aside for her as she came into the kitchen
"You kiss your mother with that mouth?"
>"Nah"
>You watched as Mia hopped up onto one of the stools set around the counter that separated the kitchen from the living room, a grin on her face
>"Incest isn't really my thing"

>Goddamnit
>You nearly choked on your coffee, Mia laughing as you tried to recover from your coughing fit
"Not...what I meant, and you know it!"
>She just continued to laugh while you put some toast in front of her
>You inadvertently spilled some coffee on her pieces but you don't think she minded all that much
>She was in high spirits today, so that was all that mattered
>The rest of breakfast went uneventfully compared to the beginning
>Since you had started eating first you naturally finished first
>So while Mia continued to munch on her toast you excused yourself so that you could change into some more day appropriate clothes
>From the looks of it you needed to do a load of laundry soon
>That would have to wait until later though
>With everything upstairs taken care of you made your way back downstairs
>Mia, who had apparently long since finished her toast, was hangiing upside down over the edge of the couch, her front hooves reaching out towards you
>"What takes you so loooong!"
>You sigh and rub her tummy as you walk by her and towards the front door
"The world may never know...I'm going into town since I didn't get a chance to get what I needed to yesterday, you want to come?"
>You glance back and watch as Mia rolled off the couch onto her hooves, smiling up at you
>"I told Rarity that I would stop by her boutique today, so sure!"
>And with that the two of you began your trip into town




>You are Arrhythmia
>And just like the day before, you had a great time walking to Ponyville with Anon
>You were glad that he seemed much happier than when he left town last night
>Last night wasn't the highest point in your life, and neither was it his
>You didn't dare ask him what had to have happened for you to find him bleeding and unconscious in the road
>Not because you weren't concerned, but because you didn't want to hear the answer
>You didn't need another reason to cry last night, and asking him now would only kill the happy mood you both had going
>So you figured you could let it slip under the rug for now
>Soon, you could see the Boutique come into view
>You had asked Anon if he was going to join you for your little visit with Rarity, but he declined
>He said something about not wanting to get in the way
>And as much as you loved having him around so you could tease him, you wanted to plan a little surprise, but to do that you needed information
>Anon was kind enough to wait with you outside while Rarity took her sweet time opening up for you
>Though she was delighted when she finally opened her door for you
>"Why hello Arrhythmia darling! Ooh, and Anon as well? To what do I owe this pleasure?"
>"We were going in the same direction so I figured I'd stop by and say hello before heading to see Pinkie"
>Rarity nods and then turns to face you
>"Well if that's the case then don't let us keep you"
"Yeah, I'll see you later Anon, don't worry!"

>Anon said his goodbyes and just like that you were alone with Rarity
>And as the realization dawned on you, things felt a lot more uncomfortable
>Rarity seemed very polite and friendly, but you said some things last night in the heat of the moment
>You didn't mean what you said, honest!
>But she looked pretty sad last night, and you hoped that she would forgive you
>You weren't sure you were ready to face her alone all of a sudden
>But it was too late to escape, you felt her nudging you through the door
>"Arrhythmia Dear? Are you alright?"
"H-huh? Oh! S-sorry Rarity, I kinda zoned out there for a moment..."
>Rarity stepped in front of you, frowning
>"Is that so, are you sure everything is alright?"
"Yeah...well actually, no...about last night..."
>"If you're going to apologize for last night, don't"
>You tilt your head in confusion
"Why wouldn't I?"
>"Because, you were truly upset for Anon's sake, and that makes me happy"
>Wait, so she was happy that you yelled at her? That makes no sense!
"I...but...what?"
>Rarity covered her mouth with a hoof, laughing quietly at your confusion
>"What I mean to say is if you cared that much for Anon, then I can hope that you are the pony that he needs"
"What do you mean by 'the pony that he needs'? Could you be a little less cryptic?"
>Rarity just smiles at you, shooing you deeper into her boutique with a hoof
>"I'll do my best to answer your questions, dear, but I'd like to get some work done while we chat, if you don't mind?"

>"How is Anon doing by the way, he didn't cause you too much trouble for you last night, did he?"
>Did she really have to ask something like that?
>You didn't know how to answer that question!
>You couldn't just tell her the truth about last night, but you also couldn't lie to her
>"Darling his head was bandaged, you don't have to tell me what happened but I want to know if you both are alright"
>You sigh, admitting defeat as the two of you arrived in a back room, fabric and mannequins were all over the place
"It...wasn't an easy night, that's all I'm willing to say"
>Rarity gave you a sympathetic pat on the back before trotting over to her sewing machine
>"Fair enough. Now, what is it that you wish to know, dear? Please keep in mind that I cannot tell you everything I know out of respect to Anon, and myself."
"Anything and everything...err, that you're willing to share. Please?"
>"Oh dear, and I thought I would be able to work and talk. Very well."
>Suddenly Rarity's horn burst to life, a pair of large pillows appearing from a closet
>"Come now, have a seat. You may as well rest your hooves."
>You take Rarity up on her offer and rest yourself on one of the pillows, Rarity taking the other one
>"Before I begin I must say, you simply have to let me make you a new pair of socks! I can tell that you enjoy wearing them."
"That would be wonderful, but there's plenty of time to talk about that later..."
>"Of course! Now, about Anon..."

>"As I'm sure you've noticed by now, Anon's kind don't actually exist in Equestria, nor do they exist in any of the surrounding territories."
>You remember Anon mentioning a place called earth before
>"And seeing as you are a bat pony, you probably know this better than I do...but sometimes ponies can be...unwelcoming."
>You hadn't thought of that, there were plenty of ponies that treated you differently because of that fact
>But Anon was pretty much an alien, and the only one at that
>"So, when he first arrived his life wasn't...the easiest let's just say that."
"What about you and your friends? How did you react?"
>"Well of course we were shocked but none of us cared that much about what he was, and for the most part he was happy we were there for him while he adjusted to life here."
"And what about that one mare from last night?"
>Rarity sighed and looked towards the window
>"It didn't take very long for the ponies here to realize that Anon was a good pony..err person, and one of the very first ponies to accept him was Candy Floss."
"Was that her last night?"
>Rarity simply nodded
>"Now I can't say exactly what happened between the two of them, because I don't even know...but he's never been able to get past it."
"So did they, you know..."
>"Use your imagination, darling"
>Ok, so you really didn't to use your imagination
>Your imagination was very vivid, and very inappropriate
>And you didn't want thoughts like that to include Anon...with another mare

>Wow ok, jealous much?
>Calm down Arrhythmia, calm down
>Apparently the conflict in your head was spreading to your face because Rarity began to laugh
>"Now now dear, let me finish before you start getting thoughts in your head."
"R-right, sorry. Please continue"
>"It's quite alright. Now as I said, Anon was never able to get past what happened. Whenever he would try to cozy up to another pony things would go wrong. Some times the mare would just suspiciously lose interest in him. Other times he would end up talking himself out of the relationship. Or, in my case I just couldn't give him what he wanted."
"In your case? OH! Oh wow."
>Rarity took the time to laugh while you awkwardly fumbled with what to say
>In hindsight this shouldn't have been a surprise
>It was heavily implied that they had been more than friends at one point
>At least whatever happened between them ended on good terms?
>They were still friends, so...
>"I can assure you, that Candy Floss is the only pony that you need to worry about if you intend to get closer to him, and let's be honest...you do, don't you darling?""
>How can she know that?
"I...how...?"
>"A lady doesn't reveal all her secrets, dear. Now, I've told you everything that I can...Is there anything else that I can help you with?"
>You had to take a moment to think about what you wanted to do
>Actually no, you don't even have to think about it
>You knew exactly what you wanted to do
>It was incredibly risky, but you had no other ideas
"Ah, yes actually...about those socks..."
>"Oh why yes! Of course! What about them, dear?"
"What's his favorite color?"




>"Alright Mr. Anonymous, all our tests show that you've suffered no major injuries. You're free to go, but do try to avoid running into lamp posts in the future. It's very unbecoming for a stallion such as yourself~"
>You roll your eyes at the giggling mare that stood on the other side of the check-out desk, signing your name on some dotted lines for reasons you didn't care about
"I'll try real hard not to, Redheart."
>With all the formal nonsense taken care of, you wave goodbye and make your way out of Ponyvill General
>You hated doctors visits back on earth, everything seemed so depressing
>But here in Equestria everyone was always so upbeat that even the hospital was a happy place
>It was kinda creepy, now that you think about it
>You had stopped by to get your head checked for any major damage after last night's activities, and you were pleased to hear that it was nothing more than a hit to your pride
>You won't hear the end of it from Nurse Redheart for a while
>She found it quite funny to hear that you walked straight into an immovable object
>And you didn't really mind letting her have a little bit of fun at your expense
>She was one of your good drinking buddies after all
>That mare can drink, that's for damn sure, it's a miracle she can do her job properly
>She must have some kind of hangover removal spell
>Thankfully you've never needed it
>You knew your limits and you didn't push them
>Now if only you knew what to do first...

>You had a lot more time on your hands today since you didn't sleep in, so you didn't have to rush to finish all your plans
>As you began to head away from the hospital you saw Fluttershy approaching from the opposite direction
>You waved and she hurries over to greet you
"Morning, Fluttershy!"
>"Oh um...Hi Anon. A-are you alright? Did you just come from the hospital?"
"Oh yeah, just a check up, nothing major or anything."
>She flashes a relieved smile, "O-oh that's good."
>You both begin to walk in the same direction, and you could tell something was on her mind from all the quick glances she kept giving you
"I can see you ya know, what's up?"
>She let out a surprised squeak and you couldn't help but laugh a little
>"I-I uhm...I have a question for you...That is, uhm...if you don't mind."
"Fire away."
>She probably just wanted you to help her with one of her animals like usual
>You had known her for so long and she still had trouble asking for your help, even when you accepted nearly every time
>"I-it's about Arrhythmia..."
"Oookay? What about her?"
>"W-well you know how I go to the spa with Rarity every week and we talk an--"
>You sigh and look down at the awkward pegasus beside you, shushing her
>If you let her ramble on she would just end up avoiding the question she had entirely
"The short version, please?"
>".....D-do you love her?"
>It was amazing how you managed to stay standing with how much blood had rushed to your cheeks

"Woah there sugarcube! Where is this coming from all of a sudden? Did Rarity put you up to this?"
>"N-n-no! I-I uhm could tell you w-why I asked...but you might get the tiniest bit angry at me..."
>You take a few deep breaths to try and collect yourself
>This reeked of Rarity, but Fluttershy wasn't one to tell a lie so convincingly so you decided to hear her out
"Go ahead, I promise not to get angry...probably."
>"O-ook, well... Angel woke me up really early this morning because one of the hens had escaped again...and I thought it had gone past your house...A-and I saw a light on in one of the windows so I went to go ask i-if you had maybe seen it run past..."
>Well you could see where this was going
>"A-and when I peeked in I saw you two h-hugging and you had bandages on y-your head! T-then I remembered one of the books Rarity let me borrow w-where the couple liked h-hurting each other in bed so I--"
>Goddamnit, Rarity!
"Wow, ok stop! We weren't doing THAT!"
>You hide your face in your hands, sighing once again
"You need to stop borrowing those kinds of books from Rarity, and you can't tell anyone what you saw, alright? Last night was...complicated"
>"O-ohh...s-so you aren't mad?"
"No, I said I wouldn't get mad...Did you at least find the missing hen?"
>"Oh! Yes, it turns out it wasn't missing at all! Angel counted wrong"
>God that little devil had it out for you
>Fluttershy giggled quietly, poking your leg with a hoof, "S-so does that mean no?"

"Fluttershy I haven't even had a normal day since I met her, that isn't something I've really thought about, ya know?"
>"Y-you're probably right, s-sorry for bothering you with that Anon..."
"That's alright, just promise me you won't come asking me about all the kinds of things you read in Rarity's books, please?"
>She just giggled quietly and began to fly off, "I promise!"
>That poor, poor innocent mind of hers
>As you went on your own way you couldn't help but grin though
>Fluttershy thought you were having some kinky time with Mia last night?
>It was awkward as hell, but still quite funny
>You'd have to tell Mia as well, she'd probably laugh her giant ass off and tease you about it, and you were ok with that
>You couldn't say that you didn't like Mia, because you clearly did
>But you wanted things to settle down just a bit before you thought about anything too serious
>There were still a few things you wanted to know about her
>And she probably felt the same way about you
>Maybe after you both knew each other better you could revisit these thoughts
>But for now you think it would be best to just see which direction you both were heading down the path of life
>And with one last turn you could finally see your destination come into view
>You could also see Mia coming from the opposite direction, A big smile on her face as she waved at you
>You waved back, and you both eventually met half way
>Right in front of Sugarcube Corner
"You look happy, had fun at Rarity's I take it?"
>Mia's smile only grew and you thought you could see the faintest bit of crimson on her cheeks, "I could say the same for you! And yes, Rarity was very helpful."
>You laugh, a small blush creeping up on your face
"You'll never guess what Fluttershy told me earlier..."




>It had been a few minutes since you had arrived at Sugarcube Corner with Mia
>You were there to order some cupcakes, it had already been close to 2 days since you received you gift only to have it eaten by a certain large bottomed bat horse
>And you weren't about to wait another day
>You just hoped that you could at least get a few for yourself this time
>You decided to tell her of your conversation with Fluttershy after you had quarantined her to a corner table in the main room while you waited for your order
>There weren't many ponies in the shop at the time but you still wanted to avoid the possibility of one of them overhearing
>This embarrassment was for Mia's ears only
>You were worried that you had made a grave mistake when you told her though
>She had spent a good 5 minutes laughing and it got so bad at one point that she fell over similar to Rainbow Dash, attracting some attention
>Thankfully no one heard WHY she was laughing, and eventually she recovered enough to begin teasing you endlessly about it
>"You do realize that she could be projecting, right? I'd recomend locking all the doors and windows just in case she 'sees' something and decides she wants in on the fun!"
>You roll your eyes and Mia keeps going
>"Although you could always not do that and see what happens, you know what the say about the quiet ones..."
"I don't know, and I definitely don't think I want to know either"
>"It's okay, I can be as loud as you want~"
>This fucking pony, you swear

>Thankfully you saw Pinkie bounce out from the kitchen before Mia could go any deeper down into her vault of teasing tricks
>"Hiya nonny! Hiya Mia!" Pinkie said happily as she bouced over to you, two boxes bouncing on her back with her, "I know that you only ordered one bakers dozen of cupcakes, but it's no fun if there's one box for two ponies!--People--...People Ponies!"
>You wave your hand in front of Pinkie, snapping her attention back to you
"Thank's Pinkie, you really didn't have to do that for us"
>Pinkie just smiled and reached behind her, sliding one box in front of you both
>"Nonsense! You should have seen how many cupcakes Mia ate at her party after you left, she could almost keep up with me if she tried!"
>You looked down at Mia and she was just shaking her head feverishly, a slight blush on her cheeks
>"I only ate that much that fast because I was upset, don't get the wrong idea..."
"Right. Mental note, Mia is a mood eater, hide all the ice cream..."
>You heard a bell ring as a few ponies walked into the shop, drawing Pinkie away from you and back to work
>Mia simply grinned at you, ignoring you little jab, following you as you went to leave
>"Keep talking like that and I might just eat your share too Anon"
>Now you were grinning as Mia bumped her rump against your leg
"You wouldn't dare..."
>"I don't know, would I?~"
"Well if those hips of yours are any indication..."
>She bumped against you again
>"Yes?"
>Bump
"Nothing!"
>Bump
>You just opened the gates of hell, didn't you
>Bump
>Yes, yes you did
>After a bumping her backside against you a few more times without getting a response Mia rushed ahead of you
>"Come on Anon hurry up! We're wasting precious cupcake eating time!"
>You could tell from her grin that this wasn't what was on her mind, but you didn't have a problem with it because to be honest you wanted these cupcakes too
>So you picked up your pace to catch up with her and you both rushed home, excited to enjoy a nice, conscious evening with your crazy new housemate
>However you were blissfully unaware of what was brewing in her head




>You sigh, flopping back on the guest bed, your lips curled into a smile
>So far your day was going perfectly
>You just hope it continues down that path
>When you and Anon arrived home there was a package waiting on the porch, you knew what it was but you wanted it's contents to be a surprise for Anon
>Fortunately it had your name on it so Anon didn't end up opening it, and since his hands were full with the boxes of cupcakes Pinkie had given you two earlier he didn't even pick it up
>Not that it would make a difference if he knew the weight of it, but it did add to the mystery you thought
>Plus if he didn't know what it was there wouldn't be any pressure to go through with your plan
>Because you were still unsure
>The box itself contained a new pair of socks and a little extra something that Rarity suggested
>You were planning on putting them on but you were starting to have doubts
>After everything that's happened you wanted to give Anon a special 'Thank-You'
>But you also didn't want to push your luck and go too far
>You've been testing the waters since you left Sugarcube Corner, making your teasing more suggestive than just playful jabs
>And it wasn't like he was oblivious to it, on your way back you saw him have to adjust his pants more than once
>But he never directly said anything about it
>Damnit!
>Why was it so difficult with him?
>You could easily just slip into your little surprise, trot over to his room, and ambush him!
>What's the worst that could happen?

>What a dumb question
>Sure you wouldn't die or anything
>But what if he got mad and kicked you out?
>You could probably just use your special power to calm him down and talk him out of it
>But that would be cheating
>And you weren't going to use Anon like that, you weren't going to be another Candy Floss
>This is all her fault!
>If she wasn't such a whorse you wouldn't have to put so much thought into this!
>But at the same time Anon probably wouldn't be available like this as well...
>You pull a pillow over your face and groan
>You didn't imagine it was going to be this hard
>Fucking Candy Asshole
>You sit up and throw the pillow on your face across the room, it wasn't like you were staying in this room anyway
>That's right
>Anon needed you
>Rarity had faith in your ability so you should have faith too!
>Now if only you could control your own heartbeat, because yours was going crazy
"D-don't worry, you totally got this! Just do everything that you planned..."
>You pull Rarity's gift out from under the covers and fly over to the guest bathroom and take off your usual socks, they probably need to be washed anyway
>Next you remove the lid on the box, revealing a four pristine white socks with fiery red stripes to match your eyes
>The color was Rarity's suggestion and you figured she was right, she was a fashion designer after all
>Also...she had consensual intimate relations with Anon so there's that...
>And now it was your turn hopefully

>You slip your new socks on and look back in the box
>You had only planned on the socks, but Rarity insisted on adding a piece to go with it
>She made you some matching 'panties' as she called it
>You weren't unfamiliar with the concept of wearing something to cover your private bits, it was common with dresses just in case you got a little too excited
>But you didn't see the purpose of it when the whole point was for those parts to be viable
>Who were you to judge though? Rarity knew best. It was probably a fetish or something
>As you slipped them on you realized that Rarity forgot to take your extra baggage into account though
>They were comfortable, and for a mare with an average sized rump they would fit perfectly but...
>With your size you could feel the fabric stretched across your rear, it failing to cover your entire flank by quite a bit
>As you examined yourself in the mirror you realized that this was most likely not a mistake and she had done this on purpose
>While your marehood and ponut were hidden, you could clearly see them outlined on the stretched fabric
>Wow
>Even you were staring now, this might just work!
>You excitedly trotted back into the bedroom, blushing at the odd sensation your underwear made when walking
>Now all you needed was a cupcake and some luck...




>God you hate crossword puzzles
>You were bad enough at them back on earth, but now that you were in equestria you had an even harder time with them because of ponies' lingo
>And worst of all is that you couldn't stop trying to solve them
>It was an awful addiction, but at least you didn't do drugs
>So there's that
>You wish Mia was here, you needed an excuse to stop solving this abomination
>But she had said she wanted to check out the guest room
>Technically it was hers, but she seemed so content sharing your bed earlier
>Maybe she just wanted to use that room to store her things?
>...
>All none of them?
>Well besides that secret box that was for her or whatever, but that wasn't big at all
>You sigh and set your newspaper aside, resting your head against the headboard of your bed
>She was probably just lost in her own world of cupcake bliss
>Unlike you, Mia was up to the challenge of eating all 13 she had
>You were content with just 2, saving the rest for later
>Suddenly you heard Mia's voice from the hallway
>"Hey Anon? I uhh...ate all my cupcakes but one, do you want it? I'm kinda full..."
>You weren't particularly hungry, but if she was offering...
"Yeah why not, I saved most of mine for later anyway"
>You hear an excited half screech-half squee as Mia poked her head around the door frame
>"Here Anon, catch!~"
>Before you even had a chance to react Mia rocketed the cupcake straight at your face

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