Woman (his wife): Hello?

Me: Priviet, is Mr. Peter Leppik home?

W: Sure, I'll get him.

(Children crying in the background)

Peter: Hello? How may I help you?

M: Priviet, Peter, I'm Dr. Dmitry Surov from Moscow. I'm actually calling about your ex-wife Karin.

P: What about her?

M: Well, my colleagues had sent me some research on her. She is showing an unusual amount of symptoms of various mental illness. She's been posting thousands of posts on facebook. Most of them ramblings about the government and other people in her life. That's how I got a hold of you.

P: Alright. Well, we've been divorced for 5 years. I haven't spoken to her since.

M: Of course, well... I was actually calling to see how much you could reveal about her psychological state. Did she have these issues when you were married?

P: We were married for 10 years. I ran into her here lately at a grocery store, we didn't talk but maybe... 2 minutes. She seemed a bit off. But, I'm not a professional, I can't tell you if she had issues back then. It's not my job, not my specialty.

M: Of course, I understand. I know you're both from Estonia. Is that correct?

P: I haven't really talked to her that much since the divorce.

M: During the divorce how did she react? Any different?

P: Yes. I think the Canadian court system needs to set up boundaries for people like her, people who might not be stable, she was filing ridiculous lawsuits against me.

M: Care to explain?

P: Not really.

(He starts to stutter more and breathe a bit heavier; I was trying not to push him too much.)

P: Who are you again?

M: Dr. Dmitry Surov from Moscow. Karin is displaying rare symptoms, I want to study her a bit more. Maybe even help her out.

P: Uh-huh? Well, she needs counseling.

M: Have you seen the facebook page?

P: No, I do NOT want to create a facebook. That is an extreme breach of security.

M: Of course, Mr. Leppik, but you don't need to have an account to see hers.

P: I do NOT WANT to see it and I DON'T want anything more to do with her. I have a new life.

M: Alright, sorry for the trouble.

P: It's alright, I hope you can help her.

M: Good day.

*click*