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Applejack eats yo' dick

Apr 20th, 2012
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  1. >Day 66 in Equestria
  2. >You feel cold in your little shack
  3. >Time to steal some apples
  4. >You head out and head over to Sweet Apple Acres
  5. >You spot a rainbow tail hanging off a cloud
  6. Hey Rainbow Dash
  7. >"Yeah?"
  8. Mind raining on me?
  9. >"Sure, whatever"
  10. >She washes away any filth off of you
  11. >You feel cold but fuck it
  12. Thanks
  13. >"No problem"
  14. >You squeeze out some water out of your clothing
  15. >You sneak on to the farm
  16. >Everything is going well so far
  17. >You fill your coat with apples
  18. >Time to go
  19. >"Where do you think you're going?"
  20. >You turn around and see a pony shotgun aimed at you
  21. >Shit
  22. Uh...It’s not what it looks like?
  23. >"Lying ain't helping ya"
  24. >Fuck
  25. Uh Applejack this isn't you...
  26. >"I know...you have till the count of three till I start shooting"
  27. >You get ready to run
  28. >"Run"
  29. >You turn around feeling fear pumping you to run
  30. >"Three"
  31. >All you feel is pain in your head and back
  32. >You black out
  33. *******
  34. >You wake up
  35. >Oh god the pain
  36. >You look around
  37. >Darkness
  38. >So much pain
  39. >You try to move but you can't
  40. Arrgggghhhh
  41. >"Quiet down there"
  42. >Applejack...you bitch
  43. YOU CHEAT!
  44. >"I cheat? I CHEAT? YOU BEEN STEALING OUR APPLES...OUR HARD WORK..."
  45. >You see her come out of the shawdows with an angry expression
  46. Look I’m sorry…I DIDN’T MEAN TO STEAL!...I have no job…I would have died STARVING!
  47. >”You shouldn’t have done that”
  48. >She spits to the floor
  49. >”Now…you’re varmint…and what we do with varmint…we eat them”
  50. >OH GOD
  51. NO! PLEASE NO! I PROMISE I WON’T EVER STEAL AGAIN! I WON’T TELL ANYONE! JUST LET ME GO PLEASE!
  52. >She gives you a smile
  53. >”I’m sorry Anon…if you wanted work we could have given it to you. What a shame”
  54. >You look into her eyes…
  55. FUCK YOU!
  56. >You just piss her off
  57. >She turns around and buck you in the stomach
  58. >More pain
  59. AARRRGGGGHHHHH!
  60. >She just laughs
  61. >You hear movement
  62. >The room is brighter
  63. >Big Mac in an apron comes toward you
  64. >BM: “Hmmmm”
  65. Big Mac…Bro? Dude this isn’t like you…
  66. >BM: “Nnnnope”
  67. Then let me LEAVE DUDE!
  68. >BM: “Nnnope”
  69. >He just laughs and heads through the door
  70. >You examine the room more
  71. >There is a meat grinder and a table with a tub on it
  72. >Applejack and Big MacIntosh come back in the room
  73. Why would you do this?
  74. >AJ: “For your meat”
  75. >But p0nies don’t eat meat
  76. I taste chewy…might as well let me live
  77. >You try to give them a grin
  78. >BM: “Nnnope”
  79. >AJ: “Nice try sugarcube”
  80. >She has a saddlebag filled with different types of knives
  81. >Big Mac has some as well in a saddlebag
  82. >Fuck…
  83. >Applejack takes out a knife
  84. >Your heart starts to beat faster
  85. >You suddenly realized that you’re nude
  86. PLEASE APPLEJACK! DON’T KILL ME! PLEASE!
  87. >Your heart beats even faster and your eyes fill with tears
  88. >You see Applejack swing the knife down in front of you
  89. >She cut off your dick
  90. ARRRGGGGGHHHHHH! *GASP* AARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH! YOU CRAZY BITCH! *GASP* ARRRRGGGHHHHH
  91. >She puts the knife away in her saddlebag and picks up your chopped off dick
  92. >AJ: “Fanks Sugarfube”
  93. >She leaves you with your dick in your mouth
  94. >You scream some more and then look at Big Mac
  95. >BM: “Bye-bye Anon”
  96. >He stabs a knife into your heart
  97. >You feel coldness coming over you
  98. >Your one regret is…
  99. The End
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