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  1. 5 21 12:52:21 <DamienLunas> Now then
  2. 5 21 12:52:25 <DamienLunas> When we last left our heroes
  3. 5 21 12:52:35 <DamienLunas> they thought they had defeated their final enemy in Seiryu
  4. 5 21 12:52:37 <DamienLunas> however
  5. 5 21 12:52:42 <DamienLunas> another challenge awaits them
  6. 5 21 12:52:46 <DamienLunas> as the stairway to heaven descends
  7. 5 21 12:53:00 <DamienLunas> And now they will soon face their true final battle.
  8. 5 21 12:53:03 <Mira> (AND THEY'RE BUYING A STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIRWAY TO HEAVENNNNN)
  9. 5 21 12:53:05 <DamienLunas> Who will come out on top?
  10. 5 21 12:53:09 <Mira> (/me guitar solos)
  11. 5 21 12:53:10 <DamienLunas> Heaven or hell... LET'S ROCK!
  12. 5 21 12:53:33 <DamienLunas> Episode 25 - Dark Justice!
  13. 5 21 12:53:36 * Kaingaskhan is now known as Hope
  14. 5 21 12:54:00  Klark (Goes to put on his Guilty Gear music.)
  15. 5 21 12:54:59 <DamienLunas> Now
  16. 5 21 12:55:09 <DamienLunas> Arthur is still lying very injured on the floor, as are many of your pokemon.
  17. 5 21 12:55:22 <Hope> (We rewound a bit?)
  18. 5 21 12:55:24 <DamienLunas> (yes)
  19. 5 21 12:55:33 <DamienLunas> Everyone tell me which one of your pokemon are injured
  20. 5 21 12:55:37 <Klark> (Oh good)
  21. 5 21 12:55:49 <DamienLunas> and if you want klark to try to heal them.
  22. 5 21 12:55:51 <Arthur> (eurus, lev, ostria down, other three fine)
  23. 5 21 12:56:02 <Arthur> (would rather like the latter two back up to par)
  24. 5 21 12:56:05 <DamienLunas> Speaking of which, klark, see how arthur looks?
  25. 5 21 12:56:07 <Saru> (Zhu and Sai-fon, hold on, i cleared out my combat tracker)
  26. 5 21 12:56:23  Mira just heals up her pokemon via Blessing
  27. 5 21 12:56:32 <DamienLunas> (roll them)
  28. 5 21 12:56:42  Klark Walks on over to where Arther is out cold, grunting he squats down to check if he is even still alive.
  29. 5 21 12:56:50 <Hope> (Galix is down unless Klark healed him, for some reason he's still at top HP on my sheet when he shouldn't be. Trixie is heavily injured and in miracle sleep, Nix has a minor scuff, everyone else is fine looks like)
  30. 5 21 12:56:51 <DamienLunas> roll perception for the lulz :D
  31. 5 21 12:56:59 <Mira> 4#1d20+20
  32. 5 21 12:57:04 <Mira> :I
  33. 5 21 12:57:11  DiceMaid-9001 (DiceMaid-9@sux-EADD5C74) has joined #TurfWars
  34. 5 21 12:57:15 <Saru> (erry time)
  35. 5 21 12:57:16  Arthur isn't that bad off.
  36. 5 21 12:57:24 <DamienLunas> I'm the judge of that bitch.
  37. 5 21 12:57:27 <Mira> 4#1d20+20
  38. 5 21 12:57:28 <DiceMaid-9001> Mira, 4#1d20+20: 34 [1d20=14], 40 [1d20=20], 28 [1d20=8], 39 [1d20=19]
  39. 5 21 12:57:29 <DamienLunas> klark, roll perception
  40. 5 21 12:57:33 <Saru> (no wait, Zhu got healed back up after first fight)
  41. 5 21 12:57:36 <Klark> 1d20+1
  42. 5 21 12:57:36 <Mira> yep, everyone's okay
  43. 5 21 12:57:36 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, 1d20+1: 15 [1d20=14]
  44. 5 21 12:57:42 <Mira> and I have one blessing left
  45. 5 21 12:57:43 <Mira> ...two
  46. 5 21 12:57:49 <Six> (brb in a few minutes, making lunch)
  47. 5 21 12:58:01 <Klark> (om nom delicious fiberone bar.)
  48. 5 21 12:58:22 <DamienLunas> he looks like a lot of it is from exhaustion, but you can't quite tell if he has as much physical injuries due to all his thick clothes. It's possible they're mostly internal.
  49. 5 21 12:59:32  Klark He groans, "God damn it Arthur I don't know if I can fix this."
  50. 5 21 13:00:23  Hope walks over.
  51. 5 21 13:00:28 <Hope> "How bad is it?"
  52. 5 21 13:01:07  Mira rubs at her temples. "It might be kinder to make him comfortable and leave him here."
  53. 5 21 13:01:08 <DamienLunas> hope, roll perception
  54. 5 21 13:01:13  Klark Motions, "Nothing obvious, and that's what worries me. I can fix stuff I can see but when you go deeper it all get muddled and fuzzy."
  55. 5 21 13:01:14 <Saru> (huh actually dont think Sai-fon actually got hit, so she's fine)
  56. 5 21 13:01:14 <Hope> 1d20+6
  57. 5 21 13:01:15 <DiceMaid-9001> Hope, 1d20+6: 7 [1d20=1]
  58. 5 21 13:01:19 <DamienLunas> OH GOD HE'S DEAD
  59. 5 21 13:01:20 <Six> (ok back)
  60. 5 21 13:01:26 <Hope> D=
  61. 5 21 13:01:40 <Hope> "Is he..."
  62. 5 21 13:01:45 <Mira> "If we get him back on his feet, he's just going to get himself knocked out again."
  63. 5 21 13:01:50 <Saru> (what exactly do we have body focus doing now?)
  64. 5 21 13:01:50 <Mira> "D:"
  65. 5 21 13:01:58  Mira scuttles over to look at Arthur.
  66. 5 21 13:02:01 <DamienLunas> (eh, full hp)
  67. 5 21 13:02:04 <DamienLunas> mira, perception
  68. 5 21 13:02:17 <Mira> 1d20+8
  69. 5 21 13:02:18 <DiceMaid-9001> Mira, 1d20+8: 23 [1d20=15]
  70. 5 21 13:02:20 <Klark> "Nono, he is alive as far as I can tell. Just battered to hell and back."
  71. 5 21 13:02:35 <Saru> "I could use that trick the ninja's taught me to get him back up. I think we're going to need everyone for what's coming next."
  72. 5 21 13:03:04 <Klark> "True...But if he paints a big target on himself again..."
  73. 5 21 13:03:46 <Saru> "We'll deal with that if we have to."
  74. 5 21 13:03:54 <Mira> "....When did he have time to bandage himself up?" Mira starts yanking on Arthur's shirt to get a better look.
  75. 5 21 13:04:11 <Klark> (...What?)
  76. 5 21 13:04:17 <Arthur> (what indeed.)
  77. 5 21 13:04:18 <Saru> "Huh?"
  78. 5 21 13:04:20 <DamienLunas> Removing his shirt?
  79. 5 21 13:04:23 <Mira> (what indeed)
  80. 5 21 13:04:24 <Mira> yes
  81. 5 21 13:04:45  Klark Blinks and goes to assist Mira. "I have no idea...How old are these?"
  82. 5 21 13:04:54 <DamienLunas> he seems to have his chest tightly wrapped in bandages.
  83. 5 21 13:04:56 <Six> "Geez, talk about a time to start being reckless. Whatever, just get him back up on his feet. No immortal gets left behind. Not even Snooty McSnootsnoot."
  84. 5 21 13:04:59  Hope just watches.
  85. 5 21 13:05:09 <Hope> (In during edmund)
  86. 5 21 13:05:45 <Mira> (that's what I said when I got the perception result)
  87. 5 21 13:06:01  Mira checks them for obvious bleeding out or anything that would indicate they needed to be messed with
  88. 5 21 13:06:19 <DamienLunas> you can't even see any trace of blood on the bandages
  89. 5 21 13:06:46 <Mira> "...Better leave them if they don't need to be changed. I think."
  90. 5 21 13:06:54  Klark Shrugs, "Maybe a rib is bruised or broken? Wish he would have told us about it though."
  91. 5 21 13:07:11 <Hope> "Why would he even bandage himself if he wasn't injured?"
  92. 5 21 13:07:16  Hope moves over to look.
  93. 5 21 13:07:27 <DamienLunas> hope, perception?
  94. 5 21 13:07:32 <Hope> "Maybe he has a nasty looking scar..."
  95. 5 21 13:07:35 <Hope> 1d20+6
  96. 5 21 13:07:35 <DiceMaid-9001> Hope, 1d20+6: 21 [1d20=15]
  97. 5 21 13:07:44 <DamienLunas> 1d20 shiny?
  98. 5 21 13:07:46 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, shiny?: 20 [1d20=20]
  99. 5 21 13:07:55 <Six> (hahaha)
  100. 5 21 13:07:55 <Mira> (:c?)
  101. 5 21 13:07:56 <DamienLunas> (I accidentally ur 20)
  102. 5 21 13:08:22 <Klark> (I think we deserve a shiny for you stealing our crit =P)
  103. 5 21 13:08:25 <Mira> (I'm going to have to leave sevenish as well probably, so can we move this along :C)
  104. 5 21 13:08:36  Hope frowns and begins trying to move the bandages.
  105. 5 21 13:08:44 <DamienLunas> Remove Bandages? Y/N
  106. 5 21 13:08:47 <Hope> Y
  107. 5 21 13:08:58 <DamienLunas> Hope starts undoing Arthur's bandages...
  108. 5 21 13:08:59 <DamienLunas> ...
  109. 5 21 13:09:03 <DamienLunas> Well everyone
  110. 5 21 13:09:06 <DamienLunas> say hi to arthur's breasts.
  111. 5 21 13:09:12 <Mira> what.
  112. 5 21 13:09:28 <Hope> "...Oh."
  113. 5 21 13:09:30 <Arthur> (surprise!)
  114. 5 21 13:09:35 <DamienLunas> they're small, but that's definitely female anatomy there.
  115. 5 21 13:09:52 <Hope> "Oh hey, Arthur's a chick."
  116. 5 21 13:09:58  Klark Blinks and then starts to massage his temples. "God damn it. Like we need more weirdness right now."
  117. 5 21 13:10:00 <Saru> "What?"
  118. 5 21 13:10:05  Mira goes bright red and covers her eyes. After a moment's thought, she covers Muirin's eyes too.
  119. 5 21 13:10:10  Hope begins binding them back.
  120. 5 21 13:10:23  Six ._.s
  121. 5 21 13:10:30 <Hope> "Let's pretend we never found out and we can all mess with him later."
  122. 5 21 13:10:33 <Hope> "Her."
  123. 5 21 13:10:38 <Hope> "Something."
  124. 5 21 13:10:40 <Klark> "Yeah, deal."
  125. 5 21 13:10:46 <DamienLunas> haha
  126. 5 21 13:10:47 <DamienLunas> okay
  127. 5 21 13:10:48  Six flails
  128. 5 21 13:10:51 <DamienLunas> Hope bandages him back up.
  129. 5 21 13:10:54  Saru shakes his head.
  130. 5 21 13:11:02 <Six> "whasdjhsjdhsahdkas!"
  131. 5 21 13:11:08 <Saru> "We have more important things to worry about right now."
  132. 5 21 13:11:12 <Mira> Muirin wriggles, what's going on D:
  133. 5 21 13:11:16 <Hope> "Yup."
  134. 5 21 13:11:17 <Klark> "My thoughts exactly Six."
  135. 5 21 13:11:22 <Hope> "Let's get Arthur up and go."
  136. 5 21 13:11:26 <DamienLunas> Okay.
  137. 5 21 13:11:41 <DamienLunas> klark, distribute healings. A max potion would be fine for arthur.
  138. 5 21 13:12:05 <Arthur> (I'd like at least something to take Eurus out of death range, but he can be kept in safe negatives)
  139. 5 21 13:12:31 <Arthur> (But my other two that are down...probably might need help, at least Ostria is easy to restore)
  140. 5 21 13:12:36  Hope would heal Eurus right now if she had anything.
  141. 5 21 13:12:55 <Hope> (Lemme look)
  142. 5 21 13:12:57 <Mira> 1d20+20 blessing on eurus
  143. 5 21 13:12:57 <DiceMaid-9001> Mira, blessing on eurus: 38 [1d20=18]
  144. 5 21 13:13:03 <DamienLunas> come on, who's hurt?
  145. 5 21 13:13:11 <Saru> (Arthur herself is getting max potioned, right?)
  146. 5 21 13:13:15 <Klark> 7 1d20 heals 5 2d20s 3 3d20s
  147. 5 21 13:13:20 <Saru> (Zhu is down about 30 still)
  148. 5 21 13:13:23 <Arthur> (yeah that saves him)
  149. 5 21 13:13:23  Hope holds the dragonair as Mira heals him.
  150. 5 21 13:13:32 <Hope> "...Thanks. Arthur is so reckless..."
  151. 5 21 13:13:34 <Mira> (I have one mega healing left and one little healing left)
  152. 5 21 13:13:36 <Saru> (otherwise im fine across the board, rather shockingly)
  153. 5 21 13:13:37  Arthur jumps right up. "gjsglkjdfgsdugh."
  154. 5 21 13:13:44 <Six> (Ivan is down, but all my other mans are fine)
  155. 5 21 13:13:47  Hope returns Eurus and hands over the ball to Arthur with a glare.
  156. 5 21 13:13:48  Saru goes over to Arthur.
  157. 5 21 13:13:48  Arthur is still shirtless?
  158. 5 21 13:13:55  Hope put his shirt back on
  159. 5 21 13:13:57  Mira goes bright red and covers Muirin's eyes again.
  160. 5 21 13:14:04 <Arthur> "Oh thank god he's ali..."
  161. 5 21 13:14:06 <Arthur> "..."
  162. 5 21 13:14:09 <Saru> "We need to talk later, but we finish this first. Try not to die."
  163. 5 21 13:14:15  Arthur takes a couple steps back from the group and stares.
  164. 5 21 13:14:25 <Klark> "Busy now. Talk later."
  165. 5 21 13:14:30 <Arthur> "...Fine."
  166. 5 21 13:14:37  Six D:s right back at Arthur.
  167. 5 21 13:14:42 <Hope> "We have a fifth floor to take care of, looks like."
  168. 5 21 13:14:50 <DamienLunas> Galix, Lev, Ostria, Eurus, Zhu, sai-fon...
  169. 5 21 13:14:54 <DamienLunas> those are all injured right
  170. 5 21 13:14:58 <Hope> (Yup)
  171. 5 21 13:14:59  Arthur lets the other unconscious two out. "I think... I at least thing Lev should see this. And Ostria is my wild card."
  172. 5 21 13:15:00 <DamienLunas> anything else
  173. 5 21 13:15:05 <Saru> (Sai-fon is not, actually.)
  174. 5 21 13:15:08 <DamienLunas> oh
  175. 5 21 13:15:08 <Klark> 1d20+6 On my Leafeon atleast
  176. 5 21 13:15:08 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, On my Leafeon atleast: 16 [1d20=10]
  177. 5 21 13:15:09 <DamienLunas> okay
  178. 5 21 13:15:15 <DamienLunas> is that twice your int mod klark
  179. 5 21 13:15:29  Saru punches Six in the shoulder. "Focus, old buddy. Worry about it later."
  180. 5 21 13:15:30 <DamienLunas> because you realize it's twice your int mod now
  181. 5 21 13:15:35 <Klark> ..I did not.
  182. 5 21 13:15:39 <Klark> that would be +12
  183. 5 21 13:15:42 <DamienLunas> okay
  184. 5 21 13:15:51 <Six> (as I said, Ivan is also injured)
  185. 5 21 13:16:04 <DamienLunas> mira, your pokes are good?
  186. 5 21 13:16:09  Arthur adjusts his shirt and hmphs. "Can't believe you didn't even respect privacy like that..."
  187. 5 21 13:16:13 <Mira> mine are good
  188. 5 21 13:16:26 <Hope> (How does he know we did anything)
  189. 5 21 13:16:28 <DamienLunas> Arthur, it's not like she didn't bandage you back up
  190. 5 21 13:16:30 <DamienLunas> oh.
  191. 5 21 13:16:31 <Hope> (I said Hope put his shirt back on)
  192. 5 21 13:16:33 <DamienLunas> well actually...
  193. 5 21 13:16:39 <DamienLunas> come to think of it arthur can kind of see the past :P
  194. 5 21 13:16:43 <Arthur> (yyyyeah)
  195. 5 21 13:16:53 <Arthur> (And his shirt was off after he woke up)
  196. 5 21 13:16:57 <Mira> "Arthur, if you want us to respect your privacy, don't require us to heal you so often." Mira sounds...oddly angry.
  197. 5 21 13:16:58 <DamienLunas> no his shirt was on.
  198. 5 21 13:17:21 <Arthur> (either way he'd look back to see what the fight was like)
  199. 5 21 13:17:23 <Klark> "Any one else need patching up before we go up?"
  200. 5 21 13:17:25 <DamienLunas> but he does see the past, and yeah that.
  201. 5 21 13:17:34 <DamienLunas> seriously LAST CALL FOR HEALING
  202. 5 21 13:17:37 <DamienLunas> SO WE CAN FUCKING MOVE ON
  203. 5 21 13:17:40 <Saru> "Zhu's a little beat up."
  204. 5 21 13:17:57 <Arthur> (LEV AND OSTRIA. PLEASE. THey are both roughly at -50% I didn't keep track(
  205. 5 21 13:18:09 <Klark> 1d20+12 For Zhu
  206. 5 21 13:18:10 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, For Zhu: 13 [1d20=1]
  207. 5 21 13:18:10 <Hope> "Only Galix is down but I think he'll be fine."
  208. 5 21 13:18:10 <Mira> "...I'm pretty much at my limit. Mind taking care of this, Klark?"
  209. 5 21 13:18:26 <Klark> (Damn it dicemaid)
  210. 5 21 13:18:34 <Klark> 1d20+12 Again on Zhu
  211. 5 21 13:18:34 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, Again on Zhu: 15 [1d20=3]
  212. 5 21 13:18:46 <Klark> (...Atleast I am using the low rolls?)
  213. 5 21 13:18:46 <Saru> (good enough, yeeesh)
  214. 5 21 13:19:02 <Klark> 1d20+12 Lev
  215. 5 21 13:19:02 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, Lev: 25 [1d20=13]
  216. 5 21 13:19:44 <Arthur> (-19 then)
  217. 5 21 13:19:46 <Klark> 1d20+12 Lev Again Get up.
  218. 5 21 13:19:47 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, Lev Again Get up.: 16 [1d20=4]
  219. 5 21 13:19:56 <Klark> (Or stay down. Thats cool too)
  220. 5 21 13:20:09 <DamienLunas> -3/97
  221. 5 21 13:20:11  Klark has quit (Quit: Klark)
  222. 5 21 13:20:17 <DamienLunas> ararrdsla;gkjawef
  223. 5 21 13:20:27  CounterBeard (CounterBea@sux-8C0E813E.lsanca.fios.verizon.net) has joined #TurfWars
  224. 5 21 13:20:30 * CounterBeard is now known as Klark
  225. 5 21 13:20:31 <Mira> (oh good)
  226. 5 21 13:20:37 <DamienLunas> it's -3/97 hp
  227. 5 21 13:20:38 <Mira> (we were afraid you'd ragequit)
  228. 5 21 13:20:39 <Klark> (Warhrghgh Stupid chrome)
  229. 5 21 13:20:44 <Saru> (haha)
  230. 5 21 13:20:58 <Klark> (I have two more little heals.)
  231. 5 21 13:21:04 <Klark> 1d20+12 I SAID UP DAMNIT
  232. 5 21 13:21:05 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, I SAID UP DAMNIT: 14 [1d20=2]
  233. 5 21 13:21:10 <Klark> (...)
  234. 5 21 13:21:10 <DamienLunas> he up
  235. 5 21 13:21:16 <DamienLunas> <M-Master...>
  236. 5 21 13:21:24 <DamienLunas> <Are you okay?>
  237. 5 21 13:21:33 <Arthur> "Fine. Just fine."
  238. 5 21 13:21:41 <Arthur> "There's a fifth one, you know."
  239. 5 21 13:21:55 <Arthur> "You... I may not want to use you against him. You're still hurt."
  240. 5 21 13:22:09 <Arthur> "But you should be there to see us win, right?"
  241. 5 21 13:22:14 <DamienLunas> (who?)
  242. 5 21 13:22:17 <DamienLunas> (Lev?)
  243. 5 21 13:22:20 <Arthur> (yes)
  244. 5 21 13:22:35 <DamienLunas> <I want to fight for you though, master!>
  245. 5 21 13:22:49 <DamienLunas> (if anything has high amounts of hp)
  246. 5 21 13:22:54 <DamienLunas> (its heal pulse should be great for that)
  247. 5 21 13:23:14  Arthur puts Ostria next to him. "Right. Everyone else hurt, get in for the big one."
  248. 5 21 13:23:23 <Klark> (All of my Mans have Hueg HP.)
  249. 5 21 13:23:24 <DamienLunas> it's not aoe in my game remember
  250. 5 21 13:23:33 <Klark> (Is it target?)
  251. 5 21 13:23:35 <DamienLunas> klark, any of yours need +50%?
  252. 5 21 13:23:35 <DamienLunas> yes
  253. 5 21 13:23:38 <DamienLunas> single target
  254. 5 21 13:24:26 <Klark> (Only things out are Rock and Cactus. Having Cactus back would be nice but if some one else needs it more go for it.)
  255. 5 21 13:24:44  Hope lets out Dixie.
  256. 5 21 13:24:50 <Hope> "Wish, please."
  257. 5 21 13:24:56 <DamienLunas> dixie uses wish on lev?
  258. 5 21 13:24:57 <Hope> Levanter gets Wished, Arthur.
  259. 5 21 13:25:05 <Arthur> (and who gets pulsed)
  260. 5 21 13:25:24 <Arthur> 55/88 good enough
  261. 5 21 13:25:30 <Klark> 1d20+12 On LUCHABEAR if no one wants the little heal.
  262. 5 21 13:25:30 <DamienLunas> lev is now at 60/97
  263. 5 21 13:25:31 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, On LUCHABEAR if no one wants the little heal.: 15 [1d20=3]
  264. 5 21 13:25:36 <DamienLunas> haha oh wow.
  265. 5 21 13:25:52 <Arthur> (Where are you getting 97 from)
  266. 5 21 13:25:58 <DamienLunas> that's what it says on his sheet
  267. 5 21 13:26:00  Mira calls out Ainfean for another wish - rock or cactus, klark?
  268. 5 21 13:26:01 <Arthur> (15*3+43)
  269. 5 21 13:26:13 <Arthur> http://paradoxhaze.wikidot.com/arthur
  270. 5 21 13:26:17 <DamienLunas> wait oh
  271. 5 21 13:26:22 <Arthur> (you're looking at the bird)
  272. 5 21 13:26:23 <DamienLunas> nevermind I was looking at zephyr's hp
  273. 5 21 13:26:23  Six is just standing there with his arms crossed, twitching in horror occasionally.
  274. 5 21 13:26:38  Arthur tries his best to look professional.
  275. 5 21 13:26:47 <DamienLunas> klark will you accept bringing everything back to full in exchange for all your healing power for the rest of the day
  276. 5 21 13:26:52 <DamienLunas> so we can MAKE THIS FUCKING SIMPLE
  277. 5 21 13:26:56 <Klark> (Deal.)
  278. 5 21 13:27:00 <DamienLunas> EVERYTHING
  279. 5 21 13:27:01 <DamienLunas> FULL HEAL
  280. 5 21 13:27:01 <Mira> (THANK YOU)
  281. 5 21 13:27:01 <DamienLunas> DONE.
  282. 5 21 13:27:03 <DamienLunas> FUCK.
  283. 5 21 13:27:06 <DamienLunas> OKAY
  284. 5 21 13:27:09 <DamienLunas> ASCENDING
  285. 5 21 13:27:18 <DamienLunas> KOHRYU COMES OFF HIS THRONE
  286. 5 21 13:27:22  Mira keeps Ainfean out as they go up the stairs in any case :3c
  287. 5 21 13:27:30 <DamienLunas> THROWS OUT THE MOTHERFUCKING YELLOW DRAGON
  288. 5 21 13:27:35 <Arthur> "...What is with these people and fish."
  289. 5 21 13:27:38 <DamienLunas> DEXES AND SPEEDS
  290. 5 21 13:27:50 <Arthur> dex 11 speed 21 hoerse
  291. 5 21 13:27:58 <Saru> (Bergerac 29 | Dex 22)
  292. 5 21 13:28:15 <Hope> "Go, Nix!"
  293. 5 21 13:28:19 <Klark> (Dex 12 Sending out Rem Spd 4 and Rom Spd Last)
  294. 5 21 13:28:19 <Hope> Dex 6 Speed 15
  295. 5 21 13:28:36 * DamienLunas has changed the topic to: Saru 22, Six 21, Klark 12, Arthur 11, Mira 8, Kohryu 8, Hope 6
  296. 5 21 13:29:09 <Mira> (mira 8, Ainfean 23)
  297. 5 21 13:29:38 <Six> (Six is 20 dex not 21, and sending out Breaker, speed 10)
  298. 5 21 13:30:09 * DamienLunas has changed the topic to: Saru 22, Six 20, Klark 12, Arthur 11, Mira 8, Kohryu 8, Hope 6 | Luvdisc, Bergerac 29, Ainfean 23, Scirocco 21, Hope's pokemon 15, Breaker 10, Rem 4, Rom Last
  299. 5 21 13:30:19 <DamienLunas> that's everyone right
  300. 5 21 13:30:22 <DamienLunas> let's do this.
  301. 5 21 13:30:24 <DamienLunas> Saru's turn.
  302. 5 21 13:30:36 <DamienLunas> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LO60CBjrg0
  303. 5 21 13:30:44  Anonymous (Anonymous@sux-13F03645.jan.bellsouth.net) has joined #TurfWars
  304. 5 21 13:30:47 * Anonymous is now known as HopeOnARope
  305. 5 21 13:30:52 <Saru> (Intuitive Logic, 7 moves from feesh)
  306. 5 21 13:30:53 <Klark> (Aww yeah.)
  307. 5 21 13:30:56 <HopeOnARope> !dm9001 lastlines #10
  308. 5 21 13:31:12  Saru relays what he finds out about the yellow dragon fishface thing.
  309. 5 21 13:31:15 <DamienLunas> ice beam
  310. 5 21 13:31:15 <DamienLunas> blizzard
  311. 5 21 13:31:15 <DamienLunas> protect
  312. 5 21 13:31:15 <DamienLunas> rain dance
  313. 5 21 13:31:15 <DamienLunas> double team
  314. 5 21 13:31:15 <DamienLunas> Scald
  315. 5 21 13:31:15 <DamienLunas> Surf
  316. 5 21 13:31:20  Hope has quit (Ping timeout)
  317. 5 21 13:31:54 <DamienLunas> 1d2
  318. 5 21 13:31:56 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d2: 2 [1d2=2]
  319. 5 21 13:32:28 <DamienLunas> okay
  320. 5 21 13:32:30 <DamienLunas> Six's turn
  321. 5 21 13:33:15 <DamienLunas> six
  322. 5 21 13:33:28  Six holds off on acting for now.
  323. 5 21 13:33:32 <DamienLunas> Klark
  324. 5 21 13:33:52  Arthur looks to the side. "He's pointing a sword at you, you realize."
  325. 5 21 13:33:54 <Klark> (pass)
  326. 5 21 13:34:00 <DamienLunas> Arthur
  327. 5 21 13:34:23  Arthur starts charging up his horse anyway.
  328. 5 21 13:34:31 <DamienLunas> bweeowoeow
  329. 5 21 13:34:36 <Arthur> (thundershock, lightningrod'd, motor drive)
  330. 5 21 13:34:37 <DamienLunas> Mira
  331. 5 21 13:34:45 <DamienLunas> new speed?
  332. 5 21 13:34:51 <Arthur> (26)
  333. 5 21 13:34:52 <Mira> (hey guys, what do you need blessed the most)
  334. 5 21 13:35:09 <Mira> (Sdef?)
  335. 5 21 13:35:15 <Klark> (Sounds about right to me.)
  336. 5 21 13:35:15 <HopeOnARope> (Anything is good for Nix)
  337. 5 21 13:35:15 * DamienLunas has changed the topic to: Saru 22, Six 20, Klark 12, Arthur 11, Mira 8, Kohryu 8, Hope 6 | Luvdisc, Bergerac 29, Scirocco 26, Ainfean 23, Hope's pokemon 15, Breaker 10, Rem 4, Rom Last
  338. 5 21 13:35:18 <Arthur> (attack would be neat)
  339. 5 21 13:35:32 <Saru> (im okay with either Atk or SpAtk)
  340. 5 21 13:35:32 <Six> (huh)
  341. 5 21 13:35:40 <Six> (what happens if there's two pokemon with lightningrod out?)
  342. 5 21 13:35:43 <HopeOnARope> (I said it was Nix, DL)
  343. 5 21 13:35:50 <HopeOnARope> (Closest one, Six)
  344. 5 21 13:35:56 <Mira> (Atk it is)
  345. 5 21 13:35:58 <DamienLunas> what else has lightningrod
  346. 5 21 13:36:01 <DamienLunas> okay
  347. 5 21 13:36:02 <Arthur> (or the targeted one)
  348. 5 21 13:36:03 <DamienLunas> atk buffed
  349. 5 21 13:36:05 <DamienLunas> for everyone
  350. 5 21 13:36:09  Mira casts Attack Blessing! +1 CS for y'all
  351. 5 21 13:36:18 <DamienLunas> Kohryu's turn.
  352. 5 21 13:36:18 <Six> (Jax has lightningrod. He isn't out, I was just wondering)
  353. 5 21 13:36:25 <DamienLunas> The suit of armor marches forward
  354. 5 21 13:36:30 <DamienLunas> and swings a heavy sword at mira!
  355. 5 21 13:36:31 <DamienLunas> 1d20
  356. 5 21 13:36:32 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d20: 8 [1d20=8]
  357. 5 21 13:36:39 <Arthur> "SEE I TOLD YOU."
  358. 5 21 13:36:39 <Mira> hits
  359. 5 21 13:36:40 <DamienLunas> 7d10+20
  360. 5 21 13:36:41 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 7d10+20: 71 [7d10=10,8,6,3,9,6,9]
  361. 5 21 13:36:46 <Mira> (ouch)
  362. 5 21 13:37:09  Mira cringes as she gets whalloped by the sword.
  363. 5 21 13:37:15 <Klark> (Shit.)
  364. 5 21 13:37:22 <Arthur> (Lev is out but standing back so if you need a heal pulse just say so)
  365. 5 21 13:37:28 <Arthur> (he acts at speed 20)
  366. 5 21 13:37:39 <DamienLunas> okay
  367. 5 21 13:37:42 <DamienLunas> Hope's turn
  368. 5 21 13:37:50  HopeOnARope spreads out, wielding her crowbar defensively.
  369. 5 21 13:37:58 <DamienLunas> Luvdisc's turn!
  370. 5 21 13:38:02 <DamienLunas> It starts raining!
  371. 5 21 13:38:05 <DamienLunas> The luvdisc splits into four!
  372. 5 21 13:38:21 <DamienLunas> Bergerac's turn
  373. 5 21 13:38:29 <Saru> (Double Team, splits into 4)
  374. 5 21 13:38:34 <Mira> (that was only about half my hp on a high roll, so I'm okay)
  375. 5 21 13:38:40 <Mira> (hey arthur make yourself useful)
  376. 5 21 13:38:43 <Mira> (which is the real one)
  377. 5 21 13:38:49 <Arthur> (I don't have that, remember)
  378. 5 21 13:38:59 <DamienLunas> (She's a stupid bitch, remember?)
  379. 5 21 13:39:00 <Mira> (USELESS)
  380. 5 21 13:39:03 <Arthur> (That said the hoerse can STILL paralyze them all at once)
  381. 5 21 13:39:17 <DamienLunas> bergerac's turn
  382. 5 21 13:39:38  Saru ... Bergerac also splits into four.
  383. 5 21 13:39:48 <DamienLunas> Scirocco's turn
  384. 5 21 13:39:52 <DamienLunas> what is bergerac?
  385. 5 21 13:39:56 <DamienLunas> emolga right
  386. 5 21 13:40:03 <Arthur> The horse does indeed paralyze all of them at once.
  387. 5 21 13:40:06 <DamienLunas> 1d4
  388. 5 21 13:40:07 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d4: 1 [1d4=1]
  389. 5 21 13:40:07 <DamienLunas> 1d4
  390. 5 21 13:40:08 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d4: 4 [1d4=4]
  391. 5 21 13:40:15 <DamienLunas> You paralyze the real one!
  392. 5 21 13:40:18 <DamienLunas> Hydration cured its paralysis!
  393. 5 21 13:40:25 <Arthur> "PSSST."
  394. 5 21 13:40:36 <DamienLunas> it's not possible to tell
  395. 5 21 13:40:38 <Arthur> "Might be a good time to do the sunny thing."
  396. 5 21 13:40:43 <DamienLunas> which was the real one though
  397. 5 21 13:40:50 <DamienLunas> since it ended up doing absolutely nothing.
  398. 5 21 13:40:53 <DamienLunas> ainfean's turn
  399. 5 21 13:41:12 <Mira> how many can I hit with a pass attack?
  400. 5 21 13:41:17 <DamienLunas> 2
  401. 5 21 13:41:25 <Mira> okay, let's do the rightmost two
  402. 5 21 13:41:29 <Mira> 1d20 shadow claw
  403. 5 21 13:41:29 <DiceMaid-9001> Mira, shadow claw: 8 [1d20=8]
  404. 5 21 13:41:31 <DamienLunas> miss
  405. 5 21 13:41:32 <Mira> :I
  406. 5 21 13:41:46 <DamienLunas> try again
  407. 5 21 13:41:53 <Mira> 1d20 shadow claw
  408. 5 21 13:41:53 <DiceMaid-9001> Mira, shadow claw: 10 [1d20=10]
  409. 5 21 13:41:57 <DamienLunas> miss
  410. 5 21 13:42:00 <Mira> what
  411. 5 21 13:42:01 <Mira> jesus
  412. 5 21 13:42:04 <DamienLunas> swift swim.
  413. 5 21 13:42:10 <DamienLunas> and double team
  414. 5 21 13:42:13 <Arthur> (It's the same thing garlyle did with that magikarp)
  415. 5 21 13:42:20 <Klark> (Motherofgod)
  416. 5 21 13:42:29 <HopeOnARope> "Nix, defend Mira!"
  417. 5 21 13:42:29 <DamienLunas> they're too fast! Ainfean can't keep up!
  418. 5 21 13:42:42 <HopeOnARope> "Dragon Rush!"
  419. 5 21 13:42:44 <HopeOnARope> 1d20
  420. 5 21 13:42:45 <DiceMaid-9001> HopeOnARope, 1d20: 13 [1d20=13]
  421. 5 21 13:42:47 <DamienLunas> hits
  422. 5 21 13:42:49 <DamienLunas> damage
  423. 5 21 13:42:57 <HopeOnARope> "LET'S TAKE THEM DOWN ONCE AND FOR ALL!"
  424. 5 21 13:43:00 <HopeOnARope> I believe in you!
  425. 5 21 13:43:17 <HopeOnARope> 4d20+28+1d10+8d10
  426. 5 21 13:43:18 <DiceMaid-9001> HopeOnARope, 4d20+28+1d10+8d10: 81 [4d20=6,4,1,10; 1d10=1; 8d10=3,1,4,5,7,1,7,3]
  427. 5 21 13:43:18 <DamienLunas> k.
  428. 5 21 13:43:22 <Arthur> (...are you sure you want to use this on what may be a clone)
  429. 5 21 13:43:29 <HopeOnARope> (Those rolls)
  430. 5 21 13:43:36 <Arthur> (and yeah those rolls)
  431. 5 21 13:43:50 <DamienLunas> The armored Kohryu gets knocked back by Nix's assault, as nix interposes himself between Mira and Kohryu
  432. 5 21 13:44:03 <DamienLunas> Breaker's turn
  433. 5 21 13:44:18 <Mira> (as much as mira would D: about it I think the best plan of attack is going after the human)
  434. 5 21 13:44:32 <Klark> (Or whatever is in the armor.)
  435. 5 21 13:44:35 <Arthur> (Probably. But sunny day would still HELP)
  436. 5 21 13:44:40 * Topic for #TurfWars is: Saru 22, Six 20, Klark 12, Arthur 11, Mira 8, Kohryu 8, Hope 6 | Luvdisc, Bergerac 29, Scirocco 26, Ainfean 23, Hope's pokemon 15, Breaker 10, Rem 4, Rom Last
  437. 5 21 13:44:40 * Topic for #TurfWars set by DamienLunas at Sat May 21 13:35:13 2011
  438. 5 21 13:44:49 <Six> (hmm)
  439. 5 21 13:44:55 <Klark> (Also would any one be against me throwing up SandStorm instead of sunny day? I fear the ice attacks.)
  440. 5 21 13:45:04 <Six> (worth Taunting at this point?)
  441. 5 21 13:45:09 <Arthur> (what does ice do to sunny day but alright)
  442. 5 21 13:45:13 <HopeOnARope> (Nix has fire punch, in favor of sunny day)
  443. 5 21 13:45:14 <Arthur> (Taunting prevents it from LOLPROTECT)
  444. 5 21 13:45:24 <HopeOnARope> (Sandstorm hurts all of us)
  445. 5 21 13:45:27 * DamienLunas has changed the topic to: Saru 22, Six 20, Klark 12, Arthur 11, Mira 8, Kohryu 8, Hope 6 | Luvdisc, Bergerac 29, Scirocco 26, Ainfean 23, Hope's pokemon 15, Breaker 10, Rem 4, Rom Last
  446. 5 21 13:45:32 <Klark> (K sunnyday it is)
  447. 5 21 13:45:39 <Six> 1d20 Taunt
  448. 5 21 13:45:40 <DiceMaid-9001> Six, Taunt: 1 [1d20=1]
  449. 5 21 13:45:43 <Six> (...)
  450. 5 21 13:46:01 <DamienLunas> rem's turn, klark
  451. 5 21 13:46:16 <Klark> "Rem Focus, Rom Headbutt!"
  452. 5 21 13:46:20 <Klark> 1d20 For headbutts
  453. 5 21 13:46:21 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, For headbutts: 6 [1d20=6]
  454. 5 21 13:46:27 <DamienLunas> whiff
  455. 5 21 13:46:29 <DamienLunas> what was that by rem
  456. 5 21 13:46:35 <Klark> (Focus Energy)
  457. 5 21 13:46:37 <DamienLunas> k
  458. 5 21 13:46:38 <DamienLunas> Saru's turn
  459. 5 21 13:46:48 <HopeOnARope> (Wait, where's Sunny Day)
  460. 5 21 13:46:53 <Saru> "Back off, tin can!"
  461. 5 21 13:46:56 <Klark> (I have to send out my Leafeon)
  462. 5 21 13:46:59 <HopeOnARope> (Oh)
  463. 5 21 13:47:07  Saru lauches a kick at the armored guy.
  464. 5 21 13:47:08 <Saru> 1d20
  465. 5 21 13:47:09 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, 1d20: 12 [1d20=12]
  466. 5 21 13:47:15 <DamienLunas> hits
  467. 5 21 13:47:30 <Saru> 3d20+14
  468. 5 21 13:47:31 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, 3d20+14: 34 [3d20=13,4,3]
  469. 5 21 13:47:45 <DamienLunas> Six
  470. 5 21 13:48:44 <Arthur> (If you can chosen one a judgement that would actually be really good on the luvdisc)
  471. 5 21 13:49:34 <DamienLunas> SIX.
  472. 5 21 13:49:36 <Six> 1d20
  473. 5 21 13:49:37 <DiceMaid-9001> Six, 1d20: 17 [1d20=17]
  474. 5 21 13:49:40 <DamienLunas> what's that?
  475. 5 21 13:49:45 <Six> (punch)
  476. 5 21 13:49:46 <DamienLunas> on?
  477. 5 21 13:49:53 <Six> (armorman)
  478. 5 21 13:49:56 <DamienLunas> k, damage
  479. 5 21 13:49:58 <DamienLunas> it's 7d10 now
  480. 5 21 13:49:59 <Six> 7d10+25
  481. 5 21 13:49:59 <DiceMaid-9001> Six, 7d10+25: 57 [7d10=6,3,8,3,8,2,2]
  482. 5 21 13:50:22 <DamienLunas> the armor is tough, but you manage to land a good hit without breaking your hand.
  483. 5 21 13:50:31 <DamienLunas> Klark's turn
  484. 5 21 13:50:34  Klark Sends out Bertilak Spd 16.
  485. 5 21 13:50:40 <DamienLunas> and trainer action?
  486. 5 21 13:50:57 <Klark> 1d20 GigaDrain on the disk
  487. 5 21 13:50:58 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, GigaDrain on the disk: 4 [1d20=4]
  488. 5 21 13:51:03 <DamienLunas> miss
  489. 5 21 13:51:11 <DamienLunas> arthur's turn
  490. 5 21 13:51:12  Arthur KEEPS ON CHARGING. Speed is now 31.
  491. 5 21 13:51:31 * DamienLunas has changed the topic to: Saru 22, Six 20, Klark 12, Arthur 11, Mira 8, Kohryu 8, Hope 6 | Luvdisc, Scirocco 31, Bergerac 29, Ainfean 23, Hope's pokemon 15, Breaker 10, Rem 4, Rom Last
  492. 5 21 13:51:36 <DamienLunas> Mira?
  493. 5 21 13:51:42  Mira uses Demoralize! Luvdisc's speed is down 1 CS!
  494. 5 21 13:52:09 <DamienLunas> The luvdisc slowed down slightly!
  495. 5 21 13:52:23 <DamienLunas> Kohryu strikes at Nix!
  496. 5 21 13:52:24 <DamienLunas> 1d20
  497. 5 21 13:52:25 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d20: 15 [1d20=15]
  498. 5 21 13:52:30 <DamienLunas> 7d10+20
  499. 5 21 13:52:31 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 7d10+20: 50 [7d10=4,1,1,7,3,8,6]
  500. 5 21 13:52:38 <HopeOnARope> Nix barely feels it.
  501. 5 21 13:52:40 <HopeOnARope> Multiscale!
  502. 5 21 13:52:47 <DamienLunas> Hope's turn
  503. 5 21 13:53:11  HopeOnARope passes!
  504. 5 21 13:53:18 <DamienLunas> Luvdisc's turn!
  505. 5 21 13:53:19 <DamienLunas> first...
  506. 5 21 13:53:29 <DamienLunas> 1d20 it whips up a blizzard!
  507. 5 21 13:53:30 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, it whips up a blizzard!: 16 [1d20=16]
  508. 5 21 13:53:40 <DamienLunas> hit and freeze on breaker I assume.
  509. 5 21 13:53:59 <DamienLunas> 5d20+25
  510. 5 21 13:54:00 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 5d20+25: 100 [5d20=17,1,20,19,18]
  511. 5 21 13:54:09 <Klark> (Damn.)
  512. 5 21 13:54:09 <Saru> (goddammit dicemaid)
  513. 5 21 13:54:12 <HopeOnARope> (Those rolls)
  514. 5 21 13:54:20 <DamienLunas> (dicemaid luv discs)
  515. 5 21 13:54:23 <DamienLunas> then
  516. 5 21 13:54:45 <DamienLunas> 1d20 hydro pump on bergerac
  517. 5 21 13:54:46 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, hydro pump on bergerac: 1 [1d20=1]
  518. 5 21 13:54:51 <Klark> (ahahaahaha)
  519. 5 21 13:54:53 <DamienLunas> a powerufl torrent of water misses
  520. 5 21 13:54:55 <Arthur> (Especially swingy today, isn't she)
  521. 5 21 13:55:02 <DamienLunas> wouldn't ahve it any other way :P
  522. 5 21 13:55:04 <DamienLunas> Scirocco's turn
  523. 5 21 13:55:13 <Arthur> 1d20 discharge on the discs
  524. 5 21 13:55:14 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, discharge on the discs: 4 [1d20=4]
  525. 5 21 13:55:17 <DamienLunas> miss!
  526. 5 21 13:55:18 <Six> Breaker is all sorts of knocked out!
  527. 5 21 13:55:25 <DamienLunas> Bergerac's turn
  528. 5 21 13:55:26 <Six> (exactly at -100% :B)
  529. 5 21 13:55:39 <Saru> 1d20 Shock Wave crit check
  530. 5 21 13:55:40 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, Shock Wave crit check: 11 [1d20=11]
  531. 5 21 13:55:42 <DamienLunas> 1d4
  532. 5 21 13:55:44 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d4: 1 [1d4=1]
  533. 5 21 13:55:44 <DamienLunas> 1d4
  534. 5 21 13:55:44 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d4: 4 [1d4=4]
  535. 5 21 13:55:45 <Arthur> (uh gorby)
  536. 5 21 13:55:47 <DamienLunas> !
  537. 5 21 13:55:52 <DamienLunas> SUCCESS!
  538. 5 21 13:55:52 <Arthur> (it's lightningrodde--OH WAIT)
  539. 5 21 13:55:53 <Arthur> (SPRAY)
  540. 5 21 13:55:56 <Saru> (yeah)
  541. 5 21 13:55:57 <Arthur> (IT HITS BOTH)
  542. 5 21 13:56:03 <DamienLunas> 3d10 clones dissapear!
  543. 5 21 13:56:04 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, clones dissapear!: 20 [3d10=5,9,6]
  544. 5 21 13:56:06 <Arthur> (speed is now 37)
  545. 5 21 13:56:13 <Saru> (im not totally derp :B)
  546. 5 21 13:56:25 <Saru> (just mostly)
  547. 5 21 13:56:29 <DamienLunas> and roll damage
  548. 5 21 13:56:36 <Saru> 3d10+1d10+19
  549. 5 21 13:56:37 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, 3d10+1d10+19: 42 [3d10=3,5,10; 1d10=5]
  550. 5 21 13:56:59 <DamienLunas> Saru 22, Six 20, Klark 12, Arthur 11, Mira 8, Kohryu 8, Hope 6 | Luvdisc 70, Scirocco 37, Luvdisc 35, Bergerac 29, Ainfean 23, Hope's pokemon 15, Breaker 10, Rem 4, Rom Last
  551. 5 21 13:57:13 * DamienLunas has changed the topic to: Saru 22, Six 20, Klark 12, Arthur 11, Mira 8, Kohryu 8, Hope 6 | Luvdisc 70, Scirocco 37, Luvdisc 35, Bergerac 29, Ainfean 23, Hope's pokemon 15, Rem 4, Rom Last
  552. 5 21 13:57:26 <Mira> (>70)
  553. 5 21 13:57:34 <Mira> (I do not have enough demoralizes for this ;_;)
  554. 5 21 13:57:42 <DamienLunas> a small hit, but an important one!
  555. 5 21 13:57:44 <Saru> (how i do wish they were not resistant to steel)
  556. 5 21 13:57:49 <DamienLunas> (you do once you have swift swim
  557. 5 21 13:57:52 <DamienLunas> (gone)
  558. 5 21 13:57:53 <DamienLunas> oh
  559. 5 21 13:58:00 <DamienLunas> what's the... bertilak's turn klark
  560. 5 21 13:58:02 <DamienLunas> 11 right
  561. 5 21 13:58:10 <Klark> (16)
  562. 5 21 13:58:13 <DamienLunas> Ainfean's turn
  563. 5 21 13:58:48 <Mira> Ainfean attempts to bite one of the fishies!
  564. 5 21 13:58:49 <DamienLunas> Saru 22, Six 20, Klark 12, Arthur 11, Mira 8, Kohryu 8, Hope 6 | Luvdisc 70, Scirocco 37, Luvdisc 35, Bergerac 29, Ainfean 23, Bertilak 16, Nix 15, Rem 4, Rom Last
  565. 5 21 13:58:49 <Mira> 1d20
  566. 5 21 13:58:50 <DiceMaid-9001> Mira, 1d20: 14 [1d20=14]
  567. 5 21 13:58:51 * DamienLunas has changed the topic to: Saru 22, Six 20, Klark 12, Arthur 11, Mira 8, Kohryu 8, Hope 6 | Luvdisc 70, Scirocco 37, Luvdisc 35, Bergerac 29, Ainfean 23, Bertilak 16, Nix 15, Rem 4, Rom Last
  568. 5 21 13:58:55 <DamienLunas> there was only one fish remaining
  569. 5 21 13:58:56 <DamienLunas> but that hits
  570. 5 21 13:59:10 <DamienLunas> roll damage mira
  571. 5 21 13:59:16 <Mira> 3d10+35
  572. 5 21 13:59:16 <DiceMaid-9001> Mira, 3d10+35: 50 [3d10=2,7,6]
  573. 5 21 13:59:25 <Mira> OM OM OM LUVDISC
  574. 5 21 13:59:30 <DamienLunas> ouch! the fish is golden delicious
  575. 5 21 13:59:35 <DamienLunas> bertilak's turn
  576. 5 21 13:59:41 <Klark> "Bertilak bring out the sun!"
  577. 5 21 13:59:50 <Klark> (Lol sunny day)
  578. 5 21 14:00:34 * DamienLunas has changed the topic to: Saru 22, Six 20, Klark 12, Arthur 11, Mira 8, Kohryu 8, Hope 6 | Scirocco 37, Luvdisc 35, Bergerac 29, Ainfean 23, Luvdisc 18, Bertilak 16, Nix 15, Rem 4, Rom Last
  579. 5 21 14:00:37 <DamienLunas> Nix's turn!
  580. 5 21 14:00:48 <HopeOnARope> "Alright, awesome. Nix, Fire Punch that guy!"
  581. 5 21 14:00:50 <HopeOnARope> 1d20 Fire Punch
  582. 5 21 14:00:50 <DiceMaid-9001> HopeOnARope, Fire Punch: 1 [1d20=1]
  583. 5 21 14:00:54 <HopeOnARope> (FFFF)
  584. 5 21 14:00:59 <Arthur> (it's eot anyway.)
  585. 5 21 14:01:03 <HopeOnARope> (Yeah)
  586. 5 21 14:01:04 <DamienLunas> Nix misses
  587. 5 21 14:01:08 <HopeOnARope> (Nix might be down by then though)
  588. 5 21 14:01:08 <DamienLunas> Rem or Rom
  589. 5 21 14:01:16 <Klark> "Rem Assurance!"
  590. 5 21 14:01:19 <Klark> 1d20
  591. 5 21 14:01:20 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, 1d20: 2 [1d20=2]
  592. 5 21 14:01:23 <DamienLunas> whiff
  593. 5 21 14:01:26 <Klark> (...I hate you dicemaid)
  594. 5 21 14:01:27 <DamienLunas> Saru's turn
  595. 5 21 14:01:45 <Saru> 1d20 JAAAAAMP KEEEEK
  596. 5 21 14:01:45 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, JAAAAAMP KEEEEK: 4 [1d20=4]
  597. 5 21 14:01:49 <DamienLunas> hits
  598. 5 21 14:02:01 <Saru> 3d20+14
  599. 5 21 14:02:02 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, 3d20+14: 47 [3d20=8,11,14]
  600. 5 21 14:02:24 <Saru> (got one of those left)
  601. 5 21 14:02:25 <DamienLunas> Saru kicks the armor right in the armor.
  602. 5 21 14:02:27 <DamienLunas> Six's turn
  603. 5 21 14:02:36 <Six> 1d20 PUNCH
  604. 5 21 14:02:36 <DiceMaid-9001> Six, PUNCH: 5 [1d20=5]
  605. 5 21 14:02:41 <Six> noep
  606. 5 21 14:02:43 <DamienLunas> miss :<
  607. 5 21 14:02:45 <DamienLunas> klark's turn
  608. 5 21 14:02:46 <Arthur> "Just a little more..."
  609. 5 21 14:03:11 <Klark> 1d20 More gigadrains on trolldisc
  610. 5 21 14:03:12 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, More gigadrains on trolldisc: 13 [1d20=13]
  611. 5 21 14:03:21 <Saru> (what are you using to charge up again, Arthur?)
  612. 5 21 14:03:26 <Arthur> (thundershock)
  613. 5 21 14:03:30 <Klark> 3d10+5
  614. 5 21 14:03:31 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, 3d10+5: 21 [3d10=9,6,1]
  615. 5 21 14:03:31 <Arthur> (it's barely hurting me)
  616. 5 21 14:03:40 <DamienLunas> 1 hp regained :<
  617. 5 21 14:03:44 <Arthur> (and speaking of)
  618. 5 21 14:03:45 * Arthur has changed the topic to: Saru 22, Six 20, Klark 12, Arthur 11, Mira 8, Kohryu 8, Hope 6 | Scirocco 41, Luvdisc 35, Bergerac 29, Ainfean 23, Luvdisc 18, Bertilak 16, Nix 15, Rem 4, Rom Last
  619. 5 21 14:03:46 <Saru> (i might ask you to zap Bergerac if/when his double team goes down)
  620. 5 21 14:04:00 * Arthur has changed the topic to: Saru 22, Six 20, Klark 12, Arthur 11, Mira 8, Kohryu 8, Hope 6 | Scirocco 42, Luvdisc 35, Bergerac 29, Ainfean 23, Luvdisc 18, Bertilak 16, Nix 15, Rem 4, Rom Last
  621. 5 21 14:04:02 <Arthur> (whoops)
  622. 5 21 14:04:03 <Klark> (Delecious Hp and thought proven.)
  623. 5 21 14:04:05  Mira uses Demoralize again! SPEED DOWN
  624. 5 21 14:04:12 <DamienLunas> bwew bewe bewew
  625. 5 21 14:04:23 <DamienLunas> Kohryu attacks...
  626. 5 21 14:04:26 <DamienLunas> Nix again!
  627. 5 21 14:04:27 <DamienLunas> 1d20
  628. 5 21 14:04:28 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d20: 13 [1d20=13]
  629. 5 21 14:04:32 <DamienLunas> 7d10+20
  630. 5 21 14:04:33 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 7d10+20: 62 [7d10=2,8,9,8,2,6,7]
  631. 5 21 14:04:35 <DamienLunas> slice!
  632. 5 21 14:04:43 <DamienLunas> Hope
  633. 5 21 14:04:43 <HopeOnARope> Nix takes a stronger hit that time, but remains firm!
  634. 5 21 14:04:56  HopeOnARope grits her teeth and keeps her eyes focused on Nix.
  635. 5 21 14:05:01 <HopeOnARope> (Pass)
  636. 5 21 14:05:14 <DamienLunas> Scirocco's turn
  637. 5 21 14:05:23 <Arthur> Even the horse gets in on all this charging!
  638. 5 21 14:05:27 <DamienLunas> Saru 22, Six 20, Klark 12, Arthur 11, Mira 8, Kohryu 8, Hope 6 | Scirocco 42, Luvdisc 32, Bergerac 29, Ainfean 23, Luvdisc 16, Bertilak 16, Nix 15, Rem 4, Rom Last
  639. 5 21 14:05:38 * DamienLunas has changed the topic to: Saru 22, Six 20, Klark 12, Arthur 11, Mira 8, Kohryu 8, Hope 6 | Scirocco 42, Luvdisc 32, Bergerac 29, Ainfean 23, Luvdisc 16, Bertilak 16, Nix 15, Rem 4, Rom Last
  640. 5 21 14:05:39 <DamienLunas> note arthur
  641. 5 21 14:05:41 <DamienLunas> charge was nerfed.
  642. 5 21 14:05:41 <Six> (oh, I forgot to send another mon out <:3c )
  643. 5 21 14:05:43 <Six> (oh well)
  644. 5 21 14:05:45 <Arthur> (I did note.)
  645. 5 21 14:05:47 <Six> (~_~)
  646. 5 21 14:05:47 <DamienLunas> it's a move action six
  647. 5 21 14:05:50 <DamienLunas> do it retroactively.
  648. 5 21 14:05:58 <Six> (I'll throw out Thrash then)
  649. 5 21 14:06:02 <DamienLunas> okay
  650. 5 21 14:06:05 <Six> (speed 19)
  651. 5 21 14:06:12 <DamienLunas> it tries to ice beam thrash!
  652. 5 21 14:06:13 <DamienLunas> 1d20
  653. 5 21 14:06:14 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d20: 4 [1d20=4]
  654. 5 21 14:06:20 <Mira> :3c
  655. 5 21 14:06:23 <DamienLunas> hit?
  656. 5 21 14:06:26 <Six> (no)
  657. 5 21 14:06:30 <DamienLunas> whiff!
  658. 5 21 14:06:34 <DamienLunas> Bergerac's turn
  659. 5 21 14:06:37 <HopeOnARope> (Hitmonlee has good s.def)
  660. 5 21 14:06:40 <HopeOnARope> (Who would have thought)
  661. 5 21 14:06:47 <DamienLunas> (yeah. same with machamp)
  662. 5 21 14:06:51 <Mira> (oooh, I have an idea)
  663. 5 21 14:06:53 <Arthur> (One more electric attack and Scirocco will be at full CS)
  664. 5 21 14:06:58 <Arthur> (May I request it)
  665. 5 21 14:07:01 <Saru> 1d20 Acrobatics on feesh
  666. 5 21 14:07:02 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, Acrobatics on feesh: 20 [1d20=20]
  667. 5 21 14:07:07 <Arthur> (oh never mind that's good too)
  668. 5 21 14:07:19 <Klark> (welp)
  669. 5 21 14:07:29 <DamienLunas> how much damage
  670. 5 21 14:07:30 <Saru> (85 damage)
  671. 5 21 14:07:53 <Saru> (out of IBIYs ;_;)
  672. 5 21 14:07:59 <DamienLunas> protect!
  673. 5 21 14:08:04 <HopeOnARope> (I have one left)
  674. 5 21 14:08:05 <DamienLunas> The luvdisc protects
  675. 5 21 14:08:08 <Saru> (drew that out at least)
  676. 5 21 14:08:15 <DamienLunas> it will remain until the end of this round.
  677. 5 21 14:08:37 <DamienLunas> mira, klark, hope got any stat up moves? or gonna attack Kohryu
  678. 5 21 14:08:42 <Six> (DL put Thrash on the list)
  679. 5 21 14:08:44 <Saru> (im gonna Shock Wave since its up again, Arthurt, just to letcha know)
  680. 5 21 14:08:53 <HopeOnARope> "Keep up the pressure, Nix!"
  681. 5 21 14:08:57 <HopeOnARope> 1d20 Iron Tail on Kohryu
  682. 5 21 14:08:58 <DiceMaid-9001> HopeOnARope, Iron Tail on Kohryu: 11 [1d20=11]
  683. 5 21 14:08:59 <Saru> (-t)
  684. 5 21 14:08:59 <Arthur> (That works too, but it'll be after the discharge)
  685. 5 21 14:09:00 <Mira> (Mira wouldn't order a pokemon to attack a human in most cases so pass ;_;)
  686. 5 21 14:09:10 <DamienLunas> hits
  687. 5 21 14:09:11 <Arthur> (or rather the SUPER ULTRA DAMAGE)
  688. 5 21 14:09:17 <HopeOnARope> 4d20+28
  689. 5 21 14:09:18 <DiceMaid-9001> HopeOnARope, 4d20+28: 72 [4d20=5,16,10,13]
  690. 5 21 14:09:30 <Klark> (Helping hand on...Hell Rem and hell Rem uses Iron Head on dude.)
  691. 5 21 14:09:36 <DamienLunas> okay
  692. 5 21 14:09:41 <DamienLunas> roll it
  693. 5 21 14:09:51 <Klark> 5d10+1d20+47
  694. 5 21 14:09:52 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, 5d10+1d20+47: 96 [5d10=4,9,3,10,4; 1d20=19]
  695. 5 21 14:09:54 <DamienLunas> klark
  696. 5 21 14:09:56 <DamienLunas> roll to hit first.
  697. 5 21 14:09:57 <Klark> 1d20
  698. 5 21 14:09:58 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, 1d20: 12 [1d20=12]
  699. 5 21 14:09:59 <DamienLunas> okay
  700. 5 21 14:10:14 <DamienLunas> another strong hit to the armored man!
  701. 5 21 14:10:22 <DamienLunas> Saru's turn
  702. 5 21 14:10:35 <Saru> 1d20 KIIICKU
  703. 5 21 14:10:36 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, KIIICKU: 1 [1d20=1]
  704. 5 21 14:10:39 <Saru> (whoops)
  705. 5 21 14:10:43 <DamienLunas> recoil damage time :P
  706. 5 21 14:10:46 <Saru> 2d20
  707. 5 21 14:10:47 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, 2d20: 34 [2d20=16,18]
  708. 5 21 14:10:51 <Mira> ouch
  709. 5 21 14:10:52 <Saru> (goddamit dicemaid)
  710. 5 21 14:10:52 <HopeOnARope> (OW)
  711. 5 21 14:10:52 <DamienLunas> Six
  712. 5 21 14:10:56 <Klark> (Saru goes flying over the man...and out the window)
  713. 5 21 14:11:02 <HopeOnARope> (What window)
  714. 5 21 14:11:03 <DamienLunas> there is no window
  715. 5 21 14:11:06 <DamienLunas> you're on the fucking roof
  716. 5 21 14:11:06 <HopeOnARope> (We're on the roof)
  717. 5 21 14:11:10  Six another punch!
  718. 5 21 14:11:12 <Six> 1d20
  719. 5 21 14:11:13 <DiceMaid-9001> Six, 1d20: 11 [1d20=11]
  720. 5 21 14:11:16 <Six> 7d10+25 if hit
  721. 5 21 14:11:16 <DamienLunas> hits
  722. 5 21 14:11:17 <DiceMaid-9001> Six, if hit: 63 [7d10=8,8,5,8,4,2,3]
  723. 5 21 14:11:29 <HopeOnARope> (8 dex, he has no evasion)
  724. 5 21 14:11:29 <DamienLunas> pow!
  725. 5 21 14:11:34 <HopeOnARope> (Unless weapon master)
  726. 5 21 14:11:41 <DamienLunas> Klark, arthur
  727. 5 21 14:11:48 <Arthur> "ALMOST THERE."
  728. 5 21 14:12:01 <Saru> (you're not implying i actually fell off are you :V)
  729. 5 21 14:12:21 <Klark> (Pass)
  730. 5 21 14:12:35 <DamienLunas> nah
  731. 5 21 14:12:45 <DamienLunas> roof is just for dramatic effect. no throwing eachother off until the end.
  732. 5 21 14:12:52 <Saru> (didnt think so, but wanted to be sure :3)
  733. 5 21 14:12:54 <DamienLunas> mira?
  734. 5 21 14:13:07 <Mira> Demoralize whooooo
  735. 5 21 14:13:08 <Klark> (Any one have any push move? =3)
  736. 5 21 14:13:08 <Mira> -spd
  737. 5 21 14:13:44 <DamienLunas> (do not push people off the roof unless you want them to push YOU off the roof.)
  738. 5 21 14:14:16 * DamienLunas has changed the topic to: Saru 22, Six 20, Klark 12, Arthur 11, Mira 8, Kohryu 8, Hope 6 | Scirocco 42, Bergerac 29, Luvdisc 26 Ainfean 23, Bertilak 16, Nix 15, Luvdisc 13, Rem 4, Rom Last
  739. 5 21 14:14:19 <DamienLunas> anyway
  740. 5 21 14:14:25 <DamienLunas> 1d20 Kohryu strikes nix again!
  741. 5 21 14:14:26 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, Kohryu strikes nix again!: 4 [1d20=4]
  742. 5 21 14:14:32 <DamienLunas> but misses with his heavy sword!
  743. 5 21 14:14:39 <DamienLunas> Hope probably passes, scirocco?
  744. 5 21 14:14:41 <Arthur> "...Fine. Close enough! THIS TIME WITH FEELING!"
  745. 5 21 14:14:46 <Arthur> 1d20 discharge that fucking luvdisc
  746. 5 21 14:14:47 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, discharge that fucking luvdisc: 13 [1d20=13]
  747. 5 21 14:14:58 <Arthur> (bergerac's motor drive also activates)
  748. 5 21 14:15:03 <DamienLunas> k
  749. 5 21 14:15:07 <DamienLunas> discharged!
  750. 5 21 14:15:10 <DamienLunas> roll damage
  751. 5 21 14:15:14 <Six> (DL, put Thrash in the initiative)
  752. 5 21 14:15:16 <Six> (speed 19)
  753. 5 21 14:15:18 <Arthur> 6d10+41
  754. 5 21 14:15:19 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, 6d10+41: 56 [6d10=1,2,2,3,5,2]
  755. 5 21 14:15:22 <Arthur> (x2)
  756. 5 21 14:15:25 <Arthur> (and then SE)
  757. 5 21 14:16:14 <DamienLunas> that's not how it works dumbass.
  758. 5 21 14:16:23 <Arthur> (Charge multiples before defenses right)
  759. 5 21 14:16:27 <DamienLunas> no.
  760. 5 21 14:16:31 <Saru> (you roll twice now)
  761. 5 21 14:16:34 <Arthur> (Oh shit it WAS nerfed)
  762. 5 21 14:16:36 <DamienLunas> it doesn't multiply at all
  763. 5 21 14:16:38 <DamienLunas> I TOLD YOU BRO
  764. 5 21 14:16:41 <DamienLunas> I TOLD YOU ABOUT NERFED
  765. 5 21 14:16:44 <Arthur> 12d10+41 well then fine.
  766. 5 21 14:16:45 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, well then fine.: 119 [12d10=2,7,6,5,7,8,10,10,2,10,7,4]
  767. 5 21 14:16:51 <DamienLunas> I don't think stab doubles
  768. 5 21 14:16:53 <Arthur> (AND IT ROLLS MORE THAN IT WAS ANYWAY)
  769. 5 21 14:16:54 <DamienLunas> but either way
  770. 5 21 14:16:58 <DamienLunas> that's at most 10 down.
  771. 5 21 14:17:01 <DamienLunas> so it's 109
  772. 5 21 14:17:05 <DamienLunas> doubled
  773. 5 21 14:17:32 <Arthur> "See? A golden DRAGON wouldn't let that hurt it. This is a fish."
  774. 5 21 14:17:34 <DamienLunas> The luvdisc is completely fried by a massive bolt of electricity!
  775. 5 21 14:17:38 <Six> (DL for the third time put Thrash in the initiative so we don't skip him again)
  776. 5 21 14:17:55 * Saru has changed the topic to: Saru 22, Six 20, Klark 12, Arthur 11, Mira 8, Kohryu 8, Hope 6 | Scirocco 42, Bergerac 29, Luvdisc 26 Ainfean 23, Thrash 19, Bertilak 16, Nix 15, Luvdisc 13, Rem 4, Rom Last
  777. 5 21 14:18:10 <DamienLunas> doesn't matter.
  778. 5 21 14:18:13 <DamienLunas> The luvdisc is down.
  779. 5 21 14:18:18 <DamienLunas> It falls to the ground, smoking.
  780. 5 21 14:18:22 <DamienLunas> Kohryu halts
  781. 5 21 14:18:25 <DamienLunas> and then
  782. 5 21 14:18:28 <DamienLunas> piece by piece
  783. 5 21 14:18:30 <Saru> (this seems much too easy)
  784. 5 21 14:18:32 <DamienLunas> the armor falls apart
  785. 5 21 14:18:32 <Arthur> "Stupid goddamn fish."
  786. 5 21 14:18:36 <Klark> (I know it!)
  787. 5 21 14:18:36  HopeOnARope stares.
  788. 5 21 14:18:46 <DamienLunas> into a clutter of metal while the aura shrinks.
  789. 5 21 14:18:47 <Mira> (saru don't say things like that D:)
  790. 5 21 14:18:55 <Mira> Ainfean hisses at the metal. >:
  791. 5 21 14:18:56 <DamienLunas> and silence
  792. 5 21 14:19:06 <DamienLunas> (one sec while I take out the trash. Feel free to discuss things :3)
  793. 5 21 14:19:10 <HopeOnARope> "...My god, there wasn't anything in there."
  794. 5 21 14:19:15 <Klark> "..."
  795. 5 21 14:19:16 <Saru> "What the hell?"
  796. 5 21 14:19:21  Saru kicks through the armor.
  797. 5 21 14:19:22 <Arthur> "Ghosts exist."
  798. 5 21 14:19:24 <Klark> "This isn't right."
  799. 5 21 14:19:31 * Happyworkan is now known as Happymancer
  800. 5 21 14:19:37 <HopeOnARope> "That can't be what Seiryu was talking about, can it?"
  801. 5 21 14:19:43 <Mira> "Be careful, everyone!"
  802. 5 21 14:19:44  HopeOnARope looks around.
  803. 5 21 14:20:23  Klark tries to Casually walk over to the deaddisc and inspect it.
  804. 5 21 14:20:38 <DamienLunas> looks like just an ordinary luvdisc
  805. 5 21 14:20:38  Arthur shrugs and scratches his head.
  806. 5 21 14:20:40 <DamienLunas> however
  807. 5 21 14:20:43 <DamienLunas> perception everyone
  808. 5 21 14:20:45  HopeOnARope pokes at the armor with her crowbar.
  809. 5 21 14:20:47 <Arthur> 1d20+1 ?
  810. 5 21 14:20:48 <Klark> 1d20+1
  811. 5 21 14:20:48 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, ?: 16 [1d20=15]
  812. 5 21 14:20:48 <HopeOnARope> 1d20+6
  813. 5 21 14:20:49 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, 1d20+1: 11 [1d20=10]
  814. 5 21 14:20:49 <DiceMaid-9001> HopeOnARope, 1d20+6: 10 [1d20=4]
  815. 5 21 14:20:54 <Arthur> 1d20+11 doing it wrong
  816. 5 21 14:20:54 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, doing it wrong: 29 [1d20=18]
  817. 5 21 14:20:58 <Six> 1d20-2
  818. 5 21 14:20:59 <DiceMaid-9001> Six, 1d20-2: 14 [1d20=16]
  819. 5 21 14:21:10 <HopeOnARope> (Arthur quit taking the good rolls)
  820. 5 21 14:21:22 <Arthur> (implying 18 is that much better than 16)
  821. 5 21 14:21:50 <DamienLunas> everyone sees it
  822. 5 21 14:21:52 <Mira> 1d20+8
  823. 5 21 14:21:53 <DiceMaid-9001> Mira, 1d20+8: 14 [1d20=6]
  824. 5 21 14:22:01 <DamienLunas> Descending from the sky
  825. 5 21 14:22:03 <DamienLunas> is a figure
  826. 5 21 14:22:10 <DamienLunas> with enormous black wings with red tips
  827. 5 21 14:22:16 <Klark> (Fucking freed)
  828. 5 21 14:22:17 <Arthur> "What."
  829. 5 21 14:22:32 <DamienLunas> they seem to be made out of pure aura
  830. 5 21 14:22:37 <DamienLunas> and to those of you who were there, and mira
  831. 5 21 14:22:41 <DamienLunas> you recognize them as Giratina's wings
  832. 5 21 14:22:45  HopeOnARope stares up.
  833. 5 21 14:22:47 <DamienLunas> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbXVNKtmWnc
  834. 5 21 14:22:47 <Klark> (OHSHIT)
  835. 5 21 14:22:53  Klark Stares. STARES.
  836. 5 21 14:22:58 <Six> (It can't be freed, I haven't gotten my quest rewards yet.)
  837. 5 21 14:22:59 <Arthur> "Whaaaaaaat."
  838. 5 21 14:23:03 <DamienLunas> You feel an unearthly pressure as he descends down slowly
  839. 5 21 14:23:05  Six cracks his knuckles. B[
  840. 5 21 14:23:24 <DamienLunas> a young black haired man
  841. 5 21 14:23:28 <HopeOnARope> "This is Giratina's power..."
  842. 5 21 14:23:34 <DamienLunas> lowers onto the rooftop gracefully, landing on his throne.
  843. 5 21 14:23:39 <Klark> "Not again...Damnit."
  844. 5 21 14:23:44 <Saru> "Nice of you to finally show up."
  845. 5 21 14:23:45  Mira scowls.
  846. 5 21 14:23:52  Saru grins.
  847. 5 21 14:23:53 <DamienLunas> "Foolish humans... you dared challenge the domain of god."
  848. 5 21 14:24:18 <Arthur> "Nobody that flat-out calls themselves god really deserves the title."
  849. 5 21 14:24:25 <Klark> "I said this once, I'll say it again. I just see a man. A fool."
  850. 5 21 14:24:45 <DamienLunas> "Hehehe..."
  851. 5 21 14:24:56 <DamienLunas> "This is no title I granted to myself."
  852. 5 21 14:25:03  Six just crosses his arms and grins.
  853. 5 21 14:25:15 <DamienLunas> "It is one given to me by the true god of this world. Its rightful ruler."
  854. 5 21 14:25:35 <Klark> "Rightful?"
  855. 5 21 14:25:36 <Arthur> "That's lovely. Do you have a certificate and everything?"
  856. 5 21 14:25:48 <DamienLunas> "Not that false ruler Arceus. The true god known as Giratina."
  857. 5 21 14:25:58 <HopeOnARope> "That thing..."
  858. 5 21 14:25:59 <DamienLunas> "Let me tell you a little story, children."
  859. 5 21 14:26:09 * Kit is now known as Hau
  860. 5 21 14:26:13 <DamienLunas> "Once upon a time, Arceus and Giratina created the heavens and the earth together."
  861. 5 21 14:26:31 <DamienLunas> "They looked upon the world and saw it was good, except for a single flaw found by Giratina."
  862. 5 21 14:26:44 <DamienLunas> "Giratina realized that humans were an imperfect creation by Arceus."
  863. 5 21 14:26:59 <DamienLunas> "He knew that they would one day bring about the end of the world with their wickedness."
  864. 5 21 14:27:20 <DamienLunas> "However Arceus was too foolish to accept his mistake. He loved his creation too much to undo it for their own good."
  865. 5 21 14:28:07 <DamienLunas> "Giratina tried to rid the world of humans before it was too late, but Arceus stopped him."
  866. 5 21 14:28:32 <DamienLunas> "He sealed Giratina in the reverse world, and branded him a renegade, never again passing on the information that they created the world together."
  867. 5 21 14:28:43 <DamienLunas> "His crime was lost to history. Known only to Arceus and Giratina themselves."
  868. 5 21 14:29:26 <DamienLunas> "Giratina is the true ruler of this world. The True Supreme King."
  869. 5 21 14:30:01 <Six> "But... didn't you -just say- that Giratina and Arceus did it together? So even by your version of the story, he's not."
  870. 5 21 14:30:11 <DamienLunas> You can see over his heart, a large onyx jewel of Giratina's aura.
  871. 5 21 14:30:23 <DamienLunas> "Look upon this world."
  872. 5 21 14:30:35 <DamienLunas> "Have the wicked humans not brought ruin to it?!"
  873. 5 21 14:30:57 <Arthur> "Well yeah. The whole end of the world thing HAS already sort of happened. But people are still here, and things are still going, so..."
  874. 5 21 14:30:57 <HopeOnARope> "The 'wicked humans' will bring it back, too. There's one major flaw with your story."
  875. 5 21 14:31:01 <DamienLunas> "Arceus is not fit to rule this world. His unfair favor to humans has caused its end!"
  876. 5 21 14:31:04 <HopeOnARope> "You're just human, too!"
  877. 5 21 14:31:22 <DamienLunas> "I am more than human. I am a vessel for Giratina's power. Its power of creation."
  878. 5 21 14:31:30  Klark Smiles "And yet...We've seen your patron. Twisted and deformed, in mind and body. We watched as it was beaten by the golden light. And the power of miracles. One day an Immortal will pass, but they never die. We won't lose to you or your patron."
  879. 5 21 14:31:38 <DamienLunas> "And by proxy he has granted me the strength to rule this world as its god for him."
  880. 5 21 14:31:53 <DamienLunas> "Hah, I can see that much by your aura."
  881. 5 21 14:32:03 <Mira> "Your god certainly puts a lot of fath in a human, I think."
  882. 5 21 14:32:03 <DamienLunas> he points at Six, "You, boy... you've met my old man, haven't you."
  883. 5 21 14:32:06 <Six> "Uh, whatever dude, pretty sure the world isn't over coz we're still here. Anyway, I met Giratina - he's just a hungry beast. Mankind ill needs a god like him."
  884. 5 21 14:32:11 <Mira> "Despite hating them so very much."
  885. 5 21 14:32:15 <HopeOnARope> "The champion of the renegade... good thing we have the crusader of the supreme king."
  886. 5 21 14:32:40 <Arthur> "When you come to think of it the apocalypse really WAS half-assed, wasn't it. So why aren't you admitting your mistake?"
  887. 5 21 14:33:03  HopeOnARope looks from Six back to the guy.
  888. 5 21 14:33:21 <DamienLunas> "Heh. Giratina has formulated a new plan. Through me, he shall control humanity so that it may be fit to live in this world free from wickedness."
  889. 5 21 14:33:44 <Arthur> "And that involves fat people and perverts how?"
  890. 5 21 14:33:45 <Klark> "With mindlessness?"
  891. 5 21 14:33:47 <Six> "Awfully convinient for you. I wonder if you believe it, too. Whatever."
  892. 5 21 14:33:48 <HopeOnARope> "I refuse such a creature can free the world from wickedness when it hungers for souls!"
  893. 5 21 14:34:24 <DamienLunas> "Those fools are merely my guardians. I send them out into the world to do my bidding. At the end they too shall become one."
  894. 5 21 14:34:38  Saru stopped paying attention a while ago. He yawns. "You done yet or are we gonna stand around up here talking all day?"
  895. 5 21 14:35:04 <DamienLunas> "You put much so much blind faith in arceus... simply because he is the one who writes the history books."
  896. 5 21 14:35:18 <DamienLunas> "However, I will show you, Six."
  897. 5 21 14:35:27 <DamienLunas> "The strength that comes from serving not your false supreme king."
  898. 5 21 14:35:44 <DamienLunas> "Not the fool which my father's family has served for generations unquestioningly."
  899. 5 21 14:35:47 <Six> "Pffft! Hahahaha! Like I'd read books!"
  900. 5 21 14:36:11 <DamienLunas> "My father taught you the ways of Haou-ken. You are its new heir."
  901. 5 21 14:36:12 <HopeOnARope> "Yeah, and we'll show you just what we're made of."
  902. 5 21 14:36:25 <DamienLunas> "I shall show you the power that comes from the True Supreme King. Shin Haou-ken."
  903. 5 21 14:36:32 <Six> "I don't really care who did what, or who created what, or any of that tripe. I'm not a 'servan
  904. 5 21 14:36:32  Mira looks lost.
  905. 5 21 14:36:38 <Mira> "What's a hadouken?"
  906. 5 21 14:36:42 <Six> t' of Arceus... geez."
  907. 5 21 14:36:45 <Six> "All I know..."
  908. 5 21 14:37:02 <DamienLunas> He suddenly flexes the wings of aura, creating a strong gust of wind before they shrink back into the gem over his chest.
  909. 5 21 14:37:05 <Klark> "Hm. The man in the Maw is yoru father?"
  910. 5 21 14:37:11 <DamienLunas> "Yes, Dex."
  911. 5 21 14:37:16 <Six> "Is that this 'Giratina' is an evil beast, and that you want to harm people. That's all I need to know to put an end to you."
  912. 5 21 14:37:16 <DamienLunas> "That foolish old man."
  913. 5 21 14:37:28 <DamienLunas> He pulls a pokeball off the side of his belt.
  914. 5 21 14:37:38 <DamienLunas> "Now I shall show you the terror of god's domain."
  915. 5 21 14:37:41 <DamienLunas> "Serve me..."
  916. 5 21 14:37:44 <DamienLunas> "Cobalion."
  917. 5 21 14:37:46 <Klark> "He wouldn't teach you would he."
  918. 5 21 14:38:03 <Six> "It sounds to me like you have daddy issues and just wanna act out. No wonder the renegade got to you so easily."
  919. 5 21 14:38:11 <DamienLunas> He presses the button and before you appears a majestic beast with red eyes and blue and white fur.
  920. 5 21 14:38:13 <Klark> (Well shit)
  921. 5 21 14:38:19 <Saru> "What..."
  922. 5 21 14:38:39 <DamienLunas> It stares at you with cold weary eyes.
  923. 5 21 14:38:43  Klark Blinks. "..."
  924. 5 21 14:39:05 <HopeOnARope> "We're going to break this circle of despair starting RIGHT NOW!"
  925. 5 21 14:39:15 <DamienLunas> Its aura is multicolored, a cobalt color at the top, and several segments surrounding the knight of will
  926. 5 21 14:39:39 <DamienLunas> Orange, Indigo, Red, Green, Yellow, and Violet
  927. 5 21 14:40:04  Six cals out Jax.
  928. 5 21 14:40:19 <HopeOnARope> "Let's push on, Nix! We can do this!"
  929. 5 21 14:40:31 <DamienLunas> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9gW3FS_brY
  930. 5 21 14:40:32 <HopeOnARope> MUSIC OVERRIDO http://endlessvideo.com/watch?v=2jzK-OjlwwI
  931. 5 21 14:40:38 <HopeOnARope> (Or that. :3c)
  932. 5 21 14:40:49 <DamienLunas> Dex and Speed for everyone
  933. 5 21 14:40:59 <HopeOnARope> (I think I'll stick with mine)
  934. 5 21 14:41:01 <Arthur> (still 11 and 42)
  935. 5 21 14:41:02 <Six> (oh god that's theworstmusic)
  936. 5 21 14:41:03 <Saru> (22 Dex | 29 Bergerac still for now)
  937. 5 21 14:41:09 <HopeOnARope> Dex 6, Speed 15 Nix!
  938. 5 21 14:41:16 <Six> (Dex 20, Jax 12)
  939. 5 21 14:41:22 <Six> (ACTIVATING KNIGHT FORME)
  940. 5 21 14:41:23 <DamienLunas> "My name is Kirin of the Heavens."
  941. 5 21 14:41:26 <Klark> (Same As last time)
  942. 5 21 14:41:30 <DamienLunas> Jax is out, six.
  943. 5 21 14:41:32 <DamienLunas> He's passed out.
  944. 5 21 14:41:44 <HopeOnARope> (Jax used his miracle today already D=)
  945. 5 21 14:41:45 <DamienLunas> "You will all die here."
  946. 5 21 14:41:58 <Saru> "Haven't you heard?
  947. 5 21 14:42:01 <Arthur> "I'm too pretty to die."
  948. 5 21 14:42:04 <Saru> Immortals never die."
  949. 5 21 14:42:10 <Six> (oh right, magicsleep :I )
  950. 5 21 14:42:19 <Six> (Thrash it is I guess)
  951. 5 21 14:42:26 <Six> (speed 19)
  952. 5 21 14:42:44 <DamienLunas> combat stages all wore off.
  953. 5 21 14:42:53 <Arthur> (motherfucker. Lev then, speed 20)
  954. 5 21 14:42:57 <HopeOnARope> Sunny Day is over, too?
  955. 5 21 14:42:58 <DamienLunas> as did sun.
  956. 5 21 14:43:00 <Klark> (So new battle, battle moves reset?)
  957. 5 21 14:43:02 <DamienLunas> yes
  958. 5 21 14:43:05 <DamienLunas> battle moves reset
  959. 5 21 14:43:09 <DamienLunas> so be thankful for that at least.
  960. 5 21 14:43:18 <Arthur> (Actually what am I thinking)
  961. 5 21 14:43:20 <HopeOnARope> "Mira, what type is that thing?"
  962. 5 21 14:43:22 <Mira> dex 8 speed 20, going with Aidan
  963. 5 21 14:43:30 <Arthur> (17 cordonazo)
  964. 5 21 14:43:34 <Arthur> (eer 18)
  965. 5 21 14:43:40 <Mira> "....It's one of the knights like Virizion, so I assume it's fighting..."
  966. 5 21 14:43:43 <Mira> "And steel?"
  967. 5 21 14:43:58  Arthur returns his horse. "Hey, Kirin. Question."
  968. 5 21 14:44:15 <Klark> (Oh actually shit can I swap dinos for My Krokorok/Krookodile?)
  969. 5 21 14:44:31 <DamienLunas> yes
  970. 5 21 14:44:37 <DamienLunas> what are your new speeds klark
  971. 5 21 14:44:52 <Saru> (actually switching to Zhu, Spd 5, since Double Team is gone)
  972. 5 21 14:44:53 <Klark> (Bert is still out so 16 and Sobek is 23)
  973. 5 21 14:45:52 * DamienLunas has changed the topic to: Saru 22, Six 20, Kirin 14, Klark 12, Arthur 11, Mira 8, Hope 6 | Cobalion, Sobek 23, Aidan 20, Thrash 19, Cord 17, Bert 16, Nix 15, Zhu 5
  974. 5 21 14:45:55 <DamienLunas> Saru's turn
  975. 5 21 14:46:24 <Arthur> "Since there isn't a golden dragon anymore, is the position open once we beat you up? It's a little too late to show armor guy up, but I figure it's a nice question."
  976. 5 21 14:46:41  Saru once again calls out the opponent's moves (7 moves, Intuitive Logic, and im outta those)
  977. 5 21 14:46:52 <DamienLunas> "That armor was nothing more than a hunk of metal pulled around by my aura."
  978. 5 21 14:47:03 <Arthur> "...Okay, so why a fish?"
  979. 5 21 14:47:13 <DamienLunas> "To show you the difference in power."
  980. 5 21 14:47:54 <Arthur> "This is far too elaborate and complicated. If you REALLY had that kind of power, you'd be done with your 'great work' in an instant."
  981. 5 21 14:48:11 <HopeOnARope> "Let's stop yapping and fight!"
  982. 5 21 14:48:23 <DamienLunas> Close Combat, Metal Burst, Sacred Sword, Iron Head, Take Down, Double Kick, Quick attack
  983. 5 21 14:48:35 <DamienLunas> AND!
  984. 5 21 14:48:41 <DamienLunas> Battle Aura
  985. 5 21 14:48:47 <DamienLunas> Trainers can not use items!
  986. 5 21 14:48:54 <Klark> (Well then.)
  987. 5 21 14:48:57 <DamienLunas> No one may use a pokemon move that does not deal damage!
  988. 5 21 14:49:08 <Mira> (oh boy)
  989. 5 21 14:49:15 <Arthur> (well then)
  990. 5 21 14:49:29 <Arthur> (I recall something about auras being able to be broken so)
  991. 5 21 14:49:38 <Klark> (By Bone Knight...)
  992. 5 21 14:49:49 <Arthur> (We DO have a miracle berry.)
  993. 5 21 14:49:50 <DamienLunas> Enhancement Aura
  994. 5 21 14:49:58 <DamienLunas> Cobalion's stats rose Very Sharply!
  995. 5 21 14:50:02 <Klark> (True)
  996. 5 21 14:50:07 <Klark> (Ohgoddamnit)
  997. 5 21 14:50:24 <DamienLunas> Six's turn.
  998. 5 21 14:50:31 <DamienLunas> Kirin seems to be taking a come at me bro stance
  999. 5 21 14:50:46 <Six> 1d20 comes at him
  1000. 5 21 14:50:47 <DiceMaid-9001> Six, comes at him: 18 [1d20=18]
  1001. 5 21 14:50:53 <Six> 7d10+25
  1002. 5 21 14:50:54 <DiceMaid-9001> Six, 7d10+25: 52 [7d10=2,6,4,2,3,9,1]
  1003. 5 21 14:51:01 <DamienLunas> your fist passes through him harmlessly
  1004. 5 21 14:51:07 <DamienLunas> roll strength
  1005. 5 21 14:51:18 <Six> 1d20+10
  1006. 5 21 14:51:19 <DiceMaid-9001> Six, 1d20+10: 17 [1d20=7]
  1007. 5 21 14:51:32 <DamienLunas> something's up
  1008. 5 21 14:51:35 <DamienLunas> right before you hit him
  1009. 5 21 14:51:39 <DamienLunas> his aura shifted massively
  1010. 5 21 14:51:44 <DamienLunas> to the ground
  1011. 5 21 14:51:53 <DamienLunas> Klark's turn
  1012. 5 21 14:52:22  Klark Switches Bertilak out for.....Helkion)
  1013. 5 21 14:52:28 <DamienLunas> speed?
  1014. 5 21 14:52:30 <Klark> (Rock Spd Last)
  1015. 5 21 14:52:33 <DamienLunas> k
  1016. 5 21 14:52:38 <DamienLunas> Arthur's turn
  1017. 5 21 14:52:45 <Arthur> 1d20 air slash the cobalion
  1018. 5 21 14:52:46 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, air slash the cobalion: 10 [1d20=10]
  1019. 5 21 14:52:54 <DamienLunas> hits
  1020. 5 21 14:52:56 <Arthur> 5d10+4 one of these days it will flinch
  1021. 5 21 14:52:56 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, one of these days it will flinch: 30 [5d10=9,7,6,2,2]
  1022. 5 21 14:53:12 <DamienLunas> Cobalion seemed not to notice
  1023. 5 21 14:53:30 <DamienLunas> Mira's turn
  1024. 5 21 14:53:38 <Saru> (brb)
  1025. 5 21 14:53:43 <DamienLunas> Note: trainer features that aren't moves are unaffected by battle aura
  1026. 5 21 14:53:55 <DamienLunas> I.E. all your healing features still work
  1027. 5 21 14:54:02 <Mira> ((Hmmm, what do)
  1028. 5 21 14:54:03 <DamienLunas> as well as demoralize and morale rally
  1029. 5 21 14:54:33 <Arthur> (If you have morale rally, ie the flat boost, now's the time to use it on... I dunno.)
  1030. 5 21 14:54:36  Mira doesn't have morale rally :I
  1031. 5 21 14:54:46 <DamienLunas> or boost, whichever
  1032. 5 21 14:54:53 <Klark> (But all of mine are gone for today. Including wish yeah?)
  1033. 5 21 14:54:59 <DamienLunas> yyyyeah
  1034. 5 21 14:55:10 <DamienLunas> well
  1035. 5 21 14:55:12 <DamienLunas> I'll give you wish.
  1036. 5 21 14:55:23  Mira uses Morale Blessing! Sp. Atk up!
  1037. 5 21 14:56:01 <DamienLunas> okay!
  1038. 5 21 14:56:05 <DamienLunas> hope pass?
  1039. 5 21 14:56:16  HopeOnARope does!
  1040. 5 21 14:56:20  HopeOnARope spreads out though.
  1041. 5 21 14:56:32 <DamienLunas> Cobalion's turn.
  1042. 5 21 14:56:41 <DamienLunas> it eyes its targets...
  1043. 5 21 14:56:51 <DamienLunas> and suddenly rushes at sobek and helkion with blinding speed!
  1044. 5 21 14:56:57 <DamienLunas> 1d20 sacred sword
  1045. 5 21 14:56:58 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, sacred sword: 5 [1d20=5]
  1046. 5 21 14:57:00 <DamienLunas> 1d20 sacred sword
  1047. 5 21 14:57:01 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, sacred sword: 10 [1d20=10]
  1048. 5 21 14:57:03 <DamienLunas> both hit
  1049. 5 21 14:57:16 <Klark> (Wait what? What is AC?)
  1050. 5 21 14:57:18 <DamienLunas> 3d20+5d10+56
  1051. 5 21 14:57:19 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 3d20+5d10+56: 102 [3d20=13,6,12; 5d10=1,5,3,3,3]
  1052. 5 21 14:57:28 <DamienLunas> Sacred Sword's special effect: Ignores evasion.
  1053. 5 21 14:57:35 <DamienLunas> fighting damage to both.
  1054. 5 21 14:57:37 <Klark> (Well shit.)
  1055. 5 21 14:58:17 <Klark> (Helkion is still up Sobek is down.)
  1056. 5 21 14:58:25 <DamienLunas> Helkion hangs on with its sturdy body...
  1057. 5 21 14:58:25 <Klark> (Gotta love that sturdy)
  1058. 5 21 14:58:30 <DamienLunas> and grows more rocks!
  1059. 5 21 14:58:32 <DamienLunas> "GIGA!"
  1060. 5 21 14:58:43 <DamienLunas> Aidan's turn
  1061. 5 21 14:58:48  Klark Blinks.
  1062. 5 21 14:59:14 <Mira> Aidan flaps his wings and calls up an inferno around Cobalion, trying to restrict its movement!
  1063. 5 21 14:59:16 <Mira> 1d20 fire spin
  1064. 5 21 14:59:17 <DiceMaid-9001> Mira, fire spin: 19 [1d20=19]
  1065. 5 21 14:59:38 <DamienLunas> Protection Aura
  1066. 5 21 14:59:46 <Mira> 2d10+1d12+26, damage can't be brought below neutral due to tinted lens
  1067. 5 21 14:59:46 <DiceMaid-9001> Mira, damage can't be brought below neutral due to tinted lens: 42 [2d10=10,3; 1d12=3]
  1068. 5 21 14:59:54 <DamienLunas> The orange Barrier suddenly materializes in front of it
  1069. 5 21 15:00:00 <DamienLunas> Completely negating the attack.
  1070. 5 21 15:00:08 <DamienLunas> Mira suddenly feels like she knows exactly what this is
  1071. 5 21 15:00:12 <Mira> Aidan blinks. o_o
  1072. 5 21 15:00:30 <Arthur> (damage threshold or...)
  1073. 5 21 15:00:31 <DamienLunas> Protection aura activates once per round only, but completely negates the effect of a super effective attack.
  1074. 5 21 15:00:35 <Arthur> (oh.)
  1075. 5 21 15:00:48 <DamienLunas> (AT FIELDO)
  1076. 5 21 15:01:01 <Arthur> (Except in SRW it's any attack below X damage)
  1077. 5 21 15:01:05 <DamienLunas> Thrash's turn
  1078. 5 21 15:01:16 <Mira> (that means if you fuckers want me to trap it, you have to hit it with an se first)
  1079. 5 21 15:01:20 <DamienLunas> (that's right)
  1080. 5 21 15:01:27 <Arthur> (it also means we can unload with SE now)
  1081. 5 21 15:01:29 <DamienLunas> (yup)
  1082. 5 21 15:01:35 <DamienLunas> Six, thrash's turn
  1083. 5 21 15:01:39 <DamienLunas> but I think six said brb
  1084. 5 21 15:01:40 <DamienLunas> so arthur
  1085. 5 21 15:01:42 <DamienLunas> cordonazo's turn
  1086. 5 21 15:01:45 <Arthur> (gorbash did)
  1087. 5 21 15:01:51 <Six> 1d20
  1088. 5 21 15:01:51 <Arthur> The REAL golden dragon jumps.
  1089. 5 21 15:01:52 <DiceMaid-9001> Six, 1d20: 11 [1d20=11]
  1090. 5 21 15:01:59 <DamienLunas> was that bounce?
  1091. 5 21 15:02:02 <Arthur> y
  1092. 5 21 15:02:09 <HopeOnARope> (Why are you ignoring Six, DL)
  1093. 5 21 15:02:12 <HopeOnARope> (He's right there)
  1094. 5 21 15:02:19  Six delivers a flaming kick!
  1095. 5 21 15:02:21 <HopeOnARope> (And rolling for Thrash's attack)
  1096. 5 21 15:02:31 <DamienLunas> oh
  1097. 5 21 15:02:35 <Six> (It takes me a minute to think about what attack to use, geez :B)
  1098. 5 21 15:02:38 <DamienLunas> okay yeah what was that attack?
  1099. 5 21 15:02:41 <DamienLunas> blaze kick?
  1100. 5 21 15:02:43 <Six> (yeah)
  1101. 5 21 15:02:44 <DamienLunas> either way, it misses.
  1102. 5 21 15:02:52 <DamienLunas> He parries it perfectly
  1103. 5 21 15:03:28 <DamienLunas> Kirin's voice echoes in your minds, <Hahahaha! Cobalion has lived for thousands of years fighting in wars. His battle skills are unmatched.>
  1104. 5 21 15:03:41 <DamienLunas> Nix's turn
  1105. 5 21 15:03:45 <DamienLunas> unless bertilak is still out
  1106. 5 21 15:04:07 <Klark> (Nope returned he is useless without his none damage moves)
  1107. 5 21 15:04:12 <HopeOnARope> "Even so, we have to push on with everything we have!"
  1108. 5 21 15:04:16 <HopeOnARope> "Nix, Fire Punch!"
  1109. 5 21 15:04:19 <HopeOnARope> 1d20
  1110. 5 21 15:04:20 <DiceMaid-9001> HopeOnARope, 1d20: 10 [1d20=10]
  1111. 5 21 15:04:21 <DamienLunas> miss
  1112. 5 21 15:04:26 <DamienLunas> Zhu!
  1113. 5 21 15:06:07 <Saru> 1d20 Heat Crash
  1114. 5 21 15:06:08 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, Heat Crash: 14 [1d20=14]
  1115. 5 21 15:06:14 <DamienLunas> miss
  1116. 5 21 15:06:24 <Saru> (crap)
  1117. 5 21 15:06:26 <Klark> (Really? Damn.)
  1118. 5 21 15:06:28 <Arthur> (so)
  1119. 5 21 15:06:28 <DamienLunas> (this guy's defense)
  1120. 5 21 15:06:31 <DamienLunas> (IS FUCKING INSANE)
  1121. 5 21 15:06:37 <Arthur> (Oh it's just defense)
  1122. 5 21 15:06:40 <DamienLunas> (it's his highest stat.)
  1123. 5 21 15:06:49 <Saru> (shiiit)
  1124. 5 21 15:06:49 <Arthur> (I thought it was 'super legendary is immune to any melee move)
  1125. 5 21 15:06:55 <DamienLunas> (no it's not.)
  1126. 5 21 15:06:55 <Mira> (please tell me that I'm not the only one with special attackers)
  1127. 5 21 15:06:56 <Saru> (i dont really have a special attack guy)
  1128. 5 21 15:07:01 <Arthur> (I do!)
  1129. 5 21 15:07:02 <Klark> 1d20 HEAT CRASH AGAIN FROM THE ROCK
  1130. 5 21 15:07:03 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, HEAT CRASH AGAIN FROM THE ROCK: 20 [1d20=20]
  1131. 5 21 15:07:07 <Klark> (BAM)
  1132. 5 21 15:07:07 <Mira> (ahahaha)
  1133. 5 21 15:07:08 <DamienLunas> CRITICAL HIT!
  1134. 5 21 15:07:12 <DamienLunas> ANGER POINT
  1135. 5 21 15:07:17 <Klark> (FUCK)
  1136. 5 21 15:07:30 <Arthur> (damned if you do damned if you don't)
  1137. 5 21 15:07:40 <Klark> (What WC is Cobo?)
  1138. 5 21 15:07:45 <Arthur> (6)
  1139. 5 21 15:08:18 <Arthur> (heat crash is based entirely on the user's weight though)
  1140. 5 21 15:08:20 <Klark> (129 SE damages from rock anyhow.)
  1141. 5 21 15:08:32 <Mira> (hey saru)
  1142. 5 21 15:08:36 <DamienLunas> SMMMMMMASH
  1143. 5 21 15:08:38 <Saru> (yeah?)
  1144. 5 21 15:08:49 <Mira> (you don't have any special attackers?)
  1145. 5 21 15:08:55 <Mira> (mind borrowing Fion?)
  1146. 5 21 15:09:11 <DamienLunas> (he... can't really do that?)
  1147. 5 21 15:09:36 <DamienLunas> either way
  1148. 5 21 15:09:41 <DamienLunas> A MASSIVE hit from Helkion
  1149. 5 21 15:09:45 <DamienLunas> but Cobalion seems pissed off
  1150. 5 21 15:09:52 <DamienLunas> that he let him get blindsided
  1151. 5 21 15:09:59 <DamienLunas> Saru's turn
  1152. 5 21 15:10:13 <Mira> (Damien: Why not, if I specifically give him permission?)
  1153. 5 21 15:10:23 <DamienLunas> (because that's what field commander is for?)
  1154. 5 21 15:10:39 <DamienLunas> (unless he styled it...)
  1155. 5 21 15:10:50 <Saru> (hrn, would it be worth it to try and 'chete Kirin?)
  1156. 5 21 15:11:01 <HopeOnARope> (Maybe)
  1157. 5 21 15:11:04 <Mira> (saru, I don't think you could hit him)
  1158. 5 21 15:11:13 <Klark> (He would go all phase-y)
  1159. 5 21 15:11:16 <DamienLunas> Six's fist passed right through him
  1160. 5 21 15:11:23 <DamienLunas> his aura isn't by his body
  1161. 5 21 15:11:25 <DamienLunas> it's by his feet
  1162. 5 21 15:11:28 <Saru> (ah, right... dammit)
  1163. 5 21 15:11:42 <Saru> (dont really have a move then)
  1164. 5 21 15:11:46 <DamienLunas> Six?
  1165. 5 21 15:11:55  Six focuses his will...
  1166. 5 21 15:12:07 <DamienLunas> roll strength to achieve Meikyo Shisui
  1167. 5 21 15:12:20 <Mira> (so many weeaboo words)
  1168. 5 21 15:12:22 <Six> (I don't know what that means but okay!)
  1169. 5 21 15:12:25 <Six> 1d20+10
  1170. 5 21 15:12:26 <DiceMaid-9001> Six, 1d20+10: 26 [1d20=16]
  1171. 5 21 15:12:28 <Arthur> (gahndahm)
  1172. 5 21 15:12:37 <DamienLunas> Six's aura shines gold!
  1173. 5 21 15:12:43 <DamienLunas> And he hears a voice.
  1174. 5 21 15:12:47 <DamienLunas> <Six...>
  1175. 5 21 15:12:49 <DamienLunas> it's dex's voice
  1176. 5 21 15:12:57 <DamienLunas> <You must... defeat my son...>
  1177. 5 21 15:13:14 <DamienLunas> <Feel... his aura...>
  1178. 5 21 15:13:24 <DamienLunas> <He is not before your eyes...>
  1179. 5 21 15:13:40 <DamienLunas> <You must wait... watch... his aura...>
  1180. 5 21 15:14:11 <DamienLunas> Six, what do?
  1181. 5 21 15:14:23  Six ... waits.
  1182. 5 21 15:14:43 <DamienLunas> 1d20 his body dissapears as his aura floods your shadow, which begins to rise out of the ground!
  1183. 5 21 15:14:44 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, his body dissapears as his aura floods your shadow, which begins to rise out of the ground!: 3 [1d20=3]
  1184. 5 21 15:14:53 <DamienLunas> It reaches for your throat, but misses!
  1185. 5 21 15:14:54 <DamienLunas> <NOW!>
  1186. 5 21 15:15:40 <Six> 1d20 SMACK
  1187. 5 21 15:15:41 <DiceMaid-9001> Six, SMACK: 14 [1d20=14]
  1188. 5 21 15:15:55 <DamienLunas> you hit him with a golden aura puuunch!
  1189. 5 21 15:16:04 <Six> 7d10+25
  1190. 5 21 15:16:05 <DiceMaid-9001> Six, 7d10+25: 81 [7d10=10,5,9,6,8,9,9]
  1191. 5 21 15:16:21 <DamienLunas> He is knocked back, reverting to his original form.
  1192. 5 21 15:16:31 <DamienLunas> "Impressive..."
  1193. 5 21 15:16:52 <DamienLunas> "So you weren't wasting your time with that old man. But I have many other powers... after all, Giratina is also the creator."
  1194. 5 21 15:17:13 <Six> "Well then, let's see what you have."
  1195. 5 21 15:17:16 <DamienLunas> You watch his aura as it flashes a pinkish purple. It feels like he's getting ready to bend the fabric of space itself!
  1196. 5 21 15:17:22 <DamienLunas> Klark's turn
  1197. 5 21 15:17:44 <Six> ( > pinkish purple ... get off my colors, bro >:[ )
  1198. 5 21 15:17:46 <Klark> (Pass)
  1199. 5 21 15:17:53 <DamienLunas> Arthur's turn
  1200. 5 21 15:18:10 <Klark> (Aw shit I mean Klark Sends out his Sudo Pomona Spd 3 derp)
  1201. 5 21 15:18:21  Arthur charges HIMSELF up.
  1202. 5 21 15:18:29 <HopeOnARope> (Can't)
  1203. 5 21 15:18:33 <HopeOnARope> (It's a pokemon move)
  1204. 5 21 15:18:36 <Arthur> (oh right)
  1205. 5 21 15:18:36 <HopeOnARope> (That doesn't do damage)
  1206. 5 21 15:18:37 <HopeOnARope> (=()
  1207. 5 21 15:18:39 <Arthur> (THIS IS SO SLOW)
  1208. 5 21 15:18:44 <DamienLunas> (yes it is. move faster.)
  1209. 5 21 15:18:46 <Arthur> 1d20 fuck airslash again i guess
  1210. 5 21 15:18:47 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, fuck airslash again i guess: 3 [1d20=3]
  1211. 5 21 15:18:49 <DamienLunas> Misses
  1212. 5 21 15:18:51 <DamienLunas> Mira, hope?
  1213. 5 21 15:18:57 <DamienLunas> (anyone got good music?)
  1214. 5 21 15:19:02  HopeOnARope tries to figure out what the fuck's going on over there with Kirin and Six.
  1215. 5 21 15:19:28 <Mira> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0D0zAvQJ5NM
  1216. 5 21 15:19:39 <DamienLunas> Hope you've got no fucking clue what's going on.
  1217. 5 21 15:19:51  Mira takes a deep breath, then chargest at giratina boy >:
  1218. 5 21 15:19:53 <Mira> 1d20 punch
  1219. 5 21 15:19:54 <DiceMaid-9001> Mira, punch: 14 [1d20=14]
  1220. 5 21 15:20:09 <DamienLunas> hits.
  1221. 5 21 15:20:12 <HopeOnARope> "Mira!"
  1222. 5 21 15:20:15 <Mira> 1d4-4 lol minimum 1 damage
  1223. 5 21 15:20:16 <DiceMaid-9001> Mira, lol minimum 1 damage: -2 [1d4=2]
  1224. 5 21 15:20:39 <Arthur> (It wouldn't be as slow if you didn't love sequences and monologues)
  1225. 5 21 15:20:48  Mira mostly hurts her hand :C
  1226. 5 21 15:20:49 <DamienLunas> wap
  1227. 5 21 15:20:59 <DamienLunas> "Heh, little girl, you want to play in god's domain?"
  1228. 5 21 15:21:02 <DamienLunas> Cobalion's turn
  1229. 5 21 15:21:28 <DamienLunas> It uses...
  1230. 5 21 15:21:32 <DamienLunas> Iron head on thrash
  1231. 5 21 15:21:33 <DamienLunas> 1d20
  1232. 5 21 15:21:34 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d20: 18 [1d20=18]
  1233. 5 21 15:21:37 <Mira> "You're hardly a god - and you should let that poor pokemon go!"
  1234. 5 21 15:21:39 <DamienLunas> hit and flinch!
  1235. 5 21 15:22:01 <DamienLunas> 5d10+80+5d10
  1236. 5 21 15:22:02 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 5d10+80+5d10: 132 [5d10=1,4,3,2,8; 5d10=8,10,6,5,5]
  1237. 5 21 15:22:06 <DamienLunas> steel damage
  1238. 5 21 15:22:39 <Six> Thrash is out~
  1239. 5 21 15:22:55 <DamienLunas> Aidan's turn
  1240. 5 21 15:23:27 <DamienLunas> "Foolish girl, that creature serves me of its own will. It realizes the truth that it was fighting for the wrong god the whole time."
  1241. 5 21 15:23:43 <Mira> "I don't believe that for one second!"
  1242. 5 21 15:23:50 <Saru> (lies?)
  1243. 5 21 15:23:54 <DamienLunas> (nope)
  1244. 5 21 15:23:58 <DamienLunas> Cobalion just remains silent.
  1245. 5 21 15:24:25 <Mira> 1d20 Aidan uses Aurora Beam on giratina boy!
  1246. 5 21 15:24:26 <DiceMaid-9001> Mira, Aidan uses Aurora Beam on giratina boy!: 9 [1d20=9]
  1247. 5 21 15:24:32 <Mira> hit?
  1248. 5 21 15:24:32 <DamienLunas> hits!
  1249. 5 21 15:25:06 <Mira> 2d20+32
  1250. 5 21 15:25:07 <DiceMaid-9001> Mira, 2d20+32: 49 [2d20=16,1]
  1251. 5 21 15:25:22 <DamienLunas> Cord's turn arthur
  1252. 5 21 15:26:02 <DamienLunas> arthur.
  1253. 5 21 15:26:05 <Arthur> 1d20 bounce on stupid guy, NOT the antelope
  1254. 5 21 15:26:06 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, bounce on stupid guy, NOT the antelope: 11 [1d20=11]
  1255. 5 21 15:26:27 <Klark> (Damn no one used a SE on Antelope this turn did they.)
  1256. 5 21 15:26:35 <Mira> nope
  1257. 5 21 15:26:36 <DamienLunas> Intercept
  1258. 5 21 15:26:37 <Arthur> (It's not worth it without special attackers)
  1259. 5 21 15:26:42 <DamienLunas> roll damage
  1260. 5 21 15:26:51 <Arthur> 5d20+1d10+24 that's fine too
  1261. 5 21 15:26:51 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, that's fine too: 55 [5d20=5,1,1,5,15; 1d10=4]
  1262. 5 21 15:26:54 <Mira> don't you have to roll for intercept
  1263. 5 21 15:26:56 <Arthur> (GODDAMN DICEMAID)
  1264. 5 21 15:27:00 <Arthur> (Not if speed is FIRST)
  1265. 5 21 15:27:01 <DamienLunas> not when you have like 50 speed
  1266. 5 21 15:27:07 <Mira> fair enough
  1267. 5 21 15:27:13 <DamienLunas> I think it's
  1268. 5 21 15:27:15 <DamienLunas> 35+?
  1269. 5 21 15:27:16 <DamienLunas> is no roll?
  1270. 5 21 15:27:24 <DamienLunas> plink
  1271. 5 21 15:27:36 <DamienLunas> Nix's turn
  1272. 5 21 15:27:40 <HopeOnARope> "Ok, Nix, change of plan! Back up and DRAGON RAGE."
  1273. 5 21 15:27:50 <DamienLunas> ooh, nice idea.
  1274. 5 21 15:27:56 <DamienLunas> roll to hit
  1275. 5 21 15:27:58 <HopeOnARope> Nix flies into the air, flapping back a ways, and unleashes a blast of special fire.
  1276. 5 21 15:27:59 <HopeOnARope> 1d20
  1277. 5 21 15:28:00 <DiceMaid-9001> HopeOnARope, 1d20: 17 [1d20=17]
  1278. 5 21 15:28:02 <DamienLunas> hits!
  1279. 5 21 15:28:04 <HopeOnARope> Flat 30!
  1280. 5 21 15:28:05 <Arthur> (Exactly what I was going to do next turn)
  1281. 5 21 15:28:21 <DamienLunas> Zhu's turn
  1282. 5 21 15:28:27 <DamienLunas> or wait
  1283. 5 21 15:28:32 <DamienLunas> klark did you send out something
  1284. 5 21 15:28:39 <HopeOnARope> (Sudo speed 3)
  1285. 5 21 15:28:41 <Saru> (did it get by an SE at some point here? he did, but its after Zhu)
  1286. 5 21 15:28:47 * DiceMaid-9001 is now known as Jessie
  1287. 5 21 15:28:49 <HopeOnARope> (It hasn't yet Saru)
  1288. 5 21 15:28:52 <Saru> 1d20 Ember
  1289. 5 21 15:28:52 <Mira> "Kirin! Snap out of it! The other knights...they're still looking for you! They still have faith in you!"
  1290. 5 21 15:28:55 <Jessie> Saru, Ember: 9 [1d20=9]
  1291. 5 21 15:29:05 <HopeOnARope> (*Cobalion, Mira, Kirin is the human)
  1292. 5 21 15:29:05 * Jessie is now known as DiceMaid-9001
  1293. 5 21 15:29:14 <DamienLunas> that's...
  1294. 5 21 15:29:20 <Mira> (whoops)
  1295. 5 21 15:29:27 <DamienLunas> miss
  1296. 5 21 15:29:29 <Mira> (well then swap'em :3c)
  1297. 5 21 15:29:32 <Saru> (dammit)
  1298. 5 21 15:30:09 <Klark> "Pomona...Rock Tomb!"
  1299. 5 21 15:30:10 <Klark> 1d20
  1300. 5 21 15:30:11 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, 1d20: 10 [1d20=10]
  1301. 5 21 15:30:15 <DamienLunas> miss
  1302. 5 21 15:30:29 <Klark> "Helkion Rock Slide!"
  1303. 5 21 15:30:30 <DamienLunas> Helkion's turn
  1304. 5 21 15:30:30 <Klark> 1d20
  1305. 5 21 15:30:31 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, 1d20: 16 [1d20=16]
  1306. 5 21 15:30:39 <DamienLunas> hit!
  1307. 5 21 15:31:07 <Klark> 6d10+29
  1308. 5 21 15:31:08 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, 6d10+29: 63 [6d10=5,1,9,4,9,6]
  1309. 5 21 15:31:16 <Klark> (But super resisted)
  1310. 5 21 15:31:20 <DamienLunas> indeed
  1311. 5 21 15:31:22 <DamienLunas> and inner focus
  1312. 5 21 15:31:42 <DamienLunas> Saru's turn
  1313. 5 21 15:32:05 <Saru> 1d20 'chete giratina boy
  1314. 5 21 15:32:06 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, 'chete giratina boy: 17 [1d20=17]
  1315. 5 21 15:32:15 <DamienLunas> 1d20
  1316. 5 21 15:32:16 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d20: 8 [1d20=8]
  1317. 5 21 15:32:21 <DamienLunas> you hit him
  1318. 5 21 15:32:31 <Saru> 2d20+17
  1319. 5 21 15:32:32 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, 2d20+17: 26 [2d20=8,1]
  1320. 5 21 15:32:34 * Six is now known as Clegane
  1321. 5 21 15:32:40 <DamienLunas> but barely any damage...
  1322. 5 21 15:32:42 <Klark> (Shit I may have to go run an errand in a half an hour)
  1323. 5 21 15:32:43 <DamienLunas> Six's turn
  1324. 5 21 15:32:44 * Clegane is now known as Six
  1325. 5 21 15:33:04  Six sends out ... uh
  1326. 5 21 15:33:19 <Six> (Sending out babby grimer for this fight seems silly, but Eris wouldn't be able to DO anything...)
  1327. 5 21 15:33:28 <Six> (why do all my pokemon keep getting one-shot ;o;)
  1328. 5 21 15:33:28 <Arthur> (milotic)
  1329. 5 21 15:33:33 <Six> (milotic is down)
  1330. 5 21 15:33:33 <Arthur> (MILOTIC IS A SPECIAL ATTACKER)
  1331. 5 21 15:33:35 <Klark> (Yeah man.)
  1332. 5 21 15:33:38 <Six> (MILOTIC IS DOWN)
  1333. 5 21 15:33:43 <Klark> (I WILL WISH IT)
  1334. 5 21 15:33:45 <Mira> (EVERYTHING IS UP)
  1335. 5 21 15:33:47 <HopeOnARope> (Uh, DL said everything was up)
  1336. 5 21 15:33:50 <DamienLunas> (everything is up.)
  1337. 5 21 15:33:50 <Arthur> (well then it's your fault for being stupid)
  1338. 5 21 15:33:50 <Mira> (REMEMBER HOW WE GOT FULL HEALED)
  1339. 5 21 15:34:00 <DamienLunas> (everything got to full in exchange for klark losing all healing powers.)
  1340. 5 21 15:34:05  Six sends out Milotic then.
  1341. 5 21 15:35:14 <Arthur> (you know you should really use the time in between your turns to consider your next move)
  1342. 5 21 15:35:44 <DamienLunas> come on six
  1343. 5 21 15:35:47 <DamienLunas> what's trainer action
  1344. 5 21 15:36:03 <Six> 1d20 crit check
  1345. 5 21 15:36:04 <DiceMaid-9001> Six, crit check: 19 [1d20=19]
  1346. 5 21 15:36:11 <DamienLunas> what was that?
  1347. 5 21 15:36:20 <Arthur> (shadow punch presumably)
  1348. 5 21 15:36:26 <Six> 3d10+25 shadow punch
  1349. 5 21 15:36:27 <DiceMaid-9001> Six, shadow punch: 49 [3d10=7,9,8]
  1350. 5 21 15:36:48 <DamienLunas> Kirin thinks...
  1351. 5 21 15:36:49 <DamienLunas> 1d2
  1352. 5 21 15:36:51 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d2: 1 [1d2=1]
  1353. 5 21 15:37:05 <DamienLunas> he'd rather go for six than acknowledge mira.
  1354. 5 21 15:37:12 <DamienLunas> 1d20 Spacial Rend
  1355. 5 21 15:37:13 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, Spacial Rend: 7 [1d20=7]
  1356. 5 21 15:37:30 <DamienLunas> 4d20+30 hey, not a crit :D
  1357. 5 21 15:37:31 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, hey, not a crit :D: 62 [4d20=14,1,6,11]
  1358. 5 21 15:37:39 <HopeOnARope> (What's his dex, Dox?)
  1359. 5 21 15:37:43 <HopeOnARope> (Because that shit is AC 3)
  1360. 5 21 15:37:44 <DamienLunas> or wait!
  1361. 5 21 15:37:45 <DamienLunas> that's ac 3
  1362. 5 21 15:37:55 <Six> (AC3 -just- misses then)
  1363. 5 21 15:37:55 <DamienLunas> shit, it BARELY misses!
  1364. 5 21 15:38:24 <DamienLunas> he waves his hand and a shockwave of purple energy that twists dimensions flies past you.
  1365. 5 21 15:38:47 <DamienLunas> Roll strength, six
  1366. 5 21 15:38:54 <Six> 1d20+10
  1367. 5 21 15:38:55 <DiceMaid-9001> Six, 1d20+10: 29 [1d20=19]
  1368. 5 21 15:39:12 <DamienLunas> You can see his aura flash red, he's about to unleash a huge burst of fire energy!
  1369. 5 21 15:39:41 <DamienLunas> everyone close is going to get burnt to a crisp!
  1370. 5 21 15:39:53 <DamienLunas> Klark's turn
  1371. 5 21 15:39:56 <Klark> 1d20 Mudslap the DeerKnight When it is Klarks turn
  1372. 5 21 15:39:56 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, Mudslap the DeerKnight When it is Klarks turn: 1 [1d20=1]
  1373. 5 21 15:39:59 <Six> "Mira! Get away from him! He's gonna do some sort of .. fire .. thingy!"
  1374. 5 21 15:40:02 <DamienLunas> whiff
  1375. 5 21 15:40:05 <Klark> (Wow)
  1376. 5 21 15:40:40 <DamienLunas> Arthur's turn
  1377. 5 21 15:40:57 <Arthur> 1d20 one of these days cobalion, one of these days
  1378. 5 21 15:40:58 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, one of these days cobalion, one of these days: 12 [1d20=12]
  1379. 5 21 15:41:04 <Arthur> 5d10+4 :I
  1380. 5 21 15:41:05 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, :I: 30 [5d10=4,3,7,9,3]
  1381. 5 21 15:41:09 <DamienLunas> ac 3 right? at least it hit him
  1382. 5 21 15:41:24 <DamienLunas> Mira's turn
  1383. 5 21 15:41:29 <DamienLunas> also I just said he had inner focus arthur
  1384. 5 21 15:41:37 <Arthur> (oh right)
  1385. 5 21 15:41:45 <Arthur> (OH RIGHT I wanted to try discharging)
  1386. 5 21 15:41:47 <DamienLunas> and hope
  1387. 5 21 15:41:50  HopeOnARope calls out to Cobalion. "We just recently found out what the people called Rocket did! And we're going to fix their mistakes no matter what it takes. Why do you believe in someone who's so blatantly evil?!"
  1388. 5 21 15:41:58 <DamienLunas> "..."
  1389. 5 21 15:42:04  Mira beats a hasty retreat the hell away from whatsisface and also doot doot demoralizin' some def
  1390. 5 21 15:42:13 <DamienLunas> Demoralized!
  1391. 5 21 15:42:41 <DamienLunas> his def is significantly less obscene!
  1392. 5 21 15:42:54 <DamienLunas> Cobalion's turn
  1393. 5 21 15:43:24 <DamienLunas> he uses take down on Aidan!
  1394. 5 21 15:43:24 <DamienLunas> 1d20
  1395. 5 21 15:43:26 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d20: 19 [1d20=19]
  1396. 5 21 15:43:29 <Mira> ouch
  1397. 5 21 15:43:32 <Mira> hits
  1398. 5 21 15:43:46 <DamienLunas> 3d20+80
  1399. 5 21 15:43:47 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 3d20+80: 110 [3d20=15,13,2]
  1400. 5 21 15:44:11 <HopeOnARope> (Oh yes)
  1401. 5 21 15:44:16 <Mira> holy shit he's still up
  1402. 5 21 15:44:16 <HopeOnARope> (There is one pokemon I'd like to send out)
  1403. 5 21 15:44:24 <Mira> after 100 damage
  1404. 5 21 15:44:29 <DamienLunas> holy shit
  1405. 5 21 15:44:30  HopeOnARope uses the rest of her turn to throw out a pokeball.
  1406. 5 21 15:44:35 <HopeOnARope> "Kumiho... let's go."
  1407. 5 21 15:44:38 <DamienLunas> it slams into aidan, but it's still up! what?!
  1408. 5 21 15:44:40 <HopeOnARope> (Speed 19)
  1409. 5 21 15:44:46 <Mira> (he has 3 hp left :3c)
  1410. 5 21 15:44:49 <Klark> (Uh...Would Transform work?)
  1411. 5 21 15:44:52 <HopeOnARope> (Oh wait shit)
  1412. 5 21 15:44:55 <HopeOnARope> (It wouldn't would it)
  1413. 5 21 15:44:59 <DamienLunas> why wouldn't it?
  1414. 5 21 15:45:04 <Mira> (battle aura)
  1415. 5 21 15:45:05 <Klark> (BATTLE AURA)
  1416. 5 21 15:45:08 <DamienLunas> oh right!
  1417. 5 21 15:45:12 <DamienLunas> yeah it wouldn't :P
  1418. 5 21 15:45:15 <Arthur> (but the ability version)
  1419. 5 21 15:45:16 <HopeOnARope> (And I already used Imposter. ;_;)
  1420. 5 21 15:45:20 <Arthur> (isn't the move now is it)
  1421. 5 21 15:45:21 <DamienLunas> psst
  1422. 5 21 15:45:24 <Mira> (eccentric might work)
  1423. 5 21 15:45:25 <DamienLunas> mira roll int to not forget something?
  1424. 5 21 15:45:43 <DamienLunas> wait
  1425. 5 21 15:45:44 <DamienLunas> nevermind
  1426. 5 21 15:45:46 <DamienLunas> I'm stupid
  1427. 5 21 15:45:47 <DamienLunas> ignore me
  1428. 5 21 15:45:48 <Mira> 1d20+7 oh boy I love 'not forgetting' things I've never heard before
  1429. 5 21 15:45:49 <DiceMaid-9001> Mira, oh boy I love 'not forgetting' things I've never heard before: 10 [1d20=3]
  1430. 5 21 15:45:52 <Mira> oh well
  1431. 5 21 15:46:05 <DamienLunas> (I meant flame body but I realized it's daily...)
  1432. 5 21 15:46:09 <HopeOnARope> (Nevermind, if transform won't work and imposter didn't refresh, I won't use Kumiho. =()
  1433. 5 21 15:46:11 <DamienLunas> (so disregard me I suck cocks.)
  1434. 5 21 15:46:23 <DamienLunas> (unless you didn't use it and I'm imagining things.)
  1435. 5 21 15:46:23 <Six> (hgggn also I have a feeling I might get kidnapped soon)
  1436. 5 21 15:46:23 <HopeOnARope> (Too bad, she would have been awesome here)
  1437. 5 21 15:46:31 <DamienLunas> anyway
  1438. 5 21 15:46:32 <Mira> (well, I haven't used it)
  1439. 5 21 15:46:35 <Mira> (flame bodyyyy)
  1440. 5 21 15:46:40 <DamienLunas> (oh you haven't? Cool.)
  1441. 5 21 15:46:44 <DamienLunas> Cobalion is burned!
  1442. 5 21 15:47:01 <DamienLunas> His defense is back to sane levels!
  1443. 5 21 15:47:09 <Mira> (nope, I used someone who wasn't aidan in every fight before this)
  1444. 5 21 15:47:16 <DamienLunas> uhh
  1445. 5 21 15:47:24 <DamienLunas> sobek's down, aidan I guess?
  1446. 5 21 15:47:37 <DamienLunas> what's milotic's speed, six
  1447. 5 21 15:47:42 <Mira> Aidan focuses on Cobalion and sucks his energy
  1448. 5 21 15:47:48 <Six> (10)
  1449. 5 21 15:47:50 <Mira> 1d20 leech life
  1450. 5 21 15:47:51 <DiceMaid-9001> Mira, leech life: 10 [1d20=10]
  1451. 5 21 15:48:00 <Mira> 1d8+32 lol tinted lens
  1452. 5 21 15:48:01 <DiceMaid-9001> Mira, lol tinted lens: 34 [1d8=2]
  1453. 5 21 15:48:05 <Mira> 1d12
  1454. 5 21 15:48:06 <DiceMaid-9001> Mira, 1d12: 12 [1d12=12]
  1455. 5 21 15:48:10 <DamienLunas> hmm
  1456. 5 21 15:48:15 <Six> (I shouldn't have sent him out though, he really can't do shit)
  1457. 5 21 15:48:20 <Arthur> 1d20 dragon rage
  1458. 5 21 15:48:20 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, dragon rage: 11 [1d20=11]
  1459. 5 21 15:48:27 * DamienLunas has changed the topic to: Saru 22, Six 20, Kirin 14, Klark 12, Arthur 11, Mira 8, Hope 6 | Cobalion, Sobek 23, Aidan 20, Thrash 19, Cord 17, Bert 16, Nix 15, Milotic, Zhu 5
  1460. 5 21 15:48:36 <DamienLunas> hits
  1461. 5 21 15:48:39 <DamienLunas> and you heal...
  1462. 5 21 15:48:58 <DamienLunas> 3 damage
  1463. 5 21 15:49:05 <Mira> :c
  1464. 5 21 15:49:07 <Mira> oh well
  1465. 5 21 15:49:13 <Mira> that doubles his hp
  1466. 5 21 15:49:17 <DamienLunas> haha
  1467. 5 21 15:49:26 <DamienLunas> anyway dragon rage hits, next is... nix
  1468. 5 21 15:49:40 <HopeOnARope> "Take advantage of the opportunity, Nix! Fire Punch again!"
  1469. 5 21 15:49:57 <HopeOnARope> Nix swoops down, even if this hits it'll only open an opportunity for the others...
  1470. 5 21 15:49:57 <HopeOnARope> 1d20
  1471. 5 21 15:49:57 <DiceMaid-9001> HopeOnARope, 1d20: 4 [1d20=4]
  1472. 5 21 15:49:57 <DamienLunas> roll it hope
  1473. 5 21 15:49:59 <DamienLunas> misses
  1474. 5 21 15:50:09 <DamienLunas> Milotic's turn
  1475. 5 21 15:50:42 * DamienLunas has changed the topic to: Saru 22, Six 20, Kirin 14, Klark 12, Arthur 11, Mira 8, Hope 6 | Cobalion, Sobek 23, Aidan 20, Cord 17, Nix 15, Milotic 10, Zhu 5, Pomona 3, Rock last
  1476. 5 21 15:50:49 * DamienLunas has changed the topic to: Saru 22, Six 20, Kirin 14, Klark 12, Arthur 11, Mira 8, Hope 6 | Cobalion, Aidan 20, Cord 17, Nix 15, Milotic 10, Zhu 5, Pomona 3, Rock last
  1477. 5 21 15:51:09 <DamienLunas> six, milotic's turn
  1478. 5 21 15:51:32 <Six> 1d20 dragon pulse
  1479. 5 21 15:51:33 <DiceMaid-9001> Six, dragon pulse: 19 [1d20=19]
  1480. 5 21 15:51:43 <Six> (too bad he resists)
  1481. 5 21 15:52:01 <Six> 3d20+23
  1482. 5 21 15:52:01 <DiceMaid-9001> Six, 3d20+23: 51 [3d20=19,1,8]
  1483. 5 21 15:52:09 <Mira> (also I don't need to duck out any more because :S)
  1484. 5 21 15:52:16 <Saru> (ah)
  1485. 5 21 15:52:16 <Arthur> (:S?)
  1486. 5 21 15:52:28 <DamienLunas> slowly chipping away
  1487. 5 21 15:52:29 <DamienLunas> Zhu's turn
  1488. 5 21 15:52:41 <Saru> (no SE so far, right?)
  1489. 5 21 15:52:44 <DamienLunas> nope
  1490. 5 21 15:52:45 <Saru> 1d20 Ember again
  1491. 5 21 15:52:46 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, Ember again: 19 [1d20=19]
  1492. 5 21 15:52:48 <Klark> (Not yet)
  1493. 5 21 15:52:53 <DamienLunas> Protection Aura!
  1494. 5 21 15:52:55 <DamienLunas> Pomona's turn
  1495. 5 21 15:52:58 <Klark> (That'll do pig)
  1496. 5 21 15:52:59 <Six> (also I'm being told that we're leaving at 6:30 for dinner)
  1497. 5 21 15:53:00 <Klark> "LOW KICK!"
  1498. 5 21 15:53:03 <Klark> 1d20
  1499. 5 21 15:53:04 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, 1d20: 12 [1d20=12]
  1500. 5 21 15:53:11 <Six> (which means I have to get showered and dressed like now)
  1501. 5 21 15:53:13 <DamienLunas> that...
  1502. 5 21 15:53:19 <DamienLunas> hits.
  1503. 5 21 15:53:25 <Arthur> (ohboyherewego)
  1504. 5 21 15:53:43 <Klark> 5d20+25
  1505. 5 21 15:53:44 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, 5d20+25: 78 [5d20=5,2,16,10,20]
  1506. 5 21 15:54:09 <DamienLunas> a massive low kick from Pomona sweeps him off his feet!
  1507. 5 21 15:54:21 <DamienLunas> He looks quite weary from the combination.
  1508. 5 21 15:54:25 <DamienLunas> Helkion's turn.
  1509. 5 21 15:54:52 <Klark> "I'm sorry Hel but we need this right now...MAGNITUDE!"
  1510. 5 21 15:54:53  Stark (Starkanine@sux-2723BE0.hsd1.wa.comcast.net) has joined #TurfWars
  1511. 5 21 15:54:59 <Klark> 1d20
  1512. 5 21 15:54:59 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, 1d20: 19 [1d20=19]
  1513. 5 21 15:55:03 <Klark> 1d10
  1514. 5 21 15:55:04 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, 1d10: 6 [1d10=6]
  1515. 5 21 15:55:20 <DamienLunas> magnitude 6!
  1516. 5 21 15:55:33 <Klark> 4d6+29
  1517. 5 21 15:55:33 <DamienLunas> that's 4d6
  1518. 5 21 15:55:34 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, 4d6+29: 44 [4d6=4,3,3,5]
  1519. 5 21 15:55:50 <Klark> (And Helkion Passes out =( )
  1520. 5 21 15:55:57 <DamienLunas> pshoop.
  1521. 5 21 15:55:58 <DamienLunas> he happy
  1522. 5 21 15:56:01 <HopeOnARope> (From what?)
  1523. 5 21 15:56:06 <DamienLunas> saru's turn
  1524. 5 21 15:56:09 <Klark> (Magnitude.)
  1525. 5 21 15:56:12 <DamienLunas> magnitude does damage to yourself in PTA
  1526. 5 21 15:56:15 <DamienLunas> minor damage but damage.
  1527. 5 21 15:56:16 <HopeOnARope> (Weird)
  1528. 5 21 15:56:25  Saru continues with the 'chete-ing.
  1529. 5 21 15:56:27 <Saru> 1d20
  1530. 5 21 15:56:28 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, 1d20: 8 [1d20=8]
  1531. 5 21 15:56:28 <Arthur> (what the dicks)
  1532. 5 21 15:56:32 <DamienLunas> hits
  1533. 5 21 15:56:35 <DamienLunas> wait
  1534. 5 21 15:56:38 <DamienLunas> almost forgot
  1535. 5 21 15:56:39 <DamienLunas> 1d20
  1536. 5 21 15:56:39 <Saru> 2d20+17
  1537. 5 21 15:56:40 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d20: 9 [1d20=9]
  1538. 5 21 15:56:40 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, 2d20+17: 35 [2d20=6,12]
  1539. 5 21 15:56:45 <DamienLunas> Suddenly
  1540. 5 21 15:56:48 <DamienLunas> Cobalion intercepts
  1541. 5 21 15:56:52 <DamienLunas> and locks his horns with your sword
  1542. 5 21 15:57:01 <DamienLunas> *SMASH*
  1543. 5 21 15:57:23 <DamienLunas> it breaks the sword like it was made out of glass
  1544. 5 21 15:57:35 <Klark> (Not the 'chete!)
  1545. 5 21 15:57:41 <Mira> (the chete ;_;)
  1546. 5 21 15:57:44 <DamienLunas> Divinity Aura
  1547. 5 21 15:57:46 <Arthur> (I have a feeling DL was waiting for this)
  1548. 5 21 15:58:01 <Arthur> (just so you would finally use the special bandito sword that probably does SPECIAL damage)
  1549. 5 21 15:58:07 <DamienLunas> (wow arthur)
  1550. 5 21 15:58:08 <Arthur> (that we've had laying around)
  1551. 5 21 15:58:20 <DamienLunas> (I'm surprised you actually not only remembered that but got it right)
  1552. 5 21 15:58:28  Saru throws the broken blade away. "You may have been one of the musketeers once, but now you're just a broken shadow."
  1553. 5 21 15:58:33 <DamienLunas> "..."
  1554. 5 21 15:58:35 <HopeOnARope> (I was thinking about it too)
  1555. 5 21 15:58:37 <Arthur> (I thought it was obvious from square one and thought I had pointed out)
  1556. 5 21 15:58:45 <Six> (well, it's been sitting in the inventory the entire time :B)
  1557. 5 21 15:58:45 <Mira> (what arthur said)
  1558. 5 21 15:58:47 <Saru> (i was told its a heavy blade)
  1559. 5 21 15:58:47 <DamienLunas> it just stares at you coldly.
  1560. 5 21 15:59:14 <DamienLunas> Six's turn
  1561. 5 21 15:59:17 <Six> "Why are you defending this creep anyway?"
  1562. 5 21 15:59:22 <DamienLunas> "..."
  1563. 5 21 15:59:25 <Six> 1d20 faia paunch
  1564. 5 21 15:59:26 <DiceMaid-9001> Six, faia paunch: 16 [1d20=16]
  1565. 5 21 15:59:31 <DamienLunas> on which?
  1566. 5 21 15:59:35 <Six> (deer)
  1567. 5 21 15:59:43 <DamienLunas> it's blocked by his aura!
  1568. 5 21 16:00:03 <DamienLunas> Kirin's turn
  1569. 5 21 16:00:08 <DamienLunas> 1d20 sacred fire on six
  1570. 5 21 16:00:09 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, sacred fire on six: 5 [1d20=5]
  1571. 5 21 16:00:31 <DamienLunas> (dicemaid haet kirin)
  1572. 5 21 16:00:37 <Mira> (oh hey I just realized something)
  1573. 5 21 16:00:37 <DamienLunas> it misses six.
  1574. 5 21 16:00:43 <Mira> (sacred fire hits in a burst right)
  1575. 5 21 16:00:45 <DamienLunas> Klark's turn
  1576. 5 21 16:00:51 <DamienLunas> it also missed the cobalion.
  1577. 5 21 16:00:56 <Mira> (and guess who is standing next to co- dammit)
  1578. 5 21 16:01:00 <Klark> 1d20 Mud Slap
  1579. 5 21 16:01:00 <Saru> (itd miss me too, if it mixed six)
  1580. 5 21 16:01:00 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, Mud Slap: 4 [1d20=4]
  1581. 5 21 16:01:05 <DamienLunas> missfest
  1582. 5 21 16:01:08 <Saru> (*missed)
  1583. 5 21 16:01:08 <DamienLunas> arthur
  1584. 5 21 16:01:14 <Arthur> 1d20 discharge?
  1585. 5 21 16:01:15 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, discharge?: 20 [1d20=20]
  1586. 5 21 16:01:19 <Arthur> (PARALYZE)
  1587. 5 21 16:01:23 <DamienLunas> how much damage
  1588. 5 21 16:01:24 <Arthur> (54 lol)
  1589. 5 21 16:01:31 <Six> (ok I am being threatened with a rolled up newspaper)
  1590. 5 21 16:01:36 <Six> (I need to go :S)
  1591. 5 21 16:01:41 <DamienLunas> (okay six)
  1592. 5 21 16:01:42 * Six is now known as Paradox
  1593. 5 21 16:01:47 <HopeOnARope> (:< Byebye)
  1594. 5 21 16:01:52 <HopeOnARope> (No judgment. ;;)
  1595. 5 21 16:02:38 <Saru> (i had two questions - do we have the bandito sword, and what kind of blade is it? because the reason i havent used it to this point is that i was told it was a heavy blade)
  1596. 5 21 16:02:49 <Arthur> (You probably misinterpreted)
  1597. 5 21 16:02:55 <HopeOnARope> (I thought it was a rapier)
  1598. 5 21 16:02:57 <DamienLunas> (I thought you were a heavy blade user)
  1599. 5 21 16:03:02 <Arthur> (if he said it w--oh)
  1600. 5 21 16:03:10 <Arthur> (I was thinking DL described it as "heavy" and you assumed)
  1601. 5 21 16:03:11 <Saru> (i asked specifically and- see, no, im a light blade user)
  1602. 5 21 16:03:16 <Arthur> (but no charisma is light)
  1603. 5 21 16:03:27 <DamienLunas> (which is higher, your charisma or your dex)
  1604. 5 21 16:03:27 <Arthur> (why do you think max has a knife)
  1605. 5 21 16:03:35 <Mira> (blade weapons use str)
  1606. 5 21 16:03:42 <Saru> (and its Cha anyways)
  1607. 5 21 16:03:44 <Klark> (Crap I need to dip out for like 15. Have a 'meeting' with my boss apparently he just schedualed me for.)
  1608. 5 21 16:04:00 <DamienLunas> (anyone want to take a quick break)
  1609. 5 21 16:04:03 <HopeOnARope> (Sure)
  1610. 5 21 16:04:05 <Mira> (sounds good)
  1611. 5 21 16:04:07 <Arthur> (sure why not.)
  1612. 5 21 16:04:10 <Saru> (okay)
  1613. 5 21 16:04:31 * Klark is now known as MeetinKlark
  1614. 5 21 16:04:33 <MeetinKlark> (Sorry guys)
  1615. 5 21 16:05:17 <Saru> (so, anyways, thats why ive stuck with the 'chete and not used the bandito sword)
  1616. 5 21 16:05:24 <Mira> (maybe DL and saru can use the time to work out the sword thing)
  1617. 5 21 16:05:53 <HopeOnARope> (I always had the impression the sword was a rapier)
  1618. 5 21 16:06:09 <HopeOnARope> (I sort of thought it fit spanish swordfighter)
  1619. 5 21 16:06:18 <HopeOnARope> (Especially after he stabbed hope instead of slicing at her)
  1620. 5 21 16:06:24 <DamienLunas> (it was a rapier.)
  1621. 5 21 16:06:33 <DamienLunas> (it counts as a light blade)
  1622. 5 21 16:06:38 <DamienLunas> (can use either your dex or cha for damage, saru)
  1623. 5 21 16:07:39 <Saru> (well, the spaniards did basically invent that style of sword, with the espada ropera)
  1624. 5 21 16:07:53 <Mira> (dude)
  1625. 5 21 16:07:56 <Mira> (we're in france)
  1626. 5 21 16:08:06 <Arthur> (southern france though)
  1627. 5 21 16:08:11 <DamienLunas> (Yeah, so anyway.)
  1628. 5 21 16:08:13 <Arthur> (it's CLOSE to spain)
  1629. 5 21 16:08:14 <HopeOnARope> (Fencing is also in france)
  1630. 5 21 16:08:15 <DamienLunas> (Kirin: your thoughts?)
  1631. 5 21 16:08:21 <HopeOnARope> (This is a motherfucker)
  1632. 5 21 16:08:28 <DamienLunas> (En Garde is french)
  1633. 5 21 16:08:33 <Arthur> well
  1634. 5 21 16:08:41 <Arthur> i did expect the luvdisc to be more ridiculous but
  1635. 5 21 16:08:45 <Saru> yeah
  1636. 5 21 16:08:46 <Arthur> this also makes sense.
  1637. 5 21 16:08:53 <DamienLunas> yup
  1638. 5 21 16:08:53 <HopeOnARope> I always thought the champion was optional
  1639. 5 21 16:09:00 <DamienLunas> This isn't the champion.
  1640. 5 21 16:09:08 <Mira> arthur
  1641. 5 21 16:09:12 <Arthur> anise
  1642. 5 21 16:09:13 <HopeOnARope> But he IS the last of the 4100
  1643. 5 21 16:09:14 <HopeOnARope> right
  1644. 5 21 16:09:14 <HopeOnARope> :<
  1645. 5 21 16:09:15 <Saru> anyways, the thing is, since i havent been using the bandito sword...
  1646. 5 21 16:09:16 <DamienLunas> yes
  1647. 5 21 16:09:18 <DamienLunas> THIS IS THE LAST ONE
  1648. 5 21 16:09:28 <Mira> you been first disc final dungeon'd
  1649. 5 21 16:09:29 <DamienLunas> also you don't have the sword with you
  1650. 5 21 16:09:37 <DamienLunas> it's on the wall
  1651. 5 21 16:09:38 <Mira> whelp
  1652. 5 21 16:09:40 <DamienLunas> next to your dragon head.
  1653. 5 21 16:09:45 <Mira> so much for things I guess
  1654. 5 21 16:09:50 <Arthur> what things
  1655. 5 21 16:09:54 <HopeOnARope> Hey DL
  1656. 5 21 16:09:57 <DamienLunas> yes hope?
  1657. 5 21 16:09:59 <HopeOnARope> Can we salvage Kohryu's armor
  1658. 5 21 16:10:00 <Arthur> i think we're doing pretty well really.
  1659. 5 21 16:10:06 <HopeOnARope> Or did it crumble
  1660. 5 21 16:10:22 <DamienLunas> it's armor for a 9 foot tall guy.
  1661. 5 21 16:10:24 <HopeOnARope> I think it'd look great in our hall
  1662. 5 21 16:10:28 <DamienLunas> oh yeah
  1663. 5 21 16:10:31 <Saru> i do have a backup weapon
  1664. 5 21 16:10:32 <DamienLunas> it'd look amazing.
  1665. 5 21 16:10:49 <Mira> I'm not carrying it
  1666. 5 21 16:10:57 <Arthur> we have a gyarados
  1667. 5 21 16:10:57 <Saru> i got it
  1668. 5 21 16:11:00 <Arthur> power 6
  1669. 5 21 16:11:08 <HopeOnARope> We have plenty of time to salvage this tower if we manage to beat this shit
  1670. 5 21 16:11:16 <Saru> Zhu also Power 6 interestingly
  1671. 5 21 16:11:24 <HopeOnARope> Assuming we aren't zergrushed by rocket or cap
  1672. 5 21 16:11:48 <Mira> or team scourge
  1673. 5 21 16:11:55 <Mira> assume I did that in color
  1674. 5 21 16:12:03 <HopeOnARope> scourge isn't the one I'm worried about
  1675. 5 21 16:12:34 <HopeOnARope> TEAM SCOURGE
  1676. 5 21 16:12:36 <HopeOnARope> Oops
  1677. 5 21 16:12:39 <HopeOnARope> Wrong color
  1678. 5 21 16:13:01 <HopeOnARope> Also
  1679. 5 21 16:13:07 <HopeOnARope> This is Cobalion's theme now.
  1680. 5 21 16:13:07 <HopeOnARope> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdX7j0w5zj4
  1681. 5 21 16:13:09 <DamienLunas> anyway I have a plan for how to canonically deal with six
  1682. 5 21 16:13:30 <HopeOnARope> What about him? You mean the rest of the fight?
  1683. 5 21 16:13:36 <Arthur> I think...
  1684. 5 21 16:13:46 <Arthur> That if the miracle berry doesn't go off here, and it really might not
  1685. 5 21 16:13:58 <Arthur> Rocket is the next most dramatic shot
  1686. 5 21 16:14:03 <HopeOnARope> If it goes off here, I know who's getting it
  1687. 5 21 16:14:10 <HopeOnARope> And it's not Arthur
  1688. 5 21 16:14:11 <HopeOnARope> :3c
  1689. 5 21 16:14:18 <Arthur> who saru?
  1690. 5 21 16:14:21 <HopeOnARope> Yes
  1691. 5 21 16:15:12 * Hau is now known as Kit
  1692. 5 21 16:18:09 <Saru> (herp, sorry)
  1693. 5 21 16:28:46 * Kit is now known as Hau
  1694. 5 21 16:31:13  HopeisthePope (Anonymous@sux-5DA0FE1B.jan.bellsouth.net) has joined #TurfWars
  1695. 5 21 16:31:20 <HopeisthePope> !dm9001 lastlines #10
  1696. 5 21 16:31:46 <Arthur> where klark ;-;
  1697. 5 21 16:32:10 <Mira> klark being bosmann'd
  1698. 5 21 16:32:49  HopeOnARope has quit (Ping timeout)
  1699. 5 21 16:34:22 <Arthur> man, in one of my other games early on
  1700. 5 21 16:34:34 <Arthur> it turned out that the work people monitored everyone's computers
  1701. 5 21 16:34:51 <Arthur> and one of the players was fired for being on IRC to play during work
  1702. 5 21 16:34:59 <Mira> :c
  1703. 5 21 16:36:40 <HopeisthePope> =(
  1704. 5 21 16:36:55 <Arthur> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv6RbEOlqRo This is always my intermission music though whenever any game takes a break
  1705. 5 21 16:38:38 <Arthur> Though, after surfing through a bunch of video game music which it SEEMS people use slightly more than animu osts, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51PjXPBPWco I think I found something for kirin
  1706. 5 21 16:39:51 <DamienLunas> john madden john madden john madden john madden john madden john madden john madden john madden john madden john madden
  1707. 5 21 16:39:51 <Mira> >romancing saga
  1708. 5 21 16:39:55 <Mira> I still need to play that
  1709. 5 21 16:39:56  Mira slaps DL
  1710. 5 21 16:40:07 <Arthur> football
  1711. 5 21 16:41:11 <DamienLunas> here comes another chinese earthquake ebrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbr
  1712. 5 21 16:41:11 <Saru> uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
  1713. 5 21 16:41:22 <Arthur> Still not as funny as aeros's
  1714. 5 21 16:41:37 <DamienLunas> yeah
  1715. 5 21 16:41:41 <DamienLunas> that made me lol hard
  1716. 5 21 16:41:58 <Saru> ?
  1717. 5 21 16:42:04 <MeetinKlark> OI
  1718. 5 21 16:42:05 <Arthur> I'm pretty :< that nobody took the opportunity to talk to the captain though
  1719. 5 21 16:42:29 <Arthur> you would've gotten PERSPECTIVE and OPINIONS and A LITTLE SILLINESS and A SUPER SPECIAL SANDILE
  1720. 5 21 16:42:49 <DamienLunas> what is it water ground?
  1721. 5 21 16:42:56 <Arthur> water/ground, egg moves...
  1722. 5 21 16:43:05 <Saru> Tessa didnt want his opinion :V she had a pretty good idea what it was gonna be
  1723. 5 21 16:43:24 <Arthur> egg moves aqua jet, muddy water, thunder fang
  1724. 5 21 16:43:37 <Arthur> inherited TM moves dragon claw, shadow claw, brick break, EQ
  1725. 5 21 16:43:41 * MeetinKlark is now known as Klark
  1726. 5 21 16:43:44 <Arthur> a really fucking good sandile
  1727. 5 21 16:43:54 <DamienLunas> yeah, but it would have made you happy
  1728. 5 21 16:44:01 <DamienLunas> so we all refused unanimously.
  1729. 5 21 16:44:08 <Arthur> hey
  1730. 5 21 16:44:14 <Arthur> i took time out to talk to indigo
  1731. 5 21 16:44:19 <Arthur> also are we starting back up now
  1732. 5 21 16:44:25 <Klark> I got a raise =D
  1733. 5 21 16:44:29 <Arthur> hooray!
  1734. 5 21 16:44:33 <DamienLunas> hooray
  1735. 5 21 16:44:37 <DamienLunas> now I will murder all your pokeymans
  1736. 5 21 16:44:40 <DamienLunas> out of jealousy.
  1737. 5 21 16:44:41 <Saru> hoooray!
  1738. 5 21 16:44:42 <Klark> =9
  1739. 5 21 16:44:44 <DamienLunas> mira saru arthur klark hope
  1740. 5 21 16:44:46 <Klark> =(*
  1741. 5 21 16:45:45 <HopeisthePope> Staca dere bata
  1742. 5 21 16:46:00 <DamienLunas> Mira's turn
  1743. 5 21 16:46:02 <DamienLunas> then hope's
  1744. 5 21 16:48:08 <Klark> (I don't get to send out a poke? If I do I am sending out...Luchabear Spd 20)
  1745. 5 21 16:48:16 <DamienLunas> kk
  1746. 5 21 16:48:22 <Mira> "Cobalion! Don't abandon the other knights! They still believe in you!" (using Praise)
  1747. 5 21 16:48:31 <DamienLunas> (roll it)
  1748. 5 21 16:48:39 <Mira> (sec)
  1749. 5 21 16:48:55 <Arthur> (it's both modifiers)
  1750. 5 21 16:49:23 <Mira> 1d20+15
  1751. 5 21 16:49:23 <DiceMaid-9001> Mira, 1d20+15: 30 [1d20=15]
  1752. 5 21 16:49:34 <DamienLunas> 1d20
  1753. 5 21 16:49:36 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d20: 20 [1d20=20]
  1754. 5 21 16:49:51 <Klark> (Well this can't be good)
  1755. 5 21 16:49:55 <HopeisthePope> (That's either really good or really bad)
  1756. 5 21 16:49:56 <DamienLunas> It throws off the paralysis
  1757. 5 21 16:50:09 <Arthur> (oh u)
  1758. 5 21 16:50:15 <DamienLunas> it doesn't respond to mira
  1759. 5 21 16:50:16 <DamienLunas> but
  1760. 5 21 16:50:24 <DamienLunas> roll perception, mira
  1761. 5 21 16:50:58 <Mira> 1d20+8
  1762. 5 21 16:50:59 <DiceMaid-9001> Mira, 1d20+8: 9 [1d20=1]
  1763. 5 21 16:51:02 <Mira> chosen one
  1764. 5 21 16:52:06 <DamienLunas> pm'd
  1765. 5 21 16:52:14 <DamienLunas> Cobalion attacks...
  1766. 5 21 16:52:29 <DamienLunas> Zhu and Luchabear with sacredsword
  1767. 5 21 16:52:30 <DamienLunas> 1d20
  1768. 5 21 16:52:31 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d20: 17 [1d20=17]
  1769. 5 21 16:52:33 <DamienLunas> 1d20
  1770. 5 21 16:52:34 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d20: 19 [1d20=19]
  1771. 5 21 16:52:44 <DamienLunas> 3d20+5d10+80
  1772. 5 21 16:52:44 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 3d20+5d10+80: 146 [3d20=7,15,13; 5d10=7,2,5,7,10]
  1773. 5 21 16:52:46 <Klark> (Ohgosh Can I activate Solid Rock?)
  1774. 5 21 16:52:48 <Arthur> (well at least it doesn't have any special effects on a high roll)
  1775. 5 21 16:52:50 <DamienLunas> you can
  1776. 5 21 16:52:57 <Klark> (Totally doing so.)
  1777. 5 21 16:53:23 <Saru> (Zhu's out)
  1778. 5 21 16:53:42 <DamienLunas> Aidan's turn
  1779. 5 21 16:53:51 <Klark> (As is bear)
  1780. 5 21 16:54:02 <Mira> Aidan takes advantage of the fact that the AT field is down!
  1781. 5 21 16:54:06 <Mira> 1d20 fire spin
  1782. 5 21 16:54:07 <DiceMaid-9001> Mira, fire spin: 10 [1d20=10]
  1783. 5 21 16:54:11 <DamienLunas> ac?
  1784. 5 21 16:54:23 <Mira> 3
  1785. 5 21 16:54:32 <DamienLunas> misses by 1.
  1786. 5 21 16:54:33 <Mira> attacker wins tie
  1787. 5 21 16:54:35 <Mira> what
  1788. 5 21 16:54:48 <DamienLunas> (40 sdef)
  1789. 5 21 16:54:49 <Mira> k
  1790. 5 21 16:54:59 <DamienLunas> Cordonazo's turn
  1791. 5 21 16:55:06 <Arthur> 1d20 thunder fang cobalion
  1792. 5 21 16:55:07 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, thunder fang cobalion: 7 [1d20=7]
  1793. 5 21 16:55:12 <DamienLunas> miss
  1794. 5 21 16:55:31 <DamienLunas> Nix
  1795. 5 21 16:56:02 <HopeisthePope> "Let's see, um... Go for Aqua Tail!"
  1796. 5 21 16:56:04 <HopeisthePope> 1d20
  1797. 5 21 16:56:04 <DiceMaid-9001> HopeisthePope, 1d20: 19 [1d20=19]
  1798. 5 21 16:56:12 <DamienLunas> hits!
  1799. 5 21 16:56:19 <HopeisthePope> 3d20+23
  1800. 5 21 16:56:20 <DiceMaid-9001> HopeisthePope, 3d20+23: 66 [3d20=20,17,6]
  1801. 5 21 16:56:37 <DamienLunas> a strong hit
  1802. 5 21 16:56:44 <DamienLunas> zhu is down, pomona
  1803. 5 21 16:56:59 * DamienLunas has changed the topic to: Saru 22, Six 20, Kirin 14, Klark 12, Arthur 11, Mira 8, Hope 6 | Cobalion, Aidan 20, Cord 17, Nix 15, Pomona 3
  1804. 5 21 16:57:11 <Klark> 1d20 Crit for Faintattack for no damage
  1805. 5 21 16:57:12 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, Crit for Faintattack for no damage: 4 [1d20=4]
  1806. 5 21 16:57:26 <DamienLunas> Justified!
  1807. 5 21 16:57:31 <HopeisthePope> (Good thing it's already at max combat stages)
  1808. 5 21 16:57:34 <DamienLunas> yup :P
  1809. 5 21 16:57:34 <Klark> 3d10+25
  1810. 5 21 16:57:35 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, 3d10+25: 37 [3d10=1,3,8]
  1811. 5 21 16:57:48 <DamienLunas> Saru's turn
  1812. 5 21 16:58:33  Saru pulls his brother's switchblade out of his boot, and then calls out... Sai-fon. (Spd 22)
  1813. 5 21 16:59:14 * DamienLunas has changed the topic to: Saru 22, Six 20, Kirin 14, Klark 12, Arthur 11, Mira 8, Hope 6 | Cobalion, Sai-Fon 22, Aidan 20, Cord 17, Nix 15, Pomona 3
  1814. 5 21 16:59:15 <DamienLunas> 1d20+10
  1815. 5 21 16:59:16 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d20+10: 14 [1d20=4]
  1816. 5 21 16:59:19 <DamienLunas> 1d20
  1817. 5 21 16:59:20 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d20: 18 [1d20=18]
  1818. 5 21 16:59:57 <DamienLunas> Six focuses and gains his golden aura!
  1819. 5 21 17:00:06 <DamienLunas> He fires arceus's judgement at them!
  1820. 5 21 17:00:25 <DamienLunas> 4d20+10
  1821. 5 21 17:00:26 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 4d20+10: 47 [4d20=20,4,3,10]
  1822. 5 21 17:00:40 <DamienLunas> actually it'd be 25.
  1823. 5 21 17:01:21 <DamienLunas> it strikes both cobalion and Kirin!
  1824. 5 21 17:01:31 <DamienLunas> his protection aura doesn't activate!
  1825. 5 21 17:01:48 <DamienLunas> "Tch... I've had enough of your pitiful haou-ken!"
  1826. 5 21 17:02:09 <DamienLunas> He reaches out his hand to Six, "Time Prison."
  1827. 5 21 17:02:29 <DamienLunas> Suddenly, Six is trapped by the Wanderer of Time's signature move!
  1828. 5 21 17:02:47 <HopeisthePope> "S-Six?!"
  1829. 5 21 17:02:49 <DamienLunas> He's trapped in some kind of green sphere, frozen in time.
  1830. 5 21 17:03:05 <DamienLunas> (Celebi needs a signature move.)
  1831. 5 21 17:03:14 <DamienLunas> Klark's turn
  1832. 5 21 17:03:26 <Arthur> (in during giving kain ideas for rocket)
  1833. 5 21 17:03:34 <HopeisthePope> (Indeed)
  1834. 5 21 17:03:36  Klark Blinks at Six then back at Kirin. 'What the hell is this?" He sends out....Nasica spd 6
  1835. 5 21 17:03:46 <HopeisthePope> (Legendaries are going to get far stronger)
  1836. 5 21 17:03:59 <DamienLunas> "Just another taste of the power of the True Supreme King."
  1837. 5 21 17:04:01 <Arthur> (Will we get proper signature moves? :D)
  1838. 5 21 17:04:07 <HopeisthePope> (Possibly)
  1839. 5 21 17:04:18 <DamienLunas> Arthur's turn
  1840. 5 21 17:04:33 <Arthur> 1d20 more discharge
  1841. 5 21 17:04:34 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, more discharge: 18 [1d20=18]
  1842. 5 21 17:04:41 <Arthur> (paralyzed them both again)
  1843. 5 21 17:04:44 <Arthur> 5d10+4
  1844. 5 21 17:04:45 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, 5d10+4: 19 [5d10=7,4,2,1,1]
  1845. 5 21 17:04:55 <DamienLunas> paralyzed!
  1846. 5 21 17:05:17 <DamienLunas> Mira's turn
  1847. 5 21 17:05:52 <Mira> 1d20+15 herp autosucceed "Cobalion! They've been searching for you all this time - and so have the humans allied with them! It doesn't matter what's happened between you, they just want to see you again!"
  1848. 5 21 17:05:53 <DiceMaid-9001> Mira, herp autosucceed "Cobalion! They've been searching for you all this time - and so have the humans allied with them! It doesn't matter what's happened between you, they just want to see you again!": 28 [1d20=13]
  1849. 5 21 17:06:12 <DamienLunas> 1d20
  1850. 5 21 17:06:14 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d20: 6 [1d20=6]
  1851. 5 21 17:06:17  HopeisthePope watches Mira, hoping she's getting through to him.
  1852. 5 21 17:06:18 <DamienLunas> 1d20
  1853. 5 21 17:06:20 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d20: 2 [1d20=2]
  1854. 5 21 17:06:56 <DamienLunas> It turns away from Mira ashamed
  1855. 5 21 17:07:08 <DamienLunas> "Quit listening to her. Attack the other girl."
  1856. 5 21 17:07:13 <DamienLunas> 1d20 iron head on hope
  1857. 5 21 17:07:15 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, iron head on hope: 13 [1d20=13]
  1858. 5 21 17:07:23 <HopeisthePope> 1d20 intercept?
  1859. 5 21 17:07:24 <DiceMaid-9001> HopeisthePope, intercept?: 20 [1d20=20]
  1860. 5 21 17:07:28 <DamienLunas> (Is anyone getting in th- okay)
  1861. 5 21 17:07:38 <Saru> (i was going to but too slow)
  1862. 5 21 17:07:39 <HopeisthePope> "Oh god-"
  1863. 5 21 17:07:45 <DamienLunas> Nix blocks it
  1864. 5 21 17:07:50 <DamienLunas> 10d10+80
  1865. 5 21 17:07:51 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 10d10+80: 132 [10d10=10,3,10,10,3,4,4,4,3,1]
  1866. 5 21 17:08:24 <HopeisthePope> Nix swoops down and takes the hit dramatically, being throw off to the side like a ragdoll.
  1867. 5 21 17:08:26 <HopeisthePope> He doesn't get back up.
  1868. 5 21 17:08:28 <HopeisthePope> "N-nix!"
  1869. 5 21 17:08:35 <DamienLunas> "..."
  1870. 5 21 17:08:38 <Mira> (am I gonna have to fucking miracles)
  1871. 5 21 17:08:44 <HopeisthePope> (Naw, he's fine)
  1872. 5 21 17:08:45 <DamienLunas> (it's not even SE)
  1873. 5 21 17:08:45 <HopeisthePope> (Just down)
  1874. 5 21 17:08:52 <DamienLunas> (probably not even at -100%)
  1875. 5 21 17:08:57 <DamienLunas> okay
  1876. 5 21 17:08:59 <DamienLunas> Saifon's turn
  1877. 5 21 17:09:15 <Saru> "Hope! Sai-fon, get him!"
  1878. 5 21 17:09:38 <Saru> 1d20 Sky Uppercut
  1879. 5 21 17:09:39 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, Sky Uppercut: 20 [1d20=20]
  1880. 5 21 17:09:48 <Klark> (...Sad face)
  1881. 5 21 17:09:50 <DamienLunas> ; ;
  1882. 5 21 17:09:50 <Saru> (maaaaan, thats gonna get wasted)
  1883. 5 21 17:09:59 <DamienLunas> She delivers a powerfully angry hit
  1884. 5 21 17:10:05 <DamienLunas> but the orange barrier merely crackles
  1885. 5 21 17:10:11 <DamienLunas> and negates her punch
  1886. 5 21 17:10:13 <DamienLunas> Aidan's turn
  1887. 5 21 17:10:17 <Mira> "Ember!"
  1888. 5 21 17:10:19 <HopeisthePope> (You would have thought Judgment would have negated it for the turn)
  1889. 5 21 17:10:20 <Mira> 1d20 whee
  1890. 5 21 17:10:21 <DiceMaid-9001> Mira, whee: 3 [1d20=3]
  1891. 5 21 17:10:24 <Mira> :c
  1892. 5 21 17:10:29 <Mira> at least he's still taking burn damage right
  1893. 5 21 17:10:31 <DamienLunas> (Judgement didn't negate)
  1894. 5 21 17:10:33 <DamienLunas> (It ignored)
  1895. 5 21 17:10:43 <Saru> (at least its down for the turn :V)
  1896. 5 21 17:11:07 <DamienLunas> (how many things?)
  1897. 5 21 17:11:23 <Saru> (what?)
  1898. 5 21 17:11:26 <HopeisthePope> (What things)
  1899. 5 21 17:11:26 <DamienLunas> (err...)
  1900. 5 21 17:11:29 <DamienLunas> (I DON'T KNOW)
  1901. 5 21 17:11:31 <DamienLunas> (FUCK)
  1902. 5 21 17:11:35 <DamienLunas> (AAAAAARGH)
  1903. 5 21 17:11:36 <Arthur> (what.)
  1904. 5 21 17:11:37 <DamienLunas> (oh.)
  1905. 5 21 17:11:39 <Klark> 9What?)
  1906. 5 21 17:11:39 <DamienLunas> (How many turns)
  1907. 5 21 17:11:44 <DamienLunas> (has it had burn on it)
  1908. 5 21 17:11:49 <Klark> (Two or three?)
  1909. 5 21 17:11:56 <DamienLunas> (I think two yeah)
  1910. 5 21 17:12:08 <DamienLunas> okay
  1911. 5 21 17:12:14 <DamienLunas> cordonazzo's turn
  1912. 5 21 17:12:15 <Arthur> The fis--TRUE GOLDEN DRAGON leers.
  1913. 5 21 17:12:17 <Arthur> http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lifiwprqgX1qe956r.png
  1914. 5 21 17:12:21 <HopeisthePope> (Hey DL)
  1915. 5 21 17:12:25 <Happymancer> (haha)
  1916. 5 21 17:12:28 <HopeisthePope> (You remember burn reduces def stages right)
  1917. 5 21 17:12:28 <Arthur> (OH WAIT STUPID AURA)
  1918. 5 21 17:12:33 <Arthur> 1d20 ice fang I guess then :I
  1919. 5 21 17:12:34 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, ice fang I guess then :I: 16 [1d20=16]
  1920. 5 21 17:12:37 <Saru> (its down for turn)
  1921. 5 21 17:12:45 <Klark> (Battle Aura isn't)
  1922. 5 21 17:12:54 <Arthur> 2d20+24 loldamage
  1923. 5 21 17:12:55 <Saru> (oh, leer, right)
  1924. 5 21 17:12:55 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, loldamage: 58 [2d20=14,20]
  1925. 5 21 17:13:02 <Arthur> he's still staring though.
  1926. 5 21 17:13:21 <Klark> "Nasica Growth, Pomona go for another low kick!"
  1927. 5 21 17:13:23 <Klark> 1d20
  1928. 5 21 17:13:23 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, 1d20: 20 [1d20=20]
  1929. 5 21 17:13:29 <Arthur> (and THERE we go)
  1930. 5 21 17:13:31 <DamienLunas> fucking ow
  1931. 5 21 17:13:33 <Klark> (...=D)
  1932. 5 21 17:13:44 <Klark> (125 SE)
  1933. 5 21 17:13:45 <Mira> (:3)
  1934. 5 21 17:14:01 <Saru> (cant growth, can you?)
  1935. 5 21 17:14:11 <Klark> (Aw shit you are right. Fuck)
  1936. 5 21 17:14:15 <Klark> 1d20 Lol gigadrain.
  1937. 5 21 17:14:15 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, Lol gigadrain.: 19 [1d20=19]
  1938. 5 21 17:14:23 <Saru> (oh wow)
  1939. 5 21 17:14:23 <DamienLunas> resisted
  1940. 5 21 17:14:27 <DamienLunas> but still hits
  1941. 5 21 17:14:31 <Klark> (She has nomoves)
  1942. 5 21 17:14:41 <Klark> 4d10+26
  1943. 5 21 17:14:42 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, 4d10+26: 49 [4d10=8,8,5,2]
  1944. 5 21 17:14:52 <DamienLunas> 3 damage healed
  1945. 5 21 17:15:00 <DamienLunas> However
  1946. 5 21 17:15:05 <DamienLunas> the low kick damages him badly!
  1947. 5 21 17:15:10 <DamienLunas> He struggles to get back up to his feet.
  1948. 5 21 17:15:18 <DamienLunas> Saru's turn
  1949. 5 21 17:15:41 <Saru> 1d20 knife Kirin
  1950. 5 21 17:15:42 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, knife Kirin: 7 [1d20=7]
  1951. 5 21 17:15:51 <DamienLunas> misses
  1952. 5 21 17:16:05 <DamienLunas> "Well well well..."
  1953. 5 21 17:16:13 <DamienLunas> "It's time to bring out the big guns."
  1954. 5 21 17:16:19 <DamienLunas> "Here's a move that has been lost to time."
  1955. 5 21 17:16:24 <DamienLunas> "Genocidal Purge."
  1956. 5 21 17:16:25 <DamienLunas> 1d20
  1957. 5 21 17:16:26 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d20: 1 [1d20=1]
  1958. 5 21 17:16:30 <Klark> (AHAHAHAHAHAHAA)
  1959. 5 21 17:16:31 <Mira> (mfw)
  1960. 5 21 17:16:33 <DamienLunas> (god damn it dicemaid)
  1961. 5 21 17:16:34 <Arthur> (whoops!)
  1962. 5 21 17:16:38 <DamienLunas> (SATOSHI'S LUCK)
  1963. 5 21 17:16:40 <Mira> (fuck your shit kirin)
  1964. 5 21 17:16:41 <Saru> (she's always trollin' someone)
  1965. 5 21 17:16:41 <DamienLunas> 1d20
  1966. 5 21 17:16:42 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d20: 10 [1d20=10]
  1967. 5 21 17:16:42 <Mira> (aw)
  1968. 5 21 17:16:43 <HopeisthePope> (Damien why are you using Rocket Genosect's signature)
  1969. 5 21 17:16:52 <HopeisthePope> (:<)
  1970. 5 21 17:17:07 <DamienLunas> (well they didn't know what it was until you told them.)
  1971. 5 21 17:17:13 <HopeisthePope> (:3c)
  1972. 5 21 17:17:15 <DamienLunas> (it's 7d20 right)
  1973. 5 21 17:17:18 <Arthur> (We all could've guessed though)
  1974. 5 21 17:17:19 <HopeisthePope> (Yes)
  1975. 5 21 17:17:21 <Mira> (yep)
  1976. 5 21 17:17:23 <DamienLunas> 7d20+30
  1977. 5 21 17:17:25 <Klark> (Ohdear)
  1978. 5 21 17:17:25 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 7d20+30: 97 [7d20=3,4,3,17,18,11,11]
  1979. 5 21 17:17:25 <Mira> (poor mecha hitler)
  1980. 5 21 17:17:34 <HopeisthePope> (And you are fucking lucky)
  1981. 5 21 17:17:37 <HopeisthePope> (It crits on 11-20)
  1982. 5 21 17:17:40 <DamienLunas> (yup.)
  1983. 5 21 17:17:51 <Klark> (I assume it is hitting everyone?)
  1984. 5 21 17:18:24 <DamienLunas> (Nah he doesn't want it to hit cobalion)
  1985. 5 21 17:18:35 <DamienLunas> (So he spread out. It will hit saru and arthur though.)
  1986. 5 21 17:18:40 <DamienLunas> (no wait.)
  1987. 5 21 17:18:42 <DamienLunas> (saru and klark)
  1988. 5 21 17:19:06 <Klark> (Noted)
  1989. 5 21 17:19:08 <DamienLunas> okay
  1990. 5 21 17:19:09  Saru grits his teeth.
  1991. 5 21 17:19:09 <Arthur> (good because that would've taken me down.)
  1992. 5 21 17:19:11 <DamienLunas> Klark's turn
  1993. 5 21 17:19:17 <Arthur> (And I have exactly enough HP for something fun.)
  1994. 5 21 17:19:29  Klark Groans as he is hit by the attack. "Motherfu-"
  1995. 5 21 17:19:33 <Klark> 1d20 mud slap the antelope
  1996. 5 21 17:19:34 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, mud slap the antelope: 15 [1d20=15]
  1997. 5 21 17:19:41 <DamienLunas> hits!
  1998. 5 21 17:19:42 <Klark> 1d8+5
  1999. 5 21 17:19:42 <Arthur> "Big guns, huh?"
  2000. 5 21 17:19:43 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, 1d8+5: 8 [1d8=3]
  2001. 5 21 17:19:46 <DamienLunas> You've forced it to waste its aura!
  2002. 5 21 17:20:06 <DamienLunas> arthur's turn
  2003. 5 21 17:20:08 <Arthur> "Fine with me! EVERYTHING OR NOTHING!"
  2004. 5 21 17:20:14 <Arthur> 1d20 aeroblast cobalion
  2005. 5 21 17:20:15 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, aeroblast cobalion: 5 [1d20=5]
  2006. 5 21 17:20:16 <Klark> (Ohgoddamnit)
  2007. 5 21 17:20:17 <DamienLunas> nothing.
  2008. 5 21 17:20:28 <Arthur> (I'm still up by some amount though)
  2009. 5 21 17:20:39 <DamienLunas> Cobalion dodges swiftly!
  2010. 5 21 17:20:42 <Arthur> (In fact I have enough to do one more and continue standing.)
  2011. 5 21 17:20:53 <DamienLunas> Mira's turn, hope's turn
  2012. 5 21 17:20:56 <Arthur> (...at 1 HP.)
  2013. 5 21 17:21:05 <Happymancer> (the best idea)
  2014. 5 21 17:21:07  HopeisthePope runs over to Nix's side and throws her arms around him in a hug.
  2015. 5 21 17:21:11 <Arthur> (THE BEST IDEA.)
  2016. 5 21 17:21:40 <HopeisthePope> "...Thank you so much Nix... I'll make sure that sacrifice doesn't go to waste...!"
  2017. 5 21 17:21:51  Stark has quit (Quit: )
  2018. 5 21 17:21:52  HopeisthePope returns him and turns to face Cobalion, tossing out another Pokeball.
  2019. 5 21 17:21:57 <HopeisthePope> "Galix!"
  2020. 5 21 17:22:05 <DamienLunas> galix is a starmie now right
  2021. 5 21 17:22:10 <HopeisthePope> (Water/Psychic vs Steel/Fighting...)
  2022. 5 21 17:22:11 <HopeisthePope> (Yup)
  2023. 5 21 17:22:17 <DamienLunas> speed?
  2024. 5 21 17:22:26 <HopeisthePope> 20!
  2025. 5 21 17:22:49 <Mira> 1d20+15 "Please! No matter what happens, at least promise me you'll see them after this..."
  2026. 5 21 17:22:49 <DiceMaid-9001> Mira, "Please! No matter what happens, at least promise me you'll see them after this...": 26 [1d20=11]
  2027. 5 21 17:22:55 <Mira> (aaand out of praises)
  2028. 5 21 17:23:24 * DamienLunas has changed the topic to: Saru 22, Six 20, Kirin 14, Klark 12, Arthur 11, Mira 8, Hope 6 | Cobalion, Sai-Fon 22, Galix, Aidan 20, Cord 17, Nix 15, Pomona 3
  2029. 5 21 17:23:30 <DamienLunas> 1d20
  2030. 5 21 17:23:32 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d20: 17 [1d20=17]
  2031. 5 21 17:23:36 <DamienLunas> 1d20
  2032. 5 21 17:23:36 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d20: 12 [1d20=12]
  2033. 5 21 17:23:41 <DamienLunas> "..."
  2034. 5 21 17:23:46 <DamienLunas> "Penance..."
  2035. 5 21 17:23:56 <DamienLunas> Cobalion finally says something.
  2036. 5 21 17:24:17 <DamienLunas> Kirin glares, "I don't recall giving you permission to speak to her. Hurry up and finish that girl."
  2037. 5 21 17:24:31 <DamienLunas> 1d20 sacred sword passing through galix onto hope
  2038. 5 21 17:24:32 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, sacred sword passing through galix onto hope: 16 [1d20=16]
  2039. 5 21 17:24:33 <DamienLunas> 1d20
  2040. 5 21 17:24:34 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d20: 15 [1d20=15]
  2041. 5 21 17:24:48 <DamienLunas> He raises his antlers in preparation to strike hope with them
  2042. 5 21 17:24:59 <Saru> (can i try to intercept that? as in, Saru)
  2043. 5 21 17:25:03 <DamienLunas> (you can.)
  2044. 5 21 17:25:09  HopeisthePope watches unflinchingly.
  2045. 5 21 17:25:17 <HopeisthePope> "Do what you must, but we will fight on."
  2046. 5 21 17:25:31 <DamienLunas> 3d20+5d10+80
  2047. 5 21 17:25:33 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 3d20+5d10+80: 114 [3d20=7,3,6; 5d10=5,3,4,5,1]
  2048. 5 21 17:25:40 <Saru> 1d20
  2049. 5 21 17:25:41 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, 1d20: 1 [1d20=1]
  2050. 5 21 17:25:45 <Saru> (fffuuuu)
  2051. 5 21 17:25:50 <Klark> (all of the nope)
  2052. 5 21 17:25:50 <DamienLunas> (oh snap)
  2053. 5 21 17:26:09 <DamienLunas> Saru in his rush, trips as he tries to rush to hope!
  2054. 5 21 17:26:10 <Mira> (can Aidan intercept?)
  2055. 5 21 17:26:12 <DamienLunas> It pauses...
  2056. 5 21 17:26:14 <Saru> (chosen one?)
  2057. 5 21 17:26:17 <DamienLunas> and then brings down its sword
  2058. 5 21 17:26:18 <DamienLunas> 1d20
  2059. 5 21 17:26:19 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d20: 16 [1d20=16]
  2060. 5 21 17:26:23 <DamienLunas> just then
  2061. 5 21 17:26:26 <DamienLunas> Sai-Fon rushes in
  2062. 5 21 17:26:36 <DamienLunas> and catches its antlers in her hands
  2063. 5 21 17:26:37 <Happymancer> (D:)
  2064. 5 21 17:26:37 <Mira> (that works)
  2065. 5 21 17:26:58 <HopeisthePope> "S-sai-fon?!"
  2066. 5 21 17:26:58 <DamienLunas> <I won't let you hurt her!>
  2067. 5 21 17:27:12  HopeisthePope watches, afraid for the pokemon's safety.
  2068. 5 21 17:27:23 <DamienLunas> Sai-Fon used detect!
  2069. 5 21 17:27:44 <HopeisthePope> "Sai-Fon... thank you!"
  2070. 5 21 17:27:57 <DamienLunas> everyone perception
  2071. 5 21 17:28:01 <Arthur> 1d20+1 ?
  2072. 5 21 17:28:01 <HopeisthePope> 1d20+6
  2073. 5 21 17:28:01 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, ?: 21 [1d20=20]
  2074. 5 21 17:28:01 <DiceMaid-9001> HopeisthePope, 1d20+6: 14 [1d20=8]
  2075. 5 21 17:28:02 <Klark> 1d20+1
  2076. 5 21 17:28:03 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, 1d20+1: 2 [1d20=1]
  2077. 5 21 17:28:06 <HopeisthePope> (ARTHUR)
  2078. 5 21 17:28:09 <Mira> 1d20+8 dommot arthur
  2079. 5 21 17:28:10 <DiceMaid-9001> Mira, dommot arthur: 16 [1d20=8]
  2080. 5 21 17:28:12 <Arthur> (it keeps happening)
  2081. 5 21 17:28:12 <HopeisthePope> (QUIT STEALING MY ROLLS ;_;)
  2082. 5 21 17:28:14 <DamienLunas> saru?
  2083. 5 21 17:28:17 <Saru> 1d20-2
  2084. 5 21 17:28:17 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, 1d20-2: 17 [1d20=19]
  2085. 5 21 17:28:22 <DamienLunas> Arthur, Mira, Saru
  2086. 5 21 17:28:27 <DamienLunas> you noticed while it was attacking her
  2087. 5 21 17:28:28 <Saru> (Holy shit i saw sommat)
  2088. 5 21 17:28:35 <DamienLunas> it had plenty of time to strike hope
  2089. 5 21 17:28:38 <DamienLunas> but... it hesitated
  2090. 5 21 17:29:00 <DamienLunas> 1d20+2
  2091. 5 21 17:29:01 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d20+2: 8 [1d20=6]
  2092. 5 21 17:29:05 <DamienLunas> Kirin fails to notice.
  2093. 5 21 17:29:06  Mira hopes she's getting through to him ;_;
  2094. 5 21 17:29:21 <DamienLunas> Galix up?
  2095. 5 21 17:29:23  Klark Stares have no idea wtf just happned.
  2096. 5 21 17:29:29 <HopeisthePope> Galix whirrs, having taken heavy damage from the attack, but is still ready to fight.
  2097. 5 21 17:29:37  Saru shouts at Cobalion "Damn you, are you a knight or a pawn? A real hero would fight until the end, no matter the odds! Better to die on your feet with your face to the horizon!"
  2098. 5 21 17:30:15 <Mira> "No one's dying here, Saru. D:"
  2099. 5 21 17:30:32 <DamienLunas> galix's turn hope
  2100. 5 21 17:30:36 <Saru> "Or are you happy living as a slave?"
  2101. 5 21 17:31:03 <HopeisthePope> "Saru, please, don't make this any worse for him than it already is! He can't have made this decision lightly... If we're going to convince him, let's defeat that bastard first!"
  2102. 5 21 17:31:10 <HopeisthePope> "Galix, Bubblebeam!"
  2103. 5 21 17:31:10 <HopeisthePope> 1d20
  2104. 5 21 17:31:11 <DiceMaid-9001> HopeisthePope, 1d20: 20 [1d20=20]
  2105. 5 21 17:31:20 <Klark> (All these crits)
  2106. 5 21 17:31:24 <DamienLunas> critical hit!
  2107. 5 21 17:31:32 <HopeisthePope> Blowing my last I Believe In You to add 8d10 to this
  2108. 5 21 17:31:36 <DamienLunas> okay
  2109. 5 21 17:31:45 <DamienLunas> roll ibiy damage
  2110. 5 21 17:31:54 <HopeisthePope> 8d10+67
  2111. 5 21 17:31:55 <DiceMaid-9001> HopeisthePope, 8d10+67: 125 [8d10=2,7,10,9,8,5,10,7]
  2112. 5 21 17:32:01 <HopeisthePope> Speed - 1 stage.
  2113. 5 21 17:32:34 <DamienLunas> a powerful hit, it seems to be struggling to keep up.
  2114. 5 21 17:32:39 <DamienLunas> Aidan's turn
  2115. 5 21 17:33:50 <Mira> "Get yourself back on your feet! Leech Life!"
  2116. 5 21 17:33:52 <Mira> 1d20
  2117. 5 21 17:33:53 <DiceMaid-9001> Mira, 1d20: 1 [1d20=1]
  2118. 5 21 17:33:55 <Mira> nope
  2119. 5 21 17:33:55 <Mira> :3c
  2120. 5 21 17:34:04 <Arthur> 1d20 back to thunder fang
  2121. 5 21 17:34:05 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, back to thunder fang: 18 [1d20=18]
  2122. 5 21 17:34:14 <Saru> (so classical dicemaid, 1's and 20's and nothin in between)
  2123. 5 21 17:34:16 <Arthur> (IT'S DOUBLE PARALYZED NOW)
  2124. 5 21 17:34:21 <Arthur> 2d20+24
  2125. 5 21 17:34:22 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, 2d20+24: 44 [2d20=6,14]
  2126. 5 21 17:34:52 <Klark> (Sooo can we use nondamaging attacks now DL or was that a special case?)
  2127. 5 21 17:35:02 <DamienLunas> huh?
  2128. 5 21 17:35:07 <HopeisthePope> (He means Detect)
  2129. 5 21 17:35:08 <DamienLunas> oh.
  2130. 5 21 17:35:10 <HopeisthePope> (I imagine it's a special case)
  2131. 5 21 17:35:11 <DamienLunas> ...
  2132. 5 21 17:35:15 <DamienLunas> yeah that's what it is.
  2133. 5 21 17:35:17 <Mira> (:3c)
  2134. 5 21 17:35:18 <DamienLunas> I totally didn't forget.
  2135. 5 21 17:35:24 <Saru> (<:3c)
  2136. 5 21 17:35:26 <DamienLunas> I am on top of this shit
  2137. 5 21 17:35:28 <DamienLunas> like a motherfucker.
  2138. 5 21 17:35:31 <DamienLunas> on top of a mother.
  2139. 5 21 17:35:33 <Saru> (like a boss)
  2140. 5 21 17:35:36 <Mira> (...shit, that means I can't endure if aidan gets his ass kicked)
  2141. 5 21 17:35:58 <Klark> 1d20 Crit for Faint attack on Kirin
  2142. 5 21 17:35:59 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, Crit for Faint attack on Kirin: 17 [1d20=17]
  2143. 5 21 17:36:02 <Mira> (fortunately he is made of hp)
  2144. 5 21 17:36:07 <Klark> 3d10+25
  2145. 5 21 17:36:08 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, 3d10+25: 41 [3d10=9,6,1]
  2146. 5 21 17:36:40 * DamienLunas has changed the topic to: Saru 22, Six 20, Kirin 14, Klark 12, Arthur 11, Mira 8, Hope 6 | Cobalion, Sai-Fon 22, Galix, Aidan 20, Cord 17, Nasica, Pomona 3
  2147. 5 21 17:38:19 <Saru> (who's turn?)
  2148. 5 21 17:38:28 <Klark> (Yours)
  2149. 5 21 17:38:35 <DamienLunas> actually
  2150. 5 21 17:38:38 <DamienLunas> nasica didn't get a turn klark
  2151. 5 21 17:38:54 <Klark> (Skippan her.)
  2152. 5 21 17:39:05 <DamienLunas> okay
  2153. 5 21 17:39:08 <DamienLunas> saru's turn
  2154. 5 21 17:39:10 <Klark> (Useless right now.)
  2155. 5 21 17:39:41 <Saru> (i wish one of my detective feats would work for yelling at the musketeer)
  2156. 5 21 17:40:10 <Klark> (I am suprised we haven't tried to lolstyler it. Not that it would work.)
  2157. 5 21 17:40:17 <Mira> (I've done all the praising)
  2158. 5 21 17:40:29 <Mira> (It seems to be working :3)
  2159. 5 21 17:40:48 <Saru> (yeah... what the hell, i do have perfect practice)
  2160. 5 21 17:41:40  Saru yanks out the styler Hope gave him, knowing it probably won't matter. "Maybe you'll remember how you were if I can drag you away from this bastard!"
  2161. 5 21 17:42:03 <Saru> 1d100-51 Perfect Practice
  2162. 5 21 17:42:04 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, Perfect Practice: 33 [1d100=84]
  2163. 5 21 17:42:12 <DamienLunas> haha, nope.
  2164. 5 21 17:42:16 <Saru> (man dicemaid just full of haet)
  2165. 5 21 17:42:28 <DamienLunas> Kirin suddenly forms a sword made of aura!
  2166. 5 21 17:42:34 <DamienLunas> "Let's see... you and... you."
  2167. 5 21 17:42:40 <DamienLunas> 1d20 sacred sword on saru
  2168. 5 21 17:42:40 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, sacred sword on saru: 3 [1d20=3]
  2169. 5 21 17:42:43 <DamienLunas> hits
  2170. 5 21 17:42:53 <DamienLunas> 1d20 sacred sword on klark
  2171. 5 21 17:42:53 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, sacred sword on klark: 15 [1d20=15]
  2172. 5 21 17:43:02 <Klark> (welp I'm down.)
  2173. 5 21 17:43:04 <DamienLunas> 3d20+30
  2174. 5 21 17:43:04 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 3d20+30: 67 [3d20=13,4,20]
  2175. 5 21 17:43:08 <Happymancer> (no klark no ;-;)
  2176. 5 21 17:43:10 <DamienLunas> (wow already?)
  2177. 5 21 17:43:24 <Arthur> (he's been using features)
  2178. 5 21 17:43:37 <Klark> (Yep. Though I am down only by 2)
  2179. 5 21 17:43:37 <Saru> (ouch)
  2180. 5 21 17:43:44 <Arthur> (I will be at 1 HP this turn from features alone)
  2181. 5 21 17:43:52 <Saru> (26 left)
  2182. 5 21 17:44:30 <DamienLunas> Klark is down
  2183. 5 21 17:44:31 <DamienLunas> arthur's turn
  2184. 5 21 17:44:58 <Arthur> "I have to admit, I like that crazy flashy stuff too."
  2185. 5 21 17:45:04 <Arthur> 1d20 last aeroblast on cobalion
  2186. 5 21 17:45:05 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, last aeroblast on cobalion: 20 [1d20=20]
  2187. 5 21 17:45:12 <Arthur> (and the one move that DOESN'T NEED A 20)
  2188. 5 21 17:45:18 <DamienLunas> ahahahahaha
  2189. 5 21 17:45:19 <DamienLunas> damage?
  2190. 5 21 17:45:21 <Arthur> (84 anyway)
  2191. 5 21 17:45:23 <Saru> (hahaha)
  2192. 5 21 17:45:27 <Saru> (how many 20s is that anyways?)
  2193. 5 21 17:45:32 <Arthur> (dicemaid you crazy bitch)
  2194. 5 21 17:46:16  Arthur is barely up and breathing heavily, though still has that fucking grin plastered on his face even after being blown back some distance by his own attack.
  2195. 5 21 17:46:40 <DamienLunas> Mira's turn
  2196. 5 21 17:47:18 <Mira> Mira uses Legendary Blessing on Klark!
  2197. 5 21 17:47:25 <Mira> 2d20+24
  2198. 5 21 17:47:26 <DiceMaid-9001> Mira, 2d20+24: 46 [2d20=15,7]
  2199. 5 21 17:47:44 <DamienLunas> klark returns!
  2200. 5 21 17:47:47 <DamienLunas> hope
  2201. 5 21 17:47:51  Klark Stands back up, shaking his head. 'So thats how it feels to be on the other end..."
  2202. 5 21 17:48:18  HopeisthePope takes a deep breath and moves next to Sai-Fon, brandishing her crowbar.
  2203. 5 21 17:48:37 * DamienLunas has changed the topic to: Saru 22, Six 20, Kirin 14, Klark 12, Arthur 11, Mira 8, Hope 6 | Sai-Fon 22, Cobalion, Galix, Aidan 20, Cord 17, Nasica, Pomona 3
  2204. 5 21 17:48:54 <DamienLunas> <Hope, stay back! I don't want to see you get hurt!>
  2205. 5 21 17:48:55 <HopeisthePope> <I'm no fool. I saw what you did to Saru's sword and I doubt I'd fare any better. But this is for the future...>
  2206. 5 21 17:49:16 <HopeisthePope> <I know I'm not a good fighter, Sai-Fon! But I have to at least try!>
  2207. 5 21 17:49:40  HopeisthePope swings her crowbar at Cobalion.
  2208. 5 21 17:49:42 <HopeisthePope> 1d20
  2209. 5 21 17:49:42 <DiceMaid-9001> HopeisthePope, 1d20: 12 [1d20=12]
  2210. 5 21 17:49:51 <DamienLunas> 1d20
  2211. 5 21 17:49:52 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d20: 3 [1d20=3]
  2212. 5 21 17:49:56 <DamienLunas> doesn't break
  2213. 5 21 17:50:04 <HopeisthePope> Hits?
  2214. 5 21 17:50:06  Saru is torn between pride in Hope's determination and wanting her to get back.
  2215. 5 21 17:50:10 <DamienLunas> still misses
  2216. 5 21 17:50:53 <HopeisthePope> <I'm sick of not doing anything while I watch my friends and allies get hurt!>
  2217. 5 21 17:51:34 <HopeisthePope> <Though I appreciate very much what you and Nix did, Sai-Fon...
  2218. 5 21 17:52:13 <HopeisthePope> (I'm done)
  2219. 5 21 17:52:49  Arkanine (Starkanine@sux-2723BE0.hsd1.wa.comcast.net) has joined #TurfWars
  2220. 5 21 17:53:26 <DamienLunas> okay
  2221. 5 21 17:53:29 <DamienLunas> Sai-fon goes
  2222. 5 21 17:53:31 <DamienLunas> before cobalion
  2223. 5 21 17:53:42 <Saru> (aura is up though, right?)
  2224. 5 21 17:53:52 <DamienLunas> yes
  2225. 5 21 17:54:08 <HopeisthePope> (No)
  2226. 5 21 17:54:11 <HopeisthePope> (It's not)
  2227. 5 21 17:54:12 <DamienLunas> ?
  2228. 5 21 17:54:14 <DamienLunas> what took it down
  2229. 5 21 17:54:16 <HopeisthePope> (Klark used Mud Slap)
  2230. 5 21 17:54:20 <DamienLunas> no
  2231. 5 21 17:54:22 <DamienLunas> klark went down this turn
  2232. 5 21 17:54:24 <Saru> (last turn)
  2233. 5 21 17:54:31 <Klark> (Last turn I did yeah.)
  2234. 5 21 17:54:31 <DamienLunas> aura's up
  2235. 5 21 17:54:34 <HopeisthePope> (Was that last turn? D= Okay)
  2236. 5 21 17:54:34 <DamienLunas> sai-fon goes
  2237. 5 21 17:54:37 <Saru> 1d20 Sky Uppercut
  2238. 5 21 17:54:38 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, Sky Uppercut: 1 [1d20=1]
  2239. 5 21 17:54:41 <Saru> (welp)
  2240. 5 21 17:54:44 <Klark> (Damn it.)
  2241. 5 21 17:55:00 <Klark> (Well Low Kick is up this turn if we can get the aura down.)
  2242. 5 21 17:55:04 <HopeisthePope> (=()
  2243. 5 21 17:55:05 <DamienLunas> it uses double kick on sai-fon!
  2244. 5 21 17:55:07 <DamienLunas> 1d20
  2245. 5 21 17:55:07 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d20: 20 [1d20=20]
  2246. 5 21 17:55:25 <DamienLunas> it moves and kicks pomona too!
  2247. 5 21 17:55:26 <DamienLunas> 1d20
  2248. 5 21 17:55:27 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d20: 8 [1d20=8]
  2249. 5 21 17:55:27 <HopeisthePope> 1d20 Intercept?
  2250. 5 21 17:55:28 <DiceMaid-9001> HopeisthePope, Intercept?: 6 [1d20=6]
  2251. 5 21 17:55:38 <DamienLunas> 1d12+5d10+80
  2252. 5 21 17:55:39 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d12+5d10+80: 129 [1d12=8; 5d10=9,9,9,6,8]
  2253. 5 21 17:55:54 <DamienLunas> 142 to sai-fon
  2254. 5 21 17:55:56  HopeisthePope can't move quite quickly enough!
  2255. 5 21 17:56:01 <DamienLunas> and 129 to pomona
  2256. 5 21 17:56:06 <Klark> (Lol Sturdy)
  2257. 5 21 17:56:12 <DamienLunas> yes, lolsturdy
  2258. 5 21 17:56:19 <Saru> (unless i can endure, she's not only down, death saves)
  2259. 5 21 17:56:26 <Klark> (Three of my mans have it for god sake.)
  2260. 5 21 17:56:34 <Klark> (She is at -200% Saru>?)
  2261. 5 21 17:56:41 <Arthur> (If you haven't used endure you can)
  2262. 5 21 17:56:54 <HopeisthePope> (You're not the DM Arthur)
  2263. 5 21 17:56:55 <DamienLunas> (she can't.)
  2264. 5 21 17:57:00 <Klark> (And can he? Battle Aura is up still.)
  2265. 5 21 17:57:01 <Arthur> (OH RIGHT)
  2266. 5 21 17:57:04 <Saru> (its SE)
  2267. 5 21 17:57:05 <Arthur> (STUPID AURA)
  2268. 5 21 17:57:07 <Mira> (I can miracles)
  2269. 5 21 17:57:18 <DamienLunas> (roll death saving throw)
  2270. 5 21 17:57:27 * Hau is now known as Hau_Lulu
  2271. 5 21 17:57:33 <Mira> (subtract for miracles)
  2272. 5 21 17:57:40 <DamienLunas> (wait to see if the regular one fails first...)
  2273. 5 21 17:57:52 <DamienLunas> (saru, roll a dst)
  2274. 5 21 17:58:12 <Saru> (i forgot what to roll and was looking)
  2275. 5 21 17:58:19 <HopeisthePope> (Flat d100)
  2276. 5 21 17:58:22 <Saru> 1d100
  2277. 5 21 17:58:23 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, 1d100: 8 [1d100=8]
  2278. 5 21 17:58:35 <Mira> whelp
  2279. 5 21 17:58:38 <DamienLunas> sai-fon's alive!
  2280. 5 21 17:58:43 <HopeisthePope> "SAI-FON!"
  2281. 5 21 17:58:50 <Mira> "Sai-Fon!"
  2282. 5 21 17:58:53 <HopeisthePope> "Shit, if she hadn't been protecting me..."
  2283. 5 21 17:59:34 <Saru> "No! Sai-fon!"
  2284. 5 21 17:59:40 <Saru> (-270%)
  2285. 5 21 17:59:52 <Saru> (btw)
  2286. 5 21 18:00:09 <HopeisthePope> "Galix, Role Play!"
  2287. 5 21 18:00:14 <DamienLunas> doesn't do damage.
  2288. 5 21 18:00:16 <HopeisthePope> (Er)
  2289. 5 21 18:00:17 <HopeisthePope> (Right)
  2290. 5 21 18:00:18 <HopeisthePope> (Whoops)
  2291. 5 21 18:00:25 <HopeisthePope> (I realized that a second too late)
  2292. 5 21 18:00:25 <Klark> (That really scews with us man.)
  2293. 5 21 18:00:36 <Klark> (Booone knight ;_;)
  2294. 5 21 18:00:43 <Saru> (yeah, hurts so hard)
  2295. 5 21 18:00:57 <DamienLunas> (THIS IS THE ONLY WAY I CAN CHALLENGE YOU GUYS)
  2296. 5 21 18:01:14 <Mira> (nyoro~~~n)
  2297. 5 21 18:01:16 <HopeisthePope> "Galix, stay back for now!"
  2298. 5 21 18:01:22 <Arthur> (Well that and ridiculous "every hit is a one-shot" things like seiryu)
  2299. 5 21 18:01:29 <HopeisthePope> Galix shifts up and away from Cobalion.
  2300. 5 21 18:01:37 <DamienLunas> Aidan's turn
  2301. 5 21 18:01:43 <Mira> "Aidan! Take that jerk down! Flame Charge!"
  2302. 5 21 18:01:48 <Mira> 1d20 whomp on Kirin
  2303. 5 21 18:01:49 <DiceMaid-9001> Mira, whomp on Kirin: 3 [1d20=3]
  2304. 5 21 18:01:52 <DamienLunas> miss
  2305. 5 21 18:01:54 <Mira> :T
  2306. 5 21 18:01:58 <Happymancer> (Whomp whomp whomp whoaaaaaaa)
  2307. 5 21 18:02:01 <Happymancer> (Sadwhomp.wav)
  2308. 5 21 18:02:24 <Mira> (:c)
  2309. 5 21 18:02:25 <Saru> (not so much a complaint as a comment)
  2310. 5 21 18:02:30 <Arthur> 1d20 really the only purpose of ice fang is hoping that it freezes
  2311. 5 21 18:02:30 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, really the only purpose of ice fang is hoping that it freezes: 3 [1d20=3]
  2312. 5 21 18:02:33 <Mira> (sadmira.wav)
  2313. 5 21 18:02:45 <Klark> "Alright Nasica. Show them your grace! Petal Dance!"
  2314. 5 21 18:02:47 <Klark> 1d20
  2315. 5 21 18:02:48 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, 1d20: 20 [1d20=20]
  2316. 5 21 18:02:53 <Klark> (Fucking dicemaid.)
  2317. 5 21 18:02:58 <DamienLunas> all these crits...
  2318. 5 21 18:02:59 <Saru> (srsly)
  2319. 5 21 18:03:08 <DamienLunas> and none of them right where you want them.
  2320. 5 21 18:03:12 <Arthur> (I am glad CS only go up to six)
  2321. 5 21 18:03:16 <Arthur> (Not NONE of them DL)
  2322. 5 21 18:03:19 <Arthur> (only...most)
  2323. 5 21 18:03:29 <DamienLunas> how much damage
  2324. 5 21 18:03:31 <Saru> (yeah, i think there was one decent one)
  2325. 5 21 18:03:35 <Klark> (126 Grass damages special)
  2326. 5 21 18:03:40 <Klark> (Low kick critted once)
  2327. 5 21 18:04:05 <DamienLunas> yeah
  2328. 5 21 18:04:07 <DamienLunas> speaking of which
  2329. 5 21 18:04:10 <DamienLunas> pomona's turn
  2330. 5 21 18:04:18 <Arthur> (well that and steel/fighting is one type I have a very hard time getting coverage for)
  2331. 5 21 18:04:27 <Klark> "Pomona! FLAIL!"
  2332. 5 21 18:04:30 <Klark> 1d20
  2333. 5 21 18:04:31 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, 1d20: 16 [1d20=16]
  2334. 5 21 18:04:35 <DamienLunas> hits!
  2335. 5 21 18:04:52 <Klark> 8d20+25
  2336. 5 21 18:04:53 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, 8d20+25: 100 [8d20=6,12,1,20,6,16,1,13]
  2337. 5 21 18:05:15 <DamienLunas> wham!
  2338. 5 21 18:05:24 <DamienLunas> Saru's turn
  2339. 5 21 18:05:36 <Klark> (also petal dance is burst. I should remember this for next turn..speaking of which)
  2340. 5 21 18:05:38 <Klark> 1d2+1
  2341. 5 21 18:05:39 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, 1d2+1: 3 [1d2=2]
  2342. 5 21 18:05:58  Saru tries the styler once more.
  2343. 5 21 18:06:01 <Klark> (dancin for three more turns)
  2344. 5 21 18:06:01 <Saru> 1d100-51
  2345. 5 21 18:06:01 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, 1d100-51: 42 [1d100=93]
  2346. 5 21 18:06:06 <Saru> (fuuuck)
  2347. 5 21 18:06:13 <Klark> (God damn dicemaid so much troll.)
  2348. 5 21 18:06:18 <DamienLunas> Kirin's turn.
  2349. 5 21 18:06:20  Saru calls out Sigmund. "Sigmund, let's do this."
  2350. 5 21 18:06:33 <DamienLunas> "Well then little girl. You want to be my next victim?"
  2351. 5 21 18:06:35 <DamienLunas> "Fine then."
  2352. 5 21 18:06:36 <DamienLunas> 1d20
  2353. 5 21 18:06:36 <Saru> "Hope, please... take care of Sai-fon for me."
  2354. 5 21 18:06:37 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d20: 19 [1d20=19]
  2355. 5 21 18:07:05 <HopeisthePope> (Who is being attacked and by what)
  2356. 5 21 18:07:17 <Klark> (Hope I think...And with what idk)
  2357. 5 21 18:07:22 <DamienLunas> Mira, Kirin lunged towards you with another aura sword.
  2358. 5 21 18:07:27 <DamienLunas> 5d10+30
  2359. 5 21 18:07:29 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 5d10+30: 54 [5d10=5,7,3,6,3]
  2360. 5 21 18:07:41 <DamienLunas> Secret Sword
  2361. 5 21 18:07:46 <Mira> Mira takes the hit and :Is at him. "Is that all?"
  2362. 5 21 18:07:57 <Saru> (Spd 20 btw)
  2363. 5 21 18:08:00 <DamienLunas> he kind of just stabbed you
  2364. 5 21 18:08:06 <DamienLunas> aren't you at like 10 hp
  2365. 5 21 18:08:08 <Mira> he kind of just didn't drop her
  2366. 5 21 18:08:09 <Mira> yes
  2367. 5 21 18:08:18 <DamienLunas> okay.
  2368. 5 21 18:08:20 <DamienLunas> klark
  2369. 5 21 18:08:20 <Mira> but she's running on adrenaline at this point
  2370. 5 21 18:08:31  Klark has quit (Quit: Klark)
  2371. 5 21 18:08:40  CounterBeard (CounterBea@sux-8C0E813E.lsanca.fios.verizon.net) has joined #TurfWars
  2372. 5 21 18:08:45 <CounterBeard> Fucking chrom stop that.
  2373. 5 21 18:09:02 <HopeisthePope> (Your turn beard)
  2374. 5 21 18:09:22 <CounterBeard> 1d20 Balls out Mud Slapp
  2375. 5 21 18:09:23 <DiceMaid-9001> CounterBeard, Balls out Mud Slapp: 10 [1d20=10]
  2376. 5 21 18:09:32 * CounterBeard is now known as Klark
  2377. 5 21 18:09:35 <DamienLunas> hits
  2378. 5 21 18:09:44 <DamienLunas> and aura negated
  2379. 5 21 18:09:44 <Klark> 1d8+5 It don't even matter
  2380. 5 21 18:09:45 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, It don't even matter: 12 [1d8=7]
  2381. 5 21 18:09:50 <DamienLunas> arthur's turn
  2382. 5 21 18:10:15  Arthur actually switches out! Scirocco is back in (speed 21)
  2383. 5 21 18:10:29 <DamienLunas> okay
  2384. 5 21 18:10:39 <DamienLunas> 1d10 speed tie with cobalion arthur
  2385. 5 21 18:10:40 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, speed tie with cobalion arthur: 8 [1d10=8]
  2386. 5 21 18:10:43 <Arthur> 1d10 ?
  2387. 5 21 18:10:44 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, ?: 9 [1d10=9]
  2388. 5 21 18:10:47 <Arthur> (AHAHA)
  2389. 5 21 18:10:52 <DamienLunas> what's the speed on sigmund
  2390. 5 21 18:11:05 <Klark> 20 i think
  2391. 5 21 18:11:12 <Saru> (yeah, 20)
  2392. 5 21 18:11:31 <Mira> 1d10 rolloff
  2393. 5 21 18:11:31 <DiceMaid-9001> Mira, rolloff: 8 [1d10=8]
  2394. 5 21 18:11:36 <Saru> 1d10
  2395. 5 21 18:11:36 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, 1d10: 3 [1d10=3]
  2396. 5 21 18:11:45 <HopeisthePope> 1d10 roll off
  2397. 5 21 18:11:46 <DiceMaid-9001> HopeisthePope, roll off: 10 [1d10=10]
  2398. 5 21 18:11:58 * DamienLunas has changed the topic to: Saru 22, Six 20, Kirin 14, Klark 12, Arthur 11, Mira 8, Hope 6 | Scirocco 22, Cobalion, Galix, Aidan 20, Sigmund, Nasica, Pomona 3
  2399. 5 21 18:11:59 <DamienLunas> okay
  2400. 5 21 18:12:05 <DamienLunas> mira and hope?
  2401. 5 21 18:12:07  HopeisthePope puts her crowbar away and grabs Sai-Fon, trying to drag her towards Saru and away from Cobalion.
  2402. 5 21 18:12:31 <Mira> Mira uses her last blessing to keep herself from bleeding out
  2403. 5 21 18:12:40 <Mira> 1d20+20
  2404. 5 21 18:12:40 <DiceMaid-9001> Mira, 1d20+20: 26 [1d20=6]
  2405. 5 21 18:12:50 <Mira> "Get ready, Aidan!"
  2406. 5 21 18:12:59 <DamienLunas> scirocco's turn
  2407. 5 21 18:13:02 <Arthur> 1d20 flame charge
  2408. 5 21 18:13:02 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, flame charge: 9 [1d20=9]
  2409. 5 21 18:13:14 <DamienLunas> hit
  2410. 5 21 18:13:27 <Arthur> 4d6+20
  2411. 5 21 18:13:27 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, 4d6+20: 38 [4d6=4,6,6,2]
  2412. 5 21 18:13:40 <DamienLunas> dink
  2413. 5 21 18:13:42 <Arthur> (and 26 speed now)
  2414. 5 21 18:13:42 <DamienLunas> Cobalion's turn
  2415. 5 21 18:13:44 <DamienLunas> 1d20
  2416. 5 21 18:13:44 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d20: 8 [1d20=8]
  2417. 5 21 18:13:52 <DamienLunas> it double kicks!
  2418. 5 21 18:13:58 <DamienLunas> 1d20 pomona
  2419. 5 21 18:13:59 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, pomona: 11 [1d20=11]
  2420. 5 21 18:14:09 <DamienLunas> 1d20 Scirocco
  2421. 5 21 18:14:10 <Klark> (ohgod)
  2422. 5 21 18:14:10 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, Scirocco: 8 [1d20=8]
  2423. 5 21 18:14:19 <DamienLunas> 1d12+5d10+80
  2424. 5 21 18:14:21 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d12+5d10+80: 116 [1d12=6; 5d10=5,6,10,1,8]
  2425. 5 21 18:14:33 <Klark> (ac is like wht 2?)
  2426. 5 21 18:14:37 <DamienLunas> y
  2427. 5 21 18:15:00 <Klark> (It hits by like 2. Damn)
  2428. 5 21 18:15:19 <Arthur> (and damage for me?)
  2429. 5 21 18:15:23 <Klark> Welp timne for death saving throws.
  2430. 5 21 18:15:24 <DamienLunas> same damage
  2431. 5 21 18:15:32 <Arthur> (down)
  2432. 5 21 18:15:42 * DamienLunas has changed the topic to: Saru 22, Six 20, Kirin 14, Klark 12, Arthur 11, Mira 8, Hope 6 | Cobalion, Galix, Aidan 20, Sigmund, Nasica
  2433. 5 21 18:15:44 <Klark> 1d100
  2434. 5 21 18:15:45 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, 1d100: 91 [1d100=91]
  2435. 5 21 18:15:49 <Mira> (miracle)
  2436. 5 21 18:15:51 <Klark> (D= NOOOO)
  2437. 5 21 18:15:58 <Happymancer> (D:)
  2438. 5 21 18:15:58 <Mira> (invoking miracles)
  2439. 5 21 18:16:01 <Mira> (reroll it)
  2440. 5 21 18:16:04 <Klark> 1d100
  2441. 5 21 18:16:05 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, 1d100: 62 [1d100=62]
  2442. 5 21 18:16:08 <DamienLunas> that'll pass
  2443. 5 21 18:16:09 <HopeisthePope> -25
  2444. 5 21 18:16:10 <DamienLunas> thanks to miracles
  2445. 5 21 18:16:17 <Mira> (I'M USEFUL)
  2446. 5 21 18:16:20 <HopeisthePope> "Galix, Bubblebeam again! We can't give up! We won't give up!"
  2447. 5 21 18:16:23 <Saru> (yay!)
  2448. 5 21 18:16:27 <HopeisthePope> 1d20
  2449. 5 21 18:16:27 <DiceMaid-9001> HopeisthePope, 1d20: 20 [1d20=20]
  2450. 5 21 18:16:34 <DamienLunas> god damn
  2451. 5 21 18:16:34 <Klark> (Man.)
  2452. 5 21 18:16:40 <Arthur> (bubblebeam is the best move)
  2453. 5 21 18:16:47 <HopeisthePope> 67 and -1 speed CS
  2454. 5 21 18:16:48 <Klark> (Critbeam)
  2455. 5 21 18:16:50 <Saru> (itkeepshappening.jpg)
  2456. 5 21 18:17:12 <HopeisthePope> Galix unleashes another burst of bubbles!
  2457. 5 21 18:18:34 <Klark> (Aidan time?)
  2458. 5 21 18:18:40 <DamienLunas> yes
  2459. 5 21 18:18:41 * DiceMaid-9001 is now known as Jessie
  2460. 5 21 18:18:47 * DamienLunas has changed the topic to: Saru 22, Six 20, Kirin 14, Klark 12, Arthur 11, Mira 8, Hope 6 | Galix, Aidan 20, Sigmund, Cobalion, Nasica
  2461. 5 21 18:19:00 * Jessie is now known as Meowth
  2462. 5 21 18:19:03 * Meowth is now known as DiceMaid-9001
  2463. 5 21 18:19:23 <Mira> "Aidan! It's time to show them the power of a real legendary! HYPER BEAM!"
  2464. 5 21 18:19:34 <Mira> 1d20 targeting kirin prob control plz if miss
  2465. 5 21 18:19:35 <DiceMaid-9001> Mira, targeting kirin prob control plz if miss: 13 [1d20=13]
  2466. 5 21 18:19:36 <DamienLunas> (o.o)
  2467. 5 21 18:19:45 <Klark> (We have none left)
  2468. 5 21 18:19:45 <Arthur> (That would be my fourth PC though.)
  2469. 5 21 18:19:52 <Arthur> (You never use the fourth.)
  2470. 5 21 18:19:55 <Mira> 5d20+32 at least it didn't miss :3c
  2471. 5 21 18:19:56 <DiceMaid-9001> Mira, at least it didn't miss :3c: 93 [5d20=15,13,13,3,17]
  2472. 5 21 18:20:03 <Arthur> (hyper beam is 7d20.)
  2473. 5 21 18:20:08 <Mira> 2d20
  2474. 5 21 18:20:08 <DamienLunas> add 2d20
  2475. 5 21 18:20:09 <DiceMaid-9001> Mira, 2d20: 8 [2d20=6,2]
  2476. 5 21 18:20:12 <Mira> :I
  2477. 5 21 18:20:13 <Mira> :I
  2478. 5 21 18:20:14 <Mira> I:
  2479. 5 21 18:20:22 <Mira> anyway
  2480. 5 21 18:20:22 <Klark> (So it did like...20 damage?)
  2481. 5 21 18:20:24 <DamienLunas> "Rrgh!"
  2482. 5 21 18:20:27 <Arthur> (on KIRIN)
  2483. 5 21 18:20:30 <DamienLunas> (that was on kirin)
  2484. 5 21 18:20:32 <Klark> (Oh wait yeah)
  2485. 5 21 18:20:58 <DamienLunas> sigmund's turn
  2486. 5 21 18:21:07 <Saru> 1d20 Submission on dee
  2487. 5 21 18:21:08 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, Submission on dee: 13 [1d20=13]
  2488. 5 21 18:21:18 <Arthur> (oh god dicemaid why so italic)
  2489. 5 21 18:21:18 <Mira> Aidan sinks to the ground, too exhausted to fly. :C
  2490. 5 21 18:21:22 <Saru> (im not sure what happened there, but...)
  2491. 5 21 18:21:29 <Saru> (its AC 6 :/)
  2492. 5 21 18:21:48 <HopeisthePope> (Should hit with all we've done to his defense, right?)
  2493. 5 21 18:22:06 <DamienLunas> ac 6
  2494. 5 21 18:22:06 <HopeisthePope> (A demoralize and a burn)
  2495. 5 21 18:22:08 <Klark> (He is still burned0
  2496. 5 21 18:22:12 <DamienLunas> hits.
  2497. 5 21 18:22:16 <Saru> 5d10+22
  2498. 5 21 18:22:17 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, 5d10+22: 64 [5d10=9,9,8,9,7]
  2499. 5 21 18:22:23 <Saru> (those rolls)
  2500. 5 21 18:22:34 <Saru> (no recoil because rockhead :D)
  2501. 5 21 18:22:50 <DamienLunas> okay
  2502. 5 21 18:22:55 <DamienLunas> Nasica's turn
  2503. 5 21 18:22:58 <DamienLunas> do a petal dance
  2504. 5 21 18:23:03 <Klark> 1d20
  2505. 5 21 18:23:04 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, 1d20: 13 [1d20=13]
  2506. 5 21 18:23:18 <DamienLunas> hits
  2507. 5 21 18:23:20 <DamienLunas> damage?
  2508. 5 21 18:23:25 <Klark> 5d20+1d10+25
  2509. 5 21 18:23:26 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, 5d20+1d10+25: 69 [5d20=14,6,11,6,5; 1d10=2]
  2510. 5 21 18:23:43 <DamienLunas> okay
  2511. 5 21 18:23:45 <DamienLunas> Saru's turn
  2512. 5 21 18:24:15  Saru decides to go back to the stabbing of Kirin, since the styler thing is not working.
  2513. 5 21 18:24:19 <Saru> 1d20
  2514. 5 21 18:24:20 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, 1d20: 5 [1d20=5]
  2515. 5 21 18:24:23 <Saru> (welp)
  2516. 5 21 18:24:26 <DamienLunas> "You... you want to see a real legendary's power?"
  2517. 5 21 18:24:36 <DamienLunas> "Fine then... I'll show you the strongest technique."
  2518. 5 21 18:24:37 <DamienLunas> 1d20
  2519. 5 21 18:24:39 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d20: 5 [1d20=5]
  2520. 5 21 18:24:51 <DamienLunas> "This will burn everything to ash!"
  2521. 5 21 18:25:06 <DamienLunas> "V-CREAAAAAAAAATE!"
  2522. 5 21 18:25:28 <Klark> (welp we all die)
  2523. 5 21 18:25:36 <HopeisthePope> (3 evasion dodges it)
  2524. 5 21 18:25:39 <DamienLunas> 10d20+30
  2525. 5 21 18:25:40 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 10d20+30: 152 [10d20=3,18,18,13,8,20,8,9,15,10]
  2526. 5 21 18:25:43 <HopeisthePope> (That doesn't include me)
  2527. 5 21 18:25:44 <DamienLunas> Suddenly
  2528. 5 21 18:25:56 <DamienLunas> as the wave of explosive nuclear energy begins to build...
  2529. 5 21 18:26:02 <DamienLunas> Mira feels everything going dark...
  2530. 5 21 18:27:56 <HopeisthePope> (Time to go pop some popcorn)
  2531. 5 21 18:28:14 <DamienLunas> (PMan gaems)
  2532. 5 21 18:35:09 <Arthur> (hnnnn)
  2533. 5 21 18:35:28 <DamienLunas> (sorry, SARU IS SLOW)
  2534. 5 21 18:35:43 <Arthur> (what, SARU?)
  2535. 5 21 18:35:51 <Arthur> (i thought this was mira crazy shit)
  2536. 5 21 18:36:03 <DamienLunas> (you'll see.)
  2537. 5 21 18:36:35 <DamienLunas> (his client keeps freezing up apparently)
  2538. 5 21 18:36:36 <Klark> (Ah berry time)
  2539. 5 21 18:39:12 <Saru> (i dont know wtf its doing, but when i type it keeps randomly stopping and then everything ive put in shoots in real quick, but of course loltypos so i have to keep rewritingcrap)
  2540. 5 21 18:39:30 <DamienLunas> (weird.)
  2541. 5 21 18:39:35 <Mira> (sounds like you got lag)
  2542. 5 21 18:39:42 <HopeisthePope> (Computer is lagging)
  2543. 5 21 18:39:51 <Saru> (yeah)
  2544. 5 21 18:40:02 <DamienLunas> briefly
  2545. 5 21 18:40:19 <DamienLunas> it looks as though the purple bead on Mira's chest is expanding
  2546. 5 21 18:40:23 <DamienLunas> however
  2547. 5 21 18:40:27 <DamienLunas> it suddenly reverts
  2548. 5 21 18:40:36 <DamienLunas> as saru charges at Kirin head on
  2549. 5 21 18:40:44 <DamienLunas> and suddenly a clash of blinding lights occurs!
  2550. 5 21 18:41:11 <DamienLunas> when it settles, the immortals are unharmed, and Kirin is reeling from the light of the miracle berry in saru's bag.
  2551. 5 21 18:41:24 <DamienLunas> "Light... but... why!"
  2552. 5 21 18:41:40 <Arthur> "These things are all over the place you know."
  2553. 5 21 18:41:46 <DamienLunas> The miracle berry has responded to saru's desire to save his friends.
  2554. 5 21 18:41:49  HopeisthePope slowly stands, from next to Sai-Fon. She watches in awe.
  2555. 5 21 18:42:06 <HopeisthePope> "The miracle's light..."
  2556. 5 21 18:42:17 <DamienLunas> Sai-fon slowly brings herself up.
  2557. 5 21 18:42:21 <DamienLunas> <S-Saru...>
  2558. 5 21 18:42:34 <HopeisthePope> "Sai-fon..." She steps back, giving her room to go see him.
  2559. 5 21 18:43:47 <Saru> "Sai-fon!" Saru grins, then reaches into the bag and grabs the berry. "Show them what an Immortal can do!"
  2560. 5 21 18:44:18 <DamienLunas> she puts her paw on Saru's hand and grabs the berry. <... Right!>
  2561. 5 21 18:44:19 <Klark> "What is this?"
  2562. 5 21 18:44:34 <DamienLunas> she takes the berry, and swallows it.
  2563. 5 21 18:44:58 <DamienLunas> immediately, she begins to transform!
  2564. 5 21 18:45:20 <DamienLunas> Suddenly, her aura is a powerful burning red!
  2565. 5 21 18:45:34 <DamienLunas> The spikes on her body get longer and sharpen.
  2566. 5 21 18:46:13 <DamienLunas> Kirin opens his eyes, "So... you've resorted to this?"
  2567. 5 21 18:46:34 <DamienLunas> "You
  2568. 5 21 18:46:42 <DamienLunas> "You'd go this far to defy the will of god?"
  2569. 5 21 18:47:01 <Saru> "I don't care if you're gods chosen one or the devil himself."
  2570. 5 21 18:47:12 <DamienLunas> "Humans are capable of immense evil! They must be controlled before they can destroy this world even further!"
  2571. 5 21 18:47:55 <Arthur> "What is there to lose, though?"
  2572. 5 21 18:47:59 <DamienLunas> "You're right." says sai-fon. "Humans are capable of great evil."
  2573. 5 21 18:48:04 <DamienLunas> "However..."
  2574. 5 21 18:48:10 <DamienLunas> "They're capable of even greater love!"
  2575. 5 21 18:48:22 <DamienLunas> "Here I go!"
  2576. 5 21 18:48:36 <DamienLunas> 1d20 Final Attack Ride
  2577. 5 21 18:48:37 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, Final Attack Ride: 7 [1d20=7]
  2578. 5 21 18:49:20 <DamienLunas> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unwvI_3uWl0
  2579. 5 21 18:49:35 <DamienLunas> Sai-Fon jams her hand into her chest...
  2580. 5 21 18:49:57 <DamienLunas> She grips the spike, and suddenly pulls it out!
  2581. 5 21 18:50:11 <DamienLunas> it appears to be the hilt for a blazing sword of aura
  2582. 5 21 18:50:35 <Mira> (in b4 tau radiance)
  2583. 5 21 18:50:42 <DamienLunas> "Take this! The power of our love!"
  2584. 5 21 18:50:47 <DamienLunas> "Sacred Sword!"
  2585. 5 21 18:50:52 <DamienLunas> (roll sacred sword damage, Saru.)
  2586. 5 21 18:51:16 <Saru> (gods how i wish i still had a IBIY, and not for the damage)
  2587. 5 21 18:51:23 <HopeisthePope> (It's 3d20 btw)
  2588. 5 21 18:51:28 <Saru> 3d20
  2589. 5 21 18:51:29 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, 3d20: 33 [3d20=14,7,12]
  2590. 5 21 18:51:35 <HopeisthePope> (Attack and stab?)
  2591. 5 21 18:51:39 <DamienLunas> (yeah.)
  2592. 5 21 18:51:44 <DamienLunas> (those are kind of important.)
  2593. 5 21 18:51:50 <Saru> 1d12+25
  2594. 5 21 18:51:51 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, 1d12+25: 26 [1d12=1]
  2595. 5 21 18:51:58 <Saru> (i accidentally the entire enter key :V)
  2596. 5 21 18:52:13 <DamienLunas> (are you increasing her attack by +5)
  2597. 5 21 18:52:17 <DamienLunas> (for miracle berry bonus)
  2598. 5 21 18:52:20 <Mira> (the entire enter key?)
  2599. 5 21 18:52:27 <Saru> (+5 more then)
  2600. 5 21 18:52:35 <DamienLunas> 64 damage
  2601. 5 21 18:52:37 <Saru> (is this dangerous?)
  2602. 5 21 18:52:43 <DamienLunas> Aura Break
  2603. 5 21 18:53:10 <DamienLunas> She disables Cobalion's enhancement aura!
  2604. 5 21 18:54:16 <DamienLunas> And with that single stroke
  2605. 5 21 18:54:20 <DamienLunas> she cuts through his armor
  2606. 5 21 18:54:23 <DamienLunas> causing him to fall.
  2607. 5 21 18:55:00  HopeisthePope grins, resolutely, looking at Kirin.
  2608. 5 21 18:55:12 <DamienLunas> "You think this is over...?"
  2609. 5 21 18:55:33 <Arthur> "You haven't eaten shit and died yet, so probably not!"
  2610. 5 21 18:55:44 <Klark> "So much talking."
  2611. 5 21 18:55:46 <DamienLunas> He suddenly crushes some small yellow item in his hand
  2612. 5 21 18:55:59 <Mira> (but but battle aura)
  2613. 5 21 18:56:09 <DamienLunas> and pours the dust of the max revive on Cobalion.
  2614. 5 21 18:56:13 <Arthur> (it's down anyway, doesn't matter)
  2615. 5 21 18:56:21 <Arthur> (wait for it...)
  2616. 5 21 18:56:25 <DamienLunas> Its red eyes open.
  2617. 5 21 18:56:27 <Mira> (:B)
  2618. 5 21 18:56:28 <HopeisthePope> (Arthur don't ruin it)
  2619. 5 21 18:56:28 <DamienLunas> "We... lost."
  2620. 5 21 18:57:00 <DamienLunas> "I'm the one who will rule over everything. I never lose."
  2621. 5 21 18:57:11 <DamienLunas> "You violated the rules..."
  2622. 5 21 18:57:36 <HopeisthePope> (Is this all him talking?)
  2623. 5 21 18:57:44 <Happymancer> (Alternating Cobalion and Kirin)
  2624. 5 21 18:57:46 <DamienLunas> (yes)
  2625. 5 21 18:57:48 <Arthur> (ellipses are cobalion)
  2626. 5 21 18:57:59 <DamienLunas> Kirin: "So what?! What need to I have to follow the rules of a creature that serves me!"
  2627. 5 21 18:58:10 <DamienLunas> Cobalion gets to his feet silently
  2628. 5 21 18:58:11 <DamienLunas> 1d20
  2629. 5 21 18:58:12 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d20: 6 [1d20=6]
  2630. 5 21 18:58:23 <DamienLunas> Then turns around and impales Kirin on his horns.
  2631. 5 21 18:58:38  HopeisthePope watches, astonished.
  2632. 5 21 18:58:39 <DamienLunas> "I've got no respect for people that don't follow the rules."
  2633. 5 21 18:58:40  Klark Just watches in silence.
  2634. 5 21 18:58:50 <DamienLunas> He charges to the edge of the building
  2635. 5 21 18:59:07 <DamienLunas> and whips his head, slicing through his body and tossing him off the building.
  2636. 5 21 18:59:22  HopeisthePope is silent a moment.
  2637. 5 21 18:59:27 <Arthur> "THERE we go."
  2638. 5 21 18:59:29  HopeisthePope then speaks up.
  2639. 5 21 18:59:34 <HopeisthePope> "...What will you do now?"
  2640. 5 21 18:59:56 <DamienLunas> "I think... I have my answer now."
  2641. 5 21 19:00:17  Mira is presumably still knocked the fuck out, which is most likely for the best
  2642. 5 21 19:00:31 <DamienLunas> 1d20
  2643. 5 21 19:00:33 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d20: 8 [1d20=8]
  2644. 5 21 19:00:40 <DamienLunas> (actually mira you were unharmed)
  2645. 5 21 19:00:49 <Mira> (but I blacked out)
  2646. 5 21 19:00:58 <Mira> (and had a soul searching experience etc)
  2647. 5 21 19:01:00 <DamienLunas> (Everyone does that)
  2648. 5 21 19:01:19 <DamienLunas> (but it's just a temporary thing. you weren't actually knocked out. just sort of a life flashing before your eyes type deal.)
  2649. 5 21 19:01:32 <Mira> (oh. :3c)
  2650. 5 21 19:01:42  Mira opens her eyes again after that all happens then :3c
  2651. 5 21 19:01:48 <DamienLunas> "He isn't dead."
  2652. 5 21 19:01:55 <DamienLunas> "Not yet, anyway."
  2653. 5 21 19:01:58 <HopeisthePope> "No?"
  2654. 5 21 19:02:02  HopeisthePope frowns.
  2655. 5 21 19:02:14 <Arthur> "Think my aim's good enough to get him from up here?"
  2656. 5 21 19:02:18 <HopeisthePope> "Do you mean Kirin, or..."
  2657. 5 21 19:02:29 <DamienLunas> "If left alone, Kirin will certainly die should you choose not to help him."
  2658. 5 21 19:02:46  Klark Peers over the edge.
  2659. 5 21 19:02:57 <DamienLunas> he's lying on the ground in a pool of his own blood.
  2660. 5 21 19:03:25 <Arthur> "There are some people that really don't deserve mercy. He said it himself; he's unprincipled. Doesn't care about the rules. We heal him and there's nothing stopping him from rolling straight over us while we have our guards down."
  2661. 5 21 19:03:34  Klark Looks back to Saru, shrugging. "Your call."
  2662. 5 21 19:03:43 <HopeisthePope> "I can't say I like it when anyone dies. But he was a greedy, deluded man..."
  2663. 5 21 19:03:44 <DamienLunas> "If he does die, he will reap what he has sown."
  2664. 5 21 19:03:49 <Arthur> "...Hell, it's what I'd do if I were him. That sort of thing really hurts the ego."
  2665. 5 21 19:03:50 <DamienLunas> (Mira?)
  2666. 5 21 19:04:24 <DamienLunas> "After all, to obtain that power, he made a contract with the renegade himself."
  2667. 5 21 19:04:30 <Saru> "The things he's done..."
  2668. 5 21 19:04:41 <Mira> "...I-I don't know. He's dangerous, but..I just can't watch someone die when there's something I can do to help them."
  2669. 5 21 19:04:48 <Arthur> "Then don't watch."
  2670. 5 21 19:05:02 <DamienLunas> "That creature is beyond help."
  2671. 5 21 19:05:07  Mira :Is at Arthur.
  2672. 5 21 19:05:07 <HopeisthePope> "I think people as individuals should accept responsibility for what they've done."
  2673. 5 21 19:05:12 <DamienLunas> "He ceased to be a man the moment he promised his soul to giratina for power."
  2674. 5 21 19:05:21 <HopeisthePope> "And people as a whole need to work together for a brighter future."
  2675. 5 21 19:05:38 <HopeisthePope> "I can't say I see him in it..."
  2676. 5 21 19:05:42  Arthur returns his injured horse and starts walking back towards the stairs. "Hey, sir...whatever your name is, but you're a sir I'm sure. Are the doors open?"
  2677. 5 21 19:05:43  HopeisthePope frowns.
  2678. 5 21 19:05:48 <Mira> "....I'm going to help him."
  2679. 5 21 19:05:51 <Mira> "You don't have to."
  2680. 5 21 19:05:59 <Saru> "I'll go with you, Mira."
  2681. 5 21 19:06:09 <HopeisthePope> "Mira..."
  2682. 5 21 19:06:12  Arthur turns around, stares at Mira, and blinks. "Oh, that's...interesting."
  2683. 5 21 19:06:16 <Arthur> "See, I'm going to kill him."
  2684. 5 21 19:06:46 <Arthur> "I've got just enough left in me to finish him off for sure."
  2685. 5 21 19:06:48  Mira is too busy heading for the stairs to respond.
  2686. 5 21 19:06:54  Arthur races her practically.
  2687. 5 21 19:06:56 <DamienLunas> "Mira."
  2688. 5 21 19:07:06 <DamienLunas> "Princess."
  2689. 5 21 19:07:14 <Mira> "Yes?"
  2690. 5 21 19:07:20  Saru grabs Arthur's arm. "Stop."
  2691. 5 21 19:07:27 <DamienLunas> "What you intend on helping is a creature without a soul."
  2692. 5 21 19:07:35 <Arthur> "You'd really leave something like that alive?"
  2693. 5 21 19:07:51 <DamienLunas> "Kirin is no longer a human being like you or your friends."
  2694. 5 21 19:07:55  Saru pulls Arthur aside a bit and speaks a bit more quietly.
  2695. 5 21 19:08:00 <Saru> "No, I wouldn't."
  2696. 5 21 19:08:01 <Mira> "I...I find it hard to believe that."
  2697. 5 21 19:08:04 <HopeisthePope> "Don't get me wrong, I'd be all for helping him if there were some semblance of good left in him..."
  2698. 5 21 19:08:13 <Saru> "But Mira needs to see this herself to understand."
  2699. 5 21 19:08:13 <DamienLunas> "You saw on his heart, did you not?"
  2700. 5 21 19:08:17 <DamienLunas> "That jewel of onyx."
  2701. 5 21 19:08:50 <Mira> "Making a contract with your kind doesn't...doesn't make someone inhuman."
  2702. 5 21 19:08:55 <Mira> "I'd know that better than anyone else."
  2703. 5 21 19:08:57 <DamienLunas> "He has sold his soul to The Renegade, and in return been granted unimaginable power."
  2704. 5 21 19:08:58  Arthur rolls his eye and speaks frankly. "You know what she can do. She'll heal him through sheer hope and magic. And then he'll turn straight around and pull that laser sword on us."
  2705. 5 21 19:09:01 <HopeisthePope> "He followed through with what we were offered but refused, Mira."
  2706. 5 21 19:09:10  Klark Follows the group hanging back some.
  2707. 5 21 19:09:13 <Saru> "Mira's not stupid."
  2708. 5 21 19:09:32 <Arthur> "I dunno, she just declared her intent to save someone that everyone else doesn't want around."
  2709. 5 21 19:09:48 <DamienLunas> "There is a difference between bonding with a legendary and selling your soul to the devil."
  2710. 5 21 19:09:50 <Saru> "She has to hold onto hope as long as she can. Like I said, she has to see for herself."
  2711. 5 21 19:10:07 <HopeisthePope> "You weren't there when we met Giratina... It's a completely different ballpark, Mira."
  2712. 5 21 19:10:12 <Saru> "I'm not going to let you kill him either, though."
  2713. 5 21 19:10:16 <Arthur> "Watching him betray that sort of trust given out freely will CRUSH her hope if anything."
  2714. 5 21 19:10:26 <HopeisthePope> "The renegade tried to offer us power for our souls, the very same thing Cobalion is talking about right now!"
  2715. 5 21 19:10:38 <HopeisthePope> "If we had accepted, we'd have ended up just like that maniac."
  2716. 5 21 19:11:13 <Klark> "He offered more...He offered us more power if we brought more to him."
  2717. 5 21 19:11:18 <Mira> "It's a pity, though..."
  2718. 5 21 19:11:31 <Klark> "I am not sure all these people can be saved..."
  2719. 5 21 19:11:38 <Mira> "I'm completely worn out. I don't think...Well, it doesn't matter."
  2720. 5 21 19:11:44  Mira continues heading for the stairs.
  2721. 5 21 19:11:49 <DamienLunas> "There is one more."
  2722. 5 21 19:12:05 <DamienLunas> "One more who would be able to judge the worth of this creature."
  2723. 5 21 19:12:07  Arthur pulls away from Saru to try and get down there before her.
  2724. 5 21 19:12:09  HopeisthePope looks over at Cobalion.
  2725. 5 21 19:12:10 <DamienLunas> "His father."
  2726. 5 21 19:12:18 <HopeisthePope> "Dex..."
  2727. 5 21 19:12:23 <Saru> "Mira!"
  2728. 5 21 19:12:28 <Saru> "Stop."
  2729. 5 21 19:12:39 <HopeisthePope> "Can we even reach him from here?"
  2730. 5 21 19:12:42  HopeisthePope tries.
  2731. 5 21 19:12:44 <Arthur> "Let go or I blow my last shot on her to stop her. It won't be lethal, I know that."
  2732. 5 21 19:13:07  Saru finally, really gets angry. "BOTH OF YOU."
  2733. 5 21 19:13:12 <Saru> "STOP. RIGHT. NOW."
  2734. 5 21 19:13:15 <Mira> "Even if I can't save him, I'm not going to let him die in pain."
  2735. 5 21 19:13:21  Klark Shakes his head.
  2736. 5 21 19:13:23 <DamienLunas> "I will NOT allow you to harm an unarmed woman who has no intention of fighting you, Arthur."
  2737. 5 21 19:13:28 <HopeisthePope> <Dex! Dex, can you hear me? Dex, your son is dying.>
  2738. 5 21 19:13:39  HopeisthePope reaches out with the aura.
  2739. 5 21 19:13:48 <DamienLunas> <Y-Yes...>
  2740. 5 21 19:13:52 <DamienLunas> <I know...>
  2741. 5 21 19:14:19 <HopeisthePope> <I'm... sorry. Cobalion said you might want to know.>
  2742. 5 21 19:14:28 <HopeisthePope> <And be able to tell us if he's worth saving.>
  2743. 5 21 19:14:51 <HopeisthePope> <That... that probably sounded cruel just now.>
  2744. 5 21 19:14:52 <HopeisthePope> <I'm sorry.>
  2745. 5 21 19:14:56 <DamienLunas> <There is... but one test... to see...>
  2746. 5 21 19:15:00 <DamienLunas> <Bring him...>
  2747. 5 21 19:15:14 <HopeisthePope> "Can you hear Dex, everyone?>
  2748. 5 21 19:15:15 <HopeisthePope> "
  2749. 5 21 19:15:32 <Klark> (I assume if we have aura powers)
  2750. 5 21 19:15:33 <Arthur> "...Who? The cave guy?"
  2751. 5 21 19:15:36 <HopeisthePope> "Dex wants us to bring Kirin to the Maw."
  2752. 5 21 19:15:39  Klark Nods. "But will he survive?"
  2753. 5 21 19:15:41  Arthur STILL has no idea about any of this aura shit
  2754. 5 21 19:16:05 <Mira> "We'd probably have to move quickly. ....Cobalion, I know it's a lot to ask...but..."
  2755. 5 21 19:16:16 <Mira> "Would you mind carrying him?"
  2756. 5 21 19:16:23 <DamienLunas> "I will see him to his father."
  2757. 5 21 19:16:24 <Klark> (..Don't we have a gyrados that can carry all of us?)
  2758. 5 21 19:16:31 <HopeisthePope> "Thank you..."
  2759. 5 21 19:16:33 <Arthur> (yeah but gyarados is overland 6)
  2760. 5 21 19:16:41 <Arthur> (and arthur sadly left his aerodactyl at home)
  2761. 5 21 19:16:51 <Mira> (>implying mira is going to let any of arthur's pokemon near her after 'oh hey I'ma blow her up')
  2762. 5 21 19:17:11 <Mira> (also that)
  2763. 5 21 19:17:13 <Klark> (Truefacts)
  2764. 5 21 19:17:47 <DamienLunas> So then
  2765. 5 21 19:17:48 <DamienLunas> Descend?
  2766. 5 21 19:17:59 <HopeisthePope> Y
  2767. 5 21 19:18:05 <Arthur> Y but CHECK UP ON THE 4100 WE LEFT BEHIND
  2768. 5 21 19:18:14 <Klark> Y also look for nifty things
  2769. 5 21 19:18:22 <DamienLunas> Seiryu is still passed out
  2770. 5 21 19:18:26 <Arthur> (oh yeah can i roll itemfinder on the way down)
  2771. 5 21 19:18:38 <HopeisthePope> (Do it in Byakko's room)
  2772. 5 21 19:18:47 <DamienLunas> Suzaku is kind of not saying anything because the atmosphere feels too intense
  2773. 5 21 19:18:48 <Mira> (don't do it in byakko's room christ)
  2774. 5 21 19:18:49 <Klark> As well as any sign of tower going boom.
  2775. 5 21 19:18:50 <Arthur> (oh god why)
  2776. 5 21 19:18:57 <DamienLunas> Brakko is similarly just glaring at you from across the room
  2777. 5 21 19:19:02 <DamienLunas> byakko*
  2778. 5 21 19:19:08 <DamienLunas> and genbu is still stuck in a wall.
  2779. 5 21 19:19:13 <Arthur> 7#1d20+8 if DL says I can
  2780. 5 21 19:19:14 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, if DL says I can: 10 [1d20=2], 13 [1d20=5], 17 [1d20=9], 21 [1d20=13], 21 [1d20=13], 11 [1d20=3], 22 [1d20=14]
  2781. 5 21 19:19:15  Klark Holds up her pokeball with a smile =D
  2782. 5 21 19:19:36 <DamienLunas> I'll tell you what you get later.
  2783. 5 21 19:19:41 <Arthur> (kay)
  2784. 5 21 19:19:49 <DamienLunas> "What." she glares at klark.
  2785. 5 21 19:19:58  Mira stays silent as they walk.
  2786. 5 21 19:20:19  HopeisthePope looks over at the two woman and the man as they pass through Byakko's room.
  2787. 5 21 19:20:49 <DamienLunas> (oh right, them.)
  2788. 5 21 19:20:54 <DamienLunas> 1d100
  2789. 5 21 19:20:56 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d100: 68 [1d100=68]
  2790. 5 21 19:20:58 <DamienLunas> 1d100
  2791. 5 21 19:21:00 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d100: 100 [1d100=100]
  2792. 5 21 19:21:06 <DamienLunas> they're still hypnotized.
  2793. 5 21 19:21:06 <Klark> (Ohgod is this good or bad)
  2794. 5 21 19:21:06 <Arthur> (oh dear)
  2795. 5 21 19:21:23  HopeisthePope hurries along then.
  2796. 5 21 19:21:33 <DamienLunas> howevre
  2797. 5 21 19:21:40 <DamienLunas> they seem to be very inactive.
  2798. 5 21 19:21:42 <DamienLunas> unresponsive.
  2799. 5 21 19:22:15 <DamienLunas> okay
  2800. 5 21 19:22:17 <DamienLunas> so then
  2801. 5 21 19:22:22 <Arthur> (and everyone just leaves six in the onion bubble on top of the tower)
  2802. 5 21 19:22:37 <DamienLunas> well it wore off.
  2803. 5 21 19:22:39 <Happymancer> (Fuck that guy)
  2804. 5 21 19:22:40 <DamienLunas> he's following you.
  2805. 5 21 19:22:42 <Happymancer> (haha)
  2806. 5 21 19:22:52 <DamienLunas> and still being oh god what arthur's a girl
  2807. 5 21 19:22:57 <DamienLunas> anyway
  2808. 5 21 19:23:03 <DamienLunas> Cobalion gets to him
  2809. 5 21 19:23:09 <DamienLunas> and lifts him onto his back.
  2810. 5 21 19:23:11 <Arthur> (I would've liked to see his response to arthur agreeing with his POV entirely)
  2811. 5 21 19:23:50 <Mira> (he'd probably have beaten the shit out of you for threatening mira)
  2812. 5 21 19:24:28 <DamienLunas> And they take you over to the maw.
  2813. 5 21 19:24:32 <DamienLunas> Skip over there?
  2814. 5 21 19:24:35 <Mira> yesplz
  2815. 5 21 19:24:36 <Klark> (y)
  2816. 5 21 19:24:37 <HopeisthePope> One moment.
  2817. 5 21 19:24:38 <Saru> (yeah)
  2818. 5 21 19:24:39 <Arthur> oh yes.
  2819. 5 21 19:24:42  HopeisthePope lets out Beeatrice.
  2820. 5 21 19:24:43 <DamienLunas> kk
  2821. 5 21 19:24:48 <DamienLunas> Bee~
  2822. 5 21 19:25:16 <HopeisthePope> "Bea, please go back to our territory and visit the orphanage. Can you tell Martha's Gardevoir to let them know we beat the shi ten ou? And send letters out right away."
  2823. 5 21 19:25:53 <DamienLunas> she looks around
  2824. 5 21 19:25:59 <DamienLunas> "Quen?"
  2825. 5 21 19:26:08 <HopeisthePope> (We're outside of the Maw aren't we?)
  2826. 5 21 19:26:11 <HopeisthePope> (In stardust county)
  2827. 5 21 19:26:13 <Saru> (i imagine Sai-fon passed out?)
  2828. 5 21 19:26:17 <DamienLunas> (yes)
  2829. 5 21 19:26:30 <HopeisthePope> "Is something the matter?" D=
  2830. 5 21 19:26:36 <DamienLunas> Translation: how the hell am I supposed to tell them that I'm a god damn bee.
  2831. 5 21 19:26:46 <Arthur> (she said the gardevoir.)
  2832. 5 21 19:26:53 <Klark> (She said tell the Gardevoir..Which I assume has telepathy>)
  2833. 5 21 19:26:54 <DamienLunas> (Since when does martha have a gardevoir)
  2834. 5 21 19:26:56 <Arthur> (if a gallade can translate so can a gardevoir)
  2835. 5 21 19:27:03 <HopeisthePope> (It's what she uses for the heal machine)
  2836. 5 21 19:27:08 <DamienLunas> (she has an audino I thought :/)
  2837. 5 21 19:27:21 <HopeisthePope> (Or was that the bandito territory)
  2838. 5 21 19:27:28 <DamienLunas> (well then again I think those can get aura whatever.)
  2839. 5 21 19:27:31 <DamienLunas> She flies off.
  2840. 5 21 19:27:41 <HopeisthePope> "Thank you!"
  2841. 5 21 19:27:46  HopeisthePope is now ready.
  2842. 5 21 19:27:47 <DamienLunas> and you proceed to the maw
  2843. 5 21 19:27:48  Klark Send Bertilak with her. He has Aura.
  2844. 5 21 19:28:14 <DamienLunas> (bertilak does not help with talking much.)
  2845. 5 21 19:28:30 <DamienLunas> You enter the Maw. Cobalion doesn't seem to have much trouble.
  2846. 5 21 19:28:35 <DamienLunas> <So here he is... my son.>
  2847. 5 21 19:29:28 <DamienLunas> <I could feel the battle from in here>
  2848. 5 21 19:29:33  HopeisthePope watches silently.
  2849. 5 21 19:31:15 <HopeisthePope> What do you say to a father who's looking at his dying son?
  2850. 5 21 19:31:15  HopeisthePope doesn't feel too good about at this at all.
  2851. 5 21 19:31:48 <DamienLunas> <I have not seen him since he strayed from the path of Haou-ken.>
  2852. 5 21 19:31:52  Arthur just shrugs and looks entirely neutral. Not even mad.
  2853. 5 21 19:31:55  Mira stares intently at her feet. Yep, sure are feet.
  2854. 5 21 19:32:04 <Saru> "I'm sorry, Dex."
  2855. 5 21 19:32:08 <DamienLunas> <He was supposed to be my successor. But he failed, and lost his heart to darkness.>
  2856. 5 21 19:32:15  Klark Watches. Quietly.
  2857. 5 21 19:32:44 <DamienLunas> <Thank you, immortals.>
  2858. 5 21 19:32:55 <HopeisthePope> <I'm sorry we couldn't do more.>
  2859. 5 21 19:33:26 <DamienLunas> <I must apologize.>
  2860. 5 21 19:33:36 <DamienLunas> <It is my fault for sending him into the Reverse world.>
  2861. 5 21 19:33:42 <DamienLunas> <I believed he was ready... and I was wrong.>
  2862. 5 21 19:33:45 <Mira> <You what?>
  2863. 5 21 19:33:57 <HopeisthePope> <Just like us, Mira, even though Dex doesn't remember.>
  2864. 5 21 19:34:07 <HopeisthePope> <Me, Klark, Saru, and Six...>
  2865. 5 21 19:34:12 <DamienLunas> <Indeed.>
  2866. 5 21 19:34:32 <DamienLunas> <I had sent you in hopes that your pure hearts would allow one of you to succeed this style.>
  2867. 5 21 19:34:50 <HopeisthePope> <We passed out after Giratina attacked us, but Six... Six used the power of another miracle berry and apparently met the Supreme King."
  2868. 5 21 19:34:50 <HopeisthePope> >
  2869. 5 21 19:35:01 <HopeisthePope> <That's what I gather.>
  2870. 5 21 19:35:19 <DamienLunas> <To become a master, one must journey into the reverse world as their test.>
  2871. 5 21 19:35:23  Klark Nods. <The Beast made us an offer and we refused.>
  2872. 5 21 19:35:28 <DamienLunas> <My son failed.>
  2873. 5 21 19:35:43 <DamienLunas> <He was too tempted by the power. Poisoned by the horrors of the outside world.>
  2874. 5 21 19:36:09 <Arthur> <...I'm sure it hurts. But at least this is the last time you have to hurt like this, one way or another, right?>
  2875. 5 21 19:36:17 <HopeisthePope> <Arthur.>
  2876. 5 21 19:37:25  HopeisthePope glares but says nothing more.
  2877. 5 21 19:37:55 <DamienLunas> <I lost my son years ago, arthur.>
  2878. 5 21 19:38:40 <HopeisthePope> <You mentioned... a final test.>
  2879. 5 21 19:38:49 <DamienLunas> <Yes. Entering the Reverse World.>
  2880. 5 21 19:39:09 <DamienLunas> <In there, your senses are warped. The only reliable method of navigation is your Aura.>
  2881. 5 21 19:39:20 <HopeisthePope> (No not that)
  2882. 5 21 19:39:26 <HopeisthePope> (Unless he's sending Kirin in again)
  2883. 5 21 19:39:40 <DamienLunas> (huh)
  2884. 5 21 19:39:40 <HopeisthePope> (>there is... but one test...)
  2885. 5 21 19:39:45 <DamienLunas> (oh that.)
  2886. 5 21 19:39:56 <DamienLunas> (well he is sending him in there anyway so.)
  2887. 5 21 19:40:08  Arthur looks at what may or may not be a corpse yet. <What she's saying is, will you abandon the shell that was once your son, or take another option?>
  2888. 5 21 19:40:10  HopeisthePope listens.
  2889. 5 21 19:40:54 <DamienLunas> <I will carry him to the reverse world.>
  2890. 5 21 19:41:16 <HopeisthePope> <Are you intending to challenge Giratina for his soul?> D=
  2891. 5 21 19:41:19  Arthur frowns hard. <Won't his patron try to save him?>
  2892. 5 21 19:41:40 <DamienLunas> <He is hungry. He is far more likely to consume him for his failure.>
  2893. 5 21 19:41:52 <DamienLunas> <If the supreme king deems him worthy, he may grant him salvation and guide him back to our world.>
  2894. 5 21 19:42:17 <DamienLunas> <If he does not, then it was not his will.>
  2895. 5 21 19:42:26 <Arthur> <Better than what I was going to do, I guess. You're SURE there's no crazy loophole or anything that'll make a worst-case situation here?>
  2896. 5 21 19:42:39 <HopeisthePope> <That's better than sending him straight to death I guess. If there's hope for him becoming human again...>
  2897. 5 21 19:42:51 <DamienLunas> <I apologize for what my son has done to this world. But this is the best option for us.>
  2898. 5 21 19:43:20 <Arthur> <Go ahead then. Nobody makes that sort of mistake twice if they can help it.>
  2899. 5 21 19:43:30 <Saru> "He's still responsible for his choices and what he did... but this sounds like the best chance for justice."
  2900. 5 21 19:43:45 <HopeisthePope> <We're going to carry on a new dream. The shi ten ou are defeated. We're one step closer to securing this city and helping to awaken the bringer of life.>
  2901. 5 21 19:44:40 <DamienLunas> <Very well then.>
  2902. 5 21 19:44:41 <Klark> <One step closer...>
  2903. 5 21 19:45:02 <DamienLunas> He picks up Kirin off the back of Cobalion. <I apologize for the troubles he has caused you as well, Knight of Will.>
  2904. 5 21 19:45:05 <Mira> "...A few steps closer."
  2905. 5 21 19:45:29 <DamienLunas> C: <It is thanks to this ordeal that I was able to find my answer. Or else I would have been wandering forever.>
  2906. 5 21 19:46:54 <HopeisthePope> <Cobalion... What's the answer you found?>
  2907. 5 21 19:47:03 <HopeisthePope> <And what was the question?>
  2908. 5 21 19:47:22 <DamienLunas> C: <The supreme king spared mankind not in spite of their imperfection, but because of it.>
  2909. 5 21 19:47:56 <DamienLunas> C: <Though it makes them capable of great evil, it makes them capable of greater good. Capable of love beyond reason for their comrades. Willing to do the impossible for their sake.>
  2910. 5 21 19:48:05  HopeisthePope smiles.
  2911. 5 21 19:49:27 <HopeisthePope> <I'm glad that we finally proved that to someone...>
  2912. 5 21 19:50:10 <DamienLunas> D: <Thank you, Knight of Will. And farewell.>
  2913. 5 21 19:50:23  HopeisthePope tilts her head. <Thanks, both of you.> she nods.
  2914. 5 21 19:50:24 <DamienLunas> Dex marches back with his son towards the reverse world.
  2915. 5 21 19:50:34 <HopeisthePope> <...Good luck, Dex.>
  2916. 5 21 19:50:39  Mira continues staring at her feet.
  2917. 5 21 19:50:49  HopeisthePope starts heading out.
  2918. 5 21 19:51:04 <DamienLunas> Cobalion heads out with you all.
  2919. 5 21 19:51:07 <DamienLunas> "Mira."
  2920. 5 21 19:51:14  Saru follows Hope.
  2921. 5 21 19:51:15 <Mira> "...I'm sorry."
  2922. 5 21 19:51:22 <DamienLunas> "You have done more than could have been expected of you for him."
  2923. 5 21 19:51:40 <DamienLunas> "You are a kind princess to a fault."
  2924. 5 21 19:51:55 <Mira> "I don't believe that he is a monster."
  2925. 5 21 19:52:42 <DamienLunas> Cobalion smiles, "You remind me of the Knight of Courage."
  2926. 5 21 19:53:09 <Mira> "...That's quite a complement.'
  2927. 5 21 19:53:13 <DamienLunas> "Young and pure, and willing to believe."
  2928. 5 21 19:53:18 <HopeisthePope> "I wish I could be as compassionate as her, sometimes..."
  2929. 5 21 19:53:24  Saru nods.
  2930. 5 21 19:53:48 <DamienLunas> "There is always a place for strength when compassion fails."
  2931. 5 21 19:54:08  HopeisthePope scratches her head with her crowbar. "Not too good with that either."
  2932. 5 21 19:54:10 <Mira> "By the way."
  2933. 5 21 19:54:20 <HopeisthePope> "But I support my friends, and therein lies my strength I guess."
  2934. 5 21 19:54:24 <Mira> "Virizion is in the territory of the Dynasty Warriors, I believe."
  2935. 5 21 19:54:27  Mira gives directions :3c
  2936. 5 21 19:54:45 <DamienLunas> "The Knight of Grace..."
  2937. 5 21 19:54:54 <DamienLunas> "I will be glad to meet him again."
  2938. 5 21 19:54:59 <DamienLunas> "All of my comrades."
  2939. 5 21 19:55:02 <HopeisthePope> "Good luck, Cobalion."
  2940. 5 21 19:55:07 <Mira> "...And, if I may ask a favor of you..."
  2941. 5 21 19:55:11 <DamienLunas> "After 30 years apart, I'm sure they have much to tell me."
  2942. 5 21 19:55:31 <Mira> "Would it be possible for us to forge an alliance? I should like to be able to help you, if possible."
  2943. 5 21 19:55:50 <DamienLunas> "I'm sorry, for you it would not."
  2944. 5 21 19:56:01 <Mira> "I understand."
  2945. 5 21 19:56:05  Mira nods shortly.
  2946. 5 21 19:56:05 <DamienLunas> "However."
  2947. 5 21 19:56:08  Klark Looks to Saru about these offers of Alliance.
  2948. 5 21 19:56:09 <DamienLunas> "Saru."
  2949. 5 21 19:56:24 <HopeisthePope> =O?
  2950. 5 21 19:56:27  Saru steps forward. "Yes, Sir Knight?"
  2951. 5 21 19:56:31 <Arthur> "So what ARE your requirements, then? This is actually a pretty interesting deal."
  2952. 5 21 19:56:32 <DamienLunas> "If I were to offer you the highest position of honor I could. Would you accept it?"
  2953. 5 21 19:56:41 <DamienLunas> (requirement one: Penis.)
  2954. 5 21 19:56:49 <Arthur> (well shit.)
  2955. 5 21 19:56:57 <Happymancer> (Requirement two:Honor)
  2956. 5 21 19:56:57 <Mira> (WHOOPS SORRY ARTHUR)
  2957. 5 21 19:56:58 <Klark> (Ahahah)
  2958. 5 21 19:57:05 <HopeisthePope> (WHOOPS AGAIN)
  2959. 5 21 19:57:06 <Mira> (ditto that)
  2960. 5 21 19:57:22 <Saru> "I would."
  2961. 5 21 19:57:23 <DamienLunas> (requirement three: not threatening fucking unarmed girls.)
  2962. 5 21 19:57:34 <DamienLunas> "Very well then. If you would, please kneel."
  2963. 5 21 19:57:50  Saru kneels.
  2964. 5 21 19:57:50 <Arthur> (if knights allow said unarmed girls to resurrect the avatar of the devil then fuck knights)
  2965. 5 21 19:58:01 <Mira> (OH)
  2966. 5 21 19:58:07 <Mira> (THAT'S RIGHT)
  2967. 5 21 19:58:12 <Mira> (thanks for jogging my memory arthur)
  2968. 5 21 19:58:13 <DamienLunas> Cobalion touches his horns to your shoulders.
  2969. 5 21 19:58:56 <DamienLunas> "By the power vested in me, I hereby induct thee as a Knight into our order."
  2970. 5 21 19:59:04 <DamienLunas> "I dub thee, Sir Saru of Ribbonwood."
  2971. 5 21 19:59:23  Klark Smiles.
  2972. 5 21 20:00:30 <Mira> (this should have been the battle theme: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6X_idvEw2eI)
  2973. 5 21 20:00:32  HopeisthePope claps.
  2974. 5 21 20:00:55  Mira smiles a little
  2975. 5 21 20:01:35 <DamienLunas> "You may rise."
  2976. 5 21 20:02:11  Saru does so. "Thank you. And thank you for remembering to be a true knight."
  2977. 5 21 20:02:24 <DamienLunas> "Thank you for reminding me what it meant."
  2978. 5 21 20:03:52 <DamienLunas> "So then, do you wish to lead me to the squire and see our reunion?"
  2979. 5 21 20:04:02 <Mira> "Could we?"
  2980. 5 21 20:04:14 <HopeisthePope> "We did sort of leave some of the shi ten ou behind..."
  2981. 5 21 20:04:28  Saru nods. "We need to round them up, and decide what to do with them."
  2982. 5 21 20:04:31 <DamienLunas> "If you wish to attend to that, you may do so."
  2983. 5 21 20:04:35 <DamienLunas> "But I will not linger long."
  2984. 5 21 20:04:42 <DamienLunas> "I must return to my comrades post haste."
  2985. 5 21 20:04:47  Saru digs around in his bag and comes up with a key. "I've got just the place to put them."
  2986. 5 21 20:04:48  HopeisthePope nods.
  2987. 5 21 20:04:57 <HopeisthePope> "I understand... Mira, if you want to go with him..."
  2988. 5 21 20:05:03  Mira nod nod nods, then turns to Saru. "I'm going with Cobalion~"
  2989. 5 21 20:05:08  Saru nods.
  2990. 5 21 20:05:10 <Mira> "I'll be back soon!"
  2991. 5 21 20:05:21 <Arthur> "...I'll go to the tower."
  2992. 5 21 20:05:24 <DamienLunas> "Ride on my back, Princess."
  2993. 5 21 20:05:27 <Saru> "Mira - before you go."
  2994. 5 21 20:05:53  Mira looks up. "Mm?"
  2995. 5 21 20:06:15  Saru steps over to them once Mira climbs up and takes her hand. "You should always believe, but you also need to remember - you can't save someone if they don't want to be saved."
  2996. 5 21 20:07:52 <Mira> "...Right. But he wasn't a monster. :I"
  2997. 5 21 20:07:59 <HopeisthePope> "No, I don't think he was."
  2998. 5 21 20:08:12 <Saru> "Just a man. That can be bad enough."
  2999. 5 21 20:08:31  HopeisthePope nods.
  3000. 5 21 20:08:35  Klark Nods.
  3001. 5 21 20:08:39 <Arthur> "Calling him a monster would imply reverence or fear of him."
  3002. 5 21 20:09:00 <HopeisthePope> "Uh, not really."
  3003. 5 21 20:09:10 <Mira> "Anyway, I understand."
  3004. 5 21 20:09:32 <Saru> "A monster is that way by nature. A human beeing - made a choice to be the way the way they are."
  3005. 5 21 20:09:36  HopeisthePope waves to Mira.
  3006. 5 21 20:09:38 <HopeisthePope> "Good luck, you two."
  3007. 5 21 20:09:43  Saru steps back and waves as well.
  3008. 5 21 20:10:26 <DamienLunas> Cobalion trots off with Mira on his back
  3009. 5 21 20:11:14 <DamienLunas> okay then
  3010. 5 21 20:11:18 <DamienLunas> so!
  3011. 5 21 20:11:22  Klark Watches them go. "Huh. What did you say to Cobalion during the fight Hope? Do not what you want but what you must?"
  3012. 5 21 20:12:05 <Saru> "Hm, need to get a new 'chete, I guees. Not much a knight if I don't even had a blade..."
  3013. 5 21 20:12:10 <HopeisthePope> "No, I told him to do what he must. He was fighting for what he believed in at the time. We were too."
  3014. 5 21 20:12:17 <HopeisthePope> "That's why I wasn't going to stand down."
  3015. 5 21 20:12:23 <HopeisthePope> "Hey, Saru..."
  3016. 5 21 20:12:24 <Arthur> "We have a sword just sitting there. Why didn't you ever switch to that one?"
  3017. 5 21 20:12:30 <HopeisthePope> "Why don't you take Fernando's blade?"
  3018. 5 21 20:12:35 <Arthur> "I mean it's obviously very nice. Do you not want to get it dirty?"
  3019. 5 21 20:12:55  Saru blinks. "I'd, uh, sort of forgotten about it."
  3020. 5 21 20:13:06 <HopeisthePope> "I can attest to its sharpness." she says drly.
  3021. 5 21 20:13:08 <HopeisthePope> *dryly
  3022. 5 21 20:13:14 <HopeisthePope> "Alright, let's head back to the tower."
  3023. 5 21 20:13:25  Saru sort of winces and takes Hope's hand. "All right. Thanks for reminding me, Arthur."
  3024. 5 21 20:13:35 * HopeisthePope is now known as HopeDroppedtheSoap
  3025. 5 21 20:13:37 <Arthur> "...One request."
  3026. 5 21 20:14:10 * HopeDroppedtheSoap is now known as HopeinaBoat
  3027. 5 21 20:14:38 <Arthur> "Seiryu and his stupid fish. They're mine."
  3028. 5 21 20:14:55 <HopeinaBoat> "I don't think Saru was planning on sparing him, so..."
  3029. 5 21 20:14:59  HopeinaBoat looks at Saru.
  3030. 5 21 20:15:06 <Saru> "No."
  3031. 5 21 20:15:17 <Arthur> "Good. I really, REALLY hated that guy."
  3032. 5 21 20:15:46  HopeinaBoat walks as they talk.
  3033. 5 21 20:16:08  Klark Follows his head in the clouds.
  3034. 5 21 20:16:55 <DamienLunas> (No?)
  3035. 5 21 20:16:58 <DamienLunas> (what did that no mean saru)
  3036. 5 21 20:17:07 <HopeinaBoat> (No to letting Arthur finish off Seiryu)
  3037. 5 21 20:17:23 <Saru> (freezing and lagging again, sorry)
  3038. 5 21 20:18:49 <Saru> "Arthur, I'm not saying they shouldn't get what they deserve. But you want to kill them because it's the easy way. Doing things the easy way is why this city is as bad as it's become. Byakko, Seiryu, the fat guy... For what they've done, I think we will execute them."
  3039. 5 21 20:19:03 <Arthur> "And the difference is?"
  3040. 5 21 20:19:22 * Hau_Lulu is now known as Lulu
  3041. 5 21 20:19:23 <Saru> "The difference is the way we do it."
  3042. 5 21 20:20:24 <Saru> "In the light of day, where everyone can see what we did and why we did it."
  3043. 5 21 20:20:43 <Arthur> "...Even the fish, then?"
  3044. 5 21 20:21:03 <Klark> (Especially the fish)
  3045. 5 21 20:21:18 <Klark> "That is a good question Saru...What will we do with the pokemon?"
  3046. 5 21 20:21:27 <Saru> "That... is a good question."
  3047. 5 21 20:21:32 <Mira> (I WANT THE LUVDISC)
  3048. 5 21 20:21:38 <Klark> (wha?)
  3049. 5 21 20:21:40 <DamienLunas> (you can't have the level 100 luvdisc)
  3050. 5 21 20:21:43 <DamienLunas> (even if it does suck.)
  3051. 5 21 20:21:43 <Saru> (i think the luvdisc is fishfries)
  3052. 5 21 20:21:50 <Mira> (but fishie)
  3053. 5 21 20:21:51 <Arthur> (we can have the others then?)
  3054. 5 21 20:21:58 <DamienLunas> (No :I)
  3055. 5 21 20:22:04 <Mira> (I was going to put it in muirin's old fish tank and never use it)
  3056. 5 21 20:22:05 <Mira> (:3c)
  3057. 5 21 20:22:16 <DamienLunas> (pffff)
  3058. 5 21 20:22:17 <Klark> (Can we make eggs from them? =D I wanna a turtwig)
  3059. 5 21 20:22:19 <Arthur> (because i would really like to have eurus finish off the kingdra and eat it)
  3060. 5 21 20:22:30 <DamienLunas> (You can have a lost world turtwig.)
  3061. 5 21 20:22:38 <DamienLunas> (It's like a regular turtwig except it dies incredibly easily.)
  3062. 5 21 20:22:45 <DamienLunas> (and has less egg moves :D)
  3063. 5 21 20:22:51 <Happymancer> (Ad'awwwable)
  3064. 5 21 20:23:50 <Klark> (D=)
  3065. 5 21 20:23:54 <HopeinaBoat> "I hate to say it, but we should probably execute them to, maybe salvage for food."
  3066. 5 21 20:24:02 <HopeinaBoat> "...Let's not eat the white tiger."
  3067. 5 21 20:24:14 <Saru> "... yeah, let's not eat that one."
  3068. 5 21 20:24:26 <HopeinaBoat> "And Saru?"
  3069. 5 21 20:24:29  HopeinaBoat looks at him.
  3070. 5 21 20:24:37 <HopeinaBoat> "...Please execute Byakko before killing the tiger."
  3071. 5 21 20:24:48  Saru nods.
  3072. 5 21 20:24:59 <Happymancer> (She really loves that tiger)
  3073. 5 21 20:25:19  Klark Nods. "Though...We did promise her White Tigers saftey for her compliance..."
  3074. 5 21 20:25:35 <Klark> "What happens to pokemon left in a ball for...Well ever?"
  3075. 5 21 20:25:48 <Saru> "I don't know."
  3076. 5 21 20:26:01 <DamienLunas> (well nowadays they're immortal.)
  3077. 5 21 20:26:16 <Saru> "Might be the thing to do with them."
  3078. 5 21 20:26:26 <Klark> "Maybe we could just seal it off some place. Hide it forever. I don't know..."
  3079. 5 21 20:26:44 <Saru> "I think we should have representatives from the territories there when we do it."
  3080. 5 21 20:27:02 <HopeinaBoat> "If Pokemon are still aware inside the ball..."
  3081. 5 21 20:27:04 <Saru> "I think Suzaku, from what I've seen, doesn't need to die, but we need to figure out what to do with him too."
  3082. 5 21 20:27:07 <HopeinaBoat> "That'd be a horrible thing to do."
  3083. 5 21 20:27:25 <HopeinaBoat> "Let's at least make it as painless and humane as we can."
  3084. 5 21 20:27:37 <HopeinaBoat> "And that way no one has a chance of finding them either."
  3085. 5 21 20:27:59 <Saru> "Right."
  3086. 5 21 20:28:21 <HopeinaBoat> "Suzaku... I think he's capable of redemption, unlike the others."
  3087. 5 21 20:28:30 <Arthur> "Yes."
  3088. 5 21 20:28:54 <Arthur> "Though honestly, I think we could just leave Genbu in the wall as an attraction. He's NEVER coming out."
  3089. 5 21 20:28:55 <HopeinaBoat> "He might be unapologetic, but it's not something you can just apologize for either."
  3090. 5 21 20:29:16 <DamienLunas> (he tried to apologize by becoming an her)
  3091. 5 21 20:29:21 <DamienLunas> (an hero*)
  3092. 5 21 20:29:31 <DamienLunas> (becoming an her is what arthur did :3c)
  3093. 5 21 20:29:38 <HopeinaBoat> (:3c)
  3094. 5 21 20:29:44 <Arthur> "I don't mind unapologetic. I DO mind sociopathy."
  3095. 5 21 20:30:00 <Saru> (whats the new name for the old banditos territory?)
  3096. 5 21 20:30:07 <DamienLunas> (Vejo paraiso)
  3097. 5 21 20:30:17 <Saru> "While we make sure we have everything in order, Six and I chased off this group of kids who were starting a gang, and they gave us the keys to the old prison in Vejo Paraiso."
  3098. 5 21 20:30:26 <Saru> (i could not into the spelling)
  3099. 5 21 20:31:07 <Klark> "That might work...Though they will need to be guarded. Maybe..S-Squad? Or just team Ninja Or the Mustache guys."
  3100. 5 21 20:31:12 <HopeinaBoat> "A prison, huh..."
  3101. 5 21 20:31:49 <HopeinaBoat> "Whoa, I dunno, the S-Squad is cool, but they've tried a LOT of things and keep messing it up."
  3102. 5 21 20:31:56 <Saru> "Yeah..."
  3103. 5 21 20:32:23 <Saru> (hanzo is the ninja leader right)
  3104. 5 21 20:32:30 <HopeinaBoat> (Hayato)
  3105. 5 21 20:32:41 <Saru> "I think we should talk to GKM and Hayto for that."
  3106. 5 21 20:32:44 <Saru> *Hayato
  3107. 5 21 20:32:57 <HopeinaBoat> "Sounds good."
  3108. 5 21 20:33:03  Klark Nods.
  3109. 5 21 20:33:53 <DamienLunas> oh by the way
  3110. 5 21 20:33:59 <DamienLunas> 14,000 experience points
  3111. 5 21 20:34:08 <Arthur> (trainer levels?)
  3112. 5 21 20:34:12 <DamienLunas> 2 trainer levels.
  3113. 5 21 20:34:18 <DamienLunas> So then where are you guys going next?
  3114. 5 21 20:34:18 <Saru> (shiny)
  3115. 5 21 20:34:26 <Arthur> (tower)
  3116. 5 21 20:34:28 <DamienLunas> (Saru, you gonna take signer now? :3)
  3117. 5 21 20:34:28 <Klark> (Whoa)
  3118. 5 21 20:34:40 <DamienLunas> Okay, you all reach the tower
  3119. 5 21 20:34:43 <Saru> (yeah, though honestly my brain is starting to be mush)
  3120. 5 21 20:34:44 <Arthur> (flying ace get)
  3121. 5 21 20:34:47 <DamienLunas> and suddenly you are swarmed by people
  3122. 5 21 20:34:58 <DamienLunas> "You guys did it, right?"
  3123. 5 21 20:35:00 <Arthur> (3 levels until pegasus)
  3124. 5 21 20:35:01 <DamienLunas> "You set us free?"
  3125. 5 21 20:35:03 <Arthur> "...Yep."
  3126. 5 21 20:35:05 <HopeinaBoat> "Hi!"
  3127. 5 21 20:35:11 <HopeinaBoat> "That's us... are you all alright?"
  3128. 5 21 20:35:12  Saru climbs up on something.
  3129. 5 21 20:35:16  Klark Blinks at all the people...and points them to Saru and Hope.
  3130. 5 21 20:35:19  HopeinaBoat greets them.
  3131. 5 21 20:35:42 <DamienLunas> the crowd starts cheering
  3132. 5 21 20:35:44 <Saru> "I am Saru, of the Ribbonwood Immortals! The Shi Ten Ou are defeated! You are all free!"
  3133. 5 21 20:36:12 <DamienLunas> they cheer louder
  3134. 5 21 20:36:33  HopeinaBoat beams at Saru.
  3135. 5 21 20:37:11  Klark Smiles.
  3136. 5 21 20:38:09  Klark Whispers to Saru "Representative?"
  3137. 5 21 20:38:47 <Saru> "I did not do it alone! The other Immortals fought for us all. Klark, Six, Arthur, Mira, and Hope!"
  3138. 5 21 20:38:58  HopeinaBoat waves.
  3139. 5 21 20:39:16  Arthur is still at 1 HP.
  3140. 5 21 20:39:22  Klark Smiles sheepishly while scratching his scruff.
  3141. 5 21 20:40:23 <Saru> "We welcome you into the Free Territories of Ribbonwood! Who here speaks for the people of this district?"
  3142. 5 21 20:40:57 <DamienLunas> "Uh... nobody."
  3143. 5 21 20:41:04 <DamienLunas> "Yeah we were kinda mind controlled for a while!"
  3144. 5 21 20:41:21 <Saru> "Well, we'll figure it out then."
  3145. 5 21 20:41:30 <HopeinaBoat> "Well then! In the coming days, we'd like for you to elect among yourselves a representative!"
  3146. 5 21 20:41:31 <DamienLunas> "Used to be the 4100 just called the shots and we had to do whatever they wanted."
  3147. 5 21 20:42:23 <HopeinaBoat> "The slavery ends now, as of today you are a free people. We fight to end the gang wars and unite this city as a single whole."
  3148. 5 21 20:43:40 <HopeinaBoat> "I understand it may take some time to pick up your lives again - if you need any help, feel free to ask, and we'll do all we can for you!"
  3149. 5 21 20:43:55 <DamienLunas> The crowd cheers unanimously
  3150. 5 21 20:45:33 <HopeinaBoat> "In the meantime... we're going to collect the fallen members of the shi ten ou and move them to prison, awaiting execution."
  3151. 5 21 20:46:00 <HopeinaBoat> "Before we do so- does anyone here have grievances against the shi ten ou member Suzaku that they'd like to address?"
  3152. 5 21 20:46:35 <DamienLunas> one guy raises his hand
  3153. 5 21 20:46:40  HopeinaBoat looks over.
  3154. 5 21 20:46:44  Saru points at him.
  3155. 5 21 20:46:44 <HopeinaBoat> "Yes?"
  3156. 5 21 20:46:56 <DamienLunas> "He ran through my wall one time when he was chasing a guy."
  3157. 5 21 20:47:02 <HopeinaBoat> "Oh geez."
  3158. 5 21 20:47:06 <Arthur> "...We can fix that."
  3159. 5 21 20:47:08 <Saru> "Well, we can make him fix the wall."
  3160. 5 21 20:47:28 <DamienLunas> "He said sorry though, so I don't know if it counts."
  3161. 5 21 20:47:31  Klark Shrugs.
  3162. 5 21 20:47:58 <HopeinaBoat> "That's good to know, and noted."
  3163. 5 21 20:48:29 <DamienLunas> Nobody else really speaks up
  3164. 5 21 20:48:39 <DamienLunas> "Do we have to keep wearing these?"
  3165. 5 21 20:48:46 <DamienLunas> they motion to the white robs
  3166. 5 21 20:48:48 <DamienLunas> robes*
  3167. 5 21 20:48:50 <Arthur> "Are they comfortable?"
  3168. 5 21 20:48:51 <Saru> "Only if you want to."
  3169. 5 21 20:48:55 <HopeinaBoat> "No, you're free now, feel free to ditch them if you want."
  3170. 5 21 20:48:59 <Saru> "Uh, maybe not take them off all at once."
  3171. 5 21 20:49:00 <Arthur> "I mean, there might not be anything else around but..."
  3172. 5 21 20:49:09 <HopeinaBoat> "But PLEASE find some other clothes first?"
  3173. 5 21 20:49:12 <Happymancer> (NAKED PARTY WOO WOO)
  3174. 5 21 20:49:15 <DamienLunas> a lot of them start taking off their clothes
  3175. 5 21 20:49:23 <DamienLunas> but then grumble and put them back on when hope starts talking.
  3176. 5 21 20:49:24 <Saru> "We'll see about getting other clothes into the district."
  3177. 5 21 20:49:41 <HopeinaBoat> "Sorry!"
  3178. 5 21 20:49:44 <Arthur> (and suddenly)
  3179. 5 21 20:49:52 <Arthur> (we know what the S-squad can do)
  3180. 5 21 20:49:58 <Arthur> (they made those uniforms)
  3181. 5 21 20:50:02 <Saru> (yeah!)
  3182. 5 21 20:50:55 <HopeinaBoat> "It's nothing personal, really, you can parade around naked all you want, but I'd rather not be here when you do it..." she grins a bit sheepishly.
  3183. 5 21 20:51:10 <HopeinaBoat> "We'll get clothes here as soon as we can, if they're needed."
  3184. 5 21 20:51:31 <DamienLunas> They GUESS they can wait.
  3185. 5 21 20:51:40 <Saru> (i hate to say this, but i dont think im up to dealing with srs bzns with the Shi Ten Ou tonight at this point. my brain is mush)
  3186. 5 21 20:52:03 <HopeinaBoat> "Other than that, anything else that needs attending to?"
  3187. 5 21 20:52:16  HopeinaBoat gets out her notebook.
  3188. 5 21 20:53:43 <DamienLunas> they all shrug
  3189. 5 21 20:55:23 <Arthur> (nothing else?)
  3190. 5 21 20:55:29 <DamienLunas> (I guess not.)
  3191. 5 21 20:55:39 <HopeinaBoat> "Okay! Thank you all very much for cooperating. We look forward to a future together, side by side, not with dictators overlooking slaves! Remember the Immortals!"
  3192. 5 21 20:55:44 <DamienLunas> (unless mira wants to see off cobalion.)
  3193. 5 21 20:55:50 <DamienLunas> "The immortals! Woooooo"
  3194. 5 21 20:55:55 <Arthur> (that should probably be handled, yes)
  3195. 5 21 20:56:24 <Arthur> (because transporting the 4100 is going to be a bitch)
  3196. 5 21 20:56:34 <HopeinaBoat> (Why)
  3197. 5 21 20:56:43 <HopeinaBoat> (We just borrow some of Byakko's chains)
  3198. 5 21 20:56:52 <Arthur> (byakko is still in a state to fight back)
  3199. 5 21 20:57:00 <HopeinaBoat> (We still have her tiger)
  3200. 5 21 20:57:02 <Klark> (We do have her pokemon)
  3201. 5 21 20:57:06 <DamienLunas> (not so long as you have her tiger, yeah)
  3202. 5 21 20:57:12 <Klark> (I reminded her on the way out. =B)
  3203. 5 21 20:57:17 <DamienLunas> (plus saru can pretty much charisma her into submission)
  3204. 5 21 20:57:36 <Mira> (I wanted to and get le camera but I am beat)
  3205. 5 21 20:57:47 <DamienLunas> (it's okay)
  3206. 5 21 20:57:56 <DamienLunas> (I am fairly le beat as well.)
  3207. 5 21 20:58:18 <DamienLunas> (I'd like to get some hot cocoa and just rest)
  3208. 5 21 20:58:34 <Arthur> (i think it's the same for all of us)
  3209. 5 21 20:58:44 <HopeinaBoat> (I've got a headache but fine otherwise)
  3210. 5 21 20:59:29 <Happymancer> (Le ;-;)
  3211. 5 21 20:59:30 <Mira> (ooh, hot cocoa sounds like a good idea)
  3212. 5 21 20:59:33 <Happymancer> (No reunions)
  3213. 5 21 20:59:41 <Saru> (mm, hot cocoa)
  3214. 5 21 20:59:49  Mira has quit (Quit: Leaving.)
  3215. 5 21 21:00:00 <DamienLunas> (very well then)
  3216. 5 21 21:00:04 <DamienLunas> And the adventure of life goes on.
  3217. 5 21 21:00:14 <DamienLunas> The immortals have defeated their greatest enemy yet
  3218. 5 21 21:00:21 <DamienLunas> but many challenges still lie on the horizon.
  3219. 5 21 21:01:10 <DamienLunas> However
  3220. 5 21 21:01:14 <DamienLunas> whatever difficulties they must face
  3221. 5 21 21:01:18 <DamienLunas> they shall face together
  3222. 5 21 21:01:22 <DamienLunas> as the immortals.
  3223. 5 21 21:01:25 <DamienLunas> End Disc 1.
  3224. 5 21 21:01:36 <DamienLunas> Please insert disc 2
  3225. 5 21 21:01:42 <HopeinaBoat> "And remember? The next disc will have plenty of fanservice too!"
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