Nostalgia Wolf 3: Guns of the Autistic Part 1

Nostalgia Wolf 3: Guns of the Autistic

A Boros Production

Chapter One: Old Solider  Written By Boros

Meanwhile in Mexico…. (Metal Gear Solid 4 OST - Love Theme, begins to play)

In a dimly lit room sits a man, or I should say a former shell of a man.  Old and weather by life and the decisions that he made.  Reflecting on how he allowed himself to be blinded both literally and figuratively by his own hubris.  The only light in the room being a weak flame of a lantern and the glow of a slow burning cigarette, the man spoke;

Reviewing has changed. It's no longer about viewers, autism, or memes. It's an endless series of proxy videos made by YouTube heroes and machines. Reviewing - and its consumption of memes - has become a well-oiled machine. Reviewing has changed. ID-tagged Youtubers make ID-tagged reviews, use ID-tagged memes. Nanomemes inside their bodies enhance and regulate their abilities. Genetic control. Information control. Emotion control. Meme control. Everything is monitored and kept under control. Reviewing has changed. The age of entertainment has become the age of control...All in the name of averting catastrophe from memes of dank destruction. And he who controls the bantz...controls history. Reviewing has changed. When the Youtube is under total control...Reviewing becomes routine

(Flashes on Screen: Old Joe, a Mexican Denied his Games)

 Fortunately, he had one working robotic eye, no different than a regular human eye in appearance, but better in vision.  Thanks to the Trump, Mexico was forced to purge the drug cartels and build a new stronger country.  So tech like this cost only 7 pesos, unfortunately it was the his last 7 peso’s from his fallen empire.  “I was a fool” said Old Joe.  “I said she would never take your games”  Old Joe was referring to the Anita Sarkeesian Terrorist Attack of 2018.  After a very successful year as President, Trump had led America into prosperity while killing off the Social Justice movement.   Once the vail of PC was lifted people start to treat each other with respect regardless of their skin color or gender.   People learned that succeed in life you had to work hard for what you want.  Men learned to be men again, getting what they wanted in life and not acting like a cuck.  Transgender was relabel as a mental illness and doctors worked around the clock to help these people ill people return to a normal life.  With all of this top feminist patreon dropped faster and harder than Spoony’s.  In a last chance stick Anita coordinated the EMP bombing of every major game studio across the country.  Millions of server accounts were lost for good, tons of data for hundreds of currently developed games gone, and worse of all were the innocent employees at Ubisoft that were killed due to an explosion caused by the emp bomb.  Gaming would recover but it was set back 20 years, Anita was tried for terrorist activity and was executed on Capitol Hill within 24 hours of her sentence.  With the loss of new games to bitch about,  Joe had no new material combined with his deportation and the fact that many of his fans hated him for his support for Anita.  Joe was finished as an online reviewer.  “OH GOD, If I could take it back, I would.”  “If I could, I would have grilled that bitch into obscurity, I could have saved games or at least those innocent people’s lives!”  Joe screamed.  All of a sudden Joe was interrupted by a slow clapping.  He turned to see a man walk forward.  “Well, wasn’t that great!” said the Man walking out of the shadow.  “Latza?” Old Joe spurted.   “I have always wanted to meet you face to face Joe” Said Paul “Build the Wall” Latza.  “I have one more mission for the man in charge of the Angry Army, a chance at redemption”  “Will you accept?”  Old Joe extinguished his cigarette… “Si”.

Chapter Two: Fight Night  Written By Boros

Bright lights light up the Stage…. (the Jimmy Fallon Show Theme Song starts to play)

“Hey Everyone welcome to the Show, tonight we have the Grandfather of all LP’s James Rolfe!” said the enthusiastic comedian.

Fallon was the last of an old generation, after Trump’s election people were tried of the white guilt and retarded stories of the liberal media, people just wanted to be entertained.  Shows like the daily show came to an end, Trevor Noah due to his small black dick, found work in the new Cuckhold fetish porn called BWC, Big White Cock, in which small dicked black men would be forced to prep the White Bull.  John Oliver’s  time machine failed to bring him back to his precious  2015.  Apparently interns motivated by white guilt can’t build a time machine, go figure.  Trump offered him a spot of the Orange Watch, but he choice exile.  The Orange Watch was where sjw freaks were sent to THE WALL to spend the rest of their life guarding THE WALL in case the Wet Walkers ever returned.  Oliver was sent back to Britannia, the new Holy Empire of England, but King Nigel Farage sent him to live in Iraq.  And Seth (((Meyers))) was given a double circumcision by a roaming band of Pepe freedom fighters, in which the gland or tip of his penis was removed.  Not to be confused with the Tip for Trans movement started on /pol/ by a young Barron Trump, who to guess that little kid would grow up to be the first President of Mars.  His 72D chess plan was simple and efficient, trick Beta male cucks in the limelight to remove the tip of their penis to show solidarity with the Trans community.  Wil Weaton’s procedure was botched and he lost his entire penis in the process, which was ok since his wife got fucked by Black dudes all the time.   But in the end Fallon while not funny was rewarded for not being a bias shit, to Jimmy all this was a memory.  “So James, what is the next project that you are working on?”  Said Fallon.  “Next, to be honest this will be my last project”  Said the Old but very lively Rolfe.  “I have spent my whole life creating so many stories and bringing so much joy to the world.”  “My final project will be …” AWWWOOOOOOOOOO!  James was interrupted by the NOSTALGIA WOLF.  “NEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDD!” The beast screamed from it’s mouth.  James jumped up and reveled that he was wearing a power glove supped up from Disney Imagengineers.  “Lest end this you Bitch Ass Beast”  “I rather eat buffalo shit off of the bed that Jacob and Linkara just made love on rather than keeping this feud going”  Screamed James.  The Two forces lunged at each other.  Night vs Day, Good vs Evil, Marvelshit vs Sniderkino!  It’s Fight Night.   All of a sudden, 「THE  WORLD」time froze still, Doug and James frozen in mid leap.  Insano walked out of the shadows with a slow clap.  “Bravo, Bravo, you fools”  All of sudden James punched Insano right in the face and sent Insano flying.  “How…How can you move in the stopped time James!?”  “You’re used to time standing still when you have played so many shitty games like I hav…”  And with that James fell to the ground passed out.  Insano ran forward, “Jokes on you funny man, I coated myself with a fine layer of knock out cheato dust so that if I get attacked by the big brute aka are old friend Doug , he would be LIGHTS OUT.”  Insano walked up to Doug and put a metal teleportation device around the wolf.  He grabbed James by the coat, “I am going to need you, you’re coming with me to my world”  “And Doug here I will teleport him somewhere to cause some… Chaos” As the Madman jumped back to his dimension with James, Doug meanwhile teleported somewhere else in the world within this dimension, his autist laugh could be heard as time resumed.  Jimmy and the audience had no idea what happened to Doug and James.

Chapter 3. Hot and Thicc Written By Boros

Scan up to see Latza’s massive personal Hellicarrer from Avengers skim along the clouds the soft hum fills the halls of the ship.

Joe sat quietly smoking, ”Two more stop and we begin our plan of attack.” Said Latza as he walked into the room.  “Well, I am not in fighting condition” said Old Joe.  “You will be soon” Latza replied back.  “We got one more guest and then we are off to the Canadian Empire to meet with Fuhrer Mike Stoklasa he has a device that will let us chase Dr. Insaino.”   A staffer of Paul’s ran into the room.  “Sir, James has been kidnapped and we are almost at our destinations”  “All According to plan” said Latza while Old Joe looked on confused.  “I have a special power you see Joe, I can track anyone in the world, hell in the multiverse.  HOWEVER.  I need their sent, so James vowed in secret to be my bait, and like a 15 year old on /v/, Insaino fell for it.  Hope you are ready for a reunion, lets go”

(Yes by roundabout starts playing)
Paul and Old Joe enter the giant mansion, as then enter they here a scream from a man and rush down the hall.  They throw up the door and shock over comes Old Joe’s face that his cigarettes falls from his mouth… TO BE COUNTIUED