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- >the heat of the sun is becoming unbearable
- >you figured working on a farm, even a rock one, couldn't be that hard
- >but it seems the work is just as strenuous for you as for the ponies
- >you glance over to Limestone and Marble
- >the latter is silently pushing a small boulder, the former mumbling angrily at a bigger one
- >it still baffles you that the Pies were okay with you staying at the farm
- >all it took was the princess' word that you meant no harm
- >the princess herself didn't take that long to learn to trust you either
- >just some "scientific" tests and being questioned by her friends
- >after that the orange one offered to let you stay at her farm
- >but after her little sister walking in on you taking care of yourself, you knew it was time to go
- >luckily the pink one and the princess put in a good word for you at the rock farm
- >and now here you are, in this strange and beautiful land, "farming" rocks
- >you still have no idea why or how, but you're here and so far it hasn't been bad
- >the ponies, though nervous at first, seem sincere in their attempts to make you feel at home
- >not to mention the fact that they are extremely cute
- >especially Marble
- >though you have only exchanged a few words (most of which were mm-hmm), you feel closer to her than any girl back on earth
- >"ANON, GET BACK TO WORK"
- >an angry Limestone looks at you with a look of utmost disapproval, it seems you stopped pushing while reminiscing
- "S-sorry", you say and get back to work
- >it's now your seventh day in Equestria and it's already starting to feel like home
- >maybe that's because you never felt at home on ear- an angry stare from Limestone snaps you out of your thoughts
- >"Anon, why don't you go inside and set the table, clearly this work is too much for you"
- >you are about to protest, but then you notice Marble is already on her way to the house
- "Uhm sure, your call boss"
- >Limestone smiles smugly at your display of submission
- >you rush to catch up with Marble
- >as the two of you walk up to the house, not a single syllable is uttered
- >quietly you start to set the table
- >as Marble passes you with the pan of rock soup, you open your mouth before realising you don't know what to say
- >"Y-you hungry, Anon?"
- >she really is the sweetest and you are truly the most awkward
- "Uh yeah, I uh, yeah"
- >both of you silently return to your tasks
- >once all is set, Marble calls for her parents upstairs, while you signal Limestone in the fields
- >dinner is probably the best time of the day, not because of the rock dishes, which are horrible, but because Marble opens up a bit at dinner
- >yesterday she started talking about her favourite kind of gem, emerald, and kept on going for five full minutes
- >you just hope Limestone doesn't start talking trash about you to Mister Pie again
- >after politely waiting for everyone to get seated and filling their plates, you immediately dig in
- >Igneous turns his disapproving eyeballs your way
- >you realise you have made a mess and turn red
- >Limestone smiles cruelly, but luckily Mrs Pie is merciful and hands you some napkins to clean up
- "Th-thanks, Mrs Pie"
- >you really need to get a grip, this is the third time in your four days here
- >it's not that you weren't raised properly, it's just that being in such a strange world makes you nervous
- >not to mention the thoughts about Marble racing through your head
- >you hurry to clear your mind, as the clothes the ponies gave you are not fit to conceal an erection
- >luckily for you, Limestone decides it's time to talk about the farm
- >"Father, we really should hire a big strong stallion to help us"
- >you know Igneous isn't very fond of you, but he's even less fond of potential stallions staying at the farm
- >"Daughter, thine suggestions are truly valued, but we have no need for another mouth to feed"
- >you began to smile, but Mrs Pie's stern gaze turns you back to your soup
- >"But father, I know we have Anon to help us, but he doesn't have the strength of a stallion"
- >Mrs Pie intervenes "Have we not raised you well, that thou wouldst gossip like this about somepony else"
- >"It's not gossiping when they can hear you!", Limestone protests
- >but Mrs Pie gives her daughter the same stern look she gave you and with that, the argument ends
- >now is your chance to say something interesting to redeem yourself
- >too bad you have no idea what to say
- >you don't know jack shit about Equestria and all your Earth knowledge does not seem relevant at all
- >"Uhm, Father, Mother, would it be okay if, uhm, I were to pay Pinkamena a visit tomorrow?"
- >Marble's parents exchange confused looks, seems like Marble doesn't make requests like this one alot
- >"Daughter, thou knowest we need everypony to run the farm"
- >"I just thought, m-maybe now that Anon is here I could take one day off?"
- >Mr Pie looks conflicted
- >Mrs Pie interjects "Your sister Maud will be here in two days, she can then take over your work"
- >"But dearest wife, certainly we cannot let our daughter make this far journey alone?"
- >this is it, time to be a hero
- "I could take your daughter to Ponyville, Mr Pie"
- >all eyes turn to you and you immediately regret your words
- >Limestone opens her mouth, but is cut short by her mother
- >"It is agreed then, in two days Anonymous will accompany Marble to Ponyville"
- >it amazes you to see how both Limestone and Mr Pie do not object
- >Marble smiles shyly at you, "Thanks Anon"
- >after dinner you head to bed
- >you start thinking about your upcoming trip, this is your chance to prove yourself to Marble and the other Pies
- >maybe if you were to encounter a monster, you might prove yourself a hero
- >but what kind of monster could you encounter on the train to Ponyville?
- >you sigh and sink your face into your pillow
- >trying to come up with a way to impress Marble you slowly sink into sleep
- >next day, you're out in the fields
- >Mr and Mrs Pie are in the next town over selling rocks or something
- >Marble and Limestone are collecting rock seedlings from a cave or something
- >it's not like you even get half of what rock farming is about, you just push the damned things
- >you guess there's some sort of magic involved or maybe it's just chemistry?
- >since Limestone isn't around to scold you, you decide to take a small break
- >you're still not sure how to impress Marble
- >you could give her a gift, but the little money you make, is not going to impress her
- >if only you were a rich man, you could buy her all the emeralds she wants
- >but for now, you'll have to think of something else
- >after five minutes of fruitless thinking you decide to get back to pushing
- >you see a particularly round rock with an extremely smooth surface
- "Well hello there, beauty"
- >did you just talk to a rock? you hope that's not to weird for a rock farmer
- >as you approach the rock you trip over another one and hit the smooth boulder
- >it starts to roll away from you and before you can stop it, it tumbles into the quarry
- >"WHAT THE HELL"
- >oh shit, that's Limestone, was she down there?
- >you rush down there and find a shattered boulder and an angry Limestone glaring at you
- >"Anon, clean this mess up right now"
- >better get to it then
- >"How did this happen?!"
- "S-sorry, I tripped"
- >"I can't believe how clumsy your kind is, watch your step next time, we don't pay you to destroy our crops!"
- >did she just say 'crops'?
- >mumbling angrily, Limestone heads for the fields
- >you're not sure what exactly to clean up, so you start tossing rubble into a corner
- >it seems only half of the boulder was shattered, but the other remains intact
- >as you pick up the remaining half and inspect it, you notice that inside is an emerald the size of your fist
- >you feel a wave of joy come over you
- >this is the perfect gift for Marble
- >it's even round and smooth already
- >you put the thing in your pocket and head back to the fields
- >at dinner Limestone brings up your accident, but Mrs Pie dismisses the subject
- >for some reason the mare is willing to cut you much more slack than the others are
- >the next morning, while working in the fields, you see a pony approaching the farm
- >you squint, which does virtually nothing, but feels right anyway
- >the pony has a grey coat, purple mane and for some reason seems very familiar
- >on her head the pony carries a small rock
- >"Daughter! Thine presence gives me joy!"
- >the pony does not respond to Mr Pie's words
- >silently she approaches him and just says "Hi father"
- >is this Marble's sister Maud? wasn't she supposed to be here tomorrow?
- >Limestone comes rushing over, greets her sister and all three Pies head for the house
- >you start to follow them, but Limestone signals you to keep working
- >oh well, it's not like you were curious or anything
- >you wonder what this Pie sister is like
- >kind like Marble? shy like Marble? cheerful like the pink one?
- >adorable like Marble? Mean like Limestone? cute like Marble?
- >maybe she could help you become closer with Marble, since Limestone definitely won't
- >too bad you won't really have time to talk to her
- >better get back to daydreaming about Marble then
- >you wonder how ponies do intimate stuff with their lack of fingers
- >maybe they prefer to use their mouths for that sort of thing?
- >your brain runs out of blood to think, so you get back to the mindless work
- >at dinner you are once again baffled by the Pies as Maud talks about the best kind of rock to make rock soup
- >a full twenty minutes you are enlightened about the culinary benefits of sedimentary rocks
- >but now her tale of taste is over, your plate is empty, but just as you want to rise, Maud turns to you
- >"What about your home? What are the rocks like?"
- >what the fuck
- >does she really expect you to know anything about rocks?
- "I, uh.. I don't know that much about rocks, I guess, I think they're the same as here"
- >she doesn't respond, but looks slightly disappointed, you think
- >you head upstairs, lie down and close your eyes
- >you need to find the right moment to give Marble the gem tomorrow
- >obviously not in front of her family or the ponies in Ponyville
- >but if you give it on the train and she doesn't like it, that would be awkward too
- >but she will like it, right? she said she liked emeralds
- >you hear hoof steps on the stairs, you raise your head and see Maud
- >that's right, you'll be sharing the room with her for the night
- >suddenly Maud stops and sniffs the air
- >you're not sure whether what she's smelling is you, but she seems intrigued
- >she walks towards the chest with your belongings
- >"Is there a gemstone in there?"
- >did she smell the emerald inside the chest? that's some odd shit right there
- "Uh yes, I found one the other day"
- >"Is it an emerald?"
- >what is it with these ponies and their rocks? how did she smell the type of gem
- >the look on your face goes unnoticed by Maud, who opens the chest and takes a look at the gemstone
- >"This is a nice emerald"
- >you have no idea how to respond, not even an appropriate facial expression comes to mind
- >maybe this is the moment to ask Maud for help? oh well, here goes nothing
- "Uhm, so.. I was planning on giving this gem as a gift to Marble.."
- >she turns to you and her eyes widen, but only slightly
- >now her face returns to it's emotionless default
- >"Where did you get this?"
- >something in her voice betrays that she is not as calm as she would have you think
- >you wouldn't exactly call it excitement, but it's the next best thing
- "I found it near the quarry"
- >"You found a gem lying near the quarry and you just took it for yourself?"
- >shit, you never thought about it like that
- >well, so much for the perfect gift
- >"Don't worry, I won't tell anypony"
- "Uh, thanks"
- >"I'm going to bed now"
- >and just like that the conversation ends
- >morning is here, you are awoken by the sounds of hoof steps downstairs
- >you sit up and see that Maud has already gotten up
- >today is the day, just you and Marble travelling together, it's safe to say you're excited
- >you grab your bag, containing only the gift for Marble
- >you head downstairs, where a surprisingly rock free breakfast awaits you
- "Good morning everyone"
- >you're feeling confident today, everything is certainly fine
- >the ponies greet you in return and you start you all start breakfast
- >Mrs Pie and Maud are whispering something to each other, earning them a stern look from Mr Pie
- >they proceed to look at you, Mrs Pie with a wide smile, Maud with a slightly more excited expression than usual
- >you're not sure what they're trying to get across, maybe you've got something on your face?
- >but there is nothing on your face and it seems you're not the only one who is confused as you see Limestone and Mr Pie exchange confused glances
- >Marble seems oblivious to the whole situation or maybe she's just ignoring it
- >you decide to just politely smile back at the mares, which makes their smiles even wider
- >whatever, you've got more important things to worry about
- >you empty your cup, nearly choke on a pebble and decide it's time to set the day in motion
- "So, when are we leaving?"
- >"You will leave right after breakfast, to catch the early train"
- >Mrs Pie's excitement has clearly found its way into her voice
- "Is it a long trip?"
- >maybe you should have asked this earlier, you didn't realise you were so unprepared
- >"Only a couple of hours"
- >Maud displays the same kind of mildly excited behaviour as last night
- >after breakfast you all head for the train station
- >before you arrive Mrs Pie takes you aside
- >"Anonymous, I have heard from Maud that you plan on giving Marble a gift"
- >every trace of her old-fashioned way of speaking has disappeared, must be the excitement
- "Uhm, yeah, that's true, if you don't mind, that is"
- >you had hoped to avoid a situation like this, at this point you're not sure why you told Maud
- >you'll just have to play it cool, pretend Marble isn't the girl of your dreams
- >"I don't know what your intentions are, but I have seen that you are a kind and hard working stallion and you have my blessing"
- >that's unexpected, you never thought anyone's mother would approve of you
- >maybe the stallions here are all giant douche bags?
- "Uh, thanks, Mrs Pie"
- >you'd think this endorsement would boost your confidence even further, but the unexpectedness of it all has thrown you off
- >"One more thing, Anonymous, if you are to pursue a relationship with my daughter, you would be wise to let her tell my husband"
- >she's probably right, Mr Pie is the kind of man to chase a suitor of his property with a shotgun
- >then again, you're not even sure if you'll have to worry about all that, it all depends on Marble
- >let's hope she shares her mother sentiment
- >the two of you catch up to the rest
- >within a few minutes the train arrives and you prepare to say goodbye
- >the doors close, the train departs
- >the ponies at the station become smaller and smaller
- >the first half hour of your trip is spent in silence as Marble admires the landscape and you work up the courage for what is to come
- >come one Anon, you can do this
- "Uhm, Marble?"
- >"Hmm?"
- "I wanted to give you this"
- >you reach into your bag with both hands and present to her the emerald
- >silence, the one thing you feared more than outright rejection
- >a full ten seconds pass before Marble unfreezes
- >then a smile sneaks unto her lips and she takes to gem out of your hands
- >"It's beautiful"
- >she spins it around on her hoof, causing it to sparkle in the sunlight
- >you have never felt as relieved as in this moment
- >Marble then looks at you, insecurity overtaking her expression
- >she slowly moves her head towards you
- >oh shit, is she going to kiss you? you are not prepared for this
- >a chill runs down your spine as her lips make contact with your cheek
- >she then rests her head on your shoulder
- >"Thank you Anon"
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