dance club

>be jayson frascatore
>signed up for a dance camp
>thought ok cool
>maybe i'll learn how to be turnt up in clubs
>june 8th arrives
>wakes up
>tiredasfuck.jpg
>gets dressed and puts something decent on
>gets dropped off at the dance studio
>walks in
>pretty dark in there
>not sure why
>hears some taylor swift playing
>we never go out of style, we never go out of style
>sees a bunch of flashing lights in a room
>wat.jpg
>sees a bunch of emo dancers bleeding and walking like zombies
>at this point i'm scared out of my mind and i have no idea what to do
>blood leaking on the floor
>one passes out and bleeds out
>i'm pretty much running for my life
>only one explanation
>i look behind me
>shrek
>gtfooutofmyswamp.png
>he smiles at me and says:
>"It's time for initiation!"
>donkey comes out with fiona
>pulls out a picture of pearl harbor
>lol
>the kids are basically drooling blood at this point
>ew.jpg
>i feel like i'm in COD or GTA
>shrek tells me to get on my knees
>he then comes closer
>WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP he says
>all the kids who are bleeding just collapse after that (about 30 of them)
>a notebook gets thrown at me
>i look around
>it was just a dream
>i'm in algebra class lmfao
>taylor swift was right
>i've got that james dean day dream look in my eye