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  1. 00:17:41: <LionGodDM> 4You awaken on the side of the road, not far from a town.
  2. 00:17:52: <PinkBeetle> 13"Where are we?"
  3. 00:18:09: <LionGodDM> 4There is a forest filled with evergreen trees on one side of the road.
  4. 00:18:33: <PinkBeetle> 13Rolling Horsepower to transport fast to Town with McPaladin
  5. 00:19:00: <LionGodDM> 4And a river filled with sparse traces of rocks, the smoothest canal you've ever seen.
  6. 00:19:01: <PaladinMcDonald> 12"What is happening?"
  7. 00:19:13: <LionGodDM> 4Rolling...
  8. 00:19:58: <LionGodDM> 4 2
  9. 00:20:30: <PaladinMcDonald> 12"We're out of here."
  10. 00:20:43: <PinkBeetle> 13"Gotta go fast..."
  11. 00:20:58: <LionGodDM> 4McPaladin is magically attached to the top of your hood. Your wheels start creating etch marks on the road.
  12. 00:21:09: <LionGodDM> 4You go back to the future.
  13. 00:21:34: <PinkBeetle> 13Rolling Wisdown to define time
  14. 00:21:43: <LionGodDM> 4The future where you are in Retandium.
  15. 00:22:08: <LionGodDM> 4There is a crowd looking at you with awe.
  16. 00:22:22: <PaladinMcDonald> 12"Errm hey."
  17. 00:22:29: <LionGodDM> 4A man screams in terror.
  18. 00:22:41: <LionGodDM> 4"They drove through my house!"
  19. 00:22:57: <PinkBeetle> 13"Hey..."
  20. 00:23:03: <PinkBeetle> 13Roll WIS to define exact time
  21. 00:23:04: <PaladinMcDonald> 12"They is the incorrect term, The car did."
  22. 00:23:06: <LionGodDM> 4There are 3 houses, one of which is demolished.
  23. 00:23:30: <LionGodDM> 4"You outta you mind?"
  24. 00:23:42: <PinkBeetle> 13"No, We are Wizards"
  25. 00:23:43: <LionGodDM> 4"Of course they is correct!"
  26. 00:24:03: <LionGodDM> 4The man looks inside. He notices the lack of a driver.
  27. 00:24:19: <PaladinMcDonald> 12"The car's magical."
  28. 00:24:23: <LionGodDM> 4The man trembles.
  29. 00:24:34: <PaladinMcDonald> 12"Do i look as if i can drive in this big ass suit of armour?"
  30. 00:24:37: <LionGodDM> 4"Wha-"
  31. 00:25:00: <LionGodDM> 4The mans pants take on a slight shade of brown.
  32. 00:25:17: <LionGodDM> 4Rolling WIS.
  33. 00:25:17: <PaladinMcDonald> 12"Any way i want answers."
  34. 00:25:51: <LionGodDM> 4"What...?"
  35. 00:26:01: <PinkBeetle> 13Lion, I know It's OOC but
  36. 00:26:03: <PinkBeetle> 13Xyrie wants to play
  37. 00:26:14: <LionGodDM> 4(Join hub up soon. Send stats.)
  38. 00:26:25: <LionGodDM> 4(I know.)
  39. 00:26:54: <LionGodDM> 4 76
  40. 00:27:20: <LionGodDM> 4You think you're in the same time period.
  41. 00:27:40: <PinkBeetle> 13Look around for a newspaper stand
  42. 00:27:40: <PaladinMcDonald> 12"You boy where are we?"
  43. 00:28:03: <LionGodDM> 4"Re-retttaaaannndiiumm..."
  44. 00:28:06: <PaladinMcDonald> 12"Ill ram my mace so far up some where uncomfatable."
  45. 00:28:24: <PaladinMcDonald> 12"So what can we do around here?"
  46. 00:28:27: <LionGodDM> 4Roll for it?
  47. 00:28:38: <PinkBeetle> 13Roll for looking around a Newspaper stand?
  48. 00:28:41: <PinkBeetle> 13With Wis?
  49. 00:29:11: <LionGodDM> 4A man in a black cloak pushes the fearful man aside and sprays a bit of perfume on the man and you.
  50. 00:29:13: <LionGodDM> 4ROLL
  51. 00:29:41: <LionGodDM> 4 22
  52. 00:29:48: <PaladinMcDonald> 12"PAH what was that?"
  53. 00:29:52: <PaladinMcDonald> 12counter
  54. 00:29:59: <PinkBeetle> 13Counter what?
  55. 00:29:59: <PaladinMcDonald> 12Roll STR stop him.
  56. 00:30:13: <PaladinMcDonald> 12The perfume.
  57. 00:30:38: <LionGodDM> 4You realize there is a newspaper in the air. It hits you on the face. The current event is a time distortion event is happening near the forest.
  58. 00:30:48: <LionGodDM> 4Roll
  59. 00:31:10: <LionGodDM> 4 76
  60. 00:31:38: <PinkBeetle> 13Combo Lion with Horsepower
  61. 00:31:41: <LionGodDM> 4You put out your hands, but your strong muscles seem to be refusing action.
  62. 00:31:42: <PinkBeetle> 13Or is too late?
  63. 00:31:44: <PaladinMcDonald> 12"Aww man."
  64. 00:31:58: <LionGodDM> 4HE GETS IN YOUR GRILL.
  65. 00:32:02: <Xyrie> (Family is calling me for Dinner, I'll join after I'm done)
  66. 00:32:11: <PinkBeetle> 13Lion
  67. 00:32:18: <LionGodDM> 4He sprays perfume on your face.
  68. 00:32:25: <PinkBeetle> 13Beetles have no grills
  69. 00:32:27: <LionGodDM> 4Too late pink.
  70. 00:32:31: <PinkBeetle> 13http://images.wikia.com/vrp/images/6/69/Pink_Beetle.jpg
  71. 00:33:03: <LionGodDM> 4"I've been looking for...interesting individuals."
  72. 00:33:14: <LionGodDM> 4"You may not be very formidable."
  73. 00:33:28: <PinkBeetle> 13Rolling SOC to convince him to Suicide
  74. 00:33:28: <LionGodDM> 4The man looks at Paladin.
  75. 00:33:38: <PaladinMcDonald> 12"BAHHH now i smell like the sisters of battle."
  76. 00:33:48: <PaladinMcDonald> 12"Why would you do that."
  77. 00:33:49: <LionGodDM> 4Rolling.
  78. 00:33:55: PaladinMcDonald 12waves my mace.
  79. 00:34:00: <LionGodDM> 4 10
  80. 00:34:06: <PinkBeetle> 13>10
  81. 00:34:10: <PinkBeetle> 13Oh fucking boy!
  82. 00:34:23: <LionGodDM> 4"If you would like to join my crew..."
  83. 00:34:44: <LionGodDM> 4"Excuse me is that car blinking at me?"
  84. 00:35:18: <LionGodDM> 4"I must admit that I've been...neglecting my car."
  85. 00:35:19: <PaladinMcDonald> 12"Told you magical."
  86. 00:35:37: <LionGodDM> 4"I must...repent for my actions!"
  87. 00:35:49: <LionGodDM> 4The man drinks his perfume bottle.
  88. 00:36:06: <PaladinMcDonald> 12"Woah woah."
  89. 00:36:13: <LionGodDM> 4Since I intended him to be important, would you like to roll below 30 to save him?
  90. 00:36:22: <PaladinMcDonald> 12Roll holy magic
  91. 00:36:30: <PinkBeetle> 13"Don't underestimate my powers, Son of Ray Kroc"
  92. 00:36:31: <PaladinMcDonald> 12Roll to case cure.
  93. 00:36:35: <LionGodDM> 4Rollin rollin rollin
  94. 00:36:40: <PaladinMcDonald> 12"Who?"
  95. 00:36:54: <LionGodDM> 4BELOW 30 MAGICO
  96. 00:37:01: <LionGodDM> 4 75
  97. 00:37:03: <PinkBeetle> 13"Aren't you the part of The Knights of Golden Arches"
  98. 00:37:06: <LionGodDM> 4Well then.
  99. 00:37:16: <PaladinMcDonald> 12"Oh by the god emperor."
  100. 00:37:21: <PaladinMcDonald> 12"Nope."
  101. 00:37:40: <PaladinMcDonald> 12"The Ecclesiarchy"
  102. 00:37:46: <LionGodDM> 4The man convulses giving his life for his beloved car.
  103. 00:37:57: <PinkBeetle> 13Loot body
  104. 00:38:02: <LionGodDM> 4Aside from his potent odor, you notice a card up his sleeve.
  105. 00:38:04: <PaladinMcDonald> 12"Now who will look after his car?"
  106. 00:38:10: PaladinMcDonald 12take the card
  107. 00:39:19: PaladinMcDonald 12reads it.
  108. 00:39:38: <LionGodDM> 4"Adventure's Guild, where interesting individuals may quest, train, and be pampered by Mr.Toff."
  109. 00:39:59: <PaladinMcDonald> 12"Looks interesting shall we go?"
  110. 00:40:05: <LionGodDM> 4You assume the man was Mr.Toff.
  111. 00:40:12: <PinkBeetle> 13"Yep, but first"
  112. 00:40:19: <PinkBeetle> 13Roll WIS to find a Music Store
  113. 00:41:29: <LionGodDM> 4You don't have to roll for that, but since you asked so nicely.
  114. 00:41:41: PaladinMcDonald 12looks for a place of worship.
  115. 00:41:45: <PinkBeetle> 13>inb4100
  116. 00:42:04: <LionGodDM> 4You can't see a music store.
  117. 00:42:18: <LionGodDM> 4Nevermind the fact you hear one.
  118. 00:42:28: <LionGodDM> 4It was a 70.
  119. 00:42:33: <LionGodDM> 4 77
  120. 00:42:38: <PinkBeetle> 13>77
  121. 00:42:47: <PinkBeetle> 13>Was going to buy Records of Huey Lewis
  122. 00:43:01: <PaladinMcDonald> 12Roll wis to look fo ra place of worship
  123. 00:43:11: <PinkBeetle> 13Countering Donald
  124. 00:43:20: <LionGodDM> 4McDonald finds a place of worship.
  125. 00:43:33: <PaladinMcDonald> 12Roll str to kick down the door.
  126. 00:43:36: <LionGodDM> 4nvm, you want to roll to use your senses eh?
  127. 00:43:41: <PinkBeetle> 13Nah
  128. 00:43:42: <PaladinMcDonald> 12"Gotta look dramatic."
  129. 00:43:44: <PinkBeetle> 13I wont counter
  130. 00:43:57: <LionGodDM> 4 19
  131. 00:44:23: <LionGodDM> 4You strike the door with such force that your foot passes through.
  132. 00:45:03: <LionGodDM> 4The door admits weakness and falls, releasing your leg.
  133. 00:45:30: <LionGodDM> 4You've forcibly entered a Mormon church's mass.
  134. 00:45:39: PaladinMcDonald 12look for the leader
  135. 00:45:45: <LionGodDM> 4Too late.
  136. 00:46:14: <LionGodDM> 4"What compelled you to tarnish such a holy place!"
  137. 00:46:27: <PaladinMcDonald> 12"WHO DO YOU WORSHIP?"#
  138. 00:46:43: <LionGodDM> 4The holy lord of course!
  139. 00:46:48: <LionGodDM> 4Mitt Romney!
  140. 00:47:00: <LionGodDM> 4(Forgot quotations.)
  141. 00:47:06: <PaladinMcDonald> 12"CHANGE TO THE GOD-EMPEROR."
  142. 00:47:06: <PinkBeetle> 13Rolling SOC to convince them to vote to Ron Paul
  143. 00:47:10: <PinkBeetle> 13"smog wed evrydy"
  144. 00:47:23: <LionGodDM> 4Rollin rollin rollin say what?
  145. 00:47:31: <LionGodDM> 4 44
  146. 00:47:43: <PaladinMcDonald> 12"You have one change since i'm nice heretic."
  147. 00:47:58: <PinkBeetle> 13"HEY PALADIN"
  148. 00:48:10: <PinkBeetle> 13"GUESS WHO IS THE TRUE GOD?"
  149. 00:48:18: <PaladinMcDonald> 12"Who?"
  150. 00:48:30: <PinkBeetle> 13"YOU!"
  151. 00:48:34: <LionGodDM> 4You convince the entire church to violate their commandments an vote for someone that isn't in contention for the presidency anymore.
  152. 00:48:55: <PaladinMcDonald> 12Roll Str lodge my mace into the nearest guys head.
  153. 00:49:00: <PaladinMcDonald> 12"I will purge."
  154. 00:49:02: <LionGodDM> 4"Blasphemy!"
  155. 00:49:19: <LionGodDM> 4The nearest guy happens to be behind you.
  156. 00:49:29: <LionGodDM> 4 11
  157. 00:49:32: <PaladinMcDonald> 12NEarest other than me or Pink
  158. 00:49:41: <LionGodDM> 4Pink is a car.
  159. 00:49:47: <PinkBeetle> 13Rolling Horsepower to COunter
  160. 00:49:55: <LionGodDM> 4Unless cars have genders
  161. 00:50:08: <LionGodDM> 4You want to counter your ally?
  162. 00:50:15: <PinkBeetle> 13"These people found the true way of smoging wed evry day"
  163. 00:50:16: <PinkBeetle> 13Yes
  164. 00:50:24: <LionGodDM> 4He isn't attacking you?
  165. 00:50:32: <PinkBeetle> 13He isn't killing for no reason
  166. 00:50:40: <PinkBeetle> 13Wait
  167. 00:50:43: <PinkBeetle> 13Did he roll 11?
  168. 00:50:47: <PaladinMcDonald> 12Yep
  169. 00:50:50: <LionGodDM> 4Too late.
  170. 00:50:53: <LionGodDM> 4Rolling!
  171. 00:50:54: <PinkBeetle> 13Eh
  172. 00:50:57: <PaladinMcDonald> 12Killing the closes person other than me or you
  173. 00:51:01: <LionGodDM> 4 61
  174. 00:52:09: <PaladinMcDonald> 12"I gave you your chance."
  175. 00:52:18: <LionGodDM> 4You lift your mace to hit the leader of the church, but the mace meets a man behind you in the jaw before finding a target on the leaders head.
  176. 00:52:42: <PinkBeetle> 13Rolling Horsepower to get many people as out of the place
  177. 00:52:42: <LionGodDM> 4The leader is barely conscious, the man is dead.
  178. 00:52:53: <LionGodDM> 4Rolling.
  179. 00:53:03: <LionGodDM> 4 22
  180. 00:53:15: PaladinMcDonald 12hold teh leader up.
  181. 00:53:17: <PaladinMcDonald> 12the*
  182. 00:53:27: <PaladinMcDonald> 12"I have come to destroy you."
  183. 00:53:35: <LionGodDM> 4You bust a hole in the side of the church.
  184. 00:53:42: <LionGodDM> 4The Mormons flee.
  185. 00:54:10: <PinkBeetle> 13"I wonder, Did the Emperor vote for Ron Paul?"
  186. 00:54:11: <LionGodDM> 4(Ready Xyrie?)
  187. 00:54:19: <Xyrie> (yep)
  188. 00:54:20: <PaladinMcDonald> 12Roll holy to make the leader burst into flames.
  189. 00:54:37: <LionGodDM> 4Holy flames.
  190. 00:54:45: <LionGodDM> 4 30
  191. 00:54:51: <PinkBeetle> 13We made Mitt Romney Mormons vote for Ron "Smog Wed Evry Day" Paul
  192. 00:54:54: <PinkBeetle> 13I made*
  193. 00:54:55: <LionGodDM> 4Roastin'
  194. 00:55:02: <PinkBeetle> 13McDonald is killing the people
  195. 00:55:07: <PaladinMcDonald> 12Yep. Fuelled by righteous anger.
  196. 00:55:11: <LionGodDM> 4The church is now empty.
  197. 00:55:34: <PaladinMcDonald> 12"This place is still unclean."
  198. 00:55:45: <LionGodDM> 4You see a car with a hole in the wall, a basement door that is locked, and a candle on the sermon.
  199. 00:56:01: <LionGodDM> 4It begins to rain.
  200. 00:56:03: <PinkBeetle> 13Rolling SOC to convince that the Emperor isn't the true god
  201. 00:56:12: <PaladinMcDonald> 12"Not happening."
  202. 00:56:25: <PinkBeetle> 13"You will see the true way"
  203. 00:56:38: <LionGodDM> 4You try to tell him, but his time has run out.
  204. 00:56:49: <PaladinMcDonald> 12"The immortal God-Emperor is the true way."
  205. 00:56:52: <PinkBeetle> 13Wrong guy, Lion
  206. 00:56:56: <LionGodDM> 4You hear bangin on the floorboards.
  207. 00:56:59: <PinkBeetle> 13I'm rolling Donald
  208. 00:57:02: <LionGodDM> 4Oh...
  209. 00:57:09: <PaladinMcDonald> 12counter
  210. 00:57:13: <Xyrie> "Hey you religious faggots let me out already!"
  211. 00:57:28: <LionGodDM> 4You rolled an 86 pink.
  212. 00:57:34: <PaladinMcDonald> 12Mace to the face.
  213. 00:57:34: <PinkBeetle> 13>86
  214. 00:57:39: <LionGodDM> 4 55 for McDonald.
  215. 00:57:52: <PinkBeetle> 13"I have no face"
  216. 00:57:55: <PaladinMcDonald> 12"Don't let me here that heretical talk again."
  217. 00:58:09: <PinkBeetle> 13"Your god is still a fag"
  218. 00:58:09: <LionGodDM> 4The basement door begins to crack.
  219. 00:58:22: PaladinMcDonald 12walks over to the basement door.
  220. 00:58:34: <PossessedArmorXyrie> str roll to break that shit
  221. 00:58:47: <LionGodDM> 4 29
  222. 00:59:06: <LionGodDM> 4You break the trapdoor open and grab McDonald's leg.
  223. 00:59:24: <PossessedArmorXyrie> "Ha caught one of you religious bastards!"
  224. 00:59:28: <PinkBeetle> 13"You can have that heap of junk, Ironman"
  225. 00:59:29: <PaladinMcDonald> 12"AHHH get off."
  226. 00:59:37: PaladinMcDonald 12Raises my mace.
  227. 00:59:38: <PinkBeetle> 13Roll Horsepower to escape
  228. 01:00:41: <LionGodDM> 4You escape, but only move 3 feet before you stop. Looks like not having a driver has it's limitations.
  229. 01:00:43: <PossessedArmorXyrie> "Seriously can't I spend a night in the museum without some religious nuts claiming I'm unholy and trying to purify me with this piss water they call holy!"
  230. 01:01:06: <LionGodDM> 4The basement is now accessible.
  231. 01:01:14: <PinkBeetle> 13"Oh no, It's you"
  232. 01:01:21: <PaladinMcDonald> 12"I will purify you, if you do not let go."
  233. 01:01:44: <PossessedArmorXyrie> "I'll rip your leg off if you say that again."
  234. 01:01:45: <PinkBeetle> 13I'm rooting for that Rusted Armor
  235. 01:01:51: <PinkBeetle> 13" "*
  236. 01:02:04: <PaladinMcDonald> 12Roll holy to cast shield on myself
  237. 01:02:13: <LionGodDM> 4A cop walks into the church.
  238. 01:02:23: <LionGodDM> 4 2
  239. 01:02:27: <PaladinMcDonald> 12"My faith is strong and true
  240. 01:02:47: <PossessedArmorXyrie> "Can your faith deflect bullets? Cause theres a cop looking at us."
  241. 01:03:09: <LionGodDM> 4Xyrie's armor is heating up.
  242. 01:03:34: <PaladinMcDonald> 12"It could possibly."
  243. 01:03:51: <PossessedArmorXyrie> "So its the same old religious nut case talk wonderful."
  244. 01:04:20: <PaladinMcDonald> 12"Keep that to yourself and we shall not have a problem."
  245. 01:04:24: <LionGodDM> 4"Excuse me, we have reason to believe that you witnessed the death of a great man, while often fruity(in smell), was a hero to us all?"
  246. 01:04:45: <PossessedArmorXyrie> "The one that touched little boys?"
  247. 01:04:49: <PinkBeetle> 13"That SPESS MUHREEN killed the guy"
  248. 01:04:59: <LionGodDM> 4"You don't have to testify, just tell us what you saw."
  249. 01:05:11: <PaladinMcDonald> 12"He burst into flamess."
  250. 01:05:28: <PossessedArmorXyrie> "He was rubbing up on a kid last night couldn't see it but I heard the whole thing."
  251. 01:05:29: <PaladinMcDonald> 12"Spontaneous human combustion."
  252. 01:05:52: <LionGodDM> 4"I don't think the Adventure's Guild had little boys. There are some reports of sexual activity, it is all consensual."
  253. 01:06:15: <PossessedArmorXyrie> "Consensual my ass the kid was crying the whole time."
  254. 01:06:20: <LionGodDM> 4"Armor, who are you talking about?"
  255. 01:06:26: <LionGodDM> 4The man turns his head.
  256. 01:06:36: <PinkBeetle> 13"Psst. Rusty,"
  257. 01:06:39: <PossessedArmorXyrie> "The leader of the nutcases who locked me down in the basement."
  258. 01:06:45: <PinkBeetle> 13"He is talking about that shady man with the perfume"
  259. 01:06:59: <PinkBeetle> 13"The guy out of the church"
  260. 01:07:02: <PossessedArmorXyrie> "Who and I'm not rusty you pink fagot!"
  261. 01:07:03: <PaladinMcDonald> 12"For good reason i see."
  262. 01:07:17: <LionGodDM> 4(He doesn't know about Mr.Toff.)
  263. 01:07:29: <PinkBeetle> 13"I'm a car, Not a bundle of Twigs!"
  264. 01:07:36: <PinkBeetle> 13"You RUSTY faggot!"
  265. 01:07:49: <PossessedArmorXyrie> str roll to slash the tires
  266. 01:07:55: <LionGodDM> 4"As far as I can tell, iron giant here is fine. You need a paintjob car."
  267. 01:07:59: <PinkBeetle> 13Roll HOERSPOwer to counter
  268. 01:08:13: <LionGodDM> 4 12
  269. 01:08:14: <LionGodDM> 4 23
  270. 01:08:24: <PinkBeetle> 13>1234
  271. 01:08:27: <PinkBeetle> 13Motherfucker
  272. 01:08:57: <LionGodDM> 4Just another day in the slasherhood. Another day for a neighbor to slash your tires.
  273. 01:09:07: <PaladinMcDonald> 12"So officers of the law, where is the Adventure's guild?
  274. 01:09:11: <PaladinMcDonald> 12"
  275. 01:09:16: <LionGodDM> 4Pink isn't going anywhere for a while.
  276. 01:09:25: <PinkBeetle> 13"OFFICER! THAT ARMOR ATTACKED ME!"
  277. 01:09:28: <PinkBeetle> 13ARREST HIM"
  278. 01:09:46: <PinkBeetle> 13"HE IS DAMAGING MY PROPERTY"
  279. 01:09:49: <LionGodDM> 4"I'll give you a map, can you tell me anything about Mr. Toff?"
  280. 01:09:49: <PossessedArmorXyrie> "Officers work for people not Faggity Cars."
  281. 01:10:32: <PaladinMcDonald> 12"He fell over burst into righteous flames and then died.
  282. 01:10:49: <PinkBeetle> 13"He cried a little and then drank some liquid and died"
  283. 01:10:50: <LionGodDM> 4The police officer motions to his cuffs, but they are a bit too small for armor and the only person here is the Paladin.
  284. 01:11:20: <PinkBeetle> 13"Paladin, If I said Emperor is the true God."
  285. 01:11:25: <PaladinMcDonald> 12"Yes.."
  286. 01:11:28: <PinkBeetle> 13"Would you help those kind officers with Armor"
  287. 01:11:34: <LionGodDM> 4"Thank you..."
  288. 01:11:40: <PaladinMcDonald> 12"Of course."
  289. 01:11:49: <LionGodDM> 4The officer hands you a map and leaves.
  290. 01:11:50: <PaladinMcDonald> 12Roll str over power Xyrie
  291. 01:12:03: <PossessedArmorXyrie> counter
  292. 01:12:10: <PossessedArmorXyrie> str roll with a kick to the paladins nutts
  293. 01:12:16: <PinkBeetle> 13"WAIT OFFICER"
  294. 01:12:22: <LionGodDM> 4The map has a portion written over.
  295. 01:12:32: <LionGodDM> 4 100
  296. 01:12:38: <LionGodDM> 4HAHAHAHA
  297. 01:12:42: <PinkBeetle> 13>100
  298. 01:12:43: <LionGodDM> 4vs 8
  299. 01:12:44: <PaladinMcDonald> 12Fuck
  300. 01:12:47: <PinkBeetle> 13Dead
  301. 01:12:50: <PinkBeetle> 13 100
  302. 01:12:50: <PossessedArmorXyrie> No kids for you
  303. 01:12:50: <PaladinMcDonald> 12Holy fuck
  304. 01:12:52: <PinkBeetle> 13DEAD
  305. 01:13:32: <PaladinMcDonald> 12Not necessarily dead
  306. 01:13:41: <LionGodDM> 4Paladin stuggles against the armor. Unlike the last time, his arms do not give out.
  307. 01:13:56: <LionGodDM> 4They explode in a gory fashion.
  308. 01:14:13: <PaladinMcDonald> 12"FUUCK"
  309. 01:14:28: <PinkBeetle> 13Rolling SOC to convince Armor to give him to the cops
  310. 01:14:29: <PossessedArmorXyrie> "You think faith makes you stronger than me? You must be on drugs."
  311. 01:14:32: <LionGodDM> 4The armor bodyslams you.
  312. 01:14:37: <PaladinMcDonald> 12Roll Holy for a massive heal.
  313. 01:14:49: <LionGodDM> 4Heal everyone?
  314. 01:14:51: <PinkBeetle> 13himself*
  315. 01:15:00: <PaladinMcDonald> 12Myself
  316. 01:15:23: <LionGodDM> 4 15
  317. 01:15:24: <PaladinMcDonald> 12"Help me please.£
  318. 01:15:46: <PinkBeetle> 13ARMOR CONFIRMED FOR JAIL TIME
  319. 01:15:55: <PossessedArmorXyrie> dude he rolled for heal
  320. 01:15:59: <PossessedArmorXyrie> not your talking
  321. 01:16:02: <PinkBeetle> 13I asked first
  322. 01:16:06: <LionGodDM> 4The cop is gone pink.
  323. 01:16:15: <PossessedArmorXyrie> No jail for me
  324. 01:16:20: <PinkBeetle> 13brb
  325. 01:16:23: <LionGodDM> 4And I have no idea how jail would work.
  326. 01:16:31: <PaladinMcDonald> 12So am i healed now?
  327. 01:16:36: <PossessedArmorXyrie> it wouldn't I would just break the bars and escape
  328. 01:17:06: <LionGodDM> 4You regain both your arms, but you have -5 to str rolls. It's temporary.
  329. 01:17:17: <LionGodDM> 4The grow like Piccolo.
  330. 01:17:23: <PaladinMcDonald> 12"See faith."
  331. 01:17:28: <PossessedArmorXyrie> "Try over powering me again and I'll make sure they don't grow back."
  332. 01:17:49: <PaladinMcDonald> 12"Say that to my face fucker and not over a room."
  333. 01:17:58: <LionGodDM> 4There is a tatoo of Xyrie on your arms.
  334. 01:18:13: <PossessedArmorXyrie> "Don't need to say it theres a reminder on your body."
  335. 01:18:42: <PaladinMcDonald> 12"When i get time i shall burn it off."
  336. 01:18:54: <PossessedArmorXyrie> "Have fun with that."
  337. 01:19:03: <PinkBeetle> 13back
  338. 01:19:07: PaladinMcDonald 12raise my mace at Xyrie
  339. 01:19:08: <LionGodDM> 4It seems Xyrie's attacks impede heals.
  340. 01:19:21: <LionGodDM> 4Slightly.
  341. 01:19:28: <PossessedArmorXyrie> "You want to lose them again that fast?"
  342. 01:19:44: <PaladinMcDonald> 12"Quick question"
  343. 01:19:57: <LionGodDM> 4Yeah it stacks exponentially.
  344. 01:20:05: <PaladinMcDonald> 12"Can you live out side that armour or are we going to have to find out?"
  345. 01:20:10: <LionGodDM> 4People don't fuck with armor.
  346. 01:20:36: <PossessedArmorXyrie> "Well I heard one of the others lost his body and started stealing the bodies of others, haven't tried it for myself."
  347. 01:20:47: <PinkBeetle> 13Roll SOC to Xyrie to give up against Paladin
  348. 01:20:58: <PossessedArmorXyrie> str roll to disable pinks talking
  349. 01:20:59: <LionGodDM> 4Rolling.
  350. 01:21:00: <PossessedArmorXyrie> counter
  351. 01:21:09: <LionGodDM> 4 52
  352. 01:21:11: <LionGodDM> 4 95
  353. 01:21:28: <PinkBeetle> 13lel
  354. 01:21:36: <PossessedArmorXyrie> you still can't move
  355. 01:21:39: <PossessedArmorXyrie> so I don't care
  356. 01:21:40: <LionGodDM> 4You decide to stop talking about hurting each other.
  357. 01:22:05: <LionGodDM> 4Moving the car requires str if you are done here.
  358. 01:22:08: PaladinMcDonald 12looks at the map.
  359. 01:22:22: <PinkBeetle> 13"Hey, Emperor guy"
  360. 01:22:25: <LionGodDM> 4A portion is scribbled over.
  361. 01:22:31: <PinkBeetle> 13"Could you use your magic to fix my Tires?"
  362. 01:22:51: <PaladinMcDonald> 12Roll Holy for a massive heal."
  363. 01:22:58: <PaladinMcDonald> 12Sorry wrong
  364. 01:23:11: <LionGodDM> 4Hm?
  365. 01:23:17: <LionGodDM> 4Wrong?
  366. 01:23:19: <PaladinMcDonald> 12"I could try i'm not a tech-priest"
  367. 01:23:27: <LionGodDM> 4Roling
  368. 01:23:28: <PaladinMcDonald> 12Hit up then enter.
  369. 01:23:35: <LionGodDM> 4 21
  370. 01:23:42: <LionGodDM> 4Tires are no longer slashed.
  371. 01:23:48: <LionGodDM> 4The have some air inside.
  372. 01:24:02: <PinkBeetle> 13"Thanks, Mr. Paladin"
  373. 01:24:36: <LionGodDM> 4The rain rains harder.
  374. 01:24:41: <PaladinMcDonald> 12"You're welcome"
  375. 01:24:49: <PinkBeetle> 13Close up Soft-top
  376. 01:24:49: PossessedArmorXyrie heads down into the basement ignoring them
  377. 01:24:57: <PinkBeetle> 13"Want to come in?
  378. 01:24:57: PaladinMcDonald 12gets in Pink
  379. 01:25:03: PaladinMcDonald 12gets in Pink"
  380. 01:25:10: <PaladinMcDonald> 12"To the guild"
  381. 01:25:18: <PinkBeetle> 13"TO THE GUILD!"
  382. 01:25:22: <LionGodDM> 4There is a bottle of holy water in the basement.
  383. 01:25:23: <PinkBeetle> 13Rolling Horsepower to the Guild
  384. 01:25:36: <LionGodDM> 4 84
  385. 01:25:36: PaladinMcDonald 12smash the water
  386. 01:25:45: <PossessedArmorXyrie> your in the car genius
  387. 01:25:48: <PossessedArmorXyrie> not the basement
  388. 01:25:50: <LionGodDM> 4The transmission is stuck in neutral.
  389. 01:26:02: PossessedArmorXyrie puts the holy water in his armor for safe keeping
  390. 01:26:07: PaladinMcDonald 12 gets out and smashes the botle of water then gets back in#
  391. 01:26:10: <LionGodDM> 4Rolling.
  392. 01:26:18: <LionGodDM> 4 90
  393. 01:26:32: <LionGodDM> 4The holy water is fine.
  394. 01:27:05: <PaladinMcDonald> 12"To the guild."
  395. 01:27:16: <LionGodDM> 4It rains ever harder.
  396. 01:27:20: <PinkBeetle> 13"To the guild..."
  397. 01:27:35: <LionGodDM> 4You two go to the guild.
  398. 01:27:52: <LionGodDM> 4Paladin is pushing pink.
  399. 01:28:03: <LionGodDM> 4Xyrie is still in the church.
  400. 01:28:23: PossessedArmorXyrie looks around the basement for anything that was missed
  401. 01:28:24: <PaladinMcDonald> 12"We leave tin can behind?"
  402. 01:28:40: <PinkBeetle> 13"Sorry, my gears are stuck"
  403. 01:28:40: <LionGodDM> 4The guilds grounds are muddied and a burly girl meets you at the guild gates.
  404. 01:28:58: <LionGodDM> 4She is holding an industrial strength umbrella.
  405. 01:29:01: <PinkBeetle> 13Roll WIS to play Huey Lewis and the News
  406. 01:29:14: <LionGodDM> 4"Need some help ladies?"
  407. 01:29:25: <LionGodDM> 4She lifts pink off the ground.
  408. 01:29:38: <LionGodDM> 4"Where do you want this?"
  409. 01:29:39: <PaladinMcDonald> 12"Put us down."
  410. 01:29:41: <PinkBeetle> 13Scratch that, Play the Human League
  411. 01:29:57: <LionGodDM> 4She drops you.
  412. 01:29:57: <PaladinMcDonald> 12"Where ever."
  413. 01:30:05: <LionGodDM> 4In the mud.
  414. 01:30:16: PossessedArmorXyrie takes his time walking to the guild in the rain without a care
  415. 01:30:24: <LionGodDM> 4"The rain is heavy tonight isn't it?"
  416. 01:30:31: <PaladinMcDonald> 12"You're not getting a tip now."
  417. 01:30:38: <PinkBeetle> 13"Yeah, Now just let us in"
  418. 01:30:49: <LionGodDM> 4"I'll give you a tip."
  419. 01:30:55: <LionGodDM> 4Roll str
  420. 01:31:00: <LionGodDM> 4Muscle lady.
  421. 01:31:07: <LionGodDM> 4 15
  422. 01:31:11: <LionGodDM> 4She tips you over.
  423. 01:31:15: <PossessedArmorXyrie> Rekt
  424. 01:31:17: <PaladinMcDonald> 12"AHH"
  425. 01:31:23: PaladinMcDonald 12gets up.
  426. 01:31:49: <PinkBeetle> 13"Help me!"
  427. 01:32:00: <PinkBeetle> 13And please roll for WIS to play Huey Lewis
  428. 01:32:04: <PaladinMcDonald> 12Roll STR MAce to the face.
  429. 01:32:08: <LionGodDM> 4Xyrie, in the basement you found the holy water and a cowboy hat.
  430. 01:32:17: <PaladinMcDonald> 12of the Muscle lady.
  431. 01:32:29: PossessedArmorXyrie wears the cowboy hats for laughs
  432. 01:32:36: <LionGodDM> 4 83 for pink.
  433. 01:32:48: <LionGodDM> 4 51 for paladin.
  434. 01:33:07: <PinkBeetle> 13Disc is scratched?
  435. 01:33:10: <PinkBeetle> 13" "
  436. 01:33:16: <PossessedArmorXyrie> CD player explodes
  437. 01:33:25: <LionGodDM> 4Mucsle lady gets whacked in the noze. She looks fine.
  438. 01:33:26: <PinkBeetle> 13Hey! That was when I got a 99!
  439. 01:33:40: <LionGodDM> 4"TeeHeeHee"
  440. 01:33:51: <LionGodDM> 4"Don't tickle me."
  441. 01:34:06: PossessedArmorXyrie arrives at the guild and sees the idiots fighting and ignores them heading inside
  442. 01:34:10: <PinkBeetle> 13"Hey, Lady"
  443. 01:34:19: <PinkBeetle> 13"Could you put me back on?"
  444. 01:34:20: <PaladinMcDonald> 12"Man you are tough."
  445. 01:35:10: <LionGodDM> 4"If you think I'm tough you should see my brother."
  446. 01:35:33: <PaladinMcDonald> 12"Can we go in?"
  447. 01:35:38: <PinkBeetle> 13"Hey laaaaaaaaaAAAaaaAAady!"
  448. 01:35:45: <LionGodDM> 4"Doors always open."
  449. 01:36:00: PaladinMcDonald 12goes in
  450. 01:36:01: <LionGodDM> 4You see the Xyrie at the door.
  451. 01:36:07: <LionGodDM> 4The door is locked.
  452. 01:36:19: <LionGodDM> 4Retcon that.
  453. 01:36:24: <LionGodDM> 4You don't go in.
  454. 01:36:32: <PaladinMcDonald> 12"Can open a door"
  455. 01:36:37: <PaladinMcDonald> 12Can't*
  456. 01:36:53: <LionGodDM> 4"That's weird!"
  457. 01:36:57: <PinkBeetle> 13"Hey Paladin, Could you put me back again?"
  458. 01:37:04: <LionGodDM> 4She opens the door effortlessly.
  459. 01:37:17: <PaladinMcDonald> 12"you want me to heal you?"
  460. 01:37:23: <PossessedArmorXyrie> "Nice work you pulled it off the hinges..."
  461. 01:37:26: <PinkBeetle> 13"You see that I'm UPSIDE DOWN!"
  462. 01:37:30: PossessedArmorXyrie heads inside ignoring the other two
  463. 01:37:47: <LionGodDM> 4"I've never had to before. This is strange."
  464. 01:37:49: <PaladinMcDonald> 12Roll STR flip pink
  465. 01:38:04: <LionGodDM> 4 82
  466. 01:38:14: <LionGodDM> 4Pink sinks in the mud a little.
  467. 01:38:30: <PaladinMcDonald> 12"Sorry."
  468. 01:38:38: <PinkBeetle> 13"No problem"
  469. 01:38:46: <PinkBeetle> 13Rolling SOC to make the lady flip me back
  470. 01:39:00: <LionGodDM> 4Inside, the guild is brightly lit with candles.
  471. 01:39:04: <PossessedArmorXyrie> 100 and she lifts you and rips you in two
  472. 01:39:22: <LionGodDM> 4 84 again.
  473. 01:39:29: <PaladinMcDonald> 12"You'll be fine parked here"
  474. 01:39:33: PaladinMcDonald 12walks inside
  475. 01:39:33: <LionGodDM> 4Err...82+2
  476. 01:39:48: <LionGodDM> 4"The car? I'll get it later."
  477. 01:40:08: <LionGodDM> 4The rain gets harder.
  478. 01:40:10: <PinkBeetle> 13Guys, It's 5 AM
  479. 01:40:16: <PinkBeetle> 13I need to go to bed
  480. 01:40:29: <LionGodDM> 4Got it covered!
  481. 01:40:56: <LionGodDM> 4Pink sinks completely, only to be found and scrapped for metal.
  482. 01:40:58: <PinkBeetle> 13How?
  483. 01:41:01: <PaladinMcDonald> 12( we could continue this tomorrow im here almost every day.)
  484. 01:41:06: <PinkBeetle> 13No, dude.
  485. 01:41:09: <PinkBeetle> 13Just no
  486. 01:41:17: <LionGodDM> 4We can continue tomorrw.
  487. 01:41:29: <PinkBeetle> 13Deal?
  488. 01:41:32: <PinkBeetle> 13We could even have more people
  489. 01:41:52: <LionGodDM> 4If Blue and Xyrie agree.
  490. 01:42:00: <LionGodDM> 4I'm fine with it.
  491. 01:42:09: <PossessedArmorXyrie> I don't care but if I see another game I will probly just ignore this one
  492. 01:42:11: <PaladinMcDonald> 12I dont mind its a nice spot stop
  493. 01:42:16: <PinkBeetle> 13^
  494. 01:42:38: <LionGodDM> 4Alrighty then.
  495. 01:42:45: <PinkBeetle> 13Good night all
  496. 01:42:49: <LionGodDM> 4To be continued.
  497. 01:42:50: <PinkBeetle> 13See you tomorrow!
  498. 01:42:58: PaladinMcDonald 12finds a place in the guild to rest
  499. 01:43:31: PinkBeetle 13is still upside dow
  500. 01:43:32: <PinkBeetle> 13n
  501. 01:44:11: PaladinMcDonald 12sleeps till next time
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