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Fluffy Apoc. short

May 22nd, 2012
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  1. People always say the world would end in a zombie apocalypse but never thought it would be true.
  2. >1. Fluffy ponies have no higher thought process, just basic needs >>>>FEED.
  3. >2. Fluffies have no memory, contribute nothing to society or help each other to become better. Huggies dont help shit.
  4. >3. Fluffies wander aimlessly, and can stare at a wall for hours without being bored. See point one.
  5. >4. Fluffies move slowly. Most wobble.
  6. >5. Fluffies deficate whereever they happen to be when it happens. Some hugboxfags blame weak muscles but we know better.
  7. >6. Fluffies have useful appendages they dont use. See wings and horns.
  8. >7. Fluffies replicate at an amazing rate. So dont zombies.
  9. >Finally, to any naysayer. While they dont turn people into fluffies, they do still end peoples lives from their actions. Soon, the world will be covered in fluffies and humans will become extinct. Just instead of blood everywhere, it will be shit.
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