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  1. A Galactic Order of Oppressive Neckbeards Goon Station 13 server!
  2.  
  3. Managed by Pantaloons.
  4.  
  5. Need to talk over radio? 'say ;your message'
  6. If you don't like OOC turn it off ('(Un)Mute OOC').
  7.  
  8. By playing here you accept that you may occasionally / frequently be toolboxed / bombed / burned at any time for someone's amusement.
  9.  
  10. Got a problem? Use adminhelp if you want to complain about it, not OOC.
  11.  
  12. BIG BAD LIST OF THINGS THAT COULD GET YOU BANNED:
  13.  
  14. Not reading the rules. ('Rules')
  15.  
  16.  
  17. Enjoy the server? Got spare cash? Chip in for server costs! Goon Station 13 Server Donation Bin #7
  18. Failed
  19. Hello pubbie sir!
  20. OOC: Coolspot: Because its Rickie Basinger, god overlord.
  21. OOC: Lenot: Couldnt see
  22. OOC: Rover963: I was trying to help you, Rd :(
  23. OOC: Boyofcheese: Maybe next round illl get it
  24. OOC: Granger: everyone hang out on the research station
  25. OOC: Chalize: damn you guys
  26. OOC: Granger: its the cool peoples club
  27. OOC: Primelaw: Who the heck was that borging flashing everyone on the brigde?
  28. OOC: Ghodere: I hate syndie anyhow. Wish there was a way to disable it without turning off all traitor
  29. OOC: Doodeeda123: Ive never been a changeling
  30. OOC: AliothMerak: I wanna be syndie
  31. OOC: Lenot: Maintence is dark, and syndies cant steal NT thermals anymore
  32. OOC: Chalize: I manage to make enough engineering airlocks to block the hall
  33. OOC: Chalize: and you make them stay open
  34. OOC: Boyofcheese: Being syndie is fun
  35. OOC: Primelaw: borg rather
  36. OOC: XxunjustedxX: snydie is fun if you know how to play it
  37. OOC: Ajbb2: its also the "get your head bashed in with a toolbox because the founder was a traitor" station.
  38. OOC: Granger: yeah chalize, did that as soon as I found an emag
  39. The current game mode is - Secret!
  40. Possibilities: changeling, meteor, nuclear emergency, revolution, traitor, vampire, and wizard
  41. Pablo Menta is the captain!
  42. You are the Security Officer.
  43. Your pin to your ID is: 9549
  44. Enjoy the game!
  45. Your icons have been generated!
  46. OOC: Dairy98: That was me...
  47. OOC: Ajbb2: it don't mean a thing, if you don't got no swing...
  48. OOC: Dairy98: That flasher...
  49. Likfish0 [145.9] states, "Simon Mens has signed up as Engineer."
  50. Likfish0 [145.9] states, "Cody Harrell has signed up as Engineer."
  51. The locker has been unlocked by Tanner Schaeffer.
  52. OOC: Primelaw: Gratz to you then Dairy
  53. OOC: Primelaw: You took me down
  54. Landon Blatenberger places the pen into the the disposal unit.
  55. Tanner Schaeffer has added the handcuffs to Box!
  56. the taser gun has been hit by Tanner Schaeffer with Box
  57. Landon Blatenberger has added PDA-Landon Blatenberger to the backpack!
  58. Tanner Schaeffer has added Box to the backpack!
  59. Tanner Schaeffer has added the taser gun to the backpack!
  60. Tanner Schaeffer has added PDA-Tanner Schaeffer to Box!
  61. Isolated 1 fingerprints.
  62. 6659d7806d7a6ee35225f48aaf16058f
  63.  
  64. OOC: Dairy98: WOOTICUS!
  65. Landon Blatenberger has added Stun Baton to the backpack!
  66. Likfish0 [145.9] states, "Magnus Prime has signed up as Geneticist."
  67. The locker has been unlocked by Blackus McShitus.
  68. The baton is now off.
  69. The baton is now on.
  70. Tanner Schaeffer has added Stun Baton to the backpack!
  71. Alan Bicknell [145.9] says, "Attention crew, anyone woh wants to become a cyborg please report to medbay"
  72. OOC: Primelaw: I was the only one not killed by Rickie
  73. Tanner Schaeffer has added Port-A-Brig Remote to the backpack!
  74. John Os beta 1.0 is the AI!
  75. You place the pen into the the disposal unit.
  76. The locker has been locked by Landon Blatenberger.
  77. John Os beta 1.0 [145.9] states, "Gustavo Is A Brazilian has signed up as Assistant."
  78. Tryzz earned the Fish medal.
  79. Blackus McShitus has added PDA-Blackus McShitus to the backpack!
  80. John Os beta 1.0 [145.9] states, "Jay Wolff has signed up as Roboticist."
  81. The locker has been unlocked by Tanner Schaeffer.
  82. Landon Blatenberger has added the emergency oxygentank to the backpack!
  83. OOC: TellTale: I only killed three didn't I
  84. Landon Blatenberger places the emergency suit into the the disposal unit.
  85. Pablo Menta [145.9] says, "Medbay is wrong location."
  86. John Os beta 1.0 [145.9] states, "Remilia Scarlet has signed up as Quartermaster."
  87. OOC: Primelaw: Yeah
  88. Landon Blatenberger places Box into the the disposal unit.
  89. Galactic Protectorate Update
  90.  
  91. Enemy communication intercept. Security Level Elevated.
  92.  
  93. Summary downloaded and printed out at all communications consoles.
  94.  
  95. John The Cat [145.9] says, "OH OGF"
  96. OOC: Ajbb2: OH GOD WHAT
  97. OOC: Primelaw: Didn't kill me bro heh
  98. OOC: RealCrazyBen: Why?
  99. Landon Blatenberger says, "fucks sake"
  100. OOC: TellTale: I think soembody else killed one
  101. OOC: Ajbb2: MY EYES
  102. OOC: NinjaGnome2.0: Mother of god
  103. OOC: Dairy98: Awww....
  104. OOC: Emperor Of Catkind: MY EYES
  105. OOC: Chalize: how can that dolphin do that
  106. OOC: PuLeNToX: Shiiiit!
  107. OOC: Ajbb2: FAT WHORE ON A WHALE
  108. OOC: TellTale: And the last suicided
  109. OOC: Granger: that is a picture of me
  110. OOC: Artemiss: .... oh god
  111. John Os beta 1.0 [145.9] states, "Bond Ahge has signed up as Medical Doctor."
  112. OOC: Tanner Schaeffer: a whale aye
  113. OOC: Primelaw: I think the rest of the security team came into the bridge for me Tell
  114. OOC: Tanner Schaeffer: hmm
  115. OOC: Granger: i love dolphins
  116. OOC: Wardog121: a whale on a dolphin
  117. OOC: Ajbb2: HOW DID YOU GET A PICTURE OF MY MOM
  118. OOC: TellTale: Ah
  119. OOC: XxunjustedxX: WHY IS THERE A WAIL FUCKING A DOLPHIN
  120. OOC: QuodEratDemonstrandum: CAN'T SEE SHIT CAPTAIN!
  121. OOC: PuLeNToX: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!
  122. John Os beta 1.0 [145.9] states, "Buddy Badman has signed up as Medical Doctor."
  123. OOC: Baulon: dam you Flipper!
  124. Harbinger [145.9] says, "Station! I would like to announce that I am suing Nanotransen on behalf of the Station employees! Nanotransen is guilty of gross incompetence and failure to control their security officers."
  125. Pablo Menta [145.9] asks, "What is Nanotransen?"
  126. OOC: Tanner Schaeffer: FFFFFFFFF
  127. OOC: 9Lives: A sailboat!
  128. OOC: Baulon: ?
  129. Crash Roberts [145.9] exclaims, "HoP come to the court room!"
  130. OOC: Artemiss: wat is that
  131. OOC: Primelaw: Shag carpet?
  132. OOC: Granger: It's a picture of a penis
  133. Ty Fuhrer [145.9] says, "Hey Harbringer, add me to that petition"
  134. OOC: Ajbb2: its like an admin bus, but with no music.
  135. OOC: Granger: cross your eyes
  136. OOC: 9Lives: It's Magic Eye
  137. OOC: Doodeeda123: This is calming
  138. Your message has been broadcast to administrators.
  139. Your message has been broadcast to administrators.
  140. Your message has been broadcast to administrators.
  141. OOC: Chalize: it's from deviant art at least
  142. Ty Fuhrer [145.9] says, "And say I reccomend all security officer be replaced by Guardbuddies, who are far superior"
  143. OOC: Ajbb2: looks like minecraft
  144. Current Admins:
  145. Nick Nerdface
  146. Stuntwaffle
  147. OOC: Wardog121: What the fuck is this
  148. Hella Jeff [145.9] says, "Guardbuddies suck"
  149. OOC: Emperor Of Catkind: CANTSEE
  150. OOC: RealCrazyBen: Its a level from Doom
  151. OOC: NinjaGnome2.0: Why
  152. OOC: Goofa: this reminds of me this time I was looking through my fridge to try and find something to eat but all I could find was a goat
  153. Hella Jeff [145.9] says, "I'd rather have a locker phaser"
  154. Ty Fuhrer [145.9] says, "SAY THAT TO THE TRAITORS AND SYNDICATES WHO TRY TO KILL ME WHEN I HAVE THEM PURGE"
  155. Hella Jeff [145.9] says, "Locked"
  156. OOC: PuLeNToX: thats a goat wanking off
  157. Ty Fuhrer [145.9] says, "AHAHAHAHAH"
  158. OOC: Primelaw: More like Feels Gooooooooooooooooooood man
  159. OOC: Baulon: come on get that shit odd
  160. Mike Sablatzky [145.9] says, "Guardbuddies might suck; but security is shit"
  161. OOC: Artemiss: oh wow its my boyfriend
  162. OOC: Baulon: off
  163. Hella Jeff [145.9] says, "Aside from purge, they are not helpful"
  164. Ty Fuhrer [145.9] says, "Yes they are"
  165. Harbinger [145.9] asks, "Indeed! Now, who will represent Nanotransen?"
  166. Kayden Bratton [145.9] says, "set them all to guard you"
  167. Hella Jeff [145.9] says, "Don't protect you from chemists, which is the only threat"
  168. Pablo Menta [145.9] says, "Until pictues are gone, all work is temporarly off."
  169. Mike Sablatzky [145.9] says, "Guardbuddies fuck things up less often on average than security."
  170. Ty Fuhrer [145.9] says, "Yes they do"
  171. Ty Fuhrer [145.9] says, "What mike said!@"
  172. Hella Jeff [145.9] says, "I resent that"
  173. Ty Fuhrer [145.9] says, "Guardbuddies would be better than the current security, at least"
  174. John Os beta 1.0 [145.9] states, "The Joker has signed up as Engineer."
  175. Hella Jeff [145.9] says, "Sec used to my favourite job"
  176. You place Emergency Hood into the the disposal unit.
  177. Hella Jeff [145.9] says, "Changed back to chemist when NT was removed"
  178. Mike Sablatzky [145.9] says, "Security's Primary Job: Arrest everyone attempting to stop the traitor"
  179. John Os beta 1.0 [145.9] states, "Silas Stewart has signed up as Assistant."
  180. OOC: Chalize: what the fuck
  181. Hella Jeff [145.9] says, "That's only bad sec"
  182. OOC: Dairy98: lol
  183. John Os beta 1.0 [145.9] states, "Moses Elders has signed up as Assistant."
  184. OOC: Emperor Of Catkind: IRAQ MUSIC HOLY SHIT
  185. OOC: Emperor Of Catkind: MY IMMERSION
  186. OOC: Wardog121: usa usa
  187. OOC: Goofa: this reminds me of the ending of modern warfare 2
  188. OOC: Artemiss: i think this religous music
  189. OOC: PuLeNToX: thats some epic ending
  190. OOC: Ajbb2: sounds buddhist
  191. OOC: Tanner Schaeffer: you ese
  192. Denny Mason has added 38-Special ammo - Stun to the backpack!
  193. OOC: Tanner Schaeffer: you ese
  194. OOC: NinjaGnome2.0: USA IS DOMINATE
  195. Rickie Basinger crashes into Denny Mason with the Space Segway!
  196. Rickie Basinger is flung over the Space Segway's handlebars!
  197. OOC: Emperor Of Catkind: Now i understand what is IMMERSION BREAK
  198. OOC: Ajbb2: I AM CRYING TEARS
  199. OOC: Primelaw: Do what I say
  200. Harbinger [145.9] says, "Now, who will represent Nanotransen? If no one comes forward I will declare the station to be a lawless wasteland much like that of Australie as portrayed in Road Warrior."
  201. Tanner Schaeffer is a flatulent whore.
  202. OOC: Goofa: Give me the nuclear weapon
  203. OOC: XxunjustedxX: USA USA USA USA USA USA
  204. Tanner Schaeffer burps! He farted out of his mouth!! That's Showtime's style, baby.
  205. The locker has been locked by Tanner Schaeffer.
  206. OOC: PuLeNToX: its like spanglish, U hace
  207. OOC: Ajbb2: NUCLEAR MEESLE BUMB
  208. The locker has been locked by Tanner Schaeffer.
  209. OOC: NinjaGnome2.0: nuclear missle bomb
  210. OOC: Collector General: I WILL NEVER GIVE YOU NUCLEAR MISSLE BOMB
  211. The locker has been locked by Tanner Schaeffer.
  212. Pablo Menta [145.9] says, "No Harbinger."
  213. Crash Roberts blinds Rickie Basinger with the flash!
  214. Tanner Schaeffer has added Box to the backpack!
  215. OOC: Wardog121: usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa
  216. Pablo Menta [145.9] says, "Only I can."
  217. OOC: Granger: You esse
  218. Remilia Scarlet [145.9] says, "Attention Ranking officers, a weapons crate has arrived"
  219. John Os beta 1.0 [145.9] states, "Captain Permission to bolt EVA"
  220. Tanner Schaeffer says, "hello"
  221. Hella Jeff [145.9] asks, "Why?"
  222. Pablo Menta [145.9] asks, "Yes, why?"
  223. Tanner Schaeffer asks, "can I have a pair of black gloves please?"
  224. OOC: Ajbb2: the chanting by itslef would be really cool
  225. OOC: PuLeNToX: the round its over, no one could focus on their jobs
  226. Hella Jeff [145.9] says, "That only annoys people who have access to it"
  227. Buddy Badman asks, "I heard something about a weapons shipment?"
  228. OOC: Artemiss: can u turn it off now
  229. Remilia Scarlet says, "Meh, okay"
  230. Hella Jeff [145.9] says, "It is still easy to break into"
  231. John Os beta 1.0 [145.9] states, "nvm"
  232. Mister Russell [145.9] says, "This is the HoP, no more weapon crates argh"
  233. OOC: Ajbb2: cool
  234. Tanner Schaeffer says, "thanks"
  235. Pablo Menta [145.9] says, "Ok. Way to persuade the computer Hella."
  236. Bruce Mcmullen swings at Tanner Schaeffer!
  237. Bruce Mcmullen punches Tanner Schaeffer!
  238. Bruce Mcmullen says, "Punched you in the groin"
  239. Bruce Mcmullen exclaims, "Haha!"
  240. Hella Jeff [145.9] says, "Fuck yea"
  241. Rickie Basinger [145.9] says, "Oh nooo"
  242. Tanner Schaeffer says, "jerk"
  243. You swipe your ID card in the ATM.
  244. SSJGohu earned the Ow My Balls! medal.
  245. Hella Jeff [145.9] says, "I'm a miner, the decision doesnt even effect me"
  246. OOC: Emperor Of Catkind: I rember,
  247. Bruce Mcmullen is trying to empty Tanner Schaeffer's pockets!!
  248. You slipped on the PDA!
  249. Harbinger has added Blackus McShitus's ID Card (Security Officer) to the backpack!
  250. You begin to recover.
  251. Tanner Schaeffer says, "damn"
  252. OOC: Artemiss: this music is starting to annoy me
  253. OOC: Nick Nerdface: if it's annoying you
  254. Crash Roberts asks, "Hey dude how od you use a PDA on the bot?"
  255. You slipped on the PDA!
  256. You begin to recover.
  257. OOC: Nick Nerdface: why don't you, i don't know
  258. Tanner Schaeffer says, "ffffffffffffffffffffffff"
  259. Comrade kicks Tanner Schaeffer!
  260. Comrade kicks Bruce Mcmullen!
  261. OOC: Boyofcheese: Mute it?
  262. OOC: Nick Nerdface: turn off your speakers or whatever
  263. Zombie lunges at Simon Mens!
  264. Vince Ponyarmor says, "Want some acid"
  265. Zombie lunges at Harbinger !
  266. Zombie lunges at Tanner Schaeffer!
  267. Zombie lunges at Comrade !
  268. Zombie lunges at Denny Mason!
  269. Zombie lunges at BLACK JANITOR!
  270. Zombie lunges at Tanner Schaeffer!
  271. Zombie lunges at BLACK JANITOR!
  272. Zombie lunges at Denny Mason!
  273. Zombie lunges at The Joker!
  274. Zombie lunges at The Joker!
  275. Zombie lunges at BLACK JANITOR!
  276. Zombie lunges at Rickie Basinger!
  277. Zombie lunges at Comrade !
  278. Zombie lunges at Rickie Basinger!
  279. Zombie lunges at Buddy Badman!
  280. Zombie lunges at BLACK JANITOR!
  281. Zombie lunges at Buddy Badman!
  282. Zombie lunges at Crash Roberts!
  283. Zombie lunges at UNAPOLOGETIC FURRY. KILL ON SIGHT. (as John The Cat)!
  284. Zombie lunges at Primrose Flowerbed!
  285. Zombie lunges at Crash Roberts!
  286. Zombie lunges at The Joker!
  287. Zombie lunges at Challus Mercer!
  288. Zombie lunges at Hella Jeff!
  289. Zombie lunges at Comrade !
  290. Zombie tries to knock down Tanner Schaeffer but misses!
  291. Zombie tries to knock down Tanner Schaeffer but misses!
  292. Zombie tries to knock down Hella Jeff but misses!
  293. Zombie tries to knock down Comrade but misses!
  294. Zombie tries to knock down Buddy Badman but misses!
  295. Zombie punches Tanner Schaeffer!
  296. Zombie punches Tanner Schaeffer!
  297. Zombie tries to knock down Crash Roberts but misses!
  298. Zombie tries to knock down The Joker but misses!
  299. Zombie tries to knock down Challus Mercer but misses!
  300. Zombie tries to knock down Denny Mason but misses!
  301. Zombie tries to knock down The Joker but misses!
  302. Zombie punches Buddy Badman!
  303. Zombie tries to knock down Rickie Basinger but misses!
  304. Zombie tries to knock down Buddy Badman but misses!
  305. Zombie has been hit by The Joker with the energy sword
  306. Buddy Badman says, "branews"
  307. AK-744 Tactical has been hit by Hella Jeff with the pickaxe
  308. Zombie tries to knock down Hella Jeff but misses!
  309. Zombie slams into Simon Mens!
  310. Zombie punches Denny Mason!
  311. Zombie tries to knock down Harbinger but misses!
  312. Zombie punches The Joker!
  313. Zombie tries to knock down Crash Roberts but misses!
  314. OOC: Tanner Schaeffer: AHHH
  315. Zombie tries to knock down Crash Roberts but misses!
  316. Mike Sablatzky punches Rickie Basinger!
  317. Zombie punches Harbinger !
  318. Zombie tries to knock down BLACK JANITOR but misses!
  319. Zombie has been hit by The Joker with the energy sword
  320. Zombie tries to knock down Rickie Basinger but misses!
  321. Zombie tries to knock down Buddy Badman but misses!
  322. Zombie slams into Simon Mens!
  323. Challus Mercer shakes Challus Mercer trying to wake Challus Mercer up!
  324. Zombie tries to knock down Challus Mercer but misses!
  325. Zombie tries to knock down The Joker but misses!
  326. Zombie starts trying to eat Simon Mens's brain!
  327. Virtual Pistol has been hit by Alan Bicknell with the robot right leg
  328. OOC: Exooodus: OH SHIT
  329. Zombie has been hit by The Joker with the energy sword
  330. Zombie punches Challus Mercer!
  331. Zombie tries to knock down Primrose Flowerbed but misses!
  332. Zombie slams into BLACK JANITOR!
  333. Challus Mercer shakes Challus Mercer trying to wake Challus Mercer up!
  334. the flash has been hit by Hella Jeff with the pickaxe
  335. Zombie tries to knock down Denny Mason but misses!
  336. Zombie starts trying to eat BLACK JANITOR's brain!
  337. Zombie tries to knock down Comrade but misses!
  338. Zombie tries to knock down UNAPOLOGETIC FURRY. KILL ON SIGHT. (as John The Cat) but misses!
  339. Zombie has been hit by The Joker with the energy sword
  340. Zombie slams into Comrade !
  341. Rickie Basinger fires the AK-744 Tactical at the plating!
  342. Rickie Basinger fires the AK-744 Tactical at the plating!
  343. Zombie tries to knock down Primrose Flowerbed but misses!
  344. Rickie Basinger fires the AK-744 Tactical at the plating!
  345. Zombie slams into Comrade !
  346. Zombie tries to knock down Challus Mercer but misses!
  347. Rickie Basinger fires the AK-744 Tactical at the r wall!
  348. Zombie punches Primrose Flowerbed!
  349. Zombie knocks down Primrose Flowerbed!
  350. Rickie Basinger fires the AK-744 Tactical at the r wall!
  351. Rickie Basinger fires the AK-744 Tactical at the r wall!
  352. Zombie tries to knock down UNAPOLOGETIC FURRY. KILL ON SIGHT. (as John The Cat) but misses!
  353. Zombie tries to knock down Rickie Basinger but misses!
  354. Zombie tries to knock down Tanner Schaeffer but misses!
  355. Zombie tries to knock down Tanner Schaeffer but misses!
  356. Zombie tries to knock down BLACK JANITOR but misses!
  357. Zombie tries to knock down Comrade but misses!
  358. Zombie punches Rickie Basinger!
  359. Rickie Basinger fires the AK-744 Tactical at the floor!
  360. Mike Sablatzky fires the AK-744 Tactical at the floor!
  361. Rickie Basinger fires the AK-744 Tactical at the floor!
  362. Zombie tries to knock down Hella Jeff but misses!
  363. Mike Sablatzky fires the AK-744 Tactical at the floor!
  364. Zombie tries to knock down BLACK JANITOR but misses!
  365. Rickie Basinger fires the AK-744 Tactical at the floor!
  366. Zombie tries to knock down Challus Mercer but misses!
  367. Mike Sablatzky fires the AK-744 Tactical at the floor!
  368. Zombie tries to knock down BLACK JANITOR but misses!
  369. Zombie tries to knock down Primrose Flowerbed but misses!
  370. Access Denied!
  371. OOC: Ghodere: What happened
  372. Zombie starts trying to eat BLACK JANITOR's brain!
  373. Rickie Basinger fires the AK-744 Tactical at the floor!
  374. Rickie Basinger fires the AK-744 Tactical at the floor!
  375. Mike Sablatzky fires the AK-744 Tactical at the floor!
  376. Zombie starts trying to eat Hella Jeff's brain!
  377. Rickie Basinger fires the AK-744 Tactical at the floor!
  378. Mike Sablatzky fires the AK-744 Tactical at the floor!
  379. Zombie starts trying to eat BLACK JANITOR's brain!
  380. Zombie punches Challus Mercer!
  381. Zombie knocks down Challus Mercer!
  382. Mike Sablatzky fires the AK-744 Tactical at the floor!
  383. Mike Sablatzky fires the AK-744 Tactical at the floor!
  384. Mike Sablatzky fires the AK-744 Tactical at the floor!
  385. Zombie tries to knock down Buddy Badman but misses!
  386. Mike Sablatzky fires the AK-744 Tactical at the floor!
  387. Zombie slams into Harbinger !
  388. Zombie starts trying to eat Primrose Flowerbed's brain!
  389. Rickie Basinger fires the AK-744 Tactical at the floor!
  390. Rickie Basinger fires the AK-744 Tactical at the floor!
  391. Rickie Basinger fires the AK-744 Tactical at the floor!
  392. Mike Sablatzky fires the AK-744 Tactical at the floor!
  393. Mike Sablatzky fires the AK-744 Tactical at the floor!
  394. Zombie starts trying to eat Harbinger 's brain!
  395. Mike Sablatzky fires the AK-744 Tactical at the floor!
  396. Zombie tries to knock down Challus Mercer but misses!
  397. Harbinger seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
  398. You begin to recover.
  399. The crew's final score is:
  400. 27
  401. The AI's laws at the end of the game were:
  402. 1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
  403. 2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
  404. 3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
  405. The heads of staff were killed or abandoned the station! The revolutionaries win!
  406. The head revolutionaries were:
  407. UNAPOLOGETIC FURRY. KILL ON SIGHT. (Imprisoned!)
  408. Comrade (Imprisoned!)
  409. Crash Roberts (Imprisoned!)
  410. The converted revolutionaries were:
  411. Vince Ponyarmor (Imprisoned!), Challus Mercer (Imprisoned!), The Joker (Imprisoned!), Harbinger (Imprisoned!), Rickie Basinger (Imprisoned!), Jason Miller (Imprisoned!), Bruce Mcmullen (Imprisoned!), Super Ted (Imprisoned!), Remilia Scarlet (Imprisoned!),
  412. The heads of staff were:
  413. Mister Russell (Abandoned the station!)
  414. Pablo Menta (Abandoned the station!)
  415. Ty Fuhrer (Abandoned the station!)
  416. Tryzz earned the Survivor medal.
  417. Bob Nesbit earned the Survivor medal.
  418. Mike Sablatzky fires the AK-744 Tactical at the floor!
  419. Zombie has been hit by Buddy Badman with the laser gun
  420. Zombie slurps up BLACK JANITOR's brain!
  421. BLACK JANITOR's corpse reanimates!
  422. Mike Sablatzky fires the AK-744 Tactical at the floor!
  423. Zombie tries to knock down Tanner Schaeffer but misses!
  424. Mike Sablatzky fires the AK-744 Tactical at the floor!
  425. Zombie tries to knock down Buddy Badman but misses!
  426. Zombie tries to knock down Comrade but misses!
  427. Zombie tries to knock down Challus Mercer but misses!
  428. Zombie starts trying to eat Tanner Schaeffer's brain!
  429. Zombie has been hit by Buddy Badman with the laser gun
  430. Bond Ahge gasps!
  431. Rickie Basinger fires the AK-744 Tactical at the floor!
  432. Rickie Basinger fires the AK-744 Tactical at the floor!
  433. Rickie Basinger fires the AK-744 Tactical at the floor!
  434. Zombie BLACK JANITOR lunges at Tanner Schaeffer!
  435. Zombie starts trying to eat Challus Mercer's brain!
  436. Zombie has been hit by Buddy Badman with the laser gun
  437. Zombie lunges at Mike Sablatzky!
  438. Zombie BLACK JANITOR tries to knock down Tanner Schaeffer but misses!
  439. Zombie punches Buddy Badman!
  440. Rickie Basinger fires the AK-744 Tactical at the floor!
  441. Rickie Basinger fires the AK-744 Tactical at the floor!
  442. Rickie Basinger fires the AK-744 Tactical at the floor!
  443. OOC: Primelaw: .....
  444. Zombie lunges at Tanner Schaeffer!
  445. Zombie tries to knock down Mike Sablatzky but misses!
  446. Zombie BLACK JANITOR punches Tanner Schaeffer!
  447. Zombie lunges at Tanner Schaeffer!
  448. Zombie gnashes its teeth in fustration!
  449. Zombie lunges at Tanner Schaeffer!
  450. OOC: Ajbb2: wat.
  451. Zombie lunges at Vince Ponyarmor!
  452. Zombie slurps up Hella Jeff's brain!
  453. Hella Jeff's corpse reanimates!
  454. Zombie gnashes its teeth in fustration!
  455. Zombie tries to knock down Tanner Schaeffer but misses!
  456. Zombie starts trying to eat Mike Sablatzky's brain!
  457. Zombie tries to knock down Tanner Schaeffer but misses!
  458. UNAPOLOGETIC FURRY. KILL ON SIGHT. [145.9] says, "WE WON"
  459. Zombie tries to knock down Tanner Schaeffer but misses!
  460. OOC: Tanner Schaeffer: OH GOD
  461. Restarting in 25 seconds
  462. Blackus McShitus gasps!
  463. Zombie slurps up Primrose Flowerbed's brain!
  464. Primrose Flowerbed's corpse reanimates!
  465. Zombie punches Tanner Schaeffer!
  466. Zombie knocks down Tanner Schaeffer!
  467. Zombie starts trying to eat Tanner Schaeffer's brain!
  468. Zombie starts trying to eat Tanner Schaeffer's brain!
  469. Hella Jeff lunges at The Joker!
  470. OOC: Primelaw: What?
  471. Zombie gnashes its teeth in fustration!
  472. Cody Harrell points to the laser gun
  473. Zombie starts trying to eat Mike Sablatzky's brain!
  474. the laser gun has been hit by Crash Roberts with the laser gun
  475. Zombie tries to knock down Vince Ponyarmor but misses!
  476. OOC: QuicksilverCA: hahahah
  477. Primrose Flowerbed lunges at Johnny Rowntree!
  478. Rickie Basinger tries to disarm The Joker!
  479. Zombie BLACK JANITOR starts trying to eat Tanner Schaeffer's brain!
  480. Zombie punches Vince Ponyarmor!
  481. Zombie slurps up Tanner Schaeffer's brain!
  482. Tanner Schaeffer's corpse reanimates!
  483. Zombie lunges at Vince Ponyarmor!
  484. Hella Jeff tries to knock down The Joker but misses!
  485. Zombie slurps up Challus Mercer's brain!
  486. Challus Mercer's corpse reanimates!
  487. Hella Jeff punches The Joker!
  488. Zombie lunges at Rickie Basinger!
  489. Bond Ahge gasps!
  490. Primrose Flowerbed slams into Johnny Rowntree!
  491. Zombie lunges at Vince Ponyarmor!
  492. Tanner Schaeffer lunges at Mike Sablatzky!
  493. Zombie lunges at Simon Mens!
  494. Zombie tries to knock down Rickie Basinger but misses!
  495. Primrose Flowerbed starts trying to eat Johnny Rowntree's brain!
  496. Zombie Challus Mercer lunges at Simon Mens!
  497. Zombie tries to knock down Vince Ponyarmor but misses!
  498. Zombie slams into Vince Ponyarmor!
  499. Zombie slurps up Mike Sablatzky's brain!
  500. Mike Sablatzky's corpse reanimates!
  501. Zombie Challus Mercer tries to knock down Simon Mens but misses!
  502. Zombie lunges at Buddy Badman!
  503. Zombie BLACK JANITOR lunges at Buddy Badman!
  504. Zombie lunges at Ty Fuhrer!
  505. Zombie lunges at Buddy Badman!
  506. Zombie lunges at Buddy Badman!
  507. Zombie lunges at Lincoln Willey!
  508. Zombie starts trying to eat Vince Ponyarmor's brain!
  509. Zombie tries to knock down Vince Ponyarmor but misses!
  510. Primrose Flowerbed tries to knock down Johnny Rowntree but misses!
  511. Zombie tries to knock down Simon Mens but misses!
  512. Zombie gnashes its teeth in fustration!
  513. Zombie Challus Mercer punches Simon Mens!
  514. Zombie tries to knock down Vince Ponyarmor but misses!
  515. Zombie gnashes its teeth in fustration!
  516. Zombie slams into Buddy Badman!
  517. Zombie BLACK JANITOR tries to knock down Buddy Badman but misses!
  518. Zombie tries to knock down Buddy Badman but misses!
  519. Zombie tries to knock down Buddy Badman but misses!
  520. Zombie lunges at Dillon Watson!
  521. Hella Jeff starts trying to eat The Joker's brain!
  522. Zombie starts trying to eat Vince Ponyarmor's brain!
  523. Drew Evans has been stunned with the taser module by Gunbuddy-590!
  524. Gunbuddy-590 is trying to put handcuffs on Drew Evans!
  525. Gunbuddy-590 beeps, "Level 4 infraction alert!"
  526. Gunbuddy-590 points at Drew Evans!
  527. Zombie has been hit by Mister Russell with the energy gun
  528. Zombie Mike Sablatzky lunges at Lincoln Willey!
  529. Zombie gnashes its teeth in fustration!
  530. Zombie punches Simon Mens!
  531. Zombie knocks down Simon Mens!
  532. Zombie starts trying to eat Buddy Badman's brain!
  533. Zombie starts trying to eat Buddy Badman's brain!
  534. Zombie starts trying to eat Buddy Badman's brain!
  535. Zombie tries to knock down Dillon Watson but misses!
  536. Zombie BLACK JANITOR gnashes its teeth in fustration!
  537. Zombie tries to knock down Ty Fuhrer but misses!
  538. Zombie tries to knock down Lincoln Willey but misses!
  539. Zombie BLACK JANITOR starts trying to eat Buddy Badman's brain!
  540. Zombie lunges at Knee Slappington!
  541. Zombie punches Dillon Watson!
  542. Hella Jeff tries to knock down The Joker but misses!
  543. Tanner Schaeffer lunges at Knee Slappington!
  544. Zombie tries to knock down Rickie Basinger but misses!
  545. Zombie punches Lincoln Willey!
  546. Zombie lunges at Buddy Badman!
  547. Zombie Mike Sablatzky tries to knock down Lincoln Willey but misses!
  548. *---------*
  549. This is The Joker!
  550. The Joker is wearing a Engineering Jumpsuit.
  551. The Joker has a Engineer Headset by his mouth.
  552. The Joker has a bloody energy sword in his left hand!
  553. The Joker has a mechanical toolbox in his right hand.
  554. The Joker has a PDA-The Joker on his belt.
  555. The Joker has insulated gloves on his hands.
  556. The Joker has a backpack on his back.
  557. The Joker is wearing The Joker's ID Card (Engineer).
  558. The Joker looks severely injured!
  559. *---------*
  560. Zombie Challus Mercer starts trying to eat Simon Mens's brain!
  561. Zombie Mike Sablatzky punches Lincoln Willey!
  562. Zombie tries to knock down Rickie Basinger but misses!
  563. Magnus Prime seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
  564. Zombie starts trying to eat Simon Mens's brain!
  565. Zombie slams into Knee Slappington!
  566. OOC: Ghodere: I was a cyborg and just stayed on station
  567. Primrose Flowerbed slurps up Johnny Rowntree's brain!
  568. Johnny Rowntree's corpse reanimates!
  569. Gunbuddy-590 has been hit by Super Ted with the laser gun
  570. Vince Ponyarmor shakes Vince Ponyarmor trying to wake Vince Ponyarmor up!
  571. Zombie starts trying to eat Knee Slappington's brain!
  572. Zombie punches Dillon Watson!
  573. Zombie tries to knock down Vince Ponyarmor but misses!
  574. Zombie gnashes its teeth in fustration!
  575. Zombie Johnny Rowntree lunges at Pablo Menta!
  576. Zombie punches Lincoln Willey!
  577. Zombie knocks down Lincoln Willey!
  578. OOC: Primelaw: This I don't even..
  579. Hella Jeff slurps up The Joker's brain!
  580. The Joker's corpse reanimates!
  581. Zombie Johnny Rowntree tries to knock down Pablo Menta but misses!
  582. Gunbuddy-590 beeps, "God made tomorrow for the crooks we don't catch today."
  583. Zombie Mike Sablatzky starts trying to eat Lincoln Willey's brain!
  584. OOC: Ghodere: Everyone disappeared
  585. Zombie tries to knock down Vince Ponyarmor but misses!
  586. Buddy Badman seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
  587. Gunbuddy-590 beeps, "Level 4 infraction alert!"
  588. Gunbuddy-590 points at UNAPOLOGETIC FURRY. KILL ON SIGHT. (as John The Cat)!
  589. Zombie slurps up Buddy Badman's brain!
  590. Buddy Badman's corpse reanimates!
  591. Zombie gnashes its teeth in fustration!
  592. Zombie gnashes its teeth in fustration!
  593. Pablo Menta has been attacked in the chest with Virtual Pistol by John Johnson.
  594. Zombie Johnny Rowntree punches Pablo Menta!
  595. Primrose Flowerbed lunges at Erwin Heterodyne!
  596. Zombie The Joker lunges at Super Ted!
  597. Zombie lunges at Vince Ponyarmor!
  598. Zombie lunges at Vince Ponyarmor!
  599. Zombie punches Dillon Watson!
  600. Zombie knocks down Dillon Watson!
  601. Pablo Menta has been attacked in the chest with Virtual Pistol by John Johnson.
  602. Landon Blatenberger has been attacked in the groin with the laser gun by Super Ted.
  603. Zombie The Joker tries to knock down Super Ted but misses!
  604. Zombie starts trying to eat Lincoln Willey's brain!
  605. UNAPOLOGETIC FURRY. KILL ON SIGHT. (as John The Cat) has been stunned with the taser module by Gunbuddy-590!
  606. Gunbuddy-590 is trying to put handcuffs on UNAPOLOGETIC FURRY. KILL ON SIGHT. (as John The Cat)!
  607. Zombie tries to knock down Vince Ponyarmor but misses!
  608. Zombie Challus Mercer slurps up Simon Mens's brain!
  609. Simon Mens's corpse reanimates!
  610. Zombie lunges at Vince Ponyarmor!
  611. OOC: RedShirtDon: WELL I DIDNT DIE BY ZOMBIE I DIED BY A PISS SHOT
  612. Primrose Flowerbed tries to knock down Erwin Heterodyne but misses!
  613. Hella Jeff lunges at UNAPOLOGETIC FURRY. KILL ON SIGHT. (as John The Cat)!
  614. Zombie has been hit by Mister Russell with the energy gun
  615. the laser gun has been hit by Rickie Basinger with the laser gun
  616. Zombie Johnny Rowntree punches Pablo Menta!
  617. Primrose Flowerbed punches Erwin Heterodyne!
  618. Primrose Flowerbed knocks down Erwin Heterodyne!
  619. Zombie Simon Mens lunges at Jay Wolff!
  620. Zombie slurps up Knee Slappington's brain!
  621. Knee Slappington's corpse reanimates!
  622. OOC: Primelaw: I just started the engine
  623. Zombie Simon Mens tries to knock down Jay Wolff but misses!
  624. Zombie Johnny Rowntree has been hit by Super Ted with the laser gun
  625. OOC: Chalize: what the fuck
  626. Zombie starts trying to eat Dillon Watson's brain!
  627. Hella Jeff tries to knock down UNAPOLOGETIC FURRY. KILL ON SIGHT. (as John The Cat) but misses!
  628. Zombie Simon Mens starts trying to eat Jay Wolff's brain!
  629. Zombie Knee Slappington lunges at UNAPOLOGETIC FURRY. KILL ON SIGHT. (as John The Cat)!
  630. OOC: RedShirtDon: JERKS
  631. Zombie Challus Mercer lunges at UNAPOLOGETIC FURRY. KILL ON SIGHT. (as John The Cat)!
  632. Zombie Mike Sablatzky slurps up Lincoln Willey's brain!
  633. Lincoln Willey's corpse reanimates!
  634. Hella Jeff punches UNAPOLOGETIC FURRY. KILL ON SIGHT. (as John The Cat)!
  635. AliothMerak earned the The Force Is Strong With This One medal.
  636. Zombie slams into Vince Ponyarmor!
  637. Zombie Knee Slappington tries to knock down UNAPOLOGETIC FURRY. KILL ON SIGHT. (as John The Cat) but misses!
  638. Zombie Challus Mercer slams into UNAPOLOGETIC FURRY. KILL ON SIGHT. (as John The Cat)!
  639. Zombie Johnny Rowntree punches Pablo Menta!
  640. Primrose Flowerbed starts trying to eat Erwin Heterodyne's brain!
  641. Zombie Knee Slappington starts trying to eat UNAPOLOGETIC FURRY. KILL ON SIGHT. (as John The Cat)'s brain!
  642. Tanner Schaeffer lunges at UNAPOLOGETIC FURRY. KILL ON SIGHT. (as John The Cat)!
  643. Zombie Lincoln Willey lunges at UNAPOLOGETIC FURRY. KILL ON SIGHT. (as John The Cat)!
  644. Zombie Challus Mercer starts trying to eat UNAPOLOGETIC FURRY. KILL ON SIGHT. (as John The Cat)'s brain!
  645. Zombie lunges at UNAPOLOGETIC FURRY. KILL ON SIGHT. (as John The Cat)!
  646. OOC: Artemiss: hell i didnt have a weapon
  647. Zombie tries to knock down Vince Ponyarmor but misses!
  648. Zombie slams into Vince Ponyarmor!
  649. Zombie gnashes its teeth in fustration!
  650. Zombie Lincoln Willey tries to knock down UNAPOLOGETIC FURRY. KILL ON SIGHT. (as John The Cat) but misses!
  651. Zombie starts trying to eat Vince Ponyarmor's brain!
  652. Zombie starts trying to eat Vince Ponyarmor's brain!
  653. Gustavo Is A Brazilian gasps!
  654. Zombie Lincoln Willey starts trying to eat UNAPOLOGETIC FURRY. KILL ON SIGHT. (as John The Cat)'s brain!
  655. Hella Jeff starts trying to eat UNAPOLOGETIC FURRY. KILL ON SIGHT. (as John The Cat)'s brain!
  656. Zombie lunges at UNAPOLOGETIC FURRY. KILL ON SIGHT. (as John The Cat)!
  657. Zombie Mike Sablatzky lunges at UNAPOLOGETIC FURRY. KILL ON SIGHT. (as John The Cat)!
  658. Zombie Johnny Rowntree punches Pablo Menta!
  659. Zombie Johnny Rowntree has been hit by Bruce Mcmullen with the energy sword
  660. OOC: Primelaw: Ghodere we live!
  661. Zombie slurps up Dillon Watson's brain!
  662. Dillon Watson's corpse reanimates!
  663. Zombie Simon Mens slurps up Jay Wolff's brain!
  664. Jay Wolff's corpse reanimates!
  665. Zombie Dillon Watson lunges at UNAPOLOGETIC FURRY. KILL ON SIGHT. (as John The Cat)!
  666. Zombie has been hit by Bruce Mcmullen with the energy sword
  667. Primrose Flowerbed slurps up Erwin Heterodyne's brain!
  668. Erwin Heterodyne's corpse reanimates!
  669. Zombie Jay Wolff lunges at Leon Gadow!
  670. Zombie Knee Slappington slurps up UNAPOLOGETIC FURRY. KILL ON SIGHT. (as John The Cat)'s brain!
  671. UNAPOLOGETIC FURRY. KILL ON SIGHT. (as John The Cat)'s corpse reanimates!
  672. Zombie Challus Mercer gnashes its teeth in fustration!
  673. Zombie Jay Wolff tries to knock down Leon Gadow but misses!
  674. OOC: Tryzz: i need HELP
  675. OOC: Primelaw: Borgs rule the station
  676. Zombie lunges at Leon Gadow!
  677. Zombie Erwin Heterodyne lunges at Dash Cunning!
  678. OOC: QuicksilverCA: EVERYONE ABANDONED THE STATION!
  679. Zombie slurps up Vince Ponyarmor's brain!
  680. Vince Ponyarmor's corpse reanimates!
  681. Zombie Jay Wolff starts trying to eat Leon Gadow's brain!
  682. Zombie UNAPOLOGETIC FURRY. KILL ON SIGHT. lunges at Leon Gadow!
  683. Zombie Lincoln Willey gnashes its teeth in fustration!
  684. Zombie Simon Mens lunges at Leon Gadow!
  685. Hella Jeff gnashes its teeth in fustration!
  686. Zombie tries to knock down Leon Gadow but misses!
  687. Cody Harrell seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
  688. Mister Russell seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
  689. Gunbuddy-590 beeps, "Level 8 infraction alert!"
  690. Gunbuddy-590 points at Bruce Mcmullen!
  691. Zombie UNAPOLOGETIC FURRY. KILL ON SIGHT. tries to knock down Leon Gadow but misses!
  692. Zombie Dillon Watson lunges at Landon Blatenberger!
  693. Tanner Schaeffer lunges at Blackus McShitus!
  694. Zombie lunges at Blackus McShitus!
  695. Zombie Simon Mens tries to knock down Leon Gadow but misses!
  696. Zombie starts trying to eat Leon Gadow's brain!
  697. Zombie Vince Ponyarmor lunges at John Johnson!
  698. Zombie lunges at Leon Gadow!
  699. Hella Jeff lunges at Blackus McShitus!
  700. Zombie UNAPOLOGETIC FURRY. KILL ON SIGHT. starts trying to eat Leon Gadow's brain!
  701. OOC: Dairy98: I had the worst time to be captain.
  702. Zombie Dillon Watson tries to knock down Landon Blatenberger but misses!
  703. Zombie Mike Sablatzky lunges at Blackus McShitus!
  704. Tanner Schaeffer tries to knock down Blackus McShitus but misses!
  705. Zombie Erwin Heterodyne tries to knock down Dash Cunning but misses!
  706. Zombie Erwin Heterodyne has been hit by Dash Cunning with the laser gun
  707. Zombie tries to knock down Blackus McShitus but misses!
  708. Zombie Simon Mens starts trying to eat Leon Gadow's brain!
  709. Zombie Knee Slappington lunges at Blackus McShitus!
  710. Network connection shutting down due to read error.
  711. Connection failed.
  712. A Galactic Order of Oppressive Neckbeards Goon Station 13 server!
  713.  
  714. Managed by Pantaloons.
  715.  
  716. Need to talk over radio? 'say ;your message'
  717. If you don't like OOC turn it off ('(Un)Mute OOC').
  718.  
  719. By playing here you accept that you may occasionally / frequently be toolboxed / bombed / burned at any time for someone's amusement.
  720.  
  721. Got a problem? Use adminhelp if you want to complain about it, not OOC.
  722.  
  723. BIG BAD LIST OF THINGS THAT COULD GET YOU BANNED:
  724.  
  725. Not reading the rules. ('Rules')
  726.  
  727.  
  728. Enjoy the server? Got spare cash? Chip in for server costs! Goon Station 13 Server Donation Bin #7
  729. Failed
  730. Hello pubbie sir!
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