Yeah, I'm driving down the road
And there's a truck, I'm gonna flip him off
There comes a tollbooth,
Lemme move my hand, so I can roll down my window

- I need exact change only
- Here's five bucks.
- I said exact change only
- Here's fifty bucks.
- What part of exactly don't you understand?
- Well fuck you guy.
- I'm gonna call the cops on your ass.
- I'll fuck ya in the face.

Du dun dun dun!

I'm still drivin' down the road
And it's another fucking truck, and I'm gonna flip him again
Yeah!
What, another tollbooth?!
This is gettin' odd, I'm gonna roll down my window

- I still need exact change only
- Well here's five bucks
- I said exact change only
- Fifty bucks!
- Get out your damn quarters already
- Well fuck you dude
- I'm gonna call 'em up again
- Well fuck ya in the face

Du dun dun dun!

I'm still driving down the road
And that damn semi just hit my front fender!
Fly the bird!
What, another tollbooth?!
This is gettin' stupid
I'm gonna take care of this

- Blah bl-bl-blah bl-blah bl-blah blah
- Whatever, here's five bucks
- Blah blah BLAH bl-blah bl-blah blah blah
- Here's fifty bucks, shut up!
- Blah bl-bl-blah bl-blah bl-blah blah
- Well fuck your ass...
- Bam witcha bam b'dam d'dam dam dun
- In the face!

Du dun dun dun!

I can't still believe I'm on this road
But here comes a truck
And I'm flipping it off again, d'dun dun dun
Gosh, another tollbooth?!
Dammit, damn damn d'damn damn...

- I've reported you already
- Well here's five bucks...
- I don't take bribes from your kind
- Well fifty bucks...
- Your ass is so screwed
- Well fuck you dude...
- I'm calling 'em up right now
- Well fuck your face!

D'dun dun