sibidiba

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Desire planet, I've dreamt of it

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For you, tomorrow,
Get free acces to riches

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Who's got the sense of savings?

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Warning: Advertisement is paying,
in this movie it has been offered

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It doesn't change the world
but it contributes

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French petrochemicals products
" Welcome in the brave new world "

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Everything can be bought

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Love, Art, planet Earth

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you, me

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particularly me

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Man is a product as others
with a sale deadline

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I'm publicist

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I'm part of those who makes you
dream of things you'll never have

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sky always blue

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wenches never dumpy

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perfect photoshopped happiness

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you believe I make the world prettier?

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fail: I screw it up

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everything is temporary

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Love, Art, planet Earth

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you, me

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particulary me

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that's it, it's done

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the corner is turned

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I can watch my life back

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it's cool

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for example I had completly
forgotten how much,

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yet very young,

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I loved sophisticated pictures

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- Arch your back!

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show me your butt!

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- Octave, honey,
Dinner's ready!

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- Yes mummy, I'm coming!

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I've always been off-set

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I was really made for that job

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- beat it

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fuck it's shit!

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I'm on a bad trip

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sorry Stephanie, you're alright?!

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I didn't know you were here

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It's not against you, sorry

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you're alright? Wait...

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I

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to me, everything
had started so well;

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the mood was good,
the dj excellent

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pleasant temperature,
superb girls,

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alcohol a gogo,
drugs of quality,

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undeniably, my first 33 years
were really successfull

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but I won't disguise the truth

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I'm not a nice boy

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- We're closing

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I am a big shit

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a modern hero

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I find my trousers,
in the Vogue Italy

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and in the Deutsh
Vanity Fair

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previous to the month
of purchase

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concerning my shirts, it cames
from New York, Tokio, Bombay, Guetary

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I'm sorry to be so much
in advance of you, but...

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I'm the one who decide today
what you'll want tomorrow

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I drug you with novelty

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and novelty's advantage,
is that don't stay new for longtime

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you should ideally hate me, before
hating the era that created me

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so here it is, my name is
Octave Parengo

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and my dresser is APC

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I have spent my life manipulating you
for 75.000 F per month

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when by dint of savings, you'll
be able to buy your dream car,

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I shall already have
made it old-fashionned

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I always manage
to frustrate you

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I penetrate your brain

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I come in your right hemisphere

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your desire don't belong
to you anymore

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I impose mine on you

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never a fooling cunt, has been such
powerfull as me for 2.000 years

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- Octave Parengo, 312 chamber

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- I got that for you

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- thank you...

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sorry,

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it's ugly

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popular

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here it's "the Ross";
Ross and Witchcraft

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one of the biggest advertising
company of the world

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median age: 28 years old

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sales: 1.430.000 F

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my open ended job
is copywriter

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I write 30 seconds
film scenarios

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and slogans for posters

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I say "slogan"
for you to understand

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but you should
know we say

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"catcher" or "headline"

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for example: Wonderbra

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"Look at me in the eyes"

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"I said in the eyes!"...

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- Ave Octavus!

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- Hi the dorks!

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...it comes from me

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Arch your back!

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here new territory are explored
toward dry sausage,

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Stan consolidate the "teen shower"
spirit and the 15/35 y. o.

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Alexandra, try to optimize the
strategical approach of seniors' napkins

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funky...

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here it's the accounting dep.

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and she is...

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what is her name?

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ohhh, nevermind...

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It's Marc Maronnier,
my creative director

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after Philippe, the president,

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he is the most important
man of the company

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- hi

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- hi, how are you?

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- I just spent the week-end
with my man

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four days in Cabourg

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I'm so happy!
- oh yeah?!

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- ... A charming little corner

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so romantic,
we landed up there,

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we digged it so much...

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it was great,
I'm so peachy!

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- you're fired, take your stuff
right now and beat it!

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I am not joking

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Marc is like that, for 10 years
he has taught me everything

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Allright you stay,

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and your out of date language

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"we digged it, it was awesome,
we got a kick out "

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avoďd that, when
i'm plunged into a file

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it's disgusting me

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and you spend this week-end here,
I want a balance for Tuesday

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- Yes Mr Maronnier

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- Ok, it's cool, you
can call me Marc

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- he is a genius
- you're ok?

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you're ready for this afternoon
presentation for Madone?

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- yeah, we hold something
- I won't be there

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Jeff will be
- wait, jeff...

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- that's the way it is!

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I rely on you?

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- yeah, so, I rely on myself...

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- you adore me?!

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creative is not such an easy job,
and that's also why we're so well-paid

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to shut us up, you won't
believe me, but

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money is not the only reason
I choose that job

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I was 17 and a half
when I had my first "ad-shock"

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I knew it was what
I wanted to do

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I went to the cin�, ads were
sometimes better than the film

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Some of its were little
treasure of ingenuity

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This day I decided
to become publicist

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and I succeeded

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Here, at 14th floor
is my office

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near the radiator,
it's Cuddly

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a blond hamster, picked up
on a filming shoot

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and next to it,
this retarded teenager,

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he's my Charly

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he's mine

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he's my partner

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he is artistic director, my D.A.

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or A.D., "Art Director"

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As we say in the profession,
because it makes more like American

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Hello Thierry, it's Charly,
Hello, sorry to disturb you,

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I'm embarrassed with an email
I received, the one with the eel...

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the moray eel... sorry

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I don't see, it's a guy or
a wench it's fucking with?

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I thought it was a guy...

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it's bad...

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oh, you're working now...

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As every creative of every company
of the world, my Charly spend 89%

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of his working time sharing
trash pictures via internet

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there, he comes out of a great
"Japanese vomit eater" period

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- Charly
- Yes Octave

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- If I told you, I have the vague feeling
to blow a fuse towards myself

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what would you say?

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- Wait, wait, are you telling
me this here?

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- Yeah I tell you

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- Ok then, tell me,
I am listening to you

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- I simply have the vague feeling
to blow a fuse towards myself

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yeah, of course

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- allright, I understand you completly,
I'd like to tell you many things

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- So come on, come on...

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- Did you snort, with someone else?

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- No I would never do this to you

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- So this is me you...

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you are provocating me!

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- I said nothing, stop, stop

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Oh yeah insult me in Deutsh

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come on, punish me!

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- Guys, we're waiting for you, on the stage,
for the shooting in Boulogne...

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- Yeah, we're coming, we finish, we go...

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- A masterpiece!

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- Someone told Steven it's
an ad for sauerkraut?

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- Don't know, I really have a doubt

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- please go and see him!

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- no you!
- no you!

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you it's good...
- what a bitch that guy

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- like that, yes. You detest me,
despise me with your mouth...

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- Steve... Can I talk to you
just 2 seconds...

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sorry

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It's super good, super glamour,
super sensual...

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but just could you
square me a plan

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cause, i have more options
to make it more classical,

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more neutral, you see,
it's not Aubade...

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it's sauerkraut...

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- Sauerkraut, it's what you want?

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- No, but it's good!

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- Turn on the radio!

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move, come on move!

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there...
Who's that?

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- ooh, it's Jeff
- hi guys, all is right?

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- Be careful, you got a
dropping piece of fabric

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- Sorry I don't feel like kidding

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You're ready for "Starlight"?

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- that's it!
- that's it, I told you earlier

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- No it's me, I told you

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- Ok ok allright,

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I don't want to put
pressure on you,

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but currently it's super hot
with Madone...

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- Yeah, Starlight is yet in linear...

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What!? I'll call her back...

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You don't seem to realize

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tought it's normal...
You're artists

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but Madone it's 39%
of the Ross sales, so...

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fuck! I gonna spit
on your mug!

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I told you, I'll see
that later...

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Jeff always own
the new rubbish gadget

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for example, his telephone
is built in his earphone

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the whole stuff permanently
linked to his secretary

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- this bitch bugs me,
here it's my cellphone

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with that I'm permanently linked to her,
so I always know everything

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It's very expensive
and it drives mad

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What I was saying?

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It Stinks sauerkraut
of shit here, no?

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- Jeff, let me introduce you to
Sir who produces that sauerkraut.

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- oh yes, Jean-pierre Rannu:
Jean-fran�ois Marolle,

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Jean-fran�ois Marolle:
Jean-Pierre Rannu

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- Sir Rannu, really,
I'm deeply sorry, but...

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you know, we have so much stress
with this job, we need to relax...

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- Forget it,
that's the floor manager...

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- Beat it!

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What Jeff doesn't say,
that it's the 12th

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the 15th he will receive the evaluation
report of his work filled by his customer

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That's to say by Madone

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a sort of school report
notebook for adult

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so he freaks out, normal
it's meant for it

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but it doesn't matter
that's cool,

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moreover at the Ross everything
is cool... Even the sauerkraut

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the Madone executive
would dig to be... cool

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not easy to tumble in
schizophrenic land

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when your name is Jean Christian Gagnant
and got initials engraved on your briefcase

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for example, to him this morning
must have been a nightmare

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In Madone every product manager
wear short-sleeved shirts...

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- Have you received
my confirmation e-mail?

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...and neckties with
little animals on it

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You have received
my confirmation mail?

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To a product manager,
looking cool is hyper important

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we shall never forget
a customer has no ideas

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and that's why he comes
to our advertising company

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- that don't fit,
fuck, fuck and fuck!

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fuuuuuuuck!

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in those days, giant pictures
were put on the walls,

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on bus stops,
on trucks, on taxis

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00:17:49,120 --> 00:17:53,280
human eye had never been so much
solicited since its whole history

257
00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:57,480
between birth and 18 years old,
we had calculated that each person

258
00:17:57,480 --> 00:17:59,480
had been exposed to an
average of 350.000 ads

259
00:18:01,440 --> 00:18:04,360
It had required 2.000 years
to come to it

260
00:18:15,440 --> 00:18:17,240
- Gas Parengo
- Hello sir

261
00:18:17,240 --> 00:18:20,600
- Charles Nagou, we come
for the Starlight meeting

262
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:21,800
- Allright you have an ID card?

263
00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:22,800
- yes

264
00:18:24,480 --> 00:18:25,600
- thanks

265
00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:30,480
- We leave you the helmets

266
00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:33,480
- Here are your badges,
1st floor, Veneziano room

267
00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:34,480
- thanks

268
00:18:35,920 --> 00:18:37,560
- You have some left

269
00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:43,680
Always coming late to meetings,

270
00:18:43,680 --> 00:18:46,160
a creative on time is not credible

271
00:18:48,440 --> 00:18:51,440
Entering the room, where everybody's
waiting for him for 45 minutes,

272
00:18:51,440 --> 00:18:53,680
he should by no means apologise

273
00:19:03,240 --> 00:19:06,880
upon reflexion, it's true
this afternoon meeting

274
00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:10,520
was even more important than an
interview with the head of the state

275
00:19:10,520 --> 00:19:13,120
This meeting changed my life

276
00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:22,120
I think originally, I wanted
to make good around me

277
00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:24,480
It has not been possible,
for two reasons

278
00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:30,120
because I've been prevented, and also
a bit because I have abdicated

279
00:19:37,320 --> 00:19:41,640
- We're passing through a deep crisis
in the yoghurt world

280
00:19:41,640 --> 00:19:43,240
you knows only too well,

281
00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:47,320
since the mad-cow disease case,
yoghurt is world-threaten

282
00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:50,760
in this eroding market, our
answer is the "Foodament"

283
00:19:50,760 --> 00:19:54,800
the "Foodament" is a food
which would also be a medicament

284
00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:58,920
and then, Starlight innovate and
focus on a white cheese's new vision

285
00:19:58,960 --> 00:19:59,760
the "bodymading"

286
00:19:59,960 --> 00:20:03,720
with Starlight, I eat smart, so I am
smart, so Starlight makes me smart

287
00:20:03,720 --> 00:20:04,720
it's when we catch them

288
00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:07,520
It's a bit "head to legs"

289
00:20:07,520 --> 00:20:10,400
The Guy that don't laught
to Jeff's "no-joke"

290
00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:14,040
is the one to be convinced,
Alfred Dulčre, 51 yo,

291
00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:15,640
scorpio ascendant ram,

292
00:20:15,640 --> 00:20:18,400
director of marketing
at Madone fresh food division

293
00:20:18,440 --> 00:20:23,160
suit: Hugo Boss, perfume: Hugo Boss
favorite poet: Hugo Boss

294
00:20:23,160 --> 00:20:26,720
Doesn't touch his wife anymore
since 1993, vote Republican,

295
00:20:26,720 --> 00:20:30,480
adore karting. At Madone and At Ross
he is feared and dread

296
00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:32,800
- Yes, next

297
00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:36,680
- Here why in this perspective...
of "bodymading"

298
00:20:36,680 --> 00:20:40,280
Octave and Charly have worked
for several weeks

299
00:20:42,520 --> 00:20:44,160
I hand over to Octave...

300
00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:46,360
- Sorry, I don't know what happened,

301
00:20:46,360 --> 00:20:49,080
I thought the meeting would
take place at the company

302
00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:52,520
You have received
my confirmation e-mail?

303
00:20:52,520 --> 00:20:53,720
- Gagnant, sit down

304
00:21:04,760 --> 00:21:08,640
- Octave and Charly,
we're listening to you

305
00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:16,160
- Right, before begining, I'd like
to dedicate this film to Tatiana

306
00:21:16,160 --> 00:21:18,480
I've met her in disco, two
years ago, in Saint Barth'

307
00:21:18,480 --> 00:21:19,480
thanks for her

308
00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:24,760
- Please, a bit of concentration

309
00:21:24,760 --> 00:21:27,640
Always begining by lightening
the atmosphere with a shitty joke

310
00:21:28,640 --> 00:21:31,200
Drug helps you to gain
this nonchalance

311
00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:34,080
this needed detachment to
survive that kind of meeting

312
00:21:36,280 --> 00:21:40,440
We all want to change the world,
and in taking part in these meetings

313
00:21:40,440 --> 00:21:42,440
I'm aware of collaborating

314
00:21:42,440 --> 00:21:46,800
being sit down at this table
is taking part in deadening people's mind

315
00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:54,360
To succeed, it needed
a sacrifice

316
00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:58,400
but I was doubting of
being someday able of it

317
00:21:58,760 --> 00:22:00,200
- Octave, you're high

318
00:22:01,960 --> 00:22:03,880
Octave, you're high

319
00:22:05,160 --> 00:22:07,000
- Yes... sorry

320
00:22:09,080 --> 00:22:10,360
- He's on drugs

321
00:22:10,360 --> 00:22:11,880
- A discovery?

322
00:22:11,880 --> 00:22:12,880
- We're on a beach

323
00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:16,320
- Yes, so, heavenly beach,
coco palms, turquoise sea,

324
00:22:16,320 --> 00:22:17,600
white sand, the Eden

325
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:19,000
- Two women,

326
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:20,000
- Two bombs

327
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:21,000
- Of course

328
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:22,000
are running
on the sand

329
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:23,560
long focal length on
the young women

330
00:22:23,560 --> 00:22:24,560
Pamela takes the floor

331
00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:29,920
" Infact I consider the exegis of our
mastitis are facing criplling hermeneutics

332
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:31,000
Christina answers

333
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:34,880
Be carefull, Pamela, You're slowly
slipping to an ontological paronomasis

334
00:22:34,880 --> 00:22:37,600
- Not at all, it's just
an allegorical solipsism,

335
00:22:37,600 --> 00:22:39,680
nothing to do with it...
Just look

336
00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:41,840
she bend over the equation

337
00:22:41,840 --> 00:22:43,640
- I have made an equation
for you to understand

338
00:22:43,640 --> 00:22:45,440
if we accept the hypothesis
X cube root

339
00:22:45,440 --> 00:22:48,640
varies according to the infinite
- Ah ok

340
00:22:48,640 --> 00:22:49,600
- You just have to
subdivide the set

341
00:22:49,600 --> 00:22:50,600
which will tend
to the asymptote

342
00:22:50,640 --> 00:22:52,640
exactly, it's good,
I've understood!

343
00:22:53,480 --> 00:22:55,200
They leave laughting

344
00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:59,520
Packshot: "Starlight to remain slim
except in your head"

345
00:23:09,440 --> 00:23:10,800
- it's good?

346
00:23:10,800 --> 00:23:11,800
- Absolutely

347
00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:17,880
- Now I ask a question;
Why make humor?

348
00:23:24,560 --> 00:23:26,960
- Yes, infact we though
it would be interesting...

349
00:23:28,360 --> 00:23:33,440
- No, no, no, I say:
Why make humor?

350
00:23:33,640 --> 00:23:36,360
- Because humour make
the brand friendly,

351
00:23:36,360 --> 00:23:38,360
excellent for the
product memorization

352
00:23:38,360 --> 00:23:40,120
customers remember easier,
what makes'em laugh

353
00:23:41,640 --> 00:23:44,440
- Day after, people at office
recall the joke... at dinners

354
00:23:44,440 --> 00:23:46,560
- No, no, no, why?

355
00:23:48,040 --> 00:23:52,640
- For it, for you, think about comedies
that succeed, people going to the cine

356
00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:57,640
They sometimes like
to have fun, people... No?

357
00:23:59,240 --> 00:24:02,680
- Yes, except they don't
eat the reel after

358
00:24:16,320 --> 00:24:19,400
Alfred Dulčre is a big asshole

359
00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:24,200
come on Octave open your mouth,
once and for all, and shove off

360
00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:25,800
" listen to me carrefully dumb shit,

361
00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:28,920
when you go to the dentist,
you don't tell him how to do

362
00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:29,920
you rely on him

363
00:24:29,920 --> 00:24:33,080
Here it's the same:
You rely on us!

364
00:24:36,680 --> 00:24:38,320
- So, you have something else?

365
00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:46,120
We're off our rocker,
stop to shoot up, guys

366
00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:52,480
Who do we sell the
yoghurt to, fuck?!

367
00:24:53,360 --> 00:24:54,760
- The housewife

368
00:24:54,760 --> 00:24:57,560
- The housewife, it's what?
you need to go out, guys!

369
00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:05,600
the housewife is a tired good fellow,
she is in her suburb supermarket

370
00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:06,800
her kids are bitching
in the caddie

371
00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:09,400
her hands are full of shit,
she's blown-out

372
00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:13,320
she has all a bunch of problems,
her husband boozes,

373
00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:19,760
She doesn't feel like having an headache
with ironic references... nobody knows!

374
00:25:19,760 --> 00:25:22,720
So, before thinking about your
4 friends in Paris you'll make laugh

375
00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:26,680
I'm also a part of, time to time,
it makes me laugh your bullshits

376
00:25:26,680 --> 00:25:32,160
Before that, you should ask yourself,
"what she wants to see our housewife?

377
00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:35,240
what she wants to hear?
what does she want us to tell her?"

378
00:25:36,960 --> 00:25:39,200
there, that's all!
that's the question

379
00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:41,440
you should stop lying
to yourself, now...

380
00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:43,760
- Really nice your
view of the world!

381
00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:52,440
- Me, guys, I have 12.000 tons
of yoghurt to sell off this year,

382
00:25:54,040 --> 00:25:58,800
so youth: ok
sexy: ok

383
00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:02,760
and...?

384
00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:05,400
and dream!

385
00:26:06,560 --> 00:26:10,400
What the fuck, we are
dreams sellers!

386
00:26:11,560 --> 00:26:14,840
yesterday, I went to see my goddaughter,
she had her dance show,

387
00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:16,800
decors were painted by children...

388
00:26:20,640 --> 00:26:21,760
I took off

389
00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:25,280
I took off

390
00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:33,120
My proper joint, Charly

391
00:26:35,440 --> 00:26:38,880
So, I was wondering, dance, would there
be something to find around dance?

392
00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:52,440
yoghurt, lightness, feminity,
... A danser wearing tutu?

393
00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:56,520
no?

394
00:26:56,520 --> 00:26:57,520
- yes

395
00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:03,120
- no, no, we will find,
we will... huh guys

396
00:27:03,120 --> 00:27:06,800
- still with your style,
humor, glamour,...

397
00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:11,320
Now you know, you know why you're
watching ads of shit for some years

398
00:27:11,320 --> 00:27:13,280
It's here, at this moment
that everything's tied up

399
00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:17,440
creatives don't lack of ideas, behind
every shitty ad there's a good idea

400
00:27:17,560 --> 00:27:22,360
thrown-up in the bin, just because everyone,
me included, shit on his pants

401
00:27:22,360 --> 00:27:23,560
- Excuse-me

402
00:27:35,480 --> 00:27:36,880
- You allright?

403
00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:39,280
- no, no because I leave the Ross

404
00:27:39,280 --> 00:27:40,280
I leave that pigsty

405
00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:43,920
I stop working,
I get the system out,

406
00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:46,920
I stop it all, I piss you off,
I despise you all

407
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:49,000
I give you my card back

408
00:27:52,040 --> 00:27:55,120
of course it's not a resignation
it's a layoff, of course

409
00:27:55,120 --> 00:28:00,160
you fire me, classic stuff;
indemnities, cash, golden parachute

410
00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:01,200
big money, ok!?

411
00:28:01,240 --> 00:28:04,040
- What happens to you Octave?

412
00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:05,640
You've recently changed of drug?

413
00:28:07,040 --> 00:28:08,600
- no, no

414
00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:14,680
- ah, I see, you're writing a script
on a guy who drives on depression

415
00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:17,960
ok, no it's good but it lakes of some...

416
00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:24,440
no it's funny, you're still funny,
but I don't know, the guy...

417
00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:26,320
...could loose everything,

418
00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:31,680
he could become a shit

419
00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:39,480
think about it

420
00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:56,960
Octave I adore you,
you know it

421
00:30:05,200 --> 00:30:10,240
YOU

422
00:30:30,280 --> 00:30:32,520
Sophie has worked
at the Ross for 3 years,

423
00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:36,320
she is a part-time planning
manager, Marc hired her

424
00:30:38,360 --> 00:30:40,240
He has always
got good taste

425
00:30:44,160 --> 00:30:47,280
No, no don't insist

426
00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:50,080
make love in an elevator
with an intern, it's...

427
00:30:50,080 --> 00:30:51,080
far too, "adrenalin" to me

428
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:55,240
even if I feel you're hot as hell

429
00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:57,200
it's out of question!
negative!

430
00:30:57,240 --> 00:30:59,680
I got a reputation to preserve,
you understand?

431
00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:06,440
Here it's more in the mood,
dirty parking, shabby lights,

432
00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:07,440
very Mike Lee...

433
00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:08,440
we fancy it at this time

434
00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:10,280
piss smell, the real one

435
00:31:11,680 --> 00:31:14,160
What you will do, Sophie?
You'll take your lil'scooter in the rain

436
00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:16,640
you'll regain your lil' husband,
watch the saturday night show?

437
00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:18,840
That's it, the happiness
he offers you... That's it?

438
00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:21,880
- I'm alone and I don't have TV

439
00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:24,720
- ok, wait, wait, I know I am a
superficial and arrogant shit

440
00:31:24,720 --> 00:31:25,720
ok I don't deny

441
00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:27,680
But I like you, you understand?

442
00:31:27,680 --> 00:31:30,680
your hair, your eyebrows,
your small intestine please me

443
00:31:31,840 --> 00:31:33,600
even your rebuffs please me

444
00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:34,600
- If my rebuffs please you...

445
00:31:34,600 --> 00:31:37,280
- nobody, nobody
never please me

446
00:31:39,320 --> 00:31:48,200
I'm sure if you let yourself being kissed,
it could be relavely... pleasant

447
00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:05,840
It's really what I thought,
you're really a beautiful slut

448
00:32:18,760 --> 00:32:23,520
- Wear it, wear it, so I can kiss
myself a little

449
00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:52,320
Everything's allright,
everything's allright!

450
00:33:12,040 --> 00:33:14,640
Hi, it's Sophie, leave me a message,
and I may call you back

451
00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:17,160
Since Sophie left you,
you turn around your flat,

452
00:33:17,880 --> 00:33:19,880
you no more
open your curtain,

453
00:33:19,880 --> 00:33:22,200
You only use one
room out of nine

454
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:27,440
the microwaves rythm
your week-ends

455
00:33:28,560 --> 00:33:30,800
you order your
ready-meals by phone

456
00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:35,120
since you're living alone,
you fuck a lot of video-tapes

457
00:33:35,120 --> 00:33:37,920
you always have pieces of kleenex
taped at your fingertips

458
00:33:41,840 --> 00:33:45,760
Being without Sophie
made you ugly

459
00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:47,760
Not only drugs cause
withdrawal

460
00:33:47,760 --> 00:33:50,760
It was easier to have a single
retarded behaviour

461
00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:54,760
when you knew Sophie
was lovely waiting for you

462
00:34:09,720 --> 00:34:13,040
Since Sophie left you
nothing go round

463
00:34:13,880 --> 00:34:15,280
when It was yet?

464
00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:21,880
- it's going allright,
thanks a lot!

465
00:34:21,880 --> 00:34:22,880
- stop it...

466
00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:27,800
you've finished to eat?

467
00:34:34,080 --> 00:34:37,760
- I can't with it... Like that I can,
with my hand

468
00:34:37,760 --> 00:34:38,760
- I see that

469
00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:41,520
- With that, I can't,
or otherwise if I sting

470
00:34:41,520 --> 00:34:42,520
you see, if I sting...

471
00:34:43,720 --> 00:34:45,520
- So you've finished now?

472
00:34:45,520 --> 00:34:46,520
- yes

473
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:51,360
- So, I got a little
gift for you

474
00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:52,600
Happy St. Valentine Day

475
00:34:54,480 --> 00:34:57,120
Ah yeah, it was that day

476
00:34:59,360 --> 00:35:02,680
- you're unfair, plus
we said no gifts

477
00:35:02,680 --> 00:35:04,560
- But here, it's a litlle
bit more than that

478
00:35:04,560 --> 00:35:07,200
- What, sorry?
lot more than that?

479
00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:08,200
- Lot more...

480
00:35:08,520 --> 00:35:10,720
- so, it's a surprise

481
00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:14,720
I open it

482
00:35:16,360 --> 00:35:18,360
It won't blow me in the...

483
00:35:20,360 --> 00:35:21,360
here I go

484
00:35:45,640 --> 00:35:47,400
It smells like pee-pee a bit

485
00:35:57,600 --> 00:36:01,920
- It's a pregnancy test

486
00:36:04,960 --> 00:36:06,000
positive

487
00:36:14,680 --> 00:36:16,560
I'm pregnant by you

488
00:36:18,560 --> 00:36:20,640
- Holy cow! It was hard

489
00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:23,400
I spilled all my guts,
everything that every man

490
00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:26,520
of the world says to their
pregnant girl, in those moments

491
00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:16,120
- Sir, Madame
Have you finished?

492
00:37:16,160 --> 00:37:17,920
- Yes it's over

493
00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:20,840
- You don't want
a little dessert?

494
00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:40,800
Sophie never told anyone
she was pregnant

495
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:41,800
except to you

496
00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:44,880
Moreover, at the Ross, nobody
knew you were together

497
00:37:46,120 --> 00:37:48,840
What is she doing?
Who is she phoning to?

498
00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:51,400
Where is she when
she's not here?

499
00:37:58,400 --> 00:38:02,640
Marc and Sophie, didn't fit together,
but they were well together

500
00:38:03,040 --> 00:38:05,720
Which is lot more rare

501
00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:08,440
They go to a full
of stars hotel,

502
00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:10,760
three times per week,
at about 14h15

503
00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:14,120
In order to have sex in
a clean and a central place

504
00:38:14,920 --> 00:38:17,160
ouch, you're hurt

505
00:38:23,120 --> 00:38:30,160
- Guys, fun's over, joke's over,
good mood's over, all it's game over

506
00:38:30,160 --> 00:38:33,600
I am not joking here!

507
00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:36,600
Dulčre just phone me, he never
talked to me that way!

508
00:38:37,960 --> 00:38:38,920
listen to me!

509
00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:40,640
if we don't have a
new concrete script

510
00:38:40,680 --> 00:38:42,920
before 14 o'clock,
we're all dead!

511
00:38:42,960 --> 00:38:45,600
I tell you, in one hour,
we're all on the dole!

512
00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:50,920
- It's hardly depressing in here,
it looks like 3 Ross' employees...

513
00:38:52,440 --> 00:38:55,080
- President, it so kind to come
to see the small workers

514
00:38:55,160 --> 00:38:56,160
- Hi youngsters!

515
00:38:57,480 --> 00:38:59,920
- Tell me, Jeff, we've been phoned
by Dulčre: it's not right

516
00:38:59,920 --> 00:39:02,440
- Jean-Fran�ois, what stage
are you at with Madone?

517
00:39:02,440 --> 00:39:04,040
- Precisely, we're in
the middle of a meeting

518
00:39:04,040 --> 00:39:07,240
we're on a lot more
federative concept

519
00:39:07,240 --> 00:39:08,240
we're at that stage

520
00:39:08,240 --> 00:39:11,720
- Oh, really, we're
at that stage?

521
00:39:11,720 --> 00:39:13,720
- We got your green
light, Marc?

522
00:39:25,920 --> 00:39:28,520
- it's swotting? uh?

523
00:39:28,520 --> 00:39:31,960
- it's swotting hard!
hey that's good...

524
00:39:37,680 --> 00:39:40,200
- Hey Cuddly is not punchy...

525
00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:43,800
- Stop with it, you idiot,
you gonna kill it,

526
00:39:44,520 --> 00:39:46,640
stop doing that, it gonna
choke, I tell you

527
00:39:46,640 --> 00:39:49,120
- Hey, we should already
be shooting, now!

528
00:39:49,120 --> 00:39:50,720
and your bullshit!

529
00:39:50,720 --> 00:39:53,160
Fuck, we are done now!

530
00:39:53,200 --> 00:39:55,760
We loose Madone,
it's direct layoff...

531
00:39:55,760 --> 00:39:59,000
But you don't give a fuck,
anyway, you'll always find a job

532
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:01,120
at least, move your ass
for the others!

533
00:40:01,120 --> 00:40:02,520
i don't even
talk about me

534
00:40:02,520 --> 00:40:04,360
anyway, I know you despise me,
you don't like me,

535
00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:06,240
I'm just a little shitty
salesman, that's it?

536
00:40:06,240 --> 00:40:09,800
Think about low wages,
small posts, they will pay the price

537
00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:11,600
Jacqueline, at the accountancy,
with her handicapped kid

538
00:40:11,600 --> 00:40:13,200
45 yo, you think
she will find a job?

539
00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:14,320
She can still dream on!

540
00:40:14,320 --> 00:40:17,320
...and Momo who clean your shit up
every evening, your coke, your porn mags

541
00:40:17,320 --> 00:40:18,320
He also can still dream on!

542
00:40:18,320 --> 00:40:21,080
Be humans, fuck!

543
00:40:21,080 --> 00:40:25,640
of course, it feels weird to him,
realising he will shortly be homeless

544
00:40:25,640 --> 00:40:29,240
J.- F. Marolle has been programmed
for a streetless existence

545
00:40:29,240 --> 00:40:31,680
He has accepted to be insulted
and humiliated, during 15 years,

546
00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:35,240
by his employers and his customers,
to be able to borrow money from Bank

547
00:40:35,240 --> 00:40:37,760
in order to acquire a 3 rooms
in Levalois-Perret.

548
00:40:37,760 --> 00:40:41,240
- that's fine, come on
we go, uh?

549
00:40:42,040 --> 00:40:43,040
- ok

550
00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:45,160
- come on, it's good, stand up

551
00:40:46,280 --> 00:40:50,160
He freaks out so much, he would
almost become touching

552
00:40:52,720 --> 00:40:56,360
- So... The last-minute dung, ok?

553
00:40:56,360 --> 00:40:57,560
- absolutely

554
00:40:57,560 --> 00:40:59,040
- The dung...

555
00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:00,040
- A charming woman,

556
00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:02,200
- neither too old,
nor too young

557
00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:03,200
- neither blonde nor dark

558
00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:04,200
- chestnut?

559
00:41:05,200 --> 00:41:05,920
- dark

560
00:41:05,920 --> 00:41:09,200
- ... Performs small dance steps,
wearing a tutu

561
00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:13,040
- ah no, no, no, a Vanna
White's little shirt

562
00:41:13,040 --> 00:41:14,040
- I take

563
00:41:14,040 --> 00:41:17,040
She is on a beautiful
seaside house's terrace

564
00:41:17,040 --> 00:41:18,040
decorated like in...

565
00:41:18,320 --> 00:41:19,360
- "Friends"

566
00:41:19,360 --> 00:41:21,160
- warm without being flashy

567
00:41:22,520 --> 00:41:24,360
she looks at the camera,
she exclaims with a voice...

568
00:41:24,360 --> 00:41:27,240
- suave but authentical...

569
00:41:27,240 --> 00:41:28,240
- I'm pretty isn't it?

570
00:41:28,760 --> 00:41:31,640
no, I'm told I'm pretty...

571
00:41:32,440 --> 00:41:34,560
I'm said to be pretty,

572
00:41:34,560 --> 00:41:35,880
- but I don't ask myself the question

573
00:41:35,880 --> 00:41:38,080
- I'm quite simply myself!

574
00:41:38,080 --> 00:41:42,440
She grabs a Starlight pot
she delicately opens

575
00:41:42,440 --> 00:41:43,720
- Neither too fast nor to slow,

576
00:41:43,720 --> 00:41:45,640
- before enjoying a spoonfull

577
00:41:45,640 --> 00:41:48,680
- she closes her eyes with pleasure,
while enjoying the product

578
00:41:49,240 --> 00:41:50,160
- that's good, hu

579
00:41:50,160 --> 00:41:53,240
- in passing, 2 seconds
plan, at least...

580
00:41:53,240 --> 00:41:54,240
- minimum, uh...

581
00:41:54,560 --> 00:41:56,360
- then, she looks straight
to the camera:

582
00:41:56,360 --> 00:41:57,760
"My secret it's...

583
00:41:57,760 --> 00:41:59,240
- Starlight!

584
00:42:01,120 --> 00:42:02,560
scuse me...

585
00:42:02,560 --> 00:42:03,560
- Starlight...

586
00:42:03,960 --> 00:42:06,640
- So there you put
the product demo...

587
00:42:06,760 --> 00:42:09,280
with 6 white cheeses, fat-free,
with calcium, vitamins, proteins,

588
00:42:09,280 --> 00:42:12,280
to be healthy in head and body
there's nothing better...

589
00:42:12,320 --> 00:42:13,280
- They will adore...

590
00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:15,360
- She resumes;

591
00:42:17,520 --> 00:42:19,000
Here is my secret,

592
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:21,680
- but it's no more,
since I told you all!

593
00:42:22,680 --> 00:42:23,680
- impish laugh,

594
00:42:23,720 --> 00:42:24,640
- not too much...

595
00:42:24,640 --> 00:42:28,080
- packshot, "Starlight to stay slim
except head inside "

596
00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:32,560
- It's awesome;

597
00:42:32,560 --> 00:42:33,960
guys you blew me away!

598
00:42:34,720 --> 00:42:36,160
- it's in your email

599
00:42:36,160 --> 00:42:38,880
- Dulčre gonna shit on
his pants, when he'll see this

600
00:42:39,720 --> 00:42:42,840
- You have no self-esteem,
I despise you, bite it

601
00:42:42,840 --> 00:42:44,160
- They gonna go mad!

602
00:42:44,160 --> 00:42:45,160
- Run away!

603
00:42:45,160 --> 00:42:47,360
- Uh Charly, we gonna bugger
Madone once again...

604
00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:50,360
What?! yeah
I'm coming, bitch...

605
00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:53,240
- Go check your emails out

606
00:43:00,200 --> 00:43:04,760
you're idiot,
she's dead

607
00:43:27,120 --> 00:43:31,160
- I'm daddy,
she's pregnant!

608
00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:35,480
- it's not true!
It's working, it's true?

609
00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:43,040
- You never thought being model?

610
00:44:43,080 --> 00:44:44,080
- rather comedian, it's my dream

611
00:44:44,080 --> 00:44:48,080
I do lots of castings, but
there are too many girls

612
00:44:48,080 --> 00:44:49,560
I heard I'm too "exotic"

613
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:54,640
- If someday I hear of stuff, you'd like
me to pull the strings for you?

614
00:44:55,880 --> 00:44:57,360
you know, I'm an
important person

615
00:44:59,760 --> 00:45:01,760
- I'll make you 10%
on your blow jobs

616
00:45:01,760 --> 00:45:06,320
That's true, to a professionnal like Tamara,
Octave is a puzzling customer,

617
00:45:06,320 --> 00:45:08,960
he asks her to wear Obsession,
a Sophie's perfume

618
00:45:08,960 --> 00:45:09,960
She appeases him

619
00:45:10,160 --> 00:45:12,760
Tamara is the call-girl
he doesn't fuck

620
00:45:14,320 --> 00:45:15,840
- Come on

621
00:45:20,200 --> 00:45:24,200
wait wait ola, softly,
light, light, cruising,

622
00:45:24,200 --> 00:45:27,000
respect yourself

623
00:45:27,920 --> 00:45:29,920
you got beautiful hair

624
00:45:32,080 --> 00:45:33,320
- that's additions

625
00:45:33,320 --> 00:45:35,720
- You got beautiful eyes

626
00:45:37,240 --> 00:45:39,000
- that's lenses

627
00:45:39,720 --> 00:45:41,920
- You got a beautiful breast

628
00:45:41,920 --> 00:45:44,400
- It's a wonderbra

629
00:45:50,880 --> 00:45:52,360
- You got beautiful legs

630
00:45:52,360 --> 00:45:55,760
- aah, at last a compliment!

631
00:45:59,760 --> 00:46:03,560
- stop!

632
00:46:04,040 --> 00:46:07,040
Why are you whoring?

633
00:46:07,040 --> 00:46:09,160
You're unhappy?

634
00:46:10,200 --> 00:46:12,440
- I'm never unhappy
When I do...

635
00:46:14,880 --> 00:46:18,640
- To me it's the opposite, I call you
not to be unhappy

636
00:46:19,240 --> 00:46:20,960
it's beautiful

637
00:46:20,960 --> 00:46:23,600
- You think some day
we'll make love?

638
00:46:24,240 --> 00:46:27,000
- Call me back, Sophie,
I regret

639
00:46:48,840 --> 00:46:53,240
Octave it's Jeff, I hope you
had my messages on your cellphone,

640
00:46:53,240 --> 00:46:57,360
anyway your voicemail is full,
anyway, I wanted to tell you

641
00:46:57,360 --> 00:47:01,800
I made Tamara comes,
the actress you told me about

642
00:47:01,800 --> 00:47:05,600
by the way, she is terrific, if you
can call me back that would be nice

643
00:47:05,600 --> 00:47:08,800
IT'S THE FIRST AND LAST TIME
YOU SEE YOUR DAUGHTER. Sophie

644
00:47:08,800 --> 00:47:11,240
It's 18:00, you can pass
at the office,

645
00:47:11,240 --> 00:47:13,200
I hope you don't have
personnal worries

646
00:47:17,400 --> 00:47:22,760
Octave, It's Jeff again, call me
back, I went out to have a run

647
00:47:22,760 --> 00:47:25,960
I pass at the office back, I try
to call you on your cellphone

648
00:47:25,960 --> 00:47:32,840
So, Octave, I've called all Paris clubs,
you're not under the tables

649
00:47:32,840 --> 00:47:39,520
You would be nice to call me back,
I hope you have no worries...

650
00:48:54,360 --> 00:48:59,120
- Octave! Fuck!
where have you been?

651
00:48:59,120 --> 00:49:03,160
Where have you been?
You have had my mess...?

652
00:49:03,160 --> 00:49:04,160
- Leave me alone!

653
00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:47,600
I'm on a bad

654
00:50:03,800 --> 00:50:07,800
- Darling, Eric Won the match!
- I scored 3 goals!

655
00:50:07,800 --> 00:50:09,720
- Eric has won the match!

656
00:50:09,720 --> 00:50:16,000
there honey, A beautiful chocolate bar,
filled with good milk moss for your growth

657
00:50:22,920 --> 00:50:24,280
- Hello!

658
00:50:28,320 --> 00:50:32,400
- Have you seen a cute chick passing, here,
leaving from here, she was in yellow

659
00:50:32,400 --> 00:50:36,640
- ah, ah, Eric has won the match!
- I scored 3 goals!

660
00:50:36,640 --> 00:50:42,200
- Ok, it's over, you can leave, you can
stop, all is over, you can go back home,

661
00:50:42,200 --> 00:50:43,760
All here don't exist!

662
00:50:43,760 --> 00:50:46,160
Look at yourselves,
you match with nothing,

663
00:50:46,160 --> 00:50:48,920
your aspect, your hairdos,
your white teeth, everything,

664
00:50:48,920 --> 00:50:52,120
the blotch, here; dirt with
clean around, it doesn't exist,

665
00:50:52,120 --> 00:50:54,080
nobody, blotch hiself like that,
you understand?

666
00:50:54,080 --> 00:50:55,880
- Eric has won the match!

667
00:50:55,880 --> 00:50:58,000
- Look at your mouthes,
you are Danish,

668
00:50:58,000 --> 00:50:59,560
You're overdub

669
00:50:59,560 --> 00:51:04,520
You're not synchro, I am,
I've got a micro, you understand?

670
00:51:04,520 --> 00:51:08,520
- Eric has won the match!
- I scored 3 goals!

671
00:51:08,520 --> 00:51:10,600
- What match? Fuckin shit!
What match?

672
00:51:10,600 --> 00:51:13,240
What sort of match? Foot,
tennis, waterpolo? What...?

673
00:51:14,600 --> 00:51:16,440
Numbers of birds in here, it's crazy!

674
00:51:16,440 --> 00:51:17,440
What's your alimentation like?

675
00:51:20,160 --> 00:51:23,560
- A beautiful chocolate bar,
filled with good milk moss

676
00:51:23,560 --> 00:51:24,560
for your growth

677
00:51:29,680 --> 00:51:31,560
- Could you turn that
music off, it's a pain...

678
00:51:32,960 --> 00:51:35,120
- You're walking on crosses,
This orange juice is fake,

679
00:51:35,120 --> 00:51:38,040
this plate is glued, look,
there's a technician here, look

680
00:51:38,040 --> 00:51:42,760
there are cameras everywhere!
look! look, go away...

681
00:51:45,960 --> 00:51:50,760
ah yeah, look!
look!

682
00:51:56,600 --> 00:51:58,640
what this rails here?!
we'll tumble down!

683
00:52:01,600 --> 00:52:04,200
- Hello girls,
- Hello Jeff

684
00:52:04,200 --> 00:52:06,160
Here, at the Ross and Witchcraft,
the customer is always right

685
00:52:06,160 --> 00:52:07,800
and the customer is you

686
00:52:07,800 --> 00:52:10,080
St�phanie, give me the call!

687
00:52:10,120 --> 00:52:13,120
Yes, Jean-Christian,
how is the little family?

688
00:52:14,520 --> 00:52:16,400
you'll always have
the last word

689
00:52:16,880 --> 00:52:20,560
yes, I read your proposition,
It's really a great idea!

690
00:52:20,560 --> 00:52:23,200
ah yes, it's terrific,
really, good bye!

691
00:52:23,200 --> 00:52:24,880
See you wednesday!

692
00:52:26,160 --> 00:52:29,400
Even if it's not your job,
we'll make you feel important

693
00:52:30,120 --> 00:52:32,080
You won't come to us
by any chance

694
00:52:33,440 --> 00:52:37,120
the World is a concept
and your concept we'll be ours

695
00:52:42,080 --> 00:52:43,600
- It feels good

696
00:52:46,360 --> 00:52:52,680
for my anus, I use R&W, "smell and flavour",
thereby, with one touch

697
00:52:52,680 --> 00:52:55,040
I keep my anus and my breath fresh...

698
00:53:05,240 --> 00:53:14,080
- It's charming... relax, try to
quiet down, it's gonna be allright

699
00:53:14,080 --> 00:53:15,080
try to appease yourself,

700
00:53:16,440 --> 00:53:19,920
I'm here, I'll be just behind
the ambulance...

701
00:53:19,960 --> 00:53:21,640
- He's gonna die!
- it's ok, it's ok,

702
00:53:21,640 --> 00:53:22,640
- He's gonna die!
- Go away, go away!

703
00:53:22,640 --> 00:53:25,320
- Let him breath!
Here we go

704
00:53:28,440 --> 00:53:31,200
- Prepare me some adrenalin,
- block, block

705
00:53:33,720 --> 00:53:34,800
- Charge

706
00:54:07,360 --> 00:54:09,640
- We're loosing him

707
00:55:05,760 --> 00:55:07,440
Octave is back from the dead

708
00:55:25,800 --> 00:55:28,360
To him, life without cocaďne
is nearly a discover

709
00:55:29,800 --> 00:55:32,120
It's a bit like a life
without Tv to others

710
00:55:32,120 --> 00:55:36,480
Everything is slower,
and it quickly gets bored

711
00:55:58,360 --> 00:56:02,520
He tells himself, maybe that's the secret
that would save the world:

712
00:56:02,520 --> 00:56:05,520
accepting boredom

713
00:56:07,520 --> 00:56:10,520
...Not easy...

714
00:56:30,240 --> 00:56:32,720
Jeff never hold a grudge
towards him for the punch

715
00:56:32,720 --> 00:56:35,000
finally, he's nice Jeff

716
00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:37,880
- He looks fine, uh?
- not so much

717
00:56:37,920 --> 00:56:38,520
- yes, he looks fine

718
00:56:38,520 --> 00:56:43,160
Octave and Jeff could die together
it would be good for society

719
00:56:43,160 --> 00:56:48,400
- Octave, you're ok?
You look really well today

720
00:56:48,400 --> 00:56:49,400
it's a pleasure

721
00:56:52,160 --> 00:56:53,520
- it's a pleasure to see you

722
00:56:58,240 --> 00:57:00,000
I have something to tell you

723
00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:01,960
- well, we'll talk in the car

724
00:57:04,480 --> 00:57:06,200
- I take your bag

725
00:57:22,360 --> 00:57:27,160
- him, the Octave's new friend
it's Pyjaman

726
00:57:32,280 --> 00:57:36,640
Marc Maronnier is dead,
Octave and the other humans

727
00:57:36,680 --> 00:57:38,640
from the agency were
shocked by Marc's Suicide

728
00:57:38,760 --> 00:57:42,200
but to say his gesture
surprised them, would be a lie

729
00:57:42,240 --> 00:57:44,720
- I was feeling it comes
- I didn't expected it at all

730
00:57:44,720 --> 00:57:49,880
- I expected it, to speak positive things,
at Madone they are 100%...

731
00:57:49,880 --> 00:57:52,920
At the agency upon Starlight,
everything's going as expected

732
00:57:52,920 --> 00:57:55,800
the train of mediocrity,
hasn't run a minute late

733
00:57:55,800 --> 00:57:57,840
rather, It has even got ahead;

734
00:57:57,840 --> 00:57:58,840
page setting of the dung

735
00:57:58,840 --> 00:58:00,960
presenting at Madone

736
00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:02,000
appreciating at 200%

737
00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:04,520
buying of even more
broadcasting spaces

738
00:58:04,520 --> 00:58:05,520
congratulating

739
00:58:05,520 --> 00:58:06,520
traiting genius

740
00:58:08,520 --> 00:58:10,960
- Sophie, you have news?

741
00:58:14,920 --> 00:58:16,160
- Precisely,
- She went away to Canada,

742
00:58:16,200 --> 00:58:17,480
she has resigned

743
00:58:35,440 --> 00:58:39,440
Marc were fired,
at the agency seminary,

744
00:58:39,440 --> 00:58:43,320
on the beach, on sunset
he shot a bullet in his head

745
00:58:43,320 --> 00:58:46,760
In advertising, when oneself join up
with spacetime's Matrix

746
00:58:46,760 --> 00:58:50,840
there are no articles in the papers,
no half-mast posters,

747
00:58:50,840 --> 00:58:51,840
no souvenir show,

748
00:58:52,960 --> 00:58:55,000
only remains unsold stock options

749
00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:59,160
when a publicist join up god,
he's replaced with an alive publicist

750
00:59:00,880 --> 00:59:02,920
Marc, I'll avenge you

751
00:59:06,040 --> 00:59:07,640
- watch out, it's fragile...

752
00:59:07,640 --> 00:59:08,920
Arriving at the PPM,

753
00:59:08,920 --> 00:59:12,760
PPM it means, in american,
Pre production Meeting

754
00:59:12,760 --> 00:59:17,880
It's to say the last meeting where every
details are decided before the shooting

755
00:59:17,880 --> 00:59:20,440
the meeting syndrome at the top

756
00:59:20,480 --> 00:59:23,440
the one who's just 34 yo, and who
already speaks to herself

757
00:59:23,480 --> 00:59:25,480
it's Fabienne, the tvprod

758
00:59:27,640 --> 00:59:30,000
single under prozac,
she always do her best

759
00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:33,080
it's tiring her enormously,
but so are we,

760
00:59:36,920 --> 00:59:42,680
- Right, before starting that meeting,
I'd like us to have a touched thought

761
00:59:42,680 --> 00:59:47,280
for Marc Maronnier, who left us
tragically some days ago

762
00:59:47,280 --> 00:59:53,560
a though for the great professional
he was, but above all for the man

763
00:59:59,520 --> 01:00:02,680
concerning the Jean Christian's
confirmation mail, shooting list precisions

764
01:00:02,680 --> 01:00:05,040
It was phone contacts for the
shooting, everybody agree with it?

765
01:00:05,040 --> 01:00:07,200
- It must be a yoghurt in the life

766
01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:14,040
moreover, the laptop on the table idea
for the packshot it's perfect, it's modern

767
01:00:14,040 --> 01:00:20,040
It makes it cash...
Giovanni what does he think about it?

768
01:00:21,240 --> 01:00:22,840
- Giovanni M. Dulčre

769
01:00:26,520 --> 01:00:30,720
Him, it's Giovanni Del Toro, he has
been chosen cause he is very pro

770
01:00:33,360 --> 01:00:35,600
translate: he lay down face to the agency

771
01:00:37,440 --> 01:00:40,520
- If everybody agree, we can
proceed to casting now, Charly...

772
01:00:40,520 --> 01:00:44,880
Now at this moment, Customer
must choose the human being

773
01:00:44,880 --> 01:00:47,360
who will better embody his product,
it's always a bit sensitive point

774
01:00:48,400 --> 01:00:52,240
- There are our 2 choices
for the Starlight woman

775
01:00:52,240 --> 01:00:56,120
Jennifer you can reach at 88-60-90

776
01:00:58,400 --> 01:01:00,880
We love her, she is fresh,
she is modern

777
01:01:00,880 --> 01:01:05,960
- What's that mess?
what's that black?

778
01:01:05,960 --> 01:01:09,440
Jeff, restrain your guys, cause
we're again starting whatever off

779
01:01:09,440 --> 01:01:11,200
scuse me, I'm not racist, but no...

780
01:01:11,200 --> 01:01:14,400
at a pinch, the day we bring
a Starlight Chocolate out

781
01:01:14,480 --> 01:01:19,400
why not, but here it's not my fault,
if our youghurt is white

782
01:01:19,400 --> 01:01:22,400
Blacks it's too much segmenting

783
01:01:22,400 --> 01:01:23,400
- it produces too much anxiety

784
01:01:24,080 --> 01:01:27,000
- I'm ok to be open-minded,
but there are limits

785
01:01:27,920 --> 01:01:30,720
- So we reach too much africanity,
not enought francity, we agree?

786
01:01:30,720 --> 01:01:36,400
- too much africanity, not enought...
- africanity not enought francity,

787
01:01:37,040 --> 01:01:39,800
- There, it's better, that's better,

788
01:01:39,800 --> 01:01:43,080
it's even really good,

789
01:01:43,080 --> 01:01:45,000
she is really good that Tarama...

790
01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:46,800
- Tamara
- Yes, Trama...

791
01:01:47,080 --> 01:01:51,600
- Superb, she's totally
in the brand values

792
01:02:01,560 --> 01:02:04,760
- it's Madone proper picture

793
01:02:04,760 --> 01:02:05,760
it's superb

794
01:02:06,840 --> 01:02:09,200
- it's different?
- it's different,

795
01:02:09,240 --> 01:02:11,760
Excuse me, she looks less
prostitute than the previous one

796
01:02:11,760 --> 01:02:12,760
- that's right

797
01:02:14,240 --> 01:02:15,560
- it's completely Starlight

798
01:02:15,560 --> 01:02:21,080
- that's no more and no less than
Jennifer Lopez, more junior, more trendy

799
01:02:21,080 --> 01:02:24,000
- It wouldn't be still
too much africanicity?

800
01:02:26,760 --> 01:02:29,400
- You can brighten her face
a little, in post-prod?

801
01:02:29,400 --> 01:02:32,320
- Completely, we'll rework the tone,
during the calibration, no problem

802
01:02:32,320 --> 01:02:34,800
- Ok Bingo!
That's her

803
01:02:34,800 --> 01:02:35,800
- So, we optionalize it

804
01:02:38,360 --> 01:02:42,240
The meeting lasted 7 hours,
7 hours of jerk-off

805
01:02:42,240 --> 01:02:43,240
with some piece of bravery...

806
01:02:43,240 --> 01:02:44,640
- Gagnant, anything else?

807
01:02:44,640 --> 01:02:45,640
- Eh, yes, important,

808
01:02:48,760 --> 01:02:53,160
- I'd like us to validate the
green density of the lawn, now

809
01:02:53,200 --> 01:02:56,760
Well in brief, it's bootlickin'
it's titillating, it's nit-picking

810
01:02:56,760 --> 01:03:00,440
it's diddling at night,
as usually,

811
01:03:00,440 --> 01:03:05,120
and during hours...
- up, up, down,

812
01:03:07,320 --> 01:03:12,680
right, right, up, up, up,...

813
01:03:12,680 --> 01:03:15,400
It looks like if it were nothing,
that small meeting, to you,

814
01:03:15,400 --> 01:03:17,400
completely surrealist and entertaining

815
01:03:18,160 --> 01:03:19,880
and yet...

816
01:03:19,880 --> 01:03:22,920
- It's not for you, there will
be chocolate, after and before

817
01:03:22,920 --> 01:03:25,040
- not a custard tart!
- it will be after

818
01:03:25,040 --> 01:03:30,440
- Chocolate mousse!
- Stop it kids, stop it,

819
01:03:43,840 --> 01:03:46,040
that's enough kids!

820
01:04:22,640 --> 01:04:26,640
Pay cheaper, cheaper,
it's cheaper for you

821
01:04:46,440 --> 01:04:49,880
- Validated, perfect!

822
01:04:49,880 --> 01:04:53,480
- I think we're totally focused, here
- 7 hours meeting, I think we did a good job

823
01:04:53,480 --> 01:04:57,640
- I personally really enjoyed myself,
- good, there will be fewer

824
01:04:57,640 --> 01:04:59,760
- really, really good meeting, Corinne,
I like a lot your work

825
01:04:59,760 --> 01:05:02,120
- No but my name is Fabienne,
- Welcome at the Ross

826
01:05:02,120 --> 01:05:03,560
- I'm working here for 5 years

827
01:05:03,560 --> 01:05:07,440
- Look at this! Octave is
already set to go to Miami

828
01:05:07,440 --> 01:05:11,560
He has yet his little bag,
bloody Octave!

829
01:06:14,160 --> 01:06:17,960
- Tamara it's really good, honestly,
come on spit!

830
01:06:17,960 --> 01:06:19,560
there, softly...

831
01:06:22,000 --> 01:06:23,880
- Still respect yourself...

832
01:06:27,560 --> 01:06:28,400
it's really good,

833
01:06:28,440 --> 01:06:31,000
but just a little bit
greedier, please,

834
01:06:31,040 --> 01:06:33,560
offer us it, give it to me, greedier,

835
01:06:33,720 --> 01:06:35,800
think about closing your eyes
when swallowing, ok?

836
01:06:35,840 --> 01:06:36,560
- yes,

837
01:06:36,600 --> 01:06:38,480
- One has to feel the
pleasure in your throat

838
01:06:38,480 --> 01:06:39,160
come on, act it for me,

839
01:06:39,200 --> 01:06:42,800
right, cloose you eyes
while swallowing

840
01:06:42,840 --> 01:06:43,800
you take your time,

841
01:06:43,800 --> 01:06:45,800
that was good
what you did in the end

842
01:06:45,800 --> 01:06:48,520
really good, more smiley
at the end than at the start

843
01:06:48,520 --> 01:06:51,440
that's the product benefit, that make
you fresh, happy and blooming, ok?

844
01:06:52,800 --> 01:06:57,000
We're here, we rule,
of course you keep, interior,

845
01:06:57,000 --> 01:07:00,480
but you give to the other, you rule,
you take, without never...

846
01:07:00,480 --> 01:07:04,160
because otherwise we are...
but, rise the product up

847
01:07:04,160 --> 01:07:10,160
there, mysterious, that's right
look at the product, look at us

848
01:07:10,160 --> 01:07:11,360
and offer Starlight!

849
01:07:12,320 --> 01:07:15,280
there that's it!
we do it again

850
01:07:19,640 --> 01:07:20,800
- it's really...

851
01:08:00,000 --> 01:08:02,360
- It's good?
- Huge, nothing to do...

852
01:08:03,240 --> 01:08:05,560
don't you think?
- superb

853
01:08:10,440 --> 01:08:13,000
It was the last take of the day,

854
01:08:13,000 --> 01:08:16,120
and the more important for an ad film;
the packshot

855
01:08:17,400 --> 01:08:24,920
hours of lighting, each minor details
matters, yoghurt choice, the spoon,

856
01:08:27,840 --> 01:08:30,600
In fact the jerk-off Everest

857
01:08:42,640 --> 01:08:45,240
- Best thing is to do a balled up
on Starlight, I think...

858
01:08:45,240 --> 01:08:46,240
- It's really well done!

859
01:08:46,240 --> 01:08:48,600
- All right
- No that's shit and you know it,

860
01:08:48,600 --> 01:08:50,480
you see the two fuckers, there?

861
01:08:53,880 --> 01:08:55,840
- I've always known we
could count on him

862
01:08:55,840 --> 01:08:57,960
- I want make them cry,
after the take,

863
01:08:57,960 --> 01:09:00,000
you hang on the chief
cameraman for 10 minutes

864
01:09:00,000 --> 01:09:01,480
we'll shoot our version

865
01:09:01,480 --> 01:09:03,480
a stuff never done before

866
01:09:03,480 --> 01:09:05,560
a commando operation

867
01:09:05,560 --> 01:09:07,880
- With what he put in his turbinate bone,
he won't go far...

868
01:09:07,880 --> 01:09:14,160
- It's an artist, it works
like that artists,

869
01:09:14,160 --> 01:09:20,480
simple customer,
we'll find another one

870
01:09:24,840 --> 01:09:27,360
Octave I wanted to tell you
how much you impressed me

871
01:09:27,360 --> 01:09:31,040
Thank you, Octave, thank you
for your involvement

872
01:09:31,040 --> 01:09:36,880
I know this script wasn't
your favourite...

873
01:09:36,880 --> 01:09:39,720
You played the game
as a great professional

874
01:09:39,720 --> 01:09:44,040
Obviously, Alfred Dulčre
is a bick prick even abroad

875
01:09:44,080 --> 01:09:46,720
- See you soon,
- See you very soon

876
01:09:46,720 --> 01:09:49,000
- So, we've got a plane to take

877
01:09:49,000 --> 01:09:51,240
- Yes, didn't you want
to salute Tamara?

878
01:09:51,240 --> 01:09:55,200
- oh, yes Tamara... yes,
Gagnant! I leave you my house keys

879
01:09:55,200 --> 01:09:56,200
details Diana, details!

880
01:09:56,200 --> 01:09:59,880
- Buddy come see, you're ready?
- yes

881
01:09:59,880 --> 01:10:00,880
- You're ready?
- Yes

882
01:10:00,880 --> 01:10:06,480
- Wait, wait, They propose us
the creative director post

883
01:10:06,480 --> 01:10:09,840
250.000 F per month, plus expense claims,
paid apartment, company porsches

884
01:10:09,840 --> 01:10:13,160
company bitches, stock options,
well there, coke that's the Everest

885
01:10:13,160 --> 01:10:15,800
- No
- But yes, you must say yes!

886
01:10:15,800 --> 01:10:18,560
- No, no, no
- Why?

887
01:10:18,560 --> 01:10:22,440
- Because I got more turn-on,
more revolutionary

888
01:10:22,440 --> 01:10:24,880
- That's what?
- After...

889
01:10:27,200 --> 01:10:28,880
- We shot the pack

890
01:10:28,880 --> 01:10:31,600
no, skip it, this movie is shit

891
01:10:36,520 --> 01:10:39,600
- But it's important, the packshot!
- After Fabienne, after

892
01:10:46,360 --> 01:10:50,160
US

893
01:10:53,520 --> 01:10:55,080
Wa have succeeded

894
01:10:55,080 --> 01:10:58,680
Our version was in the can,
we were kings, we were the strongest

895
01:10:59,680 --> 01:11:02,320
Here it is, I was cameback

896
01:12:49,480 --> 01:12:55,000
- That's weird, that stuff
don't go forth anymore

897
01:13:42,680 --> 01:13:44,880
- Try again

898
01:15:23,680 --> 01:15:27,320
- May I serve you something?
Tea, coffee?

899
01:15:32,680 --> 01:15:34,920
Madam, sir, would you like a drink?

900
01:15:38,440 --> 01:15:40,280
I stayed cloistered at home,

901
01:15:40,400 --> 01:15:42,920
crying and systematicly stumbling
upon Sophie's answerphone

902
01:15:43,480 --> 01:15:46,720
In the meantime, Charly, that fuckhead,
had already answered for us both,

903
01:15:46,720 --> 01:15:49,360
I just had to sign the papers

904
01:15:49,360 --> 01:15:55,560
visually, Creative Director
initials, it makes D.C.

905
01:15:55,560 --> 01:15:56,560
Young blood at R.&W.

906
01:15:56,560 --> 01:15:59,200
- ahh, you're no dorks!
You could have smiled a bit more,

907
01:15:59,200 --> 01:16:00,600
but you are no dorks!

908
01:16:00,600 --> 01:16:06,160
It's in the whole Ross' Name, I raise
my glass to our new two Creative Directors:

909
01:16:06,160 --> 01:16:08,480
Octave and Charly

910
01:16:10,600 --> 01:16:14,560
Yes Stephanie, wait, speak louder...
- Come on,

911
01:16:14,560 --> 01:16:15,680
- What the cops!?
- have a drink

912
01:16:18,000 --> 01:16:21,040
- Well, ok, let them come up, yeah

913
01:16:22,400 --> 01:16:28,080
Police wants to see you,
They're coming up

914
01:16:38,600 --> 01:16:42,520
- Hello,
- Hello Octave, Mrs and Mr. Lacase

915
01:16:42,520 --> 01:16:44,160
on the phone, Sophie's parents

916
01:16:44,160 --> 01:16:45,360
- Oh hi, how are you?

917
01:16:45,360 --> 01:16:50,200
- Inspector Parretti, we come for
Octave Parengo and Charly

918
01:16:50,200 --> 01:16:52,560
- We heard your messages,
on Sophie's mobile phone

919
01:16:52,560 --> 01:16:55,760
and we don't well understand

920
01:16:55,760 --> 01:16:58,080
our daughter commited suicide,
Octave

921
01:16:58,080 --> 01:16:59,080
- Wanted for murder

922
01:17:02,400 --> 01:17:05,280
- it's because of you,
She commited suicide in Senegal

923
01:17:05,280 --> 01:17:08,640
with her friend, Marc,
you understand?

924
01:17:08,640 --> 01:17:11,560
She fired a gun's bullet in her face, Octave
- I understand

925
01:17:19,800 --> 01:17:21,960
- It's better, I can
eventually call you back?

926
01:17:21,960 --> 01:17:23,920
cause I'm here at
a meeting now,

927
01:17:23,960 --> 01:17:26,680
I can't really answer you,
I call you back on Tuesday

928
01:17:26,680 --> 01:17:30,840
ok? kisses...
- Octave you're fired!

929
01:17:30,840 --> 01:17:34,240
- Now it's too late, it had to be
done earlier, I'm sorry...

930
01:17:34,280 --> 01:17:36,680
- This boy is a real shit

931
01:17:36,680 --> 01:17:39,720
- what are you doing here?
- I quit my life, by myself!

932
01:17:39,720 --> 01:17:41,320
- Get him! he's buggering off!

933
01:17:41,320 --> 01:17:43,400
- Wait, it's ok, it's ok
- Get him!

934
01:17:46,400 --> 01:17:48,240
- it's allright

935
01:17:53,000 --> 01:17:55,320
- I've an idea, I gonna...

936
01:17:55,920 --> 01:17:57,320
- You stay here!

937
01:18:32,280 --> 01:18:33,800
- It's locked!

938
01:18:49,800 --> 01:18:53,280
- Tamara, Alfred,
Alfred Dulčre,

939
01:18:53,280 --> 01:18:56,160
Tell-me, would you fancy
a small dinner at the silver tower,

940
01:18:56,160 --> 01:19:00,160
one of these evenings?
And I have a little surprise for you

941
01:19:03,240 --> 01:19:04,920
- Put your gun away

942
01:19:07,880 --> 01:19:09,880
- Parengo don't mess up!

943
01:19:12,400 --> 01:19:16,240
Come back Parengo!
don't do it, I tell you!

944
01:19:44,800 --> 01:19:47,320
Give me your hand,
stop that!

945
01:20:16,800 --> 01:20:21,680
everything is temporary:
Love, Art, planet Earth

946
01:20:21,680 --> 01:20:24,000
you, me

947
01:20:25,000 --> 01:20:26,320
particulary me.

948
01:20:40,960 --> 01:20:44,800
PROJECTION TEST
You're part of a pre-test panel

949
01:20:44,800 --> 01:20:49,040
Option END n�2

950
01:20:57,080 --> 01:21:01,120
- Octave, fuck, I am in a mid-bad,
enormous... I'm not fine at all

951
01:21:01,120 --> 01:21:06,400
- Yes good evening, do you want
champagne? Amuse la bouche?

952
01:21:07,520 --> 01:21:08,760
- Thanks madam,

953
01:21:09,960 --> 01:21:12,120
- I didn't come here to croak with you,

954
01:21:12,120 --> 01:21:15,680
There's a little girl waiting for me
in Marocco, all I do is for her

955
01:21:17,240 --> 01:21:18,280
- What's that?

956
01:21:18,760 --> 01:21:22,600
- Vomit, you both swallowed
this shit together

957
01:21:29,400 --> 01:21:31,600
- You puked on yourselves

958
01:21:43,560 --> 01:21:47,480
- Fuck, Octave, I believed
we had killed people

959
01:21:47,480 --> 01:21:50,880
I believed we were pursued by the cops,
I was too scared, no joke...

960
01:21:50,880 --> 01:21:54,040
- Me too,
- Come here

961
01:22:05,080 --> 01:22:09,120
At this instant, we were beautiful inside
but pitiful outside...

962
01:22:15,560 --> 01:22:17,720
- Stop laughing, fuck!

963
01:22:20,800 --> 01:22:24,400
Deep inside us, very deeply,
it was a new birth

964
01:22:25,240 --> 01:22:27,680
The universe was offering
us a second chance

965
01:22:29,280 --> 01:22:31,080
- Thank you
- And there are your baggages...

966
01:22:31,080 --> 01:22:32,960
- No, that's fine, I'll take it,
thank you

967
01:22:43,720 --> 01:22:48,680
Dulčre had to be blast,
then disapear, very quickly

968
01:22:48,680 --> 01:22:51,520
To help me realeasing the commercial,
I connected the AAF guys,

969
01:22:51,520 --> 01:22:55,880
the Anti-Ads Front, a secret activist
small group, Charly dug out on internet

970
01:22:55,880 --> 01:22:58,080
- You behave, exactely like them, here...
Watch out seb...

971
01:22:58,080 --> 01:22:59,080
- Like them, Why?

972
01:22:59,080 --> 01:23:01,560
- Excuse me to tell you that, but you
do verbal marketing here

973
01:23:01,560 --> 01:23:03,920
- Wait, I'm doing verbal marketing?!
You know what you're sayin here?

974
01:23:03,920 --> 01:23:06,400
- A terrorist attack should be tried

975
01:23:06,400 --> 01:23:10,000
Like Hud, he had got a good job,
at the Channel 1 Ad section

976
01:23:10,000 --> 01:23:12,160
it's him who has broadcasted
the film on live...

977
01:23:14,840 --> 01:23:20,520
Here it is, Octave is dead,
and so is his car

978
01:23:42,040 --> 01:23:46,440
But I couldn't leave this world,
without savouring my victory

979
01:23:56,520 --> 01:23:57,640
- Excuse me president...

980
01:23:57,680 --> 01:24:03,520
Yes? Well, ok, of course...

981
01:24:04,440 --> 01:24:06,800
you can turn on the
television on first channel?

982
01:24:06,840 --> 01:24:08,080
- My pleasure, mister

983
01:24:08,080 --> 01:24:11,000
- it's good, we're watching
- Here it is, thank you,

984
01:24:11,000 --> 01:24:13,000
it will be awesome,
director!

985
01:24:17,400 --> 01:24:18,400
We'll rip it up!

986
01:24:18,400 --> 01:24:21,440
Tests are super positives,
I think we can say it,

987
01:24:21,480 --> 01:24:27,080
- Yes my dear
- Finally, They're friendly,

988
01:24:27,080 --> 01:24:30,320
and we live strong things

989
01:24:36,840 --> 01:24:39,680
- Look my dear, I think
it's going to begin

990
01:25:18,000 --> 01:25:21,600
- Sorry; I feel stupid, I'll do it again
- Hello, here it's Starlight

991
01:25:21,600 --> 01:25:24,800
a new diet yoghurt, that's strictly
without any relevance

992
01:25:26,800 --> 01:25:29,040
So why are we trying
to sell it to you?

993
01:25:29,040 --> 01:25:32,920
because we've got goals,
we have numbers to make

994
01:25:32,920 --> 01:25:35,320
What did you think?
You think we're having fun, here?

995
01:25:35,320 --> 01:25:37,400
- You know how much costs
30 sec of peoples brain

996
01:25:37,400 --> 01:25:39,760
who's watching tv at this hour?
400.000 F

997
01:25:39,760 --> 01:25:42,320
So how do we do?
With what do we pay this?

998
01:25:42,320 --> 01:25:44,040
and our executives,
how do we pay them?

999
01:25:44,040 --> 01:25:46,920
Wait, our CEO for example,
which salary is nearly closed

1000
01:25:46,920 --> 01:25:48,920
Burkina Faso PIB, eh?

1001
01:25:48,920 --> 01:25:50,560
What do we pay him with?
Where do we find the cash?

1002
01:25:50,560 --> 01:25:52,320
And our shareholders?
the investors?

1003
01:25:52,320 --> 01:25:54,880
How we do? How we do?
How we do?

1004
01:25:54,920 --> 01:25:56,040
- Fuck that's disgusting!

1005
01:25:56,040 --> 01:25:59,040
So now, turn your lil'tv off,
take your lil'coin holder,

1006
01:25:59,040 --> 01:26:00,760
and go directly to the
supermarket to sell off stocks,

1007
01:26:00,760 --> 01:26:02,800
12.000 tons are to gobble up!

1008
01:26:30,040 --> 01:26:34,440
Madone, buy it, otherwise
it won't sell up

1009
01:26:34,440 --> 01:26:36,960
Who is slim in his head?

1010
01:26:56,480 --> 01:26:58,880
- Anyway, we can't say you give
your customers shit...

1011
01:27:23,160 --> 01:27:30,200
I was savouring my revolution,
I was disappearing... Far

1012
01:27:33,720 --> 01:27:35,280
learn to live differently

1013
01:27:37,720 --> 01:27:40,000
My friend Pyjaman told
me about the jungle

1014
01:35:31,640 --> 01:35:36,280
Each year, the world-wide budget

1015
01:35:36,280 --> 01:35:39,080
spent on advertising
arise 500 billion dollars.

1016
01:35:39,160 --> 01:35:41,880
An UN study estimate that
only 10% of that ammount

1017
01:35:41,880 --> 01:35:46,680
would be necessary to divide
by two starvation in the world