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  1. (4:22:40 PM) Kalga: Last time on Exalted. Stuff happened. Kyrk or Vai can recap if they feel like it. .-. (OFF TO A GOOD START, HUH?)
  2. (4:22:42 PM) You are now known as Kal-ST
  3. (4:23:08 PM) Kyrk: LAST TIME ON THIS SILLY LITTLE GAME.
  4. (4:23:23 PM) Vai: There was a party, Kyrk met a 15 year old girl, and Ma-ha had sex with some girls in my guest bedroom.
  5. (4:23:31 PM) Kyrk: There was a parade! Warstriders as far as the eye can see, and a concert. Ma Ha Suchi banged- :<
  6. (4:23:36 PM) Kalga: (Little? Have you seen the game's NPC list?)
  7. (4:27:50 PM) Kalga: So, it's raining. Gens Sentai, Kyrk, Vai, and Kaleo are chilling in THE TOWER OF LOVE. Reana is away...doing...Reana-things. Vai didn't think it was a good idea to ask his wife what she was doing. Last time he did that, he had a documentary made about Night Castes. Nariana's still working on the contract. One would notice that she looked really happy for once. She's having fun with this.
  8. (4:29:07 PM) ***Kyrk is sat upside down on the couch, watching Vai his latest game. .-.
  9. (4:30:05 PM) ***Vai is making a puzzle game look like a walk in the park. He even looks bored.
  10. (4:30:58 PM) Kalga: Kan is sitting on the other side of Vai, watching. "Dude, if you're going to play the game, at least look at it."
  11. (4:31:01 PM) ***Kyrk tilts his head towards Kaleo, "How was the trip?"
  12. (4:31:30 PM) Vai: "Ep bep bep bep eeeaaaaaaaagh, pfffffffffft."
  13. (4:31:47 PM) Kaleo: "Well, I only got to crash three airships on the way back."
  14. (4:32:36 PM) ***Kyrk laughs quietly, "Such a shame, level any cities?"
  15. (4:33:42 PM) Kaleo: "Only with the power of ROCK!" Out of seemingly nowhere a guitar riff plays during the last word, then slowly fades.
  16. (4:34:19 PM) Kalga: (Insert Wyld Stallions riff here. Air guitaring ensues.)
  17. (4:37:06 PM) Kyrk: "I managed to write an album and a bit while you were away, though I'd need you to put the vocals on it."
  18. (4:37:54 PM) Kalga: Kan grabs the controller from Vai. "Here, lemme see that. Watch this, I can kick your as- FFFFFFFFF" He lost before he even got the controller in both hands.
  19. (4:38:22 PM) ***Kaleo nods at Kyrk. "Awesome! I can't wait to hear it!"
  20. (4:40:51 PM) Kalga: SUDDENLY! Nariana! "Hey, I'm done~ I've finished with the contract~"
  21. (4:41:25 PM) ***Kyrk sits up, or rolls to one side then sits up, "What, really?"
  22. (4:41:32 PM) Vai: "Oh, you seem in high spirits!" Vais is still looking at a patch of wall.
  23. (4:41:38 PM) Vai: (-s)
  24. (4:42:22 PM) Kalga: She nods. "E-yep. Found a loop hole or two. I sent a revised copy to the record company."
  25. (4:42:43 PM) Vai: "...Revised?"
  26. (4:43:08 PM) Kyrk: "... What would my working hours be?"
  27. (4:44:12 PM) Kalga: "Revised. As in, modified and loophole free." She looks at Kyrk. "...Um...10 to 5...?"
  28. (4:45:08 PM) ***Vai facepalms and sighs, "The idea was to get him out of the contract."
  29. (4:45:14 PM) Kyrk: "... Thats 17 free hours a day, isn't it?"
  30. (4:45:50 PM) Kalga: "It's a completely reasonable time. I work 6 AM to 10 PM. :<"
  31. (4:46:42 PM) Kyrk: "W-wow... I-I don't know what I'm going to do with myself."
  32. (4:47:16 PM) Kalga: As if on cue, the doorbell/intercom/I AM/door-alerter-thing...alerted.
  33. (4:47:45 PM) ***Vai gets up and hits the talk button, "EH!?"
  34. (4:48:42 PM) ***Kaleo looks at Vai. "... you put the button where you had to get off the couch to get to it?"
  35. (4:48:48 PM) Kalga: Caena's voice crackles over the intercom, heavy rain in the background. "Hi! It's really raining hard. :<"
  36. (4:49:24 PM) Vai: "Ehh!" Vai hits the button to open the door.
  37. (4:50:11 PM) ***Vai turns back to everyone in the room, "What? It's my intercom, I don't have to talk over it if I don't want to."
  38. (4:50:20 PM) Kyrk: "Oh! Thats Caena, from the parade, bring her in."
  39. (4:52:20 PM) Kaleo: "Kyrk, you wanted to get out of your contract?"
  40. (4:52:47 PM) ***Vai hits the "Maid" button on the intercom, "There is a dripping wet girl at the front door, bring her a towel and bring her to the entertainment room."
  41. (4:52:49 PM) Kyrk: "I gave up on it a long time ago, K."
  42. (4:53:21 PM) Kaleo: "Who's it with?"
  43. (4:53:22 PM) Kalga: A minute later, a soaking wet Caena appeared. Her flannel shirt is uncharicteristically buttoned up shirt. A case is in her hands, and a back slung over her shoulder. "Aah sorry I got lost. :<"
  44. (4:53:59 PM) Vai: "Don't worry, it happens."
  45. (4:54:33 PM) Vai: "Well, if anyone needs me, I'll be pushing things around in the basement."
  46. (4:54:37 PM) Kyrk: "PhaBulous records." Kyrk replies before waving to Caena with a smile.
  47. (4:55:13 PM) ***Vai goes to look for that crate of chains in the basement.
  48. (4:55:20 PM) Kalga: He gets frown in return, and her wringing her hair out. It only serves to make her flannel shirt even wetter.
  49. (4:56:35 PM) Kaleo: "PhaBulous? ... That sounds familiar." He pulls out his I AM glyph reader. "Hey, computer guy. What's the story about PhaBulous Records?"
  50. (4:57:03 PM) ***Kyrk picks up a small ball and tosses it into the fireplace, it bursts out in flames that are both happy and warming. Kyrk nods for Caena to get a seat by the fire.
  51. (4:57:28 PM) Kalga: She does so, setting the case down next to her. "Thanks."
  52. (5:00:10 PM) Kyrk: The I AM takes a second to load before replying in a very cold and corporate voice, "PhaBulous recordsTM, or Pha?Ruyk Buls?A?Ra records, is a record company able to command a larger in come than most of creation. Their most notable signings have fizzled out in recent years and it is believed that all the songs written is done by one Solar exalt who is paid wealthily for his doing." It's voice changes to something more friendly, "Otherwise
  53. (5:00:43 PM) Kalga: friendly, "Otherwise-)
  54. (5:00:52 PM) Kyrk: theres little word on the company, they pay big to make sure word doesn't get out."
  55. (5:03:41 PM) Kalga: Caena pulls a sanxian out of the case. She spins the large pick around in her fingers as she picks it up. "PhaBulous. The only people who sign contracts for them are the ones that don't read." Dum dum dumdum, dum dum dumdum~
  56. (5:03:55 PM) Kyrk: "A solar does a lot of their songs?" Kyrk ponders, "I'd like to meet him, maybe he works as much as me."
  57. (5:04:23 PM) ***Kyrk pulls his sanxian from under the couch and plays along with her.
  58. (5:05:19 PM) Kaleo: "That big? Huh, You think I would have heard of a competitor with that much influen..."
  59. (5:05:59 PM) ***Kaleo blinks as a realization strikes him.
  60. (5:07:45 PM) Kalga: The two of them play equally (although Caena is really playing better because Kyrk's sanxian cheats). Caena drifts into a rhythm, allowing Kyrk to take the lead of the song.
  61. (5:08:40 PM) ***Kyrk solos briefly before seguing into the rhythm and giving Caena chance to play.
  62. (5:10:24 PM) Vai: Meanwhile, in the basement: "Oh wow, I didn't even know I had one of these!"
  63. (5:10:51 PM) Kalga: Kyrk recognizes the undertones of the solo she plays. He wrote it. But it's got a personal touch. As if Anjei Simons Gene was allowed to muck with his music.
  64. (5:11:31 PM) Kalga: And once again, it is quite a beautiful solo. Anjei Simons Gene should be allowed to muck with more of Kyrk's music.
  65. (5:14:44 PM) Kalga: Meanwhile, Downstairs Vai hears the sound of an alchemical weapon discharging around the corner. Who's idea was it to make such a large basement?
  66. (5:15:48 PM) ***Vai tiptoes over to investigate. It's probably Miria, but it never hurts to be cautious.
  67. (5:16:42 PM) ***Kyrk pokes Kaleo with the head of the sanxian, wondering what he suddenly realised but never said?
  68. (5:16:52 PM) Kalga: He tiptoes into a room no bigger then 20 feet across, but at least 20 yards deep. Miria, wearing her normal almost-clothes, is shooting at a metal target with one of her Plasma Tongue Repeaters.
  69. (5:17:44 PM) Vai: "Can't you do that somewhere with some more air flow? It smell like burnt feet in here."
  70. (5:18:37 PM) Kalga: She sets her repeater down. "There's a fan switch over there. Does it really smell that bad?" She sniffs the air. No, nothing. Vai, however, can clearly smell the weapons discharge smell.
  71. (5:20:26 PM) ***Vai flicks the switch and the sot bwrrmmmmm of the fan breathes fresh air into the room, "I guess you're more used to it than I am. What are you doing dow- oh yeah, rain."
  72. (5:20:53 PM) Kalga: "...It's raining? Since when?"
  73. (5:21:11 PM) Vai: "..."
  74. (5:22:02 PM) Kalga: She tosses him one of the guns at Vai. "C'mon, have a few ro- what? What are you ...ing about?"
  75. (5:22:24 PM) ***Kaleo looks a little embarassed. "You know how I'm always helping you out on vocals and producing the final cut of your albums Kyrk?"
  76. (5:22:36 PM) Vai: "Well, if you want to take a break from shooting stuff, I could use some help setting something up."
  77. (5:22:42 PM) Kyrk: "Yah huh?"
  78. (5:23:32 PM) Kalga: "Setting what up?" She checks her Personal Resplendance Amulet, or whatever they call the watch artifacts I've forgotten, and raises an eyebrow. "It's not even close to Calibration."
  79. (5:23:44 PM) Kaleo: "Well, it seems... I've been taking credit for all of those albums by accident. Since I hand them in to your manager, who's uh... one of my employees."
  80. (5:24:33 PM) Kyrk: "Oh, I know about that. But this extends to all the albums i've written, not just the ones with you." He nods.
  81. (5:25:13 PM) Kaleo: "... Well, about those..."
  82. (5:25:28 PM) Kyrk: "You remember the last band you were in?"
  83. (5:25:48 PM) ***Kaleo pauses and looks off into the distance, thinking
  84. (5:26:12 PM) Kyrk: "And how the sanxianist didn't know any of the music he supposedly wrote?"
  85. (5:26:39 PM) Vai: "I'll show ya." He leads Miria to a large box with colorful lettering and pictures.
  86. (5:26:43 PM) Kaleo: "Hold on, I'm still thinking. I was on a lot of golden morning at the time."
  87. (5:27:13 PM) Kyrk: "... To cut the story short, i wrote all their music. Caena, who's your favourite musician, excluding me?"
  88. (5:27:37 PM) Kalga: Caena thought a moment. "Well, Daddy would be mad at me if I said anything other then Anjei Simons Gene?"
  89. (5:28:09 PM) Kalga: Miria pokes the box of lettering and pictures. "What...what is it?"
  90. (5:28:11 PM) ***Kyrk plays a medley of all her fathers best songs better than she's heard him do.
  91. (5:29:03 PM) Vai: "It's freakin' awesome is what it is, I haven't seen one of these in like a hundred years. Now help me set it up, I'm tired of seeing everyone else be as bored as I am."
  92. (5:29:30 PM) Kalga: Miria shrugs. "Okay."
  93. (5:30:41 PM) ***Kaleo nods. "I'm just saying... Kyrk, I just remembered that you work for my company. If you wanted me to re-write your contract or end it, I could do it any time."
  94. (5:30:59 PM) Kaleo: "Or set it up so you get more credit..."
  95. (5:32:09 PM) Kalga: Nariana pouted, and clutched the revised contract to her chest. "But but but :<"
  96. (5:33:16 PM) ***Kaleo looks over to Nariana. "And if you'd like, would you care to look over my other artist's contracts? I've just been using my prior incarnation's form contracts, I never realized that they were screwing people over so bad..."
  97. (5:33:50 PM) Kalga: "...Um...I've got...Other work to do." She hurries away back to her office.
  98. (5:34:02 PM) Kaleo: :<
  99. (5:34:46 PM) Kaleo: "Man... now I'm gonna have to read through all that paperwork myself. Stupid responsibility."
  100. (5:36:20 PM) ***Vai finishes setting up The Surprise, and digs up the crate of chains, "I gotta have my fun too."
  101. (5:36:54 PM) Kalga: "...What the hell are those for...? Do I even want do know...?"
  102. (5:37:36 PM) Vai: "Why does everyone immediately assume I'm going to do something kinky with these? Now help me put them on, I want to look good n' scary."
  103. (5:38:17 PM) Kalga: "...Um...Okay." She assists him with the chains. She's got just a *bit* too much skill with them, something Vai probably doesn't want to realize but I'm telling him anyway. :D
  104. (5:38:43 PM) Vai: "Alright, wait here, I'll get everyone else."
  105. (5:39:01 PM) Kalga: She goes back to her gun range. "Cool."
  106. (5:40:38 PM) The topic for #firstagefuckyou is: http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Campaign:First_Age_Fuck_You | OOC: #firstagefuckyouooc
  107. (5:40:38 PM) mode (+qo Kalga Kalga) by UboaServ
  108. (5:40:51 PM) Kal-ST left the room (quit: Connection reset by peer).
  109. (5:40:54 PM) ***Vai moves in a way that's almost unnatural, not one of the chains makes a sound as he ascends the stairs.
  110. (5:42:57 PM) Kalga: Vai can't even hear himself. Caena, Kyrk, Kaleo and all those other guys are still on the couch. Caena is plucking away a random song on the strings of her sanxian
  111. (5:43:14 PM) Kalga: Even her idle playing is amazing.
  112. (5:43:36 PM) Vai: Suddenly, CHAIN MONSTER!
  113. (5:43:41 PM) Vai: "NGRAAAAAAAH!"
  114. (5:44:10 PM) ***Vai waves his arms around
  115. (5:44:25 PM) Kalga: Caena jumps. "Bwah!"
  116. (5:45:36 PM) ***Kaleo screams like a little girl
  117. (5:45:53 PM) ***Kyrk jumps and does a backflip before landing sitting once more!
  118. (5:46:02 PM) Kalga: Caena looks at him. "...What the hell was that? That's girlier then my scream."
  119. (5:46:07 PM) ***Vai pulls the chains off his head, "Hahahahahaha."
  120. (5:46:58 PM) Vai: "You guys gotta see what I found in the basement."
  121. (5:47:11 PM) ***Kaleo hides behind the couch, but peeks up. "Is the chain monster gone?"
  122. (5:47:18 PM) Kalga: "Nope!"
  123. (5:47:27 PM) Vai: "No I'm still here."
  124. (5:48:00 PM) Kyrk: "What did you find?" Kyrk asks, not sure where he is at the moment.
  125. (5:49:08 PM) Vai: "You wouldn't believe me if I told you," Vai starts pulling off chains.
  126. (5:50:22 PM) ***Vai leads the way to the basement.
  127. (5:50:36 PM) Kaleo: "..." Kaleo embarassedly follows, trying to regain his composure.
  128. (5:51:18 PM) Kalga: Caena follows after, leaving her still slightly wet flannel behind. "What did you find?" Kan goes off to get the rest of Gens Sentai.
  129. (5:51:53 PM) ***Kyrk tails the group of them.
  130. (5:52:33 PM) Vai: "Alright, check this out." Vai goes down the stairs, turns a corner, and points at this: http://www.corleycastles.co.uk/images/image003.jpg
  131. (5:53:16 PM) Kyrk: "W-what is... That?"
  132. (5:53:40 PM) Kalga: "...Wait. You found what?" Miria reappears from the gun range. "That's exactly what *I* thought."
  133. (5:53:50 PM) ***Vai runs and jumps on it, bouncing up on his feet, and he jumps around on it.
  134. (5:54:10 PM) Vai: "Tell me this doesn't fix a rainy day!"
  135. (5:56:31 PM) ***Kyrk turns to Caena, "What are you meant to do on it?"
  136. (5:56:47 PM) Kalga: "...Jump on it? And bounce?"
  137. (5:57:08 PM) ***Kyrk cocks an eyebrow, "I... Don't get it?"
  138. (5:57:19 PM) ***Vai stumbles and bounces on his head, "Ngaaaahhh~"
  139. (5:58:37 PM) Kalga: She took his hand, and threw him into the middle of it. "Watch."
  140. (5:59:00 PM) ***Vai splits-jumps right over Kyrk, "Whoa!"
  141. (6:00:11 PM) ***Kaleo Hmmms....
  142. (6:02:01 PM) ***Kyrk climbs on inquisitively, and starts to bounce, "This is... Oddly fun."
  143. (6:02:10 PM) Kalga: Caena jumps in after him. "Fun. Do you remember it?"
  144. (6:02:43 PM) ***Kaleo runs and jumps into the bouncy-thing as music starts to fill the air from ghostly instruments: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwQbPgouUYo
  145. (6:02:50 PM) Kyrk: "... No, not actually. So this is actually quite new."
  146. (6:04:49 PM) Kalga: "..." She knocks him into the wall.
  147. (6:05:58 PM) Vai: "hehehe"
  148. (6:06:02 PM) ***Kyrk bounces off the wall, and then onto the floor and then onto his feet again.
  149. (6:06:43 PM) ***Vai bounces around.
  150. (6:07:12 PM) Kalga: Caena bounces down next to Kyrk. "See? Fun! :D"
  151. (6:07:36 PM) ***Kyrk pushes her over!
  152. (6:09:57 PM) ***Kyrk gets trolls remorse and helps her up. :<
  153. (6:10:54 PM) Kalga: Caena pushes HIM over.
  154. (6:11:28 PM) ***Kyrk trips her up!
  155. (6:11:58 PM) Kalga: She tackles him. "Stop that! >:<"
  156. (6:12:55 PM) ***Vai bounces of the wall and flying bodyflops on Kyrk. "WAAAAAGH!"
  157. (6:13:20 PM) Kyrk: "Oh sweet teeth of Hesieh!"
  158. (6:16:16 PM) ***Vai becomes dead weight on top of Kyrk, "The dreaded Dead Man's Grasp!"
  159. (6:16:51 PM) Kalga: Poor Caena is crushed under Vai, having already tackled Kyrk. :<
  160. (6:17:06 PM) ***Kyrk tries to push him off! D:
  161. (6:20:40 PM) ***Vai just has a look of mild amusement on his face, as if saying "Well? Now what're you gonna do?"
  162. (6:21:01 PM) Kalga: "You're going to get off me? :<"
  163. (6:21:09 PM) ***Kyrk smirks looks to Caena and smirks, "You can flare your anima, right?"
  164. (6:21:23 PM) Kalga: "...I could..."
  165. (6:21:40 PM) Vai: "And deal with Reana when she finds out we broke the castle before she got to play on it?"
  166. (6:22:16 PM) Kyrk: "She's not going to be mean to a little girl~"
  167. (6:22:19 PM) ***Vai rolls off.
  168. (6:22:45 PM) Kalga: She gets off of Kyrk, bouncing onto her back, putting Kyrk between her and Vai.
  169. (6:23:02 PM) Vai: "Maybe not, but if she sees burn marks, who do you think she's going to look at first?"
  170. (6:23:06 PM) ***Kaleo is still bouncing around
  171. (6:23:19 PM) ***Kyrk high fives Caena, "And the numerous dragonbloods triumph over the mightly solar!"
  172. (6:23:42 PM) Kalga: Caena high-fives. Oh boy, if only the two of them knew what would happen long after they died.
  173. (6:24:27 PM) Kyrk: "Never shall the dragonbloods triumph in such a manner against solars ever again!"
  174. (6:24:29 PM) ***Vai hops up and continues jumping around
  175. (6:24:51 PM) Kalga: "Never in such a victorious manner shall we be." She nodded.
  176. (6:25:01 PM) Vai: "I just realized, we're in a castle... within a castle."
  177. (6:25:35 PM) ***Kaleo hits his head on the cieling
  178. (6:25:40 PM) Kaleo: "Woah, you're right!
  179. (6:26:04 PM) Kalga: "...We should work another castle in here somehow."
  180. (6:26:12 PM) ***Kyrk hops up to sit on one of the walls, it deflates slightly under him.
  181. (6:27:40 PM) Vai: "We could get foam swords and cardboard armor and have basement wars!"
  182. (6:35:01 PM) Kalga: "Oh, cool! Awesome!"
  183. (6:35:24 PM) Kyrk: "That would be great! But... I'd probably burn the cardboard."
  184. (6:36:22 PM) Kalga: "Why?"
  185. (6:38:07 PM) Vai: "You don't need to flare your anima just to hit someone with a piece of foam."
  186. (6:40:24 PM) Kalga: "Why would you even decide to flare?"
  187. (6:43:02 PM) Kyrk: "I... Always fight with flaring. It aids in combat?"
  188. (6:45:34 PM) Vai: "Yeah I guess if you're out for blood. I'm talking whacking each other ovr the head with lengths of fluffy, porous material for a couple hours and then going out for pizza and ice cream because it was a lot of fun."
  189. (6:46:41 PM) Kalga: Miria whacks Kyrk over the back of the head with a foam sword. "Idiot."
  190. (6:47:07 PM) Kyrk: "How... Is hitting someone fun?" he ducks under the foam as it swings.
  191. (6:47:55 PM) Kalga: Caena takes a sword from the box, and hits him over the head. "Like this! :D"
  192. (6:48:10 PM) Vai: "See, she's got the right idea."
  193. (6:50:21 PM) ***Kyrk takes a sword and tentitively whacks Caena back, "Fun... Has changed since I last tried it."
  194. (6:51:15 PM) Kalga: "You've tried fun before?" She bends backwards, avoiding the sword. "Here I thought all you've ever done is play sanxian."
  195. (6:52:55 PM) ***Vai reappears with a sword in each hand and a third in his teeth.
  196. (6:53:00 PM) ***Kyrk swings for her ankles, it would trip her were these not foam, "Yeah... It was like 150 years ago."
  197. (6:53:26 PM) Kalga: She falls, bouncing on the floor. "...I'm starting to think this won't exactly be a fair fight..."
  198. (6:54:48 PM) Vai: "Na a'a 'ore iz na." (Not anymore it's not.)
  199. (6:55:40 PM) Kalga: "Dragon-Blooded versus Solars are impossibly fair. :/"
  200. (6:56:07 PM) ***Kyrk grins and bows, "I trained quite extensively with a daiklave."
  201. (6:56:24 PM) Kalga: "...I...took fencing classes in school."
  202. (6:57:23 PM) ***Kyrk hops off the bouncy castle and picks up his sanxian, he gives it a good shake and a daiklave blade pops out the head of it. He holds the neck like a sword, "?n gaurd~"
  203. (6:57:37 PM) Kaleo: "I've seen a lot of swordfighters in I AM shows..."
  204. (6:58:21 PM) Kalga: Her eyes go wide. "N-no thanks."
  205. (6:58:29 PM) ***Vai spits out the sword in his mouth, "You don't want me to play for reals, son."
  206. (6:58:53 PM) Vai: "That's why we got foam."
  207. (6:59:41 PM) ***Kyrk wriggles the thing again and picks up a foam sword, and leaps towards Vai!
  208. (7:00:22 PM) Kalga: Caena hides in the corner. :<
  209. (7:01:17 PM) ***Vai jumps right over Kyrk and jabs him in the back with both swords.
  210. (7:01:37 PM) ***Kyrk spinning parries!
  211. (7:02:24 PM) Vai: "WHAT IN MALFEAS IS THAT!" *points*
  212. (7:02:52 PM) Kalga: Caena looks in the direction he poi- Heeeeeeeeey! There's nothing over there!
  213. (7:02:56 PM) ***Vai baps
  214. (7:03:18 PM) ***Kyrk baps too, snickering. "Dishonest, I like it!"
  215. (7:05:23 PM) ***Vai unleashes a flurry of blows. No, it doesn't look like he's really used a sword before.
  216. (7:10:14 PM) ***Kyrk parries them all and even has time to jab Caena in the nose lightly as he does.
  217. (7:10:41 PM) Kalga: "Bwah! DX Pay attention to the fight and stop picking on the little girl!"
  218. (7:11:29 PM) ***Kyrk manages to brush the hair out of her eyes mid parry. |D
  219. (7:11:46 PM) Kalga: "... :|"
  220. (7:11:48 PM) ***Vai suddenly goes into a defensive stance and starts holding the swords differently. He may not how to use a sword as a sword, but he can use any weapon as an extension of his body and mind. Then he smiles.
  221. (7:14:04 PM) Vai: "I have bad news for you."
  222. (7:14:36 PM) Vai: "My skills never actually got all that rusty."
  223. (7:16:27 PM) Kyrk: "Were I more a fighter I'd hope to pose you a challenge~" He drops into a graceful fencing style
  224. (7:18:58 PM) ***Vai inhales deeply and his body seemingly turns to rubber.
  225. (7:20:00 PM) Vai: "Weebles wobble..." he knocks the sword right out of Kyrk's hand, "but they don't fall down." (and don't make me actually pay for withering paw strike)
  226. (7:21:37 PM) Kaleo is now known as BlinkDinner
  227. (7:23:53 PM) ***Kyrk smirks and flicks his foot under the sword, a swift kick upwards rockets it into Vai's face and bounces off, before Kyrk catches it again.
  228. (7:26:12 PM) ***Vai scissors his swords right at Kyrk's throat as he catches it, "Not bad." He makes the motions of "slashing" through Kyrk's arteries, and several more precises movements outline his tendons in the armpits and major muscle groups of the chest.
  229. (7:27:17 PM) Vai: "<Foresttongue: You're already dead.>"
  230. (7:27:20 PM) ***Kyrk nods downwards, someone has Vai by the voonerables~
  231. (7:27:32 PM) Kalga: Caena remains in the corner, terrified. They could have killed each other three times over by now, with real weapons.
  232. (7:27:43 PM) Vai: "And stop pointing your stick at mine!"
  233. (7:29:15 PM) ***Kyrk laughs and rolls backwards, dropping down into a slightly different stance, he begins to grow brightly, so bright it's hard to look at him.
  234. (7:29:28 PM) Vai: "Hey hey hey! Watch the flames!"
  235. (7:29:53 PM) Kalga: "D-D-Don't break the bounce-castle or Reana will kill you!"
  236. (7:30:19 PM) Vai: "This place has been rebuilt at least once by each Master Vai and I don't want to be the first one who has to do it a third time!"
  237. (7:30:53 PM) ***Kyrk grins, "The fires mainly harmless, it's an effect~"
  238. (7:35:34 PM) Vai: "Alright, this is just getting silly."
  239. (7:35:51 PM) Kalga: "A-And s-s-s-scary. :<"
  240. (7:36:19 PM) ***Kyrk grins and the flame dissapates, he hops back onto the bouncy castle hard enough to bounce Caena onto her feet.
  241. (7:36:35 PM) ***Vai laughs embarassedly, "Heh, sorry about that."
  242. (7:37:28 PM) ***Kyrk bonks her over the head with the sword~
  243. (7:37:42 PM) Kalga: She bounces to her feet, loses her balance when Kyrk bonks her over the head. ;~;
  244. (7:38:41 PM) ***Kyrk pauses but bursts out laughing then offers to help her up.
  245. (7:38:50 PM) Vai: "Quit picking on the poor girl."
  246. (7:39:09 PM) Vai: "And where's Kan, he'd love this."
  247. (7:39:58 PM) Kalga: "Y-yeah!" She takes his hand and stands back up." As if on cue, Kan shows up with Nariana and Tina. "Okay, what's the sur- What did we miss?" Nariana :|ed. "This is it? A bounce-castle?"
  248. (7:40:10 PM) ***Kyrk grins and hops back up onto the castle wall.
  249. (7:40:10 PM) Vai: "You bet it is!"
  250. (7:41:10 PM) Kalga: "...I was called away from my work...for a bounce castle. :|"
  251. (7:41:44 PM) Vai: "Oh come on, you Negative Nancy, take a break for a few minutes."
  252. (7:41:58 PM) Kyrk: "Yes, yes you were! Or a foam sword fight." Kyrk is... Happy, and smiling, it's strikingly odd, like he's a different person.
  253. (7:42:41 PM) Kalga: "I took a break for hours. For your contract. And an entire day, when we went to the beach."
  254. (7:44:02 PM) ***Vai puts his hand on Nariana's shoulder, "Just five minutes, and you can go back to work."
  255. (7:44:18 PM) Kalga: "..." Sigh. "Fiiiiiiine."
  256. (7:44:27 PM) ***Vai smiles.
  257. (7:45:37 PM) Vai: "Alright, you all have fun, I'm gonna get some lemonade."
  258. (7:45:58 PM) Kalga: "...F-fun. Got it."
  259. (7:52:12 PM) ***Vai runs up the stairs and gets started on lemonade made from scratch. Just lemons, sugar, and water. He garnishes each glass with a slice of lemon because it's the little touches that make it taste better, and takes a big pitcher of delicious lemonade and 9 glasses filled with ice down to the basement.
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