slobchat touko/bianca drunk/slob/gassiness/sweatycuddles/sex

anon1: Touko and Bianca/Bel Sleepover Adventures
TronBazzard: Bianca is mad kawaii
anon1: PJs, Ice Cream, Bad Movies and awkward justfriendsornot tension
Jaffersin: I usually use the americadesu proununciation of the character names, honest. I just can't stand how silly "Hilda" sounds when fapping

azureangelic: both sitting on the floor next to touko's bed trying to stop the video game controllers from slipping out of their food-covered chubby grasps, touko with a spoon in her mouth as she accidentally knocks the mostly-empty tub of melted ice cream over with her bare, colossal thigh, spread-eagle in her sitting position to give her sore, bubbling, dairy-filled gut room to expand and blub out from her stained sleepwear tank-top

azureangelic: meanwhile, bianca's own smaller but much more audibly protesting gut fills her lap, freed from her constricting skirt in favor of the freedom of a girl's only night in a warm, humid, cramped bedroom, the other fat girl bumping the side of the bloated ditz's absolutely enormous hips and causing the bottom-heavy lady to groan, lean over slightly and let loose with yet another unfathomably heavy and thick blast of rolling gas towards her opponent in a laughably underhanded and semisuccessful attempt to turn the game in her favor via forcing touko to lower her guard and wave away the smell

azureangelic: both of them too engrossed and enjoying themselves too much to mind their combined gluttony, body heat and casual flatulence slowly turning the enclosed bedroom into a veritable chamber of unladylike odors and trumpeting eruptions of ass fumes both audible and smellable throughout the entire house (and possibly the neighboring ones as well)

Jaffersin clears throat and adjusts necktie with the fury of a thousand suns
azureangelic: and then they obviously share a bed and spend all night rubbing their damp, sweaty frames against one anothers involuntarily, for no reason other than the comedic sociopathy of subjecting one bed to the burden of holding two positively, monumentally overfed, scantily-clad, exhaustedly sweaty and gurgly ladies

anon1: Also Touko discovered Bianca spoons in her sleep
Jaffersin: Neither wants to admit it but they both just rationalize that if they're half as full of gas as they feel it should even out the weight of what they ate and then some.
anon1: and doesn't think she minds
azureangelic: its more like a sloppy, gropy belly molesting, but really it just gets the aching gas out faster so its okay

Jaffersin: With the way their bellies sprawl out one of them needs to be below the other, there's just no way they'd be able to fit, even back-to-back and ass-to-ass there'd be so much belly hanging over the sides.

azureangelic: and by the time the next morning comes they realized they've collectively soiled both of their outfits with food, drink and sweat, forcing bianca to jack one of touko's old, ill-fitting wifebeaters and a pair of panties that might as well have fallen apart as soon as she looked at them with how well they fit her figure, but girls not wearing pants around other girls is just a girl thing and touko's mom doesnt mind her daughter enjoying herself
azureangelic: obviously both being too lazy and hungry to just waddle next door to bianca's house and get her a change of clothes

Jaffersin: One of these days Juniper will get those trainers reports back on their adventure. They must be so busy since they never answer and all.
azureangelic: meanwhile both girls bet each other an entire pack of skittles over who can chug a 2-liter carton of chocolate milk first
azureangelic: it totally counts as pokemon training
TronBazzard: Then Bianca decides to try out some berries in cooking, little do they know that Sitrus berries are super fattening and Cheri Berries really build gasses up in someone.
azureangelic: cheri berries heal paralysis so obviously ingested in enormous quantities they remove all inhibitors to the production of gas-causing compounds in young girls bellies
Jaffersin: She's heard back that the two are getting along really well lately, they even caught a Tropius and Miltank. Or rather, they hauled their asses out to the GTS for 'em but...heeyyy, what the professor doesn't know, right?

anon1: Then they find Hilda's mom's wine stash while looking for ingredients
anon1: which appears later during the night
anon1: because they needed more ways to lower their inhibitions, increase their internal gas volume and do things they'll regret in the morning
anon1: big pair of trumpeting lightweights they are

azureangelic: bianca teetering on the edge of touko's bed, swaying giddily and slumping onto the heavier girl's side to wrap her arms around what she can reach of her, holding onto touko's belly to keep her on the bed while simultaniously hiccuping and cheering her friend on whilst the blubbier lady chugs an entire bottle of thick rum in one long, loud gulping motion

azureangelic: dropping the bottle and moaning in happiness and fullness and showing no signs of minding when the rather tipsy bottom-heavy belle takes advantage of grabbing the brunette's sizably swollen and sloshing stomach to grope and squeeze out a rancous, thunderous belch from the thoroughly drunk girl, applauding and tittering at the way touko herself responds to her own megalithic eructation by leaning back, slapping her bloated, globular, fat-coated ball of bubbling belly and enthusastically calling for round eight

azureangelic: the plot twist is that the reason toukos dad is never around is because hes a pirate, and he left his wife a ridiculous stockpile of the most filling and heavy booze imaginable in the basement
azureangelic: arrrr
Jaffersin: Call me matey
anon1: Insert pirate booty joke here

TronBazzard: Of course, there's moments where Bianca accidentally eats Touko's Chocolate Bidoof Bars(TM) and the booty-short sporter retorts by tying Bianca to her bed, straddling her bed with a heavy gut, and forcing bit and bit of food until the blonde is just heaving, feeling food build up in the back of her throat because she's just so damned stuffed.

Jaffersin: Now, let's be honest
Jaffersin: Slobgirls getting drunk and lowering inhibition pretty much always means a farting contest is gonna happen. Don't try to fool me, every goddamn time this happens and that's because nature intends it to happen.
anon1: This bed is really going to need a quarantine by this point

Jaffersin: Arceus, for whatever reason knows, he looks up from his deviantart message box and makes it so that when the astronomical amounts of alcohol needed to ineberate such titanic masses of blubber as these two will need, the several calorie-laden carbohydrate-filled gulps sloshing in their guts required to actually tamper with their little brains rather than getting absorbed into their beyond ample fat they finally notice, and take quite a bit of enjoyment in their state of constant gassiness.
Jaffersin: And then Touko brings the milk to wash it down anyways.

azureangelic: better yet, a reverse farting contest, because with that much alcohol sloshing and groaning around in her mountainous gut touko could really use some kind of massage, and the logical solution with two drunk, gassy, flirtatious girls is to lie down on the bed, spread her legs, and tell bianca to get to work burying her hands in the swollen gal's midriff and see what sort of absolutely monstrous explosions of thick gas she can get from the drunk, sloppy trainer before the tables are turned and touko plays her friend's massive ass like the flatulent, jiggling, quaking bagpipe of the drunkenest master imaginable

TronBazzard: And several face-sitting sessions went wrong (Or right, depending on who you are).
Jaffersin: New definitions to the term "shitfaced"
azureangelic: touko got niiiice and cozy with the miraculous shelf of ass bianca's packing in the back, even if it took two more bottles of rum before the blonde was loose enough to let her best gal-pal be buried beneath her overwhelmingly heavy frame, though by that point bianca was basically riding the other girl's head like a cowboy and giving her the bouncy, blorpy, gassy facesitting of a lifetime

azureangelic: though not before touko reprociates the favor and shows bianca just what its like to be underneath a veritable mountain of raw, thick, plush, sweaty woman, mountaing the blonde's own sizable doughy gut and jiggling both of their bodies with rythmic rocking that squeezed and forced out a hurricane of rancous wind from the gurgling, moaning, tipsy girl, hiccuping ang belching and laughing as both of them jiggled and bounced wildly

Jaffersin: Gentlemen
Jaffersin: I have googled hangovers and their symptoms include "fatigue", "gastrointestin-[medical jargon for really bad gas]", sweating and drowsiness
Jaffersin: IT'S LIKE THE FETISH WAS MADE TO BE AN INFINITE CYCLE
anon1: THE LOIF COICLE
TronBazzard: >Drunk girls
TronBazzard: Ah, secret fetish #342

Jaffersin: Bianca heaving her up tremendous ass, harknening her wakedness and rousing her friend trapped beneath with a rioutous explosion of gas that stored up overnight, mouths dry and stomachs empty.
anon1: So Hilda managed to doze off handily using Biancabutt as a double-sided pillow?
anon1: I'm down with this

azureangelic: obviously having one bed just wasnt enough and bianca fell asleep atop touko in a bizarre pseudo-69 position, her head nestled on touko's gut as she dozed to the sounds of painfully loud and deep indigestion and sloshiness and touko slept to the feeling of having her head wedged between bianca's warm, soft, cushiony inner thighs

Jaffersin: Needless to say, after openness like that the girls...well, not to say they simply become closer so much as a little more open with one another, not needing too long to realize they like what they like when they're not drunk. Of course, when one girl's bubbly and embraces whatever and whoever she is and the other is an adorable, shy ditz and they're both pushing records for the heaviest women in Unova...well, the moment of confessing their enjoying of the more risque elements of their sleepovers should be interesting.

azureangelic: it probably comes as bianca is burying her face in touko's abysally deep cleavage and touko is only interrupting her drunken motorboating to tilt her fatty face up and try to break her personal record for biggest, heaviest, deepest belch let loose directly into her friend's visage

Jaffersin: Probably, that or the gravid, perky trainer trying to drop hints and tease her friend into finally realizing what's happened to the two of them and realizing that they already don't find it so bad that even the simplest locomotion stirs up more gas in them than a normal person produces in a day.

azureangelic: lets be honest if they had sex they'd have to bolt all the windows or be considered a civil disturbance
Jaffersin: Oh god, outright sex?
Jaffersin: First the bed would go
azureangelic: that sort of exertion is usually reserved for people who arent massively fat and chronically gaseous
Jaffersin: Then the entire top floor
Jaffersin: They'd later find the foundation was also cracked
anon1: Touko used Earthquake

Jaffersin: [BUT SHE DIDN'T REALLY MEAN TO, OH GOD, WE SHOULD GO SEE IF THE NEIGHBORS ARE OK-...but I mean, it's so hot out tonight...actually, it seems like the warmest Winter in Unova ever, it's as hot as spring and mom keeps telling me about how its STILL getting warmer in town...I'm sure they're okay."

anon1: the world's vaguest attempt at scissoring just a constant comical belting of heated, sputtering wind into one another's thighs
anon1: the resultant, wobbling flesh motion doing far more work than their own flabby muscles can contribute
Jaffersin: The rocking of bellies, two domes of smisolids, liquids and of course gases

anon1: Man, as much as I want to follow this veritable heroines' journey I need to be turning in
Jaffersin: 4Sho
Jaffersin: I'm mostly just trying to cope with this is the best ever that we've ever did, goddamn.
anon1: I JUST NEED TO BELIEVE
Jaffersin: Like describing what a fucking spectacle sex would be involving those two, there'd be no physical possibility of a sex position existing for them in which the slightest thrust wasn't answered with more than enough pressure to force out a wet spray of gas from either e-ggghhk
Jaffersin: I've been tired all way and kinda overexerted without enough sleep, this is just what I need to give myself an aneurism.
Jaffersin: [rip Jaff: 2013-2014, died 4 da slobgirl toukobutts 10/10]
azureangelic: oh
azureangelic: rip