Half-Life 3, April 1st

Happy April 1st, loyal fans! I'm taking a big risk by writing this message but it just doesn't seem right for me to keep this news to myself, so you'll understand if I cover my tracks by keeping this message on the down-low by posting it in a coded language.

So, Half-Life 3. It DOES exist! I know fans have been waiting to hear confirmation of that for years, but it does! It's currently in development and Valve has plans to release it around Christmas time next year in collaboration with Sony, Microsoft, Nintendo, Linux, Mac, Handhelds, mobile devices, iDevices and even Smart Watches.

Gabe himself wants to make an announcement about the game, but is planning on waiting until the 30th of February to do it.

I know how long all of you have been waiting for the game and it's about time you heard that it's coming to you after all these years of waiting!

There are preliminary plans to release it in tandem with Duke Nukem 3D 2 and Mario vs Sonic: Ultimate Haiku in order to drive home the cross-platform effort it's taken to get this thing off the ground.

Thank you again for your continued support, your overwhelming patience and stay tuned for more news about a potential sequel to Superman 64!

~Peabody