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Warning: This product contains defects and features introduced by intentional monopoly abuse known to the government of (insert here) to cause remote installation of malicious software without user interaction and violation of W3C web standards.

Furthermore, this product has been known to induce slow web browsing, severe difficulty in finding useful plug-ins and extensions, diarrhea, nausea, projectile vomiting, and death.

This product is dangerous is should not be used by anyone, especially pregnant women and children.

Further use of this product means that the user has agreed to indemnify Microsoft Corporation from possible resulting psychological damages arising from the "Internet Explorer" product. This includes, but is not limited to Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder caused by viewing German Schiesse Porn when malware takes over user's computer and displays it in pop-ups.

The user additionally agrees to hold Microsoft harmless from damages arising from throwing things at the user's monitor or curb stomping the computer and/or accessories to "just make it stop.

By clicking AGREE, user agrees to be bound by these terms, and to settle disputes via arbitration in a state or tax haven of Microsoft's choosing.

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