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- The following is a true story. The name of those involved have either
- been removed to conceal their identity, or kept as is for educational
- purposes.
- Everything below is original and unaltered.
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- [GermanShephard Chatlog]==============================================
- [Day 1]================================================================
- [Time: 11:45 PM Feb 7 2010]============================================
- 11:45 PM - GermanShephard: -.-
- 11:45 PM - GermanShephard: Well
- 11:46 PM - GermanShephard: about 6 yearsago
- 11:46 PM - GermanShephard: me and that bastard used to actually be
- friends
- 11:46 PM - GermanShephard: and i had promised i would never leave him
- 11:46 PM - GermanShephard: for anything
- 11:46 PM - GermanShephard: it was one of those, "guy love" type of
- things
- 11:46 PM - GermanShephard: not sexual
- 11:47 PM - GermanShephard: but then again, not normal either
- 11:47 PM - GermanShephard: and
- 11:47 PM - GermanShephard: lets just say that i kinda fucked up and
- let someone know about our secret
- 11:47 PM - GermanShephard: and we both became targets in the new
- "grid" internet
- 11:47 PM - GermanShephard: Luckily, we both managed to delete all the
- files and othe BS about us
- 11:48 PM - GermanShephard: but he found out i told one of my friends
- while i was sorta kinda effed up
- 11:48 PM - GermanShephard: dont ask what
- 11:48 PM - GermanShephard: anyways
- 11:49 PM - GermanShephard: he hates me because he lost almost his
- entire lifes work (music) because it had to be deleted
- 11:49 PM - GermanShephard: and for some retarded reason, he has yet
- to forgive me
- 11:49 PM - GermanShephard: :/
- 11:49 PM - XXXXXXXXXXX: and now hes trying to deep fry your comp
- 11:49 PM - GermanShephard: Yes.
- 11:49 PM - XXXXXXXXXXX: do you live together/ near each other?
- 11:50 PM - GermanShephard: its his way of making me feel what its
- like to have your entire lifes work removed from existance.
- 11:50 PM - GermanShephard: no
- 11:50 PM - GermanShephard: he still lives in Russia
- 11:50 PM - GermanShephard: :/
- 11:50 PM - GermanShephard: i moved here thinking he would forget about
- me
- 11:50 PM - GermanShephard: ...and i was VERY wrong
- 11:50 PM - GermanShephard: infact
- 11:50 PM - GermanShephard: he just got more mad because he thought
- i was leaving him
- 11:51 PM - GermanShephard: HE left ME
- [Several pages of text later]==========================================
- [Time: 11:55 PM Feb 7 2010]============================================
- 11:55 PM - GermanShephard: you just gave me an amazing idea
- 11:55 PM - XXXXXXXXXXX: hmm?
- 11:55 PM - GermanShephard: Fake my own online death
- #######################################################################
- [GermanShephard Chatlog part II]======================================
- [Day 2]================================================================
- [Time: 7:03 PM Feb 8 2010]=============================================
- Note: refer to this http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/7868/bl4z3d.png
- for reference as to what the subject saw.
- 7:03 PM - XXXXXXXXXXX: take a look at your group history
- 7:03 PM - GermanShephard: ok
- 7:03 PM - GermanShephard: O-o
- 7:03 PM - GermanShephard: why?
- 7:03 PM - XXXXXXXXXXX: blzr5
- 7:03 PM - GermanShephard: !!!!!
- 7:03 PM - GermanShephard: WTFH4X
- 7:04 PM - XXXXXXXXXXX: is that the guy?
- 7:04 PM - GermanShephard: WHAT THE FUCK
- 7:04 PM - GermanShephard: O_o
- 7:04 PM - GermanShephard: that could be him...
- 7:04 PM - GermanShephard: depends...
- 7:04 PM - XXXXXXXXXXX: thats like...9 pages of join / leave
- 7:04 PM - GermanShephard: i cant see his profile
- 7:05 PM - GermanShephard: yeah...
- 7:05 PM - GermanShephard: O_o
- 7:05 PM - XXXXXXXXXXX: boy, you really must have pissed him off
- ...or he really doesn't have a life
- 7:05 PM - GermanShephard: ill add him to my friends list to see if i
- cant get a response out of him
- 7:05 PM - GermanShephard: :/
- [Several minutes later]================================================
- [Time: 7:09 PM Feb 8 2010]=============================================
- 7:09 PM - XXXXXXXXXXX: hey, umm, out of curiosity... what is NS and GT?
- 7:09 PM - XXXXXXXXXXX: you mentioned them yesterday
- 7:10 PM - GermanShephard: GigaTriton and NovaStrike
- 7:10 PM - GermanShephard: the two dead supercomputers sitting in my
- basment
- 7:10 PM - GermanShephard: :/
- 7:10 PM - XXXXXXXXXXX: what did he do to them?
- 7:10 PM - GermanShephard: RAEP
- 7:11 PM - GermanShephard: ._.
- 7:12 PM - GermanShephard: he spammed the terminate command to them
- and killed them by forcing them to overclock to the point that they
- ended up in an infinite loop and fried themselves
- 7:12 PM - GermanShephard: .-.
- 7:13 PM - XXXXXXXXXXX: didnt you say you had more?
- 7:14 PM - GermanShephard: yeah
- 7:14 PM - GermanShephard: its all in my profile
- 7:14 PM - GermanShephard: your going to LOVE the announcent i made
- 7:14 PM - GermanShephard: >:3
- 7:15 PM - GermanShephard: in the comments section
- 7:15 PM - XXXXXXXXXXX: i dont see it...
- 7:16 PM - GermanShephard: dude
- 7:16 PM - GermanShephard: in the comments in my profile
- 7:16 PM - GermanShephard: announcment
- 7:16 PM - GermanShephard: >:3
- 7:16 PM - XXXXXXXXXXX: oh, i thought you meant your group xD
- 7:16 PM - GermanShephard: lol
- [GermanShephards announcement]========================================
- ....and i thought i was desperate. I intercepted a handshake protocall
- from Blazar5's Murderframe and the little assmuncher was asking someone
- for HALP. FAIL. That means he was bluffing, and it also means i can go
- on with my life now. The message was as follows:
- "oh shit oh shit oh shit dude help help i threated some germin fur dude
- and my buddehs ragequit on me FFFF- HALP 0_0"
- All i have to say is:
- ░█▀▀ ░█▀█ ░█ ░█▀▀ ░░█▀▀ ░█▀█ ░█ ░█
- ░█▀▀ ░█▀▀ ░█ ░█ ░░░░█▀▀ ░█▀█ ░█ ░█
- ░▀▀▀ ░▀ ░░░▀ ░▀▀▀ ░░▀ ░░░▀░▀ ░▀ ░▀▀▀
- Basically, his clan thought they were going against an entire team
- because Blazar5 lied to them and said that there were several other
- people helping me. Once they found out there was only just me, they
- GTFO'd because they knew they were going to get banned from the clan
- for "ganging"
- =======================================================================
- 7:17 PM - GermanShephard: this also might be another member of Bclan
- 7:17 PM - GermanShephard: http://steamcommunity.com/id/Geomancia
- 7:31 PM - XXXXXXXXXXX: so, didnt you say you had more supercomputers?
- 7:35 PM - XXXXXXXXXXX: hmm?
- 7:35 PM - GermanShephard: yes
- 7:36 PM - XXXXXXXXXXX: aren't you afraid hes going to target them?
- 7:36 PM - GermanShephard: not really
- 7:36 PM - XXXXXXXXXXX: why not?
- 7:38 PM - GermanShephard: they arent on my SSiD listings yet
- 7:38 PM - GermanShephard: they dont have a IP set up yet
- 7:38 PM - XXXXXXXXXXX: for the grid internet?
- 7:38 PM - GermanShephard: yeah
- 7:38 PM - GermanShephard: they dont have permissions of any kind yet
- 7:38 PM - GermanShephard: :/
- 7:38 PM - XXXXXXXXXXX: what do you use them for?
- 7:42 PM - XXXXXXXXXXX: and what is the grid internet?
- 7:42 PM - GermanShephard: WUT
- 7:43 PM - GermanShephard: DUDE
- 7:43 PM - XXXXXXXXXXX: is it another way of saying 'internet'?
- 7:43 PM - GermanShephard: its the internet as it is right now
- 7:43 PM - XXXXXXXXXXX: oh
- 7:43 PM - GermanShephard: there are two internets now
- 7:43 PM - GermanShephard: the Grid, and the Net
- 7:43 PM - GermanShephard: :/
- 7:43 PM - XXXXXXXXXXX: whats the difference?
- 7:43 PM - XXXXXXXXXXX: im not familiar with the grid
- 7:43 PM - GermanShephard: the Grid is the same exact thing as the Net,
- just faster
- 7:44 PM - GermanShephard: a FUCKLOAD faster
- 7:44 PM - XXXXXXXXXXX: do you use both? or just one?
- 7:45 PM - XXXXXXXXXXX: also, hows do you plan on faking your internet
- death?
- 7:46 PM - GermanShephard: laptop
- 7:46 PM - GermanShephard: lol
- 7:46 PM - GermanShephard: dont need to anymore though
- 7:46 PM - XXXXXXXXXXX: why not?
- 7:48 PM - XXXXXXXXXXX: he gave up?
- 7:52 PM - GermanShephard: look at my profile
- Note: He is referring to the comments on his profile.
- See above for details.
- Problem solved. This is XXXXXXXXXXX, signing off.
- =======================================================================
- [End of Chatlog]
- =======================================================================
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