You back up a few paces, get a good running start, and then it's lunge, thrust, and smack for 405 (+6) (+10) (+6) (+6) (+6) damage. CRITICAL HIT! BAM! BAM! WHAM! BOINK! ZAP! KERBLAM! WHACK! POW! WHAMMO! POW!
	You gain 8 hit points.

A huge paperclip falls from the sky, hitting your opponent for 168 (physical) damage and then vanishing. Weird. Did anybody else see that?

Bearbot opens a hatch on its body to reveal a beating human heart. He takes 11 (spooky) damage from the sight.

Your opponent catches a whiff of some of those gross snacks you spread around earlier, and takes 16 (stench) damage.

You acquire 6 roses

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You lunge with all your might, thrust with all you're worth, and smack with all your... Hodgman's whackin' stick, dealing 295 (+6) (+10) (+6) (+6) (+6) damage. SOCKO! BOINK! BOINK! KAPOW! BARF! BONK! ZAP! WHAM! BOINK! KAPOW!
	You gain 6 hit points.

Bearbot blows blistering air out of its heat exhaust port, convection-cooking him for 10 (hot) damage.

Your opponent catches a whiff of some of those gross snacks you spread around earlier, and takes 16 (stench) damage.

You acquire 8 roses