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PROTIP: DON'T BE TOO BLATANTLY OBVIOUS. DON'T EDIT TIL ABOUT MIDWAY THROUGH THE TRACK. MINDFUCK ENGAGED.
ALSO, DO WHATEVER YOU'D LIKE. I'M STRIKING THINGS OUT SOLELY FOR PRIORITY REASONS. I HAVE 3 CDS TO WORK WITH.

Here's the deal. My mom gave me a list of some of today's most talented artists to burn onto CDs so she can listen to it at work. Here's the list:

Kelly Clarkson 1
Daughtry
Black Eyed Peas 2
The Fray 2
Maroon Five 2
John Mayer 1
Nickelback 3
Mercy Me 1
Grand Funk Railroad 1
Aerosmith 1
Keith Urban 1
Match Box, specifically Rob Thomas 1
Journey 3
Pat Green
TheHollies
Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young 2
Tim McGraw
Taylor Swift 1
CCR1
Moody Blues 1
The Who 2
Lady Gaga 2

In the spirit of humor, I'm going to make her a good 3 disc compilation with hilarious, low quality and otherwise edited versions of "the greatest hits" of these singers and songwriters. If you have time, pick an artist and a track, fuck with it a little bit, upload it, and it will make the set. Hit me with your best shot!

Post what artist you'll take care of, and I'll put ya on the list.


Finished tracks:
1. Carlos Santana, Rob Thomas - Smooth [Right Channel: Wrong speed]
http://www.sendspace.com/file/vi2x3g - cube
2. Kelly Clarkson - My Life Would Suck Without You [Sliding -6 Semitone Pitch Change]
http://www.sendspace.com/file/4jcsr9 - cube
3. Lady Gaga -Bad Romance [Victory in the Loudness War Version]
http://www.sendspace.com/file/jyrbh3 - cube
4. Black Eyed Peas - I am a Bee
http://www.mediafire.com/?xwjzmomyjqq - creontigone
5. Lady Gaga - Poker Face [Giant Flange Edition]
http://www.sendspace.com/file/l5j08q - cube
6. Moody Blues - The Story in Your Eyes
http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?4tytnzmxjdy - omgub
7. The Who - Baba O'Riley (no vocals)
http://www.sendspace.com/file/1qxn4t - cube
8. The Who - Squeezebox
http://colinsebern.zoomshare.com/files/The_Who_-_Squeezebox_rare_acoustic_intro_1975_.mp3 - Trekker1
9. Creedence Clearwater Revival - Lookin' Out My Back Door [Chopped and Screwed]
http://www.sendspace.com/file/7ttw3t - cube
10. Black Eyed Peas - I've Gotta Feelin'
http://www.mediafire.com/?qchzjvkqju1 - creontigone
11. Aerosmith - Rag Doll
http://colinsebern.zoomshare.com/files/Aerosmith_-_Rag_Doll.mp3 - Trekker1
12. Taylor Swift - Tim McGraw
http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?gymmfjmwfmd - omgub
13. John Mayer - Your Body is A Wonderland (12 kHz Sine Wave Fades In)
http://www.sendspace.com/file/mjqaj9 - cube
14. Journey - Don't Stop Believin'
http://www.sendspace.com/file/aeewzf - styrofoamxplate
15. Journey - Any Way You Want it
http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?rzaymzdzmdz - omgub
16. Journey - Separate Ways
http://www.sendspace.com/file/8a2d5o - pokecapn
17. Maroon 5 - Makes Me Wonder [Chopped and Screwed]
http://www.mediafire.com/?2tyjyaemmdc - microphone
18. Nickelback - How You Remind Me [and Remind Me and Remind Me and Remind Me and Remind Me and Remind Me and Remind Me and Remind Me and Remind Me and Remind Me and Remind Me]
http://www.sendspace.com/file/okvjp6 - cube
19. Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young - Ohio
http://www.mediafire.com/?32uxdyfmmzw - microphone
20. Maroon 5 - She Will Be Loved
http://www.sendspace.com/file/0c3ovk - styrofoamxplate
21. Nickelback - Photograph
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=SPLFSGKD - link343
22. Grand Funk Railroad - We're An American Band
http://www.sendspace.com/file/jrntgf - cube
23. Nickelback - Gotta Be Somebody
http://www.mediafire.com/?t00ohnmvm1n - omgub
24. Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young - Just A Song Before I Go
http://www.sendspace.com/file/y293ku - cube
25. Keith Urban -
http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?mmulmimmnll - omgub
26. MercyMe - Alright
http://www.sendspace.com/file/qo1qg2 - Trekker1
27. Daughtry - It's Not Over
http://www.sendspace.com/file/1r7aso - skullmuffins
28. Daughtry - Life After You
http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?g2tmyr1mn00 - omgub
29. The Hollies - Long Cool Woman In a Black Dress
http://www.mediafire.com/?jtuyhm0wnxn - eggopm3
30. The Fray - How To Save A Life
http://www.sendspace.com/file/eejk65 - slomog
31. The Fray - You Found Me
http://www.mediafire.com/?ttmiindnfej arcticcipher92

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