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- |_|_|_|_|_ First Floor West (bradbury 1st floor) 5:19am
- |_|_|_[]|_ The rain has soaked through the high ceiling completely, making
- |_|_()|_[] the floor into a slick, greenish mess of pulped carpet and mold.
- |_|_|_[]|_ Sometimes, when you step on it, a cloud of greyish spores shoots
- |_|_|_|_|_ up and coats your pantleg. That can't be good.
- The hallway runs northeast and southeast. Further down the
- hallway, another staircase leads up. A dusty wrought iron staircase leads down
- into the lobby. It has seen much better days than this.
- A security cam is mounted high on the wall. A tenant list is mounted on the
- wall.
- [ Exits: northeast southeast < up > down +146 +146a +147 +148 +149 +150 +151 +152 +153 +154 +155 +156 +157 +158 +159 +160 ]
- Charlatan yells, "HO, ADVENTURERS! I COME TO SELL BONGS AT A REASONABLE PRICE!"
- Charlatan yells, "I HEARD RUMORS IN THE MEAD HALLS THAT I WOULD FIND A WILLING CUSTOMER HERE!"
- Torn comes trudging up the stairs.
- Torn lays her palm on the scanlock in the door to apartment 147. It beeps once.
- Torn opens the door to apartment 147.
- Torn heads through the door to apartment 147.
- You head through the door to apartment 147.
- |_|_|_|_|_ Apt 147 (bradbury 1st floor) 5:27am
- |_[]|_|_|_ Dawn's first light pours through the windows.
- []|_()|_|_ A homecam is bolted to the wall.
- |_[]|_|_|_
- |_|_|_|_|_
- There's a duffle bag on the floor.
- Deo and Torn are standing here.
- [ Exits: out(door to the hallway) ]
- Charlatan exclaims, "Greetings, adventurers!"
- Torn says, "O_o"
- Deo says, "O_o"
- Deo asks, "Whose this?"
- Torn asks, "Who are you?"
- Charlatan asks, "Looks like dragon weather today! How fare thee?"
- Torn asks, "Who are you????"
- From your wristpad: Shezbot2100 pages, 'Y'
- You bow.
- Torn says, "God damnit."
- Charlatan says, "I am Charlatan, rogue extraordinaire."
- Deo asks, "ummm would you mind leaving sir rogue extraordinaire?"
- Torn asks, "Well what the fuck are you doing here? How do we know we can trust you?"
- Charlatan asks, "Who said you could trust a rogue?"
- Charlatan exclaims, "It's gold and riches I seek!"
- Deo says, "Look you seem nice and all but please leave"
- Charlatan says, "I'm sorry, I cannot."
- Torn says, "Fuck you."
- Charlatan says, "Outside are orcs."
- Deo gets a skull bong from the duffle bag.
- Deo gets a NEW bag of weed from the duffle bag.
- Deo gets a rolling paper from the duffle bag.
- Torn says, "Fuck you. HOP OUT."
- Charlatan says, "I seek refuge."
- Charlatan says, "Please do not be rude, Sir Torn."
- Torn says, "You just said you seek riches."
- Deo says, "Not here sir "
- Torn says, "Sir? I'm a chick."
- Deo says, "We're poor"
- Charlatan says, "I do seek riches, but outside are the foul beasts of night."
- Charlatan says, "I cannot quest for jewels with them about."
- Torn gets a machete from the duffle bag.
- Deo says, "...ok your funny"
- Deo says, "babe he'll slaughter you"
- Torn says, "He needs to leave."
- Charlatan says, "You should set aside your blade, Torn, you are well outmatched."
- Torn says, "Like I give to shits? I'd die before I let some stranger in here."
- Charlatan puts away his robe and wizard hat.
- Charlatan flicks out his shiver sword with a soft subsonic hum.
- You sigh.
- Charlatan asks, "You're quite sure of this?"
- Deo says, "Listen Charlatan i say you seem nice because we're not dead and our stuff isnt gone"
- Charlatan exclaims, "I have no desire to take your things!"
- Deo says, "Babe please that thing is humming"
- Deo says, "Not like we have much"
- Torn groans.
- Torn puts a machete into the duffle bag.
- Torn says, "Fine."
- You nod.
- Charlatan says, "Wise decision, you wench."
- Deo asks, "So...what do you want?"
- Torn asks, "WENCH?"
- Torn says, "FUCK YOU"
- Deo says, "Hey thats my girlfriend not a wench"
- Torn gets a machete from the duffle bag.
- You sigh.
- Deo says, "babe please"
- Charlatan says, "I call them like I see them, young master Deo."
- Deo says, "Look please apologize to her"
- Charlatan says, "A wench is a wench. Excuse my bawdry tongue, but this is how we speak in Undertyre."
- Torn says, "You fucking weasel."
- Deo says, "-_-"
- Torn says, "THIS ISN'T UNDERTYRE."
- Torn says, "THIS IS OUR GOD DAMN APARTMENT."
- Torn says, "I DEMAND YOU LEAVE."
- Charlatan says, "You're right, I have traveled far and wide to come here."
- Deo says, "Errr"
- Deo asks, "Why here?"
- Charlatan says, "Only to find, of course, that the citizens of Freedom City are...far from welcoming."
- Charlatan says, "I seek the runed Sword of Drizzt, Protector."
- Torn says, "Gee, I wonder why."
- Torn points at you.
- You shake your head.
- Deo says, "He does have a point this city is a bunch of assholes"
- Deo says, "I would know"
- Deo grimaces.
- Charlatan says, "Such ferocity will only get you killed often, I am afraid."
- Torn says, "Well he acts like a threat, he's going to get what he deserves."
- Charlatan asks, "What do I deserve, wench?"
- Deo says, "He isnt threatening hes just being kinda qoofy"
- Torn says, "I swear to God if you were here I'd kick your scrawny ass so hard."
- Charlatan asks, "I am here?"
- Torn says, "In my neighborhood, I mean."
- Charlatan says, "This is your apartment, wench."
- Deo says, "LOOK charlatan cut to the point what is it you want because lets face it i cant stop you"
- Torn says, "DON'T BE A WISE ASS."
- Deo gets a cigarette from his pack of cigarettes.
- Deo puts away his red lighter.
- Deo gets out his cigarette.
- Deo lights his cigarette.
- Deo takes a hit from his cigarette.
- Torn taps on her wristpad.
- Torn says, "Don't GIVE IN GOD DAMNIT"
- Charlatan says, "I seek only sanctuary. I will simply stay here in silence for a time, until I can cast spells again."
- [ DND ]: Charlatan says, "Torn says, "I swear to God if you were here I'd kick your scrawny ass so hard.""
- Deo takes a hit from his cigarette.
- Torn says, "FUCK YOU. Get out."
- [zotnet] mojo says, "no way, if you don't suffocate and arevirtually immune to cold space should welcome you"
- Torn says, "Go find someone else to hang with."
- Charlatan says, "No others are foolish enough to open their doors to me."
- Deo takes a hit from his cigarette.
- Torn says, "You're not welcome here."
- Torn asks, "FOOLISH?"
- Charlatan says, "They know the dangers that lurk in this town."
- Torn says, "I HAD NO IDEA YOU WERE THERE."
- Deo says, "Yeah I know i am pretty foolsih"
- Charlatan asks, "Well, you DID open the door, did you not?"
- Charlatan says, "I was standing right outside."
- Deo says, "You kinda walked in yourself"
- Torn says, "I didn't read it."
- Deo takes a hit from his cigarette.
- Charlatan says, "You should learn to read, wench."
- Torn says, "There are NO DANGERS outside."
- Torn says, "YOU CAN GO."
- Charlatan [to Deo]: I do not like her, young master Deo. She is insulting.
- Deo says, "Look you want 'sanctuary' stop calling my gf a wench"
- Deo takes a hit from his cigarette.
- Deo tosses away a butt.
- Torn says, "FUCK YOU I SAW THAT"
- Torn says, "I'm territorial. YOU'RE HERE, YOU'RE DEALING WITH IT."
- Torn says, "But, you can always LEAVE."
- Charlatan [to Deo]: I would gladly stop calling her a wench if her words were not so full of bile.
- Torn says, "Then you won't be hearing anything."
- Torn says, "FUCK YOU."
- Torn says, "WEASEL."
- You sit on the floor.
- Deo says, "This is her apartment not hers you yourself should know to respect someone in their domain"
- Torn says, "You fucking WoW dweeb."
- Deo says, "*your"
- C
- harlatan curls up into a ball and falls fast asleep.
- You feel completely relaxed; every bit of stress has drained out of you.
- Torn says, "OHHHHH. ASSHOLE."
- Torn pushes you.
- Torn says, "GET OUT"
- [ DND ]: Charlatan says, "i am pretending to be asleep now and his girlfriend is raging like a mad woman"
- Ugh. All that bile splattered all over you is starting to feel...strange. Your skin feels cold.
- Charlatan stirs awake, sitting up.
- You stand up from the floor.
- Charlatan says, "Please do not interrupt my sleep, or I shan't be able to use magical devices properly."
- Torn pushes you.
- Charlatan says, "If it's pushing you seek, ye shall find it."
- Charlatan opens the door to the hallway.
- Charlatan puts away his shiver sword.
- Charlatan lunges at Torn!
- Charlatan grabs Torn and pins her arms behind her back.
- Torn says, "I'll disturb whoever the fuck I want."
- Charlatan shoves Torn to the door to the hallway.
- Charlatan lets go of Torn.
- Torn goes stumbling to the door to the hallway.
- Charlatan closes the door to the hallway.
- You sigh.
- You sit on the floor.
- The door to the hallway swings open.
- Charlatan closes the door to the hallway.
- The door to the hallway swings open.
- Torn arrives from the door to the hallway.
- Torn says, "YOU DIDNT LOCK ME OUT DIPSHIT"
- Torn says, "MY FUCKING APARTMENT"
- Torn asks, "RING ANY BELLS?"
- Charlatan says, "Of course not, I can't lock your doors."
- Torn says, "Don't you ever do that again."
- Torn says, "EVER"
- Charlatan lunges at Torn!
- The door to the hallway swings shut.
- Charlatan grabs Torn and pins her arms behind her back.
- Charlatan opens the door to the hallway.
- Charlatan shoves Torn to the door to the hallway.
- Charlatan lets go of Torn.
- Torn goes stumbling to the door to the hallway.
- Charlatan closes the door to the hallway.
- The door to the hallway swings open.
- Torn arrives from the door to the hallway.
- Torn says, "FUCK YOU."
- Charlatan licks the tears from your face.
- Deo exclaims, "STOP THAT OR IM GETTING THE COPS!"
- Torn says, "GO DIE."
- Charlatan exclaims, "Delicious!"
- Torn spits at you.
- Torn exclaims, "I'm not fucking crying!"
- Charlatan lunges at Torn!
- Charlatan grabs Torn and pins her arms behind her back.
- Charlatan lets go of Torn.
- Charlatan slaps his dick against Torn's face, then slides between her lips.
- Deo lunges at Charlatan!
- Charlatan moves aside and deftly kicks Deo in the crotch!
- The door to the hallway swings shut.
- Torn says, "HUGJL"
- Charlatan slides his cock around on Torn's face.
- Charlatan nods in approval.
- Charlatan cautiously humps at Torn's face, mechanically thrusting in and out, then pulls out. You're not sure how much Charlatan really enjoyed that.
- Deo lunges at Charlatan!
- Charlatan moves aside and sends Deo sprawling.
- Deo says, "GET THE FUCK OUT OR IM CALLING THE COPS"
- Torn says, "You fucking RAPIST."
- Torn pushes you.
- Charlatan says, "Rape is not a crime in this city, miss."
- Deo says, "ILL KILL YOU YOU SLIMY PIECE OF SHIT HOW DARE YOU COME IN HERE AND DISRESPECT ME AND MY GIRLFRIEND"
- Torn says, "Yeah, IT IS."
- Charlatan says, "Also, you loved it."
- Torn says, "EW. DONT FLATTER YOURSELF."
- Torn says, "YOURE CHODE WAS SICK."
- Charlatan exclaims, "MISPELLING!"
- Torn spits at you.
- Torn says, "I dont CARE."
- Deo opens the door to the hallway.
- Torn spits at you.
- Deo lunges at Charlatan!
- Charlatan moves aside and sends Deo sprawling.
- Deo attacks you!
- You rush aggressively at Deo.
- You stand up from the floor.
- Charlatan flashes a deadly strike at Deo!
- You stop fighting Deo.
- Charlatan backs away from Deo, hands raised.
- Deo throws a clumsy blow at Charlatan.
- Deo backs away from Charlatan, hands raised.
- Torn spits at you.
- Torn says, "GO."
- The door to the hallway swings shut.
- Charlatan asks, "Do you have any food?"
- Charlatan exclaims, "My, I'm famished!"
- Torn exclaims, "NO!"
- Torn pushes you.
- Torn growls.
- A SARS-infested concubine arrives from the door to the hallway.
- You bow.
- Charlatan [to the SARS-infested concubine]: Greetings, concubine!
- SARS-infested concubine asks, "What seems to be the problem Deo?"
- Torn says, "GET HIM OUT."
- Charlatan [to the SARS-infested concubine]: I come to sell fine goods from the Eastern lands.
- Torn points at you.
- Deo says, "This man should not be in here Charlatan needs to leave"
- Torn says, "NO HE'S A RAPIST"
- From the door to the hallway, you hear a loud knock.
- Charlatan [to the SARS-infested concubine]: They have made repeat threats on my person!
- Charlatan opens the door to the hallway.
- McBain arrives from the door to the hallway.
- Torn says, "DONT ANSWER OUR DOORS"
- McBain closes the door to the hallway.
- Torn asks, "WHOS THIS?"
- McBain asks, "We got a call there was a problem here?"
- SARS-infested concubine says, "A cop."
- Charlatan [to Torn]: Sorry, I was trying to be polite!
- McBain [to Deo]: What's the situation?
- You bow to McBain.
- Torn spits at you.
- Torn growls.
- Deo [to McBain]: Charlatan is trespassin
- McBain opens the door to the hallway.
- McBain attacks you!
- McBain heads through the door to the hallway.
- McBain arrives from the door to the hallway.
- Charlatan [to McBain]: Master McBain! I have heard rumors of your strength in the mead halls!
- McBain attacks you!
- You rush aggressively at McBain.
- McBain calmly lines up his samaritan at Charlatan.
- Charlatan throws a clumsy blow at McBain.
- [C/M] McBain knocks Charlatan's punch aside.
- [ Stopped attack. ]
- [ -31 19/50 ] So cold... Your back!
- [ -7 12/50 ] OW! Your back!
- [M###C] Charlatan shudders; McBain's samaritan shot blasts a gaping hole through his back!
- OUCH! The pain makes you fumble your attack.
- You wince and shrug off the shock.
- Charlatan inhales sharply as his eyes roll back into his head.
- [ queued 'door' ]
- [ -17 17/500 ] Shit.
- Tendrils of thick black fog erupt from Charlatan's mouth like ghostly tentacles, swirling as they fill the room with darkness.
- You grunt and strain under your heavy load.
- You try to escape from McBain!
- You head through the door to the hallway.
- You head through the door to the hallway.
- You got away!
- _|_|_|_||| Lobby (bradbury) 8:10am
- _|_|`'_||| The words 'faded grandeur' were coined for this place. Seven
- _|[]()<>|| stories of apartments surround a central atrium, each a wraparound
- _|_|[]_||| balcony with wrought iron railings. A pair of elevators, broken
- _|_|_|_||| for years, rise on either side of the terraces. What was once a
- lovely garden is now a packed-flat refuse dump choked with dead
- weeds. Far overhead, a smashed out greenhouse roof does nothing to protect
- from the elements. Morning light through the dusty windows bathes the room.
- A stained plaid sofa sits against the wall. A stained plaid sofa sits against
- the wall.
- A sign over the door to the north reads 'Showers'. A heavy steel door is set
- into the west wall. A wide wrought iron staircase leads up to the first floor.
- A metal trapdoor is set in a corner of the floor. It is covered in green
- crusty stains.
- There's an automat against one wall. A security cam is mounted high on the
- wall. A helpful electronic display is mounted on the wall ('read display').
- There's an old chair on the floor.
- Roy Poorman is standing here.
- [ Exits: north east south west < up +down(trapdoor) ]
- You empty your mind and let the mutation take over...
- Charlatan's eyes roll back and his face contorts silently.
- Afterwards:
- [][][] Apt 314 (helliday inn) 8:12am
- []//[] Morning light through the dusty windows bathes the room.
- [][]()
- [ Exits: +in(trophy room door) +in(shower door) +in(closet door) out(door to the hallway) ]
- The door to the hallway swings open.
- The C3-50 attacks you!
- A C3-50 arrives from the door to the hallway.
- The C3-50 swings its shock baton at Charlatan in a brutal strike.
- You carefully engage the C3-50, with regret for your pacifist principles.
- Charlatan throws a clumsy blow at the C3-50.
- The C3-50 attacks you!
- A C3-50 arrives on the C3-50's heels.
- Health [ 12/50 ]
- Thirst [ 0/500 ]
- Hunger [ 134/500 ]
- Stress [ 45/500 ]
- You're WANTED!
- [BRDB] [ 15/200 ]
- [FCPD] [ 10/200 ]
- Prison time.
- Then came the mails!
- 257 on Charlatan (#297934) // Fri Jul 3 22:50:22 2009 CDT
- // From: Torn
- You, are a bastard. you know that? >:(. I swear to God if anyone terrorizes
- us like you did.....
- ______________________________________________________________________________
- After telling her I would probably have left after 30 seconds if I didn't find the anger funny, I got this one:
- 258 on Charlatan (#297934) // Fri Jul 3 22:52:12 2009 CDT
- // From: Torn
- We're poor. Hilariously insulting? Hilarious? Ha. Right. What state do you
- live in? We'll settle this guy to chick.
- ______________________________________________________________________________
- When asked if she was serious:
- 260 on Charlatan (#297934) // Fri Jul 3 22:56:49 2009 CDT
- // From: Torn
- Oh no, I'm serious. :). I don't like being fucked with. And you better not
- post that bullshit anywhere.
- ______________________________________________________________________________
- Well, here we go.
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