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Aug 22nd, 2009
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  1. HulkHogan says, "HELLO, KIRLIAN"
  2. HulkHogan says, "OK LOL"
  3. HulkHogan says, "WUT DO U THINK U COULD BRIN TO DRS"
  4. Kirlian says, "Explosions, mostly."
  5. HulkHogan says, "OK, THIS SOUNDS PROMISING"
  6. HulkHogan asks, "do u fancy urself a proper hulkadoodiac?"
  7. HulkHogan says, "as in, do you eat your vitamins, say your prayers and train hard"
  8. HulkHogan says, "and also believe in yourself"
  9. Kirlian says, "Yes on all counts. I also pity fools, but that has no bearign at the moment."
  10. HulkHogan says, "alright"
  11. HulkHogan says, "well, the decision is in"
  12. HulkHogan says, "welcome"
  13. You rush Kirlian in a berserker attack!
  14. HulkHogan flashes a deadly punch at Kirlian!
  15. Sargo smashes the glass cover of the emergency switch on the wall, and jams down the switch.
  16. Steel gratings rattle down on rails and snap shut over the doors and windows.
  17. Kirlian attacks you!
  18. Kirlian throws a clumsy blow at HulkHogan.
  19. [ Stopped attack. ]
  20. HulkHogan grabs Kirlian's shoulders and leans back, tensing his neck...
  21. HulkHogan says, "to the own zone"
  22. A loud siren starts blaring through the room, rising and falling.
  23. HulkHogan SLAMs his forehead into Kirlian's!
  24. Kirlian looks stunned.
  25. HulkHogan says, "population: you"
  26. Kirlian falls to the ground and passes out.
  27.  
  28. player HulkHogan [ 100% ] hunger pee caff (attacking Kirlian)
  29. player Gristle_McThornbody [ 100% ] stress horny thirst pee
  30. player Tash [ 100% ] thirst
  31. player Logle [ 100% ] caff
  32. player Kirlian [ 13% ] thirst
  33. npc Sargo [ 100% ]
  34. [H##K] HulkHogan's iron fist crunches into Kirlian's head!
  35. Kirlian looks stunned.
  36. HulkHogan flashes a deadly punch at Kirlian!
  37. You shudder briefly with remorse and guilt at the life you just snuffed out.
  38. [ -165 165/500 ] GODDAMMIT!
  39. [ You didn't earn any XP for that. ]
  40. The body of Kirlian's limbs twitch feebly; she coughs weakly, and moves no more.
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