Cthulhu

/**
 *  < moo >
 * -----------
 *       \   ^__^
 *        \  (oo)\_______
 *           (__)\       )\/\
 *               ||----w |
 *               ||     ||
 *
 */
public class Cow {

    public Cow() {
        System.out.println("Moo!");
    }

    public static String say(String message) {

        String cow = "";

        cow += "  < " + message + " >\n ";
        for (int i = 0; i < message.length() + 6; i++) {
            cow += "-";
        }
        cow += "\n";

        cow += "  \\   ^__^ \n   \\  (oo)\\_______\n      (__)\\       )\\/\n           ||----w |\n           ||     ||";

        return cow;
    }

}