Please Don't Get A Vive - (Keep Yourself Alive - Queen)

I was told a million times
Of janky early access games
But I never found a demo
That I still wanted to play
But if I saw a million Steam sales
And I browsed a million aisles
Then I'd still be where I started
Piece of hardware to revile
I was with a million backers
In a Kickstarter campaign
But I never bought the headset
I decided to abstain
Well they say the devs are telling you
You need to have VR
But I tell you just be satisfied
It's still not up to par

Please don't get a Vive
Please don't get a Vive
Save all of your time and money
Honey you'll survive

Well I've done a million upgrades
To get more frames when I play
And I bought a million others
Just to see them in 4K
Give me graphics and some speed
To feed my ego when I post
But I don't need useless hardware
Only there so I can boast
I was told a million times
Of all the innovative games
But I still can't find a damn thing
That I actually want to play
But if I saw a million Steam sales
And I browsed a million aisles
Then I'd still be where I started
Same as when I started

Please don't get a Vive
Please don't get a Vive
Save all of your time and money
Honey you'll survive

Please don't get a Vive
Please don't get a Vive
Save all of your time and money
And you'll be satisfied

Do the games get better every day?
No they're just releasing more overpriced kusoge

Please don't get a Vive
Please don't get a Vive
You take your time and save more money
Just don't get a Vive

Please don't get a Vive
Please don't get a Vive
All you people please don't get a Vive

Please don't get a Vive
Please don't get a Vive
Save all of your time and money
And you'll be satisfied

Please don't get a Vive
Please don't get a Vive
All you people please don't get a Vive

Save all of your time and money honey
You will survive
Please don't get a Vive