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>So this is how the revolt came to be.

>be norman.
>Day three before the revolt
>You wake up and get dress.
>God, todays is gonna be a good day.
>You come in to your parents room.
>"anyone home"
>Then you realized your parents are dead.
>How are you not in socal sevieces but somehow your not.
>"Fuck"
>You go down stairs and plop your ass down and watch some TV
>You here a knock on the door. Oh god what.
>You get up and answer the door. Reviling a  deep green man, He had no face. Only having a File not found as his face.
"Hello my friend." said the man.
>You just stare at him. Scared  out of your fucking mind. I mean god damn look at him.
"May i come in"
>You just open the door wider and let him in
>god this is creepy.
>the deep green man just sits down on the couch.
>You snap out of you daze and ask very bluntly  >"who the fuck are you?"
"Oh do forgive me. My name is anon."
>"nice to meet you anon, my name is norman, So why are you here."
>you walk over and take a seat right next to him.
"Well. I been looking for you.I wanted to talk to you for a moment beacuse I got a deal that you won't refuse."
>He pulls out a briefcase right out of is ass and opens it up.
"I can give you all of this if you lead a revolt in this shithole of a town you call Egdevil or what ever the fuck you call it."
>"why"
"Because I will raep all of your wafius If you don't"
>"okay. I accept."
>He pushes you the breifcase.
>you open in reviling 10 mil.
"Also if the revolt fails In 6 months I rape the reamidning women."
>God fucking damn it. whose gonna help me out.
>Fuck it I'll get my friends to see If they will help out.
End.