How to Write Polish Good

This was an attempt at writing in my native language, the resulting text is after another Anon Google Translated my text.

> Make Anon.
> Live in purple pony.
> After the roll in the morning in the city can be inside the tree.
> "Anon, I want you to help me with something."
> Whore ponies, always want something from you.
> In particular, this book is clever tripod.
"What is this Twilight time?"
> Suddenly you see here changes in expression, her eyelids flutter and she gives your eyes a bedroom.
> "I need a sample."
"What-?"
> Before you complete the word train you feel a tug at your bird as zip is magically go back.
> Do you feel your flop handle knob of your pants legs like Twilight moves to each other.
> Suddenly takes its gigantic length of the average expression on her face.
> Begins to bob her head back and forth as she sucks you.
> It will not be long before you evacuate in the Tongue.
> She has a plant in her face and carries it to the pipe.
> Twilight symphonies its charge into the tube and closes open it.
> Back to you smiles and frowns.
> "Thanks Anon, that everything you need, I'll see you later today."
> She turns away from you and leaves.
> Today was a strange week.