Welcome to the Concave Earth/Glass Sky Truth Group!
In this group you will learn the shocking evidence that the very "planet" you thought you lived "on" is about as true as the Easter Bunny. Yes, you can thank Carl Sagan and Neil DeAss for telling you all the new fairy tales, and of course, what would believing in fairy tales be without believing in NASAnta Claus, right?
So don't cry, okay? I remember telling my best childhood friend there wasn't a Santa Claus, and he shed many a tear. But you are older, more civilized and mature, right? I mean you can handle the sobering news. It's like this: you are IN a hollow ball. The sun, moon, planets and even stars are sharing your space as well, and get this - there is a GLASS CEILING to the sky.
Now before you get mad and start telling me how crazy I am, just remember this: what did I ever do to you to get so you mad at me? I'm just telling you the truth. I mean you still get NASANTA presents, you just now realize they don't come from some magical agency that "claims" to take extra large garbage cans to the moon, and that launch these extra large garbage cans in "OUTER" space to record data.
I'll bet though, that you have the capacity to accept something that seems so absurd and foreign because deep down inside you feel a slightly nasty, slightly numbed itch that didn't get scratched for a very long time. And maybe you built upon this itch walls of comfort in order to deny that the itch was even there. Like, did you ever stop to think just how satellites are giving you crisp images of the earth from 23,000 miles away? What if they were at a more plausible distance, say 62 miles? What if they didn't really have to have the incredulous intelligence to move in sync with the "rotating" earth, and were merely ATTACHED TO the SKY?
Wow, now that's pretty far-fetched now, isn't it? This is like beyond insanity, this is outright numb-skulled buffoonery that would make even Jerome Horowitz (Curly Howard) look like an erudite ivy-leaguer with honors! Well, then actually, I am quite proud to be considered by you as that total fucked-up whacky hexnut-for-brains, retard fool because I know that the foolishness of God is infinitely wiser than the "wisdom" of men, and I can be awarded someday as the most idiotic fool this world has ever known.
And I take extreme pleasure in knowing that other hexnut-for-brain retards are actually sensibly listening to me more and more each day! It's the latest craze, the hexnut-for-brain-scientific-glass-birefringent-sky-concave-nutshell-earth-revolutionary-revival of the 21st century and beyond! And it will continue to increase to viral levels until all the megacryometoers (ice falling from the glass sky) plummet on all the Sam Horowitz's (Shemp Howard) heads out there (Shemp sucked), when the helical (cylindrical) orbital sun that revolves around inside the STATIONARY earth stops!
Soooooooooo...in the meantime, until martial law is invoked (May 15, 2015 *source U.S. Dept of Justice), and the entire population is directed to take shelter underground in deep bases for dummies (DUMBs), or herded to FEMA detention internment facilities for their insolent and dissident behavior - you, my semi-incorrigible friend, have the pleasure of finally knowing the truth. So put on your hexnut-for-brain retard megacryometeor resistant hats with glass coating and be one of God's proud fools today!
-SJC