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- Brad The Impaler !!eEjYwXYKWZp
- 2013-06-01
- >be Brad
- >it's Twilight's birthday today
- >she'll be coming over soon
- >you've decided to cook lobster for her
- >check on the water
- >it's boiling frothingly
- >excellent; should be well on its way when she gets here
- >hear some kind of rattling behind you
- >turn around
- >just the lobster in the bag on the counter
- >it must be rattling around inside the bag
- >you're about to pick it up, but pause
- >the tip of its tail is sticking out the top
- >it swishes around a bit
- >slowly
- >languidly
- >like it wants something
- >you hold the lobster up in the air
- >unsheath it from the bag
- >there it stands in its thick black shell
- >you can see more in this softer light than you could in the store
- >the way its crustaceous curves all meld together
- >the beady black eyes that stare cluelessly back at you
- >gently you slide one of your fingers along its belly
- >it moves quickly
- >suddenly you pull it back
- >the lobster had tried to swipe at you with its claw
- "Oooh, down girl" you purr at her.
- >this one clearly likes to play rough
- >(and the storekeeper did say it was female).
- >you set it back on the counter and untie the bands from its pincers
- "When I fuck," you whisper to the lobster, "I fuck unprotected".
- >the lobster tries to snap at you again, claws you
- >quick with your hands, you clasp the pincer together
- >let it dangle pathetically by its arm in the air
- >you lift behind it and lift the tail up, looking close
- >sure enough, there's that tiny little hole
- >suddenly feel something on your ear
- "AHHH!"
- >the lobster's claws are wrapped around it
- >quickly you grab the steak tenderizer on the counter
- >pulling the lobster away from your ear, you bring the hammer down
- >you hear its arm break with a SNAP!
- >you feel the pincers dislode from your ear
- >holding the lobster at arms length, you smile at it
- >slowly you unzip your pants
- >slam the crustacean down against the table
- >bring yourself up against it
- >"Let's see how you like the other yellow meat."
- >you press forward hard with your cock against the lobster
- >it flails its pincers foward
- >somehow after a few pushes you manage to fit your cock inside
- >what a tight, wet hole this is
- >slightly colder than you're used to, but that's alright
- >slowly your cock tears apart the insides of this hapless lobster
- >her tail brushes frantically against your pelvis
- >her many legs tickle your balls
- >by now your cock its 3/4ths of the way inside
- >you must be halfway inside this creature's whole body
- >still, though, it tries to fight back
- >snapping its claws to and fro in front of it
- "What a feisty girl you are," you tell her.
- "I wonder how feisty the male ones are..."
- >you feel yourself close to cumming
- >wrapping your hands around the lobster, you pull it off the counter
- >you bring it down hard and fast on your cock as you walk over
- >the boiling pot is set on a gas burner on the floor
- >you drive yourself harder into the lobster
- >if it had vocal cords, it'd be screamingly so loudly
- >slowly you draw the lid off the pot
- >pulling the lobster across your whole length, you feel yourself cumming
- >sweating as you shoot out, you realize you're filling the lobster too quickly
- >pulling it off your cock, you let more cum shoot across its back
- >some of it lands in the boiling water
- >you let the crustacean slip out of your hands into the boiling water
- >bending over the pot, you groan as the last of your cum shoots out into it
- >you lean your arm against the wall and catch your breath
- >watching the lobster cook, you smile
- "BRAD?!!"
- >you jump and turn around
- >there's Twilight, standing across the kitchen
- >and there you are standing over boiling lobster with your semi-hard cock out
- >she looks confused and terrified
- "Uhhh..." you try to drone out.
- "...I was led to believe this is how the French do it?"
- END
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