WW2: How it went down

a bunch of 1st graders are slapping each other over a box of cookies
nothing really happens, it's just sort of back and forth
then Japan, one of the big 3 bullies of the class goes over and slaps the kid who's staying out of it, America
the big kid twitches, and walks out of the class for a few minutes
he then walks back in with a baseball bat with a nail on it
He then walks around smacking the bullies and their friends into they fall into a coma and have to go into intensive care
the other kids just trudge along and finish things up, slowly regaining strength
then Japan refuses to give up, sticking his tounge out at America, and running under a desk
America leaves again, this time coming back with a tank of propane and a lighter
he then runs over to Japan, throws the entire tank on him, and sets him on fire
he then walks over to his new friends to enjoy the cookies they won
except Russia, the wierd kid, and America have to share
and they get mad
but that's a whole other story