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- [16:20:41] <@GX-18> [79] TP Chat Glator: rebel darling
- [16:20:43] <@GX-25> [73] TP Chat Rebel[M4]: yes
- [16:20:48] <@GX-12> [79] TP Chat Glator: want a camper ride
- [16:20:51] <@GX-21> [73] TP Chat Rebel[M4]: why not
- [16:20:54] <@GX-05> [79] TP Chat Glator: gipv
- [16:21:10] <@GX-28> [73] Rebel[M4]: this is better
- [16:21:14] <@GX-12> [79] Glator: did you brush your teeth today
- [16:21:19] <@GX-27> [73] Rebel[M4]: yes i did
- [16:21:22] <@GX-06> [73] Rebel[M4]: when i woke up
- [16:21:23] <@GX-09> [79] Glator: cool can i get a head
- [16:21:29] <@GX-29> [73] Rebel[M4]: yes
- [16:21:35] <@GX-18> [79] Glator: screenshoted
- [16:21:43] <@GX-20> [79] Glator: xD
- [16:21:53] <@GX-18> [73] Rebel[M4]: your cock tastes good
- [16:21:58] <@GX-02> [79] Glator: thanks man
- [16:22:11] <@GX-16> [79] Glator: i take care of it a lot
- [16:22:14] <@GX-21> [73] Rebel[M4]: i can tell
- [16:22:25] <@GX-18> [79] Glator: did it break any of your teeth somehow?
- [16:22:29] <@GX-03> [79] Glator: apologies if it did
- [16:22:30] <@GX-05> [73] Rebel[M4]: which lotion do you use to keep it so soft?
- [16:22:44] <@GX-12> [79] Glator: i spread my semen on it
- [16:22:45] <@GX-13> [73] Rebel[M4]: luckily it didn't
- [16:22:54] <@GX-05> [73] Rebel[M4]: hmm i see
- [16:23:00] <@GX-07> [73] Rebel[M4]: i've used it on hair
- [16:23:03] <@GX-15> [73] Rebel[M4]: works well oo
- [16:23:05] <@GX-20> [79] Glator: you should have noticed the taste
- [16:23:17] <@GX-13> [73] Rebel[M4]: i have never tasted cum so i couldn't tell
- [16:23:23] <@GX-02> [79] Glator: oh
- [16:23:26] <@GX-08> [79] Glator: i feel bad for you
- [16:23:31] <@GX-28> [73] Rebel[M4]: this is my first time blowing someone
- [16:23:35] <@GX-04> [79] Glator: ohh
- [16:23:43] <@GX-29> [79] Glator: cum tastes like a curry
- [16:23:48] <@GX-08> [73] Rebel[M4]: oo
- [16:23:53] <@GX-26> [79] Glator: but after you fry it you know
- [16:23:58] <@GX-06> [73] Rebel[M4]: i see
- [16:24:04] <@GX-27> [79] Glator: i like cooking my steak on a cum oil
- [16:24:12] <@GX-26> [73] Rebel[M4]: wow that's a whole new level
- [16:24:16] <@GX-10> [73] Rebel[M4]: is it good+
- [16:24:19] <@GX-18> [79] Glator: yea
- [16:24:27] <@GX-11> [73] Rebel[M4]: you should send the tip to gordon ramsey
- [16:24:31] <@GX-25> [79] Glator: i like taking things to a whole new level, possibly even a galaxy
- [16:24:38] <@GX-17> [73] Rebel[M4]: maybe he will make salmon fillet with cumsauce
- [16:24:49] <@GX-24> [79] Glator: gordon ramsay would like a sample of my cock meat if i suggest him
- [16:24:51] <@GX-29> [73] Rebel[M4]: as his special dish
- [16:25:05] <@GX-29> [79] Glator: so that he could identify what actually produces that delicious delicasy
- [16:25:14] <@GX-04> [73] Rebel[M4]: so salmon fillet in cumsauce with a side dish of glators dick?
- [16:25:26] <@GX-16> [79] Glator: i feel like extracting some semen lotion for his wrinkled forehead
- [16:25:40] <@GX-29> [79] Glator: u feel me bruh?
- [16:25:42] <@GX-05> [73] Rebel[M4]: this will definitely make his forehead smoother
- [16:25:45] <@GX-11> [73] Rebel[M4]: of course
- [16:25:49] <@GX-03> [79] Glator: i bet it will
- [16:26:08] <@GX-10> [79] Glator: i can even consider sending it to the obamas.
- [16:26:12] <@GX-24> [73] Rebel[M4]: damn
- [16:26:19] <@GX-14> [73] Rebel[M4]: so he will turn white?
- [16:26:24] <@GX-27> [79] Glator: but then they will call me racist for trying to make them white
- [16:26:30] <@GX-21> [73] Rebel[M4]: i feel you
- [16:26:34] <@GX-08> [79] Glator: exactly
- [16:26:44] <@GX-05> [79] Glator: it has never failed with its objective
- [16:26:48] <@GX-13> [73] Rebel[M4]: you should try replacing coffe cream with cum
- [16:27:01] <@GX-15> [79] Glator: i cant thank you more for this suggestion man
- [16:27:19] <@GX-25> [73] Rebel[M4]: might give you some extra freshness
- [16:27:26] <@GX-21> [79] Glator: bet it will sir
- [16:27:43] <@GX-24> [73] Rebel[M4]: i've heard if you rub some semen on your hemorrhoids, it will cure them
- [16:27:43] <@GX-25> [79] Glator: i heard you like humping on a cow steak
- [16:27:51] <@GX-13> [79] Glator: it does?
- [16:27:53] <@GX-27> [73] Rebel[M4]: yep
- [16:28:04] <@GX-30> [79] Glator: seems its the time to gain some hemmorrhoids
- [16:28:13] <@GX-29> [73] Rebel[M4]: true
- [16:28:21] <@GX-08> [73] Rebel[M4]: nah i don't like cow steak
- [16:28:24] <@GX-18> [79] Glator: why
- [16:28:27] <@GX-02> [73] Rebel[M4]: i like blueberry pie
- [16:28:36] <@GX-29> [73] Rebel[M4]: easier to hump it
- [16:28:41] <@GX-14> [79] Glator: they are smooth for a dick
- [16:28:50] <@GX-10> [73] Rebel[M4]: nah blueberry pie is better
- [16:28:59] <@GX-04> [21] Nancy[ATM]: hello, it's me
- [16:29:00] <@GX-05> [79] Glator: hmm
- [16:29:07] <@GX-02> [73] Rebel[M4]: so later you find some blueberries stuck under your foreskin
- [16:29:15] <@GX-22> [73] Rebel[M4]: it will have some semen on it as well
- [16:29:17] <@GX-02> [79] Glator: damn nice
- [16:29:18] <@GX-06> [73] Rebel[M4]: so you can eat it
- [16:29:27] <@GX-21> [73] Rebel[M4]: and be healthy for life
- [16:29:34] <@GX-09> [79] Glator: bet it will do the deal sir
- [16:29:39] <@GX-19> [73] Rebel[M4]: yep
- [16:29:41] <@GX-29> [21] Nancy[ATM]: NOTICE ME SENPAIS
- [16:29:42] <@GX-06> [21] Nancy[ATM]: WTF
- [16:29:53] <@GX-04> [73] Rebel[M4]: hang on nancy, we have a serious topic here
- [16:29:53] <@GX-05> * Glator (ID:79) reaches to nancy's titties
- [16:29:56] <@GX-13> [79] Glator: omfg
- [16:30:06] <@GX-21> [79] Glator: that was supposed to me /cb
- [16:30:18] <@GX-10> [73] Rebel[M4]: lmao
- [16:30:18] <@GX-11> [79] Glator: haha
- [16:30:28] <@GX-26> [73] Rebel[M4]: i was thinking of opening a semen restaurant here in estonia
- [16:30:39] <@GX-17> [79] Glator: it will make you a billionaire overnight
- [16:30:45] <@GX-29> [73] Rebel[M4]: could you help me think of some dishes?
- [16:30:56] <@GX-21> [73] Rebel[M4]: semen pancake is what i've thought of
- [16:30:58] <@GX-29> [79] Glator: yea semen on fish
- [16:31:25] <@GX-21> [73] Rebel[M4]: i was thinking of trying to make semen cheese as well
- [16:31:29] <@GX-04> [79] Glator: we feed rats with semen of 2 white 2 black 2 asian and to polar bears
- [16:31:38] <@GX-05> [79] Glator: they we will fry it on a oil
- [16:31:46] <@GX-28> [79] Glator: and serve it to the plate
- [16:31:46] <@GX-29> [73] Rebel[M4]: oo so it's a mixture of different race's semen?
- [16:31:50] <@GX-07> [79] Glator: yea
- [16:31:51] <@GX-10> [73] Rebel[M4]: interesting
- [16:32:00] <@GX-05> [79] Glator: so people can taste the cock tail
- [16:32:03] <@GX-11> [79] Glator: COCK
- [16:32:06] <@GX-24> [73] Rebel[M4]: i wonder if different race's semen taste different
- [16:32:27] <@GX-25> [79] Glator: yea once i tasted the semen of a racoon
- [16:32:35] <@GX-27> [73] Rebel[M4]: oh damn
- [16:32:39] <@GX-08> [79] Glator: trust me it was one of the heavenliest feeling i ever had
- [16:32:56] <@GX-05> [73] Rebel[M4]: i should ask the jackass dudes how horse's semen tastes like
- [16:33:02] <@GX-04> [73] Rebel[M4]: if it's worth using on food
- [16:33:07] <@GX-20> [79] Glator: you can ask that to urban colombians too
- [16:33:13] <@GX-07> [79] Glator: they nail and rail donkeys all the time
- [16:33:19] <@GX-20> [73] Rebel[M4]: ramn
- [16:33:21] <@GX-26> [73] Rebel[M4]: damn
- [16:33:28] <@GX-24> [73] Rebel[M4]: you seem to know a lot about semen
- [16:33:35] <@GX-20> [79] Glator: lorsemen is very lucky
- [16:33:52] <@GX-16> [79] Glator: dont you think?
- [16:33:56] <@GX-03> [73] Rebel[M4]: might call you Glator, the Semenator
- [16:34:09] <@GX-25> [79] Glator: or call me the pussy destroyer
- [16:34:25] <@GX-29> [73] Rebel[M4]: well pussy fluids are a whole new thing
- [16:34:30] <@GX-14> [79] Glator: i wouldnt mind being called anal ripper at times
- [16:34:46] <@GX-26> [73] Rebel[M4]: if i could ever choose myself a new nickname
- [16:34:58] <@GX-11> [79] Glator: the narrower the hole, the better the peneteration
- [16:35:18] <@GX-19> [79] Glator: what would the name be sir
- [16:35:25] <@GX-13> [73] Rebel[M4]: it would be DankVaginaPenetrator31
- [16:35:34] <@GX-15> [79] Glator: it sounds so kinky
- [16:35:46] <@GX-18> [73] Rebel[M4]: it sounds something that bitches would drip to
- [16:35:57] <@GX-08> [79] Glator: omg
- [16:36:08] <@GX-03> [79] Glator: shall we call nancy and queen and test the nickname on them
- [16:36:14] <@GX-24> [73] Rebel[M4]: yes why not
- [16:36:15] <@GX-27> [79] Glator: we have ariana grande too
- [16:36:24] <@GX-23> [73] Rebel[M4]: lets call them somewhere
- [16:36:27] <@GX-30> [79] Glator: yes
- [16:36:51] <@GX-27> [79] TP Chat Glator: Nancy Alam
- [16:36:57] <@GX-18> [73] TP Chat Rebel[M4]: nancy could you join me and glator for a second
- [16:37:04] <@GX-14> [21] TP Chat Nancy[ATM]: Why do you need me now
- [16:37:05] <@GX-18> [21] TP Chat Nancy[ATM]: :(
- [16:37:09] <@GX-25> [79] TP Chat Glator: can you gipv me for a second, i need to test this invention we did
- [16:37:11] <@GX-28> [73] TP Chat Rebel[M4]: to test something
- [16:37:16] <@GX-15> [21] TP Chat Nancy[ATM]: Wow ...
- [16:37:27] <@GX-12> [21] Nancy[ATM]: wut
- [16:37:32] <@GX-26> [79] Glator: rebel do the deed sir
- [16:37:37] <@GX-18> [73] Rebel[M4]: hey
- [16:37:40] <@GX-30> [73] Rebel[M4]: so basically
- [16:37:45] <@GX-17> [73] Rebel[M4]: if you would hear a name like
- [16:37:51] <@GX-04> [73] Rebel[M4]: DankVaginaPenetrator31
- [16:37:57] <@GX-18> [73] Rebel[M4]: what would be your first emotions
- [16:38:00] <@GX-03> [79] Glator: she is dripping already
- [16:38:05] <@GX-17> [73] Rebel[M4]: i can feel it
- [16:38:17] <@GX-21> [73] Rebel[M4]: u see
- [16:38:11] <@GX-02> [21] Nancy[ATM]: Lol
- [16:38:12] <@GX-08> [21] Nancy[ATM]: No wtf
- [16:38:20] <@GX-27> [79] Glator: is this camper sinking from inside
- [16:38:23] <@GX-10> [73] Rebel[M4]: she is instantly denying it
- [16:38:30] <@GX-06> [73] Rebel[M4]: which means it actually works
- [16:38:36] <@GX-22> [79] Glator: it literally does sir
- [16:38:43] <@GX-10> [73] Rebel[M4]: damn, we are inventors, Glator, the Semenator
- [16:38:43] <@GX-11> [21] Nancy[ATM]: lmao wtf guys :3
- [16:39:04] <@GX-14> [79] Glator: yes sir Rebel the DankVaginaPeneterator31
- [16:39:21] <@GX-13> [73] Rebel[M4]: amazing
- [16:39:26] <@GX-30> [73] Rebel[M4]: a whole new way to get women
- [16:39:36] <@GX-05> [79] Glator: literally
- [16:39:38] <@GX-09> [73] Rebel[M4]: thank you
- [16:39:47] <@GX-03> [73] Rebel[M4]: we sould try it on ariana too
- [16:39:55] <@GX-18> [21] Nancy[ATM]: lol
- [16:40:04] <@GX-19> [73] Rebel[M4]: whad do you think?
- [16:40:08] <@GX-12> [79] Glator: horny seven is looking at our project from the space
- [16:40:08] <@GX-14> [73] Rebel[M4]: what*
- [16:40:09] <@GX-18> [21] Nancy[ATM]: wtf guys whatever
- [16:40:34] <@GX-05> [79] Glator: should we bring GxTempId53 here give him company take heads from him and eject him
- [16:40:44] <@GX-07> [73] Rebel[M4]: yes
- [16:40:47] <@GX-16> [73] Rebel[M4]: definitely
- [16:40:53] <@GX-03> [73] Rebel[M4]: let him taste the semenator
- [16:41:25] <@GX-17> [73] Rebel[M4]: we need a bigger vehicle, this one is so full of vaginal fluids
- [16:41:36] <@GX-15> [79] Glator: yea i feel it
- [16:41:42] <@GX-03> [79] Glator: vehicle like sultan works?
- [16:41:54] <@GX-10> [73] Rebel[M4]: maybe huntley, bitches like big cars
- [16:41:55] <@GX-14> [79] Glator: we might need to swap it constantly
- [16:42:01] <@GX-09> [79] Glator: yea
- [16:42:07] <@GX-27> [79] Glator: big dicks and big cars are the must
- [16:42:10] <@GX-05> [73] Rebel[M4]: yep
- [16:42:22] <@GX-05> [21] Nancy[ATM]: back
- [16:42:29] <@GX-22> [79] Glator: come mr dank
- [16:42:29] <@GX-26> [73] Rebel[M4]: oh
- [16:42:35] <@GX-18> [21] Nancy[ATM]: oo
- [16:42:37] <@GX-23> [73] Rebel[M4]: she is sitting next to you now
- [16:42:44] <@GX-11> [79] Glator: yea she needs it
- [16:42:48] <@GX-22> [79] Glator: bad
- [16:42:49] <@GX-24> [21] Nancy[ATM]: no
- [16:42:51] <@GX-04> [21] Nancy[ATM]: fkoff
- [16:42:51] <@GX-05> [73] Rebel[M4]: she needs it indeed
- [16:42:56] <@GX-18> [73] Rebel[M4]: i can tell
- [16:42:59] <@GX-28> [21] Nancy[ATM]: in your dreams guys...
- [16:43:04] <@GX-13> [79] Glator: a blind would tell mr dank
- [16:43:08] <@GX-25> [21] Nancy[ATM]: lol
- [16:43:15] <@GX-15> [73] Rebel[M4]: don't let your dreams be dreams
- [16:43:16] <@GX-17> [79] Glator: nancy i nail a donkey in my dream
- [16:43:21] <@GX-30> [73] Rebel[M4]: just do it
- [16:43:22] <@GX-02> [21] Nancy[ATM]: wow rude
- [16:43:28] <@GX-23> [73] Rebel[M4]: i nail a chicken
- [16:43:30] <@GX-29> [21] Nancy[ATM]: rebel, i dreamed to marry you
- [16:43:30] <@GX-30> [73] Rebel[M4]: you know
- [16:43:34] <@GX-12> [73] Rebel[M4]: it's small
- [16:43:39] <@GX-24> [79] Glator: yeah, sometimes a rat works fine too
- [16:43:41] <@GX-28> [73] Rebel[M4]: easy to get
- [16:43:45] <@GX-10> [79] Glator: at occassions
- [16:43:48] <@GX-17> [73] Rebel[M4]: rat breaks when i nail it
- [16:43:48] <@GX-18> [79] Glator: like thanks giving
- [16:44:15] <@GX-24> [21] Nancy[ATM]: noob glator
- [16:44:24] <@GX-16> [79] Glator: nancy do you want me to make you feel alive
- [16:44:26] <@GX-24> [73] Rebel[M4]: have you tried nailing walrus tho?
- [16:44:29] <@GX-02> [79] Glator: in the heaven
- [16:44:36] <@GX-24> [79] Glator: Walrus are smooth
- [16:44:37] <@GX-25> [21] Nancy[ATM]: no glator
- [16:44:47] <@GX-22> [73] Rebel[M4]: it blew me once, his two big teeth scratched my donger
- [16:45:03] <@GX-24> [79] Glator: nancy now you can get the fuck outta this car :D
- [16:45:09] <@GX-07> [21] Nancy[ATM]: wow rude af
- [16:45:10] <@GX-11> [21] Nancy[ATM]: idiots
- [16:45:05] <@GX-28> * Glator (ID:79) ejected Nancy[ATM] (ID:21) from their vehicle
- [16:45:05] <@GX-29> * Glator (ID:79) ejected Rebel[M4] (ID:73) from their vehicle
- [16:45:10] <@GX-09> [73] Rebel[M4]: fuck you glator
- [16:45:15] <@GX-22> [79] Glator: Rebel what the hell sir
- [16:45:16] <@GX-25> * Rebel[M4] died (Splat)
- [16:45:18] <@GX-29> [79] Glator: i didnt eject yu
- [16:45:20] <@GX-30> [73] Rebel[M4]: u did
- [16:45:24] <@GX-11> [73] Rebel[M4]: noob semenator
- [16:45:35] <@GX-14> [79] Glator: sorry sir
- [16:45:36] <@GX-20> [73] Rebel[M4]: hello sir
- [16:45:43] <@GX-04> [73] Rebel[M4]: so where were we
- [16:45:57] <@GX-12> [79] Glator: Nancy was being nailed
- [16:46:02] <@GX-27> [73] Rebel[M4]: i see
- [16:46:02] <@GX-24> [21] Nancy[ATM]: no
- [16:46:05] <@GX-02> [21] Nancy[ATM]: keep dreaming ;)))
- [16:46:09] <@GX-07> [73] Rebel[M4]: i prefer animals tho
- [16:46:12] <@GX-12> [21] Nancy[ATM]: wtf rebel k
- [16:46:13] <@GX-16> [79] Glator: yea me too
- [16:46:20] <@GX-25> [73] Rebel[M4]: i am zoophile
- [16:46:21] <@GX-27> [79] Glator: human pussy are less of greasy
- [16:46:27] <@GX-17> [21] Nancy[ATM]: eww
- [16:46:34] <@GX-28> [21] Nancy[ATM]: you guys should suffer in jail
- [16:46:35] <@GX-30> [79] Glator: the greasy the better
- [16:46:37] <@GX-10> [73] Rebel[M4]: well human only if they're dead
- [16:46:42] <@GX-25> [21] Nancy[ATM]: eww..
- [16:46:43] <@GX-29> [73] Rebel[M4]: necrophilia is the shit
- [16:46:48] <@GX-21> [21] Nancy[ATM]: waddafak
- [16:46:51] <@GX-26> [79] Glator: yea should try that mr dank
- [16:47:01] <@GX-18> [21] Nancy[ATM]: :s lmao
- [16:47:09] <@GX-02> [73] Rebel[M4]: fuck that shit it's going too far, i'm done
- (Rebel jumped out of the car)
- [16:47:13] <@GX-07> [79] Glator: you know when i started to prefer rhino to a chick?
- [16:47:18] <@GX-17> [79] Glator: hahaha
- (Rebel came back)
- [16:47:32] <@GX-29> [73] Rebel[M4]: too far is what we need
- [16:47:37] <@GX-14> [79] Glator: hahahahahahhahhaa
- [16:47:41] <@GX-23> [79] Glator: man fuck you
- [16:47:43] <@GX-26> [73] Rebel[M4]: i like do nail a week old corpse
- [16:47:59] <@GX-07> [73] Rebel[M4]: so it's a bit rotten
- [16:48:04] <@GX-21> [73] Rebel[M4]: can nail everywhere
- [16:48:04] <@GX-23> [79] Glator: can you hook me up with such corpse too
- [16:48:10] <@GX-13> [21] Nancy[ATM]: wtf u guy talkin about
- [16:48:11] <@GX-17> [21] Nancy[ATM]: k
- [16:48:15] <@GX-03> [73] Rebel[M4]: literally stick it in bellybutton
- [16:48:22] <@GX-20> [73] Rebel[M4]: it will go through it
- [16:48:23] <@GX-27> [79] Glator: wherever you push it will get in
- [16:48:27] <@GX-08> [73] Rebel[M4]: yep
- [16:48:35] <@GX-10> [79] Glator: the sole benefit of fucking a corpse
- [16:48:41] <@GX-28> [73] Rebel[M4]: absolutely
- [16:48:43] <@GX-05> [79] Glator: /v maverick
- [16:48:47] <@GX-18> [73] Rebel[M4]: she is a weakling
- [16:48:53] <@GX-29> [73] Rebel[M4]: can't take real world
- [16:49:02] <@GX-21> [79] Glator: sometimes its good to fuck a tap
- [16:49:07] <@GX-02> [73] Rebel[M4]: a tap?
- [16:49:10] <@GX-09> [73] Rebel[M4]: sir what's a tap
- [16:49:11] <@GX-10> [79] Glator: yea a water tap
- [16:49:31] <@GX-08> [73] Rebel[M4]: oh i see
- (Glator went to eat and throw up)
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