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  1. [16:20:41] <@GX-18> [79] TP Chat Glator: rebel darling
  2. [16:20:43] <@GX-25> [73] TP Chat Rebel[M4]: yes
  3. [16:20:48] <@GX-12> [79] TP Chat Glator: want a camper ride
  4. [16:20:51] <@GX-21> [73] TP Chat Rebel[M4]: why not
  5. [16:20:54] <@GX-05> [79] TP Chat Glator: gipv
  6. [16:21:10] <@GX-28> [73] Rebel[M4]: this is better
  7. [16:21:14] <@GX-12> [79] Glator: did you brush your teeth today
  8. [16:21:19] <@GX-27> [73] Rebel[M4]: yes i did
  9. [16:21:22] <@GX-06> [73] Rebel[M4]: when i woke up
  10. [16:21:23] <@GX-09> [79] Glator: cool can i get a head
  11. [16:21:29] <@GX-29> [73] Rebel[M4]: yes
  12. [16:21:35] <@GX-18> [79] Glator: screenshoted
  13. [16:21:43] <@GX-20> [79] Glator: xD
  14. [16:21:53] <@GX-18> [73] Rebel[M4]: your cock tastes good
  15. [16:21:58] <@GX-02> [79] Glator: thanks man
  16. [16:22:11] <@GX-16> [79] Glator: i take care of it a lot
  17. [16:22:14] <@GX-21> [73] Rebel[M4]: i can tell
  18. [16:22:25] <@GX-18> [79] Glator: did it break any of your teeth somehow?
  19. [16:22:29] <@GX-03> [79] Glator: apologies if it did
  20. [16:22:30] <@GX-05> [73] Rebel[M4]: which lotion do you use to keep it so soft?
  21. [16:22:44] <@GX-12> [79] Glator: i spread my semen on it
  22. [16:22:45] <@GX-13> [73] Rebel[M4]: luckily it didn't
  23. [16:22:54] <@GX-05> [73] Rebel[M4]: hmm i see
  24. [16:23:00] <@GX-07> [73] Rebel[M4]: i've used it on hair
  25. [16:23:03] <@GX-15> [73] Rebel[M4]: works well oo
  26. [16:23:05] <@GX-20> [79] Glator: you should have noticed the taste
  27. [16:23:17] <@GX-13> [73] Rebel[M4]: i have never tasted cum so i couldn't tell
  28. [16:23:23] <@GX-02> [79] Glator: oh
  29. [16:23:26] <@GX-08> [79] Glator: i feel bad for you
  30. [16:23:31] <@GX-28> [73] Rebel[M4]: this is my first time blowing someone
  31. [16:23:35] <@GX-04> [79] Glator: ohh
  32. [16:23:43] <@GX-29> [79] Glator: cum tastes like a curry
  33. [16:23:48] <@GX-08> [73] Rebel[M4]: oo
  34. [16:23:53] <@GX-26> [79] Glator: but after you fry it you know
  35. [16:23:58] <@GX-06> [73] Rebel[M4]: i see
  36. [16:24:04] <@GX-27> [79] Glator: i like cooking my steak on a cum oil
  37. [16:24:12] <@GX-26> [73] Rebel[M4]: wow that's a whole new level
  38. [16:24:16] <@GX-10> [73] Rebel[M4]: is it good+
  39. [16:24:19] <@GX-18> [79] Glator: yea
  40. [16:24:27] <@GX-11> [73] Rebel[M4]: you should send the tip to gordon ramsey
  41. [16:24:31] <@GX-25> [79] Glator: i like taking things to a whole new level, possibly even a galaxy
  42. [16:24:38] <@GX-17> [73] Rebel[M4]: maybe he will make salmon fillet with cumsauce
  43. [16:24:49] <@GX-24> [79] Glator: gordon ramsay would like a sample of my cock meat if i suggest him
  44. [16:24:51] <@GX-29> [73] Rebel[M4]: as his special dish
  45. [16:25:05] <@GX-29> [79] Glator: so that he could identify what actually produces that delicious delicasy
  46. [16:25:14] <@GX-04> [73] Rebel[M4]: so salmon fillet in cumsauce with a side dish of glators dick?
  47. [16:25:26] <@GX-16> [79] Glator: i feel like extracting some semen lotion for his wrinkled forehead
  48. [16:25:40] <@GX-29> [79] Glator: u feel me bruh?
  49. [16:25:42] <@GX-05> [73] Rebel[M4]: this will definitely make his forehead smoother
  50. [16:25:45] <@GX-11> [73] Rebel[M4]: of course
  51. [16:25:49] <@GX-03> [79] Glator: i bet it will
  52. [16:26:08] <@GX-10> [79] Glator: i can even consider sending it to the obamas.
  53. [16:26:12] <@GX-24> [73] Rebel[M4]: damn
  54. [16:26:19] <@GX-14> [73] Rebel[M4]: so he will turn white?
  55. [16:26:24] <@GX-27> [79] Glator: but then they will call me racist for trying to make them white
  56. [16:26:30] <@GX-21> [73] Rebel[M4]: i feel you
  57. [16:26:34] <@GX-08> [79] Glator: exactly
  58. [16:26:44] <@GX-05> [79] Glator: it has never failed with its objective
  59. [16:26:48] <@GX-13> [73] Rebel[M4]: you should try replacing coffe cream with cum
  60. [16:27:01] <@GX-15> [79] Glator: i cant thank you more for this suggestion man
  61. [16:27:19] <@GX-25> [73] Rebel[M4]: might give you some extra freshness
  62. [16:27:26] <@GX-21> [79] Glator: bet it will sir
  63. [16:27:43] <@GX-24> [73] Rebel[M4]: i've heard if you rub some semen on your hemorrhoids, it will cure them
  64. [16:27:43] <@GX-25> [79] Glator: i heard you like humping on a cow steak
  65. [16:27:51] <@GX-13> [79] Glator: it does?
  66. [16:27:53] <@GX-27> [73] Rebel[M4]: yep
  67. [16:28:04] <@GX-30> [79] Glator: seems its the time to gain some hemmorrhoids
  68. [16:28:13] <@GX-29> [73] Rebel[M4]: true
  69. [16:28:21] <@GX-08> [73] Rebel[M4]: nah i don't like cow steak
  70. [16:28:24] <@GX-18> [79] Glator: why
  71. [16:28:27] <@GX-02> [73] Rebel[M4]: i like blueberry pie
  72. [16:28:36] <@GX-29> [73] Rebel[M4]: easier to hump it
  73. [16:28:41] <@GX-14> [79] Glator: they are smooth for a dick
  74. [16:28:50] <@GX-10> [73] Rebel[M4]: nah blueberry pie is better
  75. [16:28:59] <@GX-04> [21] Nancy[ATM]: hello, it's me
  76. [16:29:00] <@GX-05> [79] Glator: hmm
  77. [16:29:07] <@GX-02> [73] Rebel[M4]: so later you find some blueberries stuck under your foreskin
  78. [16:29:15] <@GX-22> [73] Rebel[M4]: it will have some semen on it as well
  79. [16:29:17] <@GX-02> [79] Glator: damn nice
  80. [16:29:18] <@GX-06> [73] Rebel[M4]: so you can eat it
  81. [16:29:27] <@GX-21> [73] Rebel[M4]: and be healthy for life
  82. [16:29:34] <@GX-09> [79] Glator: bet it will do the deal sir
  83. [16:29:39] <@GX-19> [73] Rebel[M4]: yep
  84. [16:29:41] <@GX-29> [21] Nancy[ATM]: NOTICE ME SENPAIS
  85. [16:29:42] <@GX-06> [21] Nancy[ATM]: WTF
  86. [16:29:53] <@GX-04> [73] Rebel[M4]: hang on nancy, we have a serious topic here
  87. [16:29:53] <@GX-05> * Glator (ID:79) reaches to nancy's titties
  88. [16:29:56] <@GX-13> [79] Glator: omfg
  89. [16:30:06] <@GX-21> [79] Glator: that was supposed to me /cb
  90. [16:30:18] <@GX-10> [73] Rebel[M4]: lmao
  91. [16:30:18] <@GX-11> [79] Glator: haha
  92. [16:30:28] <@GX-26> [73] Rebel[M4]: i was thinking of opening a semen restaurant here in estonia
  93. [16:30:39] <@GX-17> [79] Glator: it will make you a billionaire overnight
  94. [16:30:45] <@GX-29> [73] Rebel[M4]: could you help me think of some dishes?
  95. [16:30:56] <@GX-21> [73] Rebel[M4]: semen pancake is what i've thought of
  96. [16:30:58] <@GX-29> [79] Glator: yea semen on fish
  97. [16:31:25] <@GX-21> [73] Rebel[M4]: i was thinking of trying to make semen cheese as well
  98. [16:31:29] <@GX-04> [79] Glator: we feed rats with semen of 2 white 2 black 2 asian and to polar bears
  99. [16:31:38] <@GX-05> [79] Glator: they we will fry it on a oil
  100. [16:31:46] <@GX-28> [79] Glator: and serve it to the plate
  101. [16:31:46] <@GX-29> [73] Rebel[M4]: oo so it's a mixture of different race's semen?
  102. [16:31:50] <@GX-07> [79] Glator: yea
  103. [16:31:51] <@GX-10> [73] Rebel[M4]: interesting
  104. [16:32:00] <@GX-05> [79] Glator: so people can taste the cock tail
  105. [16:32:03] <@GX-11> [79] Glator: COCK
  106. [16:32:06] <@GX-24> [73] Rebel[M4]: i wonder if different race's semen taste different
  107. [16:32:27] <@GX-25> [79] Glator: yea once i tasted the semen of a racoon
  108. [16:32:35] <@GX-27> [73] Rebel[M4]: oh damn
  109. [16:32:39] <@GX-08> [79] Glator: trust me it was one of the heavenliest feeling i ever had
  110. [16:32:56] <@GX-05> [73] Rebel[M4]: i should ask the jackass dudes how horse's semen tastes like
  111. [16:33:02] <@GX-04> [73] Rebel[M4]: if it's worth using on food
  112. [16:33:07] <@GX-20> [79] Glator: you can ask that to urban colombians too
  113. [16:33:13] <@GX-07> [79] Glator: they nail and rail donkeys all the time
  114. [16:33:19] <@GX-20> [73] Rebel[M4]: ramn
  115. [16:33:21] <@GX-26> [73] Rebel[M4]: damn
  116. [16:33:28] <@GX-24> [73] Rebel[M4]: you seem to know a lot about semen
  117. [16:33:35] <@GX-20> [79] Glator: lorsemen is very lucky
  118. [16:33:52] <@GX-16> [79] Glator: dont you think?
  119. [16:33:56] <@GX-03> [73] Rebel[M4]: might call you Glator, the Semenator
  120. [16:34:09] <@GX-25> [79] Glator: or call me the pussy destroyer
  121. [16:34:25] <@GX-29> [73] Rebel[M4]: well pussy fluids are a whole new thing
  122. [16:34:30] <@GX-14> [79] Glator: i wouldnt mind being called anal ripper at times
  123. [16:34:46] <@GX-26> [73] Rebel[M4]: if i could ever choose myself a new nickname
  124. [16:34:58] <@GX-11> [79] Glator: the narrower the hole, the better the peneteration
  125. [16:35:18] <@GX-19> [79] Glator: what would the name be sir
  126. [16:35:25] <@GX-13> [73] Rebel[M4]: it would be DankVaginaPenetrator31
  127. [16:35:34] <@GX-15> [79] Glator: it sounds so kinky
  128. [16:35:46] <@GX-18> [73] Rebel[M4]: it sounds something that bitches would drip to
  129. [16:35:57] <@GX-08> [79] Glator: omg
  130. [16:36:08] <@GX-03> [79] Glator: shall we call nancy and queen and test the nickname on them
  131. [16:36:14] <@GX-24> [73] Rebel[M4]: yes why not
  132. [16:36:15] <@GX-27> [79] Glator: we have ariana grande too
  133. [16:36:24] <@GX-23> [73] Rebel[M4]: lets call them somewhere
  134. [16:36:27] <@GX-30> [79] Glator: yes
  135. [16:36:51] <@GX-27> [79] TP Chat Glator: Nancy Alam
  136. [16:36:57] <@GX-18> [73] TP Chat Rebel[M4]: nancy could you join me and glator for a second
  137. [16:37:04] <@GX-14> [21] TP Chat Nancy[ATM]: Why do you need me now
  138. [16:37:05] <@GX-18> [21] TP Chat Nancy[ATM]: :(
  139. [16:37:09] <@GX-25> [79] TP Chat Glator: can you gipv me for a second, i need to test this invention we did
  140. [16:37:11] <@GX-28> [73] TP Chat Rebel[M4]: to test something
  141. [16:37:16] <@GX-15> [21] TP Chat Nancy[ATM]: Wow ...
  142. [16:37:27] <@GX-12> [21] Nancy[ATM]: wut
  143. [16:37:32] <@GX-26> [79] Glator: rebel do the deed sir
  144. [16:37:37] <@GX-18> [73] Rebel[M4]: hey
  145. [16:37:40] <@GX-30> [73] Rebel[M4]: so basically
  146. [16:37:45] <@GX-17> [73] Rebel[M4]: if you would hear a name like
  147. [16:37:51] <@GX-04> [73] Rebel[M4]: DankVaginaPenetrator31
  148. [16:37:57] <@GX-18> [73] Rebel[M4]: what would be your first emotions
  149. [16:38:00] <@GX-03> [79] Glator: she is dripping already
  150. [16:38:05] <@GX-17> [73] Rebel[M4]: i can feel it
  151. [16:38:17] <@GX-21> [73] Rebel[M4]: u see
  152. [16:38:11] <@GX-02> [21] Nancy[ATM]: Lol
  153. [16:38:12] <@GX-08> [21] Nancy[ATM]: No wtf
  154. [16:38:20] <@GX-27> [79] Glator: is this camper sinking from inside
  155. [16:38:23] <@GX-10> [73] Rebel[M4]: she is instantly denying it
  156. [16:38:30] <@GX-06> [73] Rebel[M4]: which means it actually works
  157. [16:38:36] <@GX-22> [79] Glator: it literally does sir
  158. [16:38:43] <@GX-10> [73] Rebel[M4]: damn, we are inventors, Glator, the Semenator
  159. [16:38:43] <@GX-11> [21] Nancy[ATM]: lmao wtf guys :3
  160. [16:39:04] <@GX-14> [79] Glator: yes sir Rebel the DankVaginaPeneterator31
  161. [16:39:21] <@GX-13> [73] Rebel[M4]: amazing
  162. [16:39:26] <@GX-30> [73] Rebel[M4]: a whole new way to get women
  163. [16:39:36] <@GX-05> [79] Glator: literally
  164. [16:39:38] <@GX-09> [73] Rebel[M4]: thank you
  165. [16:39:47] <@GX-03> [73] Rebel[M4]: we sould try it on ariana too
  166. [16:39:55] <@GX-18> [21] Nancy[ATM]: lol
  167. [16:40:04] <@GX-19> [73] Rebel[M4]: whad do you think?
  168. [16:40:08] <@GX-12> [79] Glator: horny seven is looking at our project from the space
  169. [16:40:08] <@GX-14> [73] Rebel[M4]: what*
  170. [16:40:09] <@GX-18> [21] Nancy[ATM]: wtf guys whatever
  171. [16:40:34] <@GX-05> [79] Glator: should we bring GxTempId53 here give him company take heads from him and eject him
  172. [16:40:44] <@GX-07> [73] Rebel[M4]: yes
  173. [16:40:47] <@GX-16> [73] Rebel[M4]: definitely
  174. [16:40:53] <@GX-03> [73] Rebel[M4]: let him taste the semenator
  175. [16:41:25] <@GX-17> [73] Rebel[M4]: we need a bigger vehicle, this one is so full of vaginal fluids
  176. [16:41:36] <@GX-15> [79] Glator: yea i feel it
  177. [16:41:42] <@GX-03> [79] Glator: vehicle like sultan works?
  178. [16:41:54] <@GX-10> [73] Rebel[M4]: maybe huntley, bitches like big cars
  179. [16:41:55] <@GX-14> [79] Glator: we might need to swap it constantly
  180. [16:42:01] <@GX-09> [79] Glator: yea
  181. [16:42:07] <@GX-27> [79] Glator: big dicks and big cars are the must
  182. [16:42:10] <@GX-05> [73] Rebel[M4]: yep
  183. [16:42:22] <@GX-05> [21] Nancy[ATM]: back
  184. [16:42:29] <@GX-22> [79] Glator: come mr dank
  185. [16:42:29] <@GX-26> [73] Rebel[M4]: oh
  186. [16:42:35] <@GX-18> [21] Nancy[ATM]: oo
  187. [16:42:37] <@GX-23> [73] Rebel[M4]: she is sitting next to you now
  188. [16:42:44] <@GX-11> [79] Glator: yea she needs it
  189. [16:42:48] <@GX-22> [79] Glator: bad
  190. [16:42:49] <@GX-24> [21] Nancy[ATM]: no
  191. [16:42:51] <@GX-04> [21] Nancy[ATM]: fkoff
  192. [16:42:51] <@GX-05> [73] Rebel[M4]: she needs it indeed
  193. [16:42:56] <@GX-18> [73] Rebel[M4]: i can tell
  194. [16:42:59] <@GX-28> [21] Nancy[ATM]: in your dreams guys...
  195. [16:43:04] <@GX-13> [79] Glator: a blind would tell mr dank
  196. [16:43:08] <@GX-25> [21] Nancy[ATM]: lol
  197. [16:43:15] <@GX-15> [73] Rebel[M4]: don't let your dreams be dreams
  198. [16:43:16] <@GX-17> [79] Glator: nancy i nail a donkey in my dream
  199. [16:43:21] <@GX-30> [73] Rebel[M4]: just do it
  200. [16:43:22] <@GX-02> [21] Nancy[ATM]: wow rude
  201. [16:43:28] <@GX-23> [73] Rebel[M4]: i nail a chicken
  202. [16:43:30] <@GX-29> [21] Nancy[ATM]: rebel, i dreamed to marry you
  203. [16:43:30] <@GX-30> [73] Rebel[M4]: you know
  204. [16:43:34] <@GX-12> [73] Rebel[M4]: it's small
  205. [16:43:39] <@GX-24> [79] Glator: yeah, sometimes a rat works fine too
  206. [16:43:41] <@GX-28> [73] Rebel[M4]: easy to get
  207. [16:43:45] <@GX-10> [79] Glator: at occassions
  208. [16:43:48] <@GX-17> [73] Rebel[M4]: rat breaks when i nail it
  209. [16:43:48] <@GX-18> [79] Glator: like thanks giving
  210. [16:44:15] <@GX-24> [21] Nancy[ATM]: noob glator
  211. [16:44:24] <@GX-16> [79] Glator: nancy do you want me to make you feel alive
  212. [16:44:26] <@GX-24> [73] Rebel[M4]: have you tried nailing walrus tho?
  213. [16:44:29] <@GX-02> [79] Glator: in the heaven
  214. [16:44:36] <@GX-24> [79] Glator: Walrus are smooth
  215. [16:44:37] <@GX-25> [21] Nancy[ATM]: no glator
  216. [16:44:47] <@GX-22> [73] Rebel[M4]: it blew me once, his two big teeth scratched my donger
  217. [16:45:03] <@GX-24> [79] Glator: nancy now you can get the fuck outta this car :D
  218. [16:45:09] <@GX-07> [21] Nancy[ATM]: wow rude af
  219. [16:45:10] <@GX-11> [21] Nancy[ATM]: idiots
  220. [16:45:05] <@GX-28> * Glator (ID:79) ejected Nancy[ATM] (ID:21) from their vehicle
  221. [16:45:05] <@GX-29> * Glator (ID:79) ejected Rebel[M4] (ID:73) from their vehicle
  222. [16:45:10] <@GX-09> [73] Rebel[M4]: fuck you glator
  223. [16:45:15] <@GX-22> [79] Glator: Rebel what the hell sir
  224. [16:45:16] <@GX-25> * Rebel[M4] died (Splat)
  225. [16:45:18] <@GX-29> [79] Glator: i didnt eject yu
  226. [16:45:20] <@GX-30> [73] Rebel[M4]: u did
  227. [16:45:24] <@GX-11> [73] Rebel[M4]: noob semenator
  228. [16:45:35] <@GX-14> [79] Glator: sorry sir
  229. [16:45:36] <@GX-20> [73] Rebel[M4]: hello sir
  230. [16:45:43] <@GX-04> [73] Rebel[M4]: so where were we
  231. [16:45:57] <@GX-12> [79] Glator: Nancy was being nailed
  232. [16:46:02] <@GX-27> [73] Rebel[M4]: i see
  233. [16:46:02] <@GX-24> [21] Nancy[ATM]: no
  234. [16:46:05] <@GX-02> [21] Nancy[ATM]: keep dreaming ;)))
  235. [16:46:09] <@GX-07> [73] Rebel[M4]: i prefer animals tho
  236. [16:46:12] <@GX-12> [21] Nancy[ATM]: wtf rebel k
  237. [16:46:13] <@GX-16> [79] Glator: yea me too
  238. [16:46:20] <@GX-25> [73] Rebel[M4]: i am zoophile
  239. [16:46:21] <@GX-27> [79] Glator: human pussy are less of greasy
  240. [16:46:27] <@GX-17> [21] Nancy[ATM]: eww
  241. [16:46:34] <@GX-28> [21] Nancy[ATM]: you guys should suffer in jail
  242. [16:46:35] <@GX-30> [79] Glator: the greasy the better
  243. [16:46:37] <@GX-10> [73] Rebel[M4]: well human only if they're dead
  244. [16:46:42] <@GX-25> [21] Nancy[ATM]: eww..
  245. [16:46:43] <@GX-29> [73] Rebel[M4]: necrophilia is the shit
  246. [16:46:48] <@GX-21> [21] Nancy[ATM]: waddafak
  247. [16:46:51] <@GX-26> [79] Glator: yea should try that mr dank
  248. [16:47:01] <@GX-18> [21] Nancy[ATM]: :s lmao
  249. [16:47:09] <@GX-02> [73] Rebel[M4]: fuck that shit it's going too far, i'm done
  250. (Rebel jumped out of the car)
  251. [16:47:13] <@GX-07> [79] Glator: you know when i started to prefer rhino to a chick?
  252. [16:47:18] <@GX-17> [79] Glator: hahaha
  253. (Rebel came back)
  254. [16:47:32] <@GX-29> [73] Rebel[M4]: too far is what we need
  255. [16:47:37] <@GX-14> [79] Glator: hahahahahahhahhaa
  256. [16:47:41] <@GX-23> [79] Glator: man fuck you
  257. [16:47:43] <@GX-26> [73] Rebel[M4]: i like do nail a week old corpse
  258. [16:47:59] <@GX-07> [73] Rebel[M4]: so it's a bit rotten
  259. [16:48:04] <@GX-21> [73] Rebel[M4]: can nail everywhere
  260. [16:48:04] <@GX-23> [79] Glator: can you hook me up with such corpse too
  261. [16:48:10] <@GX-13> [21] Nancy[ATM]: wtf u guy talkin about
  262. [16:48:11] <@GX-17> [21] Nancy[ATM]: k
  263. [16:48:15] <@GX-03> [73] Rebel[M4]: literally stick it in bellybutton
  264. [16:48:22] <@GX-20> [73] Rebel[M4]: it will go through it
  265. [16:48:23] <@GX-27> [79] Glator: wherever you push it will get in
  266. [16:48:27] <@GX-08> [73] Rebel[M4]: yep
  267. [16:48:35] <@GX-10> [79] Glator: the sole benefit of fucking a corpse
  268. [16:48:41] <@GX-28> [73] Rebel[M4]: absolutely
  269. [16:48:43] <@GX-05> [79] Glator: /v maverick
  270. [16:48:47] <@GX-18> [73] Rebel[M4]: she is a weakling
  271. [16:48:53] <@GX-29> [73] Rebel[M4]: can't take real world
  272. [16:49:02] <@GX-21> [79] Glator: sometimes its good to fuck a tap
  273. [16:49:07] <@GX-02> [73] Rebel[M4]: a tap?
  274. [16:49:10] <@GX-09> [73] Rebel[M4]: sir what's a tap
  275. [16:49:11] <@GX-10> [79] Glator: yea a water tap
  276. [16:49:31] <@GX-08> [73] Rebel[M4]: oh i see
  277. (Glator went to eat and throw up)
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