Lyra and Bon Bon

>You've decided to pay Lyra and Bon Bon a visit.
>You met them one night at a party, and they seemed like cool ponies.
>It was a bright sunny day in Ponyville after all, why not spend it with some potential friends?
>As you approach the steps to their house, you hear music growing louder from inside.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0oyglKjbFQ
>You peer into the open window to the right of the stairs.
>Inside, you see Bon Bon laying on the couch and Lyra dancing around the room to the beat.

>"It's always been about me, myself, and I," Lyra sings.
>"I thought relationships were nothing but a waste of time"
>"I never wanted to be anybody's other half"
>"I was happy saying I had a love that wouldn't last"
>"That was the only way I knew 'til I met you"
>Lyra stares closely into Bon Bon's eyes seductively before prancing around the room.

>"You make me wanna say"
>"I do, I do, I do, do do do do do do doo"
>Lyra wiggles her flank as she sings her heart out.
>"Yeah, I do, I do, I do, do do do do do do doo"
>"Cause every time before it's been like"
>"Maybe yes and maybe no"
>Lyra begins making exaggerated hoof comparisons.
>"I can't live without it, I can't let it go."
>"Ooh what did I get myself into?"
>"You make me wanna say I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do,"
>Bon Bon's expression is now a combination of humbled and embarrassed, with no shortage of blush.

>"Tell me is it only me"
>"Do you feel the same?"
>"You know me well enough to know that I'm not playing games"
>"I promise I won't turn around and I won't let you down"
>"You can trust I've never felt it like I feel it now"
>Lyra moves over and extends her hoof out to Bon Bon.
>"So can we say 'I do'?"
>Bon Bon happily jumps off of the couch and takes Lyra by the hoof.
>Bon Bon begins singing.
> "Oh baby, I do, I do, I do, do do do do do do doo"
>"Cause every time before it's been like 'maybe yes and maybe no,'" Lyra continues.
>"I won't live without it, I won't let it go"
>What more can I get myself into?"
>"You make me wanna say"

>"Me, a family, a house, a family"
>Bon Bon blushes even more at the proposal.
>"Can we be a family?"
>"And when I'm eighty years old I'm sitting next to you"

>"And we'll remember when we said"
>The two ponies grab each others fore-hooves and swing in a circle.
>"I do, I do, I do, do do do do do do do"
>"Oh baby, I do, I do, I do, do do do do do do do"
>"Cause every time before it's been like"
>"Maybe yes and maybe no"
>"I won't live without it, I won't let us go"
>"Just look at what we got ourselves into"
>"You make me wanna say I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do,"
>"Love you"
>Lyra and Bon Bon bring their spinning circle to a slow stop, stare into each others eyes for a second, and then lock into a passionate kiss.

>Holy fuck.
>Is that how you ask a pony out in Equestria?
>You gotta step up your game.
>You decide to go home instead and contemplate how you could even compare.