Smissmas Giveaway Transcript

"Hello everyone, I’m Balloonicorn, Jr. Pictured currently is the loadouts of me and 2 of my friends, which I made in less than 30 minutes. Anyway, I hope you enjoyed that little video. It’s not the best, and I still have a long ways to go before I’m animating with the big ones.
There’s a lot of questions, like “Why and how is scout stuck in the snow?” to which I reply, “Movie magic”. The point is still there, that being, it’s giveaway time! Or rather, will be giveaway time. Soon. I’m still preparing my friends list for the barrage of friend requests like I do every year. This does bring me to my next point. I am in need of someone, anyone, who could code me a bot to use for the giveaway. It shouldn’t last more than a week. I’d be willing to pay someone with any form of payment to get me a bot, like scrap.tf, tidy.tf, sfuminator.tf, etc., to use during the giveaway. I imagine it to be a bot that you can enter a password I set it to (which I would give to the reddit community or otherwise), press a button, and one random item from the bot pops out (meaning, given to you). Your steam ID would be tracked so that you can only get 1 item ever, but anyone could throw any items they want into the bot, as donations. This would save me time sorting my inventory from all the items people would donate. Now, I understand it’s a tall request, and I may not even get such a bot at all. It would be nice, though.
All that commentary aside, I know why you’re still here. What’s this about, when does it start, and how do I participate? Simple! The mass giveaway will start December 26th, 2015 and end at 8 P.M. Pacific Time on January 1st, 2016. There is no pot, there is no slots, and there is no favor of one person over another. Here’s how this works: You add me on the day of the giveaway (Or the bot, depending on how things work out) and say “Merry Smissmas” or “Gimme my item” or anything like that. I trade you 1 random item that has been donated, and we part our ways. Depending on how things fare, giveaway items can range anywhere from a weapon to a hat, but it’s all free anyways! Everyone walks away 1 item richer.
And on the point of donations, I will begin accepting donations for the giveaway on Saturday, December 19th. I’ll either post a new thread or edit the current thread with a trade offer link for all those who wish to be early birds and help out by donating early. I understand how shady that sounds.
So, to recap: I need a bot. If not, we’ll go through the giveaway like usual: Person adds me starting December 26th, person says something clever, person receives item, person happy. If there’s any further questions, leave a comment below or add a comment to the reddit thread. Otherwise, see you all on the 26th!
And lastly, a big thank you to the Games, Electronics, and Rocket Science community, the GEaRS, for their monetary and spiritual support. This project wouldn’t be possible without them, so check them out!"