Detective Anon CYOA CH1 Macro

>You are Anon

>You've been appointed royal detective by Celestia.

>Your first assignment is in some backwater town called Ponyville.

>After a long, and arduous train ride; you finally arrive at Ponyville.

>First thing's first, you should go see the Mayor; but then again, most of your investigation should be done incognito. If you were seen with the Mayor, it might tip off whoever you're after.

>You strut your way through the town with a fake smile, looking around at the seemingly happy residents.

>As you continue towards the city hall, you notice a silver-maned, tan mare speaking to a cyan pony.

"And another thing Rainbow Dash you'd better-" A short pause soon halted her running mouth like an anvil. She dismissed the rainbow-maned mare with a wave of her hoof. "Ah, Detective Anon is it?"

>"Yeah, you can just call me Anon though." You gave her a kind smile, watching the rainbow pony hastily fly away.

"Glad you could make it, I hope you enjoy our little town!" Mayor Mare clapped her hooves together in delight.

>"All right, so what exactly is going on here?"

"Well, you see; we have had a couple of...odd disappearances."

>"You mean ponies disappearing?" Confused, you raised a brow.

"Uhm, yes unfortunately." She scratched the back of her head in shame.

>"How? This place seems so peaceful."

"Nopony knows, Detective." Shrugged Mayor Mare.

>"Okay, do you have any leads?"

"Oh uh, no; except this!" Mayor Mare pulled a torn, rough note out of her mane excitedly.

>You began to look it over, and found that most of it was completely smeared with ink. The only words that you could make out were "Applejack, Alley, Tell, Sugarcube Corner."

"Find anything?"

>"Yeah...and I think I know where I'm headed next." You pocketed the note.

"Where?"

>"Sugarcube Corner, you know where it is?" You turned back to the Mayor with an inquisitive frown.

"Why yes, it's just over there!" She pointed to a colourful-looking pink building with a grin.

>"Okay, what I need you to do, is keep this all under wraps. Do not let the public know I'm here." You paused your trek towards Sugarcube Corner. "Understand?"

"Y-yes, Detective!"

>"Good." You turned around and continued to quickly walk to Sugarcube Corner. Everything was business as usual, or so you'd expect in a bakery, as you took one step onto the blue wooden stoop. The doors busted open, and a worried looking Rainbow Dash bumped into you with a hell of a lot of momentum.

"Oh man, this is NOT good..." She shook her head and began to rise off of her hooves, a disoriented, glazed look in her eyes.

>"Damn, you should watch were you're goin' miss..."

"Rainbow Dash, and I'm kinda sorry about that." She offered her cyan hoof to you in support, and smiled in embarrassment.

>"Ugh, should I take this girl's hoof?" You thought to yourself, as she continued to hover her hoof in front of you. Should you really be trusting this suspicious pegasus?

>"Name's Anon, pleasure to meet you Rainbow Dash." You lock your hand onto her hoof with a shy grin, as she pulled you up with a surprising amount of strength.

"Well it's nice to meet ya, Anon; where are ya from?" Her eyes filled themselves to the brim with cheer.

>"All around, you know; gotta have my fix of adventure." You laughed.

"I like you all ready!"

>"So, what's been going on in this quiet little town?"

"Well, the usual; Applejack ran out of cider again; Rarity is makin' dresses and I just got done talking with Pinkie about somethin' pretty slow place, but I have my share of awesome fun."

>"What were you talking with uh, whoever Pinkie is about?" Calmly, you crossed your arms, shifting from side to side.

"Cupcakes, cakes, muffins..."

>"Ah, I get it; sounds great!"

"Listen, Anon; I got some stuff to do, I'll hopefully catch you later." Rainbow began to take off into the sky.

>"Sounds good." You nodded, and waved to her goodbye. Rainbow sprung into the air and within a second, she was gone; without a trace.

>"Guess I have to talk to this Pinkie mare..." You hopped up the stoop, and into the amazing smelling bakery.

"Ooooh we have company! Howdy mister!" An enthusiastic pink pone shouted.

>"Hey there, Pinkie I'm guessing?"

"Yep! What's your name, mister?"

>"Anon, glad to meet you; it smells great in here." You took a whiff of the nearby display case of assorted baked goods. How should you handle getting information from this happy pone?
INVENTORY:
15 bits
Ink Stained Note

>"How much for a cupcake?" You asked, examining the large pile of gold coins in your hands.

"Five bits, mister Anon!" Pinkie exclaimed, blue eyes shimmering in joy.

>"Deal!" You threw a small pile of gold her way, and watched as she snatched it from the air with her pink poofy mane.

"Here ya go, fresh outta the oven!" She raised a tray-full of cupcakes from the display case. "Take your pick, they're all amazing~."

>You grabbed a purple frosted cupcake and gave her a content nod. You took a large bite and began to make small talk. "This is pretty good!"

"Glad you like it." Pinkie hopped from left to right in excitement.

>"So, can you tell me about some of the ponies around town?" You looked over to a tattered poster with a portrait of a depressed looking stallion and splotched text which read "MISSING."

"Oh, well; there's Rainbow Dash, my bestest best friend. And Rarity she's my best friend. Oh oh and Twilight she's my best friend-"

>"I was talking more like that stallion in the photo over there." You pointed to the nailed notice.

A look of shock overcame Pinkie's normally bubbly face. "H-him?"

>"Yeah, why's he missing?" You chomped down the final bits of cupcake.

"W-well he uh, I dunno actually! I know everything about everypony, but not him."

>"I get it, you're not much for paying attention to sad events." You brushed your hand across her curly pink mane.

An endearing grin curled up from her concerned frown.

>*ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Making Friends

>"So, who was he?" You dropped to one knee and raised her chin with your hand gently.

"All I knew was he was a former member of the royal guard, and that he was sent here to be a detective or something."

>"D-detective?" This you couldn't believe, Celestia told you that you were the only Canterlot detective in history, there was another?!"

"Yeah, he didn't like talking to anypony; a real shy guy."

>"Does he have any family?"

"No, I don't think so."

>"Who put up that poster, Pinkie?"

"Another stallion from the royal guard, he came from Canterlot and left really fast, faster than Rainbow Dash in fact!"

>"...Damn this case is cold as the frozen north." You stood up and shook your head angrily, in slight defeat.

"What was that?"

>"Nothing, Pinkie; so do you think you could help me out with finding this colt?"

"Sorry, but it's pretty busy today, I can't leave the store!"

>"But it's empty, the streets are practically dead right now."

"Sorry!"

>"It's fine, just let me know if you hear or see anything; I am real curious as to how someone would leave such a nice place like Ponyville." You marched your way out of Sugarcube Corner, and from what you could tell; the streets were empty and lifeless.
>"Alley...Applejack, I gotta find this Applejack chick." You scanned the street, seemingly abandoned despite being well populated a moment ago.

>You couldn't see anything but dead streets and abandoned carts, the only thing that broke the silence was your heartbeat and the occasional gust of wind.

>"What the hell is going on...?" An eerie, mystic feeling flew through your body. Nobody was talking, their doors were locked tight; you thought it'd be a decent idea to spy on the Mayor. And afterwards get the whereabouts of Applejack.

>You darted aside into a nearby Alley, making a good effort of watching your own back. After a long sprint, you made it to the back of the City Hall.

>A dumpster stood blocking a window, you could easily push it aside to gain a vantage point of the Mayor.
>You pop your ear in between the small opening between the dumpster and building. Suddenly, you could hear a small tidbit of a conversation.

"Pinkie Pie, you did well; we're well on our way in getting rid of our little problem-" A voice said in a sly tone.

>"Damn, I can't hear anything..." It was now or never, this was going to lead to the breakthrough you need. You walk quickly to the side of the dumpster, and begin slowly pushing it out of the way.

>The loud creaking noise of metal meeting wood echoed throughout the streets, at least for a good mile.

>What your eyes were met with completely shattered your mind.

>Underneath where the dumpster used to be, was a large pile of torn paper. Each with a different face, a different person; all with the same text underneath them. "MISSING."
>"H-holy shit, how in the- how many detectives did she send out here?!" You examined the pile, there were about twenty different posters; all with different stallions and mares.

"It could've turned out all right for you..." A voice rang from behind you, followed by a large rock smacking you out cold before you could retaliate.
>The sound of dripping water woke you up, your head still ringing after getting knocked flat by a rock.

>A circular steel cage contained you, the bars were spread far enough for you to fit through; but there was the added obstacle of being suspended above a stone floor.

>"Hello?! Is anybody there!?" You yelled, hoping to catch somebody's ear. A quiet click soon followed, and a massive white light emerged from the darkness.

"Ah, you're awake Detective..."

>"Who in the fuck are you!?" You questioned the massive shadow stomping it's way to your prison.

"We haven't been properly introduced, how impolite of me, I am Rarity; and you're a thorn on an otherwise perfect rose." The white mare shoved her face up to your cage with a sinister grin.

>"Let me out of here, you big bad bitch!" Fury flew through your fists, and you began to slam your hands against the rusty bars.

"Oh no no no, I simply can't let you waltz out of here, darling."

>"What the fuck is going on!?"

"Girls, get in here; our guest has awoken!" Rarity cranked her head back and shouted.

>"Holy mother of..." You saw a group of monster mares emerge from the opened door, Pinkie Pie, Twilight Sparkle, Fluttershy and Applejack. All of them were towering behemoths.

"Where's Rainbow Dash?" Rarity questioned the group.

"Dunno, she should'a been ere' by now." Applejack coldly said.

"Don't worry, the party has arrived~!" Rainbow boasted, entering the scene with a cheery smile.

"Ah, good; you're here Dash; it's time for your initiation into the super duper party posse!" Pinkie boomed, and jumped across the room in glee.

>You gotta appeal to one of the monster mares, it's the only thing you can do right now to save yourself from a fate of being pone chow or far worse. Who will you appeal to? Rarity? Twilight? Fluttershy? Pinkie? Applejack? Or maybe Rainbow Dash?
>"Purple pony, can't I please just talk to you?!" You began to beg on your knees.

"Let me see, I guess I owe you the truth then, Detective." She stepped through the small group of multicoloured titans.

>"I was sent here by Celestia, your mentor; why are you making me let her down!?"

"Hah, you think the other detectives haven't tried to play what you perceive a trump card?"

>"Wh-what!?"

"You see, Detective; the blessing she places on the individuals in your position is an extremely powerful type of magic."

>"What the hell are you talkin' about?"

"At first, Celestia sent a detective to this town; and he was quite the snoopy one."

>"That's what a detective is supposed to do!"

"We couldn't allow an unusual character to simply walk into our homes and intrude on our privacy." Rarity butted in with a vicious growl.

"Exactly, and that's why it was the perfect time to test my shrinking spell."

>"And the other detectives went where..?"

Twilight pointed to her purple gut with a snide smile. "They tasted really nice."

>"How did you get your friends into this whole cult?"

"Oh Detective, it isn't a cult; it's an uprising."

>"An uprising?"

"Yes, as I consumed my first blessed meal; I felt power coarse through my body. And I came to a realization."

>"What?"

"Celestia is weak, we've saved Equestria more times than she has in her entire eternal life."

"And then we made our bond of friendship stronger by including each other..." Fluttershy squeaked.

>"So all of the detectives...went into your stomachs!?"

"No don't be crazy."

>"Th-then were did they go?"

"Let's just say they got the butt end of the deal."

>"Fuck, are you going to do that to me?"

"We'll see how Dash wants to snuff her first snooper."
>"I have a question for you six ponies." You poked your head through the dirty silver bars.

"Oh? Is it how does it feel to be stuck up a mare's butt? Because I think we could have Rainbow here show you." Twilight taunted, a sick smile forming on her face.

"Sh-shut up Twilight!" Rainbow angrily stamped her fore-hooves to the damp floor.

"What? You're not actually defending this nosy little detective, are you?"

"N-no, it's just that; I don't think this is the right thing to do!"

"Trust me Dash, the feeling of having a tiny little pest in such a delicate place is amazing."

"Well I don't want to do it, it's not right; it's downright creepy!"

"Now Rainbow, dear; you simply must do this." Rarity quickly chimed in.

"Why? He seems like a good guy, why should I do this?"

"Because, you're loyal, and friends loyal to their friends do what they're asked."

"That doesn't make any sense!"

"You never were the sharpest shovel in the store..."

"Shut the hell up!"

"You do this and you'll feel great, we've all done it; even Fluttershy!"

"Uhm, uh; y-yes." Whispered Fluttershy, attempting to stay out of the situation.

"Do you really want to be less awesome than Fluttershy, of all ponies?"

"F-fine, let's do this; but he had a question, I think he deserves it answered before he goes...down there..." Rainbow Dash gulped, as she trotted to your cage.

>"My question is, what happens when you succeed?" You nervously said, the looming threat of Rainbow Rump at the front of your mind.

"That's for us to know, and for you to do." Twilight laughed.

>"Fuck I hate you."

"Rainbow, do it now!"

"I-I need to be alone for this..you know, to enjoy it~" She cooed in a fake erotic tone.

"Fine, fine; enough of the bickering; Pinkie you stay here and make sure the deed is done!" Twilight motioned for the other four to follow her out of the dreary room.

"Ma'm yes ma'm!" Pinkie saluted, and began to patrol around your cage.
>"Rainbow, y-you aren't really going to go through with this, are you!?" You rubbed the back of your head in pain, a splotch of blood staining your hand.

"I-I'm sorry, Anon; this is for th-the greater good."

>"No, it doesn't have to be like this; you can help me!"

"Dashie, we can't; we'd be letting our friends down." Pinkie stopped in her tracks.

"Well we sure can't just do what they want me to!"

"I made a Pinkie Promise, I-I can't break it."

>"Hold on, Pinkie?"

"Ya huh?"

>"What if you made ME a Pinkie Promise?" You proposed one of the most clever plans a detective in your shoes could.

"Th-that's a great idea actually, it'd cancel out the Pinkie Promise I made with Twilight!" Pinkie eagerly hopped and skipped around in joy.

"Pinkie, now hold on; maybe we should do this, Twilight's our friend; are we sure she isn't right?" Rainbow extended her hoof in front of Pinkie, stopping the playful pink pone from having a jump attack.

>"Rainbow, think for a second; you are actually contemplating shoving a detective up your ass."

"I know it's wrong, but I gotta stay loyal to my friends, through thick and thin; I gotta prove myself to them!"

>"No, you don't; you help me expose this and the Wonderbolts will HAVE to take you into their group."

"...The WONDERBOLTS?!" She giggled, clearly you struck a chord with her.

>"That's right, the wonderbolts; I got connections Dash; I can make it happen." You nodded.

"Okay, Pinkie and I will help you, without a doubt Anon." Rainbow snatched the golden key off of the shelf and held it in her mouth.

>*Achievement Unlocked* Big Best Friends Forever.

"So what's the plan, 'Nonny?" Pinkie exclaimed, clearly she liked being out of that sick cult.

>What IS the plan? Your head hurts like hell, and you need to patch it up right stat quick before you pass out. The planning stage is important, choose your tactics wisely.

INVENTORY:
10 (shrunken) bits
Ink Stained Note
PARTY:
Anon
Rainbow Dash
Pinkie Pie

>"Okay, first thing's first; we gotta get a decent story goin'"

"How do you purpose we do that?" Rainbow flung open the rusty gate with a creak.

>"My head, it's still bleeding; we could rub the blood onto your mouth and build a good cover for the escape." You motioned to the wet, open part of your skull.

"O-okay, let's do this." Rainbow Dash lowered her closed maw to you, and now was the time to step into phase one.

>Turning your back to Rainbow Dash's nerve racked face, you slipped your fingers along the wound.

>"AH FUCK!" The pain was immeasurable, you could only compare it to a thousand needles penetrating your skull at once.

>Taking your blood stained hand, you gently and vigorously rubbed the red liquid onto the big blue lips of Rainbow Dash.

"Bleh, tastes like an old horseshoe." Dash couldn't help but taste your blood, the iron flavour clearly wasn't her forte.

>After about thirty seconds of smearing your blood on those big ol' lips of Dash, it looked convincing enough to make a cover story.

>"Before we go, I need to know where the fuck we are."

"Oh that's easy, we're underneath Rarity's shop!" Pinkie blurted out, she didn't much care for the smell of blood. You could tell right away, as she was holding her hooves over her monumental muzzle.

>"Shit, who in this town is in on this cult?"

"Only them and the Mayor; everybody else is just too scared to do anything."

>"So nobody else will try to hurt me, right?"

"Hopefully."

>"Okay, well; damn." You paused for a quick breath. "Do we have anything we can use against magic?"

"Just this." Pinkie showed you an odd looking gem, about half of your height, it was purple and emanating a low pitched hum.

>"Well, we'll need this; give it to me."

"Okie dokie~!"

>*Purple Shielding Gem Added To Inventory!*

"So, what's next; we got the gem and we got the blood, what else do we need?" Rainbow felt her soft lips, blood slightly rubbing off onto her hoof.
>"How did this whole group form? It sure as hell couldn't of been for one reason."

"Well, Twilight apparently decided that she was Celestia's true successor or something; she never really told us anything." Pinkie shrugged with a look of despair in her eyes. "She decided to start with Rarity, then Me, then Applejack, then Fluttershy...it didn't stop."

>"Look I know this is hurting you, but I have another question."

"Ask away..."

>"How would I go about getting unshrunk?"

"I dunno, Twilight never really put that idea in our heads; she just made us focus on capturing ponies."

>"..Damn, you girls are just muscle?"

"Pretty much, Twilight and Rarity are usually the ones doing the planning."

>"How long do you think we have until they come back?"

"Two or three minutes."

>"That's enough time; we need a story to tell Twilight and the others about how Rainbow got rid of me." The blue mare moved away from your prison with a slight tear in her eye.

>"You okay?"

"Y-yeah I'm just-" Interrupted by the sound of a beaten door creaking open, all three of you froze.

>They're baaack...
>Without hesitation, and with adrenaline running through your veins; you sprung into action. With all of your remaining energy, you cradled your head wound and made the plunge into Pinkie's mane.

"Ah, Rainbow Dash; have you completed your task?" Rarity laughed, a malicious smile made itself prominent on her white face.

"Well, we should assume so; look at the blood on her!" Applejack cheered, she felt some sort of sick camaraderie between her group as far as you could see.

>There you sat, breath held; and heartbeat completely frozen in time, your entire world right now was the Pink Party Pone's poofy mane.

"Uh, yeah! I did the little numbskull in!" Rainbow began to cackle, and lick the sickening stain of blood off of her blue lips.

"Hmm...good, I think..you really are loyal, Rainbow." Twilight began to stroke her ego. "I knew such a cool pony like yourself wouldn't abandon her friends, now would she?"

"N-no, not ever; Twilight..not now, not ever." Dash's stance began to slightly tremble, she was shaking and sweating cannon balls.

"Good, now I can let you in on our little plan; Dashie!" You peered out of Pinkie's forest of curly pink hair, and witnessed Twilight plant a quick kiss on Rainbow's face.

"Wh-what was that for?"

"You've now been properly inducted into Twilight's Terribly Terrific Tribe...when we need you, we'll call you..." She swayed her purple hips as she began to strut away. "After you, Rainbow and Pinkie; you got rid of the twenty first detective after all!" She motioned to the slightly crooked door.

"Th-thanks..." Rainbow and Pinkie began to move out of the dimly lit room with you completely hidden in the poofy pink mane of Pinkie.
With all of the swaying and hopping, you were being thrown left and right, right and left within her mane. YOU didn't make a noise, but something did. The ten shrunken bits you had in your pocket flew out into the open, and made a loud CHING as they trickled down to the ground.

>Uh oh...
>You began to crawl your way down to Pinkie's gigantic ear in a feeble attempt to give her orders on what to do.

"Hm?" A purple aura overtook the gathering of tiny gold pieces, and Twilight began to examine them closely.

"Uh, whoopsie; sorry! I sorta took that from the deadtective, heh bits are bits!"

"Mhm, I can see that..." Twilight flicked her hoof in a strange manner, Rarity, Applejack and Fluttershy began to crowd around your group with looks of prejudice plastered on their faces.

They were circling around like vultures, licking their lips. Too bad for you, you were stuck clutching Pink pone's ear in this situation.

"Grab them!" Twilight barked, and of course her "friends," followed through with the order. "I thought I could trust you two, my two friends; through thick and thin..."

"Twilight, you're just paranoid; don't do this!" Rainbow attempted to charge her, but was held back by the intense strength of Rarity's magic.

"I wonder what'll happen if I shrink you both..." She began to charge her magic, purple horn poised with a sickening glow.

>You were attempting to find a way out of this, and your own salvation was beneath you. An old; dirty pillow was on the floor, it could cushion your fall.

Twilight was aiming for Rainbow Dash, but she could also hit Pinkie Pie with the spell.

>You only have one protective barrier making gem, and two big horse friends to save.

So, who do you save from a "fate worse than death"?
>It all happened in a flash.

>You took off in a heartbeat, and smacked flat against the somewhat soft pillow.

"'Nonny, wh-where are ya goin?!" Pinkie screamed, as she watched your tiny self scurry across the floor towards Rainbow Dash, gem in hand.

>It all happened so...so fast.

>You hid behind Rainbow Dash's forehooves, the twin blue monoliths shielding you from the torturous gaze of Twilight.

"No wait!-" Pinkie begged. Your magical barrier opened, and it completely covered the astoundingly giant Rainbow Dash's body.

"Oh Rarity~ are you feeling up for a 'Pinkie Party'?" Twilight teased, and she fired a whirling bolt of purple magic. The sight was incredible, yet at the same time, horrible.

Pinkie's once gigantic legs began to collapse into her body, and she began to vibrate uncontrollably. Pinkie was taken from being a monster mare, to a pink plaything for the other ravenous ponies.

"Why yes, darling; I think we should both get into this smashing party...mmm..." Rarity's bloodthirsty grin was the stuff of nightmares. Twilight and Rarity now towered over Pinkie, and they surrounded her in an intimidating manner.

Rarity was looking at Mini-Pinkie with lust in her eye, slightly caressing her regal rump.

Twilight, however; was looking as vengeful as ever, it was time for her to send a message to you and all of her "friends."

> All you could do was watch in horror, but you weren't completely immobile. Do you just want to sit back and watch in awe of what exactly is going to happen next? Just to see what they are capable of?
>"Rainbow, we can't let them get Pinkie!" You commanded her to go and halt the two unicorns from doing god know's what to Pinkie.

"All right, let's kick some fla-" Rainbow was completely stunned, she had to fight Fluttershy and Applejack. And, as an added bonus; the stone only actually worked in magical situations.

"Where do ya think yer' goin' sugarcube?" Applejack bonked her hooves together.

"Anon, go; go save Pinkie, I'll handle the trash." With that, you gave Rainbow a stout nod and head out into the danger zone.

>"Pinkie, don't worry I'm here to save you!" Applejack and Fluttershy were too busy fighting giant Dash to notice your tiny self run to Pinkie's aid.

"Nonny' I knew you wouldn't leave me!" She cheered, galloping towards you.

"Twilight, allow me to deal with the traitor; I'll make sure she'll be...put in line." Rarity laughed, and took two steps towards the tiny running Pinkie Pie.

>"Pinkie, look out!" And lookout she did, but who could miss the sight that greeted her eyes.

"This is the most fabulous flank in all of Equestia~, and you are about to become part of it!" Rarity lowered her fat posterior down to Pinkie's tiny body.

>"No, I'm not letting this happen!" Sprinting with all of your might, you got immediately to Pinkie's side and pushed her out of the way.

Too bad for you, you weren't as lucky...

"Annnd squish goes the traitor!" Rarity's massive posterior came crashing down onto you with a seductive squee from the massive white mare.

Rarity squashed you like a bug with her "fabulous" ass. She looked confused, as she surveyed the floor for you, but saw Pinkie darting out of her range.

"Oh Twilight~ Come here~" She wiggled her rump, she was quite the fat flank.

"What is it Rarity?"

"Look at my new accessory...isn't it the perfect complement for my ample ass?" She swung herself arou"Now that we've dealt with the riff raff, what shall we do with our treacherous "friends?" Rarity continued to examine the body stuck to her flank.

"They've been lead astray, Rarity; we must show them no mercy." Twilight cracked her neck and stared small Pinkie straight in the eyes.

"How do you purpose we do that, dear?"

"We make her show us some sisterly love..."

"Oooh I love the sound of that~"

"Rarity, turn around." A dastardly smile crept across Twilight's face.

"But of course, Twilight!" Rarity swapped her stance, and presented her destructive derrière to Pinkie, still slightly weeping about what just happened.

"Kiss it, Pinkie; and you will be redeemed." Twilight demanded in a harsh tone, clearly she had gone full on bonkers.

"N-no, I-I won't; you meanie!" Pinkie backed away slowly, inching away from Rarity's bodacious backside.

"That's fine then, it's your life, really!"

"You'll let me g-go then?" She sniffled.

"Oh of course not, you obviously can't be trusted; I'll just have to eat you!" Twilight's mouth began to drool. "And I've got a real sweet tooth..."

"N-no please, I'll do anything! Please, Twilight..."

"Give Rarity a biig kiss then, Pinkie..." Rarity looked overshoulder, and gave the tiny Pink mare a seductive grin.

Pinkie could only quiver at the thought, kiss THAT big booty? She shook her head in protest, but what was she to do? Nothing, nothing at all.

"Do it dear, you'll live; we promise, we Pinkie Promise~." Rarity rolled her tongue across her gums in delight.nd and introduced Twilight to the shrunken snooper now permanently stuck to her flank.

"Okay, please, I'll do it; just let me go after!"

"Pucker up~" Sung Rarity, giving Pinkie a close look at her plump rump.

Pinkie took a big, deep breath; and puckered her lips up. She kissed Rarity's juicy rear, a quick peck on the cheek. She could only taste dirt and a faint iron flavour from the white unicorn's big butt.

"What was that? That was no kiss, that was a joke!" Twilight complained, and her eyebrows lowered in anger.

"Maybe you didn't hear me, or maybe you're just too damn stupid to understand." Twilight complained. "Smooch it, Pinkie; tongue and all!"

"But I already-"

"Do it!"

"I already did!"

"Horseapples, you do it; or I'll be having Pinkie Pie for dinner!" Twilight rubbed her belly. "And you know that isn't an invitation to a meal..."

Not another thought came to Pinkie's mind, she had to do this; she had to save herself. For Anon.

Pinkie moved her tiny lips up to the gigantic ass of Rarity once more, for a smooch. Rarity, however; wanted this to have a lasting impact not only on Pinkie Pie, but for anyone else even contemplating defecting.

So, she introduced her to the canyon of fabulosity. Pinkie wound up her lips, and closed her eyes; leaning in to smooch Rarity rump; but ended up head first inside of Rarity's crack.

"Enjoying yourself UMF, dear?" She rattled her rear up in the air and giggled in a sensual tone.

Pinkie knew what she still had to do, and gave a long, wet smooch to the inside of Rarity's ass. Twilight commanded her to "use her tongue," and that's just what she did. Her tiny pink tongue ran around the flank of Rarity, a muddied taste of high quality soap and sweat filling her mouth.

Rarity was enjoying this little ass service from the micro Pinkie Pie, a warm flow of confidence sending a chill up her perverted spine. The lips of Pinkie continued to work, and Rarity felt a great deal of pride knowing that the traitor was at least being put to good use, even if it was kissing her round rump.
Unfortunately, Pinkie was about to find out that Rarity was a bit "rough."

"Oh my~ this feels too good!" Twilight was observing Rarity twitch and turn in pleasure of the pink pony inside of her rear, as she continued to listen to Rarity's blissful moans.

With a flick of the hoof, Twilight signalled for Rarity to do...something horrible.

"Nighty night, Pinkie Pie!" Rarity tensed up her jiggly white cheeks, and began to squeeze the life out of Pinkie.

"NO R-Rarity p-please!" Pinkie was turning from pink to blue and blue to purple; the vice grip of the Rarity rump was too much for her minuscule body.

A loud, depressing crunch followed; as Rarity squeezed one final time, and completely flattened Pinkie Pie.

Rainbow Dash finally got done dealing with Applejack and Fluttershy to discover what had happened. She saw Pinkie's tiny body fall lifelessly out of that white bitch's flank.

"Pinkie! Oh you bitches; what in the name of Celestia did you do!?" She stomped her hoof in the downed Applejack's face, a jawshattering blow if anyone ever saw one.

"We took out the trash, first that braindead detective; and now..." Rarity looked at the crushed body of Pinkie Pie with a twisted grin.

"I'll get you for this, mark my damn words; you and your entire cult of cunts!" Rainbow ran to the door, and Rarity aimed a stone held within her magical grasp at Rainbow's head.

"Let her go, she's broken; we've made out point." Twilight laughed, stomping Pinkie's body into dust like a bug.

"Besides, nobody'll believe her...not after we tell the town what she did..." Twilight peeled your pancaked body off of Rarity's hindquarters with a look of disdain.

>*ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED* Butt you Pinkie Promised...

>END OF CH1