Hornass (Request)

Anonymous

Dickbutt.
Cheese Pizza.
Cola.
Rainbow shoes.


>Day lazyness in Requestria
>You are Anon
>Laziest morning man in Equestria
>Well the only man in Equestria
>You roll off the bed and through the hole you crafted so that you would land right on the couch a floor below you
>It works perfectly all the time
>Then you roll off the couch and on to the conveyor belt that you had Flutterrapist install
>Not like the laziest morning man is gonna do that himself
>The conveyor belt takes you into the bathroom and stops while machine arms shave you
>One of the machine arms picks you up by the waist and puts you on the toilet
>Then it punches you in the stomach, rocketting the shit out of you into the bowl
>It flushes and then water squirts up at your butthole, cleaning it
>The arms hold you up in the shower while a third one turns the water on
>You remain limp as they all wash you and dry you
>You are thrown back on the conveyor belt and carried back to your room where the mechanical arms cloth you
>Then they drop you down the hole next to your bed so you land on the couch again, fully dressed, shat, showered, and shaved
>You jump over the conveyor belt and stretch out
Man, being a lazy morning person is a lot of work...
>You walk to the fridge and open it to see the most wonderful thing
>Cheese Pizza and cola
Oh god yess....
>You take them out and put the box on the counter as you eat them chilled slices while chugging the 2 liter bottle
>So fucking good
>There's a knock on the door
Fuck now what...
>You put on your Rainbow Shoe and look for the other one
Where the fuck did I put it...
>There is a squeak noise and you see something blue and rainbow under your table
>You pull it out
Oh there it is.
>You shove your foot into it and it moans loudly and squeezes on your foot
>Shoes totally do that
>You walk to the door and open it
>It's Fluttershy, with a picture in her hooves
>"Um, so I was wondering if maybe your fetish was...dickbutt?"
>Wat
>Wat
>Wat
Wat.
>She turns the picture she has around and it is a pony thing with it's horn coming out of its butt
Wait just one fuck...
>"What?"
Horns are dicks?
>"What did you think they were?"
>You stare at her
>That time at Twilight's...

--Flashback time Motha Fucka--

>You at Twilight's housebrary
>In the tree
>She asked you to come over so she could try some magical shit on you
>Her horn glows and your hair poofs out to an afro
Holy shit! That's awesome!
>"Thanks Anon."
>She makes her horn glow again and it goes away
Aw...
>"Well...break time. I'm pretty tired right now...can you uh..."
Pet you?
>Her cheeks turn a shade of light pink
>"I told you not to call it that..."
Whatever. Get over here!
>You throw out your arm as you say that
>No chain attached to a blade comes out
Darn...
>"What?"
Oh nothing.
>She trots over to you and sits on your lap facing away from you
>You run your hand through her mane and she exhales deeply
>You pet her for a good few minutes
>Then you go up higher once and touch the base of her horn
>"Oh yes~"
What?
>"Oh um...it uh...relieves tension in the m-magic users body when their horn is massaged...but I can't do it properly with hooves. Spike helps me sometimes bu-"
I get it. I'll do it.
>"Oh okay..."
>You grip her horn and she moans
>"Yes...harder and stroke it."
>Okay?
>You grab as hard as you can and slide your hand up
>Her body convulses and she moans loudly
>Little sparks fly out of her horn and land on you hand
>You pull your hand back
What is this?
>"...what?"
>You show her your hand
>"Oh that! That's um...candy! Yes sorry I casted a candy spell on accident."
Candy? That sounds boss!
>You pull your hand in and lick some of it off
>It's just like pop rocks!
This is awesome! Can I have some more?
>"Oh uh...just stroke my horn again like that..."

--Back to the Future--

>You are still standing in the doorway just looking off in the distance
>Fluttershy's voice catches you out of your retarded state of mind
>"Anon!"
>You look down at her
Wait, where did my shoe go?
>"Y-your shoe?"
You hid it didn't you?!
>"W-what? I don't know w-what you're talking about!"
LIAR!
>You grab her by the mane and cunt punt her to the road
>You slam your door and search for that other shoe
Fucking Fluttershy...