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- Unique XP awards you've earned:
- 400 killed a Sir Found a Sir and killed it.
- 400 neutralized a FCEF freeball Found a FCEF freeballa sarge and neutralized it.
- 400 killed a gulfbitch Found a gulfbitch and killed it.
- 400 killed a sandworm Walk without rhythm.
- 400 executed a tortuga corsair Found a tortuga corsair and executed it.
- 400 slew a bossilisk Found a bossilisk and slew it.
- 400 crushed a giant ant It feels good to have one foot on top.
- 400 defeated a giant ant guard Overpowered the ant queen's guards.
- 400 murdered a necropolis boome Found a necropolis boomer zombie and murdered it.
- 400 murdered an Ilids Found an Ilids and murdered it.
- 400 killed a genmac Found a genmac and killed it.
- 400 snuffed a HappyFriend Found a HappyFriend and snuffed it.
- 400 murdered an ARACHNOTRON Found an ARACHNOTRON and murdered it.
- 400 killed a Milton Found a Milton and killed it.
- 400 wasted a Tardboy Found a Tardboy and wasted it.
- 400 neutralized a rage Found a rage and neutralized it.
- 400 smashed a giant mangrove cr CRAAAB BATTLE!
- 400 neutralized a FCEF commando Found a FCEF commando and neutralized it.
- 400 wasted an antopotamus Found an antopotamus and wasted it.
- 400 neutralized a sky pirate gu He was no Vyse.
- 400 crushed a giant fire ant It feels good to have one foot on top.
- 400 killed a blackfur yeti Found a blackfur yeti and killed it.
- 400 slew a rock turtle Cowabunga!
- 400 slew an ashbeast Found an ashbeast and slew it.
- 400 dispatched a sky pirate eli Drachma would be proud.
- 400 killed a diablo seco engine Found a diablo seco engineer and killed it.
- 400 dispatched an abom citizen Found an abom citizen and dispatched it.
- 400 executed a great old one Found a great old one and executed it.
- 400 neutralized an adult dino Tyranosaurus Reich
- 400 killed a master vampire You don't belong in this world!
- 400 junked a junker Worth five cents at your local recycling center!
- 400 slew a karnivore senior Found a karnivore senior and slew it.
- 400 slaughtered a raider boss Found a raider boss and slaughtered it.
- 400 neutralized a mutant footba Found a mutant footballer and neutralized it.
- 400 slew a mutant bootlegger Found a mutant bootlegger and slew it.
- 400 dispatched a mutant firefig Found a mutant firefighter and dispatched it.
- 400 smashed a silicate treeman From life to loess.
- 400 chopped a treeman Tore down a treeman. TIMBER!
- 400 murdered an ice yeti Found an ice yeti and murdered it.
- 400 slew a 108 dragon red pole Found a 108 dragon red pole and slew it.
- 400 murdered a karnivore punk FUKKED WIT DA KARNOVORES
- 400 offed a mall boomer zombie Found a mall boomer zombie and offed it.
- 400 offed a jigsurgeon Found a jigsurgeon and offed it.
- 400 slew an arachnotron Shot at an arachnotron until it died.
- 400 executed an arachno queen Found an arachno queen and executed it.
- 384 neutralized a mold beast Found a mold beast and neutralized it.
- 360 snuffed a moleperson Found a moleperson and snuffed it.
- 352 neutralized a drilliac Found a drilliac and neutralized it.
- 352 offed a grindroid Found a grindroid and offed it.
- 336 slaughtered a toxic freak Found a toxic freak and slaughtered it.
- 320 wasted a glass tree Found a glass tree and wasted it.
- 320 slaughtered a FCEF freeball Found a FCEF freeballa and slaughtered it.
- 320 offed a FCEF scout Found a FCEF scout and offed it.
- 320 offed an enforcer droid Found an enforcer droid and offed it.
- 320 executed a blue screamer Found a blue screamer and executed it.
- 320 killed a grizzly Found a grizzly and killed it.
- 304 slew a 108 dragon thug Found a 108 dragon thug and slew it.
- 300 killed a basilisk Monster.
- 300 slew a tentacle raper In porn, this would be impossible before it had its way with you.
- 280 offed a macromite Found a macromite and offed it.
- 280 murdered a biomechanical fr Found a biomechanical freak and murdered it.
- 280 slaughtered a monstrosity Found a monstrosity and slaughtered it.
- 264 murdered a deep one Dagon will not be pleased with you.
- 250 murdered an alien invader Bleep bloop. SKEEBLE!
- 240 slew a radome scientist Found a radome scientist and slew it.
- 240 executed an adolescent dino Found an adolescent dino and executed it.
- 240 slew a freak citizen Found a freak citizen and slew it.
- 240 slaughtered an invading roc Found an invading rock leech and slaughtered it.
- 240 dispatched a rock leech Found a rock leech and dispatched it.
- 240 wasted a boomer zombie Found a boomer zombie and wasted it.
- 224 snuffed a suicide bomber wi Found a suicide bomber with a parachute and snuffed it.
- 224 dispatched a suicide bomber Found a suicide bomber and dispatched it.
- 224 wasted a phagelab zombie You're fighting for your life inside a thriller, thriller
- 220 dispatched a satanist nun
- 208 executed a hepcat So hip, daddy-o.
- 208 slew a shoggoth spawn Found a shoggoth spawn and slew it.
- 200 exorcized an apparition Found an apparition and murdered it.
- 200 neutralized a romper Found a romper and neutralized it.
- 200 killed a jiang shi
- 200 slew a war veteran Found a war veteran and slew it.
- 200 killed a ripperscrub Found a ripperscrub and killed it.
- 200 neutralized an arachno Found an arachno and neutralized it.
- 192 killed a necropolis zombie Found a necropolis zombie and killed it.
- 184 slew a tankboy Found a tankboy and slew it.
- 184 chopped a chutney Killed a chutney. Ya bleedin' birk.
- 176 wasted a chomoninja Found a chomoninja and wasted it.
- 176 slaughtered a yeti Found a yeti and slaughtered it.
- 176 executed a crocodile Found a crocodile and executed it.
- 168 offed a lobstrosity You're gonna need a LOT of butter.
- 160 offed an otaku miniboss Found an otaku miniboss and offed it.
- 160 offed a necropolis treasure Found a necropolis treasure hunter and offed it.
- 160 murdered a giant cave spide AHHHHH FUCK I HATE SPIDERS
- 160 dispatched an angry soda ma That fucking soda machine had it coming.
- 160 neutralized a spammer Your quest for perfect hair must go on.
- 160 snuffed a crackfiend Found a crackfiend and snuffed it.
- 144 snuffed a chomo guard Found a chomo guard and snuffed it.
- 144 dispatched a mime Found a mime and dispatched it.
- 144 slaughtered an armordillo Found an armordillo and slaughtered it.
- 128 slaughtered a macero farmer Found a communist farmer and slaughtered it.
- 120 neutralized an observatory Found an observatory zombie and neutralized it.
- 120 executed an island native Found an island native and executed it.
- 120 dispatched a sailor Found a sailor and dispatched it.
- 120 slaughtered a river squid Found a river squid and slaughtered it.
- 120 neutralized a celebrity zom TOM CRUISE MISSILE HITS CELEBRITY ZOMBIE
- 120 slaughtered a nippoacolyte Found a nippoacolyte and slaughtered it.
- 120 murdered an alligator Found an alligator and murdered it.
- 120 killed a mall zombie Found a mall zombie and killed it.
- 120 murdered a racist I'll getcha neegras!
- 120 executed a zombie 'Cuz it's a thriller, thriller night...
- 112 offed a redneck It puts the lotion on its skin.
- 104 murdered a nippoinitiate Found a nippoinitiate and murdered it.
- 104 banished a poltergeist An invisible man, sleeping in your bed
- 100 slaughtered a Jacob sheep Found a Jacob sheep and slaughtered it.
- 96 slew a crackhead I just wanted a rock...
- 96 dispatched a chuman guard Found a chuman guard and dispatched it.
- 96 neutralized a vampire bat Found a vampire bat and neutralized it.
- 96 murdered a googlepede Found a googlepede and murdered it.
- 96 wasted a red chud It's like a chud. Only red.
- 96 murdered a tusker Don't forget to save the dick. It'll make a good hotdog.
- 96 slaughtered a chobo No sigrits for him!
- 96 offed a porcuswine Found a porcuswine and offed it.
- 96 executed a bully Found a bully and executed it.
- 80 slaughtered a pregnant teen Found a pregnant teenager and slaughtered it.
- 80 offed a nerdling Found a nerdling and offed it.
- 80 killed a cave chukka Found a cave chukka and killed it.
- 80 executed a nipposervulant Found a nipposervulant and executed it.
- 80 murdered a caiman Found a caiman and murdered it.
- 80 killed a chud Found a chud and killed it.
- 80 slew a babymomma You dun tuk her bebby away!
- 72 snuffed a mutant shark Jawsome!
- 72 snuffed a pirate Found a pirate and snuffed it.
- 72 executed a projects thug Found a projects thug and executed it.
- 72 offed a beefalo Mmmmm.... ribwich.
- 72 slew an ITLAPD pirate Sent an ITLAPD pirate to Davy Jones' Locker.
- 72 wasted an assaulting gangla Found an assaulting gangland citizen and wasted it.
- 72 dispatched an otaku kid WWWRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYY!?
- 72 offed a gangland citizen Found a gangland citizen and offed it.
- 64 neutralized a heavy-duty sc Found a heavy-duty scumbag and neutralized it.
- 64 wasted a bat That guy was driving me bananas. What? Why are you looking at me like that?
- 64 dispatched a sea chud Beware the wrath of Grath!
- 64 snuffed a scumbag Found a scumbag and snuffed it.
- 64 neutralized a chukka Found a chukka and neutralized it.
- 56 wasted a radscorpion Found a radscorpion and wasted it.
- 56 neutralized a chobo (sharpt Found a chobo (sharpton) and neutralized it.
- 50 slew an ant larva Eliminating the brood one hatchling at a time.
- 48 executed a DeadBot Found a DeadBot and executed it.
- 48 offed a neo-vicky Found a neo-vicky and offed it.
- 48 neutralized a giant rat Found a giant rat and neutralized it.
- 48 slew a slagtown monkey Who is the alpha male now?
- 48 offed an orphan -agnes fuck you
- 40 snuffed a sleeper Found a sleeper and snuffed it.
- 40 slaughtered a flayer Found a flayer and slaughtered it.
- 40 killed a chicken Found a chicken and killed it.
- 40 murdered a ship rat Found a ship rat and murdered it.
- 40 dispatched a crab Found a crab and dispatched it.
- 40 snuffed a cave spider Found a cave spider and snuffed it.
- 40 murdered a necropolis spect Found a necropolis spectre and murdered it.
- 40 murdered a chuman Found a chuman and murdered it.
- 40 slaughtered a sentry droid Found a sentry droid and slaughtered it.
- 40 snuffed a truck stop dog Q: What is more amazing than a talking dog? A: A spelling Bee!!!!
- 40 executed a yacatisma cultis Found a yacatisma cultist and executed it.
- 40 offed a wild dog Q: What did the dog call his father? A: His paw!!!
- 32 dispatched a chomologist Found a chomologist and dispatched it.
- 32 offed a mountain pass bandi Found a mountain pass bandit and offed it.
- 24 neutralized an exterminator Found an exterminator and neutralized it.
- 24 wasted a radome technician Found a radome technician and wasted it.
- 24 slew a devil's towers occup Found a devil's towers occupant and slew it.
- 24 slew a piss bird Found a piss bird and slew it.
- 24 snuffed a bull stingray In memory of the Hunter!
- 24 killed a robot monster Found a robot monster and killed it.
- 24 wasted a sex slave Oh bondage, up yours!
- 24 executed a scorpion Found a scorpion and executed it.
- 24 snuffed a prisoner Shank n' Bank
- 24 wasted a Mormon Found a Mormon and wasted it.
- 24 executed a jungle monkey Found a jungle monkey and executed it.
- 24 slew a war abomination Found a squad abomination and slew it.
- 24 murdered a war freak Found a squad hideous freak and murdered it.
- 24 killed a human monster Found a human monster and killed it.
- 24 dispatched a CSS intsec age Found a CSS intsec agent and dispatched it.
- 24 neutralized a water creatur to the last I grapple with thee; from hell's heart I stab at thee;
- 24 wasted a corpsegrinder Found a corpsegrinder and wasted it.
- 24 killed a chestburster Get away from her, you bitch!
- 24 slaughtered a hentai nurse How can you say you love her if you can't even eat her poop?
- 24 wasted a lammergier Found a lammergier and wasted it.
- 24 slew a vulture Found a vulture and slew it.
- 24 dispatched a luskentryan ch Found a luskentryan child and dispatched it.
- 24 dispatched a consumer There's just no joke funny enough.
- 24 dispatched a mountain ram Found a mountain ram and dispatched it.
- 24 neutralized a rattlesnake Found a rattlesnake and neutralized it.
- 24 slew a cave slug Managed to kill one of them...
- 24 neutralized a gatekeeper Found a gatekeeper and neutralized it.
- 24 murdered a carnie Found a carnie and murdered it.
- 24 dispatched a molegull Found a molegull and dispatched it.
- 24 dispatched a clown What am I, a clown to you? Am I here for your amusement?
- 24 neutralized an escaped pris Killbot found him.
- 24 killed a hospital patient He's out of his misery.
- 24 slew a sewer beetle Found a sewer beetle and slew it.
- 24 dispatched a juicer Made juice out of a juicer.
- 24 neutralized a small rat He just wanted to dress up like one of the three musketeers!
- 24 killed a crack baby Found a crack baby and killed it.
- 24 euthanized an old fart Found an old man and murdered it.
- 16 slaughtered a citizen But... his stuff.
- 16 murdered a bunny Found a bunny and murdered it.
- 8 murdered a kitten You wanker.
- 8 murdered an offspring Found an offspring and murdered it.
- You've had 205/370 species killed, for 36508/57563 XP.
- Unique XP awards you've earned:
- 150 found the necropolis gate
- 125 went to heaven
- 125 found stormfront island
- 125 went to hell
- 100 found the necropolis 'el'
- 100 visited the refinery
- 100 climbed on mount fisty
- 100 explored birchwood heights
- 100 discovered the dragon hideout
- 100 found the adamant canyon west
- 75 found the hamner observatory
- 75 explored the DOD compound
- 75 visited the subterranean hideout
- 75 discovered the weezer lake
- 75 visited spaaaaaaaaaaace
- 75 found the crumbling victorian
- 75 visited the cave of all souls
- 75 visited the ruined arcade
- 75 explored W-U 14th Floor
- 75 explored the river island
- 75 visited the flower tower
- 75 discovered the three james woods plaza 2nd floor
- 75 visited the three james woods plaza 1st floor
- 75 discovered the one james woods plaza 2nd floor
- 75 explored the one james woods plaza 1st floor
- 75 explored the martinez hills
- 75 explored the The Triton
- 75 visited the Comrade Caverns
- 75 discovered the Big Dick's Halfway Inn
- 75 visited the sky
- 75 reached the pirate ship
- 75 visited the beneath pangu
- 75 landed at macero
- 75 discovered the dank dock digout
- 75 reached Coventry island
- 75 reached the pitcairn island
- 75 discovered shipwreck cove
- 75 found pangu island
- 75 reached the house of leaves
- 75 visited the labyrinth
- 75 discovered the necropolis floodplain
- 75 found the necropolis' heart
- 75 visited the subterranean colony
- 75 explored the berkeley psychic institute
- 75 found devil's towers
- 75 discovered Fry's
- 75 discovered the suburban home
- 75 explored the skullcano!
- 75 reached the necropolis sewers
- 75 found the camp benjamin
- 75 explored the southern necropolis
- 75 found the Jungle Hideout
- 75 visited the exxon valdez
- 75 found the gulf of stockton
- 75 reached the sea of dunes
- 75 discovered the cube
- 75 investigated diablo seco
- 75 visited the gehenna
- 75 visited the overgrown chateau
- 75 found the aphotic grotto
- 75 visited the hellbore
- 75 discovered the maas subway
- 75 reached the bauxite mine
- 75 discovered the ashen valley
- 75 discovered the mountainside
- 75 found the decrepit farmhouse
- 75 visited haaskel dormitory
- 75 reached the screamer base
- 75 reached the star field
- 75 reached the death adder ravine
- 75 visited 990 lambda way
- 75 visited birchwood
- 75 visited the glass mesa
- 75 found the forest trail
- 75 discovered the luskentryan mansion
- 75 explored the luskentyre plateau
- 75 discovered the canyon's depths
- 75 explored the adamant canyon east
- 75 explored the takotech ruins
- 75 visited the dam interior
- 75 explored the weezer village
- 75 visited the cargill beach
- 75 found weezer dam
- 75 explored spaceorg HQ
- 75 visited the new clearwater sewer system
- 75 found new clearwater
- 75 visited maas-neotek
- 75 found kakuri monastery, basement
- 75 visited the subway tunnels
- 75 explored the LB3
- 75 found the chinese tunnels
- 75 discovered the sub-sewers
- 75 discovered the bradbury basement
- 75 reached lanyard court fire station
- 75 explored the maze
- 75 explored Weyland-utani building
- 75 discovered the colossus silo
- 75 visited the open prairie
- 75 visited the underground river
- 75 found the foggy clearing
- 75 reached the crashed C130V
- 75 visited the crater forest
- 75 found the rodger young
- 75 discovered botany bay
- 75 reached the ocean cliffs
- 75 found the underground mine
- 75 found the mountain pass
- 75 explored the Lurleen estates
- 75 visited remote church
- 75 explored the impound yard
- 75 visited the acres
- 75 visited the village of lurleen
- 75 discovered phil's diner
- 75 explored the abandoned highway
- 75 explored Edith's house
- 75 found the country road
- 75 found the chemical plant
- 75 discovered the nukem academy
- 75 discovered the watery fissure
- 75 explored warehouse
- 75 explored the sealab
- 75 discovered the bay of freedom
- 75 visited the mall
- 75 discovered the toxic dump
- 75 found sharpton interior
- 75 explored the sharpton projects - exterior
- 75 visited the north beach
- 75 visited our dear lady of lust
- 75 reached glowstiller
- 75 discovered kakuri monastery 1st floor
- 75 found kakuri island
- 75 visited vault 4
- 75 explored the wasteland
- 75 visited the sewers
- 75 visited the cave complex
- 60 discovered the crater rim
- 50 found saint god's memorial hospital
- 50 visited final rest home
- 50 visited gangland
- 50 visited the shoreline
- 25 discovered the bombed-out building
- 5 discovered the two james woods plaza 2nd floor
- 5 discovered the two james woods plaza 1st floor
- 1 achieved nirvana
- You've had 144/228 places explored, for 10796/16816 XP.
- Unique XP awards you've earned:
- 800 bad ass! You're a baaaaaad motha.
- 600 eureka! Discovered a manufacturing process.
- 600 satanist! Made a reputation for flamboyant evil.
- 500 the postman Keven Costner has nothing on you.
- 500 Heart of Darkness When you gaze into the abyss...
- 500 mount fisty Climbed treacherous Mount Fisty. Go you!
- 500 mad scientist! Made a reputation as a mad scientist.
- 450 crime boss! Made a reputation as a hardcore criminal.
- 400 mob doc Used your medical skills to help a fugitive escape justice.
- 400 mad bomber! You're the midnight bomber...what bombs at midnight.
- 400 gruesome Killed a grue in a gruesome way.
- 350 basement dweller Fell victim to crowbar's trap.
- 350 cannon Fired a live grenade from the cannon on the pirate ship.
- 350 hit man Committed murder for hire.
- 300 lord of war They say that I am the lord of war, but perhaps it is you.
- 300 racketeer Offered 'protection' to a local business.
- 250 freakbane Zed's dead, baby.
- 250 tourist Watched the Bose-Warwick Planetarium lightshow.
- 250 geocacher Found ten geocaches.
- 250 bounty hunter Iced ten bounty targets for Fat Ratzo.
- 200 celebrity Signed some memorabilia for your biggest fan.
- 200 ghostbuster You are seriously not afraid of no ghost.
- 150 otaku Made a tamagotchi happy. You loser.
- 150 millionaire Made a million clams, in the parlance of our times.
- 150 budd dwyer Hey man, nice shot.
- 150 robot repairman Went through a lot of trouble to fix a grumpy robot. Good work, meatsack!
- 150 hobbyist Spent your time collecting a bunch of mementos.
- 150 demolition man Helped clear the rubble in the maas subway.
- 150 con artist Talked a citizen out of some money.
- 150 soulthief Trapped some poor sucker's soul in a pentagram.
- 100 SRS Had your genitalia reorganized.
- 100 beacon repairman Fixed a useless beacon light. Good work, fleshpile.
- 100 cop killer Offed a cop. You hard mothafucka you.
- 100 shyster Got a defendant off in simulated court.
- 100 fuck trees You're climbing buoys motherfucker.
- 100 bully You were a total dick to some poor nerd.
- 100 air supply Brought the gate trooper his favorite album.
- 100 finish him! Executed fifty fatalities.
- 100 curly moustache oh he's so pringles
- 75 basejumper Parachuted off a building. Wow.
- 75 sky pirate stole an aircraft and sold it for scrap
- 50 crocodile hunter Went for a swim with a bull stingray.
- 50 crying while eating For it was by this path that mankind lost its innocence.
- 50 ray parker jr. When a fridge asks if you're a god, you say yes.
- 50 the serenest Won a staring contest.
- 50 breeder The miracle of childbirth!
- 50 soylent feast Nothing beats the home made stuff!
- 25 rats off to ya Killed the legendary gangman Rat Fatzo in your dreams.
- 25 zombified Returned from the grave as a pitiful zombie.
- 25 beefalo tipper Had some fun at the beefalo's expense. You jackass.
- 25 david motari That was mean.
- 20 conet Intercepted the conch shell transmission.
- 10 oh the humanity Broke a bottle of vintage wine. Why?!
- 10 kitten killer Didn't think of the kittens, wanker.
- 9 penectomy Hope it was worth it.
- 8 jiang shi slayer Helped the old chinese man kill zombies.
- 7 The R Crumb Like a couple of dang spider monkeys..
- 5 burger run Brought a chudburger to Commander Andy
- 5 macgyver It's a little recipe I use in emergencies.
- 1 cowcatcher Hit by a train!
- 1 emo lol.
- 1 happyfood Eaten by a tiny happy friend.
- 1 candiru Shared your urethra with the candiru fish.
- 1 ghostbuster Made a living busting ghosts.
- 1 scam artist Made a living scamming people out of their credit.
- 1 whore Sold your body to the night. ROXANNE!
- 1 baby killer Terminated an inconvenient pregnancy.
- 1 James Kopp Saved the unborn by murdering a doctor.
- 1 utility worker Made a living repairing the city's utilities.
- 1 griefer Killed another player. You big tough manly man.
- 1 ruptured Ruptured the very fabric of the world. Way to go!
- 1 medic Made a living helping the ill and disabled.
- 1 golden shower Watering for sport.
- 1 cherry popper Devirginized someone.
- 1 retroactive autoabortion Took the easy way out. Coward.
- 1 etiquette learned in the way of ETIQUETTE
- 1 the clap Contracted an unfortunate social disease.
- 1 tim tebow Performed an amateur circumcision on an underprivileged child.
- You've had 78/319 achievements, for 11443/43435 XP.
- Unique XP awards you've earned:
- 1500 missile commander Launched the Colossus missile. You inhuman bastard.
- 1000 sea chud genocide
- 1000 gleaming the cube Survived the monstrous CUBE. No one will ever believe you.
- 1000 chud genocide Murdered every chud in the sewers.
- 1000 ronin Got the case out of W-U for Slim.
- 900 quaid Started the reactor.
- 800 EOD ka-boom
- 800 Colony Conqueror Her reign of terror comes to an end.
- 800 Edith's dolly Returned Edith's dolly to her.
- 750 Deforester The forces of pollution have nothing on the likes of you!
- 650 interceptor Intercepted one of Slim Stabby's shipments.
- 650 oil baron Refined and sold a full tank of gasoline from the refinery.
- 650 turing award 10 PRINT 'UR GAY' 20 GOTO 10
- 600 liberator Reunited the peasant sisters in botany bay.
- 600 matter compiler Used the ancient matter compiler to make valuable metals.
- 600 redneck nuker yeehaa! kablooey!
- 500 gourmand Satisfied the idiotic, petty gustatory desires of Ricardo.
- 500 rampage Did lots of obviously naughty things.
- 500 tesla Triggered the mighty earthquake machine.
- 500 red chud genocide
- 500 sealab flooder Killed the deep one abomination, and flooded the sealab.
- 500 gun dealer Got an invite to 77Jack's arms dealership.
- 500 electrical engineer Restored power to the Slagtown subway station.
- 500 crack bomber Terror-bombed the crack mansion.
- 500 bad lieutenant Judge, jury and executioner for The Man.
- 500 UFO Mechanic Fixed the crashed UFO at the crater rim.
- 500 brundlechud Genetically engineered the horrific BrundleChud.
- 500 enlightenment Achieved enlightenment in the Kakuri monastery.
- 500 shoggoth tunnels Found your way down into the shoggoth tunnels.
- 450 null's salvation Destroyed all the Shoggoth spawn for Null.
- 450 WOPR Beat the supercomputer WOPR at its own game.
- 400 gorton's fisherman Slew the Kraken. Fishsticks for all!
- 400 hellboy Killed the Hellboy and took his gun.
- 400 siege survivor Survived the assault on Precinct 13.
- 400 nodachi Got the lotus nodachi on Kakuri island.
- 350 egg harvest Killed the bug queen for her eggs.
- 350 baby farmer Sacrificed your firstborn to the shoggoth.
- 350 baby back ribs pt2 For one baby a day, you can keep a cannibal fed.
- 300 KKK Burned a cross on Dr. Kigabe's doorstep.
- 300 talkradio Killed the insane racist talk radio host.
- 300 sleeper escort Brought a sleeper from the screamer base back to Weezer.
- 300 chimaeraslayer Cleaned the gene pool of the hideous Chimaera.
- 250 master burglar Stole a shitload of TVs for Mung.
- 250 corporate counter-espionage Recovered Weyland-Utani's stolen technology.
- 250 borealis crewman Completed all the duties assigned to you by a grumpy robot.
- 250 corporate assassin
- 250 baby back ribs A tasty alternative to a back alley abortion.
- 250 cousteau Explored the abandoned sealab.
- 200 distress call Found the source of the Coventry broadcast.
- 200 chudhuntin' Killed a lotta chuds. Sold the meat.
- 200 Initiation Murdered your best friend for BONGHITZ.
- 200 belly of the beast Wading through a horde of the undead.
- 200 apotheosis Discovered the Juicer clan "God".
- 200 furnace Found the hidden passage in the orphanage furnace.
- 175 agnes' secret Blackmailed Sister Agnes with her nasty secret in the basement.
- 150 big brother Big Brother is now watching.
- 150 glorified errand boy Was conned into jumping through hoops for some crazy old guy.
- 150 neurosurgeon It ain't rocket science.
- 150 orphan hunter Killed a hundred diseased orphans for the Gein Foundation.
- 150 charnold Hunted down and killed the Charnold.
- 150 intern Landed a desk job at Weyland-Utani.
- 125 hitler Found the final solution to the criminal problem.
- 100 airlocked Died in the frigid hell of hard vacuum.
- 100 hostage Took a hostage at gunpoint.
- 100 Usagi Yojimbo The rabbit died. And dropped a hosaka daikatana.
- 100 moonshiner Hooked Care Dog up with some moonshine.
- 100 demon killer Killed an agent of satan for Prchr.
- 50 eye contact Made eye contact with someone far, far away.
- 50 dreamer Explored the secrets of the black house.
- 50 Rashomon Returned Ghost Dog's paperback.
- 50 fightclub Passed the Fight Club initiation.
- 50 Father Flannigan Gave some orphans a reason to live.
- 50 an unlikely seamster Brought materials to Remington.
- 50 Belding Killed the leader of the karnivores and took his jacket.
- 50 BSI admittance Gained admittance to a long-closed institute of higher learning.
- 50 buddha on the road Met buddha on the road. Killed him.
- 50 family counselling You made a family whole again.
- 50 munitions supply Supplied with munitions by Null.
- 50 drug dealer First one's free, kid!
- 50 Roshi Defeated Master Roshi in combat.
- 50 heathkit Made a stoner's life a little easier. Good job, I guess?
- 50 dreams of before Was it all just a dream?
- 1 Lumberjackin' Have you been lumberjackin', boy?
- You've had 83/149 unique experiences, for 29701/74176 XP.
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