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- >you are Applejack
- >its early evening and you are just packing up for the day on the farm…
- >wasn’t an eventful day…
- >heh, didn’t have to be after Anon spending a small fortune yesterday…
- >wonder where that feller came into that sort of money?
- >he hasn’t been at work the past couple of days.
- >you shrug it off
- >he wouldn’t buy anything unless he could afford it
- >Feller is tighter fisted than Spike after he found Rarity’s swimsuit range
- >you gather up the last of your tools and begin to move them towards the cellar
- >as you get to the door you notice the lock is missing
- >what in the hay!?
- >you fling open the doors and run down the stairs
- >you swear, if those fillies are trying to get their “binge drinking cutie marks” again you’ll-
- >as you reach to bottom of the stairs you see anon…
- >with his pants around his ankles …
- >peeing into a keg of vintage cider…
- >you stand, gobsmacked
- >wait… yeh need to get your head around this….
- >hold on a second!
- >He’s ruining Apple Family cider!
- >”ANON!! WHAT IN THE HEY ARE Y’ALL DOIN!”
- >the human cocks his head around, his face drooping as if he is half asleep
- >he sneezes, awkwardly placing his whole arm over his mouth and hiccupping quietly
- >you frown
- >or he’s drunker than Twi after half a mug….
- >he squints his eyes, trying to focus
- > he looks confused, like he doesn’t what he’s doing, who he’s talking to…
- >or how much trouble he’s in!
- >finally the pieces fall into place and he grins widely, you see him shake twice
- >he turns to face you, swaying in place….
- “wats the crack Applejack?”
- >Well…you know for sure that Anon doesn’t dye his hair
- >”Uh….you forget something there sugarcube?”
- >the human looks at you blankly…
- “Huh…oh!”
- >he pulls his pants up and begins fumbling with the belt buckle
- >good…now that that distraction is out of the way…
- “What in Celestia’s name are y’all doing!”
- >you sniff the air…
- >you can smell the methanol from here…
- >”and how much have you had to drink!?”
- >Anon raises an eyebrow, pointing to the ruined cider
- “Of that pissh, bout a keg and a half…”
- >well that explain-
- “Like drinking fuckin water!”
- >he reaches into his backpack producing a bottle of clear liquid
- “This stuff right here? Different story.”
- >He takes a swig from the bottle
- >Did he just insult your cider?
- >”You listen here mister! Just because you don’t like something it gives you no right to come over here and do whatever you want!”
- >his looks hardens
- “Well then maybe if YOU didn’t charge me and arm and a leg for your weak ass apple juice I wouldn’t have been compelled to add to your fine collection of piss!”
- >”That’s not the point! Also, why haven’t you turned up for work this week!?”
- “Cause it wasn’t constructive to the plot!”
- >you blink
- >”What!?”
- huh?
- >you know what….screw this…you’re going teach that no good varmint a lesson he won’t soon for-
- >”Applejack?”
- >you turn, seeing Big Mac standing the archway
- >”What’s all the commotion about?”
- >”Well I fou-“
- “OH if it ishn’t BIG Mac….”
- >Anon struts drunkenly over to your brother….
- “I’ve got a bone to pick with you mate!”
- >Anon forces his forehead into your brothers…
- “What kind of dick goes about calling himself Big!?”
- “You think you’re fucking better than me, yeh twat!”
- >Big Mac shies away from his assailant…
- >n-nope…
- “Then why are you calling yourself big!”
- >he pushes your brother causing him to fall back on his haunches
- >”Anon!”
- “You want to go “big” man?”
- >the human raises his fist
- ”I’ll knock yer fuckin’ bollock in!”
- >”ANON STOP! BIG IS JUST HIS NAME FOR CELESTIA’S SAKE!!”
- >he stops holding his fist in mid-air
- >he strokes his chin, pondering
- “oh yeah, forgot all you p0nies got silly names…”
- >he looks down at big back
- “Ah, am sorry mate.”
- >reaching into his back again he produces something wrapped and tinfoil
- >he drops it at your brothers feet….
- “Get that in yeh, it’s good stuff”
- >the red stallion nods nervously
- >the drunkard turns back to you
- “You know…if you wanted Apple Bloom to be successful…you should have named her something like… Lawyer Bloom…or Apple President….”
- >He destroy vintage cider….assaulted your kin and now he is insulting Apple Bloom…
- >”Anon if you don’t get out of this cellar in the 10 seconds I swear I buck you to the edge of the Everfree and back!”
- >the human stares at you
- “Sorry not interested… saving myself for Flu-Ohhhh that’s what I was doing, gotta go see Flutts!”
- >”I didn’t mean –“
- I’ll see you later AJ-oh and here”
- >grabbing a mug from the shelf he pours some of the bottled liquid
- >he hands you the cup
- “Get that down your gullet if you want some real drink.”
- >he begins climbing the stairs hap-harzardly…
- >singing some human song…
- >something about a burning ring….
- >you look at your bother, digging into the whatever Anon gave him
- >”you okay Big Mac?”
- >”Eee-yup” he says with is mouth still full
- >you look down at the mug Anon left you…
- >wait did he imply he was going buck Fluttershy?
- >you lift the mug
- >wow this stuff must be strong…
- >well, what the hay?
- >you down the contents of the mug
- >as soon as the contents hit your tongue you feel your taste buds dissolving
- >you spite most of the liquid fire out
- >GAH! What the hey is this? Rubbing alcohol?
- >How can’t anyp0ny drink thi-
- >wow nelly….who is shaking the room?
- >That good fer nothing Anon…
- >he thinks he can just come in here a do what he wants?
- >you’ll show him!
- >you look try to focus Big Mac….Mac’s….bout 5 of them….
- “Big Macintosh….get mah rope….”
- >you brother blush…or has he always been that colour?
- >anyway he’s got that look in his eye
- “Consarnit Big Mac I said it would never happen again!”
- >the stallion bows his head, meekly says okay and sets of to find you’re lasso
- >So Anon thinks he can piss in your cider eh?
- >you’re gonna catch that varmint
- >an when you do your gonna give him a buking he won’t soon forget!
- >hehe
- >that fancy human jucie finally let you see what flutershy saw…
- >you’re gonna get some of that all right!
- >you take the first step up the stairs
- >sum hot monkey dock!
- >you slip and fall back down into the celler
- >if you can get up those fucking stairs!
- >how why are the moving this isn’t fair!
- >fucking Anon!
- >”Rainbow Dash you’re the best!”
- >”We love you Dash!”
- >”You’re the best at everything!”
- >the cheers of the adoring crowds fill the air as you finish your triple rainboom backflip extravaganza!
- >you land perfectly, causing them to rush around you, each pony clamouring to catch a glimpse of their Idol: Rainbow Dash!
- >Champion of the Wonderbolts and renowned worldwide as the best flyer who ever lived!
- >”Now now, there will be plenty of time for autographs”
- >suddenly, the crowd hushes
- >Just then the crowd parts, bowing to the approaching regal figure of Princess Celestia!
- >she walks right up to you….
- >and bows
- >”Rainbow Dash, you are without a doubt the most awesome p0ny in the world…”
- >you dust off your chest
- >”Yeah, I am pretty brilliant…”
- >”So awesome that I no longer believe myself fit to rule, thus I now relinquish the throne to you”
- >at that the crowd burst into a deafening applause
- >”LONG LIVE SUPER QUEEN RAINBOW DASH THE AWSOME!”
- >well it’s about time!
- >time to check out the new digs
- >you take off at the speed of sound, arriving at the castle in 10 seconds flat
- >you burst through a window, coming to a halt at the throne
- >you look around the grand hall
- >roomy…
- >a little too roomy
- >you clap your hooves together
- >”Bring me my concubines”
- >in a flash of magic the hall is filled with ponies scantily clad in fine lace and silk dresses
- >they dance slowly on their hind legs as the fabric slips gently over their skin
- >yeah, this is the life…
- >”SING! SING FOR ME!”
- “I WANT YOU!”
- >what?
- “I NEED YOU!”
- >what the heck? That isn’t coming from the eye candy.
- “BUT THERE AINT NO WAY I AM EVER GONNA LOVE YOU!”
- >wait….this is a dream isn’t it?
- >”Ahhh”
- >you awake with a start….
- >you’re lying face down on the same could you decided to have a nap on
- >you turn over
- >dark…
- >guess you must have slept in
- “NOW DON’T FEEL SAD, ‘CAUSE TWO OUT OF THREE AIN’T BAD!”
- >that sounds like Anon….an even more loud and obnoxious Anon, but Anon
- >you peek over the cloud and sure enough you spot the human
- >walking with the unmistakable stagger of somep0ny who is plastered
- >and he’s singing with a slur
- >and taking the road from AJ’s…
- >this can only mean one thing, he got into AJ’s Stash!
- >you grin
- >and surely he’ll be kind enough to share with his good pal Rainbow Dash
- >you fly down to the human, landing beside him
- >”Hey Anon”
- >the human stops, swaying in place as he looks for the source of the sound
- >you frown
- >must have forgotten that he is one of the tallest things in Equestria
- >”Down here monkey boy”
- >He looks down and smiles stupidly
- >with speed you didn’t think possible from the human he swoops down and grabs you, hoisting you into the air
- “Rainbow Dash! How are ye!?
- >Celestia, his breath!
- “Let me tell yeh, you are fast, like really fast…I don’t even know, man…”
- >he hugs tighter
- >can’t…breath
- >”That’s…great….Anon…mind letting me go?”
- “Oh, sorry”
- >he releases you, causing you to fall to the ground
- >owww…
- >focus Rainbow, time to get some of that delicious cider
- >”Hey Anon have you been drinking?”
- “Yup!”
- >and you just back from Applejack’s?
- “Eeyup!”
- >”So, you got some cider you willing to share”
- “EEEEEEEEEEEEE-nope.”
- >the human looks disappointed at his own realisation
- >”B-but…I need some…”
- “Then how did you get drunk!? Are you holding out on me, Anon!?”
- “Nahhh mate, you’re not getting me. I don’t got any orange pony piss to drink, and let’s face it, who wants to drink orange pony piss…”
- >you blush
- >”N-no one…”
- >Anon smiles and looks at you through half-closed eyes
- “Exactly…”
- >he produces a half empty bottle of clear liquid
- “Dis stuff….man…”
- “DIS”
- “FUCKING”
- “STUFF!”
- >he punctuates each word by poking the bottle roughly
- “I mean, I am not even afraid to admit dat I think flutts is pretty hawt…”
- >wow
- >this stuff must be strong…
- >”Are you sure about this stuff Anon?”
- >the human bends down, raising an eyebrow
- “What are you…Scootlaloo?”
- >”HEY!”
- >you snatch the bottle from his hands
- >”Gimme that!”
- >you pull the cork out
- >you show him, you’ll down the whole bottle!
- >you bring it to your lips….
- >Oh wow…
- >that stuff didn’t taste like cider…
- >it tasted like burning….
- >the human picks himself up off the ground
- >what was he down there for…?
- >…
- >oh yeah…
- >you dropped the bottle as soon as the stuff touched your tongue
- >and he dived...and caught it
- >didn’t know he was that fast….
- >cause that was pretty fast…
- >I mean like zoom!
- >or whatever sound falling fast makes….
- >”Hey Anon, what noise does falling fast make?”
- >the human dusts himself off
- “You okay Rainbow?”
- >”Ammmm fine, it’s fine everything’s fine.”
- >bit dizy…better land for a sec
- “Cause you look at little…slow?”
- >what he say…
- >you…can’t really…do….
- >gah, change the topic
- >”So Anon, wats you doing trotting about out here then?”
- >the human looks at his quarter full bottle of booze, happy that there is nothing wrong with it he takes another swig
- >he winces, wiping his mouth
- “Oh, on mah way to Fluttershy…oh man, she’s got thighs from here to Timbuktu”
- >…huh?
- >”Wuts a Timbuktu”
- >Anon shrugs
- “A faraway place.”
- >oh….ohhhhhhhhh
- >wait did he just call Fluttershy fat?
- >That jerk!
- >you take of….a little shakier than usual, but still
- >”HEY, if yur gonna talk ‘bout Fluttershy, then yur gonna anser to me!”
- >you swing a hoof at his big dumb head!
- >and miss by a mile….
- >no wait, it was just a warning shot…yeah
- “But Rainbow she IS fat”
- >he just went out and….
- >oh yeah, she’s a real porker…
- >“Okay I’ll give ya that….but still…not cool man…”
- >Anon straightens himself up
- “I think of it as a compliment”
- >”How ish calling somep0ny fat a nice thing?”
- >the human grins stupidly, he gestures to come closer
- >you do…
- >he begins whispering in your ear….
- >yuh-hu…
- >yuh-hu
- >ohhhhh
- >OHHHHHHHH!
- >yeah I’ve been there….
- >haven’t done that….
- >anddddddd that’s a bit much
- >you push the human away
- >”kay I get it….”
- >Anon’s kinda fucked up…..
- >still he’s got the right idea ‘bout getting laid…
- >and you’re feeling bit more adventurous than usual
- >”Hey Anon, I got to go….catch up on some studies….if yu know what I mean”
- >the human nods happily….slowing down until he is simply staring at you
- “…No….”
- >you don’t have time for this
- >you start flying towards town…at least you think it’s towar-
- “HEY RAINBOW!”
- >you turn
- >”WUT!?”
- “YOU OKAY TO FLY!?”
- >am I okay to fly? Who does he think he’s talking to?
- >you grimace
- >”urrrr not the police of me….”
- “You’re right! It’s probably fine”
- >damn straight…
- >you’ll show him!
- >you start to speed up…
- >and start shaking…
- >and losing control…
- >and start getting closer to the ground, OH FUCK!
- >you slam down, face-first into the mud….
- >strange…that should have hurt….
- “HOLY SHIT! THAT WAS THE FUCKIN BEST!”
- >huh?
- “DO THAHT AGAIN!”
- >you grin at the praise
- >you meant to do that.
- >you are now Twilight
- >you are reading over the notes you took with Anon yesterday
- >Humans…are not the nicest creatures out there
- >what’s more worrying is the fact he describe these…”events” as acts of kindness
- >what if he decides to show human kindness in P0nyville?
- >he hasn’t done anything to raise concern so far but you still worry
- >maybe you should send a letter to the princess to be sur-
- >*CRASH
- >violent vibrations accompany the noise, causing you to jump in surprise, scattering the notes
- >what the heck was that?
- >sounds like it came from the balcony
- >better go see what’s up
- >you head to the door, opening it slowly
- >lodged between the banisters is Rainbow Dash…
- >…covered in mud, twigs and leaves….
- >”Rainbow, what happened to you?”
- >She looks up; one eye is half closed…maybe it’s swollen?
- >”Ah couple of trees jumped in front of meh.” She slurs out
- >you frown
- >she’s just drunk
- >well, l best get her out of there
- >you help untangle the blue Pegasus
- >ugh, her breath….definitely hasn’t been drinking cider
- >”Thanks luv, yur the best…”
- >and she can barely stand….I didn’t know p0nies could get this drunk.
- >maybe AJ had something in reserve?
- >no, she would never just hand it out to rainbow or anyp0ny for that matter
- >you look at your friend, trying to steady herself against the door way, breathing heavy, heaving slightly-
- >”RAINBOW STOP I’LL GET A-”
- >she throws herself over the railing
- >you hear an unpleasant noise followed by the distressed cries of an unfortunate passer by
- >too late…
- >AJ wouldn’t brew something that would put anyp0ny in this state…something is not right here….
- >wait…you’ve read something about this…
- >you rush back to your notes
- >when I was talking to you…
- >”Rainbow, who got you drunk?”
- >”ahhhmmm not Celstia….sssear to drunk”
- >you sigh
- >”who gave you a drink then?”
- >she staggers into the room, wiping her mouth
- >”Wus Anon… guy wus pretty hammered himself.”
- >oh no
- >it’s just what you feared!
- >Anon told you about the special drink that turned the Russians into supermen that had “Super fun time” across the eastern front
- >you feel a hoof on your back
- >”heyyyyyyyyyy”
- >”not now rainbow I’m busy”
- >if he has made this drink, does that mean he wants have “Super fun time” in Ponyville?!
- >this is terrible!
- >he could destroy-
- >”Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy”
- >you turn to your friend, noticing how dirty she really is
- >how many trees did she hit?
- >”Rainbow, you’re filthy!”
- >the speedster grins
- >”Yu bet a am.”
- >”You’re welcome to use my bathroom to freshen up if you want”
- >her wings attempt to pomf up but only get about half way up
- >”Nah, I am ready to go whenever Twi…”
- >huh….wonder what that means….
- >any way maybe he doesn’t know he’s doing something wrong. After all, he did refer to these events as “The friendship of magic between nations”
- >perhaps he plans to expand human kindness to Ponyville, not knowing of the potential outcome
- >you rush past your friend, gather notes, spell books….whatever might help
- >ohhhhh this is bad!
- >you hear a voice behind you
- >”W-where yu goin?”
- >”I think Anon might be trying to destroy Ponyville Rainbow, you can spend the night here”
- >”B-but I though where are on the same page with that filthy thing…”
- >what?
- >you turn to face the cyan p0ny
- >”I don’t know what you’re talking about Rainbow Dash...”
- >She sighs
- >”Fer an egghead you sure are dense….”
- >rude….
- >”so let me make dis clear….”
- >”Ay”
- >she stands on her hind legs, pushing her hooves into her chest
- >”Wanta”
- >she extents her fore-legs
- >”Fuck”
- >she begins clumsy trusting her pelvis
- >”Yu”
- >…
- >Boy, that escalated quickly
- >”Rainbow, you’re drunk.”
- >”Urr sexy!”
- >she takes a step towards you
- >ugggh
- >you turn away from the drunkard
- >”I don’t have time for this Anon could be destroying Ponyville as we speak!”
- >you hear her following you with an unsteady pace
- >”You shuold be more worried ‘bout urself!”
- >what is she talking about?
- >you turn to meet her
- >she is hunkered down
- >”Rainbow what are yo-
- >”Cause ima wreck ‘dat flank!”
- >she pounces at you…
- >if you were 3 feet to the right that is
- >she picks herself up
- >”No fair….using double team….fucking crutch”
- >yeah you’ve had enough of this
- >”Get some sleep Rainbow”
- >you head to the door
- >only to be knocked off your feet by a not quite blue flash
- >looking at the door you see Rapebow Dash is blocking it
- >”Nuh-uh, you’re not going anywhere”
- >you frown and nudge
- >she loses her balance, collapsing through the door
- >you’ll apologise later but now you have to stop Anon
- >you dash into the night
- >”YU CAN RUN BUT YU CAN’T HIDE!”
- >you hear rainbow shouting after you
- >”I’LL GET CANDY VAG IF IT’S THE LAST THING AY DO!”
- >you are now Spike
- >you look dejectedly at the scene before you from your window
- >yeah, gonna stay out of this one
- >was bad enough they had to wake you….
- >but they got you thinking….
- >where’s that pilfered picture of Rarity modelling swimming suits….
- >you are now Rarity
- >you step away from the drawing board
- >you’ve done it!
- >It’s beautiful!
- >this is your most fabulous design ever!
- >This will make you famous!
- >you grimace
- >because apparently being a national hero isn’t enough
- >oh well…
- >you look out the window
- >Dark…
- >oh my you were so engrossed you completely lost track of time
- >no matter
- >all that’s left is to get this packed safely away and lock up the st-
- “SOMEWHERE…BEYOND DE CEE!”
- >what’s that horrible noise…
- “SHE’S DER WAITING FER ME!”
- >it’s getting closer….
- “IF AY COULD FLY LIK BIRDS OH HIGH!”
- >Just then a tall, twisted figure busts through the door
- >steadying itself in the doorframe
- >you scream
- >”DEN STRAIGHT TO HER ARMS I’D GO SAILIN’!”
- >…wait you recognise that voice…
- >a little more obnoxious than usual, but still…
- >”…Anon?”
- >the creature lifts its head, sure enough revealing the face of Anon
- >he looks a little…off
- >he smiles
- “What about yeh luv?”
- >oh dear…
- >the human walks across the room
- >dragging mud in in with him
- >”Ummm Anon…”
- “Sorry to barge in here so late but ah need something new to wear.”
- >you examine the human…
- >filthy, covered in mud…
- >”So what actually happened to you anon?”
- >the human takes a sip from a bottle
- “I wus watching Rainbow getting ploughed into the ground and sum got on me…”
- >”Wha-what?”
- “So basically can’t go askin’ Fluts out looking like a gypsy, can I?”
- >Did he just admit to liking Fluttershy…
- >you smile
- >took him long enough, perhaps the time apart did it after-
- >the human belches loudly, interrupting your train of thought
- >he rubs his entire arm sluggishly across his face in an Ill-fated attempt to wipe his mouth
- >…or perhaps he’s had a tad too much to drink
- >either way he’s right
- >no way you can have him walking around like that
- >”Okay anon, follow me.”
- >you walk away from your work site
- >”We’ll have you looking like a gentlecolt in no tim-“
- “Hey Rarity.”
- >”Yes darling?”
- “Dis based on are lil banter?”
- >no!
- >you turn to see Anon hovering over your master piece
- >”N-no darling that’s something I being working on for months…now if you wo-“
- AHCOO!
- >ahhh
- >he sniffs
- “Aww sorry luv, dat spa day got me sick as a dog, I’ll clean dis up”
- >”No Anon, it’s okay just-“
- >ignoring you the human starts rubbing the design with is arm…
- >roughly…
- >on damp ink….
- >with his mud covered sleeve….
- >”Anon could you please stop, I’ll handle it!”
- >the human stops
- “Ahhhh come on! Aye got dis”
- >he takes one look at his work
- >and the smile fades from his face
- “You know wha? You handle it. I’ll pick out the clothes.”
- >He walks briskly away from your workstation…
- >and towards your storage!
- >”Anon would you please just-“
- “Ahhh dis is Beezer stuff right here”
- >you turn to see Anon with his hands on a piece of black fabric…at that bottom of the pile
- >”Anon stop you’ll-“
- “It’s fineeee”
- Without another word her he yanks the roll out, causing the rest of your materials to fall to the ground….
- >”Uh Anon-“
- “It’s fineeeeeeeeeeeee!”
- >he’s eyes wander across the room
- “Gis dat!”
- >he start staggering away from the ruin towards your hat stand
- >managing to knock down every mannequin on his way
- >”Anon can you please try to be more carefu-“
- “IT’S FIIIIIIINNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Jay-zus!”
- >arriving at his target he lifts a top hat
- >throwing the fabric around his left side and placing the pilfered hat on his head
- >you look at the human, clearly pleased with himself
- >also apparently ignorant to the fact that he looks ridiculous
- >like he is wearing a poorly made nightmare night costume
- >but if it gets him out of here sooner….
- >”Well darling you look…good?”
- >the human doesn’t respond, he only stares strangely at you
- >like he is looking right through you….
- >or past you!
- >you turn, seeing what he is looking at
- >no…
- >not that!
- >not the dresses you finished due to go out to Manehatten in two days!
- >this is too far!
- >you turn back to the human, rage burning in your eyes
- >”Don’t you DARE you brute!”
- >the human reminded of your presence looks at you for a moment….
- >before putting on a ghoulish grin
- >”ANON GET BACK HERE!”
- >you are pursing the human
- >how is he so fast?
- >he could barely stand a second ago!
- “LOOK AT MEH I AMA PRISSY DRAMA QUEEN!”
- >he just ran past you and before you could react head pulled the centre piece over his head and started prancing about
- “I LIKE TO COCK TEASE A BABY DRAGON BECAUSE IT’S THE ONLY WAY I CAN GET OFF!”
- >”I DO NOT!”
- >…well, maybe a little
- >Distractions!
- >”ANON IF YOU DON’T STOP THIS INSTANT I SWEAR TO CELISTIA I WILL DESTROY YOU!”
- >your threats only spur him on
- “AND I SPEND MAH TIME MAKING IMPRACTICAL DRESSES FOR A POPULATION THAT DON’T EVEN WEAR FUCKING CLOTHES!”
- >the human slows…
- “Seriously, how do yeh afford to keep dis place?””
- >”NONE OF YOUR-Oooff!”
- >you run right into the human, knocking you off your hooves
- >he stopped so suddenly
- >did he come to his senses?
- >you get up and walk around him…
- >is he more pale than usual?
- >he sways oh his feet like he is dizzy
- >but that just because he is drunk…right?
- >you stand facing the human
- >he struggles to focus on you, still wearing the dress
- >”Anon…are you okay?”
- “Meh? Never felt be-UUUGGGGGGHHHH“
- >he is interrupted by a torrent of vomit…
- >all of which lands on you….
- >the steam slows after a few seconds….
- >he takes the dress off, wipes his mouth and causally tosses it aside
- >he smiles
- “Right….NOW I’ve never felt better…”
- >”Uhhhh-hhhh”
- “Tanks fer yer help luv, got a hawt date see yah ‘round”
- >he turns and staggers out of the shop
- “SHE AIN’T HEAVY, SHES MAH WAIFU!”
- >…
- >and just like that he leaves
- >your store…your materials…your dresses…
- >all gone…
- >”He….it’s all a dream, Anon would never do such a thing!”
- >yeah, that’s it…he wouldn’t wreck a month’s worth of design work, your shop or destroy your due clothing orders…!
- >you notice the smell from the hot, sticky slime on you…
- >and he would never…spew on you….
- >in fact…you’re feeling light headed….woozy…
- >…all a dream
- >you are now Sweetie Bell
- >you’re checking to see what’s up with Rarity after a day out
- >”Hi Mister Anon!”
- “Bout yeh weein?”
- >he walks on…strangely
- >he sounded funny too…
- >never mind, time to say hello to your big sister
- >you arrive at the shop
- >you burst through the door
- >”Hi-“
- >and see you sister passed out in a pool of vomit!
- >”RARITY!”
- >you rush up to her
- >did she OD on salt?
- >is she still breathing?
- >does she have an adrenaline shot?
- >oh Celestia, what do you do!?
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