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- Quote:
- Originally Posted by ChuDat View Post
- Do people hate me or something? Is that the reason why no one wants to go to my biweeklies?
- Or are you guys just busy as hell.
- I'm located about 30 minutes driving distance from the majority of smashers AND these biweeklies
- are cheap. I don't understand why MD/VA refuses to go to my bi-weeklies lolz.
- With that said, I welcome all the newcomers. Be ready to experience a ChuDat Bi-weekly
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- Originally Posted by ChuDat View Post
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- Originally Posted by slikvik View Post
- Well u def have haters(u know this already but these people aren't concerned with improving
- competitively and are irrelevant/part of the reason MD/VA is bad) who boycott your events,
- but Halloween weekend + Homecoming for pretty much all the DMV colleges this weekend =
- party weekend. this looks like it'll do ok though this weekend regardless.
- Why would people boycott my events? I offer great events at a cheap price and I KNOW most
- smashers are cheap or don't have money.
- The only haters that come to mind are -
- 1. Snackattack
- 2. TKO
- 3. EE (somewhat, not really though)
- 4. Korn (I sense something within him)
- 5. ummm...... Takeover/Omni?????? LOLZ Nah I know they cool wit me.
- After that, I don't know who else hates me. IF YOU HATE ME SPEAK UP. WE ARE SETTLING THIS
- RIGHT NOW. BRING IT.
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- Originally Posted by ChuDat View Post
- Quote:
- Originally Posted by KORNNNNN~ View Post
- stop bringing my name up chu lol
- last time you called me gay, now this ??? lol
- you sense something... but it doesn't mean you're right about it
- and yes, I've been busy lately with work duh
- So you don't hate me?
- Come on Korn, if this is about money then I can understand. I charge people for rides and stuff
- so that less and less people would want to go with me to a tournament (and it worked,
- obviously). I charge people all the time. I don't want to be stepped on and taken advantage of.
- I'm a really nice guy, you just have to get to know me.
- Here's a story of what changed my life -
- My friend calls me up and he's like
- Dopey: Yo whats good nig*a
- Me: Nm whats up
- Dopey: I need you to buy me alchohol since I am underage.
- Me: Sure man
- So I go to the nearest 7-11 by my house and I meet up with Dopey back at my place. I give him
- the alchohol. He just takes it from me, doesn't say thankyou, nothing. He just grabbed it and
- left.
- After this, I was never nice about giving rides to people. I know people don't want to pay the
- consequence for my dumb friend Dopey, but I like it like this. It's less things to worry about and
- I never have the feeling that someone is taking advantage of me. After all, I am VERY naive.
- You could lie to me and I wouldn't even notice. I am too trustworthy. Because of my Naiveness,
- I am cheap about money.
- And that ends the story of ChuDat'z life.
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- Originally Posted by ChuDat View Post
- Chapter 2: Marijuana and ChuDat
- I believe I have schizophrenia. Schizophrenia is an illness that causes people to have auditory
- hallucinations. Some of you are probably like, " Holy shyt that is cool I want to Hallucinate". It's
- not all fun and games guys, it's annoying to have this illness. I started hearing voices after I
- started smoking Marijuana. OMG this one time I was at MLG Orlando and I got
- highhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I scared the shyt out of Tyrant because of my auditory hallucinations.
- Everyone left the car and scattered in different directions. As for me, I went out side and I was
- like,
- "Where the hell is everyone?"
- After that, I had gone back to the car and noticed the girl I smoked pot with was still in the car.
- I asked her where everyone went and she pointed in some direction. I followed that direction
- all the way to some party some people were having at a Hotel. I was high off my azz so
- speaking and thinking was really hard. I just asked them where my Hotel was. I ended up in the
- lobby of that hotel where I was greeted by security. I was like,
- "Oh helllllzzz nah I'm not about to be arrested".
- So I pleaded with him. I asked him to take me back to where my friends were at. I had no idea
- what location or spot my friends were. It was extremely difficult telling security how to get
- back to my hotel. Keep in mind I was really baked. In the end, I LUCKILY ended up back where
- Candy and Lee Martin were. They waited for me at the lobby of another hotel.
- Anyway,
- Marijuana causes auditory hallucinations for me. It obviously affects other people differently.
- Don't smoke Marijuana. It's bad for you.
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- Originally Posted by ChuDat View Post
- Chapter 3: Talkative ChuDat
- So as I sit here on my chair staring at the computer screen, I start to think about life. Life is cool.
- It must suck for others, or it could be heaven for others, all I know is that my life is good right
- now. I am in college about to get my Associates Degree in Business Administration. I am
- working as a Brawl player. YES, Brawl pays for my bills. Which is AWESOME since not many
- people can do this and I am smart enough to play Brawl for a living. I KNOW that I am not
- supposed to make Brawl my priority in life and I shouldn't rely on it for money. I just want to
- take advantage of the youth that I have left before I turn into a middle aged man. I am 23,
- that's pretty old, I think. My parents got married when they were 23. I am a kid still. I will
- eventually grow up out of this game and when I do, that will be when I actually quit.
- I'm sorry for lying to you guys about quitting. I tried to quit but I couldn't. Smash is a big part of
- my life right now. I have a lot of smash friends and I get to travel to the midwest, Cali, Florida,
- and New Jersey for this game. It's a lot of fun. This is why it is hard to quit. Once I get a job, I'll
- have to stop playing Brawl.
- What is wrong with this community? The MD/VA community has dwindled to a mere 20
- people per tournament when we used to get 40+ per tournament. I still go to these things
- mainly just to hang out with friends and play the game that I love. I wonder what happened to
- all the people that used to go to my bi-weeklies. Strange. Maybe it's because I am cocky.
- Maybe it's because I say that I am MD/VA's leader. Maybe it's because I randomly start shyt for
- no reason. Maybe it's because I announce my tournaments 2 weeks and it doesn't give people
- enough time to plan and make it to these bi-weeklies. Well, I used to always announce
- tournaments a week before and it wasn't a problem, we still hit about 25-30 people per biweekly.
- I think that MD/VA needs to step it up. No Johns. These tournaments are cheap.
- Complaining that there is a tournament every weekend does us no good. It was always like this,
- even in the melee days. Well, enough of trying to convince you all.
- Well, I think it's time to end this rant. If people find what I say interesting, then I'll keep writing.
- If not, then just come to my bi-weekly!!! It will be mad fun. Don't forget to dress up guys.
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- Originally Posted by ChuDat View Post
- Chapter 4: I am happy
- Wow, so apparently people like what I type. In that case, I'll keep writing. Though, it's hard to
- find things to talk about when you already have said everything that comes to mind..... Well.....
- not EVERYTHING....
- I am a bi-sexual. I have no freaking clue whether I am a homosexual or a heterosexual. It's.... in
- between...... To give you an example of what I like: I like to see Shemales ****ing guys. It's
- really hot and it turns me on. I am sorry for kids that read this stuff, but you kids need to be
- educated anyways haha. So yeah, I am bi-sexual. It's in between. I LOVE girls' @$$es though.
- Everyday while walking to school, I look at girls's *****. I "accidentally" look at guys' @$$es
- sometimes, but it doesn't do the job. I am only interested in the booty of pretty ladies. . Still, I
- watch some pretty weird porn. Another example of my weird fetishes would be.... a chick with
- NO ****. Basically, flat-chested females. OOMGGGGG FREAKING "HOTTTTTNESSSSSS. LOLZ.
- Ugh so yeah you guys might not find it "arousing" but I sure do. What candy says, "hey man,
- you like what you like". There's nothing else to it. For my third fetish, I like to look at muscular
- women with no breast tissue whatsoever. Basically, flat chested muscular chix. THESE ARE MY
- FAVORITE THINGS to jack off too. (13 year olds should know what this means. Don't pretend
- like you don't, UNLESS you are REALLY sheltered... then it's time for you guys to start jacking
- off ). I'm interested in other peoples' fetishes. I'm not too interested in womens feet,
- domination, whips or other sex toys, ect...
- I can't believe I am saying this, but I just had this thought, "I want it in the butt".
- WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUC****
- THATTTTTTTTTT NO WAY NO NON NONONONONONONONONONO.
- Ugh what else have I been thinking about.
- Well, sometimes I fantasize about kissing my mom on the lips. I know, disgusting right? Well, I
- am very affectionate with my mother. I hug her every day and kiss her on the cheek. It's when I
- "accidentally" have my mouth almost touching her lips. OK I KNOW this is gross. UGHHHH
- STUPID THOUGHTS. Well, I am seeing a psychiatrist about my Schizophrenia and he says, "It's
- just a thought. It's not going to hurt you. You don't act on it." OMFG this is disgusting sorry
- guys I would never kiss my mom on the lips. That would fuc* up my whole life.
- That's about it for Chapter 4. If you guys want me to continue, then I will. Read away haha.
- COME TO MY BI-WEEKLY DAMMIT!!!
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- Originally Posted by ChuDat View Post
- Chapter 5: The Final Chapter
- Ok, now I know that I shouldn't have typed chapter 4. It's time to redeem my self with this
- chapter. BTW, this chapter probably isn't the final one... just like my final bi-weeklies
- hahahahahah ok i'll stop anyway,
- These weird thoughts come to mind, to have some feed back on these thoughts could be
- helpful. Then again, I am sharing EVERYTHING with you guys. No leaf has been unturned. I
- guess it could be detrimental to my brain if I hear the wrong things. For example, if people call
- me crazy, then I would think that I am crazy. Well... it's hard to come up with ideas if nobody
- has said anything harmful yet. so . I am happy. Sharing these thoughts is pretty cool. I'm not
- usually this talkative on Smashboards. I guess it must be the drug that I am taking.
- I am taking this drug called, "Wellbutrin". It changes the way you think, act, and changes
- personality. Those are the bad things about the drug. The positive things about it is that I am
- more talkative, I can concentrate, I can study my homework now, and I can make sure that
- people don't take advantage of me with their words. What I mean is, people have a good way
- of talking to me with their words. Manipulative? Not really, but mean? Yes. Though, I can't tell
- if a person is talking to me with his mind or with his heart. I know that sounded g@y but I hope
- you understand what I mean. Speaking with the mind can convince others to do what you
- want and it can manipulate people to be nice to you. There ARE good forms of manipulation. I
- would say I exercise those good forms. Though, I don't really think I am a good manipulator at
- all. I suck at convincing people. I WISH I COULD CONVINCE PEOPLE so that I could get you guys
- to come to my bi-weekly, but I can't.
- Don't feel bad if you can't come. I won't cry lolz. It's halloween weekend and it's time to
- partyyyyyyyyy haha. Anyway, yeah I guess this ends my life. I will leave it at this. I have some
- studying to do anyway. If you guys want more of my thoughts, then just let me know and I'll
- type a journal tomorrow haha. Aite, PEACE.
- PS: COME TO MY BI-WEEKLYYY
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- Originally Posted by ChuDat View Post
- Chapter 6: So little time, but it's worth it.
- This one will be short since I have my psychiatrist appointment in about 10-15 minutes. This
- should be enough to hold you guys over until when I get back. I'll probably type about 2 more
- chapters depending on the feedback I receive.
- Anyway, I'm sitting on my chair again and looking at my computer monitor. I don't know what
- else to say lolz. If I had ideas that come to mind this would be a lot easier. Well, I guess I'll just
- type whatever comes to mind.
- Buttsex
- Ok that wasn't exactly what I was talking about. Who wants it up the butt? LOLZ. Ugh sorry
- random thoughts. Don't take me seriously. Ughhh sorry for typing that but it's the only thing
- that I can think of at the moment LOLZ. Well, I guess it's time for another subject.
- Video games:
- Right now, I am currently playing Super Monkey Ball 2 with Candy and Boss. Boss is ahead of
- me though, he's too good at the game. I'm also playing Final Fantasy 4. I recently just received
- Final Fantasy 4: The After Years from my good friend Powerhouse. I was also given Sonic 4,
- Bomberman Blast, and other amazing titles. DO NOT PLAY KIRBYS EPIC YARN. THAT GAME
- SUCKS SO MUCH AZZ. You can't die. There is no challenge.
- These ants that are in my room are pissing me off. I kill like 12 of them every hour and they still
- appear. I don't know how to get rid of these ants. I don't have any food lying around, at least
- none that I am aware of.
- Thoughts:
- Well, I am going to end this chapter with a few thoughts that come to mind. Why does MD/VA
- suck? Is it because we don't practice hard enough? I admit that I have been holding a lot of
- secrets about the game from you guys. The reason is so that I can stay on top and for nobody
- to surpass me. The last time I gave my secrets away was when I taught P~S Olimar. I told him
- to do nothing but Pivot grab and spam pikmin. He is doing that now. I can't beat him. That was
- the last time I gave my secrets out. I guess I'll be a little less secretive with you guys so that we
- can improve as a whole. I want this region to be good again.
- To be honest, I don't think that this region will get good again. I think we needed Azen +
- Chillindude in MD/VA. I had a chance to bring Azen back. I owe him $800 since he payed for
- my schooling. In return, I was supposed to play with Azen frequently and team with him at
- every event. Well, that didn't end up happening. I rarely played with Azen and I screwed up
- MD/VA's chance to get good. I would like to say that the blame isn't ENtIRELY on me. I guess
- it's up to you guys as well.
- Time to go to my Psychiatrist appointment. I'll see you guys later.
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- Originally Posted by ChuDat View Post
- Chapter 7: Don't Jack off and Drive at the same time
- What's up everyone? It's your entertainer ChuDat here with a ridiculous story.
- It was snowing pretty hard outside as I was driving home from Azens house. I randomly
- decided that it was a good idea to look at some porn on my phone. I had pictures of my
- girlfriends azz on my phone. It started getting hot. I unzipped my pants and went to town.
- Keep in mind, I was driving while this was happening. So there I was, jacking off with one hand
- and driving with the other. I managed to jack off and drive in the snow for a while...... until.
- *BAM*
- I hit someones car because my brakes didn't work. It was a sharp turn and I couldn't stop. If
- you see the front part of the car, the damage is still on there. I can show you guys the damage
- if you come to my bi-weekly or randomly want to come over. Anyway, I had to turn my cell
- phone off immediately. I zipped up my pants and went outside. The damage wasn't too bad.
- She didn't even end up calling the insurance company on me so I got pretty lucky there. So
- yeah kids, do NOT jack off and drive.
- BTW, I thought I could pull it off since I had done so before. I was driving back from some
- tournament and my friends were all asleep in my car. I had to drive home. I thought about my
- sexual fantasies and ended up busting a nut in the front seat with Anden (old melee smasher)
- right next to me. It was awesome. So yeah, I felt cocky and thought I could do it in the snow.
- Apparently I was wrong though... LOLZ.
- Quote:
- Originally Posted by ChuDat View Post
- Chapter 8: Girlfriends
- I don't know about you guys but I find girlfriends to be bothersome. They always need
- attention. If you don't speak to them for one day, they get mad at you. It's too much of an
- obligation having a girlfriend.
- I once went out with SephirothKens sister, Helen. She was a cute girl. Her and I could talk
- about anything. The thing about it is that she wanted to talk EVERY DAY. And not for just 1 or 2
- hours, she wanted to talk for about 3-4 hours a night!! I couldn't do it but I did it anyway. I
- didn't like having that obligation.
- Personally, the only reason I would want a girlfriend right now is to fu*k her. I want a fu*k
- buddy. (BTW if you know of one, let me know!! haha). Fu*k buddies are there to take it
- whenever I want to. I don't have to keep in contact with them or anything.
- My girlfriend and I went out for about 3 years. It was an on and off relationship. The first time
- we went out was on September 14, 2004. I went over to her place in California during
- Christmas. It was one of the worst experiences ever. There was this other chick named Tina.
- She was Helens cousin. She was pretty attractive too so I ended up talking to her a lot. Her and
- I made paper animals together. Of course, Helen got jealous so she ended up talking to some
- guy named Mike Monkey. Mike and Helen would talk so much that it would get on my nerves.
- Of course, I got jealous as well. So Helen and I didn't really talk the whole time I was in
- California, instead, we just got each other jealous. LOLZ I know it's retarded but whatever. Her
- and I eventually broke up. After we broke up, she went after my best friend, Yosh. Yosh, her
- and I used to talk everyday so of course feelings would occur if Helen and Yosh talk. Yosh
- looked just like me too. Anyway, that's the end of my relationship with Helen.
- 6 months later, I start talking to Helen again. She was now going out with Yosh. Yosh got kinda
- jealous that I was talking to Helen. He dam* well better be jealous because I was tryna make a
- move on her LOLZ. I ended up stealing Helen away from Yosh. Helen and I went out for 1 year
- and 3 months. We ended up breaking up. The reason we broke up was because she was acting
- so B*tchy towards me and I HATED it. I couldn't take it anymore so I dumped her. I then went
- out with a girl named Janet aka Kiwi for about 2 weeks. It was a good relationship. We rocked
- the Casba.
- Janet and I made out this one night. I had my hand on her azz while I was kissing her. I decided
- to dig in deeper into her azz since I have an azz fetish haha. There was something there that
- wasn't supposed to be there......... I found hair. So, being the fetish king that I am, I twirled her
- azz hair with my finger like you would twirl spaghetti with a fork. It wasn't really a turn on, I
- just felt like doing it.
- Afterwards, I went to the bathroom to wash my hands. Before washing my hands, I sniffed my
- fingers. It smelled like azz, of course LOLZ.
- Anyway, looks like time has run short on me again. I have to go to class. Hopefully these two
- chapters will hold you guys over for now.
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- Originally Posted by ChuDat View Post
- Chapter 9: Medications.. Medications..
- Sup all. I would like to talk about my recent medication usage. When I was about 17, I knew
- that something was wrong with me. I couldn't put my finger on it but I know there was
- something off. I thought that I had ADD (then again, most people do). So, I eventually got my
- self checked out with some doctors. After doing some tests, I was diagnosed with Major
- Depression and some signs of ADD (Btw, I wasn't depressed lolz). I started seeing a psychiatrist
- and he prescribed me the drug called, "Wellbutrin", as I described earlier. I was on that for a
- while and it was working great. My grades improved dramatically. I didn't score below a B on
- all of my classes. Good times must come to an end though.... I lost my health insurance.
- I was on my Moms health insurance plan and apparently they couldn't keep me on it so they
- kicked me out. That was the end of my "good days". I ran out of Wellbutrin.
- My mom helped me find an alternate route. We found some mental health center called,
- "Northern Virginia Family Service" and now I'm seeing a new psychiatrist. She is pretty hot too
- haha. Anyway, she prescribed me to some drug called, "Ambillify". It's supposed to give you a
- charge of energy and concentration. All it did was make me irritable. I couldn't find anything to
- do. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that I've also had thoughts of suicide while I was on
- Wellbutrin. I don't know why I'm telling you guys this but the only way to continue writing like
- this is if I am completely honest and open with you all. Don't worry though, I would never try
- killing myself or anything lolz.
- So, after taking Ambillify for a while, I switched to another drug called, "Invega". It's supposed
- to gather my thoughts and it prevents me from having auditory hallucinations. That didn't
- work. So we tried one last drug. I'm actually taking it right now. If you want to know what it is,
- it's Prozac and Zyprexa. The Prozac helps with depression and the Zyprexa helps with the
- auditory hallucinations.
- Well, I am currently on Wellbutrin right now as well as the Prozac and Zyprexa. The Wellbutrin
- helps me focus. I have some crazy stories about myself while I was on Wellbutrin...
- I went to Indiana with Ally, Boss, Coney, and BMX for a tournament about 5 months ago. The
- crazy stuff started happening to me while I was on the car ride home to Virginia. It was a 9
- hour trip and it was an experience like I never felt before. Imagine for a second that you could
- talk to people through your mind. Some people think it's fake and not real. What I felt that day
- was so real. I spoke to Ally, Boss, Bmx, and Coney through my mind. ACTUALLY, EVERYTHING
- THAT I'VE SAID SO FAR WAS FIRST TOLD TO THESE PEOPLE. Wow. I just realized that.
- The thing that sucks about it is that Coney, Boss, Bmx, OR Ally will NOT confess to me what
- happened during that car ride back from Indiana. I know I spoke to them through my mind. I
- told them about what I jack off to. I told them my whole life story.
- Well, some of the things we were saying were:
- Coney: I think he's in love with me
- BMX: Did you guys just hear that?!?!
- Ally: *Reaches for my hand*
- Boss: I told this niqqa that I was gay and that I didn't want him stealing anymore. He just
- looked back at me and said, "he's training me".
- Remember, I don't know if I am gay or not. So, I classify myself as a bi-sexual. Well, that about
- covers it for Chapter 9.
- Chapter 10 will be coming soon.
- Edit: COME TO MY BI-WEEKLY!! Post if you are going. People who go to my bi-weekly will get
- to read Chapters 12 and 13. I plan on going to Chapter 11 by tonight.
- Quote:
- Originally Posted by ChuDat View Post
- Chapter 10: My Ability to Copy Speech Patterns
- I'm going to make a list of people that I know and say what I think they would say -
- Boss - "Nah dawg"
- P~S - "but Kirby rapes Olimar"
- Candy - "fu*king chu hahah"
- Esoj - "What it B hoe"
- Korn - "I so bored"
- SSR - "I'll give anyone 100$ to let me blow them"
- Omni - "Lez goezzz"
- Takeover - "ah hah wadap son"
- Lil B - "sovaaaaaa"
- Inui - "you are much better than me"
- Hova - "Sup SON"
- NKB - "Chu is amazing."
- K9 - "haha Possibly......"
- Forte - "yo."
- The list goes on and on. Lets get to some thoughts.
- Lets see what am I thinking right now. I am thinking that I should pop another Wellbutrin pill
- so that I can study tonight and write more for you guys. Apparently, the Wellbutrin is making
- me do this. It's pretty fun. I know you guys enjoy reading this as much as I enjoy typing this.
- Lets see what else. I am gay. Wait, no I'm not. Yes you are. NOOOOO I AM NOT GAYYYYYYY. I
- am Bi-sexual . Ok what else. UM... MD/VA sucks... I know I already said this. I can't believe I'm
- saying this too. About a year ago, I was all about MD/VA being one of the top regions in the
- country. Nowadays, we lose to PA!! WTFFFFFF MAN. I even lost to Xzax, a PA member. He
- won't get so lucky next time.
- My Dad just came inside my room and asked what I was doing. I was like, "Um, telling people
- my thoughts.". He says that I shouldn't do that but I always go against what my Dad says. I'm
- usually right and he is usually wrong so yeah enough about that.
- Ummm...... My name is ChuDat aka Daniel Rodriguez and I live at 3312 dauphine dr. Falls
- church VA 22042. My phone number is 703-989-8795. (NO PRANK CALLZ PLZ THANKZ). I think
- I'll leave chapter 10 like this. This should be a good amount of info until I can type chapter 11.
- Chapter 11 is coming right up.
- Don't forget to COME TO MY BI-WEEKLY!!
- Quote:
- Originally Posted by ChuDat View Post
- Chapter 11: My Crazy Thoughts
- This is actually something that I typed up about 4 months ago. I'd like to share it with you guys
- (mainly because I am running out of ideas LOLZ). Here it is:
- My Crazy thoughts.
- Prologue
- Keep in mind that everything that I say can or cannot be real. It is up for you to decide. This is
- for open minded people ONLY. If you aren't open minded, please stop reading NOW and read
- something else.
- This is something positive that is changing my whole entire life. If everything works according
- to plan, I believe that I can stop whatever attack that happens on 2012. I don't know though,
- remember, this is all a THEORY. Not everything I say is true. Everyone cares about me.
- Everyone loves me. Everyone wants to talk to me. I wish I lived in a temple where all I would
- do is talk and listen to people haha. For now, I must live life to the fullest.
- Chapter 11
- Hello, my name is Daniel Rodriguez. I bet a lot of you out there are wondering if I am crazy or
- not. Well, to tell you the truth, I think I am a little crazy. That's just because I can hear people
- speak to me when I say things in my head. Meaning, people can understand everything that I
- say in my head. A LOT of the things that I say in my head are very impulsive. I don't even think
- when I say things. I just say things out loud just to say something. I am a very curious person
- too. I don't know a lot about the world. But anyway, let me get straight down to the point.
- People can hear my thoughts.
- This is a very wierd feeling. It is a GOOD feeling, but it is VERY stressful and scary at the same
- time. I am learning more and more how to be a human being everyday. It all started with the
- medication that I take. My medication is called, "WellButrin" or "BuProPion". After I took these
- drugs, my life changed.
- My first experience with this "mind reading capability" started with my English 121 professor. I
- forget her name, but she was a very cute professor. She was in her mid 20's. I came to class
- and I payed attention to her face and her eyes. My VERY FIRST experience of this "thing" was
- when she looked at me in the eyes. I looked back at her. I started shaking nervously, so I
- looked away. During another class of hers that I attended, she tried to make me smile by
- teasing me. I smiled and she caught me. I guess she enjoyed this ability of mine, she wasn't
- scared at all by it, she welcomed it.
- What am I? Who am I? What is my purpose in life? I have so many theories on life. Sometimes
- I think that the world is just playing tricks on me and nothing is real. It IS real though,
- unfortunately for me. I have to deal with this "power" of mine and use it for the good of man
- kind. Right now, I'm still a child, I haven't learned to control this ability yet. You can think of it
- like the X-men. I have this power, but I don't know how to control it. I need someone out there
- to teach me how to use these powers for the good of man kind.
- Quote:
- Originally Posted by ChuDat View Post
- Chapter 12: A Continuation...
- This is just a continuation from the previous chapter. Here you go
- My co-worker, Mike, told me I had some type of gift. I had no clue what he was talking about.
- Now I know. From this point on, everything will sound wierd so bare with me here.
- These are all memories. Most of these voices are just memories of what I normally hear from
- people. As long as I can remember their voice and their face, I can communicate with people
- through my mind. IT IS SO WIERD. It works though. I guess it acts as if these people are actually
- saying these things. They are wrong though. They aren't speaking to me. It's just my mind and
- my imagination. It's all memories. I think about what people would say in given situations. For
- example, I know my Dad hates it when I take forever in the shower. So I communicated with
- him through my mind about it. I told him that I was going to, "choke the chicken" in the
- bathroom. He told me not to, and that I need to do my homework. I told him that I will obey
- him. I ended up taking an hour in the shower anyway, it was only because I was speaking to
- the dead. I believe it was the dead. It ****ing scared the shyt out of me. I don't know what the
- **** happened yesterday. I thought I saw something. It was like a finger, it touched the
- window of the shower. That scared the living shyt out of me. I looked outside to see who was
- there. I didn't see anyone. Then, out of nowhere, something touched the screen of the window.
- Now that I think about it, I believe it was just my breath and not a ghost. At the time, I believed
- it was a ghost and I thought people were playing mind tricks with me to **** with my mind. I
- wouldn't blame them since I was ****ing with peoples minds since I told everyone that I am
- god. I am NOT god though. Or am I?
- I don't know what to think about this situation. I asked my self and I asked God. I asked him,
- "God, where are you?". I didn't get an answer. After that, I told what the **** the lights
- flickered on and off. Something is up. Someone can hear me even now. I'm on my medication
- right now.
- I helped some ants today. I saw them walking along my window cill. I picked them up and put
- them outside. I believe I was talking to an ant today. OH WAIT, I forgot to mention that I was
- speaking to my bird, who I call "Sweety". She is a sweet heart. I made her cry yesterday. I was s
- ok what the hell, I heard an owl. Something is up.
- Ok. I have nothing left to say for now. I will continue my story later. This is my legacy. This is,
- My Destiny
- Quote:
- Originally Posted by ChuDat View Post
- I just wrote 12 fuc*ing chapters on my life. I have a headache. I think I'm done with this. Unless
- people want me to continue, I will. These 12 chapters should hold you guys over until
- tomorrow at least.
- Oh and COME TO MY BI-WEEKLY!!!
- Quote:
- Originally Posted by stingers View Post
- continue until the end of time
- Quote:
- Originally Posted by ChuDat View Post
- Chapter 13: My Parents
- First I would like to thank the 40 people who have been reading my chapters. Good shyt to
- Seagull and Sapphire_Dragon for making them easily viewable. LOLLLZZZ Good fuc*ing shyt
- guyz it made me laugh so hard. I'm glad to be writing these things for you guys. Time to get to
- the main subject.
- I was recently having with my mother when I told her, "Hey mom, I'm telling everyone my
- thoughts on smashboards". She was like, "WHATTTT???!?!? DON'T DO THAT". After that, I got
- into a fight with my father and mother. It sucked. I respected them though. After everything
- died down, I hugged my mother and said, "sorry". Obviously I'm not sorry since I'm on here
- typing this stuff right now.
- Anyway, my parents are very loving. They care about me a whole lot. We are very close as a
- family, like most latino families. My dad works and cooks everyday and my mother works
- everyday. She just wants whats best for me. I guess I should listen to her. But if I did, then that
- would mean the end of my "ChuDat Chronicles".
- My father can be really stubborn. He doesn't listen to what people have to say. He yells
- without reason. Sometimes he finds things to yell at me about when they aren't even true. For
- example, I had class today in the morning and the evening. My dad comes into my room and is
- like, "Why didn't you go to class today." I'm like, "WTF dad I went to class". He gets into my
- nerves pretty easily.
- As for my mother, she is too caring. I've been smoking Marijuana recently (I don't do it
- anymore) and my mother always seems to find out. I always leave these clues in my eyes that
- say, "Mom, I smoked Marijuana". It's like she can read my mind sometimes haha. I know that
- isn't possible. It would be cool though. Once I start having these auditory hallucinations again,
- I'll tell you guys all about it.
- Well, that ends this Chapter.
- Don't forget to come to my bi-weekly!! Also, there is a smashfest happening at my place
- tomorrow @ 6:00 PM. Give me a call at 703-989-8795 if you want to come.
- I'll type up another chapter tonight if I can, but I really need to study. Lets see if this chapter is
- enough for you guys haha.
- Quote:
- Originally Posted by ChuDat View Post
- Chapter 14: Doll
- OMFFFFGGGGGGGGGG Fuc*ing Lil B had to bring this up. What a good chapter to right about
- in my "ChuDat Chronicles".
- So the story starts off like this. Doll is a homosexual smash player that plays peach. I never
- knew about his homosexuality, I didn't even question him. He seemed like a cool azn guy.
- Well.... one night he wanted to spend the night at my place....
- *DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNN*
- We ended up drinking alcohol until we were drunk. He rested his head on my shoulder. I was
- like, "Ummm... what do I do." Things happened.... ughh ok I'll give you guys the full details.
- He started giving me a hand job underneath some covers. My friend Minh and I believe
- Plairnkk was there as well. I didn't really think much of the hand job he gave me. I kinda just
- "went along for the ride". That same night, we ended up drinking more alcohol and waited for
- everyone to go to sleep. After we found out that everyone was asleep, we closed the doors
- and made sure everything was set up perfectly.
- Doll went to town on my d*ck.
- He sucked it, slobbered all over it, and asked me, "Chu, does this feel good?". I was like, "Hellz
- yeah baby keep going". LMFAO LOLZ NAH NAH just playing but he did really say that. All I said
- was, "Yeah." After about 15 minutes of sucking on my c*ck, I came up with an idea. I asked Doll,
- "Hey Doll, can I f*ck you in the azz?". Doll said "Yeah. Do you have any lubricant?". I said,
- "Yeah, I got some vegetable oil".
- So I grabbed the vegetable oil and went back downstairs where I saw doll pointing his butt
- straight up, ready to receive whats coming to him. I lubed up his azz pretty good. I then
- grabbed my d*ck, and slid it inside his azz. It didn't feel that good, actually. It was really tight.
- The guy was small so it was expected. After pounding him for a good 10 minutes, I decided to
- stop. I wasn't feeling anything. I didn't ejaculate at all.
- ALSO, Keep in mind I was thinking about my girlfriend Helen the whole time this was
- happening.
- Anyway, we finally stopped. I went outside to smoke a jack. It felt smooth as the smoke went
- through my throat. We got tired and fell asleep. My dumazz decided to sleep next to him. I
- DON'T KNOW WHY I JUST DID ughhh. But yeah... It was morning already. My mother went
- downstairs to check on me since I wasn't in my room. To her surprise, SHE SAW ME SLEEPING
- WITH DOLL. FUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK.
- She started yelling at me, lecturing me, hitting me, and basically everything a mother would do
- when they find out their son is sleeping with a dude. They forced me to take Doll home and
- said that they never wanted to see Doll again.
- I pretty much stopped hanging out with Doll until this one AIM convo I had with him online. I
- have a fetish for girls in thongs. I asked Doll, "Do you have a thong?" He said, "Yes. Do you
- want me to wear it for you?". I said, "Hellz Yeah". I drove over to his house. He pulled his pants
- down so that I can see his azz in a thong. It didn't even make me horny at all. I still grabbed his
- azz and squeezed it but I didn't feel anything. Also, he was sucking my co*k again at this time.
- This, I believe, was the last time I saw him. After this, I never saw him again.
- My thoughts on the situation:
- Doll is a homosexual. As he was giving me head, he was saying, "Chu, I'm not gay, I'm not gay".
- LOLZ. I don't believe I am a homosexual. I admit I was a little bi-curious but it didn't arouse me
- whatsoever. I need a girl to get me aroused. Like the one time where I fingered Helen..
- ahhhhhh yessss but that's for another chapter.
- Quote:
- Originally Posted by ChuDat View Post
- Chapter 15: My Environment
- This is a chapter I wrote about 4 months ago. It should hold you guys over for tomorrow. This
- is what you guys get for breaking 100 people!!!! =DDDDDDDD
- The USA is a pretty messed up place to live at. I now understand why everyone wants to kill us.
- Why though? Why KILL? Killing won't solve anything. You must speak to people from the heart.
- Listen to others. Everything will be okay.
- I am going to go to Fur Night Club tonight. Something BIG is going to happen tonight. I will be
- showing my face to the entire region of MD/VA. Some girl promised me that she would show
- me her *******. She better, LOLZ. Thank you for telling me to take the metro. I will be going
- with my sister, her boyfriend, and my "date" Samantha. I will be going undercover to discover
- the truth behind my hidden power. Everyone wants to hear everything that I have to say. I
- have to continue or else I will lose my train of thought. F*CK IM LOSTING.
- I will not be typing out any secrets. I don't want you guys to find out who I truly am, YET.
- Everything will be clear once I get global recognition. Even to the animals. I'm still working on
- bugs though. Bugs are ugly and they are dangerous. I don't really care too much about bugs. If
- I see that bugs have hearts, then I will take care of them too. All animals have hearts, well
- herbivores anyways. Carnivores are vicious animals so I don't know if they have hearts because
- they kill other animals. Wow, yeah I don't want to turn into a vegetarian.
- Animals kill other animals to survive. We eat those animals. That is the circle of life. I'm sorry
- carnivorous animals. Continue to eat and kill other animals. DON'T ASSUME THAT YOU GUYS
- ARE SUPPOSED TO F***ING KILL EACH OTHER WHAT THE ****. I'm only talking about the
- circle of life. Watch the Lion King and you will know what I mean.
- IF you are an idiot and can't understand what I'm trying to say, then listen up. Animals eat
- grass. Animals eat other animals, such as Lions and gazelles. Lions will hunt these gazelles
- because they NEED to eat. Some animals just can't eat leaves and stuff. You guys know what
- I'm talking about. It's a matter of choice and respect.
- I believe there is good in everybodys heart. My friend Kashan made a very valid point though.
- Why did Hitler kill all of those people? I don't know, I would actually like to know his reasoning
- behind it. I know there was a secret reason behind it. Well, whatever it is, I don't know. I don't
- have any theories about it at the moment. This book is JUST beginning! Stay tuned for more
- life lessons with Daniel "ChuDat" Rodriguez.
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