Oreburgh Onixes

Oreburgh Onixes | Manager: Jetpack; Assman: Angeela
xSkelly34
jeran
3M3
Battles123
naruto(sage)
mayomayo
Imanalt

Banner: http://i.imgur.com/GnT1pim.png?1

	The Oreburgh Onixes were sitting in their mine shaft, waiting for the enemy to approach. While waiting, xSkelly34 leaned on the wall lighting a cigar in his mouth. "That's unhealthy for you and us, you know.", jeran complains. "Who cares? We'll be out in like ten seconds. Bear with it.", xSkelly34 scoffs. In that moment, they felt footsteps above them. "Alright boys, let's do this. Surround them!", xSkelly34 orders. "Aye!", everyone exclaims. They dig straight up and surround the enemy.
	The Oreburgh Onixes made a contract with quite a particular creature. As it has not fully matured yet, they are allowed to use the power of the Eviolite, which is a shard from the legendary Evolution Pillar. It allows for not fully matured Pokemon to fight on par with their evolved forms, by blessing them with increased defenses. As such, all of the players have higher defenses, while also having their contracted one's naturally high defense. However, this means their attack is undeniably weaker than the others, since it has not fully matured. They have the ability to throw stones as big as boulders as easily as a pebble and the ability to move through the earth with nimbleness. This is called the Gaia Force and they may also imbue their Pokemon's power into this force and it still makes it deadly. While they have good defense, they also have speed, making them the most mobile defensive units of all the teams.
	"Watch out!', jeran screams as he blocks an attack that would've hit many of them. "You scum! I will crush you with this!", 3M3 yells as he brings down his Gaia Force imbued with the powers of masochism. The attacked ones started feeling good every time they got hit and as they got hit their health dropped, but they decided to fight less seriously and get hit more often. "You know... That's still creepy 3M3... Are you like, the King of Ms or something?", Battle123 asks with a terrified look on his face. "Yes, yes I am, I love physical pain, but I love serving our master more and being ignored. The pain of that feels 100x better than that of physical origin.", 3M3 declares. "... Just fight please. Also, kill yourself after this, you worthless scum.", Battles123 says as he digs underground with Gaia Force and surrounds himself with Fire, Water, and Grass. He dives into enemies with such force, they must retreat. "Oh YES, that rejection feels so good Battles123. Do it more!~.", 3M3 gushes as he lobs more rocks with Gaia Force. "... Gross", Battles123 looks disgustedly. "STOP TALKING AND WATCH OUT! This is a battlefield, you retards.", naruto(sage) exclaims as he throws out his spiraling Gaia Force infused with energy. mayomayo laughs, "naruto(sage), relax. They can have a little fun, besides I enjoy watching their little romantic comedy." "WHAT DID YOU SAY MAYOMAYO, COME OVER HERE I'M GONNA SHOW YOU HOW THIS ROMANTIC COMEDY ENDS!", Battles123 screams in frustration. mayomayo giggles, "Oh my. I should get away. Ciao!" mayomayo digs away faster than anyone else could and goes behind their units and paralyzes them. "Good job mayomayo! Allow me to finish them off!", Imanalt says with glee. Unfortunately, the other units that were not paralyzed were in range of Imanalt and they stopped him before he could unleash his Gaia Force. "Noo! I don't want to die here and be dead weight!", Imanalt groans. "It's ok I got you!", jeran says while he throws out his Gaia Force imbued with the power of Dragons. The enemy, however, saw it coming and destroyed the rocks with their own power, but the dragons continued on and destroyed one of the enemies. To jeran's horror though, the rest were fine and caught him too. "DAMN IT!", jeran exclaims. Suddenly, a burst of petals come out of nowhere, but these petals hurt. They are made of rock! These are angeela's Gaia Petals which hurt everything on the field and look elegantly while doing so. "Thanks angeela! Damn, her petals always looks so pretty when she does that. I wonder if she'll-", Imanalt drools, but stops because jeran is glaring at him. After a long grueling battle, they have eliminated all but two of the enemy. They were also very nimble and were resting on high ground, where Gaia Force was weaker due to being farther from the Earth's core. "How are we going to reach them now... Hmm...", xSkelly34 ponders. As if responding to xSkelly34, a light comes down from the heavens, granting all the players on his team jetpacks that operate off of Gaia Power. "Nice! Everyone decimate them!", xSkelly34 screams. "BLOOD!!!", Imanalt roars as he decapitates the last two people.
	After the battle ended, the team was resting and chatting about what happened today, when rays of light and darkness came down from the sky. Jetpack and angeela came down their respective rays. "Hmm. Boys you have done well today. Maybe I'll give you a reward~", angeela says with a glimmer in her eyes. "Yes please madam!", Imanalt yelps. "What a cute little boy", angeela chuckles. "That's enough angeela, we didn't come here to chat or celebrate. We came here to talk strategy.", Jetpack says with a small grin on his face. "Uh huh, but boss, you seem very interested in this "chat" we're having", angeela teases. "Shut up." Jetpack says while wiping emotion off his face. "Boo.", angeela frowns. "Alright team, you did well today! However, remember this! You are one with the earth. We control the earth as if it's our arm. Do not get caught on the earth again. We reign supreme on the ground! As for higher battles, do not be afraid, just sneak in stealthily from whatever angle you can. Understood?", Jetpack tells his team. "UNDERSTOOD, SIR!", everyone salutes. "DISMISSED!", Jetpack salutes back. And so, another day comes to an end on this grand battlefield.

Disclaimer: I do not know everyone, so their powers are guessed.
Note: I think my light novel side is kicking in, at least I won't put onii-san or anything. Maybe desu~ though.
Note 2: Lol masochists are awesome amirite. Well for both sides ;)