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Can hummingbirds do that?

May 10th, 2012
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  1. >Your fluffy pony loves watching birds
  2. >He's particularily fascinated by the bird feeder you have hanging from a tree
  3. >You have an idea
  4. >You carefully put fluffy into his harness, and lift him up and down a couple times to test it
  5. >You then clip some bird treats to his fluff, and get his leash
  6. >'Fwuffy go hug biwdy fwends?' he asks you
  7. >'Yup. You'll be close enough to touch them fluffy.'
  8. >He cheers as you hang him by his leash handle from a branch in your tree out back
  9. >After a few minutes of waiting, a couple of starlings land on fluffy and begin gently pecking at the bird treats
  10. >Fluffy is giggling quietly, squirming in the air trying to hug the birds
  11. >Smiling, you go back inside to get a cup of coffee
  12. >From the window, you can hear fluffy talking
  13. >'Siwwy biwdy! Fwuffy no have tweats dere! Dose fwuffy's no-nos! Dem pwivate!'
  14. >Curious, you peak out the window and spot a hummingbird
  15. >You didn't even know those were native to this area
  16. >Suddenly, your fluffy starts to scream and thrash
  17. >'OW! WHY BIWD FWEND HUWT FWUFFY NO-NOS?! WHY POKEY PEE-PEE? NO NO NO NO NO...'
  18. >His thrashing scares away the starlings
  19. >Doesn't dislodge the hummingbird though
  20. >Fluffy is now screaming about the fluff on his no-nos being pinched
  21. >It's grabbing his balls with it's feet?
  22. >Can hummingbirds do that?
  23. >You run outside to try and save your fluffy, but his screaming has attracted the attention of a hawk
  24. >It easily lifts your fluffy up, it's leash flailing uselessly in the wind
  25. >As you watch your fluffy friend dissappear, you notice a stunned hummingbird on the ground
  26. >At least fluffy's no-nos won't hurt anymore
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