script.on_event(defines.events.on_entity_died, function(event)
    if event.entity.name == "player" then
        for k,player in pairs(game.players) do
            if player.connected then
                if player.character == event.entity then
                local dmessage = {}
                dmessage[1] = "" .. player.name .. " took a long walk off a short pier."
                dmessage[2] = "" .. player.name .. " realized their requirements for survival much too late."
                dmessage[3] = "Oh noes! "  .. player.name .. " was too stupid to continue living."
                dmessage[4] = "" .. player.name .. " became a martyr."
                dmessage[5] = "Pieces of " .. player.name .. " fly past your face in slow motion."
                dmessage[6] = "Natural selection didn't choose " .. player.name .. "."
                dmessage[7] = "It's time to bury " .. player.name .. " again."
                dmessage[8] = "Looks like " .. player.name .. " will be needing a new set of Power Armor."
                dmessage[9] = "Want to see how not to do it?  Check out the shining example from " .. player.name .. "."
                dmessage[10] = "" .. player.name .. " found a really quick way back to the spawn."
                dmessage[11] = "" .. player.name .. " died, what a dumbass"
                dmessage[12] = "" .. player.name .. " was caught with their pants down"
                dmessage[13] = "" .. player.name .. " stepped on a grenade"
                dmessage[14] = "" .. player.name .. " was processed for science"
                local death = math.random(1,14)
                player.print(dmessage[death])
                end
            end
        end
    end
end)