Anon and Guided Tower

>Day 1127 in Equestria
>It has been a little over three years since you arrived.
>You shared your knowledge.
>And made the wireless ponynet possible.
>The first of the service towers was finished just four months ago.
>You instantly became famous in all of Equestria, treated like a member of the Royal Family.
>You wonder why you were called out of bed to the middle of a field at night.
>Walking up to the base of the tower, you spot Celestia and some sort of object.
>"Anonymous, i am so sorry to bother you, but the lightbulb at the top has burned out!"
>You question what the issue is.
>"It is the safety light, somepony might fly into it and get hurt without it."
>You look up at the 1700 feet tall tower, nothing would ever fly into that thing.
>"Oh Anon, won't you do it for me?"
>With a sigh, you grab the lightbulb and begin climbing.

>And climb you do.
>Around the 800 foot mark, realization suddenly dawns upon you.
>Celestia herself, or any pegasus for that matter could fly up and replace the bulb.
>You are unable to grasp the concept of this feel.
>Meanwhile on the ground, Trollestia with a massive shit-eating grin watches Anon climb.
>Finally at the top of the tower, you replace the lightbulb.
>The tower begins to vibrate and shake.
>You become so rustled, with a mighty shout you jump off of the tower.

>Back on the ground, a whistling sound catches Celestia's attention.
>Looking up, Anonymous is flying head first towards her at rapid speed.
>She acts instinctively...

>As you are about to land a drop kick on Celestia in revenge, a bright flash blinds you.
>You find yourself on the moon.
>Chill with Luna.
>Good end.