Corruption, Session 4

<DM>	-=QUEST RESUME=-
<DM>	*You awaken in your Touhou music- why am I listening to Touhou for this, hang on
<Alexander>	*Np bro*
*	Cirn0 is back (gone 00:05:20)
<DM>	(Chrono Trigger Symphonic, twill take that)
<DM>	*You awaken in your beds as moonlight filters into your bedrooms. Oddly, despite enjoying what felt like a full night's sleep, it's still in the dark of night outside.*
<Serra>	*Yawn*
<DM>	*There's a knock at your door, Serra. You can hear what sounds like a kid's voice asking you to let him in.*
*	Serra cracks the door, still tired.
<Alexander>	(wat)
<Serra>	(Listening to: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InXIks-1Z2c )
<Serra>	(Honestly, fits the situation, perfectly.)
<DM>	*You see the kid from before that was lazily named by his parents. He looks up at you, waving with one hand and waving a wooden stick with the other.*
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo>	((Listening to: Thigns))
<Alexander>	(listening to: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktvTqknDobU Why? I dunno >_>)
*	Serra lets Kid inside.
<Serra>	(Changed to a far more fitting to the situation song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJPNsGbB0io )
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo>	((Changing to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aakss9R8Wa0 ))
<Alexander>	(May I wake up, DM?
<DM>	*Meanwhile, Alexander awakens to bumping his head into a low-placed ceiling, known as a bunk bed.*
*	X_X is now known as Kid
<Alexander>	Freggin, What the.
*	Kid follows Serra in.
<Kid>	Hey, hey guess what?
<Serra>	What is it? *Yawns*
<Alexander>	Did you take a dump beside a rock while trying to get here through multiple demintions?
<Kid>	What's a demontion?
<DM>	(It's a Fireblast)
<Serra>	*Sigh* Now I have to deal with 2 kids.
<Alexander>	Nothing, Nothing..
<Kid>	We're doin' a raid!
*	Kid starts hitting the bed with his sword randomly in excitement.
<Kid>	$1d10
<Navi>	Kid: You rolled 1 Die with 10 Sides. Result: 2. Total: 2. Successes: 0.
<Serra>	I don't know how you did, but you missed.
<DM>	*The wooden sword breaks as it collides with physics and turns to nothingness.*
<Alexander>	(It's not very effective...)
<Kid>	WHA?!
<Serra>	I assume you're not very good with Weapons, are you?
<Serra>	That's okay
<Serra>	I only have a C rank in Lances
<Kid>	Aww..... I wanted to be an adventurer like you.....
<Serra>	An A in Swords though.
*	Serra rambles on about Weapon ranks.
<Serra>	...and an S in staves and....
<Serra>	A lousy C in Light Magic
*	Alexander goes outside and takes a dump beside a rock then comes back in
<DM>	*You go outside to find there are no rocks, just dirt, and the ruins of that house you fought at last night.*
<Kid>	We're doing the raid on the Malek guy's house today!
<Serra>	Oh, Nergal Ripoff?
<Serra>	Goodie
<Alexander>	*then I must of thought I took a dump beside a rock.. I am half asleep here bro, Just woke up from travelling through different worlds*
<Serra>	If Oswin were here, he'd solo everything.
<Alexander>	Everyone watch out for some turds outside the door... I didn't make them >_> <_<
<Kid>	-_-
<Serra>	Saint Elimine would hate you.
<Cirn0>	((Rule 1 of socializing: Do not talk about anything related to bathroom things and stuff that may be inappropriate))
*	Alexander gets on bed and just sits there
<Kid>	Umm, shouldn't you all get ready for our raid?
<Alexander>	Good point.
<Serra>	(Music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mX6hrcsUCgg )
*	Alexander puts boots on, looks around some and finds Steel Sword and Heavy shield and grabs those
*	Serra puts on her Lord Armor, and Cape.
<Kid>	Let'sa gooooo!
<Serra>	With Armor this sturdy, Even Hector would be Jealous.
*	Kid went Italian for a moment.
<Alexander>	*it'sa Wii, A'menu*
<DM>	.......
<Alexander>	*i mean wut*
<DM>	excuse me for a moment
<Serra>	Although, being dragged around by kids...now I know how Mathew feels when I drag him about. *Sigh*
*	Serra is fully prepared for this offensive. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gu9QHFmtuuU
<Kid>	Who's Math You?
<Serra>	A friend of mine.
*	Serra rambles on about her friends in Elibe.
*	Serra Erks at the thought of Erk.
<Cirn0>	((Ebile))
<Alexander>	Kid, Do you plan to raid too, Or just get us to help out?
<Kid>	Well, umm... Lode said his group was gonna take the front door, and that I should lead yous guys to the side door.
<Serra>	Oh hey
<Serra>	We actually have a strategy?
<Alexander>	Ah.
<Alexander>	(^ You never saw that)
<Kid>	I know! Last night, I dreamed I was cool.
<Kid>	Follow me if you want to live.
<DM>	*shot*
<Kid>	Erm, follow me, I know the way in!
<Alexander>	Inn, ILL BE BACK.
*	Alexander follows the Kid
<Serra>	I'm pretty surpised the other people devised a strategy to begin with
<Serra>	I honestly forgot their names too
<Serra>	I mean
<Serra>	Kid is a far more rememorable name.
*	Kid brightens up.
<Kid>	REALLY? MY NAME IS AWESOME AFTERALL!
<Serra>	Well, it fits girls more, but it works as a Guy name too.
<Cirn0>	((Awesome name, but it still sucks))
<DM>	*You head out of the inn to find yourselves on some desolated streets. No old folks, no guards..... nothin'.*
<Alexander>	Where did everyone go?
<Serra>	Alright, let's do this!
<Serra>	(Music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuFVdD5WG0w )
<Serra>	Chances are
<Kid>	Umm, we don't know either...
<Serra>	They're in hiding, maybe?
<Kid>	A little bit after that darkness, we checked out some homes... we didn't find anyone home.
*	Serra thinks, as her music choice fades away.
<Alexander>	Could of the people all gotten ill?
<Kid>	Well.... the one place we didn't check yet.....
*	Kid points to the north.
<DM>	*In the far distance, you can see DM laughing at cow- wut.*
<Alexander>	*OH MAH GURD I SEE GOD*
<DM>	*In the far distance, you can see one building that stands over the rest by a bit. It seems to be a palace, comparison to the usual one-story houses around.*
<Alexander>	Well, Why didn't anyone check there?
<Serra>	Isn't that logically Nerga-I mean Malek's palace?
<DM>	*Where else would an evil lord reside?*
<Serra>	> Evil
<Serra>	> Lord
<Serra>	No
<Kid>	Yeah. It is.
<Alexander>	*good point god*
<Serra>	Nobody here has the title of Mathew's Slave Driver, but me
*	Serra rushes to Malek's palace.
<Alexander>	Ahh, I understand why noone would want to look -
<Alexander>	Serra wait!
*	Alexander catches up
<Serra>	Screw Oswin and Hector, I can protect myself
<Serra>	I am the most beautiful of lords, after all.
<Alexander>	0_o what are you lord of?
<DM>	*You head north to Malek's place. Upon getting within visual range of the guards at the front gate, Kid stops.*
<Kid>	Wait. Umm.... I think this where we take a detour....
<Serra>	Hold on a second
<Serra>	What kind of weapons do those guards have?
<Kid>	Umm....
<Alexander>	*2 FPS on this game..*
<Alexander>	*lag spike*
<DM>	*You're close enough to see that there are guards, but you can't tell what they're using.*
<Serra>	Damn
<Serra>	If I could only tell if they were swords or not
<Serra>	Detour it is
<Kid>	Don't worry, Lode will be attacking there soon.
<Serra>	If they were swords, I could very easily defeat them all
<Serra>	With the power
<Serra>	Of the Weapon triangle
*	Serra continues to not realize that this is ZURPG logic, not FE Logic.
<Alexander>	Jeesh, This detour is LONG
*	Kid heads east a bit, darting behind houses.
*	Serra follows after Kid.
*	DM lists out the total directions:
*	Alexander now follows after kid
<Alexander>	freggin world lag- I mean oops sorry about that
<DM>	East, North, East, North, Up, West onwards to Tatooine, Down into the Rabbit Hole, Up on Elm Street, and finally......
<DM>	*You reach an old shack, somewhat near the palace's east side. The door is loosely hanging off it.*
<Kid>	Here we go!
*	Kid attempts to kick the door down.
<Kid>	$1d10
<Navi>	Kid: You rolled 1 Die with 10 Sides. Result: 10. Total: 10. Successes: 2.
*	Alexander gets a better grip on Sword and Shield!
*	Kid gets 2 successes and hits the door......... it barely moves.
<Alexander>	1d10
<Alexander>	$1d10
<Navi>	Alexander: You rolled 1 Die with 10 Sides. Result: 8. Total: 8. Successes: 1.
<DM>	*Anyone wanna knock the door open with a Power roll?*
<Alexander>	$1d4
<Navi>	Alexander: You rolled 1 Die with 4 Sides. Result: 3. Total: 3.
*	Alexander kicks the door and it opens up but kinda slowly
<DM>	*Try uhhh..... what's your Power stat, Alexander?*
<Serra>	Wah!
<Alexander>	*Mr.God/DM, It is 4*
*	Serra gets Strategist's OCD, and can't decide where to go.
*	Alexander sees Serra just looking back and fourth
<DM>	*When you roll a stat, roll $#d10, where # = the stat, so try $4d10
<Alexander>	*Derp XD*
<Alexander>	$4d10
<Navi>	Alexander: You rolled 4 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 3, 6 and 1. Total: 15. Successes: 2.
<DM>	*Alexander, you have the same result as the Kid.*
<Kid>	Umm... we didn't just reach a dead end, did we? I thought one of you might be stronger than me.....
<Alexander>	Frick
*	Serra attempts to kick the door down. (Courage bro)
<Serra>	$6d10
<Navi>	Serra: You rolled 6 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 9, 2, 10, 10 and 4. Total: 40. Successes: 6.
<Alexander>	I thought I was, But my energy is random at times
<DM>	*Serra, in a revenge match against your lifelong curse against physics, you manage to kick the door the heck down.*
<Alexander>	I mean, I stumbled when I tried to knock down the door
<DM>	*It seems the woman of the party is the strongest. Genius.*
<Serra>	Thank St. Elimine!
<Alexander>	Who is St. Elimine?
<Serra>	A Goddess whom you're not strong enough to worship.
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<DM>	*Inside, you can see a broken down bedroom... with what appears to be a perfectly safe trap door in the middle of the room.*
*	Serra regains her Arrogance, and laughs.
<DM>	(he'll hopefully be back tomorrow)
<DM>	*bleh, that didn't come out right....
<Alexander>	Ladies first.
<DM>	*perfectly new and well-built trap door
<Serra>	I shall only go first because I protect children, not because you said so, simpleton.
*	Serra enters.
<Alexander>	Well I would rather not get hurt first.
<Alexander>	I mean, What do you see down there Serra?
<Serra>	Why don't you see for yourself, underling?
<DM>	*You open the trap door to find a spear pointing directly at your face.*
*	Serra remains calm, while continually spouting arrogant dialogue.
<Kid>	Umm, is something wrong Serra?
<Serra>	Eh, nothing really, just laughing at how terrible a job my underling is doing, you know, not protecting me from the Lance staring straight at me in the face.
<Kid>	Huh? Lance?
<DM>	*Due to the darkness below, you can't see who is holding said spear, other than it waving back and forth slightly. It seems whoever is holding it doesn't know you just opened a door above it.*
*	Serra pulls out her Spear and rapidly stabs down at the Spear user. (Roll Courage)
*	Alexander climbs down quickly
<Alexander>	Ok, Whoever is holding that spear, Please just calmly put it down
<Serra>	$6d10
<Navi>	Serra: You rolled 6 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 7, 3, 8, 7 and 7. Total: 34. Successes: 4.
<Serra>	Stab:
<Serra>	Roll your Courage dice vs. targets' Courage dice / Damage increased by 3
<Alexander>	$10d10
<Navi>	Alexander: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 4, 3, 4, 9, 8, 1, 10, 5 and 8. Total: 57. Successes: 7.
<Serra>	(Wat)
<Alexander>	(Did see the thing you said about stab.. Nvm.
<Alexander>	(*didn't))
<DM>	*Alexander rolls some dice as Serra stabs downwards.*
<DM>	*As you do stab downwards, whoever is holding the spear upwards draws it back in an attempt to defend itself.*
<DM>	$6d10
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 6 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 10, 8, 10, 3 and 5. Total: 37. Successes: 6.
<DM>	*Your stab attempt misses. You hear some grumbling from below.*
*	Serra puts her spear away
<Alexander>	Ok serously? We didn't have a candle?
<Serra>	If you're somebody of any importance whatsover, my bad
*	Kid pulls out a torch and lights it up.
*	Alexander scolds kid for not getting a torch
<Serra>	Reflexes can make a beauty like myself dangerous
<Alexander>	*for not getting one before
<DM>	*Someone is now climbing the ladder. You see some beastly hands climbing the ladder.*
<Alexander>	OH NO KID RUN!
<Serra>	Oswin, is that you?
*	Alexander goes swipe at the figure climbing the ladder: misses the ladder completly and hits a wall
<DM>	goes swipe?
<DM>	wut?
*	Kid hides back at the entrance to the shack.
<DM>	*Kid walks 3 feet backwards, he means. Aka, not much.*
<Alexander>	With steel sword, Mr. Godly voice.
*	Serra snaps at Kid
<Serra>	Yeah
<Serra>	Not a good idea
<Serra>	Chances are
<Serra>	You'll get kidnapped by nobody important
<DM>	*As the figure emerges at the top of the ladder, his beastly figure turns to reveal himself as a Moblin.*
<Serra>	St. Elimine be damned, it's one of Nergal's underlings
<Serra>	Brenden Reed, it's been so long.
*	Serra continues to be sarcastic and insulting the dead, wtf.
<DM>	stats - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-556.html
*	Alexander climbs the ladder
*	X__X is now known as Moblin
<DM>	*The Moblin appears to be blocking the ladder. Want to try and roll around him?*
<DM>	(if so, roll Courage)
<Alexander>	$10d10
<Navi>	Alexander: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 1, 2, 10, 2, 1, 10, 7, 4 and 7. Total: 52. Successes: 7.
<Serra>	You know, I've killed you once, Brendy
<Serra>	I'll kill you again
<Moblin>	$11d10
<Navi>	Moblin: You rolled 11 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 1, 2, 3, 6, 1, 8, 8, 9, 3 and 7. Total: 57. Successes: 6.
*	Serra slices her Spear at the Moblin. (Roll Courage)
<DM>	*You manage to roll around the Moblin and down the ladder! Meanwhile, Serra and Kid are a bit stuck up there.*
*	Alexander closes trap door and stands on it
<DM>	*Errr, scratch down the ladder.*
<Serra>	Slice:
<Serra>	Roll your Courage dice +2 vs. targets' Courage dice / Damage decreased by 2
<Serra>	$8d10
<Navi>	Serra: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 9, 6, 9, 7, 3, 6 and 3. Total: 44. Successes: 5.
<Moblin>	$11d10
<Navi>	Moblin: You rolled 11 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 5, 9, 3, 6, 1, 10, 1, 7, 4 and 8. Total: 61. Successes: 8.
*	Moblin deflects your strike.
<Serra>	You're no threat to me, Simple-oh dear.
<Moblin>	Grumble, guarding back entrance, grumble!
<Alexander>	MOBLIN, THIS IS YOUR COMMANDER! LEAVE THE HUMAN ALONE UH.. GRUMBLE GRUMBLE
<Moblin>	Grumble, Malek is commander!
<Alexander>	WELL UH.. I AM MALEK!
<Moblin>	Grumble?
*	Moblin looks Alexander over, perplexed.
<Moblin>	No oversized robes, not Malek!
<Alexander>	YOU CAN'T SEE ME, YOU ARE ON A LADDER, STUCK UNDER THIS TRAPDOOR
<Moblin>	*He moved over the trapdoor earlier.*
<DM>	*science
<DM>	*Okay, think we got a misunderstanding of what just happened....*
<Alexander>	*Yes, Yes you did God*
<DM>	*The Moblin revealed itself to you by climbing to the top of the ladder and onto the floor.*
<Alexander>	If I have too, I will fight you!
<Moblin>	Grumble, no match for Moblin, grumble!
*	Moblin points his spear towards you.
<DM>	*If you wanna fight, rollllll initiatives!
<Serra>	Oh, so Nergal IS your commander
<Alexander>	$init 1d11
<Navi>	Alexander: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 8.
<Serra>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	Serra: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 4.
<Moblin>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	Moblin: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 3.
<DM>	$init s
<Navi>	The battle has begun!
<Navi>	ROUND 1: Alexander (8), Serra (4) and Moblin (3).
<DM>	*Alright, this is less than a 2v2, so not gonna run planning/action phases.*
<Alexander>	(Thank the goddesses, god)
*	Alexander uses Slice (Steel Sword) on Moblin! | Courage
<DM>	(still hittin' that high stat, I see)
<Alexander>	$13d10
<Navi>	Alexander: You rolled 13 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 10, 2, 10, 8, 7, 3, 1, 3, 9, 6, 4 and 10. Total: 79. Successes: 11.
<Moblin>	$11d10
<Navi>	Moblin: You rolled 11 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 7, 1, 4, 8, 4, 7, 5, 5, 4 and 9. Total: 59. Successes: 7.
<DM>	*You manage to land a hit on the Moblin, dealing 4 - 2 = 2 damage!*
<Moblin>	5h, ?m
<Moblin>	Grr!
<Alexander>	(How much HP does Moblin have 0_o? Doesn't say in the discription)
<DM>	(that's intentional)
<Alexander>	(oh)
<Serra>	It would seem he's more courage based than power based
<DM>	(when you run into enemies in quests, you don't see your stats, but you do see everything else)
<DM>	(also, if you want a chat that I can't see, join #zuteam
<DM>	$endturn
<Navi>	DM has ended Alexander's turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 1: Alexander (8), Serra (4) and Moblin (3).
<Serra>	Alrighty
<Serra>	By the power of St. Elimine, I cast a devine light on thee!
<Serra>	PSI Flash!
*	Serra casts PSI Flash on the Moblin. (Roll Wisdom)
<Serra>	$5d10
<Navi>	Serra: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 3, 1, 5 and 1. Total: 14. Successes: 1.
<Serra>	(FUICghoseri
<Moblin>	$4d10
<Navi>	Moblin: You rolled 4 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 7, 3 and 1. Total: 21. Successes: 3.
*	Moblin practically ignores your PSI Flash as your create the spark of a flash with no actual flash.
<Moblin>	Grumble?
*	Serra rerolls self
<Serra>	$5d10
<Navi>	Serra: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 10, 2, 4 and 3. Total: 23. Successes: 2.
*	Sephiroth kicks Moblin out the window.
*	Sephiroth has kicked Moblin from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on a train track! «16,710»)
*	Moblin (~WindStrik@24.246.165.68) has joined #zurpg
<DM>	*You fail miserably still.*
<Serra>	ARGH
<DM>	*Congrats, you're turning into Orithan!*
<DM>	$endturn
<Navi>	DM has ended Serra's turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 1: Alexander (8), Serra (4) and Moblin (3).
<Alexander>	SAMUS LEARN HOW TO MAGIC BETTER!
*	Train (~Sephiroth@107-198-73-105.lightspeed.nsvltn.sbcglobal.net) has joined #zurpg
*	Moblin casts Guard on itself, then braces itself by charging up Ram.
*	ChanServ sets mode +q #zurpg Train
*	ChanServ gives channel operator status to Train
<DM>	*MOBLIN DID THAT JUST IN TIME.*
*	Train runs over Moblin. Choo Choo!
*	Train (~Sephiroth@107-198-73-105.lightspeed.nsvltn.sbcglobal.net) has left #zurpg (I'm on your monitor... Stealing your bandwidth...)
<Moblin>	5h, 2m | Guard, +3 dice when defending | Bracing self, +2 dice when defending
<Moblin>	(and Mob Mentality, +1 dice when defending)
*	Moblin is an IMPENETRABLE FORTRESS OF- *gets hit by train, courtesies of Sephiroth thinking of trains in this inception-created reality.
<DM>	*Moblin, roll Power to defend!
<DM>	$15d10
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 15 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 5, 10, 1, 9, 3, 4, 8, 1, 3, 7, 3, 9, 1 and 3. Total: 74. Successes: 8.
<Moblin>	$13d10
<Navi>	Moblin: You rolled 13 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 2, 5, 2, 7, 2, 2, 9, 6, 5, 9, 6 and 1. Total: 62. Successes: 8.
<DM>	ROLLOFF
<DM>	$15d10
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 15 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 7, 10, 3, 10, 9, 10, 9, 2, 1, 3, 8, 10, 3 and 6. Total: 101. Successes: 15.
<Moblin>	$13d10
<Navi>	Moblin: You rolled 13 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 5, 6, 7, 7, 7, 6, 4, 7, 4, 3, 1 and 4. Total: 68. Successes: 8.
<DM>	15 - 8 = 7 - 2 - 1 = 4 damage
*	Moblin is run over by a train and still lives, with 1 heart.
<DM>	$endturn
<Navi>	DM has ended Moblin's turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 2: Alexander (8), Serra (4) and Moblin (3).
*	Moblin recovers 1 heart due to Dragon's Blood Armor.
<Moblin>	2h, 2m | Ow trains
<Moblin>	2h, 2m | Guard, +3 dice when defending | Bracing self, +2 dice when defending
*	Moblin has a total of +8 dice when defending, fyi.
<Alexander>	(Do I attack now?)
<Kid>	Hey, why don't you try hitting the ceiling? This house is kinda crumbly...
<Sephiroth>	(Yes)
<DM>	*You see a wooden plank kind of hanging off the ceiling, just above the Moblin.*
*	Sephiroth kicks Kid out the window.
*	Sephiroth has kicked Kid from #zurpg (You were kicked out the window and you landed on a kid! «16,711»)
*	Kid (~WindStrik@24.246.165.68) has joined #zurpg
<DM>	......................................................................................................................................................................................................
*	Kid finds himself on a clone of himself.
<Kid>	WHAT
*	Alexander stabs at the ceiling
*	Alexander ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE wut
<DM>	(roll it)
<Alexander>	$10d10
<Navi>	Alexander: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 8, 7, 1, 3, 3, 7, 7, 4 and 7. Total: 53. Successes: 6.
<DM>	10 - 6 + 3 = 1
<DM>	*Your sword reaches the ceiling, almost knocking the wooden plank down, buuuut it's still hanging on just slightly.*
<DM>	$endturn
<Navi>	DM has ended Alexander's turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 2: Alexander (8), Serra (4) and Moblin (3).
<Serra>	St. Elimine
<Serra>	Don't troll me this time
<Serra>	PSI Flash!
*	Serra casts PSI Flash on the Moblin. (Roll Wisdom)
<Serra>	$5d10
<Navi>	Serra: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 1, 10, 8 and 6. Total: 31. Successes: 5.
<DM>	(you did read the note about +8 dice when defending, right?
<Serra>	(Wait, shit, no I didn't._
<DM>	(redirect to ceiling?
<Serra>	(Yeah)
<Sephiroth>	(Smart move)
<Sephiroth>	Oh
<DM>	*Your PSI Flash burns the connection between the plank and the ceiling, causing it to fall on the Moblin. (Roll Power)
<Sephiroth>	btw DM.
<DM>	$15d10
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 15 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 3, 10, 3, 9, 6, 10, 1, 5, 6, 9, 9, 7, 7 and 5. Total: 98. Successes: 14.
<Moblin>	GRUMBLE?!
<Moblin>	$13d10
<Navi>	Moblin: You rolled 13 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 1, 4, 10, 7, 8, 1, 4, 3, 5, 5, 1 and 2. Total: 57. Successes: 7.
*	Moblin is crushed by the falling ceiling plank as it smashes through him and the trapdoor.
<DM>	KILLED BY THE CEILING
<DM>	$init r
<Navi>	DM: The bot has been reset.
<DM>	+5 EXP
<DM>	+$5d8 Rupees
<DM>	$1d3
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 1 Die with 3 Sides. Result: 1. Total: 1.
<DM>	*A Restoration Heart drops - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-10-post-19.html#pid19
*	Serra levels up!
<Serra>	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtJVBR23spA
<Alexander>	$5d8
<Navi>	Alexander: You rolled 5 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 6, 8, 1, 4 and 7. Total: 26.
<Serra>	$5d8
<Navi>	Serra: You rolled 5 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 7, 3, 7, 1 and 7. Total: 25.
<DM>	*Alexander apparently has slight superiority over Serra.*
<DM>	26 > 25
<DM>	*A Bat, a Spear, and a Dragon's Blood Amor drops!*
*	Moblin is now known as X_X
<DM>	wait
<Alexander>	Dibs on blood armor
<DM>	WAIT
<DM>	*A BAIT, not a BAT
<Alexander>	I don't want to be a walking bait, You get the bait, Serra
<Serra>	But you ARE a walking Bait, it'll go PERFECT for your stats.
<DM>	(whoever has higher wisdom would probably be better off using the bait)
<Alexander>	Serra does
<DM>	*Now that the Moblin is out of the way, the path downwards is clear.*
<Serra>	I'm the frail fighter that you're suppose to be protecting constantly
<Alexander>	Well I will protect you while you be bait
<Serra>	*Sigh*
*	Serra takes the Bait
<Alexander>	And you ate better at magics than be
<Sephiroth>	you ate better at magics than be?
<Sephiroth>	Alexander: Go drunk, you're home.
*	Sephiroth runs.
<DM>	brilliant
<Alexander>	Well I got logged out of ZURPG.. Forgot my pass..
<Alexander>	WHY WII U!? Y U LOG ME OUT!?
<DM>	hang on.....
<Sephiroth>	Because Wii hates U too.
*	Sephiroth runs.
<DM>	lulz
<DM>	your password has been set to "doabarrelroll"
<DM>	reset it to something else when ya get the chance to
*	Sephiroth kicks DM out the window.
*	You have been kicked from #zurpg by Sephiroth (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in a cave! «16,714»)
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<Serra>	Okay, so we're inside that trapdoor
<Serra>	Took us long enough
*	Kid climbs down, carrying the torch.
<Alexander>	DAMMIT LOG ME IN ZURPG
<Alexander>	Why is there that varification image..
<DM>	*The light from the torch reveals a loading screen.*
<DM>	-=QUEST PAUSE=-