One day, Josuke, Koichi, and Okuyasu were doing fuck all inside of Josuke’s house when Josuke look at Koichi and said “Koichi, I want to fuck you.” Koichi got a stiffy and said “Me too. I always wanted to have gay sex.” Okuyasu got really excited and said “Can I join too?” Josuke game a really stupid fucking smile and said “Fuck yeah dude!” Okuyasu said “Aww yeah! I love gay sex!” They then all took off their clothes, Josuke and Okuyasu both had 30 inch long cocks but Koichi’s Willy was 8 feet long, making both of the tall studs feel dominated, which was good for Okuyasu who liked big dicks, but not good for Josuke who felt small.
Koichi forced Josuke to suck his balls while he fucked Okuyasu’s tear duct. Okuyasu screamed in pain as Koichi proceeded to skull fuck him while writing his essay on to kill a mockingbird on Josuke’s stomach. Koichi then proceeded to balance on his cock and spin like a beyblade and squirt 200 pounds of his shit. This is called the shit sprinkler.
Josuke proceeded to do some parasolling, now parasolling is when you take one of those little umbrellas that come with drinks, put the sharp end through your urethra, push it down until it reached the folding part, fold your dick skin over that part, and keep pushing until the umbrella unfolds with your dick skin on it creating a dick umbrella. It looks really cool you should try it (don't try it).
Okuyasu stuck his own penis in his mouth and used it as a tuba to play happy happy joy joy while Josuke and Koichi were fucking each other up the ass. Josuke then used Shinning Diamond to fist Okuyasu’s asshole while Koichi used ACT 3 to make his ballsack heavy. “OKAY MASTER, LETS FUCK THE FAGS! BEEEEEEEETCH!”
Okuyasu used the hand to spank himself while he sucked on Josuke's penis. Josuke bit Okuyasu’s ballsack off and repaired it with shining diamond, while Okuyasu used the hand to bitch slap Koichi for putting the word sizzle on Okuyasu's rectum. Josuke and Okuyasu pissed inside Koichi’s mouth and Koichi drank it, digested it, and proceeded to piss the same piss onto their faces.
They all came on one spot in the room to create a semen puddle that they proceeded to splash in like pigs in mud. Then they got board and proceeded to dick slap each other and that turned into a sword fight. Koichi won of course. Just then the door opened “Josuke, me and Joseph just found out where…-”
“NANI?!” Screamed the trio as they saw Jotaro walk in on them. Jotaro just stared at them with a smile, but not a normal smile, it's the kind of smile you get when you just saw something fucked up, basically it was the “No way fag” smile (look it up). Josuke, Okuyasu, and Koichi all began to stutter and shake. Jotaro said “Oh.” And walked away, he then proceeded to use bleach as eye drops while pressing the unsee button that was just lying around.
At this point, Rohan waddled his fat ass out of his office and yelled “What the fuck is going on?” Koichi then said “Wait a minute, why do you have an office in Josuke’s room, and how did you get that fat?” Rohan said, “The reason why I have an office in Josuke's room is because I wanted to see how he cheated in that game we had. And the reason why I am fat is because I discovered the wonderful world of donuts. Now answer my question!”
They explained everything that just happened and Rohan said, “You sick fucks! What the hell is wrong with you?” Just then, Josuke used shining diamond to pick up Rohan and throw him outside. Rohan just bounced away because he was like a mixture of Gabe Newell, Chris Christie, and Michael Moore. Kira was walking down the street when he noticed that the sunlight was blocked by something, he looked up and saw Rohan’s fat stomach about to land on him. “I have an erection.” Said Kira before he was squashed by Rohan.
And that was the alternative ending to diamond is unbreakable.